Taking down the Yanks edition
just trimmed my chest hair in the shower
itching like fuck
ahhhhh
foighshd
>>57360570
slice of ham
wish I was handsome lads.
Life would be so much better.
canadians are pseudo-yanks
so FOPY
>>57360593
Unless you're already ripped, you don't have any right to moan.
>>57360619
except we are fit unlike yanks and bongs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrS3uHVlzew
choon
>>57360635
true most lads are most facially aesthetic when they are lean.
I'm probably 15-18% bf
>>57360721
*snitches on you*
>>57360509
i said not to make a new thread until i'd gotten enough votes
motherfucker
>>57360763
Fite me
With your willy
>>57360721
Don't think I would be a fan of being raped
That's why I always have my TEC-9 on my at all times
Shane mcmahon jumped off the hell in a cell
>>57360841
What if he was really hot
>>57360876
kill yourself gay faggot
good morning lads
Gay-posters out.
>>57360903
Rasheed
Gays should be shot
I am a proud right-wing homosexual :)
>>57360991
you gay?
>>57360926
who invited you to post in /brit/ anyway? are you trying to brush up on your knowledge of british culture so you'll fit in better when you move there to clean toilets?
the logical result of Fascism is the introduction of aesthetics into political life
>readme.txt
>don't read it
>>57360619
They're more like this though
>>57361052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLzkonCljYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKN8d61qnpU
@57361074
@57361052
sameyank
Americans and Canadians genuinely have no culture
Had a sad dream where I was a-walking through my secondary school but there was nobody from my year there
Edit: I left school 2 years ago now jani im almost 20
Now im laying in bed desperate for a wee but the baffrum is occupied
>>57361098
>says """britain"""
>>57361134
I haven't gone to work yet, you're ahead of schedule
To the NEET New Zealander that got rejected by McDonald's.
Typed out an excruciatingly long reply to your situation but accidentally hit backspace which wound up deleting my entire post.
Now I can't find it to quote so I'm just gonna post what I was gonna say to you here.
Just stop trying to find employment. If you understand mathematical expectation you can make a living playing games.
Might be morally wrong to fuck newbs and take their money. But they're imbeciles anyways for thinking they are a better player and can defeat you.
>>57361134
Become a Janny
>>57361134
>m almost 20
absolutely disgusting
Update: about to poo
>>57361146
>being this spastic
what happened to the upvote buttons
>>57361134
Child
Off to shower then work
END IT PHAM
>>57361153
Now just rak off abnormie wart on the elbow of society
>>57361144
Excellent
Do need t'be up this morn so have roused earle
>>57361176
:(
>>57361149
Did considrit yesterdee but remembered I want to spend less time here not more
>>57361146
I don't know what that is and I'm shit at maths t bh
I've no problem with exploiting people online for money though
April the 4th be with you
The plys of the toilet roll are misaligned. NOT happy
just gave my guinea pigs a bath
>>57361210
R E D D I T
E
D
D
I
T
>>57361220
Fuck off murderer
>>57361208
Mathematical expectation is the amount a bet will average winning or losing. It is an extremely important concept for the gambler because it shows him how to evaluate most gambling problems. Want me to continue?
>>57361134
At least you didn't have a nightmare where you were part of a ninja assassin squad tasked with murdering your entire class because the teacher failed you.
How has nobody mentioned yet the fakest British ever?
Mumy snuck int'baffrum the instant dady leftit
Considering violence
>>57361233
stop using my gimmick wrong and against me
>>57361210
hehehe!
>>57361268
God isnt real
>>57361233
This is actually my misusing his gimmick against him gimmick
Don't do it again
>all the chilluns are awake
ughh
AWA AWA AWA AWADAMA FEVER AWA AWA AWA FOH FOH
just gave my Australians a bath
Just blew my nose really loudly before realising my window is open and there are men outside
NEET holocaust when
going to work lads
bye
white people getting slated on bbc1
>>57361360
Bibi haffun staesaif
>>57361364
About time
>>57361329
:3 did you wash their willies thoroughly
>>57361258
Fuck off Rasheed Ageel bin al-Badr al-Hadi ila'l-Haqq Yahya Muhammad Murtadha an-Nasir Ahmad Fiqh al-Jariri Tafsir Islam Sharjah Tajweed al-Ibadiyyah
Commute will be so much better with no fucking schoolkids about.
>>57361389
who invited you to post in /brit/ anyway? are you trying to brush up on your knowledge of british culture so you'll fit in better when you move there to suck bp?
>>57361389
Kill yourself
>>57361431
Just don't take anyone else with you.
https://www.fb.com/1470631456552606/videos/vb.1470631456552606/1751667611782321/?type=2&theater
video of me (driving) and my mate (filming)
>>57361411
Plenty brits move here i dont need to go there for brit boi bp, i post here to suss out brit qts xox
Gettin gup to do a wee out of my fanny and a poo out of my arse
Bit slow
>>57361485
>>57361483
>>57361389
DELET
>>57361355
at least NEETs are better than arrogant students
Gay /brit/ best /brit/
Heat = kinetic energy, poos + pees = hot.
Why are we just shitting and pissing into a cold porcelain bowl filled with cold water? All that energy is going to waste.
So fake
https://www.fb.com/SoFloVideo/videos/1249627435078508/
>normies eat this up
Pineal gland status: Calcified
i dont think there will ever be a point in my life where a girl is like "wow you dick is huge!"
at best i'll get a "your penis is perfectly adequate"
doing a science assignment lads, anyone know what year technology was invented?
It's getting late in my section of the world
>>57361634
wow so powerful
liked
>>57361659
pffffff uhh well it was before i meet the misses so i gather 87 or 88?
sex isn't that good
>>57361658
glans penis status: substandard
speaking TRUTH lads, speaking truth
>>57361722
there's literally no difference between sex and having a wank
>>57361722
> hook up with asian twink
> he wants me to piss in his mouth
for fuck's sake, la
wagies start earning their extra 50p an hour today
How many /brit/ posters have killed themselves?
Think the fit MILF at work fancies me lads. She sent me a Facebook message saying "hi luv xx" at just after midnight last night.
post more dredd fgts
>>57361785
Did you do it?
>>57361810
D-DELETE THIS
>>57361817
it was me la, just joshin ya haha!
Lads I'm afraid my gf is only with me because I'm extremely good in bed.
What should I do?
Business idea: Raise the minimum wage to £10 an hour
>>57361816
There was a kiwi poster a few months back I'm fairly certain did
>>57361863
ur mum raises my willy 10 inches every hour
Imagine having a bf. Must be really weird.
Business idea: remove most immigrants and watch the market forces raise the wages significantly.
>>57361884
sorry, i think he meant actual human beings committing suicide, not a 6 foot stack of sheep shit
>>57361785
I don't hook up with asian twinks in Australia, life is aus turns them into freaks. Hook up with them abroad in their homelands xo
>>57361817
Definitely, go for it mate. Ask her out for a drink on Friday
>>57361863
Should be at least £12 per hour tbqhwy
>>57361911
i just want a pure white twink to snuggle and kiss all night
>>57361900
Umm racism and sexist much?!
We need to increase the minimum wage, tax the rich and invite more refugees/immigrants you bigoted kipper
want to be a doctor like house lads
think i got the cynicism and razor sharp wit down just need the limp now
>>57361965
M-me?
If someone could put me up and love me I'd honestly move just to be a housewife
>>57361965
Theres plenty unless you live in a country town
Mums going round the house mumbling "shit shit shit" as in "shake shake shake"
>>57361977
how was that sexist
Remember when Gordon Brown had that massive scandal over calling some woman a bigot in private
Magine that happening now
>>57362013
> communist flag
> cap backwards
> faggot tier glasses
> women's clothing
I said twink, not degenerate faggot cocksucking dimwit
>At work
>Left my computer on in my room unlocked with just the monitor off
If my mum gets the urge to snoop she'll see all my degen porn ffs
>>57361884
really? explain more pls
>>57362077
Is degen porn hentai?
>>57362077
》not windows key + L-ing whenever you leave the room
https://youtu.be/60ybxOCRAfI?t=3m37s
Not sure this is suitable for kids desu
Saw an old mate from uni the other day, used to be pretty friendly with him and his gf. His gf was with my but she gave me a stinking look, she also had a go at me at a party we were at not long ago for making up I cheating on the raffle somehow.
Mate was still cool but I've got no idea what I did to his gf to make her hate me. As far as I was concerned in uni before he got on her she liked me.
Women are fucking weird.
Also she's gotten chubby as fuck in her years out of uni.
What would you do if you discovered your son was making money as a trap camwhore lads?
I think my dad may be onto me.
>>57362078
Sounded absolutely committed to it and very calm. Said its something he's wanted for many years but had people that depended on him.
Had a plan to drive somewhere nice and die in his car somehow, can't remember exactly.
Business Idea: Take the footballer's Tory banker bonuses and give them to the soldiers to renationalise the immigrant railway houses in the Northern Powerhouse.
>>57362094
Nah, gay stuff
>>57362105
My best mate's fiance tries to hook me up with her friends every time we meet.
Some of them were pretty cute.
>>57362137
My dad would disown me at best
>>57362152
Your gay LMAO
>>57361984
Would you move here for that?
>>57362163
what would he do at worst?
>>57362175
Yeah definitely
>>57362188
Put me in hospital
>>57362200
for a sex change right haha
>>57362152
What kinda gay stuff
> rub sweaty space between my balls and arse
> that manly musk
I have no reason to be alive
>have cute gf for third year now
>considering proposing
>she's like 4'9" though
>don't want my sons to be manlets
Should I go for it lads?
>>57362161
Well aren't you lucky, thinking about it all the girls I knew in university who were really chummy at the time seem to hate my guts now.
>>57362296
>3 years
>marriage
Hope you're either very well off or absolutely broke lad.
>>57362377
What's wrong with marrying after three years? I feel like I know her well enough for a trial period and it's dump or marry time.
I'm relatively well off, supporting a family shouldn't be a problem.
https://theconversation.com/the-uk-should-look-closer-to-home-before-crying-foul-over-luxembourg-leaks-34180
>Academic pointed out UK was world's No.1 tax haven in 2013. Still true in 2015.
ffs mum saw my name in the leaked panama documents and found out i was saving my tuckshop money instead of buying lunch lads
she's gonna go mental lads ffs
>/brit/
As always, full of gay autistic faggots.
>>57362404
>supporting a family shouldn't be a problem
As long as supporting a family + an apartment for yourself after the divorce isn't a problem then sure go ahead.
Imagine being a bot and being paid to watch/comment on random videos
What do they gain out of this?
fucking stop posting on /polska/ you gay brit faggots
>>57362508
t. ahmdahmd ahmd
>>57362510
brb going to /polska/
>>57362510
what about me???? can I post there???
Currently applying to become a janitor.
>>57362576
how much per year??
>mfw greeted with "mornin'" or "evenin'" and reply with full "Good morning!" or "Good evening!"
t. kraut
>>57362404
Do you live with her? I wouldn't marry unless I've lived with her for at least 4 years
>>57362599
haven't got to that part yet, need some good money tbqh want to take my wife's son to the city soon
>>57362594
See Mr. Cameron it's not so difficult.
>>57362599
Gonna be starting off in an unpaid voluntary capacity and after 12 months there will be a performance review and the possibility of moving up to a paid salary starting at £0.00 with the opportunity of incremental pay rises of zero pounds, zero pence every year thereafter.
>>57362621
She's lived with me for almost two years now.
She will be 22 this year and I'm 28.
>>57344893
>>57345039
>>57345335
>>57347004
>>57353030
I'm glad you fags learn polish
>>57362666
nonce
>>57362667
all me
>learn polish
for what purpose?
>>57362763
shiny shoes innit
Fucking child lock on the internet lads, this is bullshit, I'M AN ADULT MUM FFS
What's it like living on a salary below £29,000?
That was my starting salary back in 2010 and I felt poor as fuck, I can't imagine having to survive on less. I don't even live in London.
>>57362763
suck suck fuck fuck ten dorra
go hotel fuck
>>57362780
ohh
>>57362783
oh dare
>>57362793
u wan long time?
>>57362786
I earn more than that but I have shitloads of money left over to do whatever with, what can you be pissing away all your money on so you can barely get by on £29k?
bet 50 quid thailad doesn't have a hair on his body
http://www.nottinghampost.com/Anti-bullying-charity-calls-fat-shaming-billboard/story-29042690-detail/story.html
>>57362835
u just lost 50 quid m8
i'm gonna post here
doing a move to the third world
>>57362899
i'm gonna check your dubs
Ticka ticka ticka
>>57362899
got a pole, gonna poll you m8
NA-NEEEEEE~?
>>57363085
send farage on him
>>57363108
can you leave thank you
Absolutely pongs in here all of a sudden
Going to fly to Poland to take a massive poo in a toilet and then NOT clean it
PAKIS OUT
So all you lads being gf-less virgins is just a meme right lads?
I mean it hasn't been easier to have sex in the history of Western civilization.
share the lad...
we get too many british flags on our threads
oh god the smell
>>57363129
>>57363140
>>57363170
>>57363207
>>57363279
rasheed.
ah yes
lewisham
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/lewisham-murder-investigation-launched-after-17-year-old-stabbed-death-1552940
>>57363243
rasheed's on a mad one
had his first ever beer it seems
So all you gf-less sacks of shite, what makes you think you deserve female attention?
>>57363495
nice subject
>http://www.inspiremore.com/jock-saves-kid-from-bullying-and-learns-truth-4-yrs-later
Wasn't this a greentext story at one point?
My arse hurts when I shit and my shit is orange
Give it to me straight doc
>>57363699
Stop eating whole oranges
ordered 25 pellets of diclazepam lads and they gave me 26 ^^
>>57361658
>at best i'll get a "your penis is perfectly adequate"
if you have sex with your mum, maybe
kill polish, nuke poland
YEAH, I'D REALLY LIKE TO JOIN THE JANNIES
well good evening
Should I send this? She's going back home so I don't have anything to lose.
>Hi, I don't know why I'm saying this but I feel I'll regret it if I don't. I was in love with you and I probably never showed how much you meant to me. I'll miss you when you're gone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBQjPFJNDQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hiqG4cfOGk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9rs5XiJ9Bo&list=PLp7-K3LNqJWRB5rbS7laG-eODyjxlgNx2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKY4Qe1DjI0&list=PLp7-K3LNqJWRB5rbS7laG-eODyjxlgNx2&index=12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKrPne8qn9s&list=PLDCED6F93C31A618E
>>57363851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM_jH_mgo9s&list=PLTsM8PE0pnFBCR8pDEYsZRYdTjaGjzuZa&index=2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csNRAXrGmz8
>>57363847
gaybo
you'll regret it, if you're going to do it though, do it in person
>>57363851
jesus that brazilian wax looks painful
>>57363847
If you can't say it in person, don't say it in text.
>>57363847
don't that's cringey lol
>White children 'falling behind other groups at GCSE'
>Lack of parental support blamed for poor performances at age 16 despite high early attainment at age five
>tfw your educational achievements peaked at age 5
>>57364058
>kids that blame their parents for being dumb fucks
lmoa
>>57364058
>mfw dumb white people still bang on about how immigration was a mistake and how they're superior
>>57364102
but mohammed, it's the kiddies that support it
>>57363937
>>57363964
>>57363992
>>57364079
So I just let go?
haven seen much good autism/cringe material since betapedia went down
>>57364139
Is she actually going somewhere far away or is she going home for a couple weeks or smth lamo
>>57360995
>benders trying to be witty
Business idea: invent and sell concealer for men so men don't have to go out in public with horrible spots on their faces
Someone on an apprentice wage makes more in one second than a janny in his entire custodial career
>>57364139
Yeah
>>57364197
>falling for the marketing jew
>>57364201
never thought about it this way. Wow
>>57364177
She's going back to Europe indefinitely.
What is your life goal lads?
Was about to kill myself so I thought "fuck it" and bought a flight to NYC
Hoping to find my lust for life there haha
deal with the pole problem
>>57364263
Just try it on with her lmao
Literally nothing to lose
>>57364265
Getting no fewer than eight repeating digits on /int/.
I've been off by one twice in the past three years.
Moving to Wales as a child seriously stunted my development.
In England, I was in all the high classes, got all the top scores etc. Then I moved to Wales around the middle of year 7, and I noticed the things they were teaching in maths, English and science in Wales were things I was doing in year 6, even year 5, in England.
Then of course if anyone shows any sign of intelligence in school in Wales, you get bullied and ostracised for. Which I know shouldn't really matter, but it's hard when you're just a 12/13 year old kid on your own in a new country with no friends yet or anything.
Of course, I made my own personal mistakes growing up, but for the most part, education in Wales is absolutely fucked.
Moral of the story: if you ever have to move to Wales and you have a child or think of starting a family, DONT
>>57364263
It's overly emotional and you're going to leave her in an impossible positions if she's never coming back.
Have a wank and forget about it.
>Food van lady puts her sausage rolls up by 10p
>Never buying one again
Ah yes, the Living Wage in action
>>57364277
>go to America as an alternative to killing yourself
>get shot
You're dead either way
>>57364321
bit absurd really to blame Wales for your lack of Wales
would appreciate it if you'd do a little delet haha
>>57364265
Become wealthy enough by 30-35 to start and support a good sized family by myself, see my children succeed in life and have kids of their own.
>>57364361
*for you lack of ambition
fuck's sake
>>57364339
Kek
>>57364339
>Food van Lady
fucking dutch names lads
sick OF everything
>>57364399
Howling
Massive lack of Wales lately lads
Fucking Wales
>>57364361
>>57364387
I'm not taking advice from someone that can't even type a sentence correctly.
Fucking hell, lad. It's not even as if you accidentally said it out loud. You're typing. You had the chance to look over what you typed, spotted the mistake and corrected it. You absolute insect
>>57364387
wouldn't be that bad actually
would go out as an adventurous cunt
>>57364265
win the lotto
>>57364435
>>57364360
replied to the wrong post
>>57364399
I only hand these out to the best.
Lads imagine being a little English twat, moving to Wales, getting bullied there and then blaming Wales, instead of yourself for being an easy target
>>57364470
whoops haha!
thats the meme one
can't seem to find the exceptional banter one, hmmmmmmmm
Lads imagine being welsh and being poor
Lads, imagine not being able to read a post properly haha
Lads imagine living on a literal desert island
>>57364504
Redundant tbf, that's like imagine being American and getting shot
