Pokemon Edition
the collapse of the USSR was a mistake...
>>57360011
fuck off
nth for Sudbury isn't that bad.
>>57360026
This
I'm scared to leave my house lads
fUcK oFf
REALLY want to fuck a Mexican again
I'm proudly into women
Posting supreme comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY41Q1FYokQ
There is literally nothing wrong with Greenland
>>57360055
aaaaaaaaaaa /lat/ papu
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PLEASE STOP SNOWING
TRUDEAU MAKE IT STOP, SORRY FOR CALLING YOU LE WEEDMAN
Please it's APRIL IT SHOULDNT BE SNOWING-REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57360054
you get used to it after a while
>>57360090
good, serves you right
>>57360066
Kind of feel bad for the one on the left, she's going to be in a lot of pain most of her life
>>57360066
good to hear bud
>>57359993
>No Unova
>No Orre
Dumb map
>>57360066
i lke wehmen tooh
goodnight guys
Wtf kind of hell route exists between Washington St. and Alaska
That must take eons to cover
>>57360128
>the "nether"lands
>>57360166
WAKE UP
>>57360166
sweet dreams my cream queen
>>57360175
we call it canada
I also like women
>>57360066
>>57360155
How do I come out as straight to my family, /cum/?
I know it's going to hurt them, my friends, and REALLY fuck up my job prospects, but I just don't feel like sucking dick is right for me, you know?
>>57360220
Women are gay and bad
Going to get bad dragon to soon tbqh
How I get the numbers in my head to stop counting?
>>57360241
What kind?
>>57360228
bit bore of a troll desu lad
got a permaban yesterday for supposedly posting/requesting cheese pizza
spoiler: i didn't do shit
>>57360121
I like me some killer curves too
Even the dog wants some
Doing a repost of this precious white ass, haven't been on /s/ at all
>>57360128
>Netherlands in spanish is paises bajos
>But the demonym is neerlandes
I am a woman who likes other women
>>57360287
At least it isn't Holland.
>>57360266
One with stimulating lumps
I want to do a prostate orgasm tbqh
>>57360166
Good night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d27679i-X4
literally too drunk to think of comments worth posting so I just post song lmsfoa
>>57360287
>>57360311
He's retarded, it is Holanda...
>>57360332
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pa%C3%ADses_Bajos
Don't you even dare to reply to me again
you disgusting filthy indio
>>57360279
curves are good as long as they also have a small waist and aren't fat
>>57360306
that's chill, nothing gay about liking woman, regardless of your own gender
>>57360320
Is it big? I've never tried that sort of thing.
>>57360376
>"i'm a girl that's into metal"
>it's nu-metal
Every time
>>57360054
Why? Are you some kind of faggot?
>>57360405
what about Opeth, Electric Wizard, and Amon Amarth
>>57359714
this is awesome, and I didn't know about it. thanks m8
I want to suck a cute girl's cock.
>>57360365
>Con frecuencia, el paÃs es conocido por el nombre de su región histórica más influyente o relevante, Holanda, situada en la parte occidental del paÃs. En este sentido, el Diccionario panhispánico de dudas, publicado por la Real Academia Española, sà admite su uso como sinónimo, pero hasta cierto punto.
A chingar a su madre
>>57360395
Go to their website you pleb
Have you never looked at a dildo online
>>57360155
I wanna eat her salad if you know what I mean
is there any feeling better than falling into your bed after a night of drinking? god dam n I am so comfy.
>>57360433
>girl's cock
>>57360422
Opeth is gay
Others are fine, even if Amon Amarth makes the same album every time
>>57360436
Disgusting.
Never invade me or my son ever again.
>>57360470
Going to bed high on a cold night with blankets and sheets that are fresh out of the drier is the best feeling in the world tbqh
>>57360436
>pero hasta cierto punto
Durr a shingar a sui maidre
ES PAISES BAJOS IMBECIL
PUTA MADRE
ES SU PUTO NOMBRE OFICIAL
>>57360476
I wont deny the homosexuality of Opeth
agreed on Amon Amarth
>>57360429
Ed also composed the soundtrack for this; I'd say it's worth a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DUkS98yw5Y
>>57360500
This
Really getting sick of your shit anon
@57360606
woow rude
no (You) for you, i guess
>>57360606
Bring it on faggot
>>57360606
"no"
>>57360500
with warm socks from the dryer too
>>57360641
t. Rosa Parks
>people come to an anonymous imageboard to trip and circlejerk
Failed normalfags need to fuck off and get shot
>>57360713
i come here to be abusive to the same people over and over
>>57360732
Pasta tastes delicious unless there's not enough salt. This post happens to have enough salt tho
if you had to spend a weekend in the mountains with some chill af old ladies, what would you pack in your bag to keep you entertained
>>57361018
condoms, wine
goodnight /cum/
:)
>>57361018
playing cards
poker chips
alcohol
>>57361050
wake up
>>57361018
Cats
Try to get my snuggle on
>>57361050
going to bed too, good night
>>57361050
Sleep well
>>57361018
a pocket knife
a shovel
and some roofies
>>57361042
maybe on the wine but cheap vodka is my thing
>>57361062
is it gay that i dont know how to play poker, maybe if i smuggle booze they'll teach me
>>57361066
i got two, i might be able to fit one in the bag
>>57361081
that's always in my bag
>>57361064
can't wake up
>>57361076
*kisses your faggot lips asleep*
>>57361076
>that compression
>>57361064
>>57361102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3a1CaMzPZU
he-he-hello /cum/!
>>57361180
Post tits
>>57361180
As-Salaam-Alaikum
>>57360642
>going to bed with socks on
>>57361253
>wearing shoes without socks
>>57361253
You've never slept in a poorly insulated house during Winter before, have you?
>>57361253
>he doesn't wear fresh socks under his sleeping shoes
>>57361299
Actually I live in one, I'm on the third floor of an old ass house. I've worn socks to bed before but it doesn't feel as good as bare feet
>>57361332
wear the fuzzy socks to bed, it's a game changer
>>57359993
Why can't best region into Pokemon games?
>Aliens invade so humans can achieve world peace by uniting to fight a common enemy
>pretend to lose so we can live in peace
>we become more space faring
>aliens have to explain what they did and hope we forgive them
Would we?
>>57361308
>Sleeping shoes
>He doesn't wear a full body sleeping mech suit
>there are people that think socks are bad
>>57361406
Just because aliens are attacking earth doesn't mean everyone's going to become buddy buddy all of a sudden. I don't know why you even made this assumption
I mean I can foresee world powers teaming up, but ISIS and Mexican drug lords and shit would just use it as an opportunity to expand operations while national security is low in first world countries since they're busy dealing with the alien threat.
>>57361525
>Mexican drug lords and shit would just use it as an opportunity to expand operations while national security is low in first world countries since they're busy dealing with the alien threat.
Why would you make that assumption? Are you basing it off other times when species invaded our planet from somewhere else?
Existence is gay
I hate living
I can't stand people that cry about being lonely and then when you talk to them they give the most bland responses to everything with zero effort.
>>57361697
Yes when two boring people talk it's not very enjoyable
https://youtu.be/BDumsN1NCGg
>>57361728
did i strike a nerve, little buddy? :^)
fuck daylight saving time
>>57361888
agreed
this shit is annoying
This is Cruz's smile.
It shows NONE of the traits of a normal smile.
Is he a murderer or something?
>>57361913
>Canadian """"""""""men""""""""""
>>57361913
my sister was going through my baby pics and said I look like ted cruz in one of them
>>57361913
He always looks like he's on the verge of crying from shame.
>>57361933
>>57361913
>>57361935
Forgot pic
>>57361986
You do look like you're about to cry
>>57361986
I don't see it all. Your sister's probably been browsing so many leftist memes that her brain's turned to rot
>>57361933
cruz is by far the sexiest man in these elections
>>57362039
mexico you're gay as fuck
>>57360067
>other continents will never know this feel
>>57362039
I think Rubio's way hotter than Cruz.
>>57362034
really?
I kind of see it, with the grimace and squinty eyes, made me lol at least
>>57362089
he is
>>57362039
he is not
>>57362089
This tbqh
if you think CRUZ is hotter than RUBIO
you're fucking BLIND
guys....
>>57362089
>>57362117
>>57362151
im sorry but rubio can't hunt for shit
>>57362086
delet
>>57362089
>Rubio will never be your bf
;_;
>>57360287
What would they be? Paisebajense?
>>57362181
whats up dude
>>57362187
he can hunt my ass
>I am a god
what did he mean by this?
>>57362187
whoah the goalposts have just left the entire arena
>>57361551
I'm basing it off the fact that even with all the shit we've been through and continue to go through, we still can't work together as a civilization
I highly doubt an alien invasion would change that
who /crystal castles/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p6Z-9AwRrU
>>57362233
Me tbqh
This song is giving me flashbacks to highschool.
>just got a new car
>got a job as a busser at a country club
>mfw I blasted this song every night after working a wedding shift
>>57362227
>'m basing it off the fact that even with all the shit we've been through and continue to go through, we still can't work together as a civilization
There is nothing, absolutely NOTHING that we've been through that is anywhere near another species coming to earth and trying to invade.
Nothing even fucking close.
Who do you think the Cartels would sell drugs to if aliens invaded? The aliens? Did they come to earth to buy weed?
If I go up to a random qt and offer her 2k to fug, what's the probability that she'll agree as opposed to calling the cops on and/or screaming rape.
>>57362305
>Who do you think the Cartels would sell drugs to if aliens invaded?
Who better than the distraught civilians trying to get through these tough times?
>>57362308
depends on how ugly you are
2k is pretty good for slutting around so they'll be less likely to scream rape but probably wont believe you and would just think you're autistic
>>57362334
What distraught civilians? The ones burning to death in the streets?
Nigga they come from the sky, this isn't some sea or land invasion literally everywhere would be a warzone.
>>57362350
Why would aliens invade the whole planet at once? Unless they're hell bent on destroying humans (which according to the original post they're not, and even if they were it's be easier to just destroy the planet), they're going to avoid smaller cities with no tactical value
hey should I do more squats if we're gonna get invaded by aliens
I don't want to die like you losers, I would rather just be probed and have kinky space experiments conducted on my booty
>>57362408
>even if they were it's be easier to just destroy the planet
What? You want to kill all humans so you destroy the planet, the one thing you wanted? The fuck king of logic does your brain run on?
>they're going to avoid smaller cities with no tactical value
Are you genuinely telling me aliens can't figure out how to arm small automated drones? Something humans are already capable of?
>>57362454
Destroying Earth = No humans
Anyway it's all beside the point because as I mentioned, these aliens are just pretending.
>>57362492
If they are pretending why wouldn't they go out?
Why are there humans on the planet who wouldn't assume that the aliens are just targeting humans without discretion?
Does a lion walk up to a bunch of gazelle and attack only one? Do the gazelles just stand around and watch the lion?
>>57360090
Snow sounds dank as fug
>>57362544
Well if there's only one lion then he can really only attack one gazelle at a time
That's a pretty bad analogy anyway because the lions aren't merely pretending.
I'm too high and sleepy for this Ñ„am good night
>>57362601
It's literally the best weather.
There's nothing like sitting out in the snow while it's snowing. Fun little fact you might not know, snow actually makes everything much quieter as well as being visually pleasing. It absorbs sound waves because it's so fluffy.
>>57362663
>That's a pretty bad analogy anyway because the lions aren't merely pretending.
But humans would not know the aliens are pretending.
I don't understand your logic at all, I think you just need to admit your original statement was an incorrect one.
pls
>go to /desi/
>it's just a paki chimping out and shitposting
I don't know what I expected desu
>>57362751
I actually needed 1 cell for my Nikana Prime
thank u
>Chads tell you to talk to girls just as you would guys
>Do just that
>They get offended at the things I say and the way I behave
What the fuck, honestly.
>>57362788
youre welcome
>>57362779
>/desi/
>>57362817
You're talking to the wrong girls.
>>57362817
>go onto the board labelled as international
>get berated for trying to learn about other cultures
perhaps one day I'll learn the errors of my ways
>There's a SoL cute highschool girls + their motorcycles animu this season
it looks like trash but i'm too interested
>>57362861
meant for >>57362809 obviously
>>57362809
chads say that because they are ironically fake people who pretend to like everything to everybody. They are people who never act like themselves.
I say this as somebody who use to be a chad and hung out with chads. It's a horribly boring and unfulfilling lifestyle.
>>57362880
fu
Just signed up for an account on Chegg to get help with my homework.
But fuck these people on that site are totally fucking useless.
Just gonna do my homework myself.
Can't believe I spent 15 dollars because I thought they were going to give me the answers.
They tricked me! Chegg sucks.
>>57363102
what the fuck is chegg
>>57363127
some homework shit
it always pops up when I search for pdfs of my textbooks and quizzes and shit
>>57362897
international discussion desu
>tfw had another dream about my teeth falling out
>>57367712
I got used to those.
Now, the dream where my hair was falling out, that scared me.
fuck you all eh
>>57367712
worst dreams, I get them when I'm sick stressed a lot
Okay so you know how Mexicans make a lot of shit for dinner and then eat it for breakfast/lunch the next day? And it's cheap but delicious?
What do they cook and how do they cook it? I want to start cooking to save money
>>57362039
cruz eats boogers on national television
time to chill out and play The Sims today
NYC people!
Which one is shittier, NJ or CT?
Man, I'm tired. I stayed up to watch the shitfest that was Wrestlemania last night. 7 hours of my life I'll never get back.
Went to bed early, was late for work this morning. :^) that's life mates.
How is everyone?
lads I thought it was tuesday and went to the wrong lessons. didn't realize until 20 minutes in that these weren't the people that usually sit around me. i think i'm developing autism from all the memes
>>57371319
I got confused on the days and showed up 30 minutes early to the wrong room a while back
>tfw you haven't been sleeping well for over a week
>>57360809
Wow all these people are dead
Where is joto-sama?
>>57362910
Whats it called?
>bathroom is out of order because someone left the faucet on all weekend
Life is the worst
How many of you cucks are actually interested in becoming a janitor? I know there's got to be at least a few of you out there
happy death day
Amber Rayne died lads
It's a sad day...
>>57373588
this is about kurt cobain not ayn rand
>>57373588
Literally who?
>>57373371
>for free
>>57373210
And the best sometimes, depends
>>57370771
Did you at least sleep well?
>>57373371
I applied last time, not gonna bother now.
I really can get over the ideas that the world is ending and our lives have no meaning
I obsess about them almost constantly now
>>57373975
>obsessing about our lives having no meaning
why
whats the point if there is no meaning why would you obsess about it
>>57374020
babby's first existential crisis lmao
>>57374020
How can you not? Its all pointless and I crave an inherent meaning
>>57373975
Yes, you say this all the time. We live in an age where you have to brave and come up with your own meaning because no one has been intelligent enough to construct a universal one and the ones we have so far, we are now intelligent enough to realize are bullshit.
Tricky times, its not the end of the world, just growing pains in a transition period. Like an angsty teenager lol
>>57374141
if it has no meaning what is the point in caring why not just try to enjoy your life
ahhh
>>57374444
delete this
>>57374444
>he's into fours
>>57374159
I don't like this at all. I do the things I'm supposed to do but its not creating any real meaning for me
I wish the world would actually end a lot. Its sounds like some sort of edgy bullshit but I think I take a lot of comfort from the idea that it will end.
I can't accept faith and I can't seem to create my own and I've been stuck in this distress for a while now
>>57374197
I can't seem to do that. I can enjoy something for a bit but it just keeps coming back
>>57359993
Someone needs to make an America pokemon romhack.
>>57360809
What the fuck went wrong in their genepool to make them so ugly
>he's not cripplingly addicted to alcohol
Lmao
>>57374865
you drinking this morning?
>>57375000
No, I had to go to work.
>>57374613
There's nothing you're supposed to do. Sure there's a path set up by society your from but that's not necessarily going to give you meaning.
From the looks of the amount of times you said "I" you seem to be a little self obsessed, maybe branching out to others would give you a little satisfaction. Not exactly meaning but you're to cooped up in your own head and you need someone to discuss things with, that should have a cathartic effect.
>had a project worth 30â„… of grade that we have had a month to work on
>haven't even started it
>due today
>>57376104
RIP
>>57376104
If that's the case you almost deserve what's about to happen but I understand the stress
Any advice on how to get a job in Canada amigos?
>>57369402
CT is just one big suburb of NYC. NJ is NJ.
>>57376397
NJ is the ghetto of NYC
>>57375686
I might be. I go through I lot of days not speaking to anyone unless spoken to except my family
I have been thinking about doing some volunteer stuff to put myself out there more though
>>57376678
>I go through I lot of days not speaking to anyone
That is certainly not healthy but unfortunately that happens to fair number of people now. I do think socializing with others more and discussing your thoughts in a non virtual environment would be very helpful for you. Also being a little more selfless and putting others first never hurts either, you just have to find the right people to be that way for, goodluck
>>57375184
>not drinking before work
>>57369402
I live in the NY portion of the Metro area of NYC (Lower Hudson Valley) and have all my life, NJ is by bar the worse one although its pretty sucky to be a Nutmegger regardless
sup guys
>>57359993
DUDE
>>57378532
>>57373163
Bakuon!!
>parents divorced recently
>mom came home crying like I've never seen
>just stood there for half an hour because I didn't know what to say
I feel like shit right now
I don't drink but I feel like this is one of those feelings that makes you want drink until you blackout
ello
>>57360090
I want snow. It was 15C over the weekend. Fucking summer weather already.
>>57381423
It's not.
>>57382260
what the fuck
Can suddenly afford college apparently buds
Business idea: make it happen
the nipps fucking screwed me
5400 yen just for shipping so my total cost was ~$100
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27597757
What the actual fuck
>>57382614
what did you order lad
Mummy bought crackers instead of cookies again, lads.
Might off myself.
>>57382783
The average /r9k/ user isn't going to use them anyways might as well try I guess
>>57382820
sega saturn and games
gud morning /cum/-chan
>>57383020
Aand why didn't you post the baby?
>Show me your wares
>>57359993
How many kidneys does a person have?
>>57382940
why wouldn't you just use an emulator...
>>57359993
Where did this snow come from lads, It's suppose to be spring?
>>57382783
damn daniel, back at it again with the krazy glue
>>57383071
i am not gud with computer
Which state does KFC come from?
>>57382783
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>57383354
From kentucky duh
:^)))
>>57383389
What is the currency used in Poland?
>>57383282
It's ok, i'm not mad
>>57383439
>currency used in Poland
zooty
>>57383538
Star Wars is based on a true story. True or false?
>>57383583
i think its real
I want to move to the US
Canada is boring
>>57383651
move
What are Hiroshima and Nagasaki famous for?
>>57382783
>/r9k/ uses that as an impetus for legitimate discussion
What the fuck is wrong with that board
>>57383651
>>57383736
Me too
:^)-<---<
>>57383736
Need a green card desu
Looking for my phone for a few days and I just found it frozen in a block of ice in my freezer. Gotta stop drinking.
>>57383862
how does that even happan
>>57383891
I made shepards pie and blacked out I think
>>57383862
how do you even do something like that
