Dogs>>>>>>>>cats edition
cara.
fucked it up again lmao
co sie drzesz, druga w nocy jest
>>57298029
<(￣︶￣)>
<(￣︶￣)>
<(￣︶￣)>
>I track their ips, m8
insanely jealous of this yank in the other thread.
>>57298029
Pathetic general.
How do I get a Muslim gf?
>>57298099
420.42.0.420
gotcha
>>57298115
ʕ•ﻌ•ʔ what did you say about my pops? I'll fuck you up ʕ•ﻌ•ʔ
>>57298132
get your local Imam to arrange a marriage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehkuIEghLLw
>The Cod Wars (Icelandic: Þorskastríðin, "the cod strife", or Landhelgisstríðin, "the war for the territorial waters"[1]) were a series of confrontations between the United Kingdom and Iceland regarding fishing rights in the North Atlantic. Each of the disputes ended with Iceland's victory.[2][3] The final Cod War concluded with a highly favorable agreement for Iceland, as the United Kingdom conceded to a 200-nautical-mile (370-kilometre) Icelandic exclusive fishery zone following threats that Iceland would leave NATO. As a result, British fishing communities lost access to rich areas and were devastated, with thousands of jobs lost.[3][4]
Fucks sake lads...
>>57298033
9 times out of 10 I'm drunk and on the verge of tears
Lads i got with a real fucking munter the other night and i regret it immensely, in order to avoid social ridicule from my peers do i
Deny it completely
Blame it on drink
Say didnt know her
Say i regret it
She may have given me herpes but ill see
>>57298162
They do that? Might have to convert.
Just saw the bakers delight qt lads. Went over there planning on making a joke (something along the lines of "I might try something different and get the coffee and date roll" (which is what I always get haha)) but I ended up saying "spice things up with a coffee and date roll" so that was a bit of a fuck up. We both smiled though which was good. Have to somehow order something when she's the only person on the register so I can ask for her number, or maybe write my number on a piece of paper and slide in in with the notes but that seems a bit far fetch.
>>57298178
banter
just cop it and say you were hammered
Just saw the bakers delight qt lads. Went over there planning on making a joke (something along the lines of "I might try something different and get the coffee and date roll" (which is what I always get haha)) but I ended up saying "spice things up with a coffee and date roll" so that was a bit of a fuck up. We both smiled though which was good. Have to somehow order something when she's the only person on the register so I can ask for her number, or maybe write my number on a piece of paper and slide in in with the notes but that seems a bit far fetch.
>>57298132
>>57298029
Just saw the bakers delight qt lads. Went over there planning on making a joke (something along the lines of "I might try something different and get the coffee and date roll" (which is what I always get haha)) but I ended up saying "spice things up with a coffee and date roll" so that was a bit of a fuck up. We both smiled though which was good. Have to somehow order something when she's
the only person on the register so I can ask for her number, or maybe write my number on a piece of paper and slide in in with the notes but that seems a bit far fetch.
>>57298164
why didn't we just tell the cunts we'd invade them and fuck their shit up
>>57298178
Both admit it, blame it one the drink, take it on the chin and use it half as a joke yourself so no one can really hurt you with it.
sickening
https://youtu.be/mXGgMUsBycM?t=2m50s
>>57298029
Just saw the bakers delight qt lads. Went over there planning on making a joke (something along the lines of "I might try something different and get the coffee and date roll" (which is what I always get haha)) but I ended up saying "spice things up with a coffee and date roll" so that was a bit of a fuck up. We both smiled though which was good. Have to somehow order something when she's the only person on the register so I can ask for her number, or maybe write my number on a piece of paper and slide in in with the notes but that seems a bit far fetch.
>>57298158
that sounds like progress, which makes me happy
keep at it, I believe in you
Just saw the bakers delight qt lads. Went over there planning on making a joke (something along the lines of "I might try something different and get the coffee and date roll" (which is what I always get haha)) but I ended up saying "I'm going to fuck your arse raw" so that was a bit of a fuck up. We both smiled though which was good. Have to somehow order something when she's
the only person on the register so I can ask for her number, or maybe write my number on a piece of paper and slide in in with the notes but that seems a bit far fetch.
>/mena/ is dead
well hello my anglo friends
thank god
fuck off reddit flags
>>57298171
:x
dear oh dear x
*laughs while eating this scrumptious coffee and date roll*
>thank god
>fuck off reddit flags
>>57298269
wait outside the shop for her to finish her shift then approach her she'll be impressed with your boldness
>>57298126
Why you have low self esteem tho?
>>57298275
How do I get a Muslim gf my Arab friend?
>>57298275
lā ilāha illā allāh
I blocked her on fb cause she got a picture with me and said shed find me
Should i unblock her or what>>57298178
>>57298286
all 20 of us are here
>>57298159
>BlackMilk
>>57298316 القضيب في المهبل
what are we all up to on this fine night?
>>57298314
>tfw still so far off moving to bruceland
will do a move to one of the uk lads instead in the meantime
>>57298163
that pups looks high af
>>57298352
Wise advice.
I've passed up at least 6 opportunities for guaranteed sexual relationships with 6-7/10s over the years just because I didn't feel like it.
I can't quite express the regret I feel
>>57298360
it's almost 11 am tbqh
>>57298316
go to any muslim girl, hit on her if her brother/bf/dad aren't there
muslim women are in the end, women. They'll like you if you're attractive.
good luck lad
are americans allowed to post here?
>>57298398
who?
>>57298380
Thanks lad.
>>57298375
Same desu
>>57298375
:(
>>57298398
yes
>>57298404
The colonials
>>57298375
>guaranteed sexual relationships
I want to behead the infidels
>>57298431
welcome to /brit/, akhi
Just finished Boardwalk empire lids
Need a good rec for next series plx
>>57298375
same lol
Now people think I'm autistic hahaha
>>57298351
kek, good spot goofy
mexicans to be honest
>>57298228
Well, you can't just make someone love you. Why would someone pick me when they could have someone who isn't a neurotic mess, someone who's confident and fun and outgoing?
>>57298314
I don't really know, I have for as long as I can remember, it's just this nagging voice in my head that tells me people don't like me and exaggerates every flaw.
>>57298423
Yes, what?
ʕ•ﻌ•ʔ someone pls fuck my boipuss ʕ•ﻌ•ʔ
>>57298380
This. Friend of a friend worked in an abortion clinic in Leeds and apparently there are loads of muslim girls hoping to get secret abortions.
>>57298360
cheeky bit of the old footy manager
have stopped listening to Nasheeds after watching the Snowden documentary
don't want GCHQ getting the wrong idea of me
>>57298458
>you can't just make someone love you
No, they just do, like everyone who gets to know you
>>57298454
separated at birth?
>watching the Snowden documentary
/tv/ & /brit/ > /sp/ & /brit/ >>>> anything else & /brit/ >>>>>>>>>>>>> /a/ & /brit/
>>57298164
>Fight a war with the Brits for cod
>Sell it right back to the British for fish n' chips
>Icelanders make billions
>Tens of thousands of Brits lose their jobs
But you guys introduced us to investment banking so I guess we're even
*turns on the tele*
home of sexuals
>>57298438
>ross partridge
>kino
>>57298538
>knowing irrelevant actors
akhi
>>57298486
kek. If everyone who's gotten to know me loved me loved me I wouldn't be sitting at home on my own every night doing trying to forget how lonely i am.
>>57298476
tl;dw the documentary
>>57298526
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%81standi%C3%B0
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
>>57298579
okay :<
>>57298029
delet this
Finished reading 1984 lads
Its a really good book des
>>57298471
if their parents find out they 100% getting kicked out, thats why they want to get em secret.
how do I get a gf lads
>>57298522
what about kpop & /brit/?
most people on /brit/ seem to like kpop
>>57298569
damn right
>>57298596
Thanks for your kind words though xx
>>57298522
Hellloooooo red dit
>>57298625
he's actually alright
>>57298641
get your ugly jewish stereotypes away from here please
>>57298613
90% of everything is garbage. /brit/ is no exception.
>>57298628
you sound like you have the same hang-ups I do, so I know how you feel. I don't want to think of you stewing in misery like this though, you deserve better, and I know that for a fact.
x
>>57298606
Now read Brave New World if you haven't already. It has a slow start but it's really good if not better.
I think it's about time for another spliff
>>57298669
/brit/ isn't a support group fuck off you soft cunts
>>57298641
are the general polish population becoming more or less redpilled
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/35952566
>The newspaper says it has secretly filmed the medic claiming that he has prescribed performance-enhancing drugs like EPO, steroids and human growth hormone to 150 elite sports professionals from the UK and abroad over the past six years, including:
>several Premier League footballers
>an England cricket international
>British cyclists
>tennis players
wew lads
>>57298755
>secretly filming someone without permission
Looks like we know who the real criminals are
>redpilled
test
*imagine life with a gf*
*realize i would have barely any time for myself*
*decide it's not all it's cracked up to be*
can you imagine a world without lawyers?
>>57298719
Kinda
About to sneak downstairs to grab something to eat.
Wish me luck laddies.
>>57298826
why would I want to do that
>>57298826
Somalia
>>57298714
nothing but feels posting half the time
so I do a reply, come at me bro
>>57298669
Well, if you're like this as well then I'm really sorry. How do you deal with it?
And you're sweet to say that but you don't know me from reading a couple of posts, it's wouldn't be fair for someone to put up with someone so needy, it's a ridiculously unattractive trait.
test 2
what does pozzing a neg hole mean lads
/gif/ should be renamed /gay/ at this point
@57298788
hello tum blr
After I go to the gym I might go back to bakers delight and get a mini pizza and just say "yeah I just love bakers delight" haha don't even like it that much
>>57298843
>>57298852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2VxpTMAbas
as if u never saw this
another war
>>57298907
Sneak a pic of her next time you're in lad
>>57298907
I like this post, unintentionally self-aware is how I would describe it
>>57298888
Giving some aids through presumably gay anal.
>>57298888
hiv+ cum being ejaculated into the anus of an hiv- man
back in the united kingdom lads
it's fucking freezing
>>57298755
Who didn't already guess this? Crazy money is involved, especially for footballers, and testing isn't as common as it in athletics. The sporting organisations and their sponsors have no reason to not cover up cheating either.
>>57298937
what site is this?
what is going on in this lads?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1459645734991.webm
literally what do some people have against polish people? they're bro tier. i'd take 100 poles over one muslim
>>57299010
it will take some time for your muscles and bones to readjust to gravity
>>57298912
RIP Phil Hartman
>>57298941
Sneak? Nah not a pussy lad I'll put the flash on and get right in on her face
>>57298953
Ummm thnxz?
Fuck being a NEET sucks
On top of that I have to go back to uni on Monday
>>57299067
bait
>>57299034
came back to this, not fun
>>57298969
Really like you Poland.
>>57299022
http://mideast.liveuamap.com/
>>57299086
do you live near london or something? I always see you defending it
https://twitter.com/hajoseppelt/status/716301631260909569
hmmmm
>>57299086
>that pic
Bit hot for a british summer, isn't it?
>>57299099
yeah he lives in Essex m8
>>57298861
>How do you deal with it?
I don't
Its my birthday lads
>>57299099
i'm in a london borough
>>57299112
also this
i am confused to my identity
not really a londoner because too far out
not really essex because too far in
Doing 20kg dumbbell shoulder press @ the gym
VISUALIZE SUCCESS
When your motivation starts to lag, it may mean you've lost sight of your end goal.️When that happens, take a look at your "before" photo, then visualize how you want to look, what you want to lift, or how you want to feel at the end of your goal.
>>57299156
>i'm in a london borough
ah wew
>those weird unknown white outskirty bits
>>57299152
hbd x
>>57299152
how old cunt
>>57299134
Well fwiw you seem like a really sweet and thoughtful guy and anyone would be lucky to have you. Hope you can sort your problems out too. x
>>57299152
happy birthday anon
>>57299110
They've already said it la
>>57299176
my ends was the whitest place in london using that simpson diversity index a few years ago
it's nice here, too expensive for immigrants and easy to get into london too
>>57299152
Feels like it's always about you desu
>>57299024
>Broad shoulders
>Big hands
>No hips
>Static, awkward as fuck posing
Traps and the people who fap to them are even more degenerate and pathetic then regular gays
>>57299200
20 now m80, dunno how many more years I'll be going for though desu
>>57299217
xox
>>57299152
Happy birthday lad have a good day
>>57299227
simpson diversity index is for animals and plants m8
>>57299152
this may be a trick but I'm feeling gullible
happy birthday x
>>57299233
Think you misunderstood mate you usually don't give a rough eta on how many years left you have when someone asks you how old you are. Its usually just how many years you've been alive (as opposed to how many years you've been alive + a rough estimate of how many you think you have left)
>>57299233
i wish i was 20 again
i've never dated with a foreign guy before
are you sure this is OK to do?
>>57299296
haram
Given myself the self appointed 'class clown' of /brit/
I think it's justified
>>57299293
>tfw you were once 20 and posting on 4chan
>years later nothing changed
Where does the time go haha
>>57299343
down the drain
>>57299291
We need more /int/ Aussies in the uk
do you remember the 80s lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA
>>57299343
im 26 years old now
fanny???????????????????
>>57299328
tell us a joke preferably about americans in /brit/
>>57299268
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diversity_index#Simpson_index
this is what i mean
>>57299343
>>57299363
Would say the same for you lads but mum raised me to never lie haha
>>57299370
Haha old cunt when are you going to die from old age? Probably tomorrow or something haha nah just bance led
>>57299384
underage b&
unironically first visited 4chan when i was about 13
i'm 20 now
>>57299343
>>57299417
Dog
>>57299458
/b/ actually used to be somewhat decent
do they sell sausage rolls and savory baked snacks at baker's delight?
Favourite song about the /brit/ community
>>57299384
>tfw you've wasted a quarter of your life on 4chan
>>57299493
things tend to look different when you're 15 m8
>>57299458
I started browsing /a/ when I was 16, now I'm 22. Never really browsed /b/ desu.
>>57299529
>that trash music player
get on BlackPlayer/Rocket Player asap
haha WEW lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr4_dOorquQ
>>57299521
No it's genuinely a pretty shit bakery chain they just sell bread, bread treats, and then shitty cold pizza circles. Pretty sure around 80% of what they sell is just hot crossed buns.
>browsing /a/
>>57299570
still watch reruns of the old muppets every now and then
still is entertaining
might self-terminate desu
its been a while
>>57299483
fug. what a body.
>Were you ever hounded in school?
You mean for being bent? I don't think anyone ever guessed and I didn't really get bullied for any other reason.
Only reason I can think of is because my dad walked out on my mum and I had barely any contact with him for a long time, it might have given me a deep fear of rejection.
>>57299610
what am I looking at
any lad up for a skype call
>>57299610
seems ripe for a kev edit
>>57299610
is this in london?
>>57299667
grimsby iirc
>>57299667
>electricity
probably is
Ahahaha fucking uhhh, stevo was slabbering on bout some blade and then she hahahaha... then ahahaha....
Sorry lads I think you just had to be there
>>57299667
Ye outside museum of London
>>57299610
>its dark at 11:30am in the UK
Mental
>>57299613
>self-terminate
?
>>57299717
thought so, looked familiar
>>57299580
why did u make me watch this
>>57299645
maybe but i can only talk quietly as me mums asleep in the next room
>>57299755
wondering the same thing desu
>>57299717
looked familiar
why are you there
what a guy
Just had a VERY intense wank
>>57299742
oh dear, it seems https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOLBTRazZpM
despite all the anti-SJW stuff on 4chan I'm probably even more careful about what I say IRL because of this website
cable ties stuck around me nads
don't want to have to go to hospital again to get them off
>>57299770
On the way back from a very cool and normal concert. Not anything pedo or weird.
gonna do a sleep
been up since like 7am
night xo
>>57299580
So he was getting possessed? Wild
>>57299845
good post
>>57299863
Hope you get sleep paralysis
>>57299808
*holds you tight*
>>57299855
did you have fun?
>>57299863
night
>>57299913
Yes thank you it was a lot of fun. Met some boisterous Australians that bought me drinks.
>>57299761
2 mins la
playing fifa
>>57299902
I hope I get sleep paralysis. Its pretty cool desu.
are beavers an invasive species in your country?
Haven't heard a "how do you do?" IRL ever
>>57299937
>Met some boisterous Australians that bought me drinks.
aee FONT FONT FONT FONT
>last online 2 minutes ago
doh
>>57299968
would a vocaroo suffice
>>57299961
Your mums beaver is an invasive species on my dick
>>57299808
wew
>>57299968
I always get "How ya doin?" apart from the Irish people who always say "You well?". I Always go for the classic "Alright?".
>>57299999
HOYL SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>57299999
digits wasted on shite "banter"
>>57299993
Nah I've heard it on tv before wouldn't be much difference
>digits wasted on shite "banter"
wish i was at babymetal lads
in desperate need of a greentext story. Doesn't have to be much just a couple of lines even
whats with all these new extra flags
>>57300124
Reddit influx because of April fools attention
>lost his namesake lake to islamist rabble
KEKED
Imagine being normal
>>57300115
>be me
>do something
>blog about it on 4chan
>mfw
>>57300115
>be me
>see your post
>write greentext story
>continue to drink beer
>>57300115
>anon asks for a green text story
>I do it
>???
>profit
Problem officer?
reddit flags
more like
reddit........MADS!!
>>57300106
story of my life
>>57300172
Could normies last a year in our shoes? A month even?
>>57300106
FEET
E
E
T
>tfw I will never be there to suck all their toes
>>57300115
>told girl on skype I want to fuck and spank her
>seriously regretting it
I don't know why she keeps talking too me desu.
Also today,
>see a few neds trespassing
>phone police
>follow them and say a stupid things too them
>Police pick them up
>have to go to police station and give a statement
Do you like my dog?
>>57300215
i would probably kill myself if i had a foot fetish. quite literally a mental disorder
you have my pity.
>>57300173
>>57300186
>>57300190
>12 lines of the old green
I'm on cloud nine
>>57300172
Being Lybian isn't normal.
>>57300166
>he doesn´t even try to take it back
>He probably enjoys it being owned my IS
>A literal cuck
legs > feet
>>57300289
>he doesn´t even try to take it back
>what is the Kweres and East Aleppo offensive
>what is the Tabqa offensive
>implying he isn't already busy at Palymra and Qaryatayn
>>57300266
yes
