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>>57295314
haram
*does a haram*
kshit
reddit flags
karen
kpop desu
why do girls pretend to be drunk after one beer
>>57295240
His Dad was a big deal Canadian prime minister for getting rid of the good flag for the leaf flag and officially adopting multiculturalism as Canada's policy regarding immigrants. Now he is handsome and became Prime Minister promising weed and reminding everyone his Dad was prime minister.
Business idea: use all of /brit/'s memes and make the Brits butthurt because a Yank is using their precious memes.
-_- hmmmm, yes, I will do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmjp3LvbcAc
Feeling it desu
Asuka.
karen
should send all the refugees to nunavut and let the fittest survive
>>57295376
I'm seething mad already
consider you all to be pretty stupid, sheltered, and generally retarded :-)
>>57295376
Business idea: Fuck off with your disgusting fat body and smileys
>tfw no one to drink scotchka with
>"""""""""""""syrian""""""""""""" refugee
protip: mostly afghan, iraqi, paki, bengali & north african
>>57295376
use in what sense? *disguises bp as a meme*
>>57295440
*does nothing to alter your perception*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NNbeS-_EEA
KITTY
>>57295425
I read that as Vanuatu for some reason
been playing Elder Scrolls V
(knownst colloquially as ""Skyrim"")
>>57295440
oh yeah, well your post SUCKS!
take that
feet desu
Some paki modernist architect called "zaha hadid" died today
Thank fuck she can't design anymore hideous abominations
every single english person has been mean as fuck to me for no reason
today is the day i take a stand
fuck you stupid fucking cocksuckers
>>57295461
we screen them though and only take women, children, and families - no single men
>>57295451
oh hai doggy
>>57295482
either or
>>57295489
why you copy me? (heh heh, 'twas I that actually copied him, but he'll never know)
>>57295515
bloody racist
>>57295425
would result in superrasheeds lad
>tfw no lusty argonian maid gf
>>57295461
Almost exclusively subsarahan africans and pakis
>>57295521
that's a shame
>>57295515
wasn't that like two days ago?
>>57295539
club the survivors and say a seal did it as revenge
Doing a poo on my gf lads.
we had to sacrifice 1400 kids on the altar of multiculturalism. the god of leftism needs white blood.
>>57295515
have visited this poo
>>57295508
her tum tum is better
>>57295549
i'm not pissed that we take refugees, given our strict policy about it
i'm pissed that trudeau can do whatever the fuck he wants because no matter what he's still a real human bean
having some chocolate
oh what you dont like that?
then lets see what my legal representatives have to say
>>57295521
even me?
>tfw not knowingly mean
oh god, i'm a bastard and I didn't know it
Just touched down at Gatwick lads
Cold out
>>57295360
Girls get drunk after one beer. They're smaller etc
feeling light headed again
sick of this
>>57295515
Really like her stuff
doing a gf on my poo lads
*checks my stocks*
ahh, very nice, same as yesterday
*checks the same*
*does a double take and falls out of the char*
whoooahaoaha its saturday!?
>>57295521
so sad!
>>57295630
you're anemic
get more iron
>>57295599
isnt that the transport museum? why would anyone go there?
>>57295615
not a huge fan of chocolate desu
let's see how your lawyers handle that
>>57295650
stupid post
*Puts down Telegraph*
Hmm
*Picks up Economist*
d'you think it's safe to dl the new Star Wars? I'm always a bit paranoid when it comes to big flicks
>>57295680
>not visiting the transport museum
off yorself
fucking my girlfriend
>>57295650
it's the current day, you problematic shitlord
want to kiss her
>>57295716
*calls my lawyer*
yep, libel again, from some runt
*hangs up with smug smile*
see you in court lad
>>57295683
welcome to Sue City, or as i call it; your death
>>57295650
nonsensical post
>>57295735
>vroom vrrrrooooom
literal 10 year old out
Looking for a picture
It's pic related except the second panel is a fat naked man being restrained and screaming 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
Does anyone have it?
>>57295734
sounds like your pineal gland dissolved into your bloodstream
so sad!
tfw no beth gf
I watch food videos on YT like Munchies and I write down the restaurants, locations and the food items in a notepad document for if in the future I ever wanted to spunk £8,000 on an American food road trip.
I can't be the only one who does this?
>>57295760
I don't think I have enough money to buy more lives after this desu
0161
Me moving into this spacious number I snapped up in London. Only 400 pounds a week.
>>57295786
>I can't be the only one who does this?
I fucking hope you are
>>57295775
>not having beth's first album
correction: NEED to kiss hannah
>>57295612
Good taste lad
Would pay hundreds to just jizz right in her belly button after an amazing fuck
need my head decapitated
>>57295849
stare at a women in a burka, that should do the trick haha
>>57295620
welcome back <3
>>57295811
Manchester looks so ugly from the sky. And from the street. And from space.
Just got back from my date. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu and got it well done.
I couldn't think of anything else for the rest of the night. At own point she downed her drink and did a little cheer. I stared in to her eyes and said 'well done' in a knowing tone. She didn't get it
>>57295811
God, the Hilton is such an eyesore
>>57295846
>tfw my sisters name is Hannah
>tfw wanking to pictures of Hannah moaning "oh Hannah", "you're a dirty girl Hannah"
Weird feel desu
The brit bf situation is dire
fuck everyone in this thread
>>57295885
>ywn explore victorian cheshire
>>57295620
The air tastes much better in england than spain innit senpai
having a pint of milk and a pint of te
is there a grimsby flag for reddit flags?
/gf2016/ going terribly
>>57295849
*swings at your neck*
*realises I'm holding my replica of Sauron's mace instead of my Anduril replica with the authentic scabbard*
*obliterates your skull*
I am absolutely fucking miserable right now
>>57295811
Manchester looks particularly beautiful from the sky, streets and space, especially the Hilton x
>>57295916
There are towns that still look quite similar to that.
remembering when rangers fans ran riot in manchester because someone pulled out the tv plug
>>57295932
>no leaning liverpool player
mate...
>>57295936
*sees this visceral display*
*gestures towards crotch area*
*gives a sly wink*
>>57295887
>said well done
Kek
>>57295916
suddenly have an urge to wear an apron
just had one of those poos which smell so bad that even you dont like it
>>57295887
did you smash?
>There are towns that still look quite similar to that.
>>57295916
daily reminder globalisation destroyed this idyll and both the right and the left are responsible. left for dissolving cultural barrier and the right for economic ones
>>57295907
the inverse is true :( x
alright then let's get this wank started
be back in 5 lads
>>57295887
i dont get it either
>>57295986
?
I'm not the lad who usually posts this if that's what you're thinking
>>57296034
>smashing after a dinner date
you thick? not supposed to bang a girl that's just eaten
>>57295975
Yeah, I was there
>>57295314
AM i STILL banned?
>>57296053
not at the concert surely
>>57295991
*the red mist descends and I see that my foam weapon has simply rebounded of his head*
*awkwardly shuffles away*
>>57296068
oh ok
>>57296034
Absolutely not. I just blurted out 'steak' out of context at one point too >>57296056
I was talking about the steak, not get ability to finish a fucking drink
>>57295314
Cara is a stupid whore
>>57295916
also got loads of framed photos like this all over the house because mum is very proud of being from there (god knows why :^))
test
>>57296174
i'm not in a fit emotional state for you to be making posts like this :(
>>57296174
yummy cummies
>>57296156
Whereabouts in Cheshire is she from?
>>57296174
wew w
e
w
x
>>57296156
must be like living in a pub
>>57296174
maybe you should keep that qt tummy clean next time and do it in my mouth :') x
>>57296152
from what i've seen she actually seems like a pretty nice person. reckon you could just have a pint with her no problem
used to be best mates with alex furgeson of man united
>>57296174
>>57296221
>>57296227
>>57296229
out
sometimes i wear one of my fedoras whilst at my desk
its just how i do
there is literally nothing gay about a bit of casual bum fun and knob play with your mates
Tired but sleeping feels like giving up
>>57296174
Giving you a second (You) because I did enjoy this
need my willy head decapitated
getting the daily Molyneux in
>>57296247
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!
>>57296246
you must be old lol!
why is this 4chanx like button still around
split it threeways
in other words, we each pay our own fares
I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE HOW BADLY THIS ROOM SMELLS NOW
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE PISSED ON THE FLOOR I SHOULD HAVE JUST GONE TO THE TOILET
Might drink and read until I pass out
>>57296221
Why not bae
>>57296227
>>57296229
xo
>>57296238
Will you swallow :3
>>57296306
xoxo
>>57296345
Getting the daily Sargon in myself
why is it still cold lads, it's april for fucks sake
>>57296364
if this is you who on earths the third
been making some progress lately. might actually do something this week.
doing a run around naked
>>57296363
upvoted
>>57296410
irish weather
57296434
kike
>>57296434
What have you done?
>>57296229
cannot for the life of me remember, out east of chester I think
>>57296468
>not knowing where your parents are from
??????????????????????????
>>57296379
because I have feels and I have done a drink and i want you so much x
Made a joke to my friend last night on WhatsApp when I was drunk and I think I might have been offensive ffs
>>57296468
Literally everything in Cheshire is to the East of Chester you silly billy. You should come up and explore your roots sometime ;^)
Post people whose third eyes were truly opened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pacbkF1KWCI
bizarroposting
>>57296464
reached some conclusions. more aware now how i obsessively compare myself to others. care too much what people think about me, want to please and entertain people i shouldnt even care about. shrink says its because my parents were too critical of me and never stopped and said theyll love me no matter what. well see
>>57296562
I meant close to, but east of idk
off the a54 which I know is just as unhelpful
my nan moved when I was a tiny babby and I'm drunk so a faint memory is evading me
tired of gays and their gayness
>tfw even poor areas of america are less depressing than the UK
>>57296493
my brain doesn't work on alcohol
>>57296619
same
Just remembered Americans make their houses out of wood and burst out laughing
>>57296624
which porno is this from
>>57296528
>jokingly called my mate a "fucking mong" over facebook chat
>deleted me on facebook
>that was almost a year ago
>friendless since that day
>>57296618
I wish she hadn't moved :(
>>57296665
Lamb
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3908598/
why is there no variety in hair/eye colour in asians?
>>57296664
actually modern house foundations are made out of concrete-filled foam
I am the one don't weigh a ton don't need a gun to get respect up on the street
got diarrhoea to be desu lads
posting this as a stream of shite comes out of my arse hole
>>57296701
even worse
>>57296701
>foam
Rolling on the floor here
>>57296677
wew. :(
>tfw no Lucy gf
>actually modern house foundations are made out of concrete-filled foam
>>57296719
arousing post
>>57296678
next time I'm up that way visiting her with the senpai...
next time...
x :(
Give me a good documentary to watch
>>57296741
watched this video from start to finish
>>57296736
the buses in edinburgh had TVs with live route updates on them
bloody hel
>>57296759
document THIS *unzips willy*
NEED to go on a tour of America. Just eating amazingly rich food in all of the states, going to college beach parties and spunking away my savings.
>>57296779
no they dont
>a good documentary
thinking about hannah gf
>>57296759
The House I Live In
>>57296759
the day after tomorrow
>>57296624
Pretty much everywhere is less depressing than the UK
>Go to Grimsby
>It's the most depressing town I've ever seen
>Ask one person why it's so depressing here
>He says it used to be a thriving fishing town until the Cod Wars
>My grandfather fought in the Cod Wars
>Mfw
>>57296779
>>57296794
yeah the newer 34 and 35s do
>>57296790
worth the coronary
morning lads
>>57296700
because they're wogs
>>57296790
All food in America tastes the same
might go to the cemetery in the morning
>>57296815
season 2 of trapped now eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>57296815
did you visit the arcade?
>>57296664
Just realized bongs livein tiny boxes where your bed, toilet and kitchen are in one roo
>>57296840
good meme
>>57296759
for all mankind
>>57296815
our darkest hour
>>57296841
you should post some epitaphs next time (so I can triangulate your position)
>>57296860
>cities
Yikes, not for me
>>57296860
even a mansion is a tiny box to the average american
>>57296841
why do you go to cemeteries?
>>57296840
No it doesn't rasheed
>>57296893
so I can feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
*slashes arms*
mates hate me now
>>57296893
what werre you doing tonight that you couldn't have been posting earlier?
>>57296927
wtf I hate mates now
coming to the realisation that literally everybody's personality is fake
>>57296929
was banned
glad to know you missed my presence
>>57296927
same
i believe in solipsism
ie the world is not real and its all made up in my head
>>57296957
>coming
lewd
>coming
how did you not already realise? fedora blocking your third eye?
>>57296893
obsessed with death and dying
Would quite like to die 2bh.
had a shit in the pub on Friday and took a picture of my shitty arsehole
>>57295314
hello /brit/
i am visiting scotland on friday.
will i be beat up if i wear pic related during my stay?
Been posting on 4chan for 7 years. I've never received a ban, made a thread or even posted an image
>>57296977
imagine me a gf then
>>57296981
never really thought about it before
depression opens up some weird thoughts
>>57296959
what were you banned for?
>>57297007
don't post pics
>>57296241
>I have a good idea of celebrities' personalities based on their public appearances and interviews
Haha, no, you absolute sadcase. This is what yanks and lonely middle-aged women do
>>57296957
"persona" literally means "mask"
>>57297009
yeah and you look like a skinny little faggot too so they'll love it
>>57297007
las this is an image sharing website why would you tell us that story when you could just post it
new hat came today
Last time I asked, /brit/ said brexit was looking less likely by the day
howsit now, britfriends?
>>57297009
this was already answered. Glaswegians will mug you regardless, no-one else will care because they're not violent muslims (redundant)
>>57297013
Fucking weirdo tbqh
>>57297025
dunno lol x
>>57297009
yes
>>57297005
>>57296989
I like the direction the thread is heading in
>>57297051
don't want to get banned desu
>>57296959
>cant ban evade
what a maroon
>>57297023
ah
one of those...
rate the new specs lads
Daily reminder that Brexit would be all but a certainty if it weren't for women
>>57297033
true
it's quite a depressing thought that you will never truly know anybody. shakespeare had a point when he said the world's a stage.
why aren't suicide clinics a thing?
>>57296846
It's coming, we just need to get Ilmur even bigger eyebrows
>>57296852
Nope, just stopped for lunch.
>>57296877
Your darkest hour was when you let the blacks in
should've just closed your borders back in '47 tbqh
>>57297107
Source?
>>57297100
10/10 as always
>>57296821
forgot to reciprocate xox
What happens when you go to the doctor and talk about your mental health problems? Feel like I need help now.
>>57296928
>You will never, ever have sex with a woman as attractive as her
Why even live.
Daily reminder that we'd still be in the garden of Eden if it weren't for women
>>57297138
Nothing
>>57297123
>Your darkest hour was when you let the blacks in
we needed ska though
>>57297062
it has never been likely at all
>>57296957
No not really
Quantify how my personality is fake. I feel genuine.
>>57297138
They won't help, but they will put you on a list and keep you from getting a lot of jobs
me before and after
>>57297116
not enough repeat customers to be economically viable
>>57297164
Didn't think so. I'm not really suicidal, just miserable so I assume he won't care.
>>57297199
Really?
>>57297152
>>You will never, ever have sex with a woman
>>57297114
in public maybe. most people open up to some degree in private, depends on the personality and what mood the person is
Maths is a lot easier when you actually read the notes and understand what all the letter mean.
>>57297214
can't do anything military
if I see the word "social experiment" one more time I'm going to socially experiment on my bollocks with a mallet
Latest
>>57297199
>They won't help, but they will put you on a list and keep you from getting a lot of jobs
what
>>57297214
Can't do anything with responsibility if you've been diagnosed with a metal issue
>>57297200
like a nicer version of my eyes
lack the limbal rings
>>57297245
social experiment
>>57296521
Hope it works out and you feel better xo wish i can do something for u
thinking about doing a social experiment lads
>>57297176
White people can make just as good ska
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om_dwUQAo9U
>>57297138
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/young-woman-plunged-death-after-11051819
>>57297245
it's just a social experiment bro
>>57295680
Because Kelvingrove fucking sucks but everyone can appreciate big boats.
>>57297240
Eh, wasn't planning on it anyway
>>57297270
Would rather be diagnosed and then blacklisted from a few jobs if it means he'll help me. Right now I feel like I'm blacklisted from life.
Explain yourself yanks
thinking about doing a sexual experiment lads
>>57297326
He will not help you
>>57297313
i don't think you understand how time works
or maybe you do, too much
>>57297351
niggers and spics.
>>57297317
Yeah, I imagine I'll have the same experience, minus the suicide. The NHS is so fucking incompetent.
>>57297362
time is just an illusion
open your third eye
>>57297285
xox
>>57297199
this
you can't do anything involving the military regardless of role. you can't do a lot of high pressure work so if you did medicine, a lot of jobs would be unattainable realistically. youd always probably be excluded from a lot of high pressure business and law simply because they think you're a time bomb.
a gram of sand straight down the urethra
if I was good looking I'd have 12 gfs right now
too tired to wank
>>57297399
>trying to tell me about third eyes
>me
मेरा सिर हिलाते हुए
>>57297285
The one on the right looks like a bit like a lad I've been talking to on Tinder. :(
>>57297362
I do understand how time works, I´ve seen 11 seasons of Doctor Who.
>>57297371
I got minor surgery to remove lumps from my back (not cancer). The one that the proper doctor did is a clean scar, the one that the junior trainee did is a fucking mess of a red blotch a year later, and he didn't even get the fucking lump out. Literally scarred for life
the night is just dragging on
>>57297451
as I said, maybe too much...
>>57297447
hope something comes of it x
wish today was a designated benzo day
>The NHS is so fucking incompetent.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6744171/6def23cd/john_achterin_het_busje.html
bantre
>>57297461
put bio oil on it la
vardy
>>57297517
It won't :)
>>57297518
*designates it*
Should I kill myself?
Odds: Yes
Evens: No
Dubs: I do it right now
night lads
big day tomorrow
nothing would wake me up like a bit of the old video game
>>57297578
whats happening
>>57297355
With me? xo
>>57297447
Cute, hows it coming along, will you fug
>>57297538
>Ja, door hier te klikken ga ik akkoord met de cookies
meme
>>57297548
was that supposed to be a happy face :( xox
reminder that socialised housing, healthcare and education are the insidious tentacles of state control controlling you and moulding you into a good little worker drone
>>57297604
Got 3 wanks planned
>>57297564
Uh, more time on this torturous mortal coil.
>>57297519
explain to me how what he said isn't true
the NHS make avoidable fuck ups constantly and occasionally it costs someone their life or their bollocks
>>57297351
>UK is barely above Japan, where no crime happens
I don't believe it.
anyone want a game of the old fifa (pc)
>>57297624
nice
wish my dad didn't throw out the commodore 64
>>57297624
this is not me
>>57297604
am going on an adventure into the peak district with my m8
>>57297633
or the yakuza
yakuza
>>57297612
>Ja, door hier te klikken ga ik akkoord met de cookies
I ACCORD WITH THE COOKIES!
Wish I was a good looking normie who goes backpacking around the world and stays in hostels with mates and shit
In need of a fat pakistani brit call me a silly colonial and poz up my sweet neg hole
Might drink some more and swallow my pride and get in touch with some old friends and see if they want to go out.
>>57297609
It was OK at first but then he wants to move it along and meet (obviously, since it's a dating app) but I have such low self-esteem I get paranoid he'll hate me and then I can't remember how to even be appealing in online conversation so I end up sounding like a sperg. So no, probably won't fug.
>>57297612
fuck sake why am i such a spazz i got the direct mp4 link so this shit wouldn't happen
>>57297637
Id fancy a game of the ol' in out with your boipucci xx
>>57297665
planning to bum each other?
>>57297665
gone sexual
>>57297696
That could be me, all I have to do is tell my really badly organised mate I'm ditching him for some people from uni.
>>57297612
Yeah it was :) x
>>57297687
>take an english speaker
>beat them over the head with a brick
>now they speak dutch
>>57297712
I bet they're pot cookies which are illegal so i didn't click okay
>>57297726
prolly not desu, just wanted to do some outdoorsing
>>57297698
Look up Amer Hussein
>>57297538
how did he even manage that
>>57297744
oh
i thought that would be a bad thing
so confused...
kisses anyway xox
playing mr gimmick
>>57297752
>take the Dutch speaker
>hit him over the head again
>now he speaks glaswegian
>>57297629
it's cyclical really. the NHS puts too much pressure on young doctors who are thrust dick first from textbooks into the world. a lot of your good doctors are poached by overseas hospitals and are happy to leave given the state the NHS is as a result of previous people leaving. so the people who stay are still good but not always the best top of the class students, in a culture where you have to hop, juggle 5 plates, recite newly attained knowledge while blinking the alphabet backwards in morse code in order to secure a specialty training position. it breeds an environment where neglect is rife tbqh.
>tfw in the hinterland between /brit/ buddies disappearing and others waking up
>>57297702
You are worthy, dont be so hard on yourself and let a willy be hard on you instead xox
>>57297806
xxxx
>>57297819
>take an icelandic person
>hit them over the head
>repeat until dead
>>57297819
>>57297752
howling
>>57297791
was probably told they were going to make a funny video only he didn't realise he was going to be the funny part
>>57297864
Thanks m8 :) working on convincing myself of that lol x
>>57297702
fug, you got this far, you can take it all the way
you don't seem spergy, you seem like a catch xoxoxoxox
>>57297869
xoxoxoxox
pathetic general..
lol vids of cats hahaha heeee :))))) ＼(＾▽＾)/ ⌒(o＾▽＾o)ノ <(￣︶￣)>
>>57297853
thank god
fuck off reddit flags
>>57297929
this desu, they're no marmosets
>>57297940
and people say americans dont make good posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rNdf7OUL_E
>>57297853
>that feel when you stay up late enough to see Thailad start posting and you realise your life is a sad mess
>>57297940
ah yes, the pretending you don't use reddit flags whilst criticising it gimmick, very impressive
>>57297871
>Bury them in the earth with some salt
>Dig him up six months later
>Eat traditional Icelandic delicacy, serves 25-30
newthreadwhenlads?
>>57297940
I track their ips, m8, not a tripfag
>>57297984
are you drunk literally every single time though? if not you're one step above on the pathetic ladder from me tbqhwyfamalam
insanely jealous of this yank in the other thread
>>57297975
kek
>>57298065
gas yourself
>>57297351
race war
>>57297916
>implicando que /luso/ nao e pior
>>57297911
I literally can't. Even in the very unlikely event I had the confidence to meet up with him and even if he didn't think I was weird, I'd be exhausting to be in a relationship with, I'd constantly be paranoid he didn't really like me and it would be exhausting for him, and eventually he would get tired and end it and it would wreck me. I need to sort myself out before trying to get into one and heaping my problems onto someone else.
Just saw the bakers delight qt lads. Went over there planning on making a joke (something along the lines of "I might try something different and get the coffee and date roll" (which is what I always get haha)) but I ended up saying "spice things up with a coffee and date roll" so that was a bit of a fuck up. We both smiled though which was good. Have to somehow order something when she's the only person on the register so I can ask for her number, or maybe write my number on a piece of paper and slide in in with the notes but that seems a bit far fetch.
>>57298126
you sound like me
I am going nowhere, lad, you need to take that plunge
doubt there's a better way to sort yourself out than with the help of someone who loves you
>>57296152
She's ugly.
