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Dogs>>>>>>>>cats edition
cara.
fucked it up again lmao
co sie drzesz, druga w nocy jest
>>57298029
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>I track their ips, m8
insanely jealous of this yank in the other thread.
>>57298029
Pathetic general.
How do I get a Muslim gf?
>>57298099
420.42.0.420
gotcha
>>57298115
ʕ•ﻌ•ʔ what did you say about my pops? I'll fuck you up ʕ•ﻌ•ʔ
>>57298132
get your local Imam to arrange a marriage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehkuIEghLLw
>The Cod Wars (Icelandic: Þorskastríðin, "the cod strife", or Landhelgisstríðin, "the war for the territorial waters"[1]) were a series of confrontations between the United Kingdom and Iceland regarding fishing rights in the North Atlantic. Each of the disputes ended with Iceland's victory.[2][3] The final Cod War concluded with a highly favorable agreement for Iceland, as the United Kingdom conceded to a 200-nautical-mile (370-kilometre) Icelandic exclusive fishery zone following threats that Iceland would leave NATO. As a result, British fishing communities lost access to rich areas and were devastated, with thousands of jobs lost.[3][4]
Fucks sake lads...
>>57298033
9 times out of 10 I'm drunk and on the verge of tears
Lads i got with a real fucking munter the other night and i regret it immensely, in order to avoid social ridicule from my peers do i
Deny it completely
Blame it on drink
Say didnt know her
Say i regret it
She may have given me herpes but ill see
>>57298162
They do that? Might have to convert.
Just saw the bakers delight qt lads. Went over there planning on making a joke (something along the lines of "I might try something different and get the coffee and date roll" (which is what I always get haha)) but I ended up saying "spice things up with a coffee and date roll" so that was a bit of a fuck up. We both smiled though which was good. Have to somehow order something when she's the only person on the register so I can ask for her number, or maybe write my number on a piece of paper and slide in in with the notes but that seems a bit far fetch.
>>57298178
banter
just cop it and say you were hammered
Just saw the bakers delight qt lads. Went over there planning on making a joke (something along the lines of "I might try something different and get the coffee and date roll" (which is what I always get haha)) but I ended up saying "spice things up with a coffee and date roll" so that was a bit of a fuck up. We both smiled though which was good. Have to somehow order something when she's the only person on the register so I can ask for her number, or maybe write my number on a piece of paper and slide in in with the notes but that seems a bit far fetch.
>>57298029
Just saw the bakers delight qt lads. Went over there planning on making a joke (something along the lines of "I might try something different and get the coffee and date roll" (which is what I always get haha)) but I ended up saying "spice things up with a coffee and date roll" so that was a bit of a fuck up. We both smiled though which was good. Have to somehow order something when she's
the only person on the register so I can ask for her number, or maybe write my number on a piece of paper and slide in in with the notes but that seems a bit far fetch.
>>57298164
why didn't we just tell the cunts we'd invade them and fuck their shit up
>>57298178
Both admit it, blame it one the drink, take it on the chin and use it half as a joke yourself so no one can really hurt you with it.
sickening
https://youtu.be/mXGgMUsBycM?t=2m50s
>>57298029
Just saw the bakers delight qt lads. Went over there planning on making a joke (something along the lines of "I might try something different and get the coffee and date roll" (which is what I always get haha)) but I ended up saying "spice things up with a coffee and date roll" so that was a bit of a fuck up. We both smiled though which was good. Have to somehow order something when she's the only person on the register so I can ask for her number, or maybe write my number on a piece of paper and slide in in with the notes but that seems a bit far fetch.
>>57298158
that sounds like progress, which makes me happy
keep at it, I believe in you
Just saw the bakers delight qt lads. Went over there planning on making a joke (something along the lines of "I might try something different and get the coffee and date roll" (which is what I always get haha)) but I ended up saying "I'm going to fuck your arse raw" so that was a bit of a fuck up. We both smiled though which was good. Have to somehow order something when she's
the only person on the register so I can ask for her number, or maybe write my number on a piece of paper and slide in in with the notes but that seems a bit far fetch.
>/mena/ is dead
well hello my anglo friends
thank god
fuck off reddit flags
>>57298171
:x
dear oh dear x
*laughs while eating this scrumptious coffee and date roll*
>thank god
>fuck off reddit flags
>>57298269
wait outside the shop for her to finish her shift then approach her she'll be impressed with your boldness
>>57298126
Why you have low self esteem tho?
>>57298275
How do I get a Muslim gf my Arab friend?
>>57298275
lā ilāha illā allāh
I blocked her on fb cause she got a picture with me and said shed find me
Should i unblock her or what>>57298178
>>57298286
all 20 of us are here
>>57298159
>BlackMilk
>>57298316 القضيب في المهبل
what are we all up to on this fine night?
>>57298314
>tfw still so far off moving to bruceland
will do a move to one of the uk lads instead in the meantime
>>57298163
that pups looks high af
>>57298352
Wise advice.
I've passed up at least 6 opportunities for guaranteed sexual relationships with 6-7/10s over the years just because I didn't feel like it.
I can't quite express the regret I feel
>>57298360
it's almost 11 am tbqh
>>57298316
go to any muslim girl, hit on her if her brother/bf/dad aren't there
muslim women are in the end, women. They'll like you if you're attractive.
good luck lad
are americans allowed to post here?
>>57298398
who?
>>57298380
Thanks lad.
>>57298375
Same desu
>>57298375
:(
>>57298398
yes
>>57298404
The colonials
>>57298375
>guaranteed sexual relationships
I want to behead the infidels
>>57298431
welcome to /brit/, akhi
Just finished Boardwalk empire lids
Need a good rec for next series plx
>>57298375
same lol
Now people think I'm autistic hahaha
>>57298351
kek, good spot goofy
mexicans to be honest
>>57298228
Well, you can't just make someone love you. Why would someone pick me when they could have someone who isn't a neurotic mess, someone who's confident and fun and outgoing?
>>57298314
I don't really know, I have for as long as I can remember, it's just this nagging voice in my head that tells me people don't like me and exaggerates every flaw.
>>57298423
Yes, what?
ʕ•ﻌ•ʔ someone pls fuck my boipuss ʕ•ﻌ•ʔ
>>57298380
This. Friend of a friend worked in an abortion clinic in Leeds and apparently there are loads of muslim girls hoping to get secret abortions.
>>57298360
cheeky bit of the old footy manager
have stopped listening to Nasheeds after watching the Snowden documentary
don't want GCHQ getting the wrong idea of me
>>57298458
>you can't just make someone love you
No, they just do, like everyone who gets to know you
>>57298454
separated at birth?
>watching the Snowden documentary
/tv/ & /brit/ > /sp/ & /brit/ >>>> anything else & /brit/ >>>>>>>>>>>>> /a/ & /brit/
>>57298164
>Fight a war with the Brits for cod
>Sell it right back to the British for fish n' chips
>Icelanders make billions
>Tens of thousands of Brits lose their jobs
But you guys introduced us to investment banking so I guess we're even
*turns on the tele*
home of sexuals
>>57298438
>ross partridge
>kino
>>57298538
>knowing irrelevant actors
akhi
>>57298486
kek. If everyone who's gotten to know me loved me loved me I wouldn't be sitting at home on my own every night doing trying to forget how lonely i am.
>>57298476
tl;dw the documentary
>>57298526
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%81standi%C3%B0
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
>>57298579
okay :<
>>57298029
delet this
Finished reading 1984 lads
Its a really good book des
>>57298471
if their parents find out they 100% getting kicked out, thats why they want to get em secret.
how do I get a gf lads
>>57298522
what about kpop & /brit/?
most people on /brit/ seem to like kpop
>>57298569
damn right
>>57298596
Thanks for your kind words though xx
>>57298522
Hellloooooo red dit
>>57298625
he's actually alright
>>57298641
get your ugly jewish stereotypes away from here please
>>57298613
90% of everything is garbage. /brit/ is no exception.
>>57298628
you sound like you have the same hang-ups I do, so I know how you feel. I don't want to think of you stewing in misery like this though, you deserve better, and I know that for a fact.
x
>>57298606
Now read Brave New World if you haven't already. It has a slow start but it's really good if not better.
I think it's about time for another spliff
>>57298669
/brit/ isn't a support group fuck off you soft cunts
>>57298641
are the general polish population becoming more or less redpilled
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/35952566
>The newspaper says it has secretly filmed the medic claiming that he has prescribed performance-enhancing drugs like EPO, steroids and human growth hormone to 150 elite sports professionals from the UK and abroad over the past six years, including:
>several Premier League footballers
>an England cricket international
>British cyclists
>tennis players
wew lads
>>57298755
>secretly filming someone without permission
Looks like we know who the real criminals are
>redpilled
test
*imagine life with a gf*
*realize i would have barely any time for myself*
*decide it's not all it's cracked up to be*
can you imagine a world without lawyers?
About to sneak downstairs to grab something to eat.
Wish me luck laddies.
>>57298826
why would I want to do that
>>57298826
Somalia
>>57298714
nothing but feels posting half the time
so I do a reply, come at me bro
>>57298669
Well, if you're like this as well then I'm really sorry. How do you deal with it?
And you're sweet to say that but you don't know me from reading a couple of posts, it's wouldn't be fair for someone to put up with someone so needy, it's a ridiculously unattractive trait.
test 2
what does pozzing a neg hole mean lads
/gif/ should be renamed /gay/ at this point
@57298788
hello tum blr
After I go to the gym I might go back to bakers delight and get a mini pizza and just say "yeah I just love bakers delight" haha don't even like it that much
>>57298843
>>57298852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2VxpTMAbas
as if u never saw this
another war
>>57298907
Sneak a pic of her next time you're in lad
>>57298907
I like this post, unintentionally self-aware is how I would describe it
>>57298888
Giving some aids through presumably gay anal.
>>57298888
hiv+ cum being ejaculated into the anus of an hiv- man
back in the united kingdom lads
it's fucking freezing
>>57298755
Who didn't already guess this? Crazy money is involved, especially for footballers, and testing isn't as common as it in athletics. The sporting organisations and their sponsors have no reason to not cover up cheating either.
>>57298937
what site is this?
what is going on in this lads?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1459645734991.webm
literally what do some people have against polish people? they're bro tier. i'd take 100 poles over one muslim
>>57299010
it will take some time for your muscles and bones to readjust to gravity
>>57298912
RIP Phil Hartman
>>57298941
Sneak? Nah not a pussy lad I'll put the flash on and get right in on her face
>>57298953
Ummm thnxz?
Fuck being a NEET sucks
On top of that I have to go back to uni on Monday
>>57299067
bait
>>57299034
came back to this, not fun
>>57298969
Really like you Poland.
>>57299022
http://mideast.liveuamap.com/
>>57299086
do you live near london or something? I always see you defending it
https://twitter.com/hajoseppelt/status/716301631260909569
hmmmm
>>57299086
>that pic
Bit hot for a british summer, isn't it?
>>57299099
yeah he lives in Essex m8
>>57298861
>How do you deal with it?
I don't
Its my birthday lads
>>57299099
i'm in a london borough
>>57299112
also this
i am confused to my identity
not really a londoner because too far out
not really essex because too far in
Doing 20kg dumbbell shoulder press @ the gym
VISUALIZE SUCCESS
When your motivation starts to lag, it may mean you've lost sight of your end goal.️When that happens, take a look at your "before" photo, then visualize how you want to look, what you want to lift, or how you want to feel at the end of your goal.
>>57299156
>i'm in a london borough
ah wew
>those weird unknown white outskirty bits
>>57299152
hbd x
>>57299152
how old cunt
>>57299134
Well fwiw you seem like a really sweet and thoughtful guy and anyone would be lucky to have you. Hope you can sort your problems out too. x
>>57299152
happy birthday anon
>>57299110
They've already said it la
>>57299176
my ends was the whitest place in london using that simpson diversity index a few years ago
it's nice here, too expensive for immigrants and easy to get into london too
>>57299152
Feels like it's always about you desu
>>57299024
>Broad shoulders
>Big hands
>No hips
>Static, awkward as fuck posing
Traps and the people who fap to them are even more degenerate and pathetic then regular gays
>>57299200
20 now m80, dunno how many more years I'll be going for though desu
>>57299217
xox
>>57299152
Happy birthday lad have a good day
>>57299227
simpson diversity index is for animals and plants m8
>>57299152
this may be a trick but I'm feeling gullible
happy birthday x
>>57299233
Think you misunderstood mate you usually don't give a rough eta on how many years left you have when someone asks you how old you are. Its usually just how many years you've been alive (as opposed to how many years you've been alive + a rough estimate of how many you think you have left)
>>57299233
i wish i was 20 again
i've never dated with a foreign guy before
are you sure this is OK to do?
>>57299296
haram
Given myself the self appointed 'class clown' of /brit/
I think it's justified
>>57299293
>tfw you were once 20 and posting on 4chan
>years later nothing changed
Where does the time go haha
>>57299343
down the drain
>>57299291
We need more /int/ Aussies in the uk
do you remember the 80s lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA
>>57299343
im 26 years old now
fanny???????????????????
>>57299328
tell us a joke preferably about americans in /brit/
>>57299268
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diversity_index#Simpson_index
this is what i mean
>>57299363
Would say the same for you lads but mum raised me to never lie haha
>>57299370
Haha old cunt when are you going to die from old age? Probably tomorrow or something haha nah just bance led
>>57299384
underage b&
unironically first visited 4chan when i was about 13
i'm 20 now
>>57299417
Dog
>>57299458
/b/ actually used to be somewhat decent
do they sell sausage rolls and savory baked snacks at baker's delight?
Favourite song about the /brit/ community
>>57299384
>tfw you've wasted a quarter of your life on 4chan
>>57299493
things tend to look different when you're 15 m8
>>57299458
I started browsing /a/ when I was 16, now I'm 22. Never really browsed /b/ desu.
>>57299529
>that trash music player
get on BlackPlayer/Rocket Player asap
haha WEW lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr4_dOorquQ
>>57299521
No it's genuinely a pretty shit bakery chain they just sell bread, bread treats, and then shitty cold pizza circles. Pretty sure around 80% of what they sell is just hot crossed buns.
>browsing /a/
>>57299570
still watch reruns of the old muppets every now and then
still is entertaining
might self-terminate desu
its been a while
>>57299483
fug. what a body.
>Were you ever hounded in school?
You mean for being bent? I don't think anyone ever guessed and I didn't really get bullied for any other reason.
Only reason I can think of is because my dad walked out on my mum and I had barely any contact with him for a long time, it might have given me a deep fear of rejection.
>>57299610
what am I looking at
any lad up for a skype call
>>57299610
seems ripe for a kev edit
>>57299610
is this in london?
>>57299667
grimsby iirc
>>57299667
>electricity
probably is
Ahahaha fucking uhhh, stevo was slabbering on bout some blade and then she hahahaha... then ahahaha....
Sorry lads I think you just had to be there
>>57299667
Ye outside museum of London
>>57299610
>its dark at 11:30am in the UK
Mental
>>57299613
>self-terminate
?
>>57299717
thought so, looked familiar
>>57299580
why did u make me watch this
>>57299645
maybe but i can only talk quietly as me mums asleep in the next room
>>57299755
wondering the same thing desu
>>57299717
looked familiar
why are you there
what a guy
Just had a VERY intense wank
>>57299742
oh dear, it seems https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOLBTRazZpM
despite all the anti-SJW stuff on 4chan I'm probably even more careful about what I say IRL because of this website
cable ties stuck around me nads
don't want to have to go to hospital again to get them off
>>57299770
On the way back from a very cool and normal concert. Not anything pedo or weird.
gonna do a sleep
been up since like 7am
night xo
>>57299580
So he was getting possessed? Wild
>>57299845
good post
>>57299863
Hope you get sleep paralysis
>>57299808
*holds you tight*
>>57299855
did you have fun?
>>57299863
night
>>57299913
Yes thank you it was a lot of fun. Met some boisterous Australians that bought me drinks.
>>57299761
2 mins la
playing fifa
>>57299902
I hope I get sleep paralysis. Its pretty cool desu.
are beavers an invasive species in your country?
Haven't heard a "how do you do?" IRL ever
>>57299937
>Met some boisterous Australians that bought me drinks.
aee FONT FONT FONT FONT
>last online 2 minutes ago
doh
>>57299968
would a vocaroo suffice
>>57299961
Your mums beaver is an invasive species on my dick
>>57299808
wew
>>57299968
I always get "How ya doin?" apart from the Irish people who always say "You well?". I Always go for the classic "Alright?".
>>57299999
HOYL SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>57299999
digits wasted on shite "banter"
>>57299993
Nah I've heard it on tv before wouldn't be much difference
>digits wasted on shite "banter"
wish i was at babymetal lads
in desperate need of a greentext story. Doesn't have to be much just a couple of lines even
whats with all these new extra flags
>>57300124
Reddit influx because of April fools attention
>lost his namesake lake to islamist rabble
KEKED
Imagine being normal
>>57300115
>be me
>do something
>blog about it on 4chan
>mfw
>>57300115
>be me
>see your post
>write greentext story
>continue to drink beer
>>57300115
>anon asks for a green text story
>I do it
>???
>profit
Problem officer?
reddit flags
more like
reddit........MADS!!
>>57300106
story of my life
>>57300172
Could normies last a year in our shoes? A month even?
>>57300106
FEET
E
E
T
>tfw I will never be there to suck all their toes
>>57300115
>told girl on skype I want to fuck and spank her
>seriously regretting it
I don't know why she keeps talking too me desu.
Also today,
>see a few neds trespassing
>phone police
>follow them and say a stupid things too them
>Police pick them up
>have to go to police station and give a statement
Do you like my dog?
>>57300215
i would probably kill myself if i had a foot fetish. quite literally a mental disorder
you have my pity.
>>57300173
>>57300186
>>57300190
>12 lines of the old green
I'm on cloud nine
>>57300172
Being Lybian isn't normal.
>>57300166
>he doesn´t even try to take it back
>He probably enjoys it being owned my IS
>A literal cuck
legs > feet
>>57300289
>he doesn´t even try to take it back
>what is the Kweres and East Aleppo offensive
>what is the Tabqa offensive
>implying he isn't already busy at Palymra and Qaryatayn
>>57300266
yes
It's too late
It's too late to apologise
>>57300115
>wake up
>read some Sigmund Freud (of course)
>blog about it
>relieve myself in the bathroom
>blog about it intensly
>go to bakers delight and see the misses
>passionately blog about the liason
>get a coffee
>blogged
>go to the bench to drink my coffee, eat my roll, and blog
>blogged blog bloggidyblog
>go the gym
>blog between sets
>>57300115
>realized i liked boys as well as girls when i was 14
>had a crush on a classmate
>never told him and suffered in silence
>me and the classmate eventually become good friends
>he is straight and only liked girls.
>still suffering because i couldnt kiss or suck him off
>as we moved up the grades i started to take out my sexual frustrations on boys in the lower grades
>all of them looked like my crush now best mate, light brunettes, fair skin, slightly wavy hair, slim, light eyes
>would bribe them with money or threaten them, would convince them however i can to get them into the same toilet stall as me
>my bestfriend caught me on one occasion where i had a year 7 boy shirtless in a stall with me, my mate was looking for me because he thought i was smoking and wanted to get a ciggy off me
>he is shocked to see me running my hands down this boys torso and playing with his nipples
>the grade 7 boy ran off and i leaned against the wall of the stall trying to act cool and tough
>he asks what the fuck i was doing
>i told him i wad horny and he boy offered himself to me
>bestfriend calls me a faggot
>i lose it and grab him by the collar
>we push each other around and eventually start throwing punches
>other kids rush in the restroom to watch two best mates fight
>teacher comes in and splits us up
>we both are suspended for it
>while serving our suspension i go over to his house to see if he'd talk to me
>he lets me in
>i tell him my feelings for him
>he says he isnt gay, but will give me one kiss as a courtesy
>we kissed and i melted
>afterwards i jumped off the bed and ran to the window to look out
>reliving the kiss in my mind over and over
5 years later and we're still best mates, havent done anything sexual with him since and enjoy my bisexuality and he his heterosexuality.
>>57299761
skype is ouhero8 is you're actually up for it la
>>57300237
>>57300363
Added to my RSS feed
chone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAzIhSU2tYE
You lads ever been to Piccadilly?
>>57298375
Even if you fucked those women/men you would still be filled with regret. Sex can't change what you are, only love.
>>57300412
i would probably kill myself if i had yellow fever. quite literally a mental disorder
you have my pity.
>>57300455
So sad!
>>57300431
yes
>>57300386
Is having a crush on a boy the same as having one on a girl?
Who /workinHR/ here?
Had a cheeky read through some personnel files. A janny at one the local schools was called to a disciplinary because he engaged in a "sexual liaison" with one of the other jannies, IN the school.
>mfw
>>57300455
its just a preference m8 calm down
>>57300453
>pepe for aussies
haha i get it because they have shitty internet and cant load large files
>>57300480
Not him but yeah it does feel exactly the same.
>>57300455
Very nice, interchangeable too
>>57300455
can i have your pity but for different reasons
>>57300508
wanting to rape children is also just a preference
Why do British people always do this with their legs when they tell jokes?
>>57300412
well meme'd
well chooned
>watching film
>obscure piano track playing
>pause film and watch news clip on Reuters
>same obscure piano track plays
ahh yes
>>57300341
>Implying I know shit about the war in Syria
My country's not taking in these refugees
>>57300523
Yes,i didn't make this, i borrowed this filename from an american friend in the other thread. Glad you liked it.
>>57300508
Did he ask for your opinion?
>>57300555
yeah buts that's different
obviously
Mates advice: Look at her and be like I seriously love bakers delight
I will do this
>>57300483
did he do it for free?
>>57300556
only hitler is funny to us didnt u know that
life is unfair
kill yourself or get over it
>>57300555
It's the Belgians' preference.
>>57300580
i've dabbled in the arts of tiny pepes myself
>>57300616
i choose the former
>>57300640
best choice
Empathy is such a beautiful, weird thing. Proper empathy, where you feel somebody else's every emotion - not just their sadness or their pain or fear or other negative emotions but their happiness and hopefulness and all those nice positive things.
nearly 3am lads
Gonna moan about life until I'm old and there's nothing you can do about it
>>57300633
I see that you are a pepemaster. Show me everything.
>>57298178
>she may have given me herpes
Ah yes very impressive
i've gotten drunk to the point of passing out literally every single night since 2011. i'm yet to notice an adverse effect. surely i should be dead by now
quite drunk
>>57300674
Why is she laughing
>>57300703
good lad
getting drunk lads
>>57300639
>Sunglasses on a cloudy day
Unless he's literally blind, there is no excuse for this.
>>57300687
EXTREMELY rare pepe, be careful with it
>>57300616
ill get over it alright
>>57300480
Yes in many respects, same yearning, same pains
You want me to leave huh?
Make me
>>57298029
>Dogs>>>>>>>>cats
SECOND THAT!
>>57300686
alri karl
>ah yes, I love posting pepe, favorite meme
>>57300717
normoids lol
>>57300639
>People like a Facebook article
>Therefore they´re actually going to volunteer their houses to refugees
Jew media hard at work
Those people would never give up the Airbnb money their spare bedrooms make, and most of the people who liked it don't even have space for refugees.
>>57300715
belfast btw not sure why my flag changed, you on the soup yourself?
>be me
>wake up
>heaven's glorious golden rays play peeping tom to my bedside (Im talking about the sunshine for your illiterate folks)
>say my mid-morning prayers
>begin reading Chaucer while boiling some herbal tea
>too boring for me, read it a 10,000 times already
>take my nude sun bath yoga outside
>finally come post on the chan
feels good being high class
>>57300764
Trump pepe will make pepe great again by scaring off those people
>>57300785
yes, and miserable as always when i drink so i shall try not to bother you or anyone else with my shit
>>57300792
>America
>Class system
>>57300818
Sorry to hear hope you feel better; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fahr069-fzE
Who's your favourite Simpsons character apart from Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge or Maggie?
I think mine is Ned Flanders but I'm not sure, need longer to think.
favourite kelly clarkson song
gon
>>57300852
Good b8
>>57300877
linoel hutz for sure
>>57300884
don't even know who that is
>>57300877
Mr Burns
>>57300838
howling
>>57300884
*go
please let me go back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0B9y4DoZZQ
>>57300818
Talk about them here. It's Real Depression Hours after all, and it's good to get your problems out in the open.
>>57300877
Mine is Ned Wallonia.
>>57300764
pepe will never die. decades from now there will be so many pepes that there will be a pepe historical database
>>57300884
Making my way down town
>>57300877
chief wiggum
>>57300877
Principal Skinner is always good. Any character voiced by Phil Hartman is a meme choice.
>>57300917
some of it's too specific to get into and the rest is general lonely sad feels etc.
>>57300877
Mr Snrub.
>>57300913
>all white
>that nostalgic feeling
>no WURL STARRR HIPHOP
>no DAMN NIGGA NIGGA SHIET DAMN NIGGA DAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>>57300884
a moment like this was popular so i'll let the masses decide that for me
>>57300946
Got anyone you can talk to about it one on one?
>>57300963
hello my name is mr snrub.... and i come from... some place faaaaaar away
fuck sake gave that lad my skype and he didn't even answer me
anyone else
>>57300981
might do, we'll see if i'm up to opening up to him now
>>57300897
>>57300906
>>57300938
>>57300939
all excellent choices
>>57300963
not a character, fuck off
>>57300974
my eyes are actually starting to water. watching a marathon of videos of high school in the 90s.
>go to England on vacation with some friends
>we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
>it starts to get dark out
>got to check my watch
>I forgot it
>decide to go ask someone
>find someone to ask
>he starts to laugh maniacally
>Big Ben rings out
>everyone stops in the freaking street
>a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
>the freaking queen herself sticks her head out
>OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
>driver pokes his head out
>6 BONGERS!?
>another man leaps out of the sewer
>6 BONGERS!?
>people start pouring out in the street
>YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG
>store clerks and chimey sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
>we try to get away, the filth is choking me
>SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX A-BONG
>the lyrics drown everyone out, can't avoid dancers
>BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM-
>OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG
>fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point
>someone pulls out a Britsh flag and starts waving it while singing God Save the Queen
>several men are being beaten to death with cricket bats
>a 1950s style police box materialises out of thin air and a man with a long scarf gets out
>our freaking faces
>>57300946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhBSgCiaPDQ
>>57300974
>Tfw America will soon be completely overrun with subhumans
>Tfw Continental Europe is on the same path
>Tfw you're safe from all niggers and boat people on your cozy little island
>>57301033
were you at high school in the 90s? I was in primary haha
>>57301040
Was in Iceland last month and literally everybody speaks fluent English.
>>57301029
>Mr. Snrub isn't a character
Explain this then.
>>57301075
Superior education system m8
It's what happens when there are no niggers going "muppa no fidda gomma bub bix nood"
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