poo edition
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgwEjhguyA
cara
crayon pop edition
>>57265444
social hedonism edition
IU lads
Considering getting out of bed
Can't cook my daily ridiculous meal because I have to go out for dinner later for FUCK SAKE
how does he do it lads?
>Aston Villa
https://strawpoll.me/7257408
https://strawpoll.me/7257408
https://strawpoll.me/7257408
https://strawpoll.me/7257408
Very nice beat
Asians
>>57265466
>poo
>kpop
adds up.
Jimin
yulhee
>>57265514
he kicks the ball
good edition
good voocaroo
i'll give it an 8/10
People don't honestly think we'll leave the EU do they?
History has time and time proved that people will never vote for change, they only vote to keep the status quo.
It would take a gang of Muslim Romanians beheading the queen a week before the vote to actually leave.
>>57265514
damn that was sexy
>sports
>21st century
...LoL
>>57265521
delete
at least solihull moors are about to be promoted to the conference national
FOCKING CUNT
gimmie some choons /brit/ hip hop preferably but anything good
>>57265466
2>1>4>5>3
>v1.11.29.5 (2016-04-02) - [Firefox] [Chromium]
>Remove upvotes.
DEUS VULT!!
>>57265559
how did he kick it backwards though?
>>57265450
>>57265575
shes done plenty of arty nude stuff 2bh even in that pic her shirt is see trough >>>/hr/2620290
>>57265607
Season 4 is the best though
when did rosy delete her twitter lads? been away for a few days
>>57265601
deltron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6YJjkO7F5A
>>57265601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzIFay5QHOo
>>57265514
Like every time you post this I'll tell you it's not that hard, you'd expect most footballers to put that away. 85% of the work was done by Clyne
>>57265601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiSfTyrvJlg
Just noticed we're back to normal layout wew lads
Poop ahaha XD
>>57265601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NXFCDgyanA
>Hmm I wonder what member of AoA I should post
>Should I post Seolhyun the undisputed beauty of AoA?.
>Should I post Hyejeong the tall amazonian of the group?
>Should I post everyone's favourite ChoA?
>Should I post Mina the sex midget?
>Nah I'll post Jimin
>>57265650
her new name is @slagtits
keep up lad
>>57265696
watch it at least 5 times everytime i post it
still amazes me
>>57265708
>>57265688
>>57265677
ty lads
http://malia4president.com/about/
What do you think /brit/, would you vote for her?
>>57265544
That's why anglo universities are the best int the world. Because you guys focus on giving students opportunities not only to learn but discover as well.
Over here undergrad is literally just memorizing facts and very very little chance of ever contributing something to your field (it involves a lot of professor dick sucking to do that in undergrad)
That's one reason why I don't think I'd be a good researcher, I lack the passion and I've been ruined by our system which makes me just someone who reads the works of much smarter people.
Although my Bachelor's research project involves a sort of interesting topic, making a compiler that would take in some kind of class system and domain specific use case diagram and make a visual language for specialists.
Want to do something tonight that doesn't involve staying in doing nothing but don't know what
Rate the outfit lads
>>57265640
It's natural to go for the ball look that if it's behind you and you want to use your strong foot
>>57265726
haha lol XD
>>57265740
listen to mine (deltron) not theirs
My willy is on the small side, but I feel the amount it grows when erect is impressive. It's just under three inches when flaccid but five and a half when erect. That means it very nearly doubles in size.
How much does your willy grow?
>>57265730
ty m9
>>57265751
>I am the current NUS Black Students’ Officer
she's not even proper black
>>57265757
i hope this is a kev image that i've missed and not an actual outift you're going to wear
>>57265740
my submission was a joke. nickelback 2.0
>>57265733
Have you never played real football?
Disclaimer: I'm not saying vardy isn't good
>>57265757
lol are you socially inept? literally the shittest outfit i've seen this year
>>57265601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzv-vXFptcg
>>57265757
How come your mum never put your shoes out like?
>>57265776
about 3 times i reckon
>>57265776
A 5.5 inch dick is easy to deep throat and can satisfy anyone unless they have a gaping hole that's seen a hundred dicks.
>>57265732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYmuYf73UzQ
Jimin has the best character. She can be fun and cute, as well being top madam when she feels like it
(She's also the best looking)
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA.
>chelski fans still singing 'champions of europe we know what we are'
odd
>>57265757
is this a joke?
looks like the same shit everyone else wears, which there's nothing wrong with, only problem is:
no one gives a fuck
>>57265732
How does one even arrive at Jimin from the rest of the members, I'd stop at Seolhyun desu she's perfect
>>57265776
4 inches soft. 7. 5 inches erect
>>57265843
not a lot of people dress that poorly tBh
he posted proper target shit
When did everyone's favourite acronym get replaced by jap shit anyway lads?
>>57265813
yeah m8 had trials for walsall when i was 12
it's just a beautiful goal and a beautiful story and i love everything about it
is the lad who has made a list of kev's closet here?
>>57265871
The fuck is target shit desert yank
>>57265732
>ignoring chanmi
good lad
>>57265871
yeah it's pretty fucked but I wouldn't look twice at someone dressed like that going to the shops
>>57265893
mid-price department store, you islamic bottom-feeder
>average white muslim convert in east London
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXa1bP8HBnI
>>57265887
He's a prick though
>>57265594
;_;
my post is no less pathetic then
>tfw no qt soft gf to kiss and cuddle with
i empathise with all my feel bros
>>57265893
target sells cheap clothes made in Bangurmumladesh
>>57265887
>walsall
hahaha m8 git gud
>>57265893
(not him)
its a cheap department store. I actually don't mind buying basics from there.
Who the fuck cares if your plain white t shirt is from target? If it saves me 40 bucks i'm gonna get it from target.
really really need to get out of bed
>tfw you put the ruler right, right, RIGHT at the base when you're measuring your weenie
Does anyone know where to buy cheap modafinil online in the UK? I can only seem to find it at about £1.20 a pill at the cheapest at United Pharmacies but I have heard that it can be bought much cheaper
>>57265944
don't chat shit
you know the consequences already
>>57265757
oshit cell is on the loose
>>57265935
My country is more white than yours. Stupid desert yank.
>>57265972
>bucks
Desert yank
>>57265983
Careful with that joke, it's an antique
>Who the fuck cares if your plain white t shirt is from target? If it saves me 40 bucks i'm gonna get it from target.
>>57265888
Think he's still banned but I might take it over. Do you have anything to add?
Kev's Wardrobe
1: 1 Pennies faux leather jacket (XL)
2. 1 redhawks hoodie (XL)
3. 1 American NHL hoodie (XL)
4. 1 NYPD hoodie (XL)
http://nyfirestore.com/item/nypd-sweatshirts/nypd-navy-hoodie-sweatshirt/
$45
5. 1 pair of boots (Size 9)
6. 1 1 pair of trainers(Size 9)
7. 1 NYPD beanie hat (L-XL)
http://www.ebay.com/itm/NY-YANKEES-FD-PD-KNIT-BEANIE-SKULL-CAP-HAT-BLACK-LN-BOYS-OS-QUICK-SHIPPER/272110197585?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131003132420%26meid%3D142b1ebb83f1450bb4351fc7c1ec5c87%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D272110197584
$15
8. 1 Plain Shirt (48" Chest)
9. 1 Baggy suit trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
10. 1 Violet tie (osfa)
11.1 cargo pocket pair of bootcut jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
12.1 classic straight pair of dark blue jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
13. 1 NYPD shirt (XL)
14. 1 Straight Mustard Cargo trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
15. 1 classic straight pair of stonewash jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
16. 1 Manbag satchel
17. 1 black marshall hoodie (XL)
18. 1 dark blue shirt with vertical white lines (48" chest)
Don't have info on undies and socks at this time
>>57265974
you gotta push it so hard into your pubis that it makes an indent
>>57265975
Just have a 20p cup of coffee you goof
>>57266018
>>Who the fuck cares if your plain white t shirt is from target? If it saves me 40 bucks i'm gonna get it from target.
>>57265975
What does it do?
>>57266002
>hello yes i am from northern direland
>yes my country was partitioned by england and yes we still haven't unified
>n-no we're not perpetually cucked by a glaring border
>>57265840
remember singing to chelsea fans about them not having a european cup back in the day desu
>>57266052
Damage control from Bruce chen
>>57266079
dont starve paddy! lmao
https://strawpoll.me/7257478
https://strawpoll.me/7257478
https://strawpoll.me/7257478
https://strawpoll.me/7257478
https://strawpoll.me/7257478
I have this stuck in my head lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MQUleX1PeA
Please help
>>57266029
you're a goof
>>57266042
facilitates easy revision for 5 hours
>>57266089
Honestly never clicked a strawpoll and never will
>why yes, as the dashing gentleman i am, i always make sure that my plain t shirts are purchased from a reputable supplier
Back from the car boot lads, had to get up at 10 past 6 for it.
Did well desu, made 40 or so quid out of it and mum made about 20.
>>57266106
happened to me for a couple weeks desu, you'll make it through
currently can't stop singing werk werk werk werk werk though
>>57265776
3 inches soft (looks like a babby dick)
6 and a half hard (looks like a man dick)
bit of a pencil dick though :/ could do with some extra girth
What do you lads think about Naeun?
>>57266106
Not even clicking that shit lad
can't think of anything to post
>>57266152
what shit did you sell
>>57266171
she's a nonce enabler
wouldn't fuck a korean girl if she paid me
Remember Chelsea once played Southend at roots hall
Chelsea had lost to Man U earlier in the week and we were all chanting "stand up if you beat Man U"
Good laugh
Only thing worse than a Chelsea fan is an Arsenal fan
>>57265776
from 3 inches flaccid to 7 inches erect, lord help me if I find a woman and I struggle to get hard. I'll be laughed out of town
>>57266152
you're damn right she made 20 quid she sucked my dick in the back seat
>>57266152
She sells it cheap, doesnt she?
>>57266204
you must be homosexual
>desert yank
>>57266199
Mostly toys and books desu
>>57266106
wat le fuc is this
>>57266152
Wouldn't get out of bed at 6 for 40 quid cash in hand never mind having to go haggle with mongs all day for it
is that lad still listening to deltron?
gonna head to the bookies lads and have a little dabble
haven't had a good BTTS accy drop in a while
think it's due
>>57265757
>2016
>not wearing slacks exclusively
>still being tricked by the denim jew
Wagwan famalam
>>57266171
I literately know nothing about apink desu
>>57266232
'no'
>>57266225
>>57266227
delete this
>>57266245
More about getting rid of shit that has been sitting around for ages.
not getting positive feedback on the outfit
might go with a green shirt with a cigarrete hole in it
>>57266254
Not the same lad but i am, sick m8
>>57266254
lstened to 2 others first just started the first song now, will listen to whole album. liking it so far, he sounds a bit like that guy who raps in gorrilaz's clint eastwood
very fat dog
>>57266288
Fuck off greenshirt
>>not wearing slacks exclusively
>>still being tricked by the denim jew
reminder that if your willy grows a lot when erect that doesn't matter anyway because it's still really thin
>having a pencil dick
girth matters more, it's what the girl actually feels
>>57266311
kek he is the guy from the gorrilaz's clint eastwood
>>57266288
Fuck off greenshirt
>Work is offering me £39/hour overtime starting from next week.
How can I go home now lads?
Every hour I'm at home I'm basically paying the company £39
>>57266314
stuff like this makes me more sad then ISIS videos ;_;
>tfw no comfy rainy day gf
>>57266288
you need a less tatty hoodie/jacket lad
that one screams autism and looks like you wipe your nose on the sleeves. paying a bit more for a cool jacket is always worth it
How much does it cost to get a suit tailored? A good tailor, too. I don't want some pleb fucking up my Hugo Boss suit.
Only need the jacket sleeves and trouser legs taken up about an inch
imagine having to take your wife's son to the football
>>57266314
hahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha genuinely made meahahahahahahahahaha fucking hell post of the thread post of the thread
>>57266314
english bulldogs are fat ugly little shits, perfect dog to represent england
>>57266322
>tfw pencil dick
>>57266288
who gives a shit what you look like
>>57266288
keking my life that the post was you
fits perfectly that a kpop nonce would have 0 awareness when it comes to fashion
>>57266314
Looks like a seal.
Just wanted you lads to know I am posting in the nude.
>>57266341
>then
how come britbongs are so terrible at grammar?
how often do you lads get your hair cut
>>57266324
well that bodes well
>>57265601
https://youtu.be/OZ6G7qwjom4
YA PAR'd
>cousin went to art school to be a dancer
>family always talk about how talented she is
>graduated last year
>she now works in a call centre
>>57266404
When it goes over my ears and doesn't fallstraight back behin them
>>57266375
i bet you wear etnes and baggy jeans you philistine
dont even bother responding to me -- if you ever dared get into an argument with me you would surely capitulate on yourself.
>>57266392
nice
>actually feeling so comfortable with a woman that you feel entitled to put your willy in her fanny
how do these normies do it?
>That's one reason why I don't think I'd be a good researcher, I lack the passion and I've been ruined by our system which makes me just someone who reads the works of much smarter people.
>Although my Bachelor's research project involves a sort of interesting topic, making a compiler that would take in some kind of class system and domain specific use case diagram and make a visual language for specialists.
Tbh, I wasn't quite motivated in the beginning, but it's never too late to give it another go, especially when you realise you'll be working for yourself once you get out shitty post-docs and basically have as much of a laid back attitude or research as much as you want, with a small amount of teaching possible.
>That's one reason why I don't think I'd be a good researcher, I lack the passion and I've been ruined by our system which makes me just someone who reads the works of much smarter people.
If there's anything that interests you... it's better than working for someone else.
crayon pop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J_xHjg1sRs
>>57266357
Manlet
>>57266322
My benis is 7.5" long, 8" on a good day.
Girth is about 6.5"
Well rounded, me
(gf still can't feel a thing when I fuck her doggy tho, it's weird)
>>57266367
massive head
>>57266371
true, but they are also plucky and fearless
>>57266404
once a month famalam
>>57266404
3 weeks - a month
>acne is finally going away
holy shit the dairy thing worked
hmm, not great feedback on that either
going with a white shirt with a weird pattern on it
i.e, exactly the same thing (and I do mean exactly) i wore to the Kyary concert
>>57266421
What's wrong with working in a call centre?
>>57266404
Shave my head once a week or so, gonna do it later as a matter of fact
>>57266458
Comic Sans
alreeeeet
had my first NEET day in a while lads
don't know how some of you guys do it, i've achieved absolutely nothing today and I feel a bit disgusted with myself tb h
>>57266396
dyslexics have moar fnu
>>57266314
NEED long haired a dog m8
>>57266314
ahahahaa ive scorlled up back to read it againa haahahaha wahat a great image mate really fucking jhell keep up this content and youll be going place mates
>>57266430
expensive clothes are for literal faggots
>>57266404
like every 3 months
a girl in the club said she liked the pattern on my shirt on Thursday :')
>>57266507
alri
need sissy brit boy to be my little cumslut
>>57265752
oops forgot to quote you, meant for you >>57266450.
>>57266523
you are a literal faggot
i bet your loose jeans slip right off when your mate wants to slip his dick into your arse you poofter
>>57266517
Imagine how much poo gets stuck to his bum fur. Would be a full time job keeping one of those things clean.
>>57266404
usually every 2 weeks or so but currently haven't cut it for about a month
thinking off growing it but not sure what length
>never had a girlfriend in my life
hahahaha just kill me now lmao tbqh lad famalams
Lads
What the fuck am I supposed to wear other than a Hoodie, t-shirt and jeans?
I have the fashion sense of a 12 year old
>>57266548
weird
tethering from my phone gives me a british ip
am still in spain but waiting to go to the airport
beans or spaghetti hoops on toast for lunch lads?
Too hard a choice tbf
>>57266556
that's not being a good catholic boy m8
I still unironically enjoy Death Cab 2bh lads
>>57266583
>trousers
>button down shirt
>sweater over it
>loafers
>>57266593
beans
>>57266619
Delete this
>>57266583
>Hoodie, t-shirt and jeans
all me
>>57266583
good lad
ignore these fashion autismos
>>57266583
shirt+sweater with jeans
>>57266556
h-hey :3
>>57266623
ah yes, quite exquisite
>shirts and jumpers
bit gay that innit lads
morning gays
>/brit/ has become a gay hookup site
was inevitable i suppose
>>57266615
they went to shit after transatlanticism
>>57266641
Clarkson plzzzz
>>57266583
Jesus christ just fucking wear it you autist, nobody is going to look twice since it's what everyone wears anyway
>>57266676
ahahahahahahha a possible contender for post of the thread (pott)
>i wear jeans and not trackies
>>57265456
enlarged right nostril from snorting slugs of coke 2bh
t r a s h
>>57265574
>>57265776
>>57265893
>>57265943
>>57265975
>>57266204
>>57266322
>>57266454
>>57266556
>>57266523
>>57266567
>>57266673
>>57266673
innit
'hurr look at me i'm being classy and fashionable'
mongs
>>57266583
Don't fall for the "trends" meme. Trends come and go but good fashion stays timeless. This means you're not wasting money every month but spend your money well on pieces that will last you years
Buy timeless, classic staple pieces. A good oxford shirt, Solid white t-shirt, bomber jacket, a good pair of oxfords etc.
No memes or gimmicks.
Alri La arri settle Down
>>57266567
your mom is a poofter
>shirt and sweater
ahh yes 45 year old Owen Jones "fashion"
>>57266676
are you talking into a mirror lad haha banter
>tfw cant grow beard
>tfw babyface
I'm 23 but I look 18
Women don't like that
>>57266583
what's that for, babymetal?
>>57266686
thats a different lad, didnt wear the black shirt cos i realised it wasn't washed, and the green shirt for obvious reasons
I was never changing my outfit
fuck normies
>>57266726
Don't dare speak like that in here lad
>>57266701
ye or its the lighting coming from the right
>>57266706
just looks bent desu
although all i rotate is 2 pairs of jeans, 2 hoodies, and a bunch of different t-shirts
>>57266726
you dress like a mum you daggy cunt
>Don't fall for the "trends" meme. Trends come and go but good fashion stays timeless. This means you're not wasting money every month but spend your money well on pieces that will last you years
>>57266735
>justbeatthefuckoutofme-core
>>57266779
same, only have one hoody because I wear pullovers to work and so don't wear my hoody much
>>57266788
>Ah, yes, spending money wisely is for autists
>>57266779
why are you rotating them instead of wearing them?
ahahaha
>>57266686
What? kill yourself you spastic fucking mong
This is literally the most retarded post I have ever read this year
Unironically love jumpers and sweatshirts.
>>57265757
>calls me a paki chav
>dresses like a paki chav
you just can't fucking make this shit up lads
>>57266840
nothing wrong with them, just stupid pretense of them being fashionable
>>57266830
You fucking what you shitstabbing cunt?
I'll fill you in
>>57265757
not as bad as everyone's making out honestly
>>57266779
Me too, one pair of black jeans, one pair of dark blue jeans
>>57265757
>wearing walking boot liner socks as regular socks
what madness is this
Ought to build more skyscrapers in London
>>57266853
difference is you're actually a paki chav
>>57266901
they are literally the comfiest socks ever
I have like 12 pairs of them
also I thought the socks were what people would take the mick out of
>tfw summer soon
I haven't worn a t-shirt in about 10 years because I'm so skinny. my arms are sticks
what do?
Why is this every normie bellend's favourite film
>>57265757
>1996
>>57266893
this
>>57266904
rasheed
>>57266816
job i'm starting has a 'business casual' dress code baka
gonna have to buy a load of new clothes for that
>>57266821
haha
>>57266898
good lad
>one pair of black jeans
Shirt - light green and stripey
Pants: dark blue jeans
Jacket: bomber rain jacket , left open to show people how I actually don't give a fuck
Socks: black
Shoes : adidas
>>57266952
its a little joke :)
got it for my 18th birthday from godfather
>>57266946
That film is genuinely great tho
>>57266946
it's possibly one of the best films of all time
>>57266946
top film desu, it's up there for me personally
>>57266945
hit the gym and get that maga body
>>57266946
Leo DiCapri, hot birds, money money money, drugs and funny facebook meme reaction faces like where he bites his hand!
>>57266945
EAT BIG TO GET BIG
>>57266993
>>57266999
poor mans the big short 2bh
Need a proper solid wank
>>57267005
>>57266999
>>57266993
>t. unilad commenters
post your outfit lads
