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Gay lads IN edition
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cara
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crayon pop
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>>57262903
w2c shoes
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Jimin
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despise faggots
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>>57262903

Cara has gigantic hands.
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Kyary
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>>57262934
Fuck off Peter Hitchens
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blacks unironically believe OJ Simpson isn't a murderer
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>>57262963
>>57262933
>>57262913
good posts
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stop the gays
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>tfw no Bookgf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWh1f301Xb0
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Babymetal
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Le memes le spam le circljerk xD
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Is Are Pete dying? Haven't seen him on the TV in months
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>>57262903
fantastic contribution
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>>57262943
and boy feet
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Still not quite recovered from my mum's bullying yesterday lads
Never doing an April fools again
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>>57262903
She's so gaunt and skeletal. If only she'd shave the eyebrows she'd be perfect
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>>57263005
jpop is for pedos
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>>57263047
wish you and your mong of a mother would fuck off
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>>57263039

Post feet
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thinking about north korea escalation scenarios
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>gay lads in
>doesn't post gay webm or gif
>>57262886
Sydney, where in the uk are you?
>>57262900
c u soon xo
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>>57263021
just getting old la
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>>57263047
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reeeeeeeeeeeeallllllllllly don't want to get out of bed haha
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Got a job interview on Monday.
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>>57263047
my gimmick check the archives 1 week ago
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>>57262903
Not so sure of this desu
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>>57263047
is this real?
fucking hell you got roasted
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>>57263021
>the main lesson of history is that nobody learns any lessons from history
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>>57263080
What
I'm not the normal autist who normally posts mum texts
My mum can spell thank you very much
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>>57263126
what's the job lad?
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>>57263126
good luck
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Why is this thread full of workingclass northerners?
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>>57263087
Cheshire, kinda near Manchester. Think I'd prefer living in Sydney 2bh x
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>>57263160

FOSP (Fuck off Southern poof)
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>>57263160
We all worked in the steelmill and ow have nothing better to do
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when i go to uk and speak with heavy eastern euro accent will slags make fun of me
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>>57263126
don't forget me when you elevate to normiedom x
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gays out
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>>57263140
my mistake, please accept my apology for calling your mother stupid.
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>>57263149
Just a boring administration job
>>57263158
thanks lad
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Going to watch the chronicles of Riddick films today lads, been ages since I watched them and I haven't even seen the one that came out in 2013, is it any good?
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>>57263136
on the fence with this
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>>57263160
E E E E E E
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GOOM
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>>57263190
Giggled a bit desu
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>2nd of April

STOP.
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>>57263149
mamadou sakho's hairstylist

it's an all action role desu.
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>>57263117

This is me.

I gotta tidy my flat and have a proper spring clean. It's fucking minging.
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Really wish I didn't live in a shithole in South Wales.
I really want to dress up a lot smarter and with a lot more class. But when you're walking around some grey, rainy, decrepit decaying 70s town among people wearing trackies and North Face waterpoof overcoats, you just look like a retard. I know where you live shouldn't dictate your style, but it still just feels retarded. Especially when you're not in a city at least.
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>>57262913
>>57262933
>>57262963
>>57263005
less CHINKS more TWINKS
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Kyary did a tweet today that I was able to fully understand without looking anything up. I truly am a moon master.
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>>57263204
Depends, are you the light side of brown with muscles and a huge crotch whilst flaccid? Are you wearing a tight t-shirt and ogling their chest?

If so, yes. Otherwise, no.
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>>57263209
I won't, I'll get a car and drive down to Somerset x
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>>57262902
>no Aston villa memorabilia
Imposter
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>>57263268
Kill your self weaboo prick
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>>57262899
>Gay lads IN edition
Well marhaba lads
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>>57263268
what does it say?
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Alright lads, hows your weekend so far?
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Poleaboo will try to shave today
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>>57263268
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>>57262902

You can literally get a triple decker sandwich in the Sainsbury meal deal - but YOU go to Tescos like a plebiscite
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>family is visiting in an hour

Oh joy.
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any of you gay lads need a bf?
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>>57263204

Vocaroo so the /brit/ gays can make fun of you
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>>57263326
every day is the weeknd for me
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>>57263318
can you not read mate?

it clearly says

今日は12キロ歩いた、、ふぅ、、
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>>57263318
Today I walked 12km...Phew...[picture of a flower]
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>>57263349
Yeah
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>>57263160
Because this is a white general, you wouldn't understand.
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#gymflow
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Why do all retail parks in Britain look exactly the same? Do the companies that design them discourage any creativity? They all have the same layout, the same steel posts lining the shops with cheap overhangs above the store sign.
Is it simply a cost-saving thing?
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>>57263371
ah thanks

>>57263376
noncense
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KO NI CHI WAAAA
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>>57263376
>Walking 12km in a day
Literally "african fetching water from the nearest well" tier
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gutted the names are gone and that the thread is full of chink posters

So sad!
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>>57263268
kys
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>>57263263
Tall poppy syndrome Las, either move or it's gonna get harder
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>>57263326
It's been okay.

Watching Mad Max atm. Waiting for F1 Bahrain qualifying
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>>57263407
Space efficiency?
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>>57263231
The recent one is very similar to the first one.
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>>57263386
let's be bf and bf
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>>57263414
Skepta mentioned
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>>57263407
Might be regulation
Is a bit odd though since they are ugly as fuck
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>>57263407
same people that design british towns
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Saw a paki at Tesco buying 2 reduced to clear help for heroes easter eggs.

Think he plans to burn them?
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>>57263432
>tfw kept fucking up typing mad max it turned into a meme on /sp/
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>>57263456
Hope Devilman shoots him lmao
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>>57263394
>this is a white general
Citation needed
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>>57263326
much better now that the layout is back
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>>57263432
Poleaboo isn't a big F1 fan or a fan at all but he tries to watch since everything looks so pretty
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>>57263488
post chicken
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>literally no gay shit
Bad thread
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https://youtu.be/yc6Uqn7VMOw

This happened to me lads, only it was a powder fire extinguisher that went off and I almost suffocated.

I threw up when they finally stopped the van and let me out.
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>>57263488
Tyrone
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>>57263488
>Screenshot
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>>57263488
>fat shitskin hands
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>>57263488
Fuck you're fat.
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>>57263488
holy shit its big narstie
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>>57263407
The same reason churches look the same - they're places of worship. It's just that instead of the Lord and His Gospel, we go there to pray at the alter of capitalism and sacrifice to it the products of our labour.
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>>57263264
Yessir
>>57263171
See you on this side xox
>>57263126
Best of luck m8 <3
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bath spa we go hard
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>>57263488
Big hands desu
Going to amarican in a few months can I say you are my black friend so I don't get shot?
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>>57263263
Move up north to comfy Gwynedd lad
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>>57263422
>Not keeping yourself in shape for the coming race war

I walk 14 miles and cycle 7 miles both 3 times a week along with lifting weights. What's your excuse? Fatty
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>>57263488
Poleaboo welcomes you to the thread

He wonders what your opinion on his university suspension and ongoing legal problems are?
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>The same reason churches look the same - they're places of worship. It's just that instead of the Lord and His Gospel, we go there to pray at the alter of capitalism and sacrifice to it the products of our labour.
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>>57263455
I would really like that. Want to move over here or should I move over there?
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name gimmick was funny at first but wore off quickly innit
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>>57263569
That we do
http://www.bathchronicle.co.uk/Man-kicked-punched-wing-mirrors-seven-cars-parked/story-28876548-detail/story.html
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>>57263488
Grime desu mate
>>57263557
KEK
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>>57263532
Cant stand working class blokey banter tbf
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>>57263473
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>>57263488
Those are some proper sausage fingers.
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>>57263633
*does a poo on top of it*
Rorkes BTFO
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>>57263633
Can't believe we haven't genocided pakis yet
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Post more twink tabh
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>Cakes, Desserts, Halal
Reckon this is worth it lads?
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Going out for dinner with 8/10 girl today lads.

Advice?
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>>57262903
this 2bh
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>>57263692
don't fuck it up
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I'm back lads.

Did you miss me?
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You sodemites will suffer through eternal damnation once this wicked world has fallen
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>>57263662
Nothing wrong with that mate
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>>57263692
Tell her about your friends of /Brit/
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>>57263263
what town?
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>>57263263
wish i had an excuse to wear suits but i work in retail and do nothing in my spare time
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>>57263592

Try to have sex with her
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>>57263684
doxxed
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>>57263604
I would be ok with moving to Britain if I could get a job (i'm a programmer) but I'm afraid the chavs and lads would bully me ;___;

Also you guys are gonna leave the EU soon so I'm not sure if either one of us could move.
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>>57263692
Act really nervous and shake and look away from her most of the time, she will think it's really cute

Be sure to talk about your favourite animes - and if she looks bored just keep talking about it more! It will make her more interested in what you have to say.
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>UK citizens will be required to collect their Iranian visas in Dublin which is the nearest Embassy to the UK.
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>>57263692
Dont go for her willy straight away, play with the arse a bit
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>>57263720
Cut your nails.
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>>57263684

>Didsbury

Fuck off literal billionaire
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>>57263720
Jesus Christ you hands are fucking odd
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>>57263684
>tfw you live in Birmingham
>literally everything is halal
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Hello where are the names
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>>57263692
Just b urself
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>>57263768
>9.2 miles away
I don't live in Didsbury
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>>57263750
Aww. I would protect you from the chavs and lads. :) I see jobs for programmers online all the time.
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>>57263633
Fairly sure that's a rorke false flag. Either that or that bloke has actually started to believe the memes
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>>57263757
Usually bite em desu
>>57263771
Your sister didn't complain when I fingered her
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>>57263684
>Living in Didsbury

Chorlton-Cum-Hardy master race.
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>>57263720
what is that strand-like thing between your index and middle finger?
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>>57263802
>Fairly sure that's a rorke false flag

bizarro rasheed
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>>57263768
DIDSBURY MENTIONED WAHEYYYYY
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>>57263750
You won't get bullied mate it rarely happens :)
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>>57263750
I would bully the fuck out of you yer sissy cunt
t. Chav lad
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>>57263790

*Traces a 9.2 mile circle around the cake shop*

Gonna be seeing me REAL soon xx
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>>57263813
Don't have one love
You must be mixed up with yours you cheeky inbred cunt :~)))
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>>57263774
Halal Haribo Tangfastics are fucking horrible.
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>>57263813
I think you're the only person who could finger a bird and have her ask "is it in yet".
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>>57263823

bet you're a nell lane estate scummer
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Nu-males have got to be the worst thing tbf
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>>57263692
b urself

Also are you paying?

Is it a friend?
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Would this scum in this thread feel worse if their lack of attention given to Poleaboo resulted in his suicide or in him committed a large scale terrorist attack?
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>Premium cables

Why do people pay money for these memes?
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>>57263750
Come to London
Il pamper your boipucci
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Nu-metal have got to be the best thing tbf
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>>57263857
You'd have to get through me first.
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>>57263823
fuck off povvo
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>>57263904
so i can watch my films in 2x speed duh
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Don't reply to him
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>>57263917
I'm not sure what any of this proves to be fair
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>>57263866
How the fuck did you work this one out?
I've just shown you they're fat and sausage like
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>>57263750
They mistakes us for polish m8, nobody gives a fuck
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>>57263720
Better than skelly twig arms ;_;

>>57263795
:3

>>57263857
pls no
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>>57263869
>nell lane estate
I have never been so insulted. Meet me at the water park in 10 minutes and I'll have you, cunt.
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ignore him and maybe he WILL kill himself

So glad!
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>>57263917
This is clearly another false flag muslims dindu nuffin
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>>57263874
Poleaboo has shown many times he's a thick cunt
He would never be capable of pulling it off
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Lads how do you wipe?
Scrunch or fold?
Do you wet the paper?
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>>57263976
bring your sister
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>>57263874
As long as he doesn't bomb me I couldn't give a shit about him.
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>>57263871
>Also are you paying?
I invited her so yeah, I'm paying.

>Is it a friend?
She's a friend's coursemate, I've met her at several parties.

>>57263789
>>57263871
>>57263709
>Just b urself
>b urself
>don't fuck it up
ok thanks lads

>>57263728
>>57263751
>>57263755
bad ideas tbqh
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>>57264001
Poleaboo has actually done a lot to prove his intelligence, mostly in relation to the "stalking"
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How many Chorlton/Didsbury lads do we have in this thread?
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Literally just listening to metal on an MDMA comedown what am I like lads
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>>57264007
Hang my bum over the sink and clean with hot soapy water because i'm not an animal

You dirt bag
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>>57264027
be on /brit/ the entire date so we can update you with advice :^)
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>>57263976
*smashes your head off the pavement*
You fucking what then dickhead?
Think you can just come to MY country you dirty fucking bender
*gives you a finishing blow to your face*
*empties your pockets for valuables*
*leaves you on the ground and leg it*
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>>57263870
What's a nu-male when it's at home?
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belfast > edinburgh
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>>57263949
A claim was made that it was a falseflag, that post shows mudshits being mudshits with them fully visible in the picture.
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>>57263754
Why are you going to Iran?
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>>57264020
What about the swarms of normies that are sure to lose their precious lives?
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>>57264052
Poleaboo could not work out Rochdale was in Greater Manchester
This is another level of stupidity
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>>57263980

meet me outside the oxfam bookshop i'll box you in
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>>57263976
I don't think you are white enough to be welcome here.
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>>57264118
Can you stop referring to yourself as Poleaboo quit attention seeking
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>>57263750
>chavs and lads
Chavs are a small minority and they're looked down upon by most people in the UK. Don't take the memes too seriously.
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r8 dnt h8
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>>57264070
Male feminist/sjw types
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>>57263976
Cute hand, I would hold it. x
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>>57264102

See a man about a dog
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devastatingly bored

all i wanna do is eat
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>>57263987
>>57263942
Thank you for proving that Poleaboos crusade is a righteous one

You people deserve what you get
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>>57264001
No, but it would be hilarious watching him fuck it up. It would probably be a second situation like the one who crashed into a bollard at Glasgow airport, his bomb didn't work, he got burns from the crash and the jock kicked him in the balls so hard he broke a tendon.
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>>57264151
*h8s*
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>>57264151

Would accept a tugging from desu
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>>57264151
9/10
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All i wanna do is get my pussy sucked
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>>57264141
Are you a fucking mong
I'm someone else speaking to him
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Is there a grown male in here with wrists thinner than this? Bear in mind I weigh 12 stone.
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>>57264007
Fold.
Dry to remove bulk and then polish with spit wet paper.
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>>57264218
Lol my cock is that thick
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>>57264185
It's scary reading about how little you have to do to get handed a 20 year sentence

Literally thought crimes
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>>57264134
I always thought I was pretty pale guess i'm not for UK standards.

>>57264159
>tfw no brit bf to hold hands with while we watch tv covered under a blanket with me resting my head on his shoulder
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>>57264180
U wot m8
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Reminder that you have a duty to PREVENT the radicalisation of vulnerable people

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/97976/prevent-strategy-review.pdf
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>>57264027
She agreed to go on a date with you, she likes you so don't worry, you lucky cunt.
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>>57264155
But they're all pussies in real life lol.

Just take the piss out of them a bit and they absolutely crumble. Doesn't matter what shit they write on their blogs
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I don't have much of a libido lads, but I still don't want to be cucked.

Where do I find a frigid wife so we can have sex a couple of times to produce children and then largely stop doing it without her becoming sexually frustrated and fucking others behind my back?

I am reasonably well-off so I should have no problems supporting an upper middle class lifestyle for the family and a good upbringing for the children. I need a wife to manage the household and take to social functions.

The Victorians had it right to be honest.
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>>57264198
would possibly oblige desu

>>57264202
nice.
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>One of my housemates has taken my cutlery out my drawer, put it in another housmates drawer and put her own cutlery in my drawer and put a sticker on the outside with her name on it

How is this not rude as fuck?
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God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.
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>>57264164
Dogs are haraam, think you're being swindled
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>>57264070
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>>57264248

post it
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>>57264218
mine's the same but i weigh about 9st
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http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/what-its-like-taking-a-grown-mans-virginity
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>>57264281
Marry a muslim girl then after she's had your kids make her get herself circumsised so she can never have sex again without unbearable agony
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how do i get a job without an interview?
>phd compsci
>could write about anything with some research but lack motivation
>quit my job as a software developer for the nhs because people made fun of me behind my back and finally one made fun of me without realising im there, basically that i don't socialise while they are talking all day

How can you put programmers and """"analysts"""" in the same room. all non-programmers were what normies consider "smart".
I left academia only wanting to go back.
All i want is to do work in an office with a closed door, not fucking listen to you talk at work, I'm not at work to make friends. Will post qts for advice.
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>>57264281
Why not look on ways to increase your libido?
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>>57264127
>the oxfam bookshop

The one by the four banks? It's a date.
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>>57264269
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>All these racist rorkes saying Britain is becoming a non-white country

And what if it did? Why are you so scared of being a minority you racist?

Why do you care what race your kids are anyway? Your BLACK ancestors certainly didn't..
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>>57264264
That sounds so perfect :( what TV shows do you like?
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>>57264218
Mines thinner, I'm really Skinny, weigh 60kg and 6"2 so you could imagine a lanky bastard
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>>57264207
Stop posting about him then no one gives a FUCK

He's probably imaginary anyway
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>>57264367
>preventing PREVENT

Literally distribution of terrorist literature, forwarding this to MI5
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>>57264346
>how do i get a job without an interview?

Ask your billionaire daddy
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>>57264367
>Preventing PREVENT
wat?
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Business idea: another /brit/ meetup in Manchester where I smack the fuck out of poleaboo
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>>57264288
Just bin her shit desu.
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>>57264378
i don't know why you torture yourself like this

i couldn't do it
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>>57264346
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really sick of this fucking faggot shitting up every thread every day
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Poleaboo is going to start writing his book today

Autobiographical novelisation of his recent life events with a new ending

>>57264269
Sheik said that shit was a joke

>>57264268
You and /brit/ are bad, you are mean to Poleaboo, that leaves no quarter when Poleaboo can be happy, hence you deserve the same fate as all the others who wronged him
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>>57264367
god i love thick lips on womyn
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>>57264358
Why would I do that? Sex has always felt like a waste of time.

>>57264342
I would prefer a good Christian. Maybe I could get a Muslim girl to convert, although I understand her family would be angry about it.
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>>57264367

Doubt she could PREVENT my seduction attempts desu
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>>57264418
you smack the fuck out of me and i'll beat the shit into you
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>>57264407
my bf is the same age :(
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>>57264423
idk either
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>>57264369

we are a different species to black people due to our neanderthal admixture

i don't want lions and tigers roaming the streets so why would i want non whites?
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>>57264367
The NUS is just awful.
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What kind of name is poleaboo, I think your parents meant to say polar bear
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>>57264460
Not sure if a threat or lewd
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>>57264440
Can't stand the heat laa...
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>>57264418
I would attend to watch that.
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I SAID YA BUY ONE
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>>57264434
lmao are you fucking triggered?
piss off
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>>57264411
>CONTEST is the name of the United Kingdom's counter-terrorism strategy.
>CONTEST is split into four work streams that are known within the counter-terrorism community as the 'four P's': Prevent, Pursue, Protect, and Prepare.
>The purpose of Prevent is to stop people from becoming terrorists or supporting terrorism. This includes countering terrorist ideology and challenging those who promote it, supporting individuals who are especially vulnerable to becoming radicalized, and working with sectors and institutions where the risk of radicalization is assessed to be high.[6]

Universities are obliged to report suspicions of students becoming radicalised. The NUS have chosen to interpret this as an attempt to shut down free speech and criminalise discussion and debate.

The NUs, as usual, are wrong and retarded.
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Genuinely puzzled as to why people think colored people can't be racist
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>>57264476
Agreed, it boycotts Israel and refused to condemn ISIS. I refuse to buy a NUS card
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>>57264486
Reminds me of that stupid advert with the talking body parts all calling men volent wife beaters.
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Why the fuck can't I get a gf lads?

Even fat guys and loser guys get gf
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>would fancy a /brit/ meet
>all the nearest /brit/ posters to me are paki/nignog scum

shame
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>>57264566
doing a /brit/ meet tonight :3
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>>57264472
*hugs u*

>>57264561
confidence and self assurance.
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>>57264554
Yeah but... discounts and that.
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>>57264566
t. west midlands area
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>>57264531
YA GET BLACKED FREE!
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>>57264587
pff im confident so i should have a gf by now.
i never doubt myself
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>>57264544
Ah yes the NUS, the organisation that condemned UKIP and Israel but not ISIS very impressive.
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>>57264607
are you talking to lots of girls?
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Not too sure if democracy is such a good idea desu lads.

When you give everyone a voice then you give all the stupid people a voice too. And there's a lot of stupid people.
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>>57264418
You had your chance but you and the rest of the animals here left Poleaboo alone and humiliated
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>>57264486
But drunk men can consent? So this poster admits that women are inferior to men? seems a bit sexist to me, if she were really a feminist she'd demand to be charged too.

>>57264560
I fucking hate that advert, I cannot believe taxpayer money was spent on coming up with it. the previous ones where a guy is locked in a perspex box watching himself rape a girl and feeling bad was much more effective much less cringey.
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>>57264346
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>>57264539
Why are these people given a platform to spread their mental disease?
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http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/apr/01/man-made-wife-live-like-slave-domestic-servitude-faces-jail

rasheed is going to jail lads
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>>57264544
>the same lefties that shut down any debates featuring people with 'problematic' views are also against report suspected terrorists

Future leaders.
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>>57264346
Maybe try to find a job at a startup where there's usually a small group and all are programmers so you don't have to be around normies.

>>57264378
Yeah I kind of wish I had someone close that I could enjoy those warm cuddly feels with.

Anyway I don't watch a lot of TV because most of my free time is just shitposting on the internet but I used to follow Star Trek (they air it daily here) and Game of Thrones.
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>>57264346
Did you beat him up?
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Snow fight!! :3
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>>57264598
spot on
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>Girls pretending they're not turned on by a bit of rape

l
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should probably start getting ready
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>>57264622
ive got friends that are girls but aside from that not really. got no problem talking to them though. maybe time 2 go back to the dating apps.

back in high school i used to talk to loads of girls on MSN :(

not the original person btw
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*does a little jig*
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>>57264542
whatever you say mate

when the UK is ruled by sharia law your kind will be the first to die
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>>57264631
>So this poster admits that women are inferior to men?

No, they are superior. Deal with it.
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>>57264655
You sound pretty similar to me 2bh.
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>>57264675
*chuckles to myself*
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>>57264699
really like this post
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>>57264631
I think the worst part about these propaganda pieces is that they are always ratings disabled, comments not available so you can't call them out on their sexist bullshit.
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Very important

http://strawpoll.me/7257276
http://strawpoll.me/7257276
http://strawpoll.me/7257276
http://strawpoll.me/7257276
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could never meet with anyone from here

You all sound like wrongings

So sad!
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>>57264632
>Dat rump
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2.5 lbs of pork shoulder in the oven lads
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just had 3 wanks in one session
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>>57264627
think democracy as a whole will go through a large reform in the next 50 years, as people realise not everyone is equal, not all opinions or beliefs are equal and most aren't valuable in the slightest
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>>57264755
>wrongings
kek
what a wrongun
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>>57264800
Maybe but it wont go the way you think. Anyone that is right wing wont be allowed to vote.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuAZTWGfQTs

spring is here lads i feel great
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>>57264734
>more kpop than gayposting

time to sort your lives out
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>>57263564
That's a great pic

Would sniff and lick that bulge tbf

Got anymore like this?
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>>57264663
Nah, I was lame and just didn't show up anymore. It was a Friday. I felt like crying, tbqh. But I'd rather not be around people who got promoted from the ground up, learning to do things, because they are not gonna be as smart as people in academia.

>>57264655
Yeah, thanks.
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Arguing over at /r/Ireland lads
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>All these antikpop homosexuals
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(19)84 get
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>>57264721
Most people on 4chins usually have some personality traits in common britfriend :3
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>>57264846
kpop is an important pillar of the /brit/ community tbqh
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>>57264886
God bless you big daddy government. Heil the state.
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need to get out of bed
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browsin' the 'chon
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>>57264899
/brit/ = British culture
Kpop is the complete opposite of that you fucking NONCE
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>>57264882
turn your pretty little greenflag back on and we might stop :3
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I've only had a ceral bar and a few sips of water all day because the plumbe has demolished my bathroom and I'm not walking 10 minutes to the nearest pub to use their loo.

So thirsty
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need to move
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not agay but i'd take fagposting over chinkposting

Chinkposting is genuinely the worst thing humanity has produced
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>>57264899
>>57264882
>>57264846
Just deal with the fact that no one likes your fucking autistic k-pop obsession shitting up these semi-normie threads. Did you know that being gay is now normie as fuck but K-Pop isn't?!

Look at k-pop threads on /mu/. Pure autism.
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>>57264925
>t. grime idiot
>>
>See some Hemp milk freely on sale at Tesco not even trying to hide it or anything
>Sneakily buy someone before the police come
>Drink it
>Don't get high at all

Wtf lads?
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>>57264932
Piss in the sink.
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>>57264346
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>>57264890
True. x
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>>57264886
These people can only be described as truly evil.
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>>57264968
That's gone too, and I can't piss in the kitchen sink because that's where my dirty dishes live. And I'll be fucked in I'm cleaning them until I have to
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>>57264932
take a piss outside la
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>>57264899
fuck off you little shit
no one cares about your autistic nofriends nolife should have sucidied 5 years ago obsession

FUCK OFF
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>not everyone is equal, not all opinions or beliefs are equal and most aren't valuable in the slightest
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>>57264965
>Did you know that being gay is now normie as fuck but K-Pop isn't?!

If it's normie it doesn't belong here.
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>>57264899
I concur
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>>57264966
would much rather have people non-stop posting grime artists than smelly korean cunts
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>>57264858
I don't know how it works in Britain but here when someone pursues a PhD it's usually sort of implied that they'll have some kind of research position available at the university unless their position is over saturated.

If you are interested in academia then you should try pursuing a research job there.

It can be hard though to come back to it if you've spent some time outside of it.

You should have confronted those people that made fun of you though.
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fs john

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc6Uqn7VMOw&feature=youtu.be

>as long as you're all white

lovely banter
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>>57264966
it's more British than chinky pop
white chinky pop artists - 0
white grime artists - loads

checkmate.
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>>57264982
that's the people you've voted for
at least bring yourself to your senses and vote for brexit for your own sake
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>>57265029
So do chinks replicate through mitosis or what?
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Ah yes posting nigger babble music is essential British culture.
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>>57264886

>Life under a Cuckservative government
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>>57265036
>the 7th (seventh) best dressed man in the entire world
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i Wouldn't mind if kpop was even remotely listenable

But it isnt

Its really really bad

So awful!
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>>57264925
>>57264965
>>57265019
>autism

>>57265029
Good lad
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>This is my bright idea!!
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>>57264970
What kind of boys do you like britanon :3
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>>57265052
Everyone sane is voting to leave the EU.
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>>57265052
>that's the people you've voted for

>You vote for the police
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do the kpop lads have beef with the jpop lads
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>>57265078
wait are you implying he's not? wouldn't expect some neckbeard koreaboo to know much about fashion
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>>57265117
>/brit/
>sane
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>>57265095
you will live and die alone
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>>57265039
>are you feeling white headed?

top quality banter
>>
>That one homoposter refreshing his IP so he can vote 20 times.
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>>57265075
Labour are the ones who introduced all of this Big Brother shit. They are both awful.
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>>57265038
Nah, I had to compete for funding anyway to do my PhD. It was difficult as well because I went straight from Bachelor to PhD. It's even more difficult to find a job without having to move around, which is difficult to do with a bf of 5 years and his work.
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doing a listen
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So after we don't leave the EU, what will UKIP do next?
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>>57265138
no i'm the grime poster ya mong
just find it fascinating how he earnt that title purely from wearing plain white or black tracksuits
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>>57265133
yes. there's a turf war going on for control of the site
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>>57265119
the police department is subject to the government and they have the power to depose the director
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>>57265027
/brit/ has a fair amount of half-normies to be honest
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>>57265133
no, we are all part of the eastern asian music coalition
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>>57265142
Autism is a development fault, not mental illness.
>>
free university is fucking dumb. The government should provide loans but you should have to pay them back.
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>wouldn't expect some neckbeard koreaboo to know much about fashion
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>>57265171
after farage has completed his goal he will ascend to a higher dimension and rid that one of pakis
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>>57265133
>implying there's a difference

Nonce music through and through

Imagine these people were your son's

Smdh familiar
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>>57265164

MUH LABOUR

This is what the Cuckservative says when you insult his mummies and daddies in government
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>>57265133
I don't have beef with them, I just can't get into it

>>57265145
>projecting
>>
Is this "poleaboo" guy real or is he just an enigma. What the fuck.
>>
>>57265171
Immigrants
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>>57265220
t. it's my mum's fault for getting me vaccinated
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>>57265220
is both
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>>57265193
oh sorry lad haha
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>>57265171
For months the polls have all shown we are leaving.
Common sense will prevail.
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>>57265133
nothing wrong with jpop desu
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>>57265171
try and win thanet south back lmao
>>
saw a really cute girl in a hijab today

wanted to liberate her from the patriarchy that is islamism
>>
>>57264854
Nah sorry.
Goodnight poofs xox sweet dreams
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>>57265246
Why doesn't jpop appeal to you?
>>
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>>57265285
Short of a bombing in London a week before the polls we're not leaving
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>>57265114
I like all sorts but I suppose especially cute, shy, slightly fem ones. What about you? x
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SEE ME IN YOUR TOWN WITH THE POUNDS OF THE HAZE

GREEN AND PURPLE GREEN AND PURPLE GREEN AND PURPLE GREEN AND PURPLE
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>>57265165
>I went straight from Bachelor to PhD
That's almost impossible to do here but you guys have a much more fleshed out university culture. Ours is rule heavy and unproductive. (personally I don't wanna work in academia because ours is just shit and I'm not good enough to ever make it to some good foreign institution)

I don't know what to tell you. I think the working at a startup idea still might be best if you can find it. You really wouldn't have to interact with non programming normies and no one would bully you for being introverted but you might find it boring because most startups are simple web dev companies.
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>>57264346
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>>57265313
is that a euphemism
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>>57265313
Why are unis such leftist shitholes?
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>>57265308
>>57265343
Ah yes this is much better than kpop
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>>57265316
Keep telling yourself that, Van Rompuy.
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>>57265310
I think I'm just more used to the western influence in kpop, I also prefer the Korean language over Japanese.
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Reminder to fight for your rights
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just created a new word lads

social hedonism
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>>57265357
Full of students 2bh
>>
>>57265412
rip
>>
The taxpayer should subsidise my degeneracy!!!! IM IMPORTANT AND HAVE RIGHTS
>>
caralad

do you have a good set of cara fakes? (or reals)
>>
>>57265444
>>57265444
>>57265444
>>57265444
>>
i'm smoking something green
i'm drinking something blue
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>>57265412

I Got banned at pretty much the same time haha
>>
might try and become a janny to drive out kpop scum tbf
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>>57265319
I like guys that are bigger than me (which isn't hard because I'm a skeleton). Someone that I can feel really safe and comfy in their strong arms.

I'm shy and a bit autistic but I'm not a cute fem twinkboy ;_;
Just an average skinny cunt.
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>>57265504
Top lad

Drive out the dutch carabot too
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>>57265335
Thanks, m8, will take advice into consideration. It's one of the great advantages of academia in the UK, it's pretty great. In contrast, one of my co-authors in Taiwan spent something like at least 10 years in university to get her PhD, I managed in 6 to do my Bachelor and PhD.

>Ours is rule heavy and unproductive. (personally I don't wanna work in academia because ours is just shit and I'm not good enough to ever make it to some good foreign institution)
You can make it, you just have to be interested in something. If you have a good supervisor, you can grow a lot, I know I did.
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>>57265536
Fag lol
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