Gay lads IN edition
cara
crayon pop
>>57262903
w2c shoes
Jimin
despise faggots
>>57262903
Cara has gigantic hands.
Kyary
>>57262934
Fuck off Peter Hitchens
blacks unironically believe OJ Simpson isn't a murderer
>>57262963
>>57262933
>>57262913
good posts
stop the gays
>tfw no Bookgf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWh1f301Xb0
Babymetal
Le memes le spam le circljerk xD
Is Are Pete dying? Haven't seen him on the TV in months
>>57262903
fantastic contribution
>>57262943
and boy feet
Still not quite recovered from my mum's bullying yesterday lads
Never doing an April fools again
>>57262903
She's so gaunt and skeletal. If only she'd shave the eyebrows she'd be perfect
>>57263005
jpop is for pedos
>>57263047
wish you and your mong of a mother would fuck off
>>57263039
Post feet
thinking about north korea escalation scenarios
>gay lads in
>doesn't post gay webm or gif
>>57262886
Sydney, where in the uk are you?
>>57262900
c u soon xo
>>57263021
just getting old la
>>57263047
reeeeeeeeeeeeallllllllllly don't want to get out of bed haha
Got a job interview on Monday.
>>57263047
my gimmick check the archives 1 week ago
>>57262903
Not so sure of this desu
>>57263047
is this real?
fucking hell you got roasted
>>57263021
>the main lesson of history is that nobody learns any lessons from history
>>57263080
What
I'm not the normal autist who normally posts mum texts
My mum can spell thank you very much
>>57263126
what's the job lad?
>>57263126
good luck
Why is this thread full of workingclass northerners?
>>57263087
Cheshire, kinda near Manchester. Think I'd prefer living in Sydney 2bh x
>>57263160
FOSP (Fuck off Southern poof)
>>57263160
We all worked in the steelmill and ow have nothing better to do
when i go to uk and speak with heavy eastern euro accent will slags make fun of me
>>57263126
don't forget me when you elevate to normiedom x
gays out
>>57263140
my mistake, please accept my apology for calling your mother stupid.
>>57263149
Just a boring administration job
>>57263158
thanks lad
Going to watch the chronicles of Riddick films today lads, been ages since I watched them and I haven't even seen the one that came out in 2013, is it any good?
>>57263136
on the fence with this
>>57263160
E E E E E E
E
E
B
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GOOM
>>57263190
Giggled a bit desu
>2nd of April
STOP.
>>57263149
mamadou sakho's hairstylist
it's an all action role desu.
>>57263117
This is me.
I gotta tidy my flat and have a proper spring clean. It's fucking minging.
Really wish I didn't live in a shithole in South Wales.
I really want to dress up a lot smarter and with a lot more class. But when you're walking around some grey, rainy, decrepit decaying 70s town among people wearing trackies and North Face waterpoof overcoats, you just look like a retard. I know where you live shouldn't dictate your style, but it still just feels retarded. Especially when you're not in a city at least.
>>57262913
>>57262933
>>57262963
>>57263005
less CHINKS more TWINKS
Kyary did a tweet today that I was able to fully understand without looking anything up. I truly am a moon master.
>>57263204
Depends, are you the light side of brown with muscles and a huge crotch whilst flaccid? Are you wearing a tight t-shirt and ogling their chest?
If so, yes. Otherwise, no.
>>57263209
I won't, I'll get a car and drive down to Somerset x
>>57262902
>no Aston villa memorabilia
Imposter
>>57263268
Kill your self weaboo prick
>>57262899
>Gay lads IN edition
Well marhaba lads
>>57263268
what does it say?
Alright lads, hows your weekend so far?
Poleaboo will try to shave today
>>57263268
>>57262902
You can literally get a triple decker sandwich in the Sainsbury meal deal - but YOU go to Tescos like a plebiscite
>family is visiting in an hour
Oh joy.
any of you gay lads need a bf?
>>57263204
Vocaroo so the /brit/ gays can make fun of you
>>57263326
every day is the weeknd for me
>>57263318
can you not read mate?
it clearly says
今日は12キロ歩いた、、ふぅ、、
>>57263318
Today I walked 12km...Phew...[picture of a flower]
>>57263349
Yeah
>>57263160
Because this is a white general, you wouldn't understand.
#gymflow
Why do all retail parks in Britain look exactly the same? Do the companies that design them discourage any creativity? They all have the same layout, the same steel posts lining the shops with cheap overhangs above the store sign.
Is it simply a cost-saving thing?
>>57263371
ah thanks
>>57263376
noncense
KO NI CHI WAAAA
>>57263376
>Walking 12km in a day
Literally "african fetching water from the nearest well" tier
gutted the names are gone and that the thread is full of chink posters
So sad!
>>57263268
kys
>>57263263
Tall poppy syndrome Las, either move or it's gonna get harder
>>57263326
It's been okay.
Watching Mad Max atm. Waiting for F1 Bahrain qualifying
>>57263407
Space efficiency?
>>57263231
The recent one is very similar to the first one.
>>57263386
let's be bf and bf
>>57263414
Skepta mentioned
>>57263407
Might be regulation
Is a bit odd though since they are ugly as fuck
>>57263407
same people that design british towns
Saw a paki at Tesco buying 2 reduced to clear help for heroes easter eggs.
Think he plans to burn them?
>>57263432
>tfw kept fucking up typing mad max it turned into a meme on /sp/
>>57263456
Hope Devilman shoots him lmao
>>57263394
>this is a white general
Citation needed
>>57263326
much better now that the layout is back
>>57263432
Poleaboo isn't a big F1 fan or a fan at all but he tries to watch since everything looks so pretty
>>57263488
post chicken
>literally no gay shit
Bad thread
https://youtu.be/yc6Uqn7VMOw
This happened to me lads, only it was a powder fire extinguisher that went off and I almost suffocated.
I threw up when they finally stopped the van and let me out.
>>57263488
Tyrone
>>57263488
>Screenshot
>>57263488
>fat shitskin hands
>>57263488
Fuck you're fat.
>>57263488
holy shit its big narstie
>>57263407
The same reason churches look the same - they're places of worship. It's just that instead of the Lord and His Gospel, we go there to pray at the alter of capitalism and sacrifice to it the products of our labour.
>>57263264
Yessir
>>57263171
See you on this side xox
>>57263126
Best of luck m8 <3
bath spa we go hard
>>57263488
Big hands desu
Going to amarican in a few months can I say you are my black friend so I don't get shot?
>>57263263
Move up north to comfy Gwynedd lad
>>57263422
>Not keeping yourself in shape for the coming race war
I walk 14 miles and cycle 7 miles both 3 times a week along with lifting weights. What's your excuse? Fatty
>>57263488
Poleaboo welcomes you to the thread
He wonders what your opinion on his university suspension and ongoing legal problems are?
>The same reason churches look the same - they're places of worship. It's just that instead of the Lord and His Gospel, we go there to pray at the alter of capitalism and sacrifice to it the products of our labour.
>>57263455
I would really like that. Want to move over here or should I move over there?
name gimmick was funny at first but wore off quickly innit
>>57263569
That we do
http://www.bathchronicle.co.uk/Man-kicked-punched-wing-mirrors-seven-cars-parked/story-28876548-detail/story.html
>>57263488
Grime desu mate
>>57263557
KEK
>>57263532
Cant stand working class blokey banter tbf
>>57263473
>>57263488
Those are some proper sausage fingers.
>>57263633
*does a poo on top of it*
Rorkes BTFO
>>57263633
Can't believe we haven't genocided pakis yet
Post more twink tabh
>Cakes, Desserts, Halal
Reckon this is worth it lads?
Going out for dinner with 8/10 girl today lads.
Advice?
>>57262903
this 2bh
>>57263692
don't fuck it up
I'm back lads.
Did you miss me?
You sodemites will suffer through eternal damnation once this wicked world has fallen
>>57263662
Nothing wrong with that mate
>>57263692
Tell her about your friends of /Brit/
>>57263263
what town?
>>57263679
>>57263263
wish i had an excuse to wear suits but i work in retail and do nothing in my spare time
>>57263592
Try to have sex with her
>>57263684
doxxed
>>57263604
I would be ok with moving to Britain if I could get a job (i'm a programmer) but I'm afraid the chavs and lads would bully me ;___;
Also you guys are gonna leave the EU soon so I'm not sure if either one of us could move.
>>57263692
Act really nervous and shake and look away from her most of the time, she will think it's really cute
Be sure to talk about your favourite animes - and if she looks bored just keep talking about it more! It will make her more interested in what you have to say.
>UK citizens will be required to collect their Iranian visas in Dublin which is the nearest Embassy to the UK.
>>57263692
Dont go for her willy straight away, play with the arse a bit
>>57263720
Cut your nails.
>>57263684
>Didsbury
Fuck off literal billionaire
>>57263720
Jesus Christ you hands are fucking odd
>>57263684
>tfw you live in Birmingham
>literally everything is halal
Hello where are the names
>>57263692
Just b urself
>>57263768
>9.2 miles away
I don't live in Didsbury
>>57263750
Aww. I would protect you from the chavs and lads. :) I see jobs for programmers online all the time.
>>57263633
Fairly sure that's a rorke false flag. Either that or that bloke has actually started to believe the memes
>>57263757
Usually bite em desu
>>57263771
Your sister didn't complain when I fingered her
>>57263684
>Living in Didsbury
Chorlton-Cum-Hardy master race.
>>57263720
what is that strand-like thing between your index and middle finger?
>>57263802
>Fairly sure that's a rorke false flag
bizarro rasheed
>>57263768
DIDSBURY MENTIONED WAHEYYYYY
>>57263750
You won't get bullied mate it rarely happens :)
>>57263750
I would bully the fuck out of you yer sissy cunt
t. Chav lad
>>57263790
*Traces a 9.2 mile circle around the cake shop*
Gonna be seeing me REAL soon xx
>>57263813
Don't have one love
You must be mixed up with yours you cheeky inbred cunt :~)))
>>57263774
Halal Haribo Tangfastics are fucking horrible.
>>57263813
I think you're the only person who could finger a bird and have her ask "is it in yet".
>>57263823
bet you're a nell lane estate scummer
Nu-males have got to be the worst thing tbf
>>57263692
b urself
Also are you paying?
Is it a friend?
Would this scum in this thread feel worse if their lack of attention given to Poleaboo resulted in his suicide or in him committed a large scale terrorist attack?
>Premium cables
Why do people pay money for these memes?
>>57263750
Come to London
Il pamper your boipucci
Nu-metal have got to be the best thing tbf
>>57263802
>>57263857
You'd have to get through me first.
>>57263823
fuck off povvo
>>57263904
so i can watch my films in 2x speed duh
Don't reply to him
>>57263917
I'm not sure what any of this proves to be fair
>>57263866
How the fuck did you work this one out?
I've just shown you they're fat and sausage like
>>57263750
They mistakes us for polish m8, nobody gives a fuck
>>57263720
Better than skelly twig arms ;_;
>>57263795
:3
>>57263857
pls no
>>57263869
>nell lane estate
I have never been so insulted. Meet me at the water park in 10 minutes and I'll have you, cunt.
ignore him and maybe he WILL kill himself
So glad!
>>57263917
This is clearly another false flag muslims dindu nuffin
>>57263874
Poleaboo has shown many times he's a thick cunt
He would never be capable of pulling it off
Lads how do you wipe?
Scrunch or fold?
Do you wet the paper?
>>57263976
bring your sister
>>57263874
As long as he doesn't bomb me I couldn't give a shit about him.
>>57263871
>Also are you paying?
I invited her so yeah, I'm paying.
>Is it a friend?
She's a friend's coursemate, I've met her at several parties.
>>57263789
>>57263871
>>57263709
>Just b urself
>b urself
>don't fuck it up
ok thanks lads
>>57263728
>>57263751
>>57263755
bad ideas tbqh
>>57264001
Poleaboo has actually done a lot to prove his intelligence, mostly in relation to the "stalking"
How many Chorlton/Didsbury lads do we have in this thread?
Literally just listening to metal on an MDMA comedown what am I like lads
>>57264007
Hang my bum over the sink and clean with hot soapy water because i'm not an animal
You dirt bag
>>57264027
be on /brit/ the entire date so we can update you with advice :^)
>>57263976
*smashes your head off the pavement*
You fucking what then dickhead?
Think you can just come to MY country you dirty fucking bender
*gives you a finishing blow to your face*
*empties your pockets for valuables*
*leaves you on the ground and leg it*
>>57263870
What's a nu-male when it's at home?
belfast > edinburgh
>>57263949
A claim was made that it was a falseflag, that post shows mudshits being mudshits with them fully visible in the picture.
>>57263754
Why are you going to Iran?
>>57264020
What about the swarms of normies that are sure to lose their precious lives?
>>57264052
Poleaboo could not work out Rochdale was in Greater Manchester
This is another level of stupidity
>>57263980
meet me outside the oxfam bookshop i'll box you in
>>57263976
I don't think you are white enough to be welcome here.
>>57264118
Can you stop referring to yourself as Poleaboo quit attention seeking
>>57263750
>chavs and lads
Chavs are a small minority and they're looked down upon by most people in the UK. Don't take the memes too seriously.
r8 dnt h8
>>57264070
Male feminist/sjw types
>>57263976
Cute hand, I would hold it. x
>>57264102
See a man about a dog
devastatingly bored
all i wanna do is eat
>>57263987
>>57263942
Thank you for proving that Poleaboos crusade is a righteous one
You people deserve what you get
>>57264001
No, but it would be hilarious watching him fuck it up. It would probably be a second situation like the one who crashed into a bollard at Glasgow airport, his bomb didn't work, he got burns from the crash and the jock kicked him in the balls so hard he broke a tendon.
>>57264151
*h8s*
>>57264151
Would accept a tugging from desu
>>57264151
9/10
All i wanna do is get my pussy sucked
>>57264141
Are you a fucking mong
I'm someone else speaking to him
Is there a grown male in here with wrists thinner than this? Bear in mind I weigh 12 stone.
>>57264007
Fold.
Dry to remove bulk and then polish with spit wet paper.
>>57264218
Lol my cock is that thick
>>57264185
It's scary reading about how little you have to do to get handed a 20 year sentence
Literally thought crimes
>>57264134
I always thought I was pretty pale guess i'm not for UK standards.
>>57264159
>tfw no brit bf to hold hands with while we watch tv covered under a blanket with me resting my head on his shoulder
>>57264180
U wot m8
Reminder that you have a duty to PREVENT the radicalisation of vulnerable people
https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/97976/prevent-strategy-review.pdf
>>57264027
She agreed to go on a date with you, she likes you so don't worry, you lucky cunt.
>>57264155
But they're all pussies in real life lol.
Just take the piss out of them a bit and they absolutely crumble. Doesn't matter what shit they write on their blogs
I don't have much of a libido lads, but I still don't want to be cucked.
Where do I find a frigid wife so we can have sex a couple of times to produce children and then largely stop doing it without her becoming sexually frustrated and fucking others behind my back?
I am reasonably well-off so I should have no problems supporting an upper middle class lifestyle for the family and a good upbringing for the children. I need a wife to manage the household and take to social functions.
The Victorians had it right to be honest.
>>57264198
would possibly oblige desu
>>57264202
nice.
>One of my housemates has taken my cutlery out my drawer, put it in another housmates drawer and put her own cutlery in my drawer and put a sticker on the outside with her name on it
How is this not rude as fuck?
God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.
>>57264164
Dogs are haraam, think you're being swindled
>>57264070
>>57264248
post it
>>57264218
mine's the same but i weigh about 9st
http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/what-its-like-taking-a-grown-mans-virginity
>>57264281
Marry a muslim girl then after she's had your kids make her get herself circumsised so she can never have sex again without unbearable agony
how do i get a job without an interview?
>phd compsci
>could write about anything with some research but lack motivation
>quit my job as a software developer for the nhs because people made fun of me behind my back and finally one made fun of me without realising im there, basically that i don't socialise while they are talking all day
How can you put programmers and """"analysts"""" in the same room. all non-programmers were what normies consider "smart".
I left academia only wanting to go back.
All i want is to do work in an office with a closed door, not fucking listen to you talk at work, I'm not at work to make friends. Will post qts for advice.
>>57264281
Why not look on ways to increase your libido?
>>57264127
>the oxfam bookshop
The one by the four banks? It's a date.
>>57264269
>All these racist rorkes saying Britain is becoming a non-white country
And what if it did? Why are you so scared of being a minority you racist?
Why do you care what race your kids are anyway? Your BLACK ancestors certainly didn't..
>>57264264
That sounds so perfect :( what TV shows do you like?
>>57264218
Mines thinner, I'm really Skinny, weigh 60kg and 6"2 so you could imagine a lanky bastard
>>57264207
Stop posting about him then no one gives a FUCK
He's probably imaginary anyway
>>57264367
>preventing PREVENT
Literally distribution of terrorist literature, forwarding this to MI5
>>57264346
>how do i get a job without an interview?
Ask your billionaire daddy
>>57264367
>Preventing PREVENT
wat?
Business idea: another /brit/ meetup in Manchester where I smack the fuck out of poleaboo
>>57264288
Just bin her shit desu.
>>57264378
i don't know why you torture yourself like this
i couldn't do it
>>57264346
really sick of this fucking faggot shitting up every thread every day
Poleaboo is going to start writing his book today
Autobiographical novelisation of his recent life events with a new ending
>>57264269
Sheik said that shit was a joke
>>57264268
You and /brit/ are bad, you are mean to Poleaboo, that leaves no quarter when Poleaboo can be happy, hence you deserve the same fate as all the others who wronged him
>>57264367
god i love thick lips on womyn
>>57264358
Why would I do that? Sex has always felt like a waste of time.
>>57264342
I would prefer a good Christian. Maybe I could get a Muslim girl to convert, although I understand her family would be angry about it.
>>57264367
Doubt she could PREVENT my seduction attempts desu
>>57264418
you smack the fuck out of me and i'll beat the shit into you
>>57264407
my bf is the same age :(
>>57264423
idk either
>>57264369
we are a different species to black people due to our neanderthal admixture
i don't want lions and tigers roaming the streets so why would i want non whites?
>>57264367
The NUS is just awful.
What kind of name is poleaboo, I think your parents meant to say polar bear
