Me and the mandem edition
crayon pop
by god this is the shittiest fucking general fuck all of you
>When someone near me suggests we shouldn't be taking in every Syrian refugee and giving our wives, gfs, sisters and mothers to them for comfort.
>you're a cuckist, you cuck
>don't badmouth hitler
>ooh i am miffed right now, if my pals on /pol/ heard you badmouth the fuhrer... lets just say there would be a lot of mean comments on your twitter from people with anime avatars right now
>>57260342
>he lives in worse poverty than literal niggers in Africa
Get fucked ya gypo nonce
anime
>>57260366
more like >>>/trash/
doing a poo
>>57260342
you're just mad you aren't one of the /brit/boys haha
>>57260380
Both Labour and Conservatives are Neo-Cons who are economically right wing and socially left wing.
>>57260382
>his government gives gyppos welfare
>his government wants to give turkey visa free travel
>his government wants 75 million roaches and the 5 million gypsies among them into EU borders
LMAOing at ur lyfe
>>57260342
how much metal did you have to steal to afford a computer
>>57260366
Kill yourself my man
the gf
Note to self: stop doing anything
>people on the spectrum placing parties on the political spectrum
poetry
Sissies
>>57260435
she's all eyebrows
>>57260405
Proof that you get what you pay for with education
What a complete fucking mong
there is no reason why birmingham shouldn't be nuked
One of those nights where every girl in the club has BF or is a lesbian or knows the promoters so you have no chance with her
Jimin (and Seolhyun)
>>57260480
Post more Seolhyun
So why exactly is diversity so desperately wanted in every town and city? Why does every town and city HAVE to have people of every single race and culture in it? I don't understand it. Who are you showing off to?
>>57260460
he's right about the turkroaches though
>>57260282
>Economically socialist, yes.
>Societally right wing.
Didnt know that Corporatism was Socialist desu. The NAzi party was a Fascist part senpai. And they barely had an economic policy after Hjalmar Schacht left the party and he just continued Keynesian policies started by the Weimar government just before it died. Doesnt make them socialist since the socialist wing of the party (strasser Brothers) was massacred on the Night of the Long knives
>the international break is over
fucking finally lads
>>57260470
>the main transport hub in the centre of the country
Britain would collapse within 48 hours
>>57260498
diversity is our strength
red velvet ranking:
irene
yeri
------
who cares?!
where's my snare
talking about spirituality with the lads
>>57260498
It's a lefty idea of utopia that every race and culture can live harmoniously side by side. It's the ultimate portrayal that you are not racist. Because you can't be not racist and live in an all white town, it doesn't compute to them
>>57260520
>the international break
>international games are played
the premier league season is the international break
>>57260501
Well hes not because our government doesn't support it
>>57260440
mean
>>57260435
That's kind of freaky, she's almost exactly how I'd picture Sophie & Maisie's love child
Kinda want to get back into the online dating game but don't want to make a POF profile all over again
What do
I would let a man wank me off but i wouldn't wank off another man
>New Thomas the Tank Engine characters are Indian and Brazilian etc to show kids that other cultures exist
>Move to any non-White country and their tv is catered to themselves
>>57260619
currently talking to a Philippino about headaches
>moved here from /britfeel/
Yep. That thread is totally dead now.
RIP
me with the morrisons bag
>>57260629
gas yourself
>>57260632
>cutting the guy out
autism
>>57260447
If I looked like this I would be very very happy
there's no snare in my headphones
Off into town lads, what should I do.
>>57260644
Which is weird since it has way more unique posters but moves at 1/100th the rate.
>>57260638
thats great
so do you do the "i am so cool and awesome look at me" profile or "i am perfect boyfriend material" profile
>Nigel Farage accused of hypocrisy over vote against EU law that could have helped British steel
I'll be voting Veritas next time.
>>57260576
>>57260632
british girls are so gross
honestly don't even mind you are being ethnically replaced because you are genuinely ugly fucks
>>57260653
Why the north korean flag
banter about
Why is it that lefties are obsessed with "representation"? Like, if a TV show doesn't have an Indian in it, you are basically saying Indians don't exist and they are worthless and less than you? Why is it so terrible and evil that people want their towns, tv shows, whatever, to cater to themselves?
>>57260653
Is there anyone in the communist party that isn't an old beardy weirdy?
Even the kids these days who join grow out of it.
>>57260679
did the 'I like jpop' profile
>>57260702
because they have bravely resisted western capitalist imperialist oppressors
>>57260382
and africa niggerdom tier poverty still gives us better internet than your shitskin utopia
>1gbit/second for 2 euros/month
>>57260663
Describe what you look like now
>>57260691
y u mad tho
>4 year olds talking about sex, transgenders, social contructs etc
>They don't get it from their parents
>>57260707
Don't try and reason with it, it just devolves into them screaming racist and giving you a smug look.
>>57260644
Hope that doesn't mean there's gonna be a load of weird autistic freaks flooding here
Rule of thumb is:
If you haven't shagged at least one bird then GET THE FUCK OUT
>>57260714
only people with mental issues still have leftist views past age 25
>>57260638
What website lad?
>>57260767
>20s virgin with a job and no addictions
too normie for /britfeel/
too abnormie for /brit/
i have no snare in my headphones
>>57260794
asian dating site
>>57260752
just trying for some (you)s, although I do believe what I posted
>>57260733
Is this where our eu money goes
>>57260707
Multiculturalism is a religious belief. Anything that conflicts with it is either ignored, distorted so much it can fit into the belief system, or shouted down with a prepared selection of buzzwords.
>>57260767
Yeah fucking right.
Don't forget you're still on 4chan at the end of the day.
>>57260799
>/brit/
>normie
>>57260799
>too normie for /britfeel/
>too abnormie for /brit/
Too real
>>57260767
abnormie posting > normie posting
Just tried to buy a knife online and it says it didn't pass the customs check . I'm done for lads
>>57260799
Hello brother.
been shit posting on youtube videos for a few years now and only just noticed at some point google+ decided to delete my username and replace it with my full name along with putting all my personal details on my youtube account. Fuck sake lads.
>Multiculturalism is a religious belief. Anything that conflicts with it is either ignored, distorted so much it can fit into the belief system, or shouted down with a prepared selection of buzzwords.
>>57260726
haha this isnt even a joke is it
>>57260836
Fuck off Chad
>>57260826
partly
also because we have actual competition between telecom companies
you have stupid regulations lobbied by corporations with trusts, so no new companies can ever emerge
so you are left with a shittier internet than fucking moldova for up to 100 times bigger price
http://strawpoll.me/7256580
>>57260750
Where did you get that pic from
>>57260767
ive shagged 3 birds but havent had sex in nearly 5 years now so i belong here
i seem to flip from being useless with women to "fucking hell this bird is really into me" but still nothing happens
ever
>>57260831
>too normie for 4chan
>too abnormie for the real world
>>57260829
>implying it's not economical
cucking a fellow 'choner
>C*nada starts posting
being cucked by a 'choner
wanking to 'choner cuck porn
>>57260891
moldova can you tell us more about moldova
what are night clubs and gigs like
do you have a group of friends that you meet up with and do drugs with
>>57260921
Why not give the locals an incentive to have more kids instead of importing fuckloads.
apparently she was dancing with everyone else but me and i swear i danced with her
might as well end it all lads
>>57260967
>what are night clubs and gigs
it's pretty much the only thing worth coming to this place, considering it's cheap as fuck and all our women are trashy sluts
>>57260979
Like what? We already pay the underclass too much for having more kids than they can afford.
Hitler tried medals, would that work?
>>57261000
Post Moldovan slags
The SJW religion stems from deep emotional imbalance. These people are so insecure they mostly manifest it through intense narcissism though most are also very bipolar. They have it all figured out. They are the super tolerant and compassionate ones, they are the good people and everyone else is bad, evil, racist, trans-deniers, ableist. It is their duty as the enlightened ones to educate all the white savages.
These mongs fantasise about communism etc because it is a coping mechanism, they imagine themselves leading the revolution and becoming the vanguard leading all the proles to liberation, they basically see themselves as godlike. The bigger the insecurity the bigger the compensatory reaction.
>>57260888
who is she
Why do so many women that are interested and talk to me have a boyfriend
Cuck fantasies or what?
desu these obsessed freaks have made this general unbearable over the past few weeks
>>57261035
>conflating liberals and communists
stop this meme
>>57261035
not reading any of that
>>57261025
this one is from my high school
currently resides in the UK
>>57261075
dunno her name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avYh8pPV_sU
Cos i still love you(please come back to me)
I still love you(you make my life complete)
I, i still love(youre everything i need)
>>57261114
Where in the UK
Does she eat ass?
Just feels like I'm never gonna get a GF again lads. Even if I work hard and keep moving on with life and trying it's just never gonna happen and I don't know why, I've got creative talent and friends and I have goals in life so what am I doing wrong?
I just don't understand, all my previous GFs just made it really obvious they were interested or just threw themselves at me but I was a massive autist back then so I should be doing better now :(
>>57261161
I wouldn't know, I haven't benised her
doubt she would enjoy the company of cucks, though
>>57261170
Why are you here, posting this?
Just to hurt us?
>>57261077
OH MY GOD
what are you doing
THE JANNY IS GOING TO F*CK BLOW HIS NUT
>>57261214
I'm in pain too I haven't had sex in 5 years man!!
>>57261228
That's not a brit thead, it's just one autist talking about his fake rolex
Lads what's a weapon that I can keep in my uni flat to protect myself that won't get me in trouble? There has been a string of "home invasions" (people break Into your flat, beat you up and take your shit) over Easter and I'm getting worried.
I haven't been in a fight since year 6 so I'll need a weapon, just don't want to end up getting arrested afterwards. I think a knife would be better than a baseball bat because they could grab and stop it right? I don't know just freaking out a bit.
>>57261210
Not a cuck, I'm an alpha that cucks others
What city is she in? She's most likely working as a prossie here desu
nice timing there
https://youtu.be/06cG4Q5fT0k?t=13m15s
>>57261269
I'd use the bat but keep a knife as a backup, you wanna knock em out not kill em
>>57261269
bicycle wheel
>>57261269
It's not worth it, just let them take whatever they want.
>>57261269
Just rape the first one to break in to assert your dominance and become the pack leader
How do we punish the town planners of the U.K. for destroying our towns and """"cities"""" forever?
>>57261275
>I'm an alpha
>>57261269
One's own intellect.
>>57261170
You need to make the first move led desu
>>57261269
dumbell handle with the collar spun slightly down on one end. these are about a foot long and 1kg of solid iron, with the collar sticking out you can do easily fracture a skull swinging one of these hard
>>57261214
Just wanna get my thoughts and feelings out there. Maybe God will listen and something good will happen. Maybe.
>>57261313
>I'm an alpha
lmao doubt it senpai, you wouldn't be posting here otherwise
>>57261269
Baseball bat
>>57261275
>I'm an alpha that cucks others
Oi my man came here blud
What ends you from pham?
>>57261398
Yeah but you have to gauge their interest and then ask em out. Saying that I only keep "trying" at clubs and that fails every time lol.
There's a girl I keep meaning to ask out but she lives in Sheffield and I only see her when she visits home now and again
But fuck any girl that I meet through friend of a friend, if we hit it off, boom ask em out
Rarely get to meet new people though ffs haha.
>>57261451
Gypsy
>>57261269
watch Home Alone, that should give you some tips
>>57261451
meant for this >>57261275
missed you lads x
>>57261269
If you don't know what you're dong you're more likely to have your own weapon used against you.
>>57261035
>SJW
stopped reading there
>>57261366
town planners barely do anything mate. developers come up with a proposal and use a legalised form of bribery (section 106) to get it approved, if planners reject it it will just get overturned by court appeal.
>>57261413
This is a good choice.
Also, I reckon this is a good weapon for the car.
https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/shop/gb/groceries/sainsburys-wrapping-foil-30m-x--basics-290mm
It's essentially an aluminum bar..
think im in love lads
also in inexperienced/scared hands the baseball bat will be much more combat effective than the knife, just remember when you start swinging your life is on the line so hit em good, dont be worried about giving him bleeding on the brain
>>57261269
I've got a rounders bat behind my door.
better than baseball bats because they're much easier to swung in narrow halls. Thing with baseball bats is they're too long.
>>57261513
>aluminum
foy
>>57261475
>u got a phone bruv? what phone u got?
>>57261487
nah m8, all the gypsies fucked off to france, germany and the UK :^)
thanks for taking one for the team, hope you enjoy the EU as much as we do
Don't do favours for women
>all these yanks
use a cricket bat
>>57261475
Cheshire, friend. Yourself?
>>57261475
Mans from totty n17 senpai, what? You got a problem?
Man will juck you now yakno no long ting
>>57261552
Good advice Ireland
>>57261495
Missed you too x
>>57261513
>Size 235gram
wouldn't put a dent in a creamcake
>>57261472
It's easy to cuck people desu, just don't be an utter flop
Fucking hell lads I only managed to spend £30 in town last night got fucked off my face on MD and Weed as well I mean you can't complain with that to be honest! No fuckin regrets!!
My friends said I did a good impression of a sassy black guy too haha
>>57261539
yeah I have an aliminium baseball bat, except its a little leauge one not a full size so its very light/dextrous
honestly could kill someone in seconds with it if you went ham though
>>57261551
if you get any muslims please send them straight to us x
>>57261594
Would if you swing it hard enough.
>>57261558
cricket bat nowhere near as good for bashing heads in and its liable to break at the handle unless its high quality make
>>57261652
better to walk the plank then be a yank
>>57261622
haha will do bruv
cheerio x
>>57261511
don't be stupid.
planners test the proposal and only a fraction are overturned on appeal
>>57261636
it's fucking cardboard with foil on it
>>57261661
t. man who's never been on the plank
>>57261269
https://www.cps.gov.uk/publications/prosecution/householders.html
'Reasonable force' is okay. Probably gets a bit more complex than that when you look at Precedents. Id say that a Bat/golf club/ stick is Reasonable but a knife is not. Go ask a lawyer if you really want to know
Rounders bat is the best shout ITT desu. Small enough to swing in a hallway and only needs one hand
>>57261684
It's solid. I hit it against my chopping board pretty hard and it barely dented.
>>57261661
>then
just use a rolling pin desuu
committing a poo
>>57261661
if u're a brit then u're a tit
>>57261738
baited
>>57261715
Yep. You put one hand out in front of you, and then put your rounders bat hand behind your shoulder in a ready to swing motion.
If they try and rush you you push them away with your hand then swing the bat and crack them over the head.
I've got on under my bed.
>>57261682
almost nothing makes it to appeal because approval is at 80-85%, since every application has a presumption for approval. but you can be sure that any developer with enough money can s106 his way through.
Trying to decide what to wear to impress my chon bf later
Back from my run lads
*attempts a banter*
>>57261791
White shirt, Purple tie and a sliver watch
No violence, just set off your rape alarm
Belfast > Edinburgh tbqhwy
>>57261797
tips for a begingger?
tried running few months ago and thought I got shin splints so I gave up
>>57261797
good stuff, wouldnt mind seeing a 15% pace increase by next month though
>>57261788
maybe in england where you are cuckold to jews
>>57261797
What app?
>>57261772
raited 5/5
well done
I could get used to this
What is this mean?
>>57261862
what are the worst examples of planning in your opinion?
>>57261855
Yeah, don't run. Cycle instead
>so anon what did you do on Friday night, I didn't see you post any pictures of your night out, you did go out r-right?
>>57261910
london
>>57261797
My PB for ONE single mile is 8:08. And I'm not fat. I have asthma and acid reflux :-(
>>57261914
why would a girl care what i do with my time?
can't decide what to do for lunch lads
>>57261910
The entirety of London
>>57261914
Shut up you sket. Don't ask big man questions
>>57261914
Nah going out tonight mate
>>57261948
do THIS *unzips willy*
>you will never be a british lad
>you will never have mates who love drum and bass
>you will never go to the pub with your mates, then lose eachother at the club, then gather at the kebab place and wait for the night bus to go home
>>57261855
http://www.c25k.com/
>>57261914
why the fuck would I post pictures of my night out, I was busy enjoying myself not taking photos you self-obsessive cunt. All you care about is how others perceive you
*drops mic*
>>57261897
You like something and want it to continue
>>57261910
Milton Keynes
>>57261914
fuck off you UTTER NARCISSIST MY GOD WHY ARE FEMALE BRAINS SO SMALL AND SIMPLE
>>57261910
Lancaster's one-way system
Made it the slowest city in the country
>>57261989
Legit. My nights out are probably way more fun than most, and I think the last pic that I allowed of me to be tagged was about 2 years ago now.
Fuck photographic evidence. It's bullshit narcissist shite.
>>57261925
London would be fine without all the brown people. It's very walkable. More so than Hong Kong or New York.
>>57262021
the skyline is a fucking travesty
>>57261897
Pls respond
>>57261914
*slaps her*
Bitch, don't ever ask me where I've been or what I was out doing ever again, all that matters is that you get me my money, are we clear ho?...
*slaps her again*
Bitch I said are we clear?!
>>57262053
hey x
>>57261946
>>57261960
>>57261989
>>57261993
*scoffs*
Alri anon, guess you enjoyed your night then,.
>>57261980
Pretty sure I went to a club with D&B playing when I visited Budapest. I was completely cunted though, so maybe I was dancing to Rihanna and didn't realise.
P.S. Tried to buy coke off a gypsy and almost got stabbed. Another gypsy repeatedly tried to sell me a carrot.
>>57262053
You like something and want it to continue
>>57262030
That's because of interference from people like English Heritage and Prince Charles who want to protect views of St Pauls from 13 miles away
>>57262053
Someone already did bloody hell South Korea why don't you go back to playing Starcraft 2 or League of Legends or whatever
>>57262061
Good post
need to get off my seat and have a shower and shave my balls too
>>57262071
the dnb scene is pretty big in budapest, theres many big names coming every month and the locals are pretty good too
too bad i dont live there
How do you hands-free cum like this?
in b4 open third eye
>>57262091
You can see St Pauls from Richmond, isn't that a good thing?
>>57262053
>tfw this could be a qt idol posting right now
>>57261980
the last place we would be after a d&b night would be the kebab shop, instead we'd be smoking a joint somewhere on the streets then get the night bus haha
>>57262091
And to add to this, skyline isn't that important. Pudong has one of the best skylines in the world but is total shite at ground level.
>>57261897
You like the way that something is being done and would like it to continue (can also be used to mock/ tease)
E.g Someone does my Washing for me and i reply 'i could get used to this'. Which is teasing them for doing something that is supposed to be done by me
>>57262111
It probably involves not wanking for ages.
Youre all fucking toxic. Go back to /b/.
>>57262104
kaposvar looks cosy
this gay aussie is still here
Just got back from a 4 day ban from the Janny lads, he fucking lost his nutter haha!
How have you all been? God bless
>>57262148
This made me hard
>>57262148
its a gypsy shithole desu
>>57262154
>not being gay
>>57262095
I'll post a link to my blog if you want more
Isn't it a bit racist to have christian churches/cathedals in London? Why aren't they converted to mosques yet?
WHY ARE THE ROCKET LEAGUE SERVERS DOWN!
I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION.
>>57262157
FUCK OFF
>>57262182
fuck off child
Getting back into Cyber Metal lads
>>57262191
*grabs ur arse* or you'll what la?
>>57261170
dont sweat it man the idea is better than the reality just do things you enjoy
>>57262178
Are you a Brit abroad or are you Hungarian? A mate I grew up with has been in Hungary for like 4 years and loves it.
>>57262181
THIS
I'm so glad I have the opportunity to shitpost constantly on /brit/ after a night out where I wonder why I still don't have a girl to shag but at least I had a good time on drugs with my mates???
>Cyber Metal
>>57262236
i am a hungarian britboo
>>57262148
So pretty!
had the worst fucking day of my life lads, wouldn't mind doing a cheeky suicide right now
>i am a hungarian britboo
>>57262224
Cheers man, I mean aside from "no GF" I fucking really enjoy my life and everything is awesome. It's just society's expectations and also feeling somewhat inadequate about it as a result? I wouldn't have a problem otherwise.
>>57262208
You wanna step outside, mate?
