morning fag edition
Kyary
good edition
First for an inclusive and tolerant society
morning lads #2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFzRMAPApVM
Grime desu lads
pic = you in summer
>>57258069
didn't watch lol
Saturday morning, the whole weekend ahead of us. What are you going to achieve /brit/?
>mfw will move to England just before Brexit
wew haha
>>57258068
4>2>3>1
>>57258092
Fritz out
>>57258069
quite glad you posted that 2bh
Hate being a poorfag, lads
>>57258110
>Fritz
We both know that's Muhammed
>>57258092
Fuck off we're full
>>57258087
nothing
Weight is finally moving north. 79.1kg this morning. 100kg bench feels close. 200kg deadlift soon after.
>Why hello m'lady I caught you catching a glimpse of my Smart Watch
>PPPD-376 It Has Been Tits Housewife Out In The Cuckold In Hypnosis
>>57258123
delet
>>57258121
Can't be arsed powering up my PC
i5-6600K
16GB DDR4
GTX 970
>>57258121
wew lad
moving to italy in 4 weeks cannot wait to get out of this dire shitbox
>>57258087
going to study for my uni course, play computer games and contemplate suicide on sunday night when i have to go back to work
>>57258157
cute pic
>>57258087
going to a babymetal concert with a /brit/lad :3
>>57258201
>ASUS
I was gonna get that board but went with the MSI Krait Z170A SLI Gaming
>>57258134
kek i cant even do a 40kg bench, skeletor here
>>57258201
Is that good?
Wish I knew about computers desu
>>57258236
upvoted
>>57258110
>mfw my Name is Johannes
Fuck off nonce
Nottingham here I come!
>>57258249
Keep your eyes open for any dodgy characters around the venue
I might see you later sunshine ;)
>>57258269
Most people start out like that tbf
>>57258272
init
>muh gaying PC
Unless you're doing heavy pro work all you need is a laptop
Should I visit Taipei
the gf
oh thank fuck, no more ebin social experiment
>>57258302
Alright x
>he doesn't have a macbook
hmmmmm
I remember taking a bit of coke last night
I don't remember ripping my nail off
boom xD
r8
>>57258355
>ebin social experiment
It was April Fools you miserable fuck
>>57258380
would love to see her ruined by two big porn niggers desu
>>57258400
janny's nut when there's an early new
got a nice little flubromazolam afterglow
>>57258377
Gonna end up buying one tbf
t. Yoga 2 Pro user
>>57258402
Are you using an older version of OS X? It doesn't look flat
>>57258402
plen/10
>>57258402
based 1999
![skeletor.0.0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j4oNM0Z.jpg "skeletor.0.0[1].jpg")
>>57258269
stop using "skeletor" to mean skinny
skeletor is jacked
>>57258405
murk lore few nag
>>57258423
nah
>>57258424
>pro
no thanks, good luck taking that to the shitter with you
pee pee xDDD XD
My name is Angela hey hello!
>>57258467
Sydney?
>>57258446
>1366x768
absolutely disgusting
>>57258467
Angela White?
Lads, do I have any bargaining power at work with the project I've been doing? I'm just an admin monkey on £18,000 but the last month I've been undertaking the role of a settlements analyst who are usually paid £25,000+
I've asked to be made a settlements analyst but that role at the company doesn't exist because it's new, and they're a very rigid company, they wont create job roles and they will only pay people based on a rigid pay structure that can't be changed.
Basically I work in the energy industry and forecasters tend to buy more electric than required. As the company need will be artificially inflated by incorrect annual consumption from customers. So it's my job to look into the issues that have caused the forecasters to buy too much electricity.
So far I've saved the company £1.6 million, and prevented the regulator from pulling our trading licence (The regulator don't like it when you buy more electricity than you need)
This might sound impressive but the job is essentially very easy and anyone with my knowledge could do it. Which is why I can't say "I'm the only one who can do this pay me more"
>it's an episode of baby russkie spamming round pics and webms in a desperate attempt for (You)s
Don't give him the satisfaction lads
>>57258476
>>57258492
Welcome to my very own show!
>>57258496
join the I think I should be paid more than I'm worth union
>>57258496
*puts down my copy of the Financial Times and takes a long sip of my coffee*
hmm, yes, a very pernickety situation there
>>57258496
I remember you. You were whinging that the company laid this work on you without any help and didn't give a shit that you weren't going to meet the target set by the regulator.
If they didn't give a shit then, they don't give a shit now.
>at home
>only coffee in is shite Tesco crap
guess I'm off to Starbucks then lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btg12Fuz7t0
>>57258539
Is the London Underground / Junior Doctors association hiring again?
>>57258557
I've now hit the target and I've gotten a "well done".
But that's it.
cant go more than a day without wanking
>wake up
>it's finally over
thank god
>>57258496
>prevented the regulator from pulling our trading licence
Your company sounds quite dodgy to end up in that situation so I am sure they are happy to underpay you.
>>57258590
init
>Heavy Bubbles
In tears right now.
La vie est belle.
she's been gone almost a month now /brit/
when does it stop hurting
when will I stop thinking about her?
>>57258584
Well they obviously don't give a shit, either that or they're sure you won't quit.
Either way, you're not getting a pay rise. If its the latter ou could call their bluff by threatening to leave, but if you're as easily replaced as you say then that's likely to backfire.
>>57258595
Industry secret: Every energy company is within inches of getting their licence pulled for some reason.
>>57258626
"non"
>>57258629
>when will I stop thinking about her?
Not for a while fa͏m
>>57258562
https://youtu.be/uh5FkmPu8t8
Did a trim of my pubes for the first time.
AMA
>>57258590
bet you could if you had me to suck you off every night x
is life worth living should i blast myself
>>57258676
gies a swatch
bbc commissioned a show about a paki honour killing his daughter lads.
>>57258676
>Being stared at from all directions, while being isolated and finding it difficult to communicate, is often how those living with autism feels.
Hmm
>>57258630
They could replace me but the replacement probably wouldn't be as good.
The success I've had has been because I'll phone up a senior manager of another company on their private mobile and get pretty forceful. Most people are scared to do that.
>>57258666
why.... ;_;
Just want to move on with my life but all I think about is her. I can't even concentrate
>>57258707
COULD YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION PLEASE?
>>57258722
Now now New Zealand's larger, dumber cousin, that wasn't a question.
Captcha is really pissing me off today
>>57258666
turn your flag on
>>57258737
what's yours and hers zodiac signs?
>>57258770
"no"
Need a username for a dating site lads
>>57258786
horsecock_enthusiast
>>57258496
If you are that good then hand your notice in. I was keeping my company afloat by doing our external audits, even though it wasn't my job role and I wasn't trained in it. They were paying some cunt £50 an hour for it before he left because of a dispute.
I was on 20k and was offered 26k when I quit. I still left anyway, because I knew the company wouldn't last 6 more months.
Posting from the toilet whilst doin a big poo.
>>57258786
Sikh of Dikh
>>57258785
y not
Motivate me to go for a run
>>57258808
same, I'm using my laptop
>>57258817
My (You)s plummet with it on la
>>57258676
Years ago, the first time I trimmed my pubes, I forgot to clean up and my mom found the toilet bowl full of pubes and piss. It was awkward.
>>57258828
>bringing your laptop into the toilet
>he doesn't have a smartphone
Barbaric lad
>>57258779
gemini
>>57258849
what flag were you?
Posting chinky pop doesn't help with (You)s
>>57258849
slave to the (You) game huh
baka
>>57258849
>he believed the reddit flag meme
lmao
nigger xD
>>57258849
post cumrolls
>>57258851
kek
what did she say
>>57258807
Getting a new job isn't easy though
>>57258852
I do, but I just fucking hate typing on it
>>57258851
my dad found my pubic trimmings when I was about 17. I literally just left them on the sink and completely forgot to throw them out. He asked me if they were pubes or facial hairs but I had to be honest with him.
>>57258877
>what flat were you?
Notts
>>57258924
"No"
How did dogs become mans best friend?
>>57258930
It is if you're as useful as you claim
>waaaaaaa sugar tax will affect the poorest. Poor people can't afford healthy stuff
Water is free, you fat fucks. I'm not a fan of the sugar tax, but there's no excuse.
>>57258927
>Clean up the mess you made in the bathroom
>>57258807
then what happened
>>57258966
Water all the time is boring
>>57258942
fine I'll do it for you:
>>57258849
*grabs*
>tfw man is the animal
>>57258971
awkward
>>57258978
I got another job and they went under 3 months later
>>57258930
Find a new job while doing this job, and when you find one, then ask for a raise, if you don't get one that gives the same or more than your new job, then quit.
>>57258942
NOTTS MENTIONED
>>57258966
3bh fat spastics deserve to be taxed for being fat and stupid
fwooooooosh kablooooom xD
Doing a sad
>>57258941
Well it's good to know that it wasn't just me forgetting about pubes.
What happened to London?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaIVUhRqYa4
>>57258956
I'm incredibly useful in a very specific job in a very specific industry it's not like there's thousands of settlement analyst jobs out there.
I think they might give me something good soon anyway. On Friday they promoted someone to take over all the jobs that I have to do that are not related to this project, so I can spend 100% of my time on it. Seems like they might be gearing up to create a new role for me.
>>57259000
hail eris
good video, bang on point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X29s48l9f7o
actually no he's terrible and got it all wrong
see what i did their
heh...
>>57258629
It's been 3 months here, still painful
think of her maybe a few times an hour
really hurts when I do though
it's only just begun
maybe it'll stop after a year?
I posted the same shit about a month after it happened and people said:
>1 month
>lel
so yeah, maybe another year?
>Being happy there will be a new tax
Fuck off cunt.
Taxing more things is totally the wrong direction we should be heading in.
>https://www.4chan.org/advertise
>Gender: ~30% female
http://youtu.be/N14U5ZE-N2w
"Europe must accept Diversity or face War": Timmermans in EU Parlmt: No more Nation States
Frank Timmermans, a Dutch diplomat and Vice-President of the European Commission, urged all members of the EU parliament to increase efforts to "erase single, monocultural nation states" and accelerate the process in which "every single nation on earth must eventually become diverse". During his speech in the EU Fundamental Rights Colloquium 2015 he put special emphasis on the importance of "not allowing even the remotest places on the planet to exist without diversity".
The future of humanity, so he says, no longer belongs to individual nations and cultures, but rather a mixed super-culture. Contemporary conservatives, who value their own traditions and want a peaceful future for their own communities, value a "past that never existed" and can therefore not dictate the future. Timmermans therefore implies that European culture and heritage are nothing but social constructs and anybody who says otherwise is narrow-minded. He concludes his speech by stating that Europe has always been a continent of migrants and European values inherently mean accepting diversity.
>>57258078
I liked that film and thought he was pretty good.
>>57259106
and they all shit up /a/ /cg/ and /soc/
>>57259104
You're right, we should spend money we don't have instead
Genius
>>57259112
Fucking Dutch cuck
I didn't want to post this but goddamnit fucking god fucking damnit fuck you Hiroshima bitch!
That fucking stunt you goddamn pulled on us with the forced name shit and doing away anonymous name and forcing THAT GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING FATHERRAPING GOOGLEPLUS SHIT DO YOU THINK WE ARE FUCKING IDIOTS LIKE TUMBLR?!?!?!?!
FUCK YOU!
I pray to jesus christ every fucking day and very rare do I pray for horrible things on those but you motherfucker oh I pray you get fucking RAPED AGAIN AND AGAIN AND FUCKING AGAIN YOU CHINK MOTHERFUCKER!
And the rest of you fucks from tumblr, reddit, facebook and fucking 9gag the hell with all of you for fucking supporting this fuck doing this shit goddamnit I have so fucking rage inside of me I ended up breaking my own goddamn carry knife after stabbing my concrete floor with it FUCK!
Want them all to sit on my face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyBpQ547LN8
>>57259112
So this is the "Europe brings peace" the remain camps talk about
>do as you're told or you face war
This was not funny hahaha joke you lousy fuck this was an outright insult to us posters on here and the rest of this place for fuck sakes go fuck up 2chan again like you did last time or should the united fucking states of the goddamn america needs to drop another FUCK YOU on Japan to get this fucking shit through your fucking head you squinting eye yellow fuck!?
Jesus fucking mary christ I want to see you dragged along a ten mile dirt flooded with bulldog ants stinging every inch of your body and the rest of the fuckers supporting this bullshit you tried to do to us you fucker I want to see your mouth stitched together uo against a man's ass while I laugh at karma taking a dump in your fucking mouth oh how I wish your life was miserable like Europe is right now how I wish your arms and legs where fucking BROKEN and you laying on a landfill of ants as they feast off of your disgusting fucking mutated abomination you call yourself you fucking lousy fuck!
We actually thought you would be better than Christopher fucking Poole that fucking dick sucking faggot getting fucked in the ass by a nigger but nooooooooooope you did this shit which is ONE FUCKING HUNDRED TIMES WORSE THAN THE TUMBLR RAID SHIT HE ALLOWED FUCK YOU CHINK BASTARD I HOPE YOU FUCKING GET RAPED LIKE YOUR PEOPLE DID DURING MOTHERFUCKING WORLD WAR TWO YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!
Jesus fuck I need to calm down I already bleeding from punching a fucking tree I'm going to go grab some water and drink it then go eat some raw steak and come back and I BETTER NOT SEE ANOTHER FUCKING "LOL APRIL FOOLS JOKE" SHIT YOU FUCK damnit god damnit I pray for the lord to help calm myself down because I don't want to break another goddamn fucking T.V. in my house after seeing abby pulling off her fucking "lol feminism" shit on z nation fuck I need to get ready to go to church and read my bible and pray for the lord for guidance on sunday because I'm obviously now angry with what you done to the good people of 4chan you should be fucking ashamed of yourself you fucking lousy bastard!
>>57259179
I'm just happy it wasn't permanent desu
>>57259106
>we are the 8%
>>57259112
See:
>>>/wsg/1017012
Plumbers telling it how it is.
>>57259112
>the NWO is a conspiracy theory they said
>cultural marxism is a conspiracy theory they said
>>57259113
You are the reason why we cant have nice things in this world.
>>57259022
Why don't army recruitment videos look that good? All they show is cunts playing football and running about.
>>57259198
Oh yeah it was a good joke a good bloody joke indeed oh indeed it was oh hahaha it was so funny I LAUGH MY FUCKING EYES OUT HAHAHAHA IT WAS FUNNY GOOD PRANK YOU GOT ME GOOD OH JOLLY FUCKING GOOD OH YEAH REALLY FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHAFUCKING HA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU TO HELL
GODDAMNIT do you onow WHAT 4CHAN MEANS!?
IT is a place to call home it is a place where we can be normal human beings away from all the delusional fucks like tumblr and fscebook but NO FUCKER BITCH HAS TO GO FUCK SHIT UP WITH HIS PRANK BULLSHIT LIKE THAT SAM PEPPER MOTHERFUCKER GODDAMN I WISH THAT FUCKER GET SLAPPED BY DADDY FUCK
HE WAS INSULTING ME HE WAS INSULTING ALL OF US AND YOURTOO FUCKING BLIND TO SEE IT YOU BLIND FUCK!
And to tell me your sorry oh YOUR REALLY SORRY what would have happened if HE DID NOT CHANGE IT BACK AND LEFT IT PERMANENT HUH WOULD YOU BE SMILING RIGHT NOW I know your smiling your all fucking laughing right now well hahahaha good laugh indeed it was because fuck you!
At least I STAND WITH 4CHAN AND IT'S REASONS I will never be okay with whatever change he tries to do to this place it isn't fair ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR THIS IS 4CHAN NOT GODDAMN FACEBOOK FUCK YOU GOOGLE
>>57259209
>the NWO is a conspiracy theory they said
It has been around for quite some time.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_World_Order_(professional_wrestling)
>>57259221
the latest recruitment was shit hot you rasheed fuck
>>57259221
>Sugar tax
Ah yes because every previous sin tax has worked.
>>57259106
hello :3
>>57259051
UK is still 25% whiter than the USA
>>57259208
1. there's literally already a general for that, try searching for the word 'board' next time.
2. Link the actual webm, not the post so I can embed it here rather than going to another board to watch it.
3. That webm has been doing the rounds for ages, nobody is impressed.
Summation - stop being retarded you fucking retard.
>>57259254
link or post
>>57259250
THE LOWEST SHOT EVER GIVEN TO PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
Gonna be a "play the division literally all day just like yesterday" kinda day
>>57259112
Don't agree with him but these people are also bad desu
>>57259221
They do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbvMPaeUvvs&index=3&list=PLB45F1EA129B1A5B7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOhvjBwuix4
>>57259301
That doesn't answer my question.
>>57259316
my apologies
>>57259318
>a bunch of nobodies in youtube comment sections
ah yes, truely awful
>>57259309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOhvjBwuix4
>>57259318
>defending your culture from annihilation makes you bad
>>57259308
Calm down lad, ffs.
>>>/wsg/1011542
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459275678006.webm
miss the names already 2bh
Is joining the reserves a good laugh lads?
what's the name of that youtube channel where it just does like top 10 conspiracies or some shit and then some chav comes on at the end with a super edited voice like 'wot u fink a dat den?? propa spoopy innit'
>>57259356
*signs up*
*gets shot*
ah yes, minimum wage
serving my country lol
>>57259406
not an argument
>>57259308
>not having inline quote links
Here, have this webm.
>>>/wsg/1017015
>>57259414
sounds like it'd be full of wannabes and neckbeards
>>57259415
so much cancer in one image
Lads what's wrong with having a ramp on a aircraft carrier
Seems like a good idea desu
>>57259106
he can't really know this
>>57259368
I didn't say that you roach I just don't think we should sink to the level of Pakis and kill random people who disagree with us
>>57259406
Literally a strawman image
In the pub.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxldOEOnzPA
>>57259414
Can be if you make the most of it.
Best answer you'll get is by visiting your local recruiter or if you want to be lazy lurk:
http://www.arrse.co.uk/community/forums/
>>57259442
imho they've reformed the reserves to make it less full of fat forty year olds.
>>57259498
>Be me at 18
>Say I want to join the RAF
>Mum says she would be very proud
>Dad forbids me from doing it
>Dad used to be in the TA and was deployed in West Germany in case the communists invaded.
>He's now 100% anti military
Always wondered what he saw... I mean if he was deployed in West Germany he didn't do any actual fighting.
>>57259415
seriously though lads
Hafthor Bjornson can't act at all, why do people like him so much and why does he call himself the strongest man in the world when he has never won the World's Strongest Man?
>>57259474
Only retards complain about the ramp, don't worry la, the RN knows what they are doing compared to a bunch of online CoD playing billy-no-mates.
>>57259498
DIE YOU FUCKING RACIST
>>57259474
maybe check if the aircraft on the carrier required a ramp or not. modern aircraft don't use them
>>57259480
>a Dutch diplomat and Vice-President of the European Commission
>random people
>>57259414
Fuck knows. Keep in mind that the Reserves do actually get deployed to war zones mate if you were just thinking of joining for some easy extra money. They let IT nerds keep their beards now desu so god knows
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/03/26/new-army-cyber-warriors-allowed-long-hair/
>>57259517
>TA
There is your answer. Your dad is a faggot.
What you starting on this morning lads?
Reckon I'll finish off this coke myself then go pick up some some booze and carry on with the sesh.
Thanks for the student loan taxpayers x
>>57259480
>Literally a strawman image
fallacy fallacy
>>57259517
The TA was a bit of a joke during the 80s, so I'm not really surprised.
Do what you want la, join the RAF, just don't join the RAF regiment.
>>57259558
What war zones, we're not at war with anyone anymore.
Join the medical corp and get a 6 month holiday to Cyprus
>>57259567
you have to pay it back.
How do we meme this into happening? I've never studied Meme Magik
>>57259586
>>57259594
Not if he dies during a coke-fuelled binge he doesn't
>tfw even whiskey doesn't help me sleep anymore
christ my room is fucking 10000 degrees
Was off my head and got with this fucking munter last night
Im afraid my social standing is in jeopardy
What do?
>tfw poo in the loo
>>57259517
If he's the same as my dad then the army / RAF is just a 4 year long P.E session where you spend 11 hours a day cleaning and the other 7 hours you're awake jerking off and waiting for orders. Oh and you have to deal with mouthbreathers and general mongoloids with power in the military. Why would you want to do that?
Do an apprenticeship if you really don't want to go to uni.
>>57259634
1 drop rule. Please leave Rasheed al-pakistani
>>57259620
kek
>>57259632
FONT
>>57259592
Spastic approach to joining the Reserves or any military desu lad. Troops got sent back to Helmand in december and things can change quickly so you shouldnt join if you think you're gonna avoid combat entirely bit of a mongy thing to do
>>57259634
paki
Why don't governments force white diversity into non-White countries? I thought diversity was strength
>>57259702
t. bloody racist
>>57259702
Something tells me this isnt a sincere question and you are looking for a specific answer
>>57259702
White people have privilege + power
>>57259702
White people don't add to diversity, they destroy it. If you weren't such a racist piece of shit then you'd know that.
>>57259695
I know, I was just joshing. I applied but was rejected on a medical, as was my sister in the RAF. My brother just joined the army. We're not a military family so no idea where this urge to join came from, but we're 1 for 3.
Thanks for the motivation lads I'm gonna go for a run
>>57259750
it's raining
>>57259702
Because every time whites have immigrated to a country they've made it better. And if they did this there would be proof that whites are superior.
>>57259729
fucking 'ell
Alri
First the wage gap.
Now the orgasm gap.
What will it be next from women, lads?
>>57259766
>Because every time whites have immigrated to a country they've made it better.
If that were true why was Egypt formerly the jewel of the world but now post-whites it's a terrorist shithole?
whenever I say "Janny" out loud it sounds a bit like how a yank would say "Jonny"
>>57259788
THE DICK
>>57259766
explain america
Do japanese like smokers lads
>>57259790
White's don't control it anymore
>Detroit
>Majority white
>Detroit
>Majority black
No difference. No difference at all
>>57259815
Johnnee?
>>57259821
LONDON
A
N
D
A
N
>>57259830
No one should like smoking.
Makes you, your clothes, your environment smell disgusting, and ruins your teeth
>>57259831
But it was great before whites and is shit now. So whites objectively make everything worse
>>57259702
Because non white countries are already 100% diverse you racist
>>57259836
ah yes, selective racism very nice
>South Africa
>Majority white
>South Africa
>Majority black
No difference. No difference at all
>>57259852
thats what im hoping desu
had a piss in the sink and my cock literally smells like shit
>>57259859
>before White's
Egyptians were white
>>57259890
clean it
>>57259594
Pretty sure I don't mate. It's just free money lol
>>57259910
arrogant
