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>Jerome Wall
>>57248378
t. jerome
>>57248378
Sweden
>>57248267
Never met any foreigner irl, but as far as impressions goes, Americans seem pretty "neutral" to me, that is, I don't particularly hold neither high nor low expectations.
However, I must say that I feel like the average american is just as ignorant and dumb as the average brazilian.
>>57248378
乙
誰やねんww
>>57248484
Americans I meet in Japan are not so ignorant or dumb as they are depicted in media, though.
The sorts of American tourists, who are into the long history and the healthy food of Japan, are quite pleasant to deal with.
I've never met a real American who says "Utah" when they are asked for a country whose name starts with "U."
How Stupid Americans Really Are! https://youtu.be/_mWtWz_aGyk
it's no fun to change the template when you stupid fucking weeaboos never notice it
nobody needs the links anyway.
Instead we should add a Busan match schedule or links to Peru's Shanghai friends facebook pages
>>57248637
自己レス
調べたら乃木大将だったorz
Thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrmA-nZjTh8
Verpiss dich du Pisser
t. 死角
>>57248637
>>57248681
>Nogi.jpg
https://youtu.be/-Gh-KG61YQM?t=163
>>57248719
Fucking love the music in Cowboy Bebop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp78kGMYTI8
>>57248775
I bought Tank for 太鼓の達人 on 3DS
>>57248659
Well yes, people who have interest in international culture or traveling don't really fit in my concept of "average" to begin with.
But damn, this video is really painful to watch.
Please define the following.
1) Ideogram
2) Pictogram
3) Phoneogram
4) Kanji
5) Katakana
6) Hiragana
7) Kana
8) Any other word in regards to alphabet and writing system
>>57248672
>Instead we should add a Busan match schedule or links to Peru's Shanghai friends facebook pages
aside from the above i finally agree with you
>>57248719
this kind of music makes me want to kill myself
the production etc isn't bad though
>>57248484
>However, I must say that I feel like the average american is just as ignorant and dumb as the average brazilian.
kek
>>57248892
>4) Kanji
Shameless Cultural Appropriation of the Chinese
>>57248659
>I've never met a real American who says "Utah" when they are asked for a country whose name starts with "U."
tfw thought of ukraine, uganda, uzbekistan and uruguay and forgot about uk and us
>>57249009
My mind went strait to Ukraine.
>>57248969
USA USA USA
地理を学ぶ意味とは?
アメリカの位置さえわかっていれば十分だぞ
>>57249046
>>57249009
I came up only with Uruguay and Ukraine.
For me, UK and US start with "the."
Sorry, all I can understand is something about Americans and geography?
Americans are pretty self-centered. So geography isn't our strong point. That's my take on it at least.
>>57249265
>>57249117
damn it screwed up.
>>57249265
I said what's the point of studying geography?
As long as you know where America is, that's plenty.
>>57249009
>>57249203
For me they start with "B" and "A".
>>57249117
>>57249291
I have to disagree. If we are going down that road might as well say "what's the point of studying anything at all?"
>>57249369
I wasn't being serious man lol
>>57248396
fucking dumb inbred bogan nigger. get the fuck out of here
>>57249398
あっ
私は下らない
>>57249409
Calm down man. Jesus, was that necessary?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F79FsmWJqeY
I like this April fools design.
Font is bigger and easy to read.
Hiroyuki should continue to maintain this design.
>>57249541
I like the font as well.
>>57249497
I've never seen this, yet it feels nostalgic.
>>57249541
You can just change the font size in your browser settings though...
My font hasn't changed cause I have my own settings applied that override whatever 4chan uses.
>>57249555
It's that old anime look that a lot of American cartoons also had in account of the cartoons being drawn and animated in Japan.
These islands are yours
>>57249541
This actually wouldn't be bad at all if it supported Tomorrow's color scheme and let images expand
>>57249615
Yes, Farukushima belongs to Japan.
>>57249615
yeah, Hawaii and Guam are ours.
春と夏が来ると鬱に落ち込んでしまうって僕だけか
昼と夕方は特につらい
>>57249732
それは茶色のカナダのアジアが、日本ではさらに悪いようには難しいです
>>57249478
Webb is an abbreviated name for weaboo?
>>57249839
weeb
>>57249777
>German flag
>茶色のカナダ
>google translate
nice try
>>57249869
idiot
>>57249913
>Giiaboos
I always find weird Japanese words when I'm studying, like 去勢不安, why do you have a word for this? kek
>>57249732
日照時間が多いのに鬱になりやすいのか
自分は夏が一番調子がいい
>>57249982
are you the ginger?
Castration anxiety? That is horrifying.
>>57250029
>ginger
Is there a ginger that posts in this thread?
>>57250167
yes. apparently he has a 21cm dick
>>57250098
I bet there's a doujin about that. There always is. I literally learned quantum physics from an ero doujin.
just send Peru's girlfriend a funny message. I hope she replies
can AIDS be transmitted by deep facesitting? I mean my nose inside her gook vagina ,while being suffocated by their legs Is this a risky action ?
>>57250003
ノスタルジーが強すぎだと思う
>>57250335
I thought poopoo didn't have a gf. is she korean?
>>57250372
Not if you do this ritual first: both of you has cut the palm of your hands with a really sharp knife and then perform exactly 5 handshakes.
>>57250372
You should probably get checked. Especially if it's a surgically constructed "vagina" (which I assume it is in this case) with abnormal mucous membranes, there's a high risk of fluid exchange from such activity, as the nose and mouth often have small sores.
>>57250444
it's not his real gf but he he wishes she was.
yes she's Korean
>>57249994
It's a Freudian concept
Sometimes I wonder if people like Peruano are real or if they're just bored people pretending to be someone else. I'd prefer to think they're the latter, but I'm not really so sure about that.
>>57250591
Huh, you're right. Kastrationsangst it says here.
>>57250624
most of the stories he posts are lies
he's still a virgin
>>57250652
>Gay
CHANGE IT BACK. FUCKING CHANGE IT BACK
ARHAHRHARHRAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH FUCK SHIT NIGGER JAP MONKEY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>57250685
Eric, simply Eric.
>>57250684
is your koreaboo half a lie
![origin12912191645161_400x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gylsTZv.jpg "origin12912191645161_400x400[1].jpg")
タマタマの無いオカマ猫です
>>57250708
Calm your tits and lurk moar, newfag.
tfw watching japanese weather news on youtube
ぽつぽつぱらぱら are my new favourite words in japanese
>>57250872
All the reduplicate words are cute, I love them.
>>57250719
yes
>>57250910
ボッキボッキ
>>57250937
What's that?
>>57250684
>LeLe's Bizzare Memeventure
まだ4/1仕様なのか4ちゃん
>>57251001
That's the sound of an erection.
Japanese thread music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VNzZ_FBIB0
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how Japanese girls used to make me horny
But something touched me deep inside
The day I first watched a WK game
So bye-bye, Japanese creampie
Tried to watch Jap porn, but my dick stayed dry
>>57251359
>That's the sound of an erection.
Japanese thread music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPWr3A7gN_k
>>57251400
>dick stayed dry
I learned the good phrase for the first time
名前について何を思いますか。
>>57251541
I think getting your dick wet means losing your virginity / having sex
>>57251001
>>57251359
>>57251439
「ムクムク」「ギンギン」
Elliot Rodger get
Is Naomi a common English name?
>>57251698
english+german?
>>57251865
www.behindthename.com/name/naomi-1
Check the popularity section.
>>57251698
The dumb joke was worth it after all.
>>57251865
It's a common Jew name.
>>57251907
>USAGE: English, Hebrew, Biblical
It's a common Japanese name too.
>>57249703
no baby no.
Referring to a recent thread and I suppose you were not there.
>>57251958
http://www.behindthename.com/name/naomi-2
They group the names together based on origin
おはようございます 皆さん
今日の天気はまあまあ.
>>57252013
ぽつぽつぱらぱらですか
私も在日女の子としてこれほどではないが好きなあなたの人生食べる寿司を楽しみます
>>57252077
うん
>>57252013
Holy shit a Japanese sentence on this thread that I can read without having to open up a dictionary
>>57248484
i think you might be right about the averages both being pretty damn dumb.
I've met 3 kinds of Brazilians here in the states, the Fat ass mustache crook that is a pedo and lying bastard who looks like oliver hardy, the pretty girls looking for true love and a green card, and the hard working guy that NEVER wants to go back to brazil.
>>57252013
wait a minute.
>>57252108
fuggg
you're 日本じゃありません etc aren't you
>>57252117
>being this N5
>>57252117
おめでとうございます
>>57252117
weeb
>>57252138
Am I that shallow that even with all these layers of anonymity I still stick out?
>>57252140
Yes. Did I ever state otherwise? I'm a retard as far as Japanese goes.
>>57252167
I must have seen only like 20 anime tops in my entire life.
>>57252201
normalfag
Why are boys so complicated?
Why do I need to keep second guessing myself just bc he's so difficult?
Damnit. I wish he would just tell me.
>>57252117
you are japanese in brasil
>>57252201
You're banned from this thread until you can read the Tale of Genji
>>57252196
>おはよ
>kawaii uguu anime pictures every post
yes
thread is not dead
>>57252136
Yeah, I can totally imagine these 3 types.
てす
>>57252261
> until you can read the Tale of Genji
I can't read it too.
old japanese language is difficult(′・ω・｀)
6PM in Honolulu. the theme will be gone when I wake up..
still no Youngju Lee get. what a disappointment
>>57252196
Yes
>>57252241
They aren't
Ur dating a bitch
貧乳なふーぞく嬢とギシアンしたけど
やっぱもっと豪華なパイオツ揉みたかったんだ・・・
今度まな板が出てきたらチェンジで行くか
April fools was over almost 20 hours ago here
i hate this
桜が満開
>>57252407
>>57252255
I'm not.
>>57252407
むしろ、お前が大きく育ててやれよ。
めいっぱい吸い付いて!!
>>57252406
why are boys so nasty
>>57252415
is your brother gay and your sisters married indigenous people?
Can people think of Japanese names that, when Romanised, are spelt and pronounced roughly similarly to names used in English or other European languages?
For feminine names, I can think of:
Naomi, Erika, Maria, Marie, Marina, Anna, Karen, Sara, Nina, Serena, Mimi, Maya, Mina, Yuria, Kimi, Hana, Ema, Mina, Nana, Arisa, Kiri, Kirie
The latter half of the list is a bit out there, in one direction or the other.
For masculine names, I can think of:
Ken, Ben, Dan
And that's it. Much more difficult, for some reason.
I don't know if I just see sarcasm where there is not any, or if a lot of people in this thread just can't see it or see it and play along as if it weren't there.
>>57252435
マン開・・・だと?
>>57252301
うぐううう
>>57252485
what
>>57252485
>I don't know if I just see sarcasm where there is not any
lmao you autist
test
uguu is life and uguu is fun
uguu can be silly and it can be cute
u love to uguu uguu uguuuu
uguu is in me and uguu is in u
>>57252586
Looks like your proxy is working correctly, Alberto
>>57252480
Noa
>>57252591
Do you know Chuck?
>>57252531
>>57252537
I mean,
Isn't this >>57252196 clearly sarcasm? Why did >>57252301 gave him such a complete answer?
What about >>57252261, why >>57252356 answered him seriously?
>>57252611
yes but I am not a namefag now, brah
>>57252586
>>57252624
I'm too tired. But I don't like you. your parents are rich
>>57252624
autism
>>57252591
>Chuck?
初の外国人忍者に米男性、愛知県観光局
http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/cm/main?d=20160402-00000004-jij_afp-int
>>57252657
racist
>>57252667
I already made that joke you stupid English teacher
>>57252614
>the Japanese really are one of the lost tribes of Israel
>>57252624
>Isn't this >>57252196 clearly sarcasm?
no, he seriously doesn't realize what a banal worthless poster he is
>>57252662
>>57252196
Your posts are usually fucking rubbish, but the real clue is avatarfagging.
Also
>Shawn Kirby
>>57252709
are you from Saginaw,MI ?
who /naked and posting / here ?
>>57252749
yes
>>57252825
me
>>57252825
I am fully clothed by my penis is hanging out
>>57252454
of course i know it is secret
thread music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QuFknNnr2E
>>57252853
have you ever tried the pizza from Good Time's Pizza?
>>57252480
>Kiri
>>57252878
New York Pizza is better
>t.Hitchhiker Hippie
>>57252893
Kiri is in my bed now.
>>57252917
fuck off
>>57252926
Wait, you are in the same bed as me? Where are you hiding?
>>57252480
>tfw my name is so uncommon that even my compatriots find it strange
>>57253024
Candice?
ナニコレ?見にくいし、使いづらくなってる。
ホモスレ
今日の桜
We're coming for you, Japan.
Payback from Perrl Hurbor
ハッカー集団にでもハッキングされてるの?
>>57253106
are you obese?
> tfw no 女方 bf
>>57252945
what your grandfather did during WWII ?
>>57253089
アホのひろゆきがエイプリルフールに託けてデザイン変えやがった
>>57253024
>tfw both my first name and my middle name are so widely accepted as good and sensible that I can quite securely view the names of most other people as utter rubbish
>>57253137
soudaneは治った?
>>57253137
あほだな。
>>57253124
Do you have to ask?
>>57253124
no. do you have a shit fetish
>>57253132
they were children
>>57253137
He's cute, he's rich, and he's not afraid of what he wants to say.
I wish I were him.
>>57253166
ソーダね
>>57253202
racist
>>57253213
faggot brit or Swedish guy?
>>57253205
Is there any concentration camp near your home ?
Tell me something cool in English (short word)
I will use it as a name of my character in MMO
>>57253261
no. my great grandfathers were all cannon fodder and died
your great grandparents were slavedrivers
This Google Theme meme
>>57253304
Cool
Sperm
Silent Fucker
Fuccboi
>>57253304
vivisection
ID導入されたのかと喜んでしまった・・・
>>57253304
turbojet
>>57253304
Bullprepper
>>57253351
>mfw I googled the image
why bully me deutsch-kun why
>>57253304
Ohio
>>57253304
exhumed
>>57253339
not cool
>>57253351
fuck
>>57253362
a bit cool
>>57253403
not cool at all
>>57253388
no goatsee or gangrene though
>>57253412
really cool
I adopt this word
thanks Brazil-kun!
>>57253436
wooo
to be honest i got that from a japanese person who used turbojet as his name. i thought it was moe af
>>57253468
No problem.
>>57253473
what is his name in Japanese?
today I summoned a Japanese person in Bloodborne and his name was "BLOODBORNE"
why are Japs so uncreative
>>57253503
no idea. i was just observing a live web chat on fc2
>>57253468
I keep thinking that Japanese people liking retarded English words is a meme
>>57253516
at least it wasn't
"BLOODBORNE5542”
国旗に合わせてその国にありがちの名前を表示して欲しい
>>57253571
mhhh Herring
Forever young
I want to be
Forever young
Does Japan really want to live forever? Forever.
>>57253304
Goldilocks Zone
>>57253516
you should evaluate him not with his name but with his playing
>>57253589
>Kurt Tyler
ずいぶんありがちだよ、英語教師さん
>>57253568
you mean exhumed is a retarded word?
why that is a retarded word
>>57253644
I don't know about his skills I died immediately after entering the boss area
>>57253589
加藤 平って日本によくある名前じゃないか
>>57253714
how important is money in your life ?
>>57253687
It's similar to how gaijin like to have random kanji tattooed on their arm.
>>57253833
very fucking important
best thing is that I have loads of it
my dad was good boy during war so he made some nice cash ʕ•͡-•ʔʕ•͡-•ʔ
>>57253929
then tell me a REALLY cool word anon!!!!!
>>57253978
SEMEN
>>57253978
anal fissure
>>57254004
this
>>57253833
not at all. money has nothing to do with the value of life
>>57254027
>Lorenzo Chang
greatest april 1st of all years
>>57254004
>>57254020
(・_・;)
>>57253687
It's not. They're being autistic.
What is the best asian country?
>>57254392
There's a lot of ways to define best.
Happiest people? Most developed?
>>57254392
Japan
>>57254392
Canada
>>57254392
Best Korea
>>57254392
Best Korea is the best
>>57254392
Canada.
>>57254392
Malaysia
Great food, great beach, English is spoken.
まあああああた北犬食いがミサイル撃ったってよ
What is the best European country?
>>57254765
texas
>>57254765
America
>>57254716
>>57254765
Canada.
>>57254765
Switzerland
>>57254765
Somewhere Mediterranean.
>>57254835
Unlike America, we have a Queen of England.
>>57254765
Japan
Well?
>>57254765
ヘルベチア共和国
>>57255028
bottom right
Yay
Jojo part 4 anime
>>57255123
This first episode felt so small though.
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