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karen
maisie
kpop
maisie
war time pictures
Girl name get
got a mini heartattack because there was something in the name field
mooooooooooooook
Asuka.
kev
>>57241794
Straight from the Caliphate..
bout to make our own porn flicks, my life's the shit
Boy name get
Thought that I'd get more (You)s for Fannie Rich desu
get
ᛣᚣᚪᚱᚣ ᛈᚪᛗᚤᚢ ᛈᚪᛗᚤᚢ
>>57241798
>>57241834
lmaoing
>>57241827
clean willie haha
Kyary
>>57241794
good post
>>57241827
W I L L I E
M C C L E A N
Only 2 hours left to prank people boys.
PRANKED it's only 1 hour APRIL FOOLS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING WILLYYY IS GOING NUTS LADSSSSS AHHHHHH
Gonna see this with the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96EChBYVFhU
tfw no gf
Would absolutely love if someone got the 'Bill Wilson' name in /Brit/ and all the /tv/ lads shitposted here
Janny would lose his fucking rag
We just got mentioned on The Last Leg about twenty minutes ago.
Anyone see? Nothing too spectacular, Adam just mentioned the whole story with Taytay and how /pol/ took over it.
shitpost
postshit
>>57241938
impressive
off to bed
>>57241937
Which Taytay story?
>>57241972
night x
are nige
>>57241972
>Regina
>Buck
The cuckholdry is real
how do i make sure my precious alcohol does not smash in the suitcase
will wrapping it in a towel and putting it in the middle be okay
who the fuck wanna squeeze
>>57241973
Microsoft AI
>Billie Walters
So, so close to Bill Wilson
>>57241798
get fucked
get absolutely fucked
hello
>>57242029
ask leo, he may be up for it
okay lads
i wanna go for a nice morning walk tomorrow but my hair is filthy
reckon i could get away with wearing a hat
i can't wash it right now
>>57242025
yes thats what i do
wow i fucking want to die
>>57242039
why not
>>57241920
>Queen starts playing
eating an egg roll inb4 chink name
Shadowbanned lads :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdYkHQoZwn8
>>57242043
if it isn't then i am blaming you
spent like €35 on it all
>>57242033
>Pablo Garrison
Ben 'Zyklon B' Garrison's Mexican cousin?
![Tay+tweets+it+s+a+bot_7fe092_5867625[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8ohLEjR.jpg "Tay+tweets+it+s+a+bot 7fe092 5867625[1]")
>>57241973
Microsoft made a tweeting AI called TayTay. Then /pol/ got a hold of it.
>>57242037
fast (You). thank you
>>57242049
Nice ne
Listening to vidya music 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bSk-8C76dc
>>57242039
Take a shower? Or is this outhouse washtub too dirty?
Do I stay up and rewatch Legend of the Galactic Heroes or do I go to bed?
>>57242178
There isn't a shower in the cuckshed:(
>>57242186
g2b 2bh
>>57242186
isn;t it like 110 episodes
don't be a wimp
downloaded autocad
>>57242178
okay im gonna be upfront with you lad
i live at home with my parents
first shower is in their ensuite
second shower is in the bathroom and my autistic younger brother likes studying in there
nothing i can do lad
>>57242251
draw a /brit/house
>>57242257
>studying in the bathroom
???
how big is the thing?
>>57242257
Why is he studying in the bathroom? Tell him it's dirty in there. Ask him to leave for about 30 minutes. Wake up earlier than him, or does he sleep there?
just found janny's wages on the ground, i'm rich!!!
Alright lads
>>57242271
paki jew
According to The Last Leg we're all a bunch of misogynist gamers; apparently.
>>57242326
alright purple
>>57242308
He sleeps in the bathtub lad.
Not an option.
>>57242326
no i'm not
>>57242271
Thanks. I'll try. Hoping to get good and find a job doing this
>>57242340
le gamer gate xd
>>57242326
Where's Maddie!?
Time to go to bed and think about Jimin
Goodnight
>>57242257
Can't you or your parents say that their elder autistic son needs a shower
>>57242342
Why not ask your parents to use theirs? Why not tell your brother to kindly leave so you can use the shower?
How did you take one before this? Why does he study and sleep in there?
any similar tunes lads?
would apreciate any help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRspjd4fiDs
>>57242308
lad he goes to bed VERY late
i guess i'll have to take one in the morning but i didn't wanna be loud. oh well
Bet I get a proper posh name aha
Wonder if the lad with the weird hand off The Last Leg has ever used it for a sexual purpose. Looks girthy.
>>57242408
kek
>>57242407
they're asleep and they'll be angry lad
also that faggot you replied to isn't me
>>57242451
bored housewives have tupperware parties where they take turns getting finger by him
>>57242451
What's the blond guy's disability, being southern?
>>57242357
>>57242452
>tfw no cool meme tier name
>>57242507
i want to get lost in her fanny
>>57242537
probably could
>>57242483
He was born in London
>>57242549
waheyyy
Where do you lads watch your anime?
Taken a lot of drugs
>>57242549
nvm then
>>57242408
it took me forever to get what's so funny. i'm not used to these meme names yet
Only white names are allowed in this thread.
>>57242507
That's disgusting
Unironically having an existential crisis lads. Nothing makes me particularly happy, nothing makes mes particularly sad. Nothing gives my life purpose. I don't have any reason to kill myself, but I don't enjoy living either.
What do?
>>57242583
areet ben mate love you in tipping point haha x
MESA
>>57242583
Why are you posting on 4chan?
>>57242594
>Norman
Too soon since the last 'rooooo' to this
>>57242549
>finally get my first name in a post
>>57242507
lefty would be so fit if she hit the gym desu
>>57242613
4 u
>>57242482
Wish I'd known that before Mother's Day.
>>57242620
>yoder
rolling for Dave Cameron
>>57242676
innit
>>57242650
Wow, this is my actual name
>>57242696
doxxed
>>57242681
one could say you lost that gamble hahaha
>>57242681
bit of gamble that roll, m8
>>57242681
that was a bit of a gamble lad
>>57242670
Wow this is my actual name
Why is everyone so stupid right now??? The terror organizations did well to fuel hate against muslims and refugees. You have been brainwashed by the terrorists...
>>57242696
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>57242643
dad?
has the captcha gotten harder for anyone else?
>>57242728
all me
lads
>>57242738
Fluoride in the water supply
>>57242773
lol
>>57242775
Cornbread fed
They call me Nigel
>>57242817
pace yourself
>>57242817
What did you mean by this?
>>57242773
My dick gets harder for someone else.
if god had wanted a cock in an arse, he wouldn't have given us minges
Got my 1/4th after about 2 hours of walking about like a tit TB_H
>>57242853
She's corn fed
need a sunnyvale trailer park gf
>>57242877
Should have phoned your dealer mate.
Haven't seen my first or last name pop up yet. Normienames btfo :^)
Why does /v/ care about Anthony Burch?
State your name cuz
>>57242974
Pablo Picasso
>>57242927
>tfw no twink bf
>>57242974
Zack
say my name
>>57242974
Steve Jones
>>57242899
yeah guess i shouldve
also i think i just got fucked with shit weed, smells a lot like chinky bud
Might give the bollocks a nice flaying tomorrow
>>57242927
rolled my own surname this afternoon
>>57242974
jackie ch-FUCK
>>57243019
bet its dry and dusty af mate
>>57243024
It would be extremely painful
Listening to IDM lads (intelligent dance music)
>>57242974
Kevin innit
>>57242853
It means she's been eating good. It's a term from the south. She's well fed like a prized racing horse or a cow
She's corn fed
>>57243001
it'll happen
>>57243024
nice
>>57243070
>Yang
Fuck sake lads. Apparently the sky did something mental and I missed it because I'm in here shitposting with you lot.
wheel ahead therefore moneybags required ahead
>>57243045
I LOVE SOSA
My chakras have aligned.
i'm going to go fucking ballistic If I wake up tomorrow and these fucking layout is still here
be warned
my name is terry
>>57243093
What did it do lad?
>>57243100
Don't fuck me, Tony. Don't you ever try to fuck me.
looking at deodrants on amazon
very interesting
>>57243091
Do not.
The name I roll, will be the name of my girlfriend. The last 2 digits of my post number will be how many days until I meet her.
>>57243001
got tf every waking moment
>>57243045
... what time in the afternoon?
>>57243130
Apparently some stars collide donks ago and it finally reached up, so the whole fucking sky just exploded into a bunch of colours.
>>57243165
oh dare
>>57243149
BENDER
>scary monsters.jpg
>>57243170
oh dw, it's here>>57243174
>>57243162
>Kirk Ponce
>>57243149
Haha, Phyliss you bender
>>57243162
Ponce
do you ever go to the pub lads?
I like to go but I never have anyone to go with
>>57243204
first one i got today was ponce lel
>>57243218
Went a few hours ago, you should have come mate.
>>57243218
frig off ricky
>>57243218
So go and drink alone
It's what all the lonely old men do
>>57243218
i'll go with you
>>57243174
wtf when did that happen??
>>57243174
>Lester Gay
>>57243218
pubs are full of lonely people
>>57243162
>Ponce
>>57243174
>Gay
Is it me or is /brit/ gayer than usual?
Lads, aliens are invading Belfast here. So if East Belfast stops singing songs here, we'll all know why. Nice knowing you lads.
>>57243204
I keked
>>57243276
reilly mate? it's 2016, that's kind of homophobic
>>57243200
I'll take your name if we get hitched x
i think we're alone now
there doesn't seem to be anyone around
>>57243257
Nevermind lad, turns out it's just aliens invading.
maisie
>>57243174
>Lester Gay
that's the definition of CHATTING SHIT
>>57243218
Come with me. We can also go to Austria and various musical gigs.
Ahaha look at my name lads
5:45-6:00 take a nap
6:00 - 6:30 go on a walk
6:30 - 7:00 practice guitar
7:00-7:30 eat dinner
7:30-8:30 practice Chinese and Spanish
8:30-9:00 play Skyrim
9:00-10:00 ride a bike
10:00 - 5:00 sleep
>>57243276
chat shit get banged by C team
>>57243218
Business idea: open a /brit/ pub
http://strawpoll.me/7252004/r
wish I had the balls to off myself
>>57243294
rip lad
alot of name fags today
I wish I had a cool name like Brett Steel or something.
>>57243383
I'll off some cum on you.
>>57243327
that explains why my third eye has been tingling all day
>>57243056
its neither, not really sticky or wet but not dry either, pretty fucking leafy though.
i really hope this is a nice smoke and didnt just waste 70 quid
Has George Zimmerman come up yet?
desu lads i ditched you all for /pol/ ages ago but i got bored and i'm back
did you miss me? i missed you
>>57243358
vol le mort xd
>>57243294
he must've been abducted time ago
lads is shagging your own mom degenerate?
>>57243442
Fuck off Rorke.
Revised schedule;
>5:45-6:00 take a nap
>6:00 - 6:30 go on a walk
>6:30 - 7:00 practice guitar
>7:00-7:30 eat dinner
>7:30-8:00 practice Chinese and Spanish
>8:00 - 8:30 drink Baileys
>8:30-9:00 play Skyrim
>9:00-10:00 ride a bike
>10:00 - 5:00 sleep
>>57243316
xoxox some day i hope x
>>57243448
Haha
>>57243472
alright lad haha thanks for the (you)
>>57243472
t. zyklon ben's mum
not a huge fan of these catpchas
feel like google is pranking me
>7:30-8:00 practice Chinese and Spanish
>>57243590
The google prank wasn't even that good.
it's nearly tomorrow
Anyone else on /brit/ see the flashing lights in the sky and have their electric cut out? Don't want to be abducted alone here.
Going to ingest some beer
>>57243628
nice, doing a rum myself
>>57243472
Rasheed
been listening to the same track for a good two hours
FUCK OFF WITH THE CAPTCHAS
>>57243627
If the meme alien abduction stories are true you're probably in for a good time lad
something on my computer is taking up 128MB of storage. Is that natural?
might eat an something
>>>/pol/69614980
Yanks are such memes
>>57243650
Neat rum?
preparing for a sleep
absolutely NOT a fan of these impossible to solve captchas
wew first time i've been on today this is all so new
>>57243737
no i am weak so rum and coke
Perfect play, until the end...
downing my bottle of absinthe
>>57243730
is he trying to be gerry adams but with anime
>>57243671
Don't like bumfun tbqh lad.
>>57243769
I drink it the bender way as well, can't stomach any neat spirits other than whisky
I require sustinance
>>57243843
same lel x
everyone ITT is a tit no exceptions
>>57243749
>Fannie
>>57243749
wait a bit before you try again, it seems there's a hidden timer
it can be perfectly legible and still fail if i try to post right away
Lightning Bolt desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVgEnW70mDU
>>57243809
You don't know what you're missing
>>57243888
Won't be missing it for long, it seems.
>>57243866
schmelar
>>57243888
close to jaime lannister
brb, /brit/
teeth hurt
reading a lot about psychoanalysis and freudian concepts
pretty interesting and gives insight into why my anxiety and personality is so fucked 2bh
>>57243699
absolutely ROBBED the biccy cupboard lads
mummy is going to be FURIOUS
>>57243915
;^)
>>57243955
J'aime Lannister
>>57243983
hb x
Smh they got my car lads
willy hurts
>>57242974
Dave Russel senpai
>>57244022
What did you cop? Post haul.
business idea: people of other races might not actually be that bad after all
I'm back, and I didn't die on my trip, how lovely
found a lump by my armpit lads, think i might of caught the arl cancer
So sad!
cold out
>>57242974
Lee Manning
>>57244084
grime mentioned
>>57244082
I'm out
>>57243769
>>57243843
if it's dark rum i mix with ginger beer (dark & stormy) otherwise i do a rum tonic
alri lads
>>57244087
Had an ache under my armpit about a year ago and was pretty much convinced I had lymphoma. Not dead of it yet though so you should be alri
>>57244124
Alri max ford
>>57244082
I'm out.
>>57244093
nice
>>57244120
next time i get dark rum i will
right who wants a punch
>>57244124
alri
did a big poo just before my flatmate went to brush her teeth heh
really hope this gimmick is gone by tomorrow
knowing gookmoot he will forget and it will be here forever like the desu filter
>tfw most of my socks are boring
need to do a shop
>>57244120
sounds noice.
How do I find myself?
>>57244168
Bet she's strumming one out to the smell of your shit desu mate.
Fucking slag.
>>57244155
>>57244195
also sometimes just drink from t'bottle haha
>>57244168
did you dip her brush in it?
>>57244165
>zuniga
>zoo nigga
>>57244176
>amy schwartz
ahah don't you have some emails to leak haha
>>57244191
long + striped
>>57244207
maps.google.com
>>57244191
post of the year right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjXZmtg7GwI
>Ant & Dec were originally teen rappers
That is some bizarro shit
>>57244247
wew forgot desu
I'm only living by habit because dying's just too scary.
>>57244207
look in your local wanker shop
Finished Peep Show and Fresh Meat
What should I watch next? Thinking IT Crowd
>>57244207
1400ug lsd
>>57244208
>>57244222
feel sick reading both of these
>MethLab is an inter-dimensional psychological experiment. Members of our roster are researchers who have been in deep cover for such lengthy periods of time that some have even forgotten their previous lives. We've now gathered enough data from the rave scene now to return to our own dimension and implement the social evolution protocol that our people need - to avert certain self-destruction and stimulate // grow areas of the brain with sound waves that will increase awareness and reduce self-centred resource-based wars. Wish us luck, because if we fail and they don't destroy themselves - our people will almost certainly be arriving on your version of Earth in force to confiscate all of your resources and put you in internment camps. Farewell and thanks for all the good parties.
hmm yes
>>57244216
Mad cunt. What rum do you drink? Think I've only had cap'n morgsies
>>57244261
>Only now aware of PJ & Duncan
Fuck off you underage twat.
>>57244261
you didn't know that already?
how young are you?
>>57244258
damn right
>>57244275
Extras
>>57244281
Fucking poof can't even handle some harmless shit.
>>57244297
>>57244308
fuck off grandads, shouldn't you have families and mortgages by now
>>57244247
>long + striped
yes
Xanax is such a double edged sword.
It makes my time at work fly in but when I get home I have to nap for a few hours or I'll feel like I'm dying.
It's like I'm sacrificing my free time at home to make my time at work more fun.
>>57244264
dm x
>>57244281
as you should, sorry my tulpa was using the keyboard
>>57244319
calm down ''latasha''''
>>57244320
alright kiddo shouldn't you be in bed?
>>57244290
gosling's is my go to dark, mount gay black barrel for amber
white rum is shite
sometimes i'll get screech if i feel like a madman
>>57244208
>>57244358
It's the weekend, I can stay up as late as I like
sara
if you do drugs i automatically assume you're stupid
Bought this product in anticipation of coitus with a female friend I had rendezvoused with a few times.The third date was approaching and we had a greed to Netflix and chill at my place. We all know what that means don't we lads ha ha. In anticipation for my lady friends arrival I lit scented candles, changed my Star Wars sheets for something more suitable and laid out crisps and dips as a pre/post coital snack.
As I awaited her arrival I received a message from her, to my horror she had cancelled. Her excuse was her canal boat had flooded. Funny that, as there aren't even any canals within a fifty mile radius of our location. Personally I think she was with another man, dirty girl.
Although disappointed and disheartened I still however decided to give my newly purchased condoms a test drive. I dimmed the lights, put on a bit of blue and got to work. The condoms fit well and do exactly as they say on the tin. My pleasure was extended by many hours. Exhausted and satisfied I chowed down on my post coital snack now for one. What a night and what a great product even when using as a lone wolf.
does anybody else unironically like the new layout?
>>57244427
Even olanzapine?
>>57244372
Might pick up a bottle of gosling's at some point.
>>57244438
oh dare
>>57244452
no, I'm so glad someone figured out how to get rid of it asap
>>57244427
just drank quite a bit of calpol with some lemonade
I'm off my tits
>>57244452
It's much easier to read, but harder to see where one thread ends and another begins.
>>57244475
syncs on
>>57244407
Would unironically smash her up the shitter desu.
>>57244475
we're all in Bucks' sync btw
>>57244438
Would bet several shekels he has also reviewed at least one brimmed hat
>>57244427
which makes you stupid
>>57244488
How lad? Please share
so lads, who's side are you taking in the c-biz and nines beef?
>>57244540
What part of Spain you in?
https://twitter.com/LCFC/status/715813066483621888
what'a club
>>57244407
I'd honestly read Marx for her.
The rest of the commies are literal whores though and can go to hell.
>>57244488
I hated it at first but after a day of using it I prefer it now
>>57244569
april fools they don't have any fans
>>57244561
rasheedland
>>57244569
should give everyone free vodka and charlie so they can have a party
>>57244475
you're actually not allowed to call a rum + ginger beer mixer a "dark & stormy" unless it's made with gosling's because it's a trademark kek
very nice rum though
>>57244594
>>57244617
you're a poet and you weren't even aware
>>57244611
doxx'd
>>57244611
Do they try to sail boats to those islands?
>>57244665
come get me bb x
>>57244611
just fired a missile
good luck
gf just said i was shite
>>57244658
i think he was being intentional lad
https://youtu.be/nfdg2OmovuI
>>57244689
yo wassup pham
ok so that 1/4 is strong as shit i just took like 3 hits and im really fucking high
>>57244689
there are looky looky men about
and those african women who have learnt the ancient tribal art of hair braiding too
haven't seen any actual rasheeds though
>>57244698
witnessed
>>57244742
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>57244723
so he was quoting a poet, who had no knowledge of that fact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtkST5-ZFHw&feature=youtu.be&t=20s
>>57244742
ahh yes...420...smoke weed...pass the bong bro...seth rogan...ahh yes
hahahhahahha new article on maisiebro
https://www.funker530.com/jake-to-jihad-how-a-boy-was-turned-into-a-terrorist/
>>57244790
it's funny how both of these people are dead now
>>57244790
syncs on
>>57244747
The Rasheeds are going through Turkey, the ones coming through Africa are mostly Africans.
>>57244825
fire yo
drugs don't make you stupid. they make you lazy. which is just as bad
>>57244967
have had my most motivated moments after doing drugs
>watching a documentary about Edward Snowden and GCHQ on my tv
>TV decides to turn off
ahh, yes l
There is no anonymous.
>>57244967
>what is acid
>what are amphetamines
>what is mdma
lads
>>57245075
what Danny?
why so quiet today
>>57245096
we got given gfs
if someone gets "kevin boyle" in this thread or the next ill become muslim desu
Cameron Smith here lads.
>>57245115
Here i go then
>>57245115
I wonder what name database chink moot is using
Might be from a country or a game
The Gamers' "4chan"
>>57244651
fuck being told what to do by a rum company
>>57245160
both kevin and boyle have appeared
>>57245148
>sheila
KEK
It is i, Walter Sherman
>>57241937
I'm still shocked by how alarming retarded Charlotte Church sounded. I hate how celebrities think their opinions on socio-political climates are credible because they're so used to everyone else around them licking their arseholes.
>>57245235
Brother of P. Sherman 42 wallaby way Sydney?
>>57245148
NIVA TRUST A SHEILA
Got a fucking fierce shit brewing lads.
just listened to a couple songs my mate recorded us playing (me drums)
bit trigger happy on the crash cymbal haha
>>57245075
>tfw that's my last name
Got spooked there haha
>>57245356
donte do that
fuck normies in my humble opinion
What (BRITISH) comedy should I watch? Has to be from the last 15 years.
Thanks, but no Yanks.
i had some dr.pepper and i'm so fucking CRANKED right now
female friends on facebook are posting pictures of them in bikinis at the beach down south
>>57245356
>having a first name for a last name
cucked
not best pleased fuckign sync
>>57245439
post em for the lads
Snowden/GCHQ documentary has turned off for a SECOND time
GCHQ really don't want me to watch this
>>57245402
the office
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