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Liz Kendall edition
is a slag
me, you, and the other
>>57201058
feel grim as fuck for saying this but I would, dunno why though
>>57201143
>Implying anyone wouldn't
kys
>>57201143
thought you got permed on a static pal? how are you posting
>>57201143
who's this playing a trick?
>>57199685
>>57199685
>>57199685
>>57199685
real thread
Third eye approved newspapers
>>57201239
>>57201253
what the fuck does permed on a static mean? This is my first time on /int/ cause I wanna collect all the wee flags
so we're all in this thread then? or what?
>>57201286
never mind pal
there was some autist mong using the ulster flag before
he's got a permanent ban though so it's all yours
>>57199685
>>57199685
>>57199685
>>57199685
real thread
come on over friends
>>57201331
ah right, no bother then. What was he at? Just general prick behaviour aye?
>firearms should be allowed to anyone without a criminal record who can pass a basic safety test with them
>you should be allowed to conceal carry, and use them to protect yourself and your property
>anyone who breaks in to your home should be fair game to kill
>Immigrants who break the law should immediately have their citizenship revoked
>Vast majority of mosques should be closed, and the few left opened should be heavily monitored
>Islamic schools should be closed, and Muslim shouldn't should be made to follow the same curriculum as the rest of us
fixed the UK lads
>>57201384
we don't talk about why he was banned.
>>57201397
Bin the knife m8
WANT a paki gf
>>57201412
no bother, say no more
>thread wars
so fucking stupid. just pure autism
>>57201467
Snm pham
Health tip: drink green tea
did a wank, had a poo, now ive nothing to look forward to
>>57201477
ruined the thread t͏bh
Daily reminder that "static IPs" usually cost a premium and used by businesses or for hosting servers.
Just because you can't just restart your router/modem and get a new lease doesn't mean your IP isn't dynamic.
>>57201477
Yep, now they're both dead as fuck. Worst posters in /brit/ are the ones who post multiple threads. Absolute spastic mong twats
>>57201533
good to know
>>57201533
ELI5: how does one go about resetting a router? Tried turning it off and on but I'm still banned on /lit/
>>57201533
i expect this to be posted tomorrow and the next day
>>57201533
my old internet i just had to disconnect and reconnect to change my ip made shitposting seamless after being banned
>>57201581
clear cache and eat your cookies
>>57201581
did you delete cookies?
april first lads
looking forward to all the funny memes
Chuckling to myself out loud
Just laid an Amazon style anaconda
>>57201581
Try spoofing a different MAC address tbqh
the dhcp server keeps a list of MACs to
>>57201581
What did you get banned from /lit/ for?
so is this the real one then ?
not in the mood for this autism right now
>>57201634
I too partake in big poos
Who wants to smell my fingers? Absolutely just entrenched in proper pussy stink.
God, I'm such a coward.
>wake up
>thread wars
its too early for this shit, janny get em
>>57201608
>>57201613
Omg it worked
>>57201668
did you pussy out?
>tfw wipe a little bit of cum on my neck before heading out to London
>get on the train
>girl is obviously turned on, can't help it considering she smells my cum
>she starts fidgeting with her legs cross
Every time. I'm still a virgin though but one of these days
>>57201581
It depends on your ISP and modem/router.
To the best of my knowledge and personal experience in the UK it works like this for at least one ISP but probably more.
Your router/modem has a physical hardware ID address (Mac address) (which you can change or at least spoof). When you attempt to connect to the internet you'll send a signal saying "Hi, I'm MAC: ABC123" the ISP will issue the IP on a lease (temporary basis) based on your MAC address. If you change/spoof they'll issue a new IP based on your MAC address.
A lease may last weeks or months depending on your ISP, but if you truly had a static IP your IP would literally never change the entire time you're using your ISP.
eating cheese ask me anything
sister did a big stinky poo in the bathroom now it smells in here
>>57201688
You have to give her the zesty look, buddy. That way she'll subconsciously associate her arousal with your face. Unless you look like an ogre (maisie) in which case she'll dry up like a California lake.
>>57201653
Said Bukowski was a normie meme, and that true patricians read Bernhard
>>57201739
more like hes a ''im a lazy misanthrope special snowflake'' meme
>>57201739
Doesn't seem like that would be too controversial over there although you're wrong about Bukowski.
>>57201713
with what
>>57201793
salt and vinegar crisps
legs ar esore lads
>>57201813
>not ready salted
Any of you lads want to be my Miitomo friend? :3
Sainsbury's is on the cards later, what should I get you lids
who /not perfect but not their mistakes/ here
Business idea: talk to girls on the internet so I don't sperg out talking to them in real life
When I visit the UK I'm going to my favourite chippy, buying a block red Leicester and grating that entire fucking block of cheese over the massive portion of chips.
there's literally nothing you can do to stop me.
>>57201901
1 taste the difference bf please
JUST got back lads
really worried I might have fucked up big time desu
>>57201888
Downloading it now, will add you if I like it
>>57201864
fucking casual
>>57201903
we on that ultra light beam
>>57201958
OK :3
>walking to a class, not paying attention
>get caught by someone asking for donations for Haiti or something
>they don't speak English very well
>literally give them all the money in my wallet so that I can get away
>>57201926
will be difficult when you're in custody for all those child sex offences
I want to cuddle with a cute boy RIGHT NOW
>>57202011
I once went door to door with a mate collecting money for a church related trip to Haiti. Used the money to buy weed
>>57202011
How kind of you
>>57202047
same ffs
>>57202025
>triggered because potato
If that were the case then yes it would be, however it won't be the case so those chips are mine m8 AHAHAHHasuhu
>>57202076
She had some laminated pamphlet thing and made me write my name down, so presumably it was legitimate
I don't think I'm going to fight my natural desire to be nocturnal anymore.
commonly flys
>>57202156
Embrace the silent nights lad
What's on the agenda for today, lads?
ah yes the pawns have arrived
wish there was some sort of Young Conservatives club or something that I could join
>>57202190
did the horseys etc if you wanna play a full game la
sounds like you've been ripped off
*spends most of my life living in a gangster's paradise*
>>57202076
We did the same thing but Christmas caroling supporting a local under 18's football team. printed a thing off and taped it to a bucket. After like 3 doors some bloke gave us a 10ner so that was that.
>>57202211
*need
>>57202182
poo
brekkie
home workout
jummah
wank
Tornado season is approaching lads
listening to rare music
dont bother, you aren't cultured enough
>>57202131
we had a clipboard and a sheet of paper with fake info
>>57202182
oats
work till 2
gym
eat
go out and drink
>>57202261
Duck Season
>>57202284
Lemon pepper
>>57202236
>under 18's
bet you were in the dressing room before and after every game offering rub downs
>>57202246
What's so important that you're missing Friday prayers akhi?
>>57202302
I was 16/17, and the team wasn't real, keep up paddy.
Who is she, i need to know please
>>57202302
Excellent post
need a kgf
Is there a more beautiful instrument than piano?
>>57202315
jummah IS friday prayers kafir
>>57202334
get off your proxy, ulster
might have done an accidental impregerrs lads haha
*not actually haha*
>>57202360
Piano is probably the best, then maybe violin imo
posting rare music
suckle upon my cultural bosom,philistines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ova1d-FQBwg
>>57202373
Good thing no one cares about your shitty opinions
want to learn how to play a clarinet tbf. Is that gay?
>>57202363
Rasheed
>>57202360
Synthesizer
>>57202393
He's right though
>>57201397
m8 if your self defense laws are anything like ours then using guns for self defense will 9/10 times get you arrested
nanny state horseshit at its finest
>>57202393
no bully
>>57202396
if you shove the blowy bit up your bum yes
>>57202360
frequency modulation synthesis
just listen to this shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXs1U06FvHo
WISH I could play the pianner.
>>57202388
literally dancing naked in the mirror to this
in need of a back rub
>>57202433
get a 10 quid keyboard off gumtree, label the keys what notes they are
follow some easy youtube tutorials and you're away lad
that's why i did, still can't read music though
>>57202420
ilu thailad
>>57202436
i feel self conscious even when dancing alone
>>57202462
let the rhythms of Africa take hold baby
have hayfever. might not post during the course of today x
*serious post*
may have unironically gotten this girl pregnant because I didn't bring a condom and she isn't on the pill and I'm pretty worried and scared ngl
considering just cutting her off completely
*ahem*
in need of a back rub
>>57202460
ilu2
ffs lads I've got a 350 word essay due on Monday and I haven't even started
>>57202453
Was thinking of doing this actually. What age did you start and how good are you now?
>>57202483
shoot her in the head
russian executioner style
>>57202480
im too susceptible to famine to risk it
>>57202511
23 and only been playing a few months
i'm not great but i can play a fair few songs i like and it's p satisfying
>>57202492
*rubs it far too hard to show you what a hard cunt I am but acts like I'm being really gentle*
*does very hard karate chops against your back that you can feel echoing in your lungs*
>>57202507
>350 word
how will you ever find 20 minutes between now and monday?
>>57202483
you've received a blessing lad
is she your gf?
>>57202360
piano is the most beautiful instrument. I speaks to my soul. Nothing else even comes close
>labeled keys
are you ten years old
>>57202533
she's leaving the country in a week
but I don't want a call in a month telling me I've got a kid coming.
>>57202539
That's pretty heartening 2bh, thanks m8 I'll give it a go.
If you're not Anglo then you're not human
>>57202558
*huffs loudly*
*puts the tenner i was about to give you back in my pocket*
all i wanna do is have some fun
I will ensure to get high tonight, that is certain
>>57202573
he said he was 23 lad keep up
>bong lord
more like DONG lord
Questioning everything lately
doing a chillum
>>57202669
Why?
>>57202669
gay
>>57202690
Why not?
>>57202622
Remember to pass the blunt to the nigga on your left
>>57202539
yer I might start playing too
always been interested and I play guitar now but can't impress like you can on piano
>>57202584
offer to cook her a meal full of sage, it will force a miscarriage
>>57202690
third eye has awoken
>>57202711
sage advice
Thailad, do you think you'll ever live in the uk again?
>>57202721
it might actually be parsley but i cant remember
>>57202573
obviously i've taken the labels off now DICKWARD
>>57202182
A bit of cycling and tennis.
reckon I could /heem/ everyone ITT
>>57202711
this
give her a nice sage, caffeine and thalidomide smoothie
>>57202748
It's a possibility, really not sure though.
i'm on fire tonight
>>57202765
not me 2bh
>>57202711
would feel awful, don't want to force her to abort
I'm a Christian desu not a left-legger
>>57202764
>Cycling
Same, gonna do a long bike ride this weekend if it's nice.
>>57202782
you should move in with me and we can snuggle and shitpost together
>>57202804
>muh morals
Top cuck. Enjoy raising >your wife's son
>>57202819
we could do that here though babe
*glares at all of you*
*looks back down at the financial times*
My thumbs look like this
>>57202842
but I won't have my mum to cook my food and do my laundry
dude weed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfEtwgZAFLM
>>57202807
The weather is looking nice enough here in the south of England at least.
>>57202834
my son actually
but really if she;s not going to be in country I can ignore it and get someone else to raise my son
>>57202873
you can get a qt gf to do those things for you
>>57202891
blocked
What are some hobbies that would impress any girl? Already learning an instrument and a bit of cooking. I think I'm a gem and any girl with something between her ears would want me
>>57202931
>something between her ears
my willy
>>57202905
how easy is it to get a thai gf? I'm white 6'5" 85kg 7.5" cock
>most of Imagine dragons is Mormon
Who would have guessed
>>57202931
play a team sport
(a normie one like football or rugby, not fucking quidditch)
>>57202862
R8.
Post thumbs lads
>>57202931
Cunnilingus
Up the Ra
>>57202931
Anime and Anime accessories
>>57202967
not a fan.
>>57202959
10 minutes on tinder.
if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best
there's a tv show coming on that kyary is hosting
might give it a gander
>>57202967
Thought that was the famous willy on keyboard pic for a sec.
>>57202989
might travel to thailand and shag some thai birds in your flat if you don't mind
>tfw turned informant
>tfw working with Interpol to help them capture Thailad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic5vxw3eijY
CHOOON
>>57202931
being yourself
>>57203034
counter proposal, pay 10-20 quid a night for a very decent hotel.
>>57203040
>5'7"
loving every lel
>>57203034
>might travel to thailand and shag some thai birds
would that be sad? should i lie to people about why i went to thailand?
If someone really famous dies today everyone will think it's an April Fools prank.
>>57203048
how much for a 10/10 thai escort?
>>57203072
Yeah, it's incredibly sad desu. It's for desperate middle-aged men.
>>57203072
it is pretty pathetic. its like those people who pay to go hunting where they just sit in a little bunker with bait laid out and wait.
no skill involved or required.
>>57202931
Parkour
>match with 6+/10 women on Tinder
>some of them even message me first
>some of them are actually qt and their profiles hint they may even be interesting human beans
>never bother messaging them (not even back)
Met my last gf on Tinder, had a great time together. Spending time together went great, the sex was great, she got along with the boys great and vice versa with her friends. Genuinely really liked that woman. Only ended because it was looking fairly likely that I was going to the cages for a while.
Just can't be bothered anymore.
>Mumford and sons is British
Literally thought they were from Kentucky or something. Not ashamed to admit I like them though
Did the Miitomo lad enjoy it? :3
>>57203048
How much for a 10/10 thai escort with a penis?
>>57203131
I don't like the lead singer's voice 2bh
>>57203103
>>57203143
You don't need to pay for sex m8, unless you're old/fat/ugly af
Think the going rate is 2000-5000 Baht (40-100 quid)
going lunch
talk t'ye again
bye
>>57203131
There are probably a number of bands/artists you think are American who are actually British. The same goes for actors and actresses no doubt.
>>57203123
fuck off grandpa
>>57203113
completely unnecessary
>>57203166
>The same goes for actors and actresses no doubt.
I thought Christian Bale was American for he longest time
>>57203178
>tfw only 21
>>57203142
not really sure what i'm doing on it desu
what's your username lad
>>57203206
He sounds like a Yank in interviews sometimes too.
>>57203206
Brits are just that good at acting m8.
Una vela
why is half of this thread american and leaf flags?
are you guys all brits on vacation or something?
or are you just here and have another tab with /cum/ in it so you can have 2 circle jerks at once?
The most beautiful british woman ever
>>57203256
>why is half of this thread american and leaf flags?
A common language.
Don't know why neo-nazis are obsessed with Germans when the English are clearly the master race
>>57203256
*jerks my circle right into your mouth*
>>57203131
everything is secretly British or Canadian
or Oziee (if its shit)
>>57203270
I agree, she is a goddess/
>>57203281
This
>>57203256
I honestly don't like /cum/, too much weeb shit, the posting in this thread is more entertaining for me.
>>57203256
Brit on vacation
Ama
>>57203281
Nazis are idiots
not even the best Fascist party
besides Fascism was just an emergency plan for the time period to stop communism, not something applicable anymore.
KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING SCUMBAGS
>>57203165
>You don't need to pay for sex m8,
How else do you get broads with penises?
>>57203311
wtf i like her more now
>>57203142
Took a while to download the data, building my character right now
where's the best place to buy an office chair that will be used for long 8+ gaming/interwebing sessions
one i use atm has my arse hurting after about 2
this post was pre-destined
>>57203352
>>57203316
when are you leaving and please say tomorrow?
>>57202931
killing yourself
Flying to Thailand today to shag Thailad desu
>>57203365
No, I'm on "spring break"
>>57203345
http://www.toneleisure.co.uk/memberships/one-membership-somerset/
>>57203123
>friends
font
>mfw both my parents are English immigrants
I go to England twice a year to visit my grandma and grandpa, but if I had to pick it'd America tho, literally can't imagine myself living anywhere else.That might be because my parents are complete Ameriboos. My dad is obsessed with Clint Eastwood
>>57203401
i don't want a toned arse and i'm not out of shape
ty anyway tho yankie
>>57203416
>"I don't want a toned arse"
I want you to have a toned arse though 2bh
>>57203432
well you should of said
https://www.fb.com/mostwantedlads/videos/483747678496983/
me lads
>>57203447
get fit m8
>>57203416
Everyone should want a toned arse. It's the best kind of arse.
>>57203460
i am
this show with kyary is shite lads
shes literally displays all the mannerisms of a child
>>57203413
my grandparents left Northern Ireland because it was a shithole and I never plan on visiting
>>57203472
she is appealing to nonce's tbf
>>57203491
I thought you liked her
>>57203490
Sam Neill is that you?
a whole bar, i will do it, i swear lads i will do it
>>57203490
this except my granddad came from NZ
>>57203454
Have neighbors like this 2bh
Don't care if they smoke weed, I smoke weed.
Hope their brakes fail though, loud mouthed trashy cunts always fighting in the front yard and attracting police and shite.
How do I achieve Wolverine-mode lads?
>>57203520
ah yes the traditional Maori journey to Queensland
just found out sam neill isn't australian desu
>>57203468
*rolls eyes*
PROPER fit m8
I don't chase bad arse.
>>57203490
My parents probably wouldn't visit at all if their parents weren't alive, I really like my cousins tho, so I could probably try to make my way back to the UK every now and again
>>57203534
impossible
>>57203553
his name isn't even Sam, it's Nigel
Apparently he started calling him self Sam after he moved here because kids bantered him for having a bender name
>>57203534
Skip leg day forever
>>57203553
Neither is Naomi Watts. Guy Pearce and Sam Worthington are top English lads, but you can have them if you like.
I had a high paying job opportunity in Australia but turned it down because I didn't want to go though the trouble of immigrating to a new country, 2bh
>>57203575
Don't lie to me.
>>57203587
Is that how he gets the claws?
>>57203618
they literally all have australian accents and are citizens, hence they are australian
>>57203642
Nah not Naomi Watts.
>>57203557
you haven't seen my arse.
>Bernie Sanders keeps talking about how bad capitalism is
>Buys an Audi R8
Ah yes very impressive
>>57203636
You can try to get that look, but it'd be really hard unless you've got good genes, or if you're really determined.
But to go from runt to wolverine will cost you your life
>>57203632
good, know your place, yank
>>57203686
That's what YOU think
>>57203698
Sanders probably still doesn't know he's running 2bh. His Alzheimer's has him stuck in a fishing trip in Florida in '89. Keeps wondering why people keep asking him about the president when he's just looking for tomorrow's fillet.
gassier than auschwitz delousing shower lads
might just splash out on the best gaming chair on the market
https://www.overclockers.co.uk/vesaro-advanced-modular-racing-simulators-core-stage-9-turnkey-complete-racing-simulator-bu-000-vs.html
>>57203887
keep that arse nice and tender big boi
one of my favorite movies, 2bh
singles i read a book
dubs i play computer games
>>57203946
Read capitalism and freedom desu
Liz is love. Liz is life.
>>57203908
it's actually pretty podgy desu
goodnight /brit/ xx
>>57203957
no im going to read an oscar wilde play
>>57204029
podgy arse ≠ unfit
i've always had a fat arse even when i was 8 stone a few years back
>>57203931
Is it about horses or tanks?
>>57204053
>"I'm not fat, just my arse is"
Are you a black woman?
>>57204068
It's about a catholic priest
What April Fools jokes have you lads spotted in the papers?
Telegraph saying Brexit means we will be kicked out of Euro 2020.
Guardian saying the Royals intend to intervene in the EU debate.
Mail saying Olivia Colman to be the next Bond.
>>57204100
it's not that fat it's just a bit podgy
>>57204135
In the army? I didn't think priests were allowed to fight.
*sits perfectly still. as not to become subject of April foolery*
>April
Miitomo is so shit, sorry friendo
Thought it'd be like the sims but this cartoon is being interrogating me like crazy
>>57204270
Come she will?
>>57204184
Calvary not Cavalry
https://youtu.be/PYD-DIggB2k
>>57204164
>"I ain't fat, I'm thick y'all!"
>>57204309
Haha April fool! Gotcha
*rollerblades away*
>>57204371
you're actually both
>friend has fancied some girl for almost a year
>pretty much his first oneitis
>nothing ever seems to happen; it looks like a waste of time
>he's close to giving up on her
>...
>he got a nude last night
As a top lad, should I buy him a pint?
>>57204409
This brought a smile to my face. I hope it works out for him.
>>57204409
>nude from your oneitis
Literally why. Ruins the innocence
>>57204409
this post made me seethingly bitter grrrr
i hope he dies
Went to pornhub for a wank and it was corn themed called cornhub with videos of corn
NEW BABYMETAL ALBUM LADS
>>57204403
t. traded his gran for 3 potatoes
>Canadians never post in /brit/
hmmm
>>57204471
correction: 3 *magic potatoes
>>57204409
tell him to get some fanny my son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JXrDwtiqQs
Paul Joseph Watson has gone full Nazi, lads
>>57204520
I'm sure she was quite the spud either way m8
May she sprout well in the next life, rest in peace.
When I'm drunk I wish I was Christian, but when I, sober I don't believe in god. what does it mean?
>>57204584
when you're drunk you say/think stupid shit basically
>>57204584
Don't think Jesus had an issue with a little hooch
Water into wine and all that
>>57204552
Who is this cunt and why should I care
good morning lads
>>57204460
you dumb?
had the press release for weeks
>>57204584
samething but with drugs
always get really evangelic when on speed
when sober I have no interest in religion at all and an agnostic at best
>>57202993
what show lad?
Happy Friday
>>57204699
I always just wanked to jerk off for 9 hours on speed
Don't think the good Lord would have approved
>>57202993
moshi moshi nippon tv
Feel like I'm better than everyone else
>>57204713
oops >>57204774
>>57204697
Yeah, but it was RELEASED today
>>57204774
Think they were the people that were doing a little 'festival' at the concert in London.
Released on ur mum today
New is up x
>>57204868
Can hear the neighbours cat crying
