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Hannah Reid edition
Kyary
doing a poo
Take time if man wanna try me
My cats crying lads
desu
very slow this morning
>No 4chan april fool
bit disappointed with mook
Hope I get hit by a car on my way to work
>>57205012
Maybe she is a Korean after plastic surgery
Sainsbury's opened at 7am but feel like it's a bit early to go there. Don't want to look like a weirdo ya get me?
off to work bye lads
>>57205052
have a nice day
*Pinches you carotid artery*
*Punches you in the temple*
*haha! First of the month! ;^)*
feel quite good today lids might stop being a piece of human trash neet
jk april fools haha got ya
>>57205107
o u silly jew haha
Doing a poo right now
WHITE PEOPLE?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io7CdUN5MRE
Not really doing a poo haha April fools!
>>57205160
haha lmao hehe lmfao
I was born to this life that you're living
good morning Lloyds
just finished rectify lads
pretty amazing show desu
>>57205160
ahhh yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY
I would like to nibble and kissu on a brit bois neck while he sleeps :3
>>57205272
give it a rest you utter melt
Thinking about playing EU4? Any good?
>>57205272
fuck off bender
What would the average brit boi qt say if a random aussie woke him by kissu and nibbles on his neck?
is a wank not really the exact same thing as having sex at the end of the day?
>>57205327
autism
>>57205327
'no'
>Thinking about playing EU4
>someone on /pol/ told me I could live out my far right fantasy
>>57205326
delet this
>>57205368
Actually a Marxist-Leninist, want to annex Europe and JewSa
>>57205417
then yes it is good
What's the most useless key on a keyboard and why is it this?
should I have a drink tonight?
>>57205452
Oh my god is that a right click button!?
>>57205452
its useful when you cant right click for whatever reason
had a big long chuckle at your ruse btw
>wake up
>still alive
ahh yes, excellent
>>57205364
how so? you feel satisfied after a wank,
how is that different than sex?
>>57205454
Why does he have a picture of himself on the wall?
Also how can e affor to live a sunny forest wonderland?
this photo is staged
>>57205472
basically
>>57205476
Then which button is it?
>had a big long chuckle at your ruse btw
you're the first to mention it, hope it didn't take too long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m595hMxXou0
ahh yes EXTREMELY impressive
>>57205498
pepe=/= smug pepe
he lives with parents obviously
>>57205506
lasted 5 seconds
>>57205479
whoever made this one is a genius
>>57205542
thanks
*points to spot on your chest*
*flick your nose as you look down*
>>57205452
I probably use that key like 10 times a year
pause/break is the most useless for me
>>57205506
holy CRINGGEEEEEEEEEEEEee
I hate April fools day.
peng ting:
http://i.4cdn.org/g/1459495635281.jpg
>>57205542
Thank you
>>57205452
spacebarforsure
>>57205452
Literally the Windows key. If you use it it means you are not good with computers.
>>57205542
thankyou
>>57205504
was quite stumped for a good few minutes after tab failed but i got there soon enuf
most useless has to be the + and - keys next to the numpad
edit: or the `¬ in the top left corner
>>57205600
>using Windows + E to open explorer means you're not good with computers, as opposed to clicking Start > My Computer every time
good one
ah yes, capitalism is very bad
*proceeds to post anti-capitalist memes on facebook using my iphone while in starbucks drinking coffee*
>>57205573
I use it occasionally tbf
>>57205598
lel
>>57205600
u wot?
I use it everyday for Win + E, Win + R, Win + L
Do you even computer?
>>57205603
>Tab
that's cheating
>`¬
fair one
James lavelle <3
>>57205652
>I use it occasionally tbf
for what tbqh
Do you still use DOS lmfao
>>57205645
>communists aren't allowed to use phones and drink coffee
Fuck off lumpenproletariat
having a wank
>>57205683
if you're running something in terminal or command prompt with loads of verbose it pauses it spamming out so you can actually read it.
>to open Explorer
>Windows Explorer
I rest my case, m'lud
having a shank
>>57205711
example:
Win + R, cmd, type: tree
then try and read that shit without using pause.
>>57205731
you a nerd?
>why yes m'good sir, I do know all about optimal keyboard shortcuts for the Microsoft Windows operating system
>>57205731
Couldn't you just like
redirect the output to a text file
and read that?
Mixed Daddy's instant coffee with a bit of gravy
>>57205784
D E V I L I S H
>>57205758
I prefer 'cyber warrior'
>>57205764
How can you not take 2 minutes to learn useful shortcuts for something you've used most of your life?
>>57205768
that's unnecessary in most instances
>>57205802
>something you've used most of your life?
Speak for yourself you fucking plen.
>>57205696
>Starbucks
What is this, 2007? All the lefty cunts drink their hot brown in fair trade independent cafes run by one armed lesbians
>>57205807
So dp you use GNU/linux or OSx?
cut my mum's brake lines
I wish to violently facefuck you
>>57205825
hope you remembered to write "APRIL FOOLS" on the airbag
Gonna get kev cemented in history lads
What happened to Goldie Looking Chain? They were some funny fuckers
>>57205824
Yes.
>>57205834
is that today?
>>57205837
you going to assassinate the prime minister and leave a picture of kev on his corpse?
>>57205851
Which one?
I don't like normies
They should leave
>>57205854
555
Going to start using '555' for 'lol' lads.
>>57205802
cmd pausing seems pretty useless to me tbf
but I never use cmd tbf
>>57205865
Getting kevs entire youtube series collected in one blu ray disc
>>57205877
Make me
>>57205891
It's pretty useless for using it for standard MS shit, but if you're running Python or whatever in it, it occasionally comes in handy.
the tree command was the only one I could even think of to demo it tbf
Haha what a joker!
>>57205952
heh, are nige.
>>57205952
He's a bigot! A racist fucking bigot! He shouldn't be allowed to make jokes! He should be locked up for inciting racial hatred! A fascist bigot! My feelings have been impinged upon, this is not acceptable!
>>57205952
Unironically admire the guy
very witty
>>57205952
>all those laughing banter faces in the replies
Are people unable to use words anymore?
>>57205993
tbf it was 2015's word of the year
Business idea: National communism
So obvious the parents did it, but what exactly happened?
>>57206073
sold to some elite arab family
>>57206073
she opened her third eye and the powers that be got rid of her
I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS INSIDE A FEMALES VAGINA
>>57206146
why don't you
rate me video lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ova1d-FQBwg
no doxx pls
>>57206203
fuck sakes i am so fucking stupid
dw lads just dw i'll post it another fucking time FUCK
summoning thailad
>>57206146
>tfw no sex drive anymore
> lost track of the last time I had a wank
Are jews real?
>>57206316
fix your little /brit/ shortcut PLEASE
rely on it heavily xx
having it away
>>57206344
Very real
Is thailad a nonce? Why is he in thailand?
>>57206362
It's only fugged for today, you can use
http://thailad.zz.mu/brit2
until tomorrow.
that feel when you will never have sex
>>57206400
You will never have a car and 300 dollars?
>>57206394
ta lad keep up the good work x
>>57206394
why doesn't it like the 1st of april?
>>57206436
It's the anniversary of it's divorce. :(
are nige
>>57206497
lotta white faces there
Almost like UKIP are racists
>>57206497
extremely, good post
> last month the average rent for a one-bed flat in the East Midlands was £449, while a two-bed was £544. However, in greater London it was £920 for a one-bed and £1,166 for a two-bed
i fucking hate this city
>>57206540
heh supply and demand
>>57206540
>tfw live in East Mids
It's Pakiland here though
>>57206540
>Bangkok
>£200 per month for massive flat
>Swimming pool
>Gym
>short walk to underground/skytrain
such is life in this third world shithole
>>57205489
Sex is not just about ejaculation, you fucking virgin.
>>57206573
>It's Pakiland here though
And London isn't?
>>57206590
got any pics of your flat mate
>>57206590
What's your salary like
>>57206614
only with me in them I think.
>>57206540
Greater London is not really London, though.
>>57206628
ms paint urself out of em lad
>>57206628
Censor out your face isn't it
>tfw grill with no friends
>tfw can't go travelling alone abroad because it's unsafe due to men
REEEEEE
Never forget /int/
>>57206593
yes it is, the point is its meant to satisfy your urges, what's the difference if you do it by yourself or with someone else?
how is it better if the end result is the same?
>>57206623
good
>>57206643
>>57206646
means connecting my phone to pc, transfering etc. just see:
http://en.9apartment.com/
for examples
>>57206653
I'll be your mahram
>>57206653
ASL?
>>57206623
shite by western standard
>>57206628
ms paint me into them lad
>>57206676
>good
how GOOD
>>57206717
very good.
Obviously not what I could be making in the UK, but it's a shit but livable wage in the UK.
>>57206653
hello :) kik?
who /inbed/ here
doing a lie in
>>57206590
How much ladyboy dick do you suck?
Why are we so poor lads?
>>57206786
more like /inbred/
>>57206776
commonly flys
What are the requirements for being a twink?
Does 6'1 62kg qualify?
>>57206798
I'm not gay m8
>>57206452
extremely strong gimmick
>>57206830
>6'1
fail
>>57206805
that's mean
>>57206830
anything over six feet cant be a twink
Post your waifu.
>53 quid a month
>>57206835
So you're a pedo?
She's so beautiful.
>>57206905
>53 quid a month
Thank you for giving me yet another reason to kill myself, despite being unable to
>>57206949
shes just average to be honest with you
>>57206937
I'm not any kind of degenerate, u?
wew lads, what a fucking morning, got woken by the coppers at 7am about posts i made in /brit/ (https://desustorage.org/int/thread/56940891/#56942479), they it read out and asked me what i meant by it.
talk about 1984
>>57206905
Might move to Thailand, what's it like?
Genuinely have a shemale fetish so are they readily available?
My uncle (mum's younger brother) is rich lads. Net worth over £10M tbqh.
I have a relatively close relationship with him and I've gotten great presents from time to time. He's my godfather too, and a lifelong bachelor (47 this year) with no kids or other family.
How do I ensure I inherit his money?
came in a girl for the first time ever today lads
>Hotel near the industrial site my workplace is in is hosting a gypsy wedding
>They sent an email warning all local businesses to lock up their buildings over the night in question
>Claim to have not known that the groom's family are gypsies when they agreed to host it
fucking hell
>>57206971
Why would a cheap apartment on the other side of the world make you want to kill yourself?
>>57206988
>what's it like?
Bangkok is great.
>Genuinely have a shemale fetish so are they readily available?
Yes
>>57206905
>no kitchen
pass
>>57206982
what did you tell them?
>>57206978
Wouldn't mind shagging a trap tbf
>>57207026
What sort of job can I get? No much mental capability as I'm a scaffolder.
>>57207036
You are a belgian, spamming an American singer's pics.
Why are you doing it in this particular thread?
>>57207026
>Why would a cheap apartment on the other side of the world make you want to kill yourself?
Because I pay £950 a month for a 1 bed shithole on this side of the world and would enjoy having £897/month additional disposable income
>>57207062
free speech
>>57207088
you done fucked up son
free speech is a hanging offence
>>57207075
Beauty is an international, intercultural concept.
>>57205645
>>57205689
>b-but I'm fighting the system from the inside
>>57207121
hmmm
Fucking hate April fools if I'm honest
>>57207121
oh dear haha
>>57207069
that's fine by me m8, will still drink beer with you.
>>57207074
>scaffolder
illegal for you to do that here
http://www.thaiembassy.com/thailand/working-thailand.php
>>57207075
You'd be earning less tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBO2q7NHGM
>Stereotypical badger holding a burger
what did he mean by this?
>>57206982
Think this might be an April fools joke tbf
Just walked by the grave of two murdered children
>>57207075
move there and commute
>>57207121
damn was gonna go lol
>>57207004
Hope she gets pregnant vagcuck
>>57207215
aha nice :)
https://youtu.be/F8JYRpElzRc
rate
shut up dwayne
Reminder that if you're anti-Israel then you're an anti-semite
Good day to be a low-end wage cuck
>PS2 online servers shutting down today
fug
>>57207331
Who the fuck is still using PS2 online?
>>57205986
You think that's witty? Give over yank it's probably the most obvious and easy April fools joke he could have made
>>57207331
Reminds me of the Noble 14.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/yz7w5/i_was_one_of_the_final_14_people_to_stay_on_halo/
>Quarter of the way through the year
july 1st 1867 was a shit day 2bh
lets all not post for the next 14 minutes in respect for the Noble 14.
shut up mum im on msn
>>57207369
And? If time passing you by bothers you then do something about it. This is a non-issue
>>57207369
>quarter of the way through life (maybe)
>>57207393
>guy kept playing for almost an entire day with literally nobody else left
Supreme Executive Autism
>>57207347
me :(
>>57207373
>>57207134
fuck off
>lose £1m a day
>expect to stay employed
Why are people bitching so much about Port Talbot. If a business can't stay in business, why does it DESERVE to stay open?
Why didn't the employees re-train or seek alternate employment abroad if other, more profitable steelworks? It's not like this happened overnight.
>>57207402
DO WHAT? STOP TIME?
>>57207454
he went around every map one last time
>people saying it was sad
more poetic if anything.
>>57207469
Meaning she fucked a bunch of adult men and women who left her because shes just a pretty faced spoiled rich girl.
>If a man is not a socialist by the time he is 20, he has no heart. If he is not a conservative by the time he is 40, he has no brain.
What did he mean by this?
watching p*rn
me on the right
>>57206653
Get a male relative to escort you habibi.
>>57207525
it means i have no dick
don't care much for this normie warmie weather
have the urge to wank every morning even though I'm not hard
>>57207525
students are retards
>>57207525
fuck if i know politics are for ugly people LOL
>>57207554
Better than t'cold
>>57207492
It could have stayed profitable if we had control over steel tariffs
>>57207056
>Gegh ough ob mygh heagh!
(gags, coughs up anon's smelly spunk)
>>57207525
he means old people are racists
>>57207564
I'm literally the opposite
>>57207589
norman
Need a submissive gf.
>>57207502
Shut up dormers
>>57207554
what are you on about its freezing
>halo
12 years old out
>>57207600
will swap
>>57207492
Chinese steel is shit though. Cameron did all he could to kill off British steel by not adopting an EU proposal to stop Chinese steel flooding the European market.
I know your being a contrarian >muh free market but we are supporting a foreign economy which is stagnating and haemorrhaging loss.
>>57207638
I'm 41 you twat
Forgot to say "thank you" to the bus driver lads.
Absolutely devastated, my mum didn't bring me up that way.
How could I have been so rude? How do I avoid this in the future?
>>57207469
everybody is depressed you fucking spoilt, bubblewrapped piece of excrement
get over yourself
>>57207675
Am I the only one who says Thank You to everyone except my own family? Is it wrong what I do? Should I commit seppuku?
>>57207693
scum
>>57207645
Only as a favour to you
>>57207669
>joey
>Gabriel Agbonlahor will not play for Aston Villa while the Premier League club carries out an internal investigation into his conduct.
>The forward was pictured appearing to hold a shisha pipe while on holiday in Dubai during the international break.
ARE GABBY
>>57207675
>bus driver is Polish
>greets me in Polish because I'm Polish as well
>I want to help blacks people get jobs and off welfare by stopping illegal immigrants taking the jobs young blacks could get
>TRUMP IS A RACIST BLM BLM BLM
So black people hate Trump because they don't want to be a slave to welfare anymore? I don't get it. Trump has never said a single thing about blacks to be called racist
>>57207693
Bet he votes UKIP as well the fucking racist
>>57207755
Jack Smash mate
>there are people posting from their mobiles ITT
>>57207754
Aren't shisha pipes essentially vaping? Never understood why everyone goes so mental about them
>>57207762
wow yeah this post about american politics was really interesting mate
literally nothing more interesting
>>57207717
People say I use thank you excessively here. Like it's not normal to say thank you every time you go to the shop etc. Still do it though.
bristol streeeeet motorsss
>>57207802
Thanks for that
Thailad. I don't hate you, it's all been a big gimmick. I noticed how easy it would be to gain notoriety by aiming insults at a flag no one else had. That way i could keep it up easier, and more people would notice. You seem dead on actually.
April fools you fucking nonce prick, fuck off get a proxy
>>57207762
>>I want to help blacks people get jobs and off welfare by stopping illegal immigrants taking the jobs young blacks could get
Did he say this?
>Denise Robertson, resident agony aunt for ITV's This Morning, has died aged 83, the show has said.
ah yes
>>57207831
Thank you for your reply
>>57207834
he already has a proxy, moron.
>>57207838
desu I've never seen this person in my life
>>57207802
Same here, friend. I just don't say it to my family.
>>57207835
He says it numerous times and he constantly talks about how blacks are doing worse under Obama and how he wants to change that
>>57207834
I love you too m8
>>57207855
BEST
spent £120 tipping trannies on chaturbate last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UhUio29PP4
What a bloody racist
>>57207879
Seriously though, what did you do to get driven out of the country?
>>57207907
what job do you have?
*kisses you*
Good morning /Brit/
Why do we allow murderous Muslims that want to kill us in our country and not the Gurkhas
>>57207918
>driven out of the country
does this actually happen in real life?
>>57207944
scaffolder
>>57207962
What are Australians
LESS MUSLIMS
MORE SIKHS
>>57207983
how many hours of scaffolding do you think you did to give those trannies 120 quid
Pooing with the door open. If somebody was home they would see my secret tattoo
>>57207996
anymore*^
>>57207962
When your family say "leave or we'll tell the police about you noncing your nephew", which you've heavily hinted at being what happened
In that case Thailand makes perfect sense too
I AM READY TO SHOW YOU EVERYTHING I AM READY TO OWE YOU EVERYTHING I AM READY TO SHOW YOU EVERYTHING I AM READY TO OWE YOU EVERYTHING
maybe if the bloody gurkhas were paid the same as nurses then are brave footballers wouldn't have to risk their lives in BLAIR'S OIL WAR to defend the rights of bankers and their bonuses
>>57208025
exactly mate exactly you're not wrong there
>>57208001
don't know, get about 300 a week so whatever that works out too
did win £400 on a scratchcard the other day though
Just give the bankers bonuses to TATA
>>57208051
dear oh dear
>>57208025
ty for the laff
goin be dnite
>>57208009
What is Spain
Lad it's clear you upset your imam for having a lady boy gf and he banished you
filling just fell out lads haha
anyone need anything from the shop
>>57208082
Cornetto
>>57208082
cornetto
>>57208082
cornetto
>>57208014
>leave
Couldn't I have just moved somewhere else in the country?
>which you've heavily hinted at being what happened
What did I say?
>Thailand makes perfect sense
It really doesn't compared to almost every other SEA country such as cambodia, laos, burma, which are basically the wild west.
I do look forward to our discussions lad.
>>57208070
Explain Spain pls also 'kek'
>>57208082
cornetto
>>57208082
cornetto
>>57208082
cornetto
>>57208082
Copy of Monday's racing post please
>>57208082
cornetto
>>57208082
cornetto
>>57208014
He's Gary Glitter in disguise. Nonce!
>>57208082
magnum - not the gun or the condom
Cornetto
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