Queen of /brit/ edition
cara
right so 7 cornettos and a copy of the racing post
cornetto
janny isn't gonna like this
God bless Israel
cornetto
Was at my mates pad the other night and somebody went to the servo to get darts and was like anybody want anything and haha guess what i asked for guys ahaha just guess
>>57208150
JIDF LEAVE
cornetto
cornetto
>>57208102
People don't try this hard to defend themselves for no reason. Literally a wall of text
>>57208104
every girl you guys have as the op is 6/10 at best.
cornetto
>>57208158
MIDF LEAVE
*unwraps cornetto*
*opens Innocent Smoothie*
ah yes
lads please, they don't have that many cornettos, it's only a londis
>>57208104
This is a picture of my gf I posted in a thread last night. I didn't think anyone would make a thread out of her, let alone save the picture.
Please, delete the picture and don't masturbate over her. She's the love of my life and the thought of another man cumming to her haunts me
why are jewish women always so beautiful
>>57208175
I enjoy the back and forth
Jimin
>>57208138
janny doesn't like cornettos
>>57208150
God bless cornetto
>>57208156
cornetto
>>57208158
cornetto IDF stay
>>57208175
literally a wall of cornetto
>>57208186
cornettos are 10/10 at worst
our nige
Haha guys guess what i asked for ahaha its mental
>>57208217
cornetto?
back from the shop, they didn't have any cornettos so i got 15 twisters
Why is this thread full of working class northerners?
just picked up 26 cornettos for the lads
quite out of pocket now but the banter was worth it haha
Why do
>>57208198
are you trying to overdose on fibre you bloody mentalist
>>57208243
Yeah aha>>57208211
Yeah aha
>>57208217
Cornetto?
>>57208247
Why is this thread full of cornettos?
holding in a poo
>>57208265
haha what are you like
but really fuck off bruce
nah im just joking hahaha
but bruce out
jk haha
>>57208251
mine melted in your pocket, get us another one lad
pooing cornetto
Cheeky Cornetto
april fools
When is the British empire reforming and taking back America?
just put a cornetto up my bum
ICE CREAM END FIRST
having a cornetto
>>57208306
*unzips jeans*
right here lad just reach in
>>57208317
cornetto o' clock
Jesus
>le spam cornetto
VERY reddit
Plan for today
-Practice deep-throating my 9 inch dildo (can nearly take it all)
- Shave my back and bumhole
- Sell my old PS3 games
- Finish 5 chapters of my current book
- Order a kebab for tea
>>57208271
Yeah aha
>>57208293
Getting some mixed messages here
april cornetto's!!
If you had the chance to let a lad sit on your face so you could smell his bum would you take it
*cheekly licks on your cornetto seductively*
>>57208346
cornetto
>>57208346
C
>>57208338
>Practice deep-throating my 9 inch dildo
for what purpose?
>>57208336
This is basically how memes began on ancient 4chan, friend.
I for one welcome our new cornetto overlord
*shoves a cornetto up my arsehole*
Anybody want a cornetto with extra chocolate
>>57208338
>reading
>>57208368
>Simpson reference
Yikes, reddit
>>57208356
janny is gonna fucking BLOW
>>57208391
>he doesn't know the overlord meme
Yikes, newfag
Jenny is really a girl
>>57208406
Ay yes very goof
>Yikes, reddit
>>57208361
just like doing it, feel like a slut
>>57208383
yeah
>>57208406
Which is from the Simpson
>calling anyone else a newfag
You get bored of this after your first year here. You'll see soon
>>57208425
*janny
>>57208444
>gif
fuck off
>>57208425
>>57208453
Shes probably well mingun then
seething, downloaded the eu4 torrent but can't seem to install it. no youtube tutorial for it either except some slavs speaking foreign
help x
April fools I'm really just the thi lad with a proxy haha
>>57208452
I didn't say it wasn't from the simpsons la
It was used on /b/ before reddit was a thing afaik
>>57208478
*helps you*
>>57208489
Simpson references are reddit. Doesn't matter where it started
>>57208478
*hugs you*
>>57208506
Reddit goes on the defensive
>>57208478
was about to cause i got it working but
>x
yeah fuck right off you and the aussie bender can
what happens when your wank and blood comes out
asking for a friend x
Remember when posting Le wasn't ironic
I don't
Fucking Simpsons
>>57208506
if you say so grand wizard of redditshire
is milhouse a meme tho?
>>57208523
Didnt you used to post pictures of your bloody wanks?
>if you don't support israel then you must support palestine
when will this meme die
gonna chong on a biff
>>57208478
Use the fitgirl torrent you twat
>>57208523
could be something as simple as some torn tissue
could be something as bad as cancer
no way to know until you see a doctorb
I prefer Magnum.
>>57208506
oh fuck off you fucking twat
>>57208547
Just get a very reddit vibe from this post.
Like someone desperately trying to fit in with the 4chan culture
Gonna suck my neighbours member tonight when his wife goes to bed. Im a naughty naughty boy ;)
>>57208572
redditerrone detected
Gonna lick my neighbours cornetto tonight when his wife goes to bed. Im a naughty naughty boy ;)
>>57208582
I don't know how you're such an expert on identifying redditors but if you do it by spotting 8 year~ old shitty memes then... you're shit.
>>57208609
Fucking cunt
....d
Are
....n
....i
....s
....e
nothing like a wank and a coffee to begin your day
wish I had a lad on here who was obsessed with me like Thailad's secret admirer
I'm eating Krave, start your day right with Kelloggs!
nothing like a wank and a cornetto to begin your day
>>57208625
Just the desperation to fit in and attempt to use every meme that might make you seem like a 4chan man
>grand wizard of redditshire
Cringe
meow meow up the bum
I hope I don't have a heart condition
ARE NIGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AzBXNDNBtQ
http://strawpoll.me/7244684
just put my cornetto up my bum
ICE CREAM END FIRST HAHA
>>57208660
good post
>>57208646
I could do it, then it'd be like a stalker with a stalker, staking you.
>>57208655
DO A BARREL ROLL OR GTFO
>>57208663
Why don't you ever post anything good?
Surely the point of having a name is so people can relate you with good posts?
>>57208338
>- Finish 5 chapters of my current book
>- Order a kebab for tea
Reading the Quran, lad?
Ah, yes, pigment isn't hereditary you racists
>>57208684
>stalker
Don't flatter yourself
>>57208685
Post with a name so I can find my posts
Only doing it since my PC is dead and can only post from phone
>>57208494
>>57208511
>>57208519
>>57208556
worms. don't reply if you won't help
*throws a tantrum*
>>57208686
Kebabs are British
http://strawpoll.me/7244691
http://strawpoll.me/7244691
Rather important strawpoll
I M P O R T A N T
M E S S A G E
http://youtu.be/DcS-NglyU3M
>>57208703
You know you love me baby x
You've let slip a few times that you're 'just kidding' and 'actually really like you' (your words)
Don't pretend that there's more than one person here that loves you x
>>57208636
Coffee is really really bad for you to be honest, I suggest you stop that.
>>57208714
I always post from my phone, not hard to keep track
Also the as bad an excuse as Thainonce for trip behaviour
What's the average rent for 1 bedroom in London? Any lunduners here?
>>57208752
Why is it
>>57208752
no its not and no i wont ;)
>>57208766
bout tree fiddy
lads help me out, I need a 3 syllable noun to finish a lyric in a song I'm writing
Just one ________
Give it to me
>>57208747
Flattering attempt to inpersonate me. Doesn't work when I'm not an attention seeking trip though does it. Anyone can post anything anonymously. We all know what you've posted, and it's spamming links to your site and bring a general nonce
>>57208766
Storm could be in this thread as we speak and we wouldnt even know
>>57208766
Why are they all staring at him, i never understood
>>57208683
are pauline
>>57208758
Sorry lad but I'm going to walk away lol
>The royal family is seriously considering making a dramatic intervention in the referendum debate with an announcement that it supports Britain remaining inside the European Union.
>That the royals are prepared to risk provoking a potential constitutional crisis shows just how deep their anger is at parts of the British press and senior politicians.
>>57208797
Dolmio
>>57208819
does it matter? it could be a for a million reasons you fucking bellend
>>57208766
no one lives in a 1 bed flat in a decent area in london unless they're on £50k+
just did a big cum x
>girl texts me while I'm wanking to the thought of her
>>57208846
Was it sad bb? X
>>57208834
>>57208797
cigarette
>>57208840
yes it matters
>>57208819
I was the DJ that night. He'd just threw a drink in a girls face, started a dance off by himself then farted when I turned the music off
>>57208809
>Doesn't work when I'm not an attention seeking trip though does it
between us it works, we know what I'm saying and that's all that matters baby x
How's life?
>>57208766
>tfw this kid kinda looks like you
*sheds a single tear*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvrlTzeFRKs
Alri
>>57208797
Maloobchod
>>57208880
Have my doubts about the veracity of this post
>>57208841
What do most people do? Especially, students from abroad/outside London? University accommodation is expensive as fuck.
>>57208924
Have my doubts about the velocity of this post
>>57208949
live on the streets
Twins x
>>57208955
Have my doubts about the viscosity of this post
turbo rorke on Reddit lads
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4cuufo/in_an_effort_to_shed_light_on_the_islamisation_of/
>>57208974
Hate this bender twat desu
>>57208949
Commute in from Poland
>>57208949
what do you think? you live with other people to bing the cost down.
t. live in a 4 bed house for £425 a month all bills inclusive.
r8 my wife and her bf
Im a yank on holidays desu
>>57208997
fucking hate shoeonhead
just tries to pander to /b/, pathetic
>>57208997
is dat sum bawksy???
Aussie of his hossies lads. You can tell becauassie I feel the need to add ssie to everythissie
>>57209047
boxxy died you stupid shite
>>57209033
>I follow the current /b/ affairs and doings
hello idiot
>>57209061
pics or it didn't happen
>>57209077
just google it returd
>no one has told me how to go about installing the eu4 torrent
>>57209033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Myu3zwfGGwc
*goes to nandos*
*orders a hot half chicken with piri salted chips and creamy mash*
*asks for a glass of water*
*pours out the water*
*fills it with coke instead*
*saves 3 quid*
just reddittexted my lunchtime today
>>57209102
fitgirl torrent
Reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with protectionism
>>57209139
>chips and mash
disgusting
>>57209102
post the contents and we'll help you
>>57209047
No but she looks similar and is actually white
kind of like a neoboxxy targeted for a modern 4chan
>>57209104
I love her jewish accent
>>57209104
>450k views ($1 per 2000 views in adsense) for shiteing on about feminism just because she's an attractive girl
fucking wish i was born a woman
>>57209104
bit creepy how she's literally trying to be boxxy 2
>>57209139
Sillyness has no benefit to me, therefore it must be killed. Just like small animals. Sillyness is weakness, and I am strong. I am the superior being.
im not a feminist
im an egalitarian
>>57208506
>>57209177
plenty of popular male youtubers m8
I believe in you
>>57209162
these 4 in a folder
>>57208836
Get rid if they do
Trump supporter: make america great again
Me: trump is a racist and a bigot
Trump supporter: no trump will make america great again *he pushes me*
Me: hey dont resort to violence! This is meant to be a peaceful demonstration. Donald trump is a racist because he said that all mexicans are rapists and drug dealers, he also wants to ban muslims from the us, he wants to *by the way the trump supporter has been punching me in the head repeatedly since i began this rant about trump* ban an entire religion of people from entering the US. It doesnt matter if all you rednecks support trump anyway because he isnt even allowed to be president, the white house banned him from that privelege.
*Push the trump supporter off of me*
Trump supporter: help police im being assaulted
Police: hey you stop!
*police arrest me*
Me: but officer im here to protest trump im not like these people
Police officer: shut up commie *hits me with his nightstick*
Me: ow, why is this happening to me baka (shaking my head) im just trying to help the world see what an evil person trump and his supporters are and i end up getting arrested
don't really have any sex drive
Normies? Not a fan
>>57209221
highlight them all and extract senpai
Magnums? Not a fan
>9. A bounty is being offered to everybody who kills a rat in the Pakistani city of Peshawar. From Tuesday, residents will be paid 300 rupees (£2) for every rodent apprehended in the worst-affected part of the city. That bonus is reduced to just 25 rupees in the rest of the city.
Do people never learn from historical failures?
I have evolved beyond the limits of humanity, ascended to a greater level. You weak humans are bound by your emotions, which lead you to illogical actions, and ensure your extinction.
>>57209104
>all those anime avatars in the comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTWcEjj0w3s
>those comments and dislikes
>>57209253
>not being a proud alt-right anime fan
>>57209271
>complaining about 4chan on the imageboards
christ janny should be banhammering all of us then the pathetic plankton
>>57209271
see you in ten minutes
if everyone in america has a gun for safety then there must be no crime?
>>57209190
Probably started out one day thinking "Hey I look like this boxxy character, maybe I can profit off of it"
>>57209277
>tfw Top Gear is actually going to get cancelled
It's a sad day for petrolheads
>>57209277
Fucking kek
Didnt get any (You)'s on my big dumb post but idk what i was really expecting desu
>>57209277
Wow that looks bad, looks like it's time to buy Amazon Prime™ for just £79.00.
Taking posts from other boards and reposting them on others lads
Quality (You) bait
>>57209288
alt right members will be first on the cross
just ate a muffin
more evidence for Viking exploration of N.America lads. those chaps were a resourceful bunch weren't they.
>>57209353
>nope, the British definitely never achieved anything, it was all muh glorious viking raiders
Fucking historical revisionists
got a list of about 50 things I should be doing today but i'm just sitting here playing fifa career mode
>>57209303
when you put it like that, fair enough I suppose.
Just weird how 4chan literally destroyed the original with it's obsession and she thought it looked like a good idea to try and be her clone.
>>57209341
yes g'day reddit
>>57209369
vikings literally did nothing
they just set up a failed colony
>>57209353
Ah yes very good.
Native americans when will you be leaving then?
>>57209350
>>57209352
>>57209387
*polite reply*
>>57209384
4chan has changed. We're all old men now, nostalgicand longing for a return to the old days. We'll be nice to her because she reminds us of what we've lost
>Jeremy Clarkson did nothing wrong in my eyes
I hate Germans now!
>>57209352
I prefer the slav pop one desu
>>57209241
doesn't work lad
>Talking to yank friend
>tell him I respect Sanders for being anti-establishment, he's just the wrong kind of anti-establishment (4me)
>tell him I support trump
>he laughs at me and says trump IS the establishment
>uh, have you not been paying attention to how the establishment have been attacking him non stop for months?
>he says it's just a conspiracy to make people think trump is anti-establishment
Hmmmm
>>57208104
>queen without a crown
>>57208129
good post
hi
hi
>>57209483
>""""having"""" ''''yank'''' """"""friends"""""
Oh god, this is what people call music? These are the most viewed videos? This generation is awful. I wish I wasn't a part of it. Where are Queen, Iron Maiden and AC/DC when you need them?
>Spend £300 on McDonalds last night trying to get the top prize in McDonalds Monopoly
>almost half the stickers were duplicates
I wasted my student loan on this shit
>>57209550
>arrogant student financial planning
>>57209404
true enough lad.
>>57209465
>rar opener
what the fug, download 7zip.
What's in the folder containing this because the folder you're in says part01
Typically with split files you extract together All parts. If the download didn't complete properly or got corrupted you'll get this error.
also I'm assuming .rar but I can't actually see the format.
>>57209533
AC/DC had 5 good songs. The rest all sounded the same.
Same goes for all those "classic" bands. They were all shit
reeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee *takes a benzo* ree.... ahh. Excellent.
lad who recommends the fitgirl torrent, what number is it? cba
That is disgusting. I don't thing there is a single 'artist' in this list that I would voluntarily listen to (well maybe Adele if I was in that kind of mood). The general public is very easily entertained by rubbish... As I don't know any of this so-called "music" (when did this happen and what happened to real music???) I just started typing all the "artists?", "singers?" that sound alike and I got an acceptable score... Seriously, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Jennifer Lopez, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus... For me they're all the same. If I listen to one of their songs I wouldn't know which of them sings them... I really miss the 70s, the 80s, not that was music! A new revolution needed!!! Where are the new Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Queen, AC/DC, KISS, Black Sabbath...??? I have to agree with juanne... Reggaeton is cancer!!!
>>57209550
It is a genius idea by McD.
I don't care for the stickers and throw them away. If I were to get a sticker that is rare and throw it away, the pool of potential winning combinations gets smaller.
At the end of the day, there might be no top prize winner at all.
bought an electric razor for £80 and fuck me it gives a shite shave
Business idea: Mix Republican and Democrat ideas together into one great political ideology
>>57209550
You're angry at McDonald's for your shit money handling?
> Application to edinburgh to do a PhD there is still "under consideration" after a month
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57209575
53dcd94c4660c64870a281718f24981565442344
>>57209621
Typical Scottish scum if you ask me
>>57209621
You do realise that Argos will think you're overqualified with a PhD right?
someone from the council just came round to my house and said there was a complaint from a neighbour that the front garden is overgrown
literally thought they had the wrong house, there's like 3 plants and the rest is gravel
>>57209569
the folder contains all 4 rar files, it just named it by default. 7zip is crashing whenever I open the files, reeee
>>57209631
Shame when they hide the penis.
>>57209631
gf sent me that too
>>57209631
nice man hips
>>57209648
you're a bird x
can't wait for the housemates to go out so i can buy a takeaway without feeling guilty
>>57209675
So, when will you get rid of that jungle?
>Go through all the hoops society tells you to jump through otherwise you'll work in McDonald's
>Go to college, go to University
>Still can't even get a job in McDonald's
And boomers still complain about young people for being angry? They're drilled into their brains from childhood that if you don't go to university you'll be flipping burgers. Yet graduates are lucky to be flipping burgers.
University is a Ponzi scam invented by boomers
>boomers
disregarded
>>57209753
t. gender studies major
>>57209483
>he says it's just a conspiracy to make people think trump is anti-establishment
Well, he's probably able to park wherever he wants.
Still, Trump might be anti-establishment in the political sense, but he's very much establishment from an economic and social pov.
>neighbour has literally THREE whole plants in his front garden
Honestly there should be a law against this, my cat has basically nowhere to shit any more
LADS
>>57209678
sounds corrupted m8, just go for that fitgirl one
just started shaving, how long till I can grow a full beard
>>57209822
What a LAD
what's this torrent you're talking about
feel left out
