Basedball SOON edition
basedketball
mine
2nd for the Reich
>wine
>bitter
cum lol
>>57202164
Good lad.
>>57202187
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>57202221
>one away from quints
:3
I'm going to sleep! Wish me sweet dreams!
>>57202221
Thank the french for that one
I'm not going to sleep early like I planned.
>Canadian boipucci
name one thing wrong with leaves you ungrateful hosers
>>57202282
It's okay. Live life to the fullest.
>>57202297
they cover my yard , dry up and die and look gross
>>57202297
They taste bad
>>57202301
Awww, who pissed in your poutine?
We are both on a Azerbajani underwater bastket weaving forum, besides.
>>57202357
>basket
I can't type, and no one has wished me good night.
>>57202422
go to bed retard
>CIA
>>57202435
That will do, dumbfuck. :^)
Thank you!
>>57202409
>waiting on nudes from a girl I just met
Have I finally reached normie status?
>>57202110
Do they know how mine-thrower work?
This ball will simply fall into the barrel.
>>57202493
That's... Just hetero status.
>>57202508
You are rude, t b h.
chihuahua is the best mexican city
mejor rojo que muerto
better red than dead
plutôt rouge que mort
What does ex-yu mean Tbh
I hate this game ;_;
>>57202618
ex-yugoslavian countries
anime is food for the soul
>>57202649
just give everyone random stuff you find on the ground until you find something they like
>>57202649
>Playing call of duty
eww
>>57202490
Offensive pls remove
>>57202694
Oh, CIA-chan... Why are you such a faggot?
You can tell, us. It's safe here.
>>57202694
belittle me more pls CIA-sempai
my ex girlfriend told me once that I give the best hugs. Anyone want a hug?
>>57202802
Let me guess, April fools?
>when bae starts to suck only the tip and you're trying not to cum
>>57202802
Fuck off normalfag
>>57202805
>>57202820
it's still 11:12pm here in march so no. dw. I won't turn on blademail or something.
>>57202832
you look like you need a hug the most.
>>57202839
What a god awful post
You should be ashamed
who drinking here lol
>>57202802
ur mum told me I give the best dick. Anyone want some dick?
>>57202886
waiting till Friday evening, already spent Monday and Tuesday hungover
>>57202889
Kinda disillusioned with the dick lately, but I appreciate your offer.
I still can't believe I used to create accounts on the Washington Post and the Daily Mail just to have a cyber argument with their editors over them slandering China. What a waste of time.
>>57202930
I'm not even going to ask about this one...
>>57202930
I want you to be lying.
>GoLlaPPsE of dA (you)SSr wUZ a MiSDaKe
Staying up for days on end is the shittiest high ever. Prefer opiates.
>>57203012
Keep your shitty latino maymays outta here.
I've been told that too. Is giving good hugs a sign of neetdom?
I got in to an abusive relationship and now I can't get out, help
>>57203028
can't stop me
>>57203059
Break up with them over text like a bitch.
taking a shitton of antibiotics for Lyme disease for the next 4 weeks
fuck ticks and everything about them
>>57203045
I've always been a beta faggot and hugged everyone, and my gf says I'm more cuddly than any guy she's ever met or heard of.
>>57203073
Shit man, did you catch it early at least? Lyme disease is awful
>>57203035
Por que mi güero?
>>57203073
make sure to eat lots of yogurt, there's a certain one you need to eat to combat antibiotics killing everything
>>57203090
fuck you too, baby
>>57203111
>guero
he is a peruviANUS
>>57203090
went on a date hike over the summer with a qt, got a tick and didn't think anything of it because my area's not prone to Lyme.
Had some achy joints lately and went to the doc and they ran a Lyme test and it came back positive.
>>57203070
but they know where I live and work, anon
>>57203059
Become the abuser...
t. someone who has no clue what hes talking about
the canadian cia is a fake
>>57203148
abusive doesn't mean stalker, cross that bridge if it comes and get a stab-proof vest
>>57203127
>gUero
Escribe bien, pinche enano tlaxcalteca
the mexican Anónimo is a fake
where is this?
>>57203198
you got me
>>57203225
Zamora, Michoacan
>>57203225
sabe pa
se parece a guanatos
just not feeling life right now yall
>>57203059
Find a better man and let them duel your current one.
>>57203269
No
I want some cookies but I need to go shopping for food again
>>57203274
no joke, I dd that before and now it's a never ending cycle. At this rate I'll end up with Hercules
>>57203310
will I ever find a husband?
>>57203284
>that filename
i-is it really you?
only the real cia would know the answer to this question
who made this >>57203310
>>57203269
could be worse
>>57203310
Will CIA die today?
Just thought about it and realized that I spend roughly 200 dollars a month on alcohol. I went without for the first time in months last night and had a horrible time trying to get to sleep. This is worrisome
>>57203326
aw...
>>57203341
>"now how the hell do I land this thing"
>>57203343
April fools! lol
>>57203310
Am I going to get all my work done tomorrow?
>>57203310
Is CIA a faggot?
soon, lads
>>57203354
welcome back m8
>>57203370
Thanks for the answer CIA
You may think it's April fools, but for me, it's "I got to spend $1,800 on the eternal rent jew"
Fuck you
>>57203412
lel fagg
>>57203402
are you still in their blacklist?
>>57203359
the funny thing is that the heli was stuck in an orbit and never crashed. Some say they're still flying around in circles, those poor souls
>>57203412
as in your rent is due?
what the fuck are you renting?
I'm really self concious of my body despite not being overweight and having had multiple girls approach me and give me their number or ask them out.
How do I fix this?
>>57203433
dog bless their souls
>>57203450
lift weights
run miles
>>57203450
learn 2 love yourself
>>57203437
a 700 square foot apartment
>>57203462
Even when I did exercise all the time I was still self conscious, it has nothing to do with being in shape.
>>57203466
I do love myself, I just think I'm ugly.
>>57203455
kind of weird you'd get banned but not people who literally just spam anime reaction faces and fuck all else
>>57203485
do you live in sf or something dude? lmao
wait that's too low for sf
>>57203455
pretty sure you told me once about a screencap of a certain confidential conversation between mods in an irc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh1kgwF6Z-I
BEEEEEEEASTA
I think in a move of solidarity the great nation of Cuba should be invited into /cum/.
>>57203606
so it really is you
to be honest i had my doubts but now i see that you were not lying
anyway now that I get the chance to ask, are you using a canadian proxy or are you in fact a canuck?
Reminder that "Yes we can" almost 10 years ago.
>>57203637
I think you pinkos should be lined up in front of a firing squad and executed
>>57203606
It's amazing that the mods think /sp/ only started being terrible once the outlels started posting.
>>57203606
/sp/ is compete cancer though.
I say this as somebody who posts on /sp/
>>57203654
You mean 8?
>>57203658
Canada isn't that bad.
Reminder Donald Trump has tried to kick people out of their homes so he could build parking lots/hotels and he has also hired illegal Polish workers for cheap labour.
Also, he said he'd date his own daughter.
>>57203676
His campaign started way before he was elected.
>>57203689
well it's either him or Hillary
so good luck burgers, you'll need it
>>57203689
Reddit has just deposited 50 cents into your account.
>>57203689
So has Hillary.
So has Cruz.
So would Bernie if he had a job before he turned 40.
>>57203689
his daughter is pretty fucking hot to be perfectly honest
>>57203689
Well, maybe people should know who they're renting from.
>>57203708
>CIA admitting he's a cuck
kek
>>57203714
how do you not work until you're 40, anyways? faggot looks old enough to have grown up in the great depression. was he some trust fund baby like our faggot weedman?
Parents found out I voted for Trump. I think they're really disappointed.
>>57203752
He's a Jew. What do you think?
>>57203752
Probably lived off welfare or has rich parents or grew up on a farm in vermont or something.
Hell it's possible he worked under the table for most of his life, it's not really that uncommon over here.
>>57203766
good point
>cia actually is autistic with an inflated feeling of self worth
wew
>>57203756
Build a wall out of Legos in front of your bedroom door and make them pay for it.
>>57203784
its not like this isnt common knowledge, senpai
>>57203784
Kinda reminds me of Sean on /sp/. Wouldn't be surprised if they're the same people.
>>57203790
this would be kind of awesome
>>57203784
Read what was visible of the plot line on the computer in the background. Pretty interesting 2bh
>>57203784
It's only funny because his only claim to fame at all on 4chan is telling people to kill themselves.
I literally don't know anything else about him
>Someone gets permabanned from a regular forum
>They simply never visit it again
>Someone gets permabanned from 4chan
>They dodge ban after ban just to keep posting here even though the site owners literally do not want that person to use their site
The ride really does never end
>>57203831
Oh, hey sean.
>>57203832
He's autistic, so he doesn't know what else to say
>>57203874
Has anyone gotten permabanned from here?
Daily reminder, reality has a liberal bias
>>57203874
More like wait until they get a new computer and go back to it.
>>57203874
>implying 4chans owners own the community
That has literally never been the case. Anonymous is its own entity from 4chan, the mods may be the police of this website but they will never truly control the users of the website.
>>57203912
I wonder if people will keep saying this and "it's 2016" after Trump wins.
>>57203912
Daily reminder that just because you have a thought when you're high, doesn't mean it's right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYUKsRL-YBM
>>57203936
did he get caught taking pictures of students on campus?
>>57203936
whu he do?
>>57203901
quite a few, or just scared away when people found out who they really were
>>57203998
FWG kek
>>57203951
Why is he smoking in the video, he couldnt wait?
>>57204020
yep, that one
good thing too, that was dark times
Welp, just got banned from Omegle for mentioning my wiener.
>the patriots now have two elite run blocking and pass catching TEs
>their O-line will be healthy again
>their WRs will be healthy again
>Dion Lewis will be healthy again (was ranked top 5 before getting injured in the entire fucking league)
>not to mention they could draft a HB or a WR or even O-line early
Ring #5 on the way bay-bee
>>57204070
You are sean.
>>57204027
slow suicide
something about throwing his ex in front of a train for his own gain or something
>>57204070
I knew it was you sean, I'm still more of a patriots fan than you are, I don't care how many games you say you've gone to
>>57204141
Still have frozen corn dogs in my freezer
thank the lord
>>57204086
Can't relate to any of that unfortunately, sure its profound for many others though
https://youtu.be/9pq_3OheqzU
How did black people get MORE racist after we elected a black president to two terms?
Like what the fuck happened?
>>57204239
They assumed every criticism of him was racism and it pissed them off. Not to mention the occasional genuine racism mixed in.
>>57204239
They thought Obama would strictly represent them when he did a pretty good job of representing the middle class (and all his rich friends).
Another one of my cousins came out as trans, /cum/
So now out of my cousins, there's two trans and two gay. Odd family I have.
>>57204299
Are you a...uh...(clears throat)...a progressive family?
>>57204262
>>57204278
I dont think most black people give a shit about Obama or know anything about the criticism against him. They feel mistreated because of the shootings and use it as an excuse to vent their own frustration. They are uppity as hell though
>>57204299
Can you come out already now?
>>57204340
The weird thing is, one of the gay & one of the trans cousins are from the most conservative family.
The other two are from just weird families.
>>57204299
That's pretty cute, I couldn't imagine being in a family like that.
>family of guys (for whatever reason my family can't have women)
>all are hard working well adjusted and pretty good looking
>be me
>not very hard working, not as fit, but still pretty good looking
>always the youngest one
>only had 1 gf
>not even looking for a GF anymore because I can't relate to women and I don't trust women my age in general
>pretty sure everybody in my family thinks I'm gay
>constantly have this feeling that everybody in my family thinks I'm a bad person (although they are all insanely good people and none of them would ever shun me or w/e)
>know that one day I'm going to change the world
I'm gonna go to /ck/ and bring us back and image. It's about time we enrich this place with some pics.
>>57203949
this
>>57203756
My parents know I support Trump and they're okay with it because they think anyone who supports him is just doing it ironically anyway
They asked me for specific reasons why I support Trump but I didn't want to seem too redpilled so I just spouted some meme facts like the wall
They are okay with me unironically being a Republican though for the record
It's that time again
So where's our /ck/ pic?
>>57204383
I wish I was gay or trans, then I would have an excuse for being a moody fuck.
>>57204404
I'm sorry anon. ;_; I wish you luck.
My family is mostly women for cousins, with only 4 male cousins. One killed himself so he's out, and one of them is gay and out. All are pretty feminine though. Well I guess 6 now since two are trans? I'm not sure, I get confused. I try though.
>>57204430
We shall educate ourselves for a better /cum/ tomorrow.
>>57204454
It's always that time
t. That clock
>>57204488
But I already knew all that. Plus you can get protein from nuts and certain veggies too.
>>57204470
>I wish I was gay or trans, then I would have an excuse for being a moody fuck.
Be careful what you wish for
>>57204515
Not everyone has common sense. That's why 4chan exists.
>>57204470
>I'm sorry anon. ;_; I wish you luck.
Don't be sorry for me, be sorry for those that don't feel loved.
I'm blessed to have a family that I consider to be better than me, it gives me something to work towards, I will never be comfortable with where I am as a person because I grew up with a huge amount of role models and people I still respect today.
If I could give you any advice, having never been in your situation (I've only ever even seen 1 person that I knew was gay and that was 10 years ago), I would recommend you try to be nice and support your trans cousins as much as possible.
I personally consider it a mental disease or whatever the proper term would be and you should really try to support them because of it not despite of it.
A large portion of people who go trans end up killing themselves because of it later in life. And even if you aren't comfortable with their life choices, that isn't the kind of pain you want your family to have to go through.
god dammit why is it so hard to pick a fucking porn video
>>57204470
Forgive my ignorance, but how did they come out as trans? Did everyone think of them as one gender, then they declared they were getting HRT and/or surgery?
/ck/ seems like a genuinely interesting board.
>>57204602
>not having a list of 120 favorites on exhentai to fall back on if you cant make a decision
>>57204602
I just watch several at a time on different tabs and then by the time I'm ready to cum I'll have decided on one by then
>>57204602
I feel your pain.
Currently trying to force myself to fap quickly from now on, it's really fucking hard though.
>people out there literally get off to internet doodles
almost as defective as the gender confused in all honesty
>>57204555
No, I know, and I am supportive and nice to them because that's who I am. My other cousins suicide actually tore apart my family and we really haven't had any full get togethers since. But yeah, thank you anon.
>>57204620
The first cousin was just very quiet about it, but the second cousin changed their name and gender on fb and announced it that way. I'm assuming it's pretty serious because that's the kinda person this cousin is. Not tumblr, but very serious.
>>57204720
>He literally gets off to colored pixels on a monitor screen
Everyone who watches porn is mentally defective
>>57204752
>>57204720
>he masturbates
What. the. fuck.
>>57204752
*remembers that time I glued your mom's eyes shut*
Ahh
good times
AALLLLL YOURS
BABOOSHKA, BABOOSHKA, BABOOSHKA YAYA
AALLLLL YOURS
BABOOSHKA, BABOOSHKA, BABOOSHKA YAYA
AALLLLL YOURS
BABOOSHKA, BABOOSHKA, BABOOSHKA YAYA
>>57204778
This. I literally haven't masturbated for 11 months
>never listened to system of a down in highschool when it was popular
>now I can fully enjoy it without normies telling me how it's mainstream and ruining it for me
feels good lads, they have at least 2 good songs so far.
>>57204778
>He gets sexual gratification at all
Disgusting, how can you live with yourself?
http://exhentai.org/g/654191/16cfd8b9be/
>>57204851
Le sad panda XD
>>57204825
Nice. It's the opposit for me. I was a fan of Fall out Boy (I know I have a pleb taste but lmao who cares) and people would get really mad because I didn't like the stuff they like. Nowdays Fall out Boy makes pop music and everybody is pretending to like it.
>>57204902
Really? Is this a german thing? Fallout boy was really popular when I was in middle school/high school and pretty much everybody listened to them where I lived.
You're the first person I've heard even mention them since then lol. Do you guys listen to bands like good charlotte there too?
>>57204851
well at least it wasn't gay shit
>>57204937
Yeah, but it's mostly "scene" girls or "skater" guys. Same with panic at the disco, Paramore, Papa Roach and all these bands. I mean stuff like that happens but it's annoying if your favourite songs start to get played everywhere by everyone. Good Charlotte is relatively unkonwn but sum41 and blink182 are relatively big here at the moment. Besides that german rap is becoming more and more popular but that shit is cancerous.
>>57205078
>panic at the disco
forgot all about them
>Papa Roach
now you're just making shit up, they haven't been relevant since the 90s.
>>57205124
No, I'm serious. I don't even know how this happened, because they only play their old stuff like last resort and forever but somehow they are relatively popular among young people.
>>57205194
I think Europe might just be 20~ years behind america in music
since we're talking about old shitty music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ldjbjwim4k
everybody remember this shit??
brings me back to high school
>>57202995
>new trailerpark boys season has snoop dog for some reason
>youtube had snoopdog vision for some reason
when will rap finally die out
>>57205282
Yes I remember it because I still take time to look at old vanilla WoW montage videos to remind myself of the nostalgia.
https://youtu.be/xwVwxuKPy5E
Video very related
>>57205354
I miss WoW desu
It's not the same :(
pre-cata wow was so fun
I'm watching an old video from when my friend and I did a heroic dungeon in wotlk without a tank and we were so proud of ourselves
Man he was a keyboard turner too
why is everyone bullying canada today?
>>57205282
Linkin Park was big when I was in school. I think the only CD's I ever bought were for their music..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H4l9RpkwM
Remember liking the music video, the sketchy designed looked cool.
>>57205404
It's pretty sad to think about how good the game once was and everything that happened to lead it to be as bad as it is now.
I raided with the -50 DKP guy in BC, it was probably the most fun I'll ever have in a video game.
>>57205407
Shitposting cycles.
Current copypasta was from an angry Colombian poster I think. Also some guy from Slovakia really hates us. Otherwise it's just Australians and lemmings doing their thing while the janitors ignore it.
>>57205414
fuuuuuark
everybody was so into LP at the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yzu-4kJg6g
what about AFI?
>>57205433
no fucking way, you raided with him?
players are too lazy and entitled now, raid leading felt like babysitting
>>57205263
I think it's a german thing. The situation in Britain will definitely be different and same goes for italy and france, as they have these quotas for bands from their own country which we don't have. These are our top 100 currently, so you can judge by yourself if you want to.
http://m.mtv.de/charts/5-hitlist-germany-top-100
>>57205282
lel I've been listening to their first album two weeks ago.
>>57205466
I did, I even still talked to him until recently. He just got married last year.
>>57205487
were you in the video?
Did he call your name?
Did he always play shitty techno music in the background?
so many questions
>>57205466
I think I recognize the singer but I don't think they were popular in my area.
I'm also reminded of Tatu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HL-N9oOjcs
Apparently the singers weren't lesbians, at least according to something I read years later. Supposedly their manager made them pretend.
>>57205520
That video is from Vanilla, I raided with him starting in BC.
>Did he always play shitty techno music in the background?
It was relatively common in BC, because he was more into drugs back then.
He raged like that every progression raid btw, one night he broke his mouse and headset on an archimonde wipe.
>>57205530
yeah i heard something about that too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKsxPW6i3pM
some more nostalgia music
>>57205578
oh yeah i'm dumb it was ony, it's late and my mind went blank, is it gay that I got super excited about you knowing him? lol
was it funny when he raged?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbeBJPbZiOY
more nostalgia music
What should I do?
>pee
or
>cum
dubs decide
>>57205407
i think canadians are cute
>>57205643
>was it funny when he raged?
It was the main reason I stayed in the guild, he would rage at people who fucked up, if we had a boring farm night he would often invite randoms from trade chat and pretend to recruit them just so he could rage at them during the raid. I almost never messed up and when I did I held myself accountable so he never really raged at me.
So yeah it was fucking hilarious.
https://youtu.be/vPt1bckqJmU
Here's another video of his, I wish I still had all the vent recordings from back then that I use to have, it was without a doubt the best guild I have ever been in and I still talk to many people from it daily despite not playing anymore.
>>57205676
Still listen to them regularly desu
lads we're getting fucking slaughtered by memes and banter out there
Humble Bundle posted on FaceBook about a pay what you want bundle for fonts
It's april fools and all, but their last few bundles have been so shitty I actually believed it for about 5 seconds
If I had a nickel for every one of you guys that I could beat in a fight I would have 49 nickels
>>57205643
good album desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft1lxiWFbDk
AHHHH FUCK WHHYYY
>banned from sp for two days
Fuck lads, the games are this weekend. I can't shitpost
>>57205782
Lemme guess, "April Fools!"?
Is having kids like having younger siblings?
>>57205744
m8, I could have you unconcious on the floor faster than you can say 'Sugar ray robinson'
>>57205735
too real satire can hurt
an april fools in a local town paper said the town counsel passed a bylaw to fine people for having "ugly" beat up cars in view of the public. it was a tourist town and we'd get all kinds of rich assholes from the city who destroyed trailer parks to build cardboard condos so I believed it for a bit and got kind of angry. locals are kind of poor on average.
>>57205708
I'm so fucking jelly, you don't even know. Thank you for answering my questions and sharing your stories.
I just had a cozy social guild, I still talk to some of them, some of them even have kids and shit now.
>>57205725
do they have new shit? that song is pretty catchy desu, it always comes up on my pandora
>>57205794
post from your phone if you're going to shitpost
Reminder that social anxiety is a meme and you're only setting yourself up for failure if you convince yourself that you actually have a problem that stands in your way of being you
>>57205818
I hate agreeing with this but it's true. Quit trying to justify being a recluse. If you suck at socializing it's more likely that you are just shy and nervous rather than broken as a person.
>>57205815
No idea I still listen to that album pretty much every song on it is good.
>anime
>>57205744
Have you trained in anything?
>>57205818
>I don't have something so it doesn't exist
You seem like an intelligent and well rounded individual
>>57205858
>Manime
>>57205872
what's up with those elvis hairstyles?
>>57205818
>>57205848
>>57205676
https://youtu.be/gPCMx8yS7c0
>>57205818
Don't listen to him.
Some traumatic events fucked up my behavior for a while and you shouldn't be afraid to seek help for it if you have developed it.
>spain'd
