Patriots edition
>unironically watching white throw, black run
FUCK
This word isn't posted enough Tbh.
3rd for canadian nationalism
what's the ugliest part of your body, /cum/?
>>57206501
My chest because I have moles and inverted nipples
>>57206501
all of it
>>57206530
this
SPAIN
>>57206622
What's that in the upper left corner of your countries flag?
>>57206501
stomach, i have scars all over it
pic unrelated
Mixing ibuprofen and alcohol lads
Wish me luck
>>57206736
Got completely trashed when I was 14 and took a Tylenol.
When I woke up in the morning I went into the kitchen for a glass of water and collapsed and went temporarily blind and couldn't move for some amount of time.
Was pretty fucking scary
>>57206736
wow it's nothing
>>57206736
Guy I went to school with went brain dead from this.
>>57206441
The collapse of the USSR was a mistake...
>>57206773
Fuck you, I'm gonna mix some red supremes with this shti now.
>>57206736
i did that on accident 3 days ago and nothing happened at all
>>57206766
tfw my mom gave my girlfriend tylenol in 10th grade cause she was too drunk and my mom thought it'd help but she ended up in the hospital, my girlfriends mom was mad as heck at my mom
>>57206736
Is that supposed to be bad or something?
>>57206826
Not going to war with mexico in WW2 was a mistake
>>57206842
Are you sure your mom wasn't trying to help you get laid?
>>57206766
Tylenol and alcohol wouldn't cause something like that.
I used to have a lot of problems where everything would "go white" and I'd be blind and I'd get weak and collapse/ pass out sometimes. Then it stopped completely. People with low blood pressure have similiar problems. I wasn't taking care of myself at all at the time.
>>57206888
Thanks doctor canada I'll take your anonymous word for it despite only having heard 1 sentence of a story.
>>57206887
please dont talk to me ever again
>>57206845
it's weak over the counter pain meds so no, you have to take an insane amount or too regularly to get real health problems from it
little kids aren't supposed to take them but I doubt one would do any damage.
>>57206921
take a first aid class or bother to read up on the drugs you dumb faggot
unironically about to go rub one out to pictures of my crush and then sleep
wish me luck, buds
>>57206736
Moms gonna freak
>>57206926
>>57206968
>getting this mad because I don't accept the diagnosis of an anonymous canadian poster about something that happened once to somebody they know nothing about under conditions they don't have any clue about
Now I know why you guys think you get "free" healthcare
>>57207002
>being this buttblasted over a fucking post
lol calm down nigga
>>57207002
i was meming cause u joked about my mom being an accessory to rape
>>57206968
it causes alchohol poisoning doesnt it?
>>57206983
No lmao
If anything she's probablyr freaking that I haven't seen her in person for 14 months.
>>57207002
Holy shit this pussy boy is mad. He fucking fainted cause he took a tylenol when he was drunk. A fucking tylenol. AHAHAHAHA holy shit! What a bitch! What, do you slip into a coma when you take a vitamin with your OJ in the morning? Ahahaha what a pansy.
I wanna fuck my sister lads
>>57207071
are u a neet by any chance?
>>57207099
First of all, Nice dubs.
Second of all, he's not me motherfucker. I'm 2 advils and 9 beers in and I'm feeling fucking great.
>>57207108
Me too.
Incest = best fetish.
>>57207108
Post pics of your sexy sister plz
>>57207099
>replying to the same post multiple times because the other person is mad
>>57207116
Nah m8, it's just that my uni is far from home and I'm too poor to travel.
I love me mum.
>>57207167
I didn't.
>>57207167
is his retina detached?
>>57207041
alcohol poisoning is alcohol poisoning on it's own, so I'm not sure what you mean. there's some drugs like anti depressants or heart medications that make you weaker to alcohol which is why the medication bottles and doctors will tell you not to drink alcohol at all or barely any with it. they can turn a guy who drank everyone under the table to someone who has a teenage girls alcohol tolerance.
something like ibuprofen or acetaminophen doesn't have that affect to my knowledge. if you ate most of a bottle it would probably fuck you up and alcohol on top of that would do you no favours though. if a recommended dosage of head ache medicine could send you to get your stomach pumped for drinking it wouldn't be over the counter stuff.
>>57207167
Do you have the picture of Brady with his eyes glowing saying "Btfo"? For some reason I thought it was funny as fuck and I wished I'd saved it
Also /cum/ gets real fuckin autistic in the early morning
>>57207224
Nope an opposing player poked him in the eye during a playoff game.
The funniest part about it is the entire country (minus new england) called the Patriots dirty after the game because they used creative formations to confuse the opposing defense.
I love memes.
They call me meme master.
>>57207236
A whole bottle's worth of acetaminophen would kill you, APAP ain't no joke, that's why you do a cold water extraction if you're trying to get a buzz off of T3's or some weak over the counter shit. Ibuprofen I dunno, but I've never heard of either having some sort of toxicity with alcohol when taken in normal amounts.
>>57207268
No this is the only picture I currently have saved, I formatted my old reaction image folder
>>57207236
the folk tale i've always believed (im not a doctor or anything, but it seems plausible since they put acetominophen in opiate pills to try to stop people from abusing them) is that tylenol lowers the amount of alcohol that your liver can handle (cause acetaminophen stresses out your liver or something), so your liver ends up not being able to handle the alcohol you've already consumed, even tho it woulda been fine with it otherwise
>>57207278
fuckin love dirtiness in sport
>>57207334
Noooo... for some reason I couldn't stop laughing at it
>>57207301
I bet you don't even like memes that much, and I bet your memeing expertise are reddit tier at best.
>>57207303
pretty much everything is lethal if taken in too high dosage so it just sounds like something some stupid teenagers would make up to convince themselves they'll get high or drunk faster.
I remember being told Viagra + Tylenol in some sort of normal dosage when a person is having a heart attack could be lethal. We're apparently supposed to ask heart attack victims if they've popped Viagra before offering Tylenol so we don't make things worse.
Wife is pregnant.
I've never been more scared in my lives lads.
I don't think I'm ready for fatherhood.
>>57207588
How cute
Is she naming it or is her bull?
>>57207588
lol
>>57207588
You're not ready, why do you think parenthood is so hard.
You'll learn and get over barriers you once had though, hopefully you aren't retarded and don't ruin the kid
>>57207643
>and don't ruin the kid
he browses /cum/, the kid is doomed to be social outcast and autist
>>57207588
cool
who's the father?
>>57207588
flee to mexico
>>57207643
I don't know what to do m8.
I want to work less hours to take care of the kid, but I don't know how to do it.
Do I ask the boss? Switch jobs? I don't even know man.
>>57207636
My wife and I decided on the name together fåm.
>>57207588
Congratulations! Try not to raise a fuck up that browses 4chan like us.
>>57207588
Congrats.
>>57207643 this is pretty true. Nobody's ready for his or her first kid, but I'm sure your parents and the parents of your wife are willing to help you out with some advice if you get into trouble.
>>57207713
>I want to work less hours to take care of the kid, but I don't know how to do it.
Make that decision when you have the kid, you're going to need as much money as you can get right now
>>57207713
Kids are expensive. Your country doesn't have mandatory maternity leave for parents, does it? Could depend on the company. Here you get a few months or year if you've been with a company long enough. Don't know your situation but you might need to keep working to help support the Wife.
Kids are expensive too. Make sure she gets a baby shower to get some free baby stuff from family and friends to help out.
>>57207355
Oh. A meme connoisseur.
>>57207906
>Don't know your situation but you might need to keep working to help support the Wife.
Definitely will keep working, but once he's born I want to make sure to spend as much time as I can with [spoiler] him[/spoiler].
I want to be a dad first, but I have no fucking clue what that means.
My dad was shit btw.
>>57208066
sounds like you're about to learn just how sexist society is
>>57208066
Jus follow your heart. But for real, nobody can help you with this. Be the guy you wanted your father to be instead. I respect my father but sometimes I wish he would have been more stirct, so if I ever have kids (unlikely), I'll be more strict with them than my father was with me.
>>57208066
>I want to be a dad first, but I have no fucking clue what that means.
You'll have to figure that out as you go. All you can do is try. That alone would make you better then some parents out there tbqh.
>>57208218
>That alone would make you better then some parents out there tbqh.
>You'll have to figure that out as you go
this is exactly where my fear stems from.
I don't know what to do.
I'm trying to read lecture notes for family development classes, but I don't know if that alone will make me a good dad.
Fuck, I can't believe so many people manage to raise kids, you would think that it would be easy at this point in history.
I'm the STAIN
>>57208365
>family development
I mean child development.
>>57208365
>>57208142
You'll find your way. Nobody's perfect and you'll make mistakes at sometimes point. As long as your child can trust you and it doesn't fear you, everything should be fine. You have your wife, you can decide stuff together, so you aren't alone in this.
>having a good morning for the first time this week
>remember that it's the one day of the year where you can't enjoy anything on the internet
Thanks society, I didn't want to have a good day anyway
>>57208472
are you a dad btw?
[spoiler] Only time in my life that I wish I had a father figure in my life. [/spoiler]
Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding
The cretins, cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a TV
>>57208704
No, but that's how I'd do it. I had a lot of trouble with my dad the first few years of my life, for different reasons that probably don't belong here. I just had to take care of my younger siblings when I was younger so I "learned" a little about this and I took care of other children from time to time when we had people visiting us. Of course you can't compare that, but it makes me feel a little more comfortable. You think about making things right and as the other guy said that makes you better than a lot of people. My grandma for example is a fucked up person. She's the person I never want to become, alcoholic, manipulative and she drove my aunt so far that she tried to commit suicide as a kid.
>>57208914
>I just had to take care of my younger siblings when I was younger so I "learned" a little about this and I took care of other children from time to time when we had people visiting us
Honestly, I'm in the same boat
>Of course you can't compare that, but it makes me feel a little more comfortable. You think about making things right and as the other guy said that makes you better than a lot of people.
m9, I think really hard about what's right and wrong everyday. I read philosophy everyday and go to church once a week. I'm still at odds with what right and wrong is. I have no Idea how I would explain this shit to a child.
>>57209031
You don't have to explain everything to a child, what matters is that you are trying your best to be a good dad. The first time kids won't understand anything anyways, a baby doesn't know right or wrong. And when the time has come that they can judge you, you'll have some experience inkl being a dad already. I'm just some single guy, I don't know how it feels to be a dad, I probably never will. It's probably better if you talk to your wife instead of me. I said all I had in mind some far.
>>57209272
Fucking german auto correct.
I think you'll be a good father.
>>57209272
Thank you Germanbro.
I don't know if every dad panics like me/
You, however, have addressed every fear I have.
Of course I'll try my best to support my son and wife,
> but what matters is that you are trying your best to be a good dad
m8, I wish there were some formula that would tell me how to raise a child, and of course I'll try my best to be a good dad. I mentioned this before, but I'm afraid that my best won't be enough.
>American "football"
Business idea: Mix Republican and Democrat ideals into one
>>57209501
Don't you ever talk about football like that again you piece of human garbage
>>57209570
Already been done by Donald Trump.
Always a step behind Nigel
>>57209449
My dad told me once he was nervous as hell even when my brother was born and they already had me. I think it's normal to feel this way, being a parent is a big challenge. I can't say if your best will be enough, but most children realize and value the affords of their parents one day, it takes longer sometimes, but in the end I think most of my friends are thankfull that our parents gave the best they could. I said some hurtfull and ungreatfull stuff when I was younger. I didn't realize that my wishes were sometimes unrealistic and I had to settle for stuff that others didn't had to.
I went to school with a lot of rich kids at first. They got big cars, mobile phones when they were rare, PlayStations etc. I wanted to have this stuff too, but the financial situation didn't allow this. Of course I was angry and stuff. I started to realize what I really when I became older. Nobody can be perfect but like I said I think sooner or later your child will value what you did for it, no matter of the outcome.
>>57209811
>it takes longer sometimes, but in the end I think most of my friends are thankfull that our parents gave the best they could.
m8, I turned 22 before realizing what my parents did for me
> They got big cars, mobile phones when they were rare, PlayStations etc
Oh god, I want to spoil the fuck out of my kids and not spoil them at the same time.
>>57209971
>I want to spoil the fuck out of my kids and not spoil them at the same time.
That's great but you should be thinking more about things like if you're going to breastfeed or not, and how to change a diaper.
If you want a pro father tip, if you talk your wife into breastfeeding you won't have to get up in the middle of the night as much.
/cum/ BTFO
>>57210049
>people from britain actually think this is fact
bless their souls...
>>57209971
Spoiling your kids is okay, as long as you sometimes say no. In my opinion it's okay if they learn that they can't have everything.
But that's all up to you m8.
STOP WITH THIS APRIL FOOL SHIT
>this april fools meme shit
holy fuck had me going for about a minute I'll admit
google took over 4chan
that's why moot was hired by google
this is no april fools joke
Now that jewdell has given manning his retirement ring, will this be our year?
>>57210380
literally yes
>>57210131
>Spoiling your kids is okay, as long as you sometimes say no. In my opinion it's okay if they learn that they can't have everything.
I want them to have everything. Clearly, they can't. Idk senpai, but I have to go to sleep.
Anyway, i want to raise them to be happy and successful, and I'll do my best to make sure they can maintain their happiness and autonomy.
>>57210258
whos moot
>>57210449
That's a good attitude I guess. Good night.
>>57210477
CHI
>>57210161
Calm down Goldie wang
This is it?
Did virginia ever get deported?
>>57210788
seriously tho
>>57210962
The poster? He was an illegal?
april fools is a holiday only normies enjoy tbqh
>April Fool's
Oh look, a day where websites I go to become near-unusable and things I like or want get teased.
Even if we discover immortality and space travel, the universe will eventually collapse in on itself
Feels bad man.
>americans
>>57211533
>>57211978
shouldn't the post you're making fun of be worse than the post you make while making fun of it...
>>57211949
nah man our universe would just be absorbed by a universe a lower energy than ours
Happy March 32nd
>>57212483
You wouldn't survive that. Everything would get torn apart.
At least the Australians would be dead.
>material design 4chan
stop this meme
>haven't reloaded this thread yet
>still looks like 4chan
heh I win
well I guess I can't use 4chan today
see you guys tomorrow hopefully
Ew
>>57215196
Ew Utah
is this layout supposed to look like something else? Its killing my eyes
>>57215460
>name
>>57215579
Google+ you dumb nerd
>>57216035
>Google+ you dumb nerd
You say that as if most people would know what Google+ looks like.
wanna kill myself lads
>>57216303
You didn't need to know what it looks like, think about it for a second.
le april fools meme :^)
>>57216662
BARDOOPLE
>>57216662
Every year it gets better
Disabling 4chanx & oneechan desu
Not a fan of this
posting to see ebun april fools name
>>57217080
does it stay constant though??
>>57216662
I CAN'T USE ANY OF MY FAVORITE WEBSITES REEEEE
>>57217143
probably not I have no idea I just woke up
>>57217014
>>57217078
>>57217080
C U T E
U
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pornhub.com
I don't actually need a job, i've been saving at least half my paychecks
I only got it because I was spending all my time at home/dorm
I might have to quit if my grades slip any lower lads ;_;
Someone let me see what the ebin joke site looks like i can't see it
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
>>57219021
Oh right.
It's April Fools.
>>>/tv/67709155
Whats my name
t.
>>57211037
>Santos
NORTHERN CHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuHmWyxbnY
so progressive
Low test
>want to look something up because I need to know something
>tfw can't trust the internet at all because its April 1st
who invented this holiday
>be american
>see obvious april fool joke
>is this an april fool joke????? Not cool!!!
Fucking retards
>>57221436
is this a joke
>have a first aid course I need to take
>envelop says it's at 8 AM, April 1st, at address A
>start off by not getting any sleep the night before
>get to address A, wait half an hour for the doors to open
>tell the guy at the door I'm here for the first aid course
>says I'm in the wrong location and gives me direction to the right one
>take another 10 minutes to drive there
>turns out the course is actually tomorrow and Sunday
>decide to get a coffee and donut at Timmies
>see old acquaintance from high school and have that awkward conversation that comes along
>get home and 4chan reminds me what day it is
So how has your Friday morning been?
>>57221528
Hi Krystal, my bus pass expired and I didn't have enough money for the bus so didn't go to class today
>>57221528
Krystal, my morning has been very funny! Hubby put his severed penis in my cereal this morning!! Very funny joke, really!
AnHiro, why?
MY MANAGER GAVE ME A DONUT FILLED WITH MAYO REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57217267
>first time kernel popping
>>57218358
BROTHERS, HE IS WITH US
Why Americans are such cucks? They basically get married with women having black children from another nigger man.
>>57222885
>Why are lefties such cucks
ftfy
Today is my favorite day to be on 4chan
>>57222885
only yankees do that
>>57222954
Don't have a marker "lefties" on the forehead.
el ohioANO
>>57206441
>patriots
lol good joke
Where I live everybody under 30 has lost the accent. You can immediately tell who's from out of town
Is the same true up north, in places like the suburbs of Rhode Island and New York?
>>57223220
I am sorry but I can't understand this post
>>57223416
Well Alex I don't think you even fucking tried
good morning my good /cum/ lads, i am a bit hung over this morning :) drinking lots of water and hoping you all have a lovely april first!
>>57224084
Letty I think you have to lay off the alcohol a bit. We're all getting concerned.
guys wat has happn to /cum/ ?
>>57223220
I live in an area with a lot of transplants but they're held in negative connotation outside of their rich, liberal bubble communities. Some are easy to identify too,
>flat, non-Southern voice, boring personality, wealthy, cookie-cutter fashion sense, neutral moral values - Ohio
>high pitched voice, unironically acts and talks ghetto/"swaggy", bad moral values, dates black people and is a progressive before a rational human being - New York
>integrated, fit, hard working and even has an almost-Southern accent - Pennsylvania
>effortlessly more redneck then the rednecks - West Virginia
>>57224293
Behind on the times it seems Raul! Hahaha~!
>>57219328
noice
>>57224293
t. Raul Strong
>>57224293
We seeing the beginning of the apocalypse. The first meme war was also the last.
>>57224356
>>57224473
>>57224538
wait whos raul !?
>>57224293
>>57224653
>Raul Strong
Marcia you're just behind the curve.
>>57224653
oh my god
im raul
>>57224653
Marcia don't bully Raul, we all know who he is and he's a VERY appreciated member of our community!
>>57224751
You must be incredibly bored Utah
What's it like living under the Mormon theocracy?
>>57224779
>being a party pooper
>that image
I swapped to mobile but I don't even need to see your flag to know who you are.
Fucking nerd.
>>57224842
Wel Jonathan our Mormon brothers in faith are very hard working and close knit people I assure you.
>15 dollars an hour
Enjoy your unemployment NY and Califags
Literally the Swedens of the USA
>>57224904
Awww you recognized me, hope the smog isn't too bad
Girlfriend is beating my kids again
>tfw actually starting to like being alive
haha april fools no I'm not
>april fools gimmick ruining my beautiful CSS
Can't do it senpai
for a good night out you need class A drugs and fisting
>>57225123
I actually read the first part of your post and was ready to congratulate you, you honestly fooled me
Fuck, Kill, Marry
>gender swapped Bernie Sanders >Elizabeth Warren
>Hillary Clinton.
>>57224999
Of course I did, we are friends after all aren't we anon?
>>57225499
>we are friends
NO LMFAO! You dumb fucking mormon nerd
>>57225499
No, fuck all of you faggots LOL
>>57225372
Fuck Warren
Kill Sanders
Marry Clinton
>>57225372
>Elizabeth Warren
Should I know this person? Pls no bully
>>57225767
Yes, if you pay any attention to politics outside of "BUILD WALL" meme shit
>>57225611
>>57225793
I don't at all but don't worry I don't vote. I'll read up to be less of a retard though
>>57225767
Big progressive head. Got into her university because she cited being muh 1/16th injun thus minority rule.
Tutoring is so god awful
>>57225767
She is a proud Redskin from the high plains, a fierce native warrior and protector of the environment of her peoples homeland.
(She's actually coming to speak at my Uni soon,what a disgrace)
>>57225803
>>57225841
Are you ok?
>>57225841
Fuck off my bud, bud.
What party are you registered with, if any?
>>57226069
The sex offenders
>>57226138
You sure that isnt an uncouth name of some old rock band from England?
>>57226129
Green Party Amirite?
>>57226270
>Schmidt
Sounds about right
>>57226293
t. Rodney Ungobunga
I think we've reached a post ironic world
downloaded photoshop and have been playing around in it with my anime grils all morning but thus far this is my greatest work
I think I'm going to watch some tutorials so I can get gud and make all kinds of fun pics for 4chan
>>57226647
kysf@m
>>57226647
Looking forward to it Angellica!
>>57226647
is it just a crop or did you add anything?
>>57226622
>>57226759
Thats just a crop
I haven't yet managed to add anything particularly well
>>57226731
Thanks Jeremy!
>>57226622
Those tits look so sad.
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/715904758364524544
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/715906186982334464
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/715905797348278272
Is he broken?
>>57227340
ahahhaah /pol/ is pretty funny
>>57226863
i did a semester of photoshop in high school, seemed easy to learn but hard to master.
woah what the fuck is going on
>>57227767
ebin april fools xD
>>57227802
wait are the names random or are they like ids
test
>>57227802
Are we supposed to be youtube or are we reddit?
>>57227913
I think youtube
>>57227875
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?
>>57227875
they're random
Some Spaniard rolled Tyrone Khan earlier
>>57227951
>>57227913
google+ because moot works for google now
>No gigantic header that follows you as you scroll down the screen
Dissapointed. Whats the point of the joke if they miss the worst parts of web 3.0
Nth for LIONIZE ME
what the fuck happened to 4chan!?!?!?
>>57228195
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?
WHY IS THIS HAPPPEENNIIINNNGGG?!!?!?
>>57227967
fuck off dad
>>57227983
Christ imagine the shitstorm that would have been if Nip Moot had decided to go for the Reddit format.
Also, disappointing the names don't change to be Jap names on /jp/ and /a/.
And black and jewish names on /pol/.
>>57227360
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so .damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?
>>57228647
Fuck off chicano.
Legend of zelda saria futa
Gg Jackie 4chan
Good names
>>57228701
t. chicano
>>57228801
I disagree, these names suck.
Top o' the morning compatriots.
This April fools layout really isn't all that bad.
>not knowing what's going on
>not being prepared for it every year
Newfags
>>57229137
>This April fools layout really isn't all that bad.
>>57229239
Considering it's only temporary, that is.
Having to click on the filename to view a full image is somewhat a bother.
>>57229347
Isn't auto expansion of images on clicking them a default feature? If not, I recommend setting it under the settings.
>>57228118
HOW DO I MASTER THE LION
>>57229456
I already have it enabled, though upon disabling 4chan x and clicking on a picture, it will open it in a new tab. More convenient than clicking on the filename every time I suppose.
Bernie Sanders
>when an american speaks to you without permission.
>>57207588
I would try and get her to abort, right hateful messages everyday. So what if her and her family hates you after it it's no the end of the world.
Top cucks
>>57229805
You're American. Your mother is American too. Why would your mommy need permission to speak to you?
>when a canadian apologizes for standing behind you in line
