Best handheld ever made edition.
Blue > grey > green > hazel > shit > shit eyes > soulless animal eyes you'd find on a cow
>you're so full of shit your eyes are brown
>>57234729
>there are people who didnt play the GOAT mario kart game all day errday with friends
>>57234793
>>57234820
these
/fcum/
Green eyes are the best because they're the rarest
>>57234630
truth hurts baby
>>57234875
hell ya. but no quebec allowed
>>57234875
Now we need Yemen to make /cumfy/.
>>57234729
WTF IS GOING ON?
REEEEEEEEE
>>57234875
bonjour
>>57234729
Underage faggot
can you eyefags take your /pol/ special snowflake shitposts somewhere else
>>57234932
filename
>>57234820
Reminder.
>>57234981
t. chang
BLUE EYED BETAS BTFO
>>57234981
ching chong nip nong to you too, Misty.
>>57234932
Didn't you hear? Reddit users saved up enough money to buy the website.
>>57234936
Hello Morris
>>57234729
Kill yourself underage
Gameboy advance SP was GOAT
I always knew everyone here was a girl
>>57234729
Under aged b&
>>57235118
>dumb limeys dont even know you can play SP games on a DS
>>57234962
>>57235118
Im older than both ofy ou nostalgia blinded retards. you are wrong.
>>57234875
I support this
>>57234915
I don't mind Quebec desu
>>57234729
>DS
Wasn't that just another gameboy revision? It's like praising tetris in 2016.
>>57235194
Are you pretending to be retarded?
You better not be.
I wonder if we'll get someone posting George Costanza's ISHYGDDT face under the name "George Costanza" before the end of the day
>>57235118
this desu senpai
>>57235165
Ur mah best fliend
BRAVO NOLAN
R
A
V
O
>>57235247
Just pretending, playing Ace Attorney btw.
DS Lite >Phat > GBC = GBA SP > 3DS > Game Boy
IT IS
THE DAY
TODAY
>>57235160
Not an argument
>>57235164
Alri grandad
>>57235317
Cheers Alex, can always count on you for moral support
>>57234793
Anyone ever do the Gedmatch eye predictor test?
If you've taken an ancestry test before, just download it on the site and its free to do.
They try and predict your eye color, have to say they were pretty far off with me lol
>>57235194
>tetris wasn't the peak of soviet invention
Smh family step your game up
>>57235464
>not an argument
>DS has a wider screen for any of your GBA games so it looks better
>not cramped like the small SP was
>plays GBA games AND DS games (plus GB if you have the Phat)
its superior in every way
i wish rocket league would go on sale so I could destroy this underage brit in it for talking shit.
>>57234729
uh, no it's not, you fucking child
*teleports into your ass and poops inside before teleporting out*
>>57235610
yes it is. best library, best gimmick, best consoles. underage retards need to shut their mouth.
>>57235669
I'm underage for not liking the DS? Christ you moron. I own every gen of handheld consoles besides the obscure shit and the game gear.
For starters, there is no best and if there was one it certainly wouldn't be the DS.
>>57235809
>I'm underage for not liking the DS?
Yes. you can shut your mouth now little boy.
>>57235339
Merci, mon ami
>>57235855
So then what DS titles make it so great? Tell me your shit taste, pleb.
>>57235809
>>57235669
>>57235622
>>57235564
Jesus Christ shouldn't you guys be in school?
>>57235543
And here's what they actually look like, I dont think its too accurate
>>57235908
All of them.
>>57235943
Funny, because the DS probably had the most shovelware of any console
ANGLOS OUT
>>57235543
My eyes t b h
>>57235923
i'm at work Tbh
>>57236008
Have you tried out the Gedmatch test? Im curious to see how accurate it is for other people. Also nice eyes!
>>57236032
What are the child labor laws in Canada?
>>57235991
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>57235991
Watch your fucking mouth sunshine
praying 4 a sale.
>>57236073
Thanks. And no, I haven't. I never did an ancestry test either desu.
I've been thinking of doing one but there are too many options.
>>57236176
I did both AncestryDNA and 23andMe, I found AncestryDNA more accurate but most people prefer 23andMe as it offers more cool features but is more expensive. You can download either one to Gedmatch free though and they have a host of Ancestral calculators and cool stuff there
>>57236110
i'm not a child
*shits in hand and throws it at you*
>>57236367
You're lucky you live in Canada you little shit I would've called DHS so fast and you never would see your family again.
3DS emu whenu
>>57236471
idk pham. I wanna play luigi's mansion 2.
>>57236461
don't you mean CPS?
*mixes feces with saline in a syringe and injects you with it*
rate my eye
>>57236541
Sure have fun being a ward of the Province
>>57236570
Almost look golden up close pretty cool
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
how do you know when a woman likes you.
>>57236756
I think its impossible to truly know
If y'all finna tryna get some say OOOH YEA!
If y'all finna tryna get some say WOO HOO!
Say BOO YAH!
french guy already left.
>>57236756
when she rubs your grapes
>>57236756
when she considers your flirtation as flirtation, not harassment
Do ni ee
still the best handheld after all these years.
>>57237076
Then how to flirt?
We want hot american men in /mämmi/ right now. Please join
Everything you've ever posted on 4chan is now visible to your Google+ friends.
How fucked are you?
>>57237152
>just be yourself
>>57237170
0 google friends so im good
So why America is such a cancer of the wordl?
>>57237170
people use google friends?
So why are Russian boys such good kissers?
>>57237170
Well my Google+ account is under the name Vladimir Lenin, so all the other historical communists in my circles will find out I'm a weeb,
>>57237170
Opted out of the Google account.
fucking niggers I swear to god
>>57237233
gay
>>57237192
Are you handsome?
Damn Gedmatch found someone who is only 4 generations away from me, wonder how I'm related to this March guy
>>57237192
>washington
heh
>>57237243
>not Ulyanov
>historical communists will find out I'm a weeb
Serves you right.
I'm literally too cool for this site. see you never, idiots.
>>57237592
I'm morally and physically superior to you
tbqh
decided that I don't want to have to pay for photoshop once the trial is over or go through the trouble of getting a new trial every 30 days so I have decided to use gimp
this is a little bit difficult to get the hang of
>>57237772
Google just made there photo editor free no idea what it's like but you might want to check it out.
>>57237365
thanks for the blogpost
>>57237772
I always wanted to learn to draw
But i have a question, is traditional drawing (paper and pencil) different than drawing on a tablet? or is it the same?
>>57237908
It's different and takes some getting used to
good game
>>57237842
thanks, I'll look into it
>>57237908
I don't know. I took theatre and sculpting for all the art courses I've ever done
>>57237945
Also cheap tablets are small as 5-6". Isn't that inconvenient to use?
About to have a wank right now lads, who wants to join me?
>>57237945
I see any recommendaitons you guys would give me?
Like what kind of model should i get or something?
>>57238028
i imagine that it's much easier since you can make easy corrections. But yeah smaller really is a inconvenience
Do mexicans play video games?
>>57238028
very much so unless you're a midget, look around for something you can get comfortable with if you're serious about it
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/yTOcpDZexvQ
>>57237893
I'll keep you posted
>>57238182
Naaah we are not nerds
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCj9fF0DRHU
>>57237295
mom told me I'm
Honestly just posting to see what name I get
>>57238404
Mabel Lutz
>>57238420
Debra kidd
>>57238420
Yeah I noticed. Not too bad.
>>57238453
Christy Avery
>>57238453
Christy Avery
>>57238458
Meghan Frye
>mexicans
>not nerds
Jokes aside, this design is ugly as fuck.
>>57238592
shut your mouth
>americans
hmmm...
>Canadians
>Not nerds and sissy
Decided to splurge a little instead of buying the usual bottom shelf vodka
>>57238742
Average Mexican
>>57238817
>Kraken
bad memories desu tastes OK though
>>57238742
you're the one in denial here.
>tfw forgot to buy poop at the grocery store
What the fuck am I supposed to eat now
>>57238707
>Canadian sissies
Come over here so I can dominate you
>>57238839
>>57238869
>Average Canadian
>>57234729
>tfw monkey
>this cost me an eye and a kidney
>anime
>>57238865
It gives terrible hangovers, but spiced rum is the best desu
Why the fuck do the japanese explain the FUCKING JOKE
STOP FUCKING EXPLAINING
>>57238891
>amerimeans
>>57238949
better than laugh tracks
>>57238949
they overexplain everything. anime is shit.
>>57238930
>anime
>>57238975
>better than laugh tracks
Fucking off yourself.
This is so frustrating REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Had more fun with the GBA and PSP than I ever did with a DS tbqhwyf
>>57239033
I have never seen a laugh track used well.
The text boxes can at least serve as visual gags sometimes.
>>57239159
>PSP
Never got this meme.
>>57239206
Go home and get your fucking DS
>Virgin
>Haven't felt legitimately happy in over a decade
>Spend little free time being exhausted due to wageslavery
>Self harm at least once a weak
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I'M SUCH A LOSER IT'S HILARIOUS
>My dad just bought an Iphone his first smart phone ever
>Only kid who lives in town still
I got the first call asking where the charger plugs into. 20 minutes after he bought
Why has God forsaken me?
b r a v o h i r o y u k i
>>57239277
>self harm
pfffffft get a load of this pussy.
Go talk to a psychiatrist or something.
>>57239299
tell him to google it
Hmm..
>>57238964
>Canadian sissies
I'm going to annex your ass whether you like it or not
>>57239277
>21 year old virgin
>rely on antidepressants to feel normal
>can't even pull a B average in college classes
>play video games to escape reality
>drink on weekends to eliminate stress
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>57239373
Trapfags should all be dragged out into the streets and shot.
Simply bad taste.
>>57239277
>>Self harm at least once a weak
Attention seeking faggot
>>57239373
>that guys expression on the far left
>>57239368
That would only cause more confusion.
>>57239406
>ameriviolents
>>57239434
tell him to log onto his AOL account and search the information highway
>>57239483
This might work I'll tell him to hang up the phone so he can connect to internet.
>>57239481
>these are the people angrily calling Southerners on /int/ cousin fuckers
It all makes sense, now.
>>57239550
>Americousinfuckers
hmm...
>>57239550
t. Loose Colon
>>57239550
I only do it when Southerners make fun of the North
It's just bantz tbqh
>>57239626
Hola
>>57239481
i wonder how many actual racist are trollin playin the victims when SJW's appear
>>57239635
I know most of it's banteh, but then there are those few who actually seem quite inappropriately upset.
And by inappropriate I mean just upset at all.
Give me +(you)s or you'll be sorry
>>57239735
Yeah some people are genuinely butthurt by Southerners
>>57239699
I miss babby.
oh goddamn it I feel so ashamed
It's the week before spring break and the mood around the facility is very happy and carefree, and everyone has gfs and I don't, and today I decided if I can't have the real human experience I'll at least get a simulation of it
So I went to omegle and found this girl who was 13 and we were talking and then exchanged kiks and started cybering and it was hot at the time but now after the fact it just feels so fucking weird holy shit. No pics were exchanged so that means I can't get arrested.
Maybe she was lying. If she was lying and it was actually a guy pretending to be a teenage girl for hots I would actually feel better.
And now the fucking nsa and everyone knows too. why did I do this
GET VAPED NERDS
ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOURSELF /cum/
>>57239782
>>57239782
Average southerner family :^')
Why are there half naked girls sun tanning in 60 degree weather right outside my dorm? I honestly dont know what to make of that
>>57239798
Things that never happened
>>57239676
yo perdió mi agúila
>>57239952
Oh, i stole it
:^)
>>57239908
False. No black bull in sight.
>tfw layout is still the same on mobile
feels good desu
Hello, cis scum nu-males.
>>57239912
Why does the notion of meeting an underage whore or someone pretending to be an underage whore on Omegle seem unbelievable? That's like 90% of the userbase
Check this name
>>57240209
>Watts
Haha, electric
>>57240194
This is a no halal general.
>>57240198
HEAR MY WORDS THAT I MY TEACH YOU
TAKE MY ARM THAT I MIGHT REACH YOU
>>57240143
Nice name, proper latino.
>>57240269
I want to do haram things to you, Sallie.
Is this considered attractive in your cunt?
>>57240329
YUM THICK WOMEN YUM
I'd hit that like this button
>>57239912
What do you doubt about my story?
Also does anyone have any suggestions on how do to proceed? I mean,I don't want to just hastily delete kik because I'll regret it when I get horny later
Just I don't know
To make it worse I believe in stallman free software ethics. Doing something so insincere and shitty makes me feel weird. Like, if I wasn't so much of a fucking loser and actually had a gf this would never have had to happen
>>57240329
Apparently we have an obesity and a fat shaming problem so idk.
>>57240394
>Roth
Filthy Jew, I bet you want to mutilate off her feminine penis
Futurama is still the GOAT tv show.
>>57240394
Sever you faggot and don't respond again
Just use Tinder like a grown up
>>57240482
First couple seasons were good but it turned to shit pretty quickly imo, overrated desu
>Futurama is still the GOAT tv show.
>>57240394
I hope you get v&
>>57240491
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>>57240199
>>57240394
Tbf all I read was, gf, 13 year old, nsa and thought it was some autistic shitpost
>I still fedora post in 2016
>tfw looking up your rng'd name on google and finding random people
>>57240585
You weren't wrong.
Average women named Gwendolyn.
>>57240691
Now its just an autistic true story
>>57240698
Show pussy
>>57240768
Shut up Mindy nobody likes you
>Isaac Sims is an army vet that got in a shootout with police
>>57240668
autism
>>57240668
>look up a name on google
>get results
wow anon, really?
>>57240804
I AM TELLING MOM
>>57240814
OH shit yeah, he was the crazy Vietnam vet wasn't he had a rifle in the truck?
>A man was arrested for allegedly having a sexual relationship with an underage girl in Porterville. The suspect was identified as Nathaniel Hernandez, 20, of Lake Worth, Texas.
>>57240668
All I got for Krystal Glass were companies.
>>57240874
>ro-ger fitzgerald
>not -bert
You were so close.
>>57240828
>t. Nathaniel Hernandez
>>57240924
>t. Tiger Woods in drag
>>57240394
>>57239798
Well, I did say I wanted to experience something like all the normalfags do. I guess regret and chastity vs desire are experiences that everyone has to deal with.
Maybe I have hope of becoming a real human bean after all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc_PO32nT4g
BRO
brb usa
>>57241125
Nice name.
I'll still never get over how they had to have that stupid fucking pen. I never lost it mind you, but fuck if that wasn't stupid.
It reminds me of the Game.com. Holy shit that was a stupid investment because it totally didn't take off.
How was your day, lads?
>Go out with friend
>He tells wait, he wants a cumshot for his order.
>>57241125
>an English guitarist
It all checks out.
>Tfw I won't get David Bowie or Glenn Maxwell as my name
JUST
>>57241208
>sleep until 2
>watch tv
>eat
>internet
>about to nap
Good so far.
>>57241208
I'm annoyed and sad
Going to drink like a motherfucker later
these disappearing captchas are ruining my night
>>57241259
sorry Rhonda
>>57241453
>tfw it disappears back to the same fucking thing
>>57241471
FUCK YOU TERI, YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING
>>57241496
FRED CALM DOWN
>>57241208
I posted this earlier, but since you asked:
>have a first aid course I need to take
>envelop says it's at 8 AM, April 1st, at address A
>start off by not getting any sleep the night before
>get to address A, wait half an hour for the doors to open
>tell the guy at the door I'm here for the first aid course
>says I'm in the wrong location and gives me direction to the right one
>take another 10 minutes to drive there
>turns out the course is actually tomorrow and Sunday
>decide to get a coffee and donut at Timmies
>see old acquaintance from high school and have that awkward conversation that comes along
>get home and 4chan reminds me what day it is
>strong urge to drink my Friday away that I now have to fight
>>57241507
YOU ARE THICK AS YOUR BEARD, DENISE.
>>57241550
ERMA YOU NEED TO CHILL
>>57241592
No need to be so grim, Marcella
>>57241546
which company? or is it some small shitty one?
>>57241722
Hi Mr. Le, it appears you're enjoying your time in Canada. Excellent.
I simply request to take these checked numbers off of your hands, if you'd be so kind.
>>57241658
Ron Fox is a GOAT name
>>57241550
>Pakistan
Are there actually people there or are you a camel with chopsticks masquerading as a person?
>>57241722
I need it for the second year of the course I'm in.
I'm doing the first aid course at Western Canada Fire & First Aid.
>>57241872
What for?
I'm interjecting of course but I was a paramedic before I started attending medical school.
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE IMAGES CIRCLES? THEY OCCUPY THE SAME AMOUNT OF SPACE ON THE PAGE AND THEY LOOK RETARDED
>>57242081
Having a bad case of the mondays Debbie?
>>57242081
Get over it. We're kind of fucked until April is over.
Goot thought it was a good idea because he's a moron.
>>57241984
The course is called forest technology, but it would probably be better named forest management since that's what most of the job opportunities end up being. It's only a diploma level course, I didn't want to tie myself down with a four year degree just yet and I'll actually have a good range of options since I live in Alberta.
why are pool halls so rad
>dat atmosphere
>smooth jazz playing over the loudspeakers
>dat feel of sinking the 8 ball on a long shot
>tfw bologna, pepperoni, and cheddar sandwich
top comfy buds
how was your day?
>>57242235
Ah, that's pretty coincidental because I work for the US forest service in the summer.
>Alberta
Right above me. You guys handle your whiskey like monsters.
Southwest US is still white my brothers
>>57242292
Cooking some pizza
>>57242324
>Southern California
>New Mexico
>white
>>57242299
Small town drinkers are monsters.
I live in Edmonton though so everybody around me likes beer more, I'm not a fan of it though.
tfw feeling feels
