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>>57195799
first for trump 2016
>>57195823
THERE HE IS, HE DID IT AGAIN
fake thread
My mistake
Go here buds
>>57195788>>57195788
the collapse of the CCCP was a mistake.....
PD. i don't know which /cum/ thread is the real one btw
staying here
>>57195879
Fuck long island
>>57195920
this
Chihuahua
First for Georgia is best state
Why are the Japanese so based?
This is my autistic gf
>/cum/
nth for Long Island is the worst part of New York
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/bill-clinton-back-bernie-sanders-wins-primary-article-1.2584140
savage t.bh
America is like Western Roman empire while russia is like eastern.
and like europe is true rome and centar of western civilization
part 4 soon, lads
about time
>>57199459
Isolationist culture.
>wine
>bitter
>the easiest way to add people to your friends list on miitomo is through fucking twitter
one job, nintendo
anyone here playing this shit?
>>57196708
Why do you say that when Atlanta is there?
>>57199680
is he dead
>>57199656
looks a bit feline desu, may want to get that checked out
>>57199658
said the poor person.
>>57199694
you and like ten other people in the world
who the fuck plays this uslesshit
>>57199694
>have to create a nintendo acct to sign up for it
>send a verification code to my email
>never shows up
>resend it 5 times
>still never comes
I bet the rewards are shit anyway
Absurdism is the best philosophy branch tbaqhwyl
>>57199715
Just dazed, I think. Looks like he was eating like a pig when someone struck him in the dome with a TV remote out of disgust.
>>57199749
>not stoicism
>>57199732
im bored
>>57199749
>philosophy
What should I do in class for april fools tomorrow?
>>57199786
whoopee cushion on everyones seat
>>57199786
Bring fake gun
>>57199786
act like someone who isn't a fucking autist
>>57199786
suck someones dick and when they say you're gay say "april fools it was just a prank"
>>57199779
Read a book
>>57199786
Nothing.
Don't be an autist.
Whoever has been spamming fedorae to every single post, you're fucking out of order. Enough is enough.
>>57199716
She is just a little groggy
>>57195893
Why was it a mistake?
>>57199814
its not gay if you say "no homo"
>Whoever has been spamming fedorae to every single post, you're fucking out of order. Enough is enough.
>>57199828
I hope you know your encouraging him
Slowly becoming a normie. Kill me please.
Why are americans so unintentionally funny
>>57199786
Just how old are you anyway, bruh?
>>57199786
Touch a girls butt
>>57199714
It's probably because the demographics of the city is different from the more urban and rural areas of the state which the pic is suppose to represent.
>>57199749
Camus is the coolest philosopher desu
>>57199721
My family isn't poor at all, only the area above Albany, the Southern tier, and Buffalo are poor
>>57199867
What a waste of an ameribear picture.
>>57199846
because we didnt flatten Moscow
>>57199867
>unintentionally
You just don't understand humor canada
>>57199867
Those are southerners. They're an eternal punchline. Their existence is nothing short of surreal.
>>57199895
set your region goddamnit
>>57199927
I don't get it
>>57199927
>better economy
>better food
>betteer weather
yeah no I'll stay down here thx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc
Lads. There's a toad trying to get in.
>>57199970
>better economy
>better weather
>>57199927
>yankees
>northerners bringing us up again when it doesn't relate to anything being said
Are they ever not butthurt? I can't imagine being this obsessed with another group.
>>57199990
CUTE
>>57199970
>heatstroke weather is considered good weather in america
>>57199990
I say let him in, he may be a magical fairy
>>57199999
Incredible digits of truth
civil war 2: revengence?
:3
>>57199895
There's a reason all of NYC is on the Islands and there's a reason LI in particular is littered with multi million dollar mansions. It's not because it's the worst area. It's because it's the best. No quakes, no flooding, extremely low chance of natural disasters, fair weather and lots of coast. Also the only real pests are squirrels and all they do is each the seed out of your bird feeder.
>>57200037
that gives you warts
>>57199990
Kiss it, then you'll have a qt bf.
>>57199999
> those numbers
THE NORTH WILL RAZE AGAIN
I know the fucking mexishit that wants to suck my dick is browsing here.
I made you a video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ij7emMt-ME
>hearing helicopters and multiple sirens outside window
Sure is another night in Baltimore
>>57200065
I think the rest of Georgia would welcome burning down Atlanta.
>>57199944
It is set, idk why my flag isn't showing
>>57200047
Its also an expensive police state with an awful accent
>>57200065
>top ten best pranks.jpg
what's your tobacco of choice tonight, boys?
I'm feeling a little mean tonight
>>57199999
nice numbers
>>57199990
cook it, but preserve the skin to make a balloon with later
>>57199999
>when it doesn't relate to anything being said
Were you not paying attention? Dude was clearly talking about scooter blobs.
>>57200047
Dude... we have Hurricanes all the time, forget Sandy already? South shore was flooded to shit. And I felt the virginia earthquake there when it happened
>>57200107
>using snuff unironically
>>57200107
>literally paying money to get jaw cancer
wew
>>57200107
Kodiak gas station was out of Copenhagen.
>>57200075
>>57200075
HE ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT
>>57200076
Not going outside to look, but from my window I can just barely see that they've got the street blocked off by cop cars and have ambulances and a fire truck
>>57199990
HOLY SHIT. This perfectly matches the song I'm listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcDIW-MT-SM
>>57200106
>Its also an expensive police state with an awful accent
The fuck are you saying?
>>57199990
let him in
>>57200132
Mostly use it at work on night shifts
Can work like a mule for 12 hours straight on the shit
since I quit cigs, it's great
>>57200135
wrong tobacco friend.
>>57200104
Could you guys at least burn CNN?
>>57200131
We're in the northeast. When the hurricanes come up from the south, they lose most of their energy. By the time they get to the Island the storm is ready to die.
And Hurricane Sandy wasn't shit for Islanders. Just a bit of rain and wind by the time it got here.
>>57200228
It was shit for Staten Islanders lol
but they don't exist
what should i fap to lads
>>57200228
I lost power for two weeks on the north shore lol
>>57200263
your mom lol
>>57200263
exhentai favorites tab my family
>>57200263
this, it's from a porno
good luck
I went outside to offer toad bro a hearty amount of meal worms and honey but he was gone.......why would he just leave? I thought we had a connection ;-;
>>57200290
kek do you have a webm of that, I want to see more but I don't want to actually watch it
>>57200263
Femdom
>>57200263
seventh thread right now on /d/
>>57200263
>what should i fap to, fellas
fixed
also pic.
>>57200297
He's a toad, friend.
He must go wherever the wind and the road may take him.
>>57200263
Straight shota
>>57200303
sorry, no. just two stills.
So have you told your parents you're addicted to /cum/?
>>57200315
What is your profession?
>>57200277
You sure that was sandy?
>>57200318
I guess it's in his nature. I'm glad we could have shared a moment
guys i suck at business
my burger joint went to hell
now i have a copy center
help me find a name
>>57200338
HAOOH
>>57200339
100 percent man
r8 my OC
>>57200331
What the fuck is up with Misty?
I'd still smash tho
>>57200384
copy pasta inc
>>57200384
boppy's copies
>>57200405
funny
do the pepe version too
>>57200405
Accurate as fuck
>>57200384
You think copies will sell better than burgers, my friend? That will be a cold day in hell.
You should name your new business Cold Day In Hell.
>>57199846
i always talk about central asian countries, but now it's chechnya's turn
>>57200337
No, but I told my mom that I'm addicted to Trump.
>>57200405
>canada
>blonde
lol
>>57200405
>the women look afraid but pretend otherwise
accurate
>>57200445
Chechnya in general was a mistake.
>>57200428
the what?
bubulubu
>>57200405
he just needs to be smiling and to have some sick shades on.
JEREMY SPOKE IN CLASS TODAAAAAAAYY
>>57200473
There's a pepe version of that picture.
>>57200384
How it went to hell?
R8 my cats feet
>>57200534
6/10
anyone else have a little plus drop down where replies are in posts?
>>57200534
10/10 fluff smasheroos. Would let pat at yarn
>>57200534
lewd
>>57200553
Yeah, it's for upboats on 4chan x
https://youtu.be/mj0YCkuEEyE
holy fuck this girl is terrifying for some reason
There is a story on my local news about how the CIA accidentally left explosives on a school bus for disabled kids.
The school bus traveled through 3 districts with it on board.
How the USSR didn't crush us is mind boggling. I'm assuming their intelligence agencies were even more retarded.
Get fucked
>>57200522
i was located in a DEAD plaza
no customers at all
i just lost money
buy a copy center cuz i friend sold me cheap
>>57200570
looks gay. I like the original
>>57200593
all as planned, retards are expensive to care for. once the parents die or get to old care falls on the governments pockets.
>>57200602
that sucks...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcxnbfRYM-g
The early 90's were a mistake
>>57200593
>ywn get to do goofy shit during the cold war then say it was for national security
>>57200602
is the copy centre in a better location?
if it was sold cheap that sounds suspicious
>>57200593
what explosives?
If it's C4 (which is 99% probable) there is next to no chance that shit would have gone off.
Spooks always gave me the creeps. Everyone hates CIA.
>>57200682
The early 90s were definatly not a mistake
>>57200682
no they weren't faggot
Beach House is so good
ok at work pals
>>57200593
Also i should say this happened recently. Not during the Cold War.
>>57200712
america is overrated
>>57200682
you were a mistake
>>57200725
Where you work senpai?
>>57200739
Still beats the rest.
Especially since USA contains Texas, which is not overrated
>>57200756
Texas is for fags and wannabe cowboys.
So are you trying to say that Dora the explorer doesn't teach english in other languages?
>>57195799
How come people still asking for songs in the radio?
I dont get it
>>57200756
Texas is the most overrated of all the states though...
>>57200791
because they are recorded actors, none of it's real.
A holdover from earlier times when such psychology was good advertising
>>57200707
hes my friend, already has another 3 but it needs a good image and i don't even have a name, just a sign with the word "copias" as i said i suck at business
>>57200853
Alaska is actually bigger then texas
>>57200801
it should be wojak in the middle and pepe at sides
>>57200883
Who'da thunk it?
>Aussies are relentlessly destroying Canada
climate change, polution and over population are not real
>>57200937
wtf, i'm in charge here
>>57200976
how can you say that when New Jersey exists
>>57200976
agreed
>>57200853
>>57200875
Fucking lone stars... You heehaws are all weirdos and way too into Texas. Like way way too into Texas. It's just a land mass with fake borders like every other state bordering you guys.
>>57201012
Texans aren't weird
everyone else is, because they forgot what it is to be proud of your state.
Our Founding Fathers considered themselves members of their home state first, Americans second
>>57200883
surprisingly butthurt about how alaskans get over Texas desu
>>57201012
Do you have no pride in you home state?
I personally consider myself a New Yorker before an American, I feel equally loyal to both though
>>57201012
I come from the glorious state of South Dakota you big ol' federalist loser
>>57200384
benis XDDD
>>57201036
Why do you all think you're cowboys? 90% of you have never even seen a horse.
why is scarface so good guys
>>57201085
>Why do you all think you're cowboys? 90% of you have never even seen a horse.
this is the stupidest question I've ever seen anyone ask about Texas
looks like you've just got a chip on your shoulder desu
>I feel more connected to my state than my country
>each state is like its own country
>>57200976
I can somewhat agree on climate change but have you seen how fast the population's going up?
Everyone go to pornhub real quick.
>>57201080
I'm proud of being a new yorker, but no one here has ever suggested that NY should be its own country.
>>57201155
top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAxO7MNm6OE
>>57201155
that's cute
>>57201155
thats hot
>>57201155
april fools day is here...
24 hours of this shit.
>this is the stupidest question I've ever seen anyone ask about Texas
>looks like you've just got a chip on your shoulder desu
>>57201155
now i am craving hot buttery corn
>remember something
>day is ruined
Anybody else here Mexican???
>>57201236
here
>>57201231
>forget something
>the past is ruined
>>57201155
I wonder what the April Fools joke will be for 4chan.
I miss Moot senpai.
>>57201200
I just tell my prof and tell him I haven't even started the labs that are due in a month that I had all year to do
a-april fools
>>57201121
isn't it called united states anyway? lol
usa, doesn't even have a name that represents one single nation
>>57201155
>every midwest poster
I consider myself Californian before anything
other states simply can't compare
I think I might have just met my true waifu
Not posting her here until I finish the series but things are looking up for me
>>57201308
Quality post jose
>>57201308
what in the fuck is that
You're wasting perfectly good toppings
>>57201323
thanks Brayden, tell your mom I said hi
>>57201169
Yeah I know that would be a bad idea, I never suggested it
>>57201231
You will spend the rest of your life creating more of these memories. There will be days when remembering one thing sets off a chain reaction of these memories.
Learn to keep an emergency bottle of hard liquor handy.
>>57201255
>he left
>you're still here
>>57201334
That's another californian name though
I don't think you have the IQ to post here lad
>>57201332
carne asada fries
it's in the file name
you wouldn't understand 2bh
>>57200104
N-no bully Atl pls. I'm still trying to lure a hot Russian here to hold my parasol and purse for me while I shop.
>ambulance is not recreational vehicle, captcha
>>57201295
Oh hush
>>57200075
I played with a colombiANO like a week ago online and he was talking shit. All of you sound and speak the same.
>>57201339
Texans have been saying it for years though. They want to secede from the States and become an independent nation. Again, fucking weirdos.
>>57201348
One day someone who was just a simple poster will become the owner of the website.
>>57201350
then what are you doing here?
>>57201401
Sorry but the average IQ of my state is higher than the highest IQ in yours hey zeus
>>57201420
your state's IQ would be higher but you live there :^)
>>57201386
true
no wonder this place barely breaks even
>>57201435
It's already the highest in the union lad
>>57201370
California, Texas, and New York could all survive on their own and be very powerful nations by themselves, so its not like they would fail
We would all be around the power of the best European countries.
>you wouldn't understand 2bh
>>57201470
are you actually literally retarded? Fuck dude, I'm so sorry.
>>57201474
>California, Texas, and New York could all survive on their own
Yeah if they lived in an imagination land where all the infrastructure built by the USA is still available to them and they aren't taxed by other states in the unions for goods going in and out of their country.
Everyone go to newgrounds real quick.
i want to fucking leave this place
>>57201521
JEALOUS ASS FLYOVER DETECTED
>>57201516
my IQ is over 30 points higher than your states average
That's literally where California stands as a state.
WHO /tacosfordinner/ HERE?
>>57201542
Coaster? Coaster coaster?
fucking FUCK a mexican in her pussy.
>>57201558
unhealthy tbqh
>>57201546
congratulations on personally achieving nothing and parroting the success of your state?
want a cookie?
you're such a smart guy, i'm sure your parents are really proud of you man
>>57201558
Me. Not even Mexican. Homemade tacos are GOAT.
>>57201474
But they're all part of something bigger. Wanting to be independent purely for some selfish vanity is a slap to the face of the federation and in actually doing so we would slowly crumble as a result. "United we stand, divided we fall" isn't just a motto, bruh. It's reality.
>>57201531
ONE WAY OUT BROTHER
>>57201546
>using IQ as a measurement unironically
but what have you accomplished, anon
>>57201573
>pussy
Yuck
HOLY SHIT EVERYONE TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW
>>57201573
Learn to love the anus and the anus will love you back.
>>57199970
>better food
Southerns that move to New York make the same food they do in their home state, but infinitely better.
>>57201584
Your states average IQ is barely over the threshold for mentally challenged people.
That's how """""great"""" of a state california is.
>>57201632
>Palo sandofat benched
>red sox
>>57201531
>>57201616
exiting the simulation early is illegal
>>57201607
Yeah I am in now way advocating anyone leaving, that is retarded and cancerous
>>57201617
IQ is a great state to use when comparing large numbers of people.
>>57201632
The Eighties documentary?
latino population is tiny here. ya'll should come over for a barbeque.
>>57201682
what's the average iq of the black guys that reamed your mom?
>>57201709
but it's very cold
Would you warm me up?
>>57201717
>taking it straight to blacks
We all know what's on your mind, cuck
>>57201717
>he lives near black people
lol
>>57201737
Sure. i've been told my hugs make people feel safe and warm and loved.
>ginger with green eyes
>big lips, curly thick hair, wide nose, chinky eyes, natural layer of muscle
I'm in a weird area between black and white.
>>57201772
>he is a black person
>>57201768
well, it wasn't their big fat iq's making her scream
Friendly reminder that California is one of the few nondegenerate states in the union
>>57201817
>Hentai
I have american citizenship, where's a good place to live in Washington?
>>57201709
you don't know how lucky you are.
>>57201817
>missouri
>ohio
>pennsylvania
>>57201817
what the fuck is "female friendly" porn?
>>57201856
Softcore?
>>57201817
>women searching big tits
>literally lesbians
>not degenerate
are you fucking retarded or what?
>>57201817
Black women confirmed honky fever.
>>57201817
>liking teens
>degenerate
what
>>57201799
>tfw you'll never have a bbc
>tfw completely average white penis
>tfw women will always be disappointed in my size
>tfw if I do manage to get a gf she'll just cuck me for Jamal
>>57201869
>I dont like lesbians
>>57201817
They're all gay then? In the homosex capital of the world? That seems pretty degenerate. Also not at all surprising.
>>57201875
>he's a white """"""man"""""""
hahah you might as well become a tranny
>>57201887
>implying actual, real life lesbians are attractive
>>57201873
How the fuck do you figure that
Black women only want kangz
>>57201887
>the point
>you
>Tfw starting to get jungle fever
plz give black gf
will I get bullied here also?
>there are black californians in this very thread
kek
how's the fried chicken harvest this season
>>57201918
Ebony is almost entirely black women and white men.
t. porn pro
>>57201914
I grew up with one who was. But she stank like armpits.
>there's needle dicked white kids that jerk off their high IQ in this very thread
>>57201944
yes this is a pro-bullying thread
>>57201918
>Black women only want kangz
>>57201909
I'll never satisfy a woman. I might as well become one
>>57201963
You would ride the short bus in almost every other state in the union
this general is fucking terrible
>>57201817
>Alaska
No wonder they're hiding all the way up there. No one will ever find their dragon dildo gardens under all that snow.
@57201993
slimey dumb limey scum
>>57201993
It is now.
>>57201965
Well there's also the whole dick thing which is why black women don't racemix as much as others
>>57201989
your mom rides my long bus, Rory
>>57201987
good idea
>>57201993
Had a good shite lads
>>57201856
It's essentially "making love" passionate sex
>>57201856
it's probably search terms, means they didn't like what generic porn terms brought up
>California gets BTFO
>starts pretending to be black and pretends to be illiterate
kek, the punching bag of the country and they don't even know it.
Dudes would get more chicks is you wear better clothes tbqh. And did skincare routines and a touch of makeup. Seriously.
make a new thread
>>57202023
yeah it has nothing to do with the fact they are the least attractive women who receive the lowest response rate on average.
>>57202023
dick size differences are overstated for the most part
and fetishes aren't ruled by logic. Women like power.
>>57202023
Pretty salty there Tuan, too bad you're wrong
>>57202005
whoa, a japanese actually did that?
>>57202072
Men are just scared to message one because they know they cant compete with their black exes
>>57202067
This is unfortunately true. I got way more responses after wearing clothes that fit.
>>57202067
>a touch of makeup
>>57202147
Tellin' it like it is m8.
t. a real live grill
Seriously, though. Look at all the dudes girls like in pics and stuff. Makeup makes girls more attractive. It works the same on guys. No one wants to see your shit eyebrows and nasty acne scars.
>>57202204
b-but I like my bushy eyebrows
>>57202204
speak for yourself, metro guys are annoying
>>57201777
Nice numeros
liking this pic desu
kumiko is cute
desu
>>57205091
bacon desu
did you check out those other two that I posted earlier?
