Strongest Island edition
real thread
anime
Sorry about that ;_;
>>57195885
Good post
anime?
>>57195893
>>57195788
I filed a claim for a leave of absence today.
No work for me for 40 days! Paid! In America!
Kek has blessed me this day.
I'm going full NEET for the next 5 weeks.
>>57195899
All is forgiven, people were being lazy
>>57195909
No.
>TINY
>TEXAS
Adorable~
>>57195788
>Strong Island
Long Island sucks, the mainland portion is the superior portion
>>57195799
Real bread, fuck long island
Hurricane Katrina was almost 11 years ago
>>57195933
I'm on my first week of 2. Enjoy it, brother.
>>57195964
I agree but you have to represent
>>57195969
Bernie Mac died eight years ago
>>57195972
Thanks mate.
Here's my list of things to occupy my time:
Gaming
Fapping
Coding
Walking
Running
Lifting
Biking
Cooking
Fucking
Cleaning
Drawing
Reading
Browsing
Sleeping
I'm stoked!
>>57196043
Damn I forgot all about him
Please kill me right now
right now
>>57196043
Michael Jackson died almost 7 years ago
>>57196047
Wanna be friends?
>>57196106
What happened now?
>>57196127
you know it desu
>>57196087
I haven't
cum lol
>>57196119
Holy fuck
>>57196185
Jeff Goldblum.gif
Is "Suits" a good show? I was thinking about watching it but the fucking Pilot episode is almost 90 minutes long kek
>>57196185
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDOezX3DSeQ
TAKE THE STRUCTURAL CODE TO THE COMMODE
>>57196246
It's a show about lawyers, although I do like Gabriel Macht and that Jew plays a complete asshole so it might be entertaining
>>57196164
it's way past my bedtime and I'm still up because I have to do things so I can't go to bed right now
this will kill my perfect sleeping schedule
>>57196293
You just reminded me that I have to write an assignment, thanks a lot germanbro!
are canadian subnational flags the best in the world?
>tfw test tomorrow and can't concentrate on studying
Day and night (what, what)
I toss and turn, I keep stressing my mind, mind (what, what)
I look for peace but see I don't attain (what, what)
What I need for keeps this silly game we play, play
Now look at this (what, what)
Madness to magnet keeps attracting me, me (what, what)
I try to run but see I'm not that fast (what, what)
I think I'm first but surely finish last, last
![IMG_20160330_170247[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8wsWwhh.jpg "IMG_20160330_170247[1].jpg")
>>57196343
yes
i want manitoba to get a new one though ;_;
>>57196293
>German going against his schedule
There is a special place in hell for you and your kind
What's the Japanese character meme i'm seeing on here? with the little + sign. I can't even post it as a reply
am I being meme'd for april fools?
>>57195964
t. albany
>>57196369
>>57196414
am ontario, i feel u
>>57195788
I LIVE THERE. AMA
>>57196369
better do it unless you want to work at tim hortons for the rest of your life
>>57196499
what's more important?
The consequence of an action or the reason behind the action?
So this happened 3 blocks away from where I grew up...
http://abc7ny.com/news/newborn-girl-dead-after-being-found-in-bag-in-backyard-of-li-home/1270833/
I used to hang out in that parking lot all the time and I walked by that street daily, creepy and sad as fuck
>>57196553
>BUT MEJICO SEND ITS WORST
>>57195964
If you like poor white trash farmers maybe. After Putnam county you're basically just an extension of Pennsylvania.
>>57196435
何を言っているよ
>>57196375
CUZ DAY N NITE
THE LONELY STONER LIKES TO FREE HIS MIND AT NIGHT
>>57195788
hey negritos
>>57196517
b-but im not fillipino
>>57196569
I'm not sure what you're implying with your post but there are a decent amount of Hispanic immigrants in the area
>>57196548
Consequence. Repercussion is dictated the consequence. An action is only as profound as its effect.
what's with these retarded Mexican threads?
do we have a new autist?
>>57196414
desu I kinda like our flag
>>57196689
>he's proud of his cuçkstamp
ouch g2g, see you later weebs
Rate my town guys. I'm on LI.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northport,_New_York
Pic related. For aerial view see:
>>57196499
>>57196689
then ontario should change theirs
missed my first shift at work due to general neglect of my life.
I fucking hate Manitoba
>>57196689
>new Vikings
>new 100
>new Archer
Well, there's go any plan of me being productive.
>>57196753
ours has a majestic creature, and yours has shit that grows on the sides of roads LMAO
>>57196435
>4chanx
>>57196819
>a fucking buffalo
>majestic
>>57196750
Neglect? What'chu been up to
>>57196803
The new archer sucks tbf fAm
>>57196753
and we hate you~
except western ontario, they pretty cool
>>57196725
I used to live 15 minutes away, North port is nice but it's not somewhere I've been to often
>>57196750
Dont do it again!
>>57196847
>bison
>not among the most delicious animals on the planet
>>57196653
Noticed this too, for some reason there are a lot of butthurt paisanos today
>>57196852
grandma went to the hospital and i dropped a class today, so i have a lot on my mind. I have a 10pm-1am shift i'm still going to so i'll be fine work wise since the shift i was going to was just a shift i was covering.
>>57196881
general neglect man, i know
>>57196653
>>57196892
k esta ocurriendo???
>>57196847
>buffalo
bruh
Thread Theme
https://youtu.be/wrbjLMIwNOM
>>57196929
Los del sur ya tienen internet
>>57196881
Where were you at that was so close?
>>57196924
Which is the right?
>>57196924
What is that Queerbec and Poofoundland?
>>57196907
North port fucking sucks nothing to do and its full of old fat people at least its like 90 percent white.
Nassau>Sufshit
>>57196847
>He doesn't like buffalo
>>57196907
Is your grandma alright?
>>57196967
manitoba + ontario
>>57196967
Ontario + unoccupied land
>>57196998
Oh. Then definitely the right.
>>57196995
i like buffalo
and i think everything will be ok
>>57196847
>doesn't like buffolo
i bet you think a goose if the most magestic creature on earth
Comcast sent me a love letter for seeding an Alicia Keys discography on the pirate bay.
nth for Georgia is best state
>>57196999
kek
>>57197071
le freedom face
LONG ISLAND ON THE FRONT PAGE
WOOH WOOH WOOH
Suck it NYC!
so this is what it's like to fly for freedom
>>57196956
Glen Head
>>57196907
Stay strong
friendly yet painful reminder that you will never a Finnish grillfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZdBSHVO7Z4
>>57197042
Okay, thats good
>>57197078
Uhh no?!!!
I'm part French American and part native. Can I call myself Metis?
>>57197114
nice
just realized I haven't played dcs in like 3 weeks
>>57196047
>coding
faggot
So one day, you're walking through a Mexican street looking for some grub, trying your hardest to get abducted for ransom, when a less than pleasant voice beckons you.
>Ay senior! Senior! Ju like sung chapolines? Fresh and delicious! Te gusta! Lo prometo!
What do you say?
>>57197071
What happens if you ignore those?
>>57197078
>now have 19 wojak states
thank you
>>57197127
I guess I'll have to settle for a leafieboiii instead... hehe... *runs eyes up and down your slender body*
>>57197144
You can call yourself whatever you want. You're a free American.
>>57197110
>>57197118
LI represent desu
where from
>>57197110
>>57197186
There was a thread on /k/ that has all of them.
>>57197127
thanks god
>>57197147
busy with school i'd imagine? I got the huey for about $20 cad on kinguin which is pretty good. If you're gonna buy something from there let me know, I have a $5 coupon which I can give you
>>57197186
I have a whole folder of them.
>>57197160
Depends on how they are cooked they can actually taste pretty good, for the most part the way they are way too salty.
>>57197186
Can you post Michigan? If not I'll try to make one
>>57197190
>>57197190
>slender
I wish, I'm like the prototypical skinnyfat. If I wear a loose t-shirt I look like I'm skeltal mode (except for my ass, which by the way is better than the asses of at least 50% of women), but once I take my shirt off my beer belly makes its glorious appearance and I look fat.
Got your nose
>>57197142
>South Dakota
Literal frozen wasteland and or Hell's asshole, there is no in between
>>57196369
I was planning on being productive around 4PM EST. But I decided to lurk for a little.
>>57196572
t. Putnam county
Everything north of the city is farmland and belongs to PA and NH
>>57197297
GIVE IT BACK
If you could deport black people back to Africa would you actually do it?
>>57197247
delet this
>Canadians are so shit at hockey they can't even make the PLAYOFFS
can't make this shit up fáms
>>57197298
Nice meme, SD is untapped wilderness at its finest
>>57197297
Give it back
>>57197328
Depends. Middle class working backs are tolerable. All others can leave
>>57197246
d-do you have the link?
>>57197252
please upload them
>>57197262
>>57197326
>>57197337
only if you beg for it
>>57197298
t. Tyrone
>>57197334
>Americans are so shit at Hockey that Justin Bieber is one of them now
>>57197249
yee one more month then freedom of working full time
>>57197334
I thought it was we don't have enough money to keep the Canadians on our teams
>>57197328
A fair amount but not all of them
>>57197298
It's almost like you've never been here
>>57197297
Gimmie gimmie!
>>57197297
G-give it b-back you...
>>57197350
> tfw wearing Michigan shirt and just got back from Meijers
Feels good
>>57197368
We don't pride ourselves on hockey because it's the only remotely signifcant thing in our country though so it's different.
>>57197411
Anime food looks delicious
>>57197260
The fact that they're goddamn maggots and grasshoppers doesn't slow you down?
>>57197376
>haven't even applied to any jobs for this summer yet
just fugg my shit up
>>57197442
Would definitely the pig head on the very right.
>>57197472
only chilangos like that
>>57197334
divepuck has really become shit
the diving, especially during playoffs, is almost as bad as fucking soccer. And the jewry is getting as bad as in the NFL.
The only sport I follow anymore is chess.
>>57197337
>>57197358
Best allies
>>57197472
grasshoppers are actually quite common as food
supposedly they're not too bad, mostly they're just crunchy, not much taste to them
>>57197502
What are chilangos?
How hard is it to transfer from a college in America to a college in Canada?
>>57197246
found it, thank you for bringing it to may attention
Think I might be growing out of racism. Don't know if this is a good or bad thing.
>>57197279
mm juicy arse boi
i can get with that
ill make you wear like one of those corset things though
and thigh highs, just like anime arsebois
>>57197508
It's when they start handing out suspensions for on-ice fistfights that I'll give up on hockey
not a moment before
>>57197472
That shit is good familia
VIRGINIA
>>57197572
I was a really edgy racist hard right wing punk in sophomore and junior year
Cringiest moment in my life
>>57197592
You might enjoy this then. Mexican sushi.
>>57197472
Like I said, depends how they are cooked, I don't consider myself a fan of grasshoppers but the ones i've eaten were crunchy and tasty, quite like potato chips
>>57197549
By definition, people form our capital state, D.F., but it's really anyone from Mexico's center, in my experience obnoxious and rude
>>57197614
are you *the* Virginia tho?
>>57197622
I would try it desu
>>57197608
instead of posting a 45-second webbum, you might as well post the actual video (which is pretty damn awesome)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCKkHqlx9dE
Another really cool one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE
> tfw president of 1 club and meme be of 2 others
College clubs are comfy desu
Are you guys in any?
>>57197572
I grew out of racism when I was 13 then grew back into it
What's the time for you, /cum/?
>>57197671
*member
>>57197695
9:55
>>57197671
fuck no, college clubs are full of normies and wannabe normies
>>57197668
nice
>>57196725
I've never actually been into Long Island proper (I've been to Brooklyn and Queens but that doesn't really count) because my mom didn't "Want me interacting with those people from Long Island" and afterwards I never had the incentive to go there.
Lived in NY near NYC all my life.
>>57197695
Who /greatesttimezoneonearth/ 9:56 PM here?
>>57197671
fuck no, I'm out as soon as I can
full time work + full class load doesn't leave time for padding my resume
>>57197671
I tried but really couldn't get into them. Lot of it just felt too "fake" with people treating them like huge deals. Also most are super extroverts and I feel drained after talking to them.
>hey anon you need to be at ALL the meetings!
Fuck off, I have classwork and a part time job to deal with too
>>57197614
HOWZ IT
>>57197695
7:57
>>57197750
reporting in
>>57197695
>>57197737
>>57197750
same desu
>>57197750
>greatest time zone
>Not Central
god has turned his back on shit tier Eastern.
>>57197608
Looks fun,does /cum/ go camping? What's the longest camping trip you've made? Almost two weeks for me
>>57197695
8 p.m.
>>57197695
8:57
>>57197695
I've used the inspect element tooling in Mozilla Firefox to fabricate a fictional time zone
>>57197750
Virginia here
9:58 right now
If you're not living in Pacific Standard time you're BASICALLY a nerd
>>57197668
>that shit took a month to build
>>57197778
>Almost two weeks for me
your cock must have smelled gross
>>57197778
spent a few days out of a tent
Does staying on an outpost count? cuz then it's a lot longer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDumsN1NCGg
hahahahah wtf
>>57197849
If it's 7:00pm where you are than you are a disappointment to your country
>>57197614
VIRGINIA MENTIONED
how the fuck can an autistic guy with a literal fucking stutter get such a qt wife?
>>57197608
Living the dream...
>>57197888
It's a pinocchio reference.
hi /cum/-chan does any1 want 2 b my frend ?~
>>57197874
kek you're so clueless
t. a few years ago I didn't wash my penis for a couple years straight
>>57197802
Never change, Australia.
>>57197923
Outgoing and high power. Big mystery.
>>57197874
Fortunately for me weather isn't so cold in mexico, so I took a shower every now and then in the river.
>>57197886
Were you doing research or maybe forest ranging/guard?
>>57197963
Sure. What is your name?
>>57197874
That's what baby wipes are for.
>>57197963
I'M ALWAYS YOUR FRIEND
>>57197963
>>57197874
Camp near a river
>>57197778
two weeks
>>57197695
Update: It is now 10:07 PM
Just ate a pound of natural yogurts and some almonds.
I'm going to watch some anise while my stomach settles. Then I'll workout
>>57198005
nah it was a US Army outpost
mighty pretty there though
>>57196725
Ex gf was from Suffolk. I wasn't impressed with long isle. Its like that token town that was really nice at some point then just stopped caring.
>>57198118
>>57198044
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>57198188
>island of over 7 million people
>town
You do know there are a shitload of very different communities on LI?
>>57198235
Fuck off outlander
>>57198235
well okay then
>>57198184
Nice, was it in the US or overseas?
lads, never buy from Nipps
their shipping is slow as fuck
>>57197671
>higher education
>extracurricular activities
>not dropping out of school age 14
Fucking plebs holy shit.
Everything I know I've learned on the streets
>>57198025
cute-kun
>>57198043
okie gud
>>57198044
luv u
>>57198263
>tfw i will never have a badass raspy dark elf voice like in morrowind
why live?
>>57198334
do you know calculus though?
>all these guys that live within minutes from me
>>57198375
Cough it up, where on the island are you from?
>>57198330
>boats are slower than airplanes
No shit Sherlock, got any other gems for us?
>>57198308
Overseas
Khost district, Afghanistan
not my pic, but fairly representative
HOLY SHIT GUYS THE NEXT HALO IS COMING TO PC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSZ4tSoumNk
>>57198375
>He lives on Long Island
>He lives in the worst part of the state
guys i'm trying the thing where you add something to your shopping cart on amazon then leave and hope they send you a discount code a few days later but it's been like 2 and i havne't got a code is that code just a bullshit thing or what??
>>57198390
Centerport...
>>57198441
>reddit: the post
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daufuskie_Island ask someone who lives here anything
>>57198494
>t. reddit: the state
>tfw no other /cum/dumpsters from my province
>>57198513
no
>reddit: the state
is Washington, specifically the Seattle area.
>>57198520
>>57198118
are you retarded?
>>57198460
Was that really so hard? I'm surprised we're all from the North Shore
>>57198513
>California
>calling other states reddit
headed to my town to my town synagogue to put a dent in the ZOG
>>57198549
Yes
>>57198444
You don't know how awesome LI is, obviously.
I'm starting to become addicted to 3D erotic dating sims.
>>57198424
Were you in a FOB?
>>57198444
George Costanza is from Queens...
>>57198597
>3D
>>57198598
rotated out from Salerno
>>57198455
Either that or you didn't do it right.
>>57198608
Yeah but he is the exception, not the normal of LI
proof: Cuomo was born in Queens, Sanders was born in Brooklyn
>wash face twice a day with antibiotic cleanser
>acne not affected at all
>mom finally agreed to make me a dermatologist appointment for isotretinoin
>tfw
>>57198520
>Toronto
why dude
>>57198581
It's a bunch of Italians dressed up like the "growing up gotti" kids
>>57198674
>you will never know what it's like to live surrounded by endlessly looping beaches
Convince me to not spend $30 on SWTOR gametime pls ;_;
>>57198579
not every red flag is manitoba :3
>>57198697
I was born here and have not had a chance to move away
>>57195788
Garden City here. Feels good being a rich white male
I wish I was Alex Jones
>>57198744
I know right?
>>57198726
I don't like the beach
I'd rather be hanging out with my friends anywhere else, the sand and wetness combo sucks
>>57198735
I thought tortanic was f2p
>>57198674
Tbf I think people from Brooklyn and Queens dont even consider themselves from LI. Maybe people from eastern queens but not the parts closer to Brooklyn
if you're a girl you should date me
>>57198786
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>57198713
You watch too much MTV.
