classic edition
そ
う
だ
ね
sometimes I just want to give up
The Fall of Yugoslavia was a mistake
>>57190244
H=hey y-you can't do that america
>>57190277
i don't get this meme
>>57190365
This.
>>57190373
try and stop us loser
Who here /TPB/?
>>57190331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
No crying edition
>>57190331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
>>57190373
Get lost nerd
>>57190436
frig off julian
>tfw Joe Biden could've actually been a top contender in this race
>>57190373
We gave you alaska and took away all your liberals
Be happy
>>57190439
>>57190465
Fuck.
Unhappy edition
>>57190494
He would have just taken votes from Hillary and helped Bernie but led to a contested convention
>>57190503
like 95% of the population, i live in the liberland
>>57190519
Both of us are cheering him on, don't feel bad little animu girl
>>57190524
How can you be unhappy with a face like that?
>>57190519
don't say bad words
>>57190524
whats wrong friend
>>57190439
>>57190465
is this the japanese version of shia labeouf's just do it?
>>57190595
>>57190519
thank you buds
I generally but contently dislike the United States of America.
>>57190441
Please post music I need help
>>57190699
>we're totally different countries
>muh healthcare
nth for FREE CASCADIA
>>57190524
this might cheer you up
>people still think we should have guns
>>57190871
>people still bait on 4chan
"people still think we should have guns"
>>57190706
I wish I could sing like Freddie Mercury
we're all going to make it bros!
>>57190821
>tfw flag of your province is a modified flag of Cascadia
>>57190503
>implying I want to be part of canada
Well fuck you too.
>>57190821
thank you britfriend
I have $20. What should I get to eat?
>>57190924
>i frequent /brit/
>>57190995
>>57190821
What do people stand to gain if the pacific Northwest was independent other than novelty?
>>57191023
A California burrito
>>57191023
Burger
>>57191045
Communism
>>57191023
Three by three animal style with Animal Style fries and a Dr Pepper
Dr pepper is gross desu
today I saw a girl on the train who had a katy perry thing going on, i almost got a boner on the spot
>>57191197
Syrup is gross, it like tree blood
>>57191197
el psy congroo disagrees
>>57190420
>couldn't evne handle vietnam
>thinks he could handle a 1st world nation
lmao america
>>57191230
syrup is bretty fuckin good desu. made some home made maple cookies yesterday
>>57191291
>implying a first world nation wouldn't be easier to maintain control over than a third world one in this day of age
>>57191255
>actual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPT73OW2Q2E
>>57190244
we Algeria now
>>57191197
El canadiANO
>>57191161
>and a Dr Pepper
>>57191310
I remember I tried to make them once because I was doing a project on Alberta back in school, they came out like shit. The taste still haunts me to this day...
>>57191389
>2015
>>57191204
Why didn't you?
Are you low test?
>>57191468
because you used american table syrup
California passed a law to raise minimum wage to $15/hour.
Where were you when all the other states were BTFO?
>>57191023
chicken and rice
>>57191552
Laughing at Californian fast food workers when they lose their jobs to machines.
>>57191552
sounds like a stupid idea
>>57191498
that would have sent me an unstoppable path to rape
pizza pizza pizza
give me some (You)s guys I need them
>>57191255
>thailand is the least miserable
i wonder why...
The cat won't stop fucking meowing SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
my mom said if she could vote in the american election she would vote for hillary JUST because she's a woman
>>57191669
Only if you give me one
Where is the Canadian who was supposed to ask the cashier out on a date?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!??! I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!
>>57191291
The point of modern power isn't that you can completely dominate and consume another country, it's that if anyone dares throw a sucker punch you walk away from the conflict with your country stable and theirs in a shitpile, the only catch is that you pull out before you end up fighting in the shitstorm you just created.
>>57191525
Also these little things are quite disgusting
@57191669
(Yous) are fairly a expensive and are becoming a rare commodity
>UCI
DOES YOUR STATE OFFER ESPORTS SCHOLARSHIPS?
CALIFORNIA
YES
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2629013-university-of-california-irvine-to-offer-league-of-legends-scholarship
I'm done with this fucking shithole
I got a zit for the first time in a long while, must be the depression meds finally kicking in.
I wish I wasn't so fucking dumb and stopped taking them.
>>57191726
Wrong pic.
>>57191741
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF THOSE ARE FUCKIN DELICIOUS
gayest thing you've ever done?
I used to wear my sister's panties and jacked off my cousin
>>57191829
Danced with another guy.
>>57191720
She said yes and they lived happily ever after.(just tell that to yourself, she probably said no or even worse he ever got the guts to ask ;_;)
>>57191703
This surprises you? 75% of women in the western world would easily say the same, if not more. Women's suffrage was a mistake tbqh.
>>57191829
playing with myself on cam for one
mejor rojo que muerto
better red than dead
plutôt rouge que mort
Just made these badboyz
R8
What's poppin off on the trick, /cum/? This yo boy cuh bruh d'doo man here to do it something proper. Hear hear!
>>57191829
fuck off faggot
>>57191708
here you go friend
>>57191966
>mayo
Trashed.
>>57191829
finger up the pooper
>>57191966
Not the best looking burgers but I'd take one
>>57191994
non white detected
>>57191979
in Roman society I'm very manly you fucking leaf
>>57191703
>>57191703
Kek, my mom worked on Hillary's secret service detail for years. She was one the first female agents. Not even she wants to vote for Hillary
>>57191829
Replied to this post
WHHYYYY
>>57191967
Go away Jamal
>>57191784
There was a lot of loot stolen from Kuwait in those vehicles.
>>57192036
He's right, Mayo is disgusting
>>57192061
Oh no, what happened?
>>57192061
Did she say no?
It's OK.
/cum/ is here to feed off your feels
>>57191829
I kinda forced my little brother to kill me on the lips when we were very young
I hope he doesn't remember that for the sake of both of us
>>57192128
>Mayo is disgusting
t. Jamal
>>57191829
Had a sweaty basement rave with like 20 of my old rowing teammates. There was not a single girl in the basement and there were a bunch of sweaty dudes dancing with each other in front of a strobe light
>>57192136
to kiss me*
damn it
>>57192158
Mayo is fucking disgusting you retard.
>>57192158
t. disgusting Mayo lover
>mayo is disgusting
A new low for /cum/
I'm disappointed in all of you
>>57192186
t. Abu Saleh
>>57191829
i'm bisexual so existing i guess
never done anything with guys though desu
>>57192219
i'd rather eat shit than mayo.
>>57192219
>eating the processed jew jizz
>>57192186
t. Harvvinder Xao Ming Al-Canadi
First for Doctor Saya
Mayo is alright, but Relish is fucking digusting. so is mustard desu
>he actually, literally, unironically, unjokingly, unmemeonically, in all seriousness likes mayonnaise
>mayo is disgusting
tasteless anglos detected
>>57192219
>he eats mayo
>mayo is disgusting
>>57191829
I've sucked dick a few times.
>>57191829
Shared a bed with my best friend because we couldn't afford the 2 bed hotel room
>>57192175
That sounds gay, but fun
>>57192236
t. Abu Saleh
pokemon is fun
>>57191829
i fingered a girl in 9th grade
>all these people getting butthurt about mayo
Even our posts are majority non-white. Disappointed as fuck tbqh
>>57192355
t. JaRussell DeMarcus La Fonda Tyrell Shaniqua
>>57192373
sure is
which one are you currently playing lad
>>57192236
>i'd rather eat shit than mayo.
>Eat shit
>Eat poop
Yes we know Canada,
:^)
>>57192388
Only black people eat mayo.
>>57192219
>don't request a restaurant to hold the mayo
>sandwich is drenched in mayo 9/10 times
It's disgusting as shit. I don't understand why people here love it so much.
Tbh I like mayo but it's not my favorite
Reminder that Horseradish Mustard is the superior condiment
>>57192375
If that's the gayest thing you've ever done you must be straighter than the light particles of a laser lad
This is not the /cum/ i fell in love with
What's there to hate about mayo? I don't get it
>>57192391
t. Abu Saleh
https://cock.li/transparency/arrested.txt
>>57192395
platinum
>>57192478
We all change, anon.
>>57192484
it's disgusting and if you eat mayo you should feel ashamed
>>57192441
>anime is just one giant pander to its fans
>>57192484
That's the point. It only tells you who the 5edgy6dicksuptheirass kids are.
Bunch of mayo hating dick riders
>mfw there are thick grills in revealing clothing with 10/10 asses/tits/legs all over the place
it's not fucking fair, I'll never get to tap any it and it's still shoved in my face all day long
why the fuck can't they just cover up, fuck
>>57192388
Only non whites like Mayo lad
>>57192470
Agreed. This and grey poupon.
>>57192530
I'm not a mayo lover but I don't think its flavor is disgusting 2bh
>I like mayo
there is a restaurant chain called Valentine here that is really popular, and i have never tried it before
do i go there and get a burger, chicken tendies, or some poutine?
or do i get Vietnamese food that is more expensive (like $17-ish)
>>57192219
I only eat it with fries
>>57192558
just ask one, you homo
>>57192558
relax, Elliot.
>>57192643
Get whatever you want, just dont order any Mayo
>>57192560
>wanting to be white
That's like wanting be a limp wristed pussy cuck with mental disorders.
>>57192502
>For the protection of my own personal freedom, and the freedom of my
users to E-mail cocks in peace, it is my plan upon arrival in Deutsches Reich to challenge the prosecutor, Jürgen Pfeiffer, to a trial by combat. Judicial combat is a Germanic traditional way of settling legal disputes in use in the Middle Ages. It hasn't been in use on German land since the Holy Roman Empire in the 16th century, but seeming how we're apparently bringing back the Stasi, one more throwback couldn't hurt.
>If Mr. Pfeiffer accepts my offer, a battle will be held to decide the victor over these bogus charges, the scheduled investigative surgery, as
well as the confiscation of my beloved hard drives. I'll fight for my users -- with memes or steel, I will be victorious.
>Mr. Pfeiffer is welcome to confiscate this dick if he's still hungry.
I love april fools
>hold the mayo
>hold
What the hell does this even mean?
>>57192558
>thick girls
aka fat
Their self esteem should be low enough for you to succeed with them.
>>57192700
mayo is good though
it is best when it is mixed up with the other condiments on a burger (ketchup, mustard, relish)
>>57192740
it means get this bullshit out of my face.
>>57192558
Girls will never tell you directly they want to fuck.
Think of them dressing revealing as them hinting it to you.
Poutine is one of best dishes i've ever ate
God bless Quebec
>>57192346
It was fun as fuck, but super gay. That basement was at least 10 degrees warmer than the rest of the house too.
>>57192812
t. quebec
>>57191829
I was 9 and showed my penis to my 5 year old neighbor. He showed me his. That was about it.
> start getting fit
> girls start talking to me
> 2 chads start talking to me
Y...you too
>>57192720
Being white is the bees knees man, just bleach your skin and maybe you can pull it off to
remember guys, All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
>>57192812
it's literally french fries, cheese curds and gravy. I don't understand the poutine craze...
Mayo is only good when mixed with sriracha.
>>57192727
call the 206 number
Best color spread in a long ass time tbqh
>>57192914
goes great with ketchup
>>57192952
>sriracha babby
spotted the r*dditor
>>57192914
that combination is what makes it taste so fucking good
>>57192952
i work at a grocery store and we sell shit like Sriracha mayo, Smokey bacon mayo, Horseradish mayo, & some others
>Mexico
>>57192888
>tfw try and get fit because skeleton
>work out every day
>try and eat a lot
>feel sick, literally unable to eat more
How the fug am I supposed to gain mass?
>mExiCO
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/apr/1/nigel-farage-official-resignation-suzanne-evans-row
WEW are nige has officially stepped down as leader
>>57192992
don't bully ukraine bro
i intend to buy him a beer when he comes to winnipeg again
>>57192997
>Canada knows about reddit
Shocked.
how do i suck dick?
>>57192888
>be 23
>be fit
>be tall
>be good looking
>be smart
>be strong willed
>still have low self esteem
>start new job
>making 200 a week(no joke)
>work ass off
>2 month in: get raise to 300 week
>work ass off
>4 months in: get raise to 400 a week
>give it one good push and work even harder
>5 months in: Raised to 700 a week + know the whole business almost in n out
>Confidence picked up
It's amazing how everyone's factor to confidence is different
>>57193106
i've been 404'd
>/balt/+/ausnz/
>/desi/+/carib/
Promise me we're never merging with another general, /cum/
>>57193129
Girls like confidence.
>>57193209
False, girls like money
t. oldfag + richfag
>>57193144
try this
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/2016/04/01/ukip-is-a-party-with-no-future-suzanne-april-evans-fools-should-join-the-tor/
>>57192776
they dress like that in the fucking metro
They're not hiting it to me, just to Chads who are probably waiting for them at whatever destination they're headed to
>>57192664
no but seriously, my horniness will be the death of me, I'd rather be dead than continue living forever with this frustration
>>57192661
fuck off normie
>>57193198
Never said my luck with the ladies got better. But i don't have any problem or anxiety talking to them now
Wish I could punch this dog in the face.
>>57193235
april fools haha
>>57193234
More like just faggot cause he's right, sorry you like vapid whores
>>57193235
i've been 404'd again
>>57193275
Wish I could punch your PM in the face.
>>57193289
>>57193244
They are hinting it to whoever can read in between the line. Confidence my nigga, confidence. It's the #1 key to bitches
>>57193275
I fucking hate chihuahuas. Absolutely worthless little cunts.
>his feet aren't greek
disapproving_anime_girl.png
>>57193318
juss bee urself bro
>>57193275
>>57193319
wow...
>>57193144
>>57193300
>>57193312
Wish I could kick the shit out of your twink ass
>>57193248
PROMISE ME
>>57193330
>weird mix of germanic and celtic
Sounds about right.
>>57193330
b-but mine are..
If Trump makes anime real will we be able to have sex with the lolis?
>>57193338
Quit being a little bitch and making excuses for yourself for why you shouldn't approach girls. You're such a sissy faggot it's cringe worthy. Pick up your balls and make a move on a slut one of these days.
/r9k/ was right all along
>>57193402
>dude juss like be urself bro it worked for me lmao
>>57193330
>have Greek feet
>mfw I have red hair, blue eyes, and pink nipples
???
>>57193391
Nope. It'll still be pedophilia.
>>57193300
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukip-farage-check-the-url-resignation-suzanne-evans-aprils-fools-row
if this doesnt work your internet must be fucked
>>57193330
>his feet aren't Egyptian
disgusting tb h
>go to /pol/
>april fools fake links everywhere
>>57193438
I have all that and Egyptian.
>>57193330
Mine doesnt match any of these, I guess its a mix of Roman and Egyptian, big toe and the one next to it are the same size but the other three go down in descending order. I dont have ancestry from either place though
>>57193349
Money makes you more confident. You don't notice it, everyone else does.
>>57193436
Guess you're an idealist and don't actually want the real thing. Keep dreaming m8 your loss not mine
>>57193452
404'd again
>>57193330
Mine are Roman, but I am half Irish and half Spaniard.
>>57193330
Greek, but my second toes are only a tiny bit longer than my big toes.
>>57193330
My big toe and 2nd toe are the same height and the rest are Greek. WTF AM I?
>>57193494
>dude xD lmao bro juss bee urself bro dude bro *likes facebook status* DUDE WEED LMAO im hella drunk right now bro xD
>>57193126
You maintain a firm grip around benis with your mouth, without your teeth touching benis. In order to get someone off you need to do that and pump at a good pace up and down the length, you can use your hand to grip the base if it's too big. Use tongue and hands to spice things up. Once you learn to bob your head properly without bumping benis against your teeth or mouth you can start doing those fancy tricks you see in porn. But until then just stick to the basics, it's easy to get tired or sore so you want to finish them before you can't go on any longer. You can start off with a light grip and escalate from there if you want to get a feel for it, the sloppier it is the easier it is to take deeper.
Chimpout soon
>>No joke: 500k food stamp recipients to lose benefits on April 1
>https://www.rt.com/usa/337926-americans-food-stamps-benefits/
>>57193584
Same, we are special snowflakes
>>57193438
>blonde, blue eye, family from mainly ireland/britiain
i wouldnt take it to serious, i just remember this chart when clipping my toes and knew it would get some (you)s
You can't fake confidence, that's desperation and women smell that shit. That's why "pick up artists" are cringeworthy faggots who fail. If you want real confidence to attract women you have to make yourself into a man that IS genuinely confident. Make money, get in shape, do some manly shit.. Better yourself, seriously. There are no gimmicks nor shortcuts unless you were born super rich or with a mega-chad for a dad that brainwashed you into thinking you were god's gift to women.
>>57193594
Americans are so fucking ugly hairy poor Turks on this board. I would never trade my virginity with a greencard from filthy Amerifat. Just wanted you to know this.
>>57193664
epic, simply epic
>>57193614
Glad I'm off tomorrow and live in a white neighborhood.
>>57193683
Fuck off Svetlana
>>57193622
What is your heritage?
>>57193703
>>57193594
>>57193436
this canadian is pretty angry i don't know what wave
>>57193703
>le ebin joke xD
congrats lads on guaranteed NA team in MLG semi-final! been a long time since and it's fun to see some na teams getting better
>>57193614
>April 1st
hmm...
>>57193789
fuck off faggot
>>57193811
it says no joke tho
also rt is very trustworthy
>>57193026
BULK
>>57193814
haha good joke mate real funnny see your at FUCK YOUJ
>>57193723
Mostly german, with a decent amount of Scottish, irish and dutch and a little french
>>57192560
Here's what AncestryDna said
>walk by a whole family of blue eyed blondes a couple days ago
Have you walked by anything recently that gave you hope again anons?
>those days at work no one ever talks to you
>when someone does it's a customer being a jackass
>>57193840
This
You want to be 240 lbs?
Eat like someone who's 240 lbs
>>57193858
<3
>>57193840
>monster
>>57193840
I can't drink milk ;-;
I just want to gain like 20 pounds.
>>57193517
Try turning your internet off and on again lad
![IMG_20160331_195314[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zWvDBZF.jpg "IMG_20160331_195314[1].jpg")
dog bless this beautiful province
>>57193198
imagine /cum/+/lat/+/ausnz/
Maximum shitposting
>>57193974
okay okay, i'll do it
>>57193914
They don't have as much sugars as much as you think. It mostly based of off natural shot and supplements. The good thing is its hard to burn them off and they don't instantly turn into fat. They help in a sense keep mass
>>57193924
Protein is your new best friend. Nuts, oats, meats etc. Can you have cheese and yogurt?
>>57193924
How much do you weigh?
my weed hook up (who is a girl) keeps inviting me to her parties but I've always let her know that I'm not a party guy
what does this mean. Do people just do that because they know you'll decline so they can feel good or something? Autism?
>>57193901
I hate it when people think fat gain when you're trying to bulk is bad. Sure you won't look shredded but if you're putting the work in those 4,000 calories will become the bulk needed
>>57194081
She might actually like you nerd.
