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French """""cuisine""""" edition
cara
Kyary
maisie
Kyary
back2normal
B-I-G P-O-P-P-A
No info for the D-E-A
Federal agents mad cause I'm flagrant
Tapped my cell and the phone in the basement
is ugly
>>57188697
I thought that was supposed to be a British food meme
>>57188697
Delet this
>>57188827
Nah mate, took this picture on my holidays last summer
>>70788175
>>83788175
>>64788175
Great posts /sarcasm
>gay attention whores talking about their sexuality again
Fuck off already
>>57188697
F I S H Y
I
S
H
Y
Asuka and Rei.
katie
think i'm over the oneitis
post pin numbers
2948
Graham Norton!
*checks my stock index*
very nice, impressive
*pours myself a glass of cognac*
time to check my emails to see if Ive gotten any applications from my massive fortune 500 company..
*reads the first one*
*email if from [email protected]*
despicable.
*deletes email without reading*
Reckon they give Rocket League out to disabled people for free tbqh.
How does a vagina taste
gays should all be hot
>>57188791
yep
broached subject of concert to mumsie; was favourable towards it
kept vague on the details just to help things along
Doing a poo
>>57188913
****
>>57188913
1296
75 meme points for whoever gets the joke
>>57188951
that's a big hairy leg.
>>57188913
4361
What's the best thing about 4chan, lads?
Is it that you can literally post whatever shit you want and claim it's fact?
>>57188929
>kpop
idiot child
kill all faggots
another match lads
wew lad at this one
>Americans pay hundreds of dollars a month for health insurance
>They still have to pay to visit a doctor
What's he listening to?
>>57188707
this 2bh
>>57188988
Memes
>>57188938
Salty, irony, and a little like Capt Crunch with no milk
>>57188988
Literal endless OC and recycled content.
Literally unlimited content.
>>57189005
Dr Brain will knife ya
>>57189028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NjPAEhag30
>>57189013
what a slag
>>57189028
The sound of crying Welshman
>>57189028
Lel. I bet he believe the public will think he's really patriotic wearing those.
wow grime artists are soooo talented
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgMfY_mtBnA
>>57188910
Is this the oneitis that you barely know and she kissed you a while back too?
>>57188946
Very good; she can come if she wants.
Might do an all nighter. I really enjoy being sleep deprived, it's like a very subtle drug.
How do you save snapchat videos?
Some bitch keeps sending snapchats of herself masturbating even though I've told her to stop
my upvote button has finally appeared
http://www.defensenews.com/story/defense/international/mideast-africa/2016/03/31/fallon-uk-oman-base/82467712/
>>57189106
6 years old than me too
>>57189013
alri nancy fancy my chocolate white glan-cee
>>57189170
>even though I've told her to stop
f a g g o t
>>57189140
wait a sec have you got intentions towards my musie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFOf1ezyfI
>>57189171
marvellous
they marked that phrase as spam though
doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvAtbkDdeyI
>Play a multiplayer video game
>Come away wishing I could genocide everyone that plays it
Seems video games do make people violent, but not because of their content.
>>57189168
nice
>camera just happened to be there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewHNYOVup9Q
Essential /brit/ viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKOQdcVoRys
>>57189240
>glan-cee
what is this
>>57189170
FONT
All those pakis still getting mad on the last thread.
>don't come to /brit/ for weeks
>open bred
>these two lil niggas still at it
>>57188707
>>57189035
respek
>>57189277
Looking to marry into wealth.
>>57189314
Sounds more like you're a violent person who plays video games
had an apple; you could say im "appalled"
why do farts smell? is it a defensive instinct from our pre-civilization days? i'd imagine someone shitting themself could deter a predator. it's just hard to believe millions of years of evolution would give us smelly farts for no good reason.
>>57189327
ahh yes the elusive CCTV camera, not like theyre absolutely everywhere or anything
Kek, cultural colonialism
Triggered, les bricons ?
>>57189314
>play online teambased shooter
>someone is fucking around
>see mic icon turn on
>its a ~14 year old brit
reeeee fuck off back to cawaadoody
>>57189346
i don't know i gave up
>>57189336
Isn't she not a natural redhead? I coulda swore she was blond
>>57189431
try harder
i might actually use something like that
>His country doesn't have a Trump
>>57189390
hi :D
shaggy was playing for free in dublin today
couldnt get in though was too packed
fuck sake
>>57189035
literally this
GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY
>>57189450
Yeah she is blonde
Tell me what I need to hear
https://twitter.com/communistloser/status/715621153327476736
I saw the fat lad from Jurassic park the other day lads
>>57189407
>mentioning the OP image
>>57189539
absolutely grim
Really want a Minnesota/South states gf
Mommy got dinonuggs lads!
Now I just have to whip up my dinonugg secret sauce
>>57189510
>three hands
fuck off mutant
>>57189539
Why do girls always do that "I look shocked/surprised" face when smiling for pictures? Does my nut in. It looks so unattractive
>>57189360
good lad
>>57189390
bit rude
going to bed night
>>57189367
think you overestimate that utterly
farmers not lords of the manor my dear
>>57189405
its pretty high brow wordplay humour; youd need a little something called class to understand it
>>57189562
looked in the mirror again?
currently pirate ships in war thunder lads
>>57189560
jesus christ
>>57189382
I've had my temper under control for years now but certain multiplayer games always get to me. I can't even fathom how these people exist and survive in their day to day lives. It's fucking scary how retarded people are.
>>57189636
nighty night x
Trump is what we need
>>57189539
hue
>>57189609
huehuehue
>>57189462
i'm sure you know a lot more english words than i do
>>57189636
night lad x (check under the bed for pedos)
>>57189639
I wish his wife was alri and I'd say he has a few quid desu
>>57189636
good eve
>>57189636
g'night x
>>57189539
>>57189627
I haven't seen a girl offer an actual genuine smile for a picture in almost 2 decades.
>>57189657
need for what exactly? other than this wall meme, and "winning", what is he actually going to do and how?
>>57189641
Kek. He had absolutely no reason to post that other than to show off how incredibly tolerant he is.
KILL ME WAAAHHHAHAHAHA
>>57189511
That's actually a tad depressing
>>57189683
no u do it for me then i can blame you instead of me
wish Trailer Park Boys hadn't gone to shit
in the past there was alot more slag posting
post more slags lads cmon
>>57189742
If he wins even though the media hates him maybe we will elect people the media hate
>trailer park boys was ever good
>>57189699
You saw Wayne Knight? I'm surprised that guy is still alive. Taking an Irish vacation, I guess
Want to be on the crew of a ramshackle asteroid mining spaceship.
Thursday night, retro night. Post tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m8qJbEY6lo
Need an FTM pussycock round my lips right now
why is asshole stink so powerful
all it takes is for your finger to grace that area and it stays with you the whole day
When is fathers day? Need to get the father of my child a card
Mommy got dinonuggs lads!
Now I just have to whip up my dinonugg secret sauce
>>57189867
Because you have a giant nose.
>>57189802
>maybe we will elect people the media hate
So contrarian XDD
>>57189867
Wash your fucking hands.
>>57189867
clean yoursen
>You will never have a white family
Finished my decaf green tea. Third eye thoroughly nourished and invigorated.
>>57189742
Bring nationalism back on a global scale.
Opened up my japs eye too wide and now I'm bleeding
>>57189956
>You will never have a white family
Got three slags on the go.
>decaff
>green tea
more like your reddit eye is wide open
>>57189714
Maybe they're as soulless and unhappy as us
>>57189904
Tory boy
>>57189987
This, if Trump wins then we can start pushing for a Euro revolution.
>>57190066
I have a soul. It's just broken.
>>57189987
How? You think the rest of the world is going to follow him? In know he's a meme, so 5chen would literally eat the shit from his arse, but he's said pretty much nothing of note about what he intends to do and how he's going to do it.
Think I have avoidant personality disorder.
>>57190103
Literally makes zero fugging sense
got 0 slags on the go
>>57189830
yeah
>>57190172
kek
and after all that reddit flags has stopped working; none are being displayed. dont know whats going on
>>57189957
bought more pg tips yesterday
>>57190133
Go to his website. He has all of his policies outlined in detail there.
>You think the rest of the world is going to follow him
I don't think they have a choice. I think American "culture" but especially American media is far too pervasive to just be dismissed by an entire continent. Nationalism will become normalised through Trump and only strengthened by the fact that it will bring about peace between Russia and America and when that shit is broadcast all over the world, nationalism will start to become "normal" again. Like faggots are celebrated now and interracial relationships are seen as not a fucking traitorous abomination.
This is getting out of hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4gGnMWz_ww
https://fetlife.com/users/5951888
Gettin 7(seven(XII(|||||||))) grams of weed
>>57190203
What don't you get?
Dominos lad, the first to fall starts it. Once Trump wins the media will have no choice but to conform or get dropped.
Trump is already showing everyone how biased and unfair the media is. Now we just need to show the world that nationalism can work. The rest will follow suit or get swallowed to the brown horde.
done fuck all (nothing (0 things)) all day
>>57190203
>Europe is being crushed by a stupid, batshit insane woman who is in almost total control of the continent because it's all been lumped together in one big shitpile
>Trump comes in and makes national sovereignty desirable again
>EU collapses when companies start to follow America's example after seeing it grow strong and rich and powerful again
That's also why Brexit is important.
>The evil Tories? I'm voting Labour
>So sick of Labour. I'm voting Tories this time
>repeat
>>57190116
I wonder what kind of hat he picked up
>>57190241
Same. Hacking the mainframe as we squeak.
>>57190133
>5chen
>>>/reddit/
Just got called a paki
>>57190172
What is this chinky fucking quote link thing?
>>57190370
thank goodness its not just me
that would have been the Final Straw
got so much work to do I've been downing non stop coffee
Pineal gland is swimming in more calcium than a petit filous
>>57190284
how are his arms so fat but his neck/face is nowhere near as fat
>>57190284
why the fuck is he complaining what his mum spends her money on
>all shes ever done is work for....
he hasn't worked a day in his life the fat cunt
doing a poo in loo lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
I will never fit in anywhere. I never have.
dae Pay Pay?
>>57190421
did you just post on /tv/
someone over ther has the same thing
>>57190284
why doesn't he just get a job
>>57190273
>interracial relationships are seen as not a fucking traitorous abomination.
Edgy, but funny.
Angry kids on the web are laff a minute.
trump is good in theory but the man is pure jingo
Don't think he'll do a good job running the country if I'm honest, people just want hope, like how they rallied behind Obama's "change" slogan
ulster would like you to know he won a competition by making 20 fake accounts and voting for himself
>work in 9hrs
>>57190432
Maybe you can help me get my marbles back.
>>57190478
Na, /tv/'s the worst board on the site tbqh but I've seen this a few times in the past few hours.
>>57190409
in greggs?
>>57190454
My life has been objectively worsened by seeing this
>>57190460
same maybe we should create a place for people who never fit in other places
>>57190454
Fucking love Karl. Always watch compilations of him on YouTube
>>57190284
how old is he?
>>57190421
virus
>>57190526
MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO
>>57190330
>What don't you get?
I think it's the wishful thinking of edgelord /pol/tards thinking Trump is going to lead some glorious white revolution the world over
>>57190533
nice
>>57190589
EBIC
>>57190553
/o/ is tne worst
>>57190330
>Now we just need to show the world that nationalism can work
Lel. This like the Commies and their "Communism has never been properly implemented" rhetoric.
>>57190421
Am I going to die?
>>57190531
People are sick of the establishment. And I think Trump would do a much better job in office then either Hillary (stagnation) or Bernie (rapid societal breakdown).
What we need is good fiscal policy, good foreign policy and no more free trade agreements that would send all our jobs to Indians.
just had a cheeky shave
>>57190354
Because Europeans and Americans are exactly the same people, right?
what the actual fucks going on with reddit flags
receding hairline and im not even 20 lol
>>57190660
Nationalist countries have consistently worked
I got caller ID
And I don't pick up if it aint the guala callin me
>>57190717
Are you genuinely trying to imply that America has no sway in European culture?
ywn win unanimous praise for your thick cock
now they seem to be back but arent showing for a few posts
how queer is that
>>57190581
I wouldn't fit in there either.
>>57190717
Europe isn't gong to elect anyone like Trump but that doesn't mean there is going to be no change
>>57190482
Would you employ him?
>>57190695
Can't be arsed debating with you but I disagree
Would like to see Bernie in office Tbh, would be interesting to see what his take on things would bring without any of the impact of it this side of the pond
Hilary will change nothing
>>57190790
can only wonder what these women look like
>>57190553
/tv/'s fun except for the brutal cunt jannys. The most boards are /sci/, /mu/ and /fa/
I just want constant, positive, non-stop attention. That's not too much to ask for, is it?
Worked out what the chinky thing is lads. It's upvotes.
>>57190810
probably me neither
>>57190740
And flopped, like the commie ones.
>>57190854
/tv/ is forced memes: the board.
>>57190244
Belter of a thread for talking about Yank politics lads why don't you all pop off there.
>>57190847
like a deli counter
Think I might become a stand-up comedian. I could probably write a relatively decent routine and I'm quite a good speaker even though I'm fairly shy but if I had a whole room of people laughing at what I was saying I think that would be like a drug.
This weekend I'm going to make a fetlife account and find some slag to have degenerate drug fueled sex with
>>57190766
I'm saying that Trump being POTUS, isn't going to be fucking dictating politics to Europe.
what do?
Lads I am about to push out a BIG fart in exactly one minute, get ready!
post the waifus lads
>>57190928
That won't make your soul feel good, at all.
>>57190836
>without any of the impact of it this side of the pond
Yeah whatever happens here, you better bet your biscuits, will find its way to you. Bernie would be our Merkel.
>>57190777
She lost loads of weight. I liked her when she had her curves ;_;
>>57189028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT0yoo9B2Bc
*PRRRRRRRTfrrzzzzzzzshtwee*
*prat*
>>57189956
rasheed
>>57190979
well thats good because merkel is fuelling the out campaign and ukip lmao
>>57190978
The drugs will make my soul feel good.
The girl will make my cock feel good
>>57190979
>Bernie would be our Merkel.
Based on what? What's his immigration policy>
In regards to US politics, he does seem as extreme as Trump, just on the other side.
>>57190897
Communist countries were never good. Nationalist counties were very successful for long periods of time
>>57190961
only know cara and i've seen bottom left before but can't put a name to her
<my waifu
going to go tescos tommoro
still have three bers in tho from couple of weeks ago
did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
get fucked wayne
>>57190900
/tv/'s memes are the best on 4chan. No doubt about that at all.
>>57191066
I need to purchase mixers of some description because I am a weak cunt
Not even memeing. This is my legit gf. What do you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eWjqO5i9E8
>>57191108
extremely pretty
>>57191108
will you share with us, the secrets of time travel?
Britain will be a third world country in your lifetime
>>57191108
alri anne frank
>>57190284
Should start matched betting
>>57191060
Communism dragged Russia from a piece of shit, to a super power. in less than half a century. Still fucking failed, mind.
post rare messis :3
When I get a girlfriend, I hope she wears cardigans.
>>57191104
>mixers
gay
oh wait
;)))))))))
Co-Op glazed doughnuts are pretty fucking tasty tbf lads
>>57191060
Aaaaaaaaaand they still flopped.
redpill me on sheekyforums.com
>>57191224
my bf works at the Co-Op and he's p tasty
>>57191158
Don't be daft, lad.
>>57191254
I can't think of a more stable ideology
fuck everyone in this thread
>>57191052
He wants to give whistleblower status to illegals, abandon our border and the laws that govern it's safety, bring back deported illegals, stop deportation period and amnesty the millions already here.
Fuck that.
Plus "free college", a Bachelor's is already like a High-school diploma. Then you'd just have a bunch of retards going to school for God knows how long, studying God knows what, all on the taxpayers dime?
And there are people with 100s of thousands in debt. Why appeal to the lowest common denominator? Why dumb down schools? Why oversaturate the market even more than it is? And that's not even bringing up automation.
x1
>>57191287
They take 4chan posts and add more adverts
>When I get a girlfriend
how's your sense of direction?
normies make me laugh at how easy lost they are
I think everyone in this thread is pretty cool
>>57191097
Like I said, it's for /b/tards that love forced memes.
>>57191394
y-you too
>>57191362
>>57191362
>>57191362
NEW thread
>>57191378
where the fuck did you get that photo of me?
>>57190961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEeD6UMwaIY
>>57191209
nice x
she'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene
which ends the best to rep /brit/ ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tfnRbOZ6KM
>>57191358
There's is no such thing as having too many well educated people.
if some have to be underemployed then so be it.
>>57191108
meh/10
>>57191438
have the same dog bed
Might make an /eire/ thread
Tired of all these non white posters desu
>>57191545
better than that ayy lmao you're always posting
Good albums to listen to when you're sad?
>>57191379
If I ever need to go somewhere I've never been before I'll spend an hour memorising the directions so that I don't get lost and don't have to talk to strangers to ask for directions
dont want to wash up so wont
>>57191561
this desu
Babycakes, you just don't know know
>>57191561
he only mentions two colours
>>57191561
>race is only skin colour
really dont get this meme
>>57191564
Good idea, keep them all in one thread
>>57191572
i hope every man thinks like this so I can have Antonina to myself
happy april fools day
fed up with life and the way things are going
>>57191633
VERY good post.
>>57191662
without Irish posters in here it would literately be /mena/
Do Brits have big dicks?
>>57191700
>fed up with life and the way things are going
>>57191698
you just are dead
no your not
fooled!
>>57191700
Same.
Just gonna end myself probably.
>>57191561
>we are all the same
>>57191742
fucks sake, you had me for a moment there, was already looking at funeral wear
only one year away from being a literal wizard lads
>>57191700
lovingthe subtle rap quotes lad
keep it up you ledge
>>57191781
embarrassing :s
>>57191736
some lads here seem to
>>57191774
git gud
>>57191781
hiring an escort is well worth it
Ah yes
Feels like /tv/ literally became /v/ overnight
>>57191736
all me
>>57191859
*pozzes it*
>>57191849
i could get a real gf if i really wanted to
going to make a pint of te
>>57191840
doping
>everyone I match on tinder is fat and/or ugly
Hmm
>>57191877
Think you mean /co/
are there 30-40 yo female virgins who aren't mentally handicapped??
>>57191840
ARYAN GODDESS
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>>57191944
>i could get a real gf if i really wanted to
Prove it
Saw Ulster eating a 6 inch sub for lunch today in Newry
>>57191859
bit of a disgrace to the 96 million
*rubs poo and straw into your wounds*
ah yes. native american "medicine"
mfw a turd is literally falling out of my ass while i type this
>>57192014
>not matching with 26 year old skets that are hungry for BBC
>>57189013
>>57192071
>>57189013
what a catch
>>57192071
>ass
foy
>>57192114
actually considering messaging her desu
dunno what to say though
female equivalent of a twink?
>>57192071
BUS TURDS
>>57192137
ask if you can watch her take a bbc
>>57192137
Ask here what she'd do if you took her to a chocolate fondue date? *smily face*
why is anatolia not classed as part of europe?
why is cyprus classed as part of europe?
>>57192169
bulldyke
>>57192169
A feminine girl?
>>57192137
you're a transracial black man with a transbbc
>>57192240
Europe doesn't have a standardised geographical definition
i took a pill in ibiza to show avicii i was cool
>>57192137
ask her if she'd date a small man if he was a prop for cuckoldry? but perhaps getting to touch her up and things while she rides jamal
might be worth it desi
>>57192309
made te
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9XW6P0tiVc
>>57192240
>why is anatolia not classed as part of europe?
full turk
>why is cyprus classed as part of europe?
half turk
>>57192206
>>57192239
>>57192295
>>57192366
thanks lads i can always count on you
Album I want is so obscure that I have to download it from Perfect Dark.
Heh, get on my level kiddies.
>>57192309
Europe's borders actually go all the way to the Urals, which not a lot of people know.
The Urals also divide Eastern and Western Russia.
>>57192137
Nancy you fancy
>>57192371
Your image shows little Turkey as part of Europe
One of my oldest and best friends just killed himself lads wahey
>>57192453
good evening hat
uptown girl
>>57192453
>Perfect Dark
Good game.
>>57192453
What's Perfect Dark? Private music tracker?
>Yo listen up here's a story
>About a little guy that lives in a blue world
>And all day and all night and everything he sees
>Is just blue like him inside and outside
>Blue his house with a blue little window
>And a blue corvette
>And everything is blue for him and himself
>And everybody around
>'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to
>I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
>I have a blue house with a blue window.
>Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
>Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
>I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
>Blue are the people here that walk around,
>Blue like my corvette, it's in and outside.
>Blue are the words I say and what I think.
>Blue are the feelings that live inside me.
>I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
>I have a blue house with a blue window.
>Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
>Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
>I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
>Blue are the people here that walk around,
>Blue like my corvette, it's in and outside.
>Blue are the words I say and what I think.
>Blue are the feelings that live inside me.
>I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
>Inside and outside blue his house
>With the blue little window
>And a blue corvette
>And everything is blue for him and himself
>And everybody around
>'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to
>I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
>I'm blue (da ba dee da ba die)
>>57192424
post pics of te pint
>transbbc
>>57192453
Album I want is so obscure I had to make it myself.
>>57192371
Wikipedia says Europe's borders are arbitrary
>>57192526
Japanese limewire
>>57192550
a small white willy that identifies as a bbc, gosh, it's the current year, get with it grandad
>>57192616
okay
>>57192371
Georgia and Armenia are European.
Heyy lads
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