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op is not mi5 edition
T R U M P
crayon pop
>Easter holidays start
>brit becomes worse than usual
Ah excellent, very good
Need (NEED) more Rosy in my life.
Asuka.
Jeremy Kyle's Youtube channel is blowing the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLvS_mhOuM8
>>57180173
Oh ! Me too !
didn't enjoy that pitbull face attack video, if it's real that is
>no weed
>no alcohol
>no research chems
fuuuck
Went to Manchester last week
Got called a Nazi twice
Some guy even came up to me and did the Hitler salute
>Talking to a Muslim I sit next to at work about that kickball man that was put in jail for 6 years
>He says "man that was so dumb she probably wanted it and I bet she looked 16 anyway 15 is fine."
>4 days ago
and in a few hours
>5 days ago
its beyond a joke
So sad!
>>57180320
too thick
>>57180173
o dear
some Yank posted my cara image with my filename in the last thread and I'm absolutely livid
Me on't right
you mad i wank to asmr?
japanese on holiday
what is britbong?
>>57180336
Can you still buy one get one free?
>wanking to ASMR
think you missed the point m8
>artistic skill: high
Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor
>>57180386
ree i was going to do this with artistic skill
>>57180405
Britbong equals High penis quality
>>57180432
>Self Esteem 1
>All the rest so high
Hmmm...
>>57180395
>above average morality
>bender
nah
>>>/pol/69482184
all these fucking fat /pol/ cunts
>>57180389
fuck off back to ireland
Who are your favourite non-UK contributors on /brit/ and who are your most hated?
Fave: Japanese
Hated: Yanks and Paddies
>>57180397
something not natural going on with your eye
>>57180378
fucking nonce tbqh
>>57180473
ah yes very impressive
>>57180336
Bill Bailey must have fallen on hard times
Im an absolute beyond help autist lads
Going to fix my physical health though, with a bit of effort.
do you like the cat
>>57180506
Fave : None
Hated : All JFs
>>57180484
fob
>>57180378
Thanks for posting this twice m8
>>57180173
So 4chan now thinks that it's special new feature is spam.
Noice
>>57180542
very nice cat image. saved
Is TTIP a meme? Will my life change if it goes through?
think I've been doxxed lads
dominos just tried to deliver a pizza to someone that didn't' exist at my house
>>57180545
w-what?
>>57180535
at least you're not a 27 year old virgin who is afraid to see an escort
>>57180592
>dat pic
What the fuck are you doing Russia?
>thread where everyone posts and there's no (you)'s
Fine by me.
>>57180482
>Make a joke on whatsapp
>Girl replies with something like "haha lol"
>Go out with the lads for the night
>Text her something at 3am
>"Wow! What took you so long to reply?"
How the fuck am I supposed to reply to what amounts to just laughter? I wasn't aware "lol" was something that leads into further conversation. This normie shit has too many unwritten rules for me.
>>57180506
why do uk people hate yanks and paddies. what is yanks and paddies?
-japanese man on holiday
>>57180619
at least you're not a 27 year old virgin neet benzo addict
posting a cat
>>57180646
what an unnecessarily large fedora image
>>57180662
Yanks = Ameritards
Paddies = Irish
>Good looking
>Physically fit
>Not a virgin
>Have a gf
>A complete social retard
Sucks
Good thread GCHQ lad.
Fuck off
>>57180634
Rate myself
>>57180619
how are you a 27 y/o virgin
i think
So sad!
might just have become my new current favourite meme
>>57180234
You can tell she's a slut
>>57180603
maybe
probably not
what is this + button on 4chan x what the fuck it just does this:
(Your post)
そ---う---だ---ね
and then says its spam w-t-f
>you will never tour the moons of jupiter
>>57180662
Britfags are jealous of our superior masculinity/charisma in and around the womanfolk
>>57180721
>no Northern Ireland
Fuck off Nazi
27 year old benzo-addicted KV NEET reporting for duty
>>57180769
it's tje new upvote button
>>57180710
but America save democracy and Britain from Hitler and Communism
>>57180778
maybe you wont
>>57180789
Speak for yourself, buddy
>>57180734
by being really ugly and having a shit personality
>>57180809
>he got addicted to benzos
lmao literally chemically cuck'd
>>57180778
Hi, fellow Stellarium user
*dips fedora*
>>57180724
how do you have a gf if social retard?
I fuck you're mom
jajaja salu2
>>57180769
It's like read it karma, except they forgot to implement it propeerly so they labelled it spam so people would stop using it whilst they tinker
losers
>>57180831
This image literally just de-calcified my third eye.
>>57180849
if you scroll over the backlinks really fast it looks like a music spectrogram :)
what on heavens earth to do in the way of diner
not hungry in the slightest due to that rustlers
>>57180815
And? They're fucking repulsive people and the ones on 4chan are fucking the worst of the bunch
>its a getting ready for work until 4 AM episode
might buy a mac laptop one day
>>57180849
Mine's copyrighted so I'll do ye if you try and do me.
Thanks mi5 for derailing an entire general
i use 4chan x and cant see any +'s or anything. duno what this moon rune meme is either.
>>57180835
you're probably not as unattractive as you think you are. are you overweight + manlet?
Alri lads, just got back from a tour of the moons of Jupiter. Was pretty shit ngl.
>>57180930
Very nice indeed.
crying every day heh
>>57180919
good lad
>>57180789
>>57180832
Thank you for saving Japan from Hirohito. I am Japanese in Bath, United Kingdom on holiday. Beautiful place. Nice baths (haha) cool cathedral
>>57180930
v good post
have no weed
have no alcohol
have no benzos
what do I do?
>3D porn
>>57181006
Since he died, Apple has gone to shit creatively.
He may have actually been integral
>cara
Third eye status: dignitas appointment
>>57181006
literal syrian
in my house every weekend
>>57180919
Why waste you money on that shit?
>>57180955
6'0" and 75kg. disgusting face.
Why is it that when Brits move and live in other countries they're called expats and not immigrants? Sounds like double standards to me
>>57180839
pls post this
>>57181028
>benzos
Wat is?
>>57181014
what a coincidence
now theres an opportunity to practice jappo i daresay
just chopped off my third eye
>>57181040
>3D or 2D porn
>>57181085
best drug
>>57181028
inhale lynx
>>57181085
sweet summer child
normies downstairs in the kitchen please go to your rooms so i can eat!!!
>>57181104
what's it like?
so frog posting is back
seems to be all across the board
So sad!
>>57181040
>porn
Fucking cuck to be desu
>>57181069
the thing is thats actually much shorter than the wall trump wants to build and itd actually be easy to do if the EU wasnt so cucked, just make all member states chip in a bit under the idea of european security
https://twitter.com/communistloser/status/715566162994716672
>>57181144
those along penne are the worst pasta
>>57181183
excellent post
>>57181144
>gif
fuck off
>>57181182
stop posting this slag
>>57180916
that's very offensive
>>57181028
panic
abandon ship
>>57181182
>commie twitter drama
Marx, Engels, Lenin and all the other lads would be turning in their graves.
lucidity sux
your turn
>>57181182
enjoy this gimmick
mummy made sausages mash and onions all in a big yorkshire pud :) deeeeelish!!!
>>57181271
wish I was a tomato
>>57181139
incredible calm
Watching 1D porn
>>57181183
10/10
post british women
>>57180173
What do you think, /int/?
>>57181180
The Mexican-guatemalan border is really where a wall needs to be built
Their border is extremely understaffed compared to ours.
https://twitter.com/communistloser/status/715621153327476736
>>57181284
classy
Weed came in the post but wont get my vape till Saturday lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzEemp1SLOM
>>57181203
Fuck off you stupid prat.
>>57181320
Me and the girls slagging out.
>>57181183
upboated
>>57181332
>Leaving us open to paki immigration from the mainland
Fuck right off Sinn Fein.
>>57181348
>Huehuetenango
>tfw the memes get real
>>57181286
devilish more like
>>57181358
What is this from?
>>57181364
just smoke it in a fucking rizla like a normal human being you cock ravaging jizz stain
aisha's getting naked again lads
https://twitter.com/communistloser/status/713466635634483202
>>57181355
Where do these rants come from. Feels like they spend all day arguing with made up people.
>>57181366
oh dear
youve made quite the mistake
he HATES italian posters
>>57181366
how about you fuck off with your terrible opinions
B R E A K Y O U R L E G S
T E L L ' E M
B R E A K Y O U R L E G S
>>57181247
Did she ded?
>>57181297
Sounds kinda lame desu
>>57181409
wheres the other one
>>57181409
good lass
if u think pussy "smells and tastes weird" then grow the fuck up. It's not meant to smell like roses ITS MEANT TO SMELL LIKE PUSSY
>>57181425
dont tempt me
>>57181400
Might hurt my lungs
>>57181418
wahey do i?
might open my third eye lads
>>57181399
Buzzfeed by the looks of it, I got it from 4chan
>>57181069
good plan idiot
>>57181456
So why does it smell like fish instead?
>>57181271
tough feels
>>57181409
>Sara will never make one of these
Good feel
そう︃だね
Do I fit in yet?
>>57181473
you didnt like me all that much ;)
>>57181503
pheromones
>>57181340
Was der Fick
>>57181364
what vape are you getting you cumlord?
>>57181474
Excuse me lad, but that looks like an illegal substance and I'll have to report you to the ra if you don't delete this and apologise for polluting the temple that is your body. God doesn't want this for you.
>>57181504
why is this image so fucking big lmao
so many big tobacco shills in here, literally nothing more fedora about vaping compared to smoking a cancer stick
>>57181508
>tfw on episode 20 of K-ON!!
Not sure I can do it.
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>57181577
so sad
>>57181459
your lungs will be fine lad, I've been smoking since 2001 and I'm still alive
>>57181537
ficken up de arschen
>>57181523
So why don't men want to shag fish?
I got hiccups
>>57181340
That fucking hair.
Gad the style went out really quickly.
>>57181604
Some men do
>tfw I have a webm of a man shagging a fish saved, but daren't post it lest I get banned.
>>57181476
Really not supposed to use bean bag rounds at that range. Likely to cause actual damage.
-took a been bag round to the torso from a distance for $100
>that lad on unemployable me with tourrettes that meows and talks really high
Haha
>>57181618
ded game
>>57181632
why on earth do you have that saved?
>>57181646
r u johnny knoxville?
poo feels ready in 10 minutes
>>57181503
Thank charles darwin for that
>>57181632
Does it count as shagging if he's only shagging its mouth like in that webbum?
*cracks a can*
*sits down in the damn chair*
*logs on*
Ahhh
help my third eye is stuck
Hate people that talk loudly.
>>57181691
Nah he's rich
LONG HAIR CHOA
>>57181690
I don't know. I'm a hoarder, I can't let things go.
>>57181703
Oral sex is still sex
>>57181720
*gets tempted to record a shouting a vocaroo*
best radio station? used to listen to xfm but it went to shit when they rebranded
>>57181741
not sure how I feel about this
>>57181719
>tfw know someone with this condition
its proper freaky
good goy
>>57181708
Are you drinking budlight lime?
Opening my Japs eye, lads.
>>57181565
episode 20 is the most feelsy by far
*does a wee dance*
>>57181753
Radio 6
>>57181759
hppd?
>>57181772
very nice
>>57181753
5 live
>>57181800
JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>57181804
Do the feels remain forever?
>Radio 6
>>57181811
no he has an extra pupil in his eye
>>57181800
JAANNYYYYYYY REMOVE THIS OBSCENE POST
>>57181753
listen to a show on Rai 2 every afternoon even though I barely understand a single word
nb It's in Italian
>>57181879
that's pretty cool imo
>>57181836
>>57181880
>these fucking prude bible bashing yanks fags
>>57181857
Fantastic post
qt polish woman in aldi couldn't get served cos she had no id.
considered buying her wine for her but then i'd have to ask her for the money for it cos neet so just gave her a shit sucks look and bought my bottle of whiskey and haribo.
need a gf from ipanema
Radio 6
NTS
Rinse
>>57181852
you will never be the same man again
Hibiscus tea is really nice lads
>>57181913
YOU NEED JESUS IN YOUR LIFE
let's play a game lads. guess what this is category: FILM
>>57181804
>>57181852
>>57181928
KYS autists
>>57181954
black hawk down
>Hibiscus tea is really nice lads
>>57181879
Two pupils but only one iris? You on about polycoria?
Soma FM 3bh.
>>57181954
black hawk down
>>57181928
Not sure I'm ready but I might try and watch the rest tonight, and watch the film, and any leftovers tomorrow when I'm drunk.
>>57181964
>not enjoying the feels
>>57181954
fuck off downie
>>57181552
lol fuk u nerd
how can I achieve this look
>>57182012
hair transplant and eating a lot
having a poo t minus 5 minutes
>Work doing a Friday night out at a Karaoke bar.
Should I go lads?
Problem is I can actually sing and I think I'd look autistic because I "tried too hard" or something.
>>57181954
white falcon up
>>57182012
Bet she takes it up the shitter.
>>57181995
Excuse me lad but that's very impolite and I reckon your dad would be on my side in this conversation. Christ didn't take illegal substances and neither should you. How can you call yourself a Christian while acting so degenerate?
>>57182012
fall off a ladder at work
>>57182052
correct
>>57182045
>I can actually sing
[x] doubt
>>57181981
>>57181966
well done lads that's correct! :3
>>57181954
Nig Birdarrow?
tfw heard nothing from her all week then out of the blue she asks if you want to go out in the evening
had enough of being messed about by her now, just not going to reply
>>57182045
>Karaoke
Always good craic. Go. Birds fucking love a lad that gets up for karoake and isn't dreadful. It only comes off as trying too hard if you don't laugh and smile during the song. Do a sing for us now though.
>>57182065
I think she just slipped on a wet floor
do you also have a wife swapping tv show? this shit has been running for years here
Cute lad at work tried to hit on me.
Why do the gays try to be so subtle? It took me like 5 minutes to realize he was hitting on me. Then he just flat out asks if I wanted to go out sometime.
Would that make me the twink?
>assorted chocolates from Easter
>bite into one
>Chilli
FUCK OFF REDDIT.
>>57181977
wow this station is really cool im glad you posted this
found the perfect job for me lads
http://www.fish4.co.uk/job/4902039/pigeon-botherer/
>>57182142
>tfw you'll never be the town's pidgeon prowler
not even 1/3 of the way through dinsdin and full to bursting
>>57182142
30k+
lmao, do it lad.
>>57182123
Can't blame her; there was no sign.
>>57182124
Swapped my wife, and my wife's son with a refugee, was disappointed when his wife and the camera crew didn't show up, and my wife and her son haven't contacted me in a month.
>wow this station is really cool im glad you posted this
>>57182124
yes, it's called wife swap
>>57182185
are you back or is this one of these new lancs
>>57182185
wotya got la?
>>57182117
are you complaining about getting booty calls from women?
judging by his accent where do this gentleman hail from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-sFhCC39Ws
Don't like it when I get mail and mum gives it to me when it's been opened
>>57182180
pigeon prowler makes you sound like a right nonce haha
>>57182064
gods not real lmfao
>>57182266
FOY ;^)
>>57182125
wut
>>57182265
/brit/
>>57182125
You gonna go out with him?
>>57182265
>well alice it seems we've both got autism haven't we
>>57182284
Delete this.
>>57182125
you gay?
very very depressed
>>57182265
does*
>>57182265
>tfw no autistic gf
>>57182248
come on now
>>57182265
plenny more fish in the sea for a G
>>57182265
Michael's an absolute pimp tbqh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKeiJ3igXg
>>57182369
it was a vaguely similar post to you
>>57182265
>well Alice, it seems we both got autism haven't we?
>yes
>well that's good to know
perfect metaphor for 4chan 2bh
>>57182349
>take a shower
>get some food
>clean your place
>exercise
all great things to do when depressed
>>57182383
what does that even mean
>>57182378
how come it's legal to fuck a 16 year old but not legal to have naked pictures of them
>>57182402
who dyou know who posits ideas with lanclike prose
>>57182383
That's the wife's son.
>>57182185
big lads eat all their dinner
guess you're not a big lad
>>57182460
fucks
>>57182444
nonce
>>57182315
Kinda but not for gay reasons. I just want to be treated nice for a bit.
>>57182336
No, I mean hes an attractive dude sure, but I don't get sexually aroused by dudes.
FUCK EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD
>>57182460
this desu, its clearly rutland
>>57182527
agreed
>>57182504
indeed
waiting for a new
Why is this person so irritating?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEoqrjFX1yI&feature=youtu.be
>>57182428
Think they're congratulating their son on his first successful home invasion and robbery.
fucked up with another internet friend lads
>>57182467
committing a crime, coming up on some money
>>57182527
そう1だね
>>57182535
そう1だね
>>57182512
そう1だね
>>57182505
そう1だね
>>57182504
そう1だね
>>57182481
そう1だね
>>57182467
そう1だね
>girl at work offers me a sweet
>i am reading into the bag without looking because still typing something
>"go on use your fingers" she says
>all the girls laugh
>she goes bright red
>>57182512
don't lead him on
to answer your original question, it says nothing about your role in whatever relationship there may be
haha
>>57182562
oh dear
what happened?
>>57182623
delet
>>57182379
banned in germany t b h
>>57182618
>at a family cookout
wonder how that went down
>>57182552
yea I want to enjoy his content but he is irritating
>>57181409
noice
might as well post b4 thread closes
>>57182642
he normally starts conversations with me everyday but he hasn't for ages and not responding to me either
back from my walkies lads
did a purchase of this
>>57182512
this >>57182594 2bh
>>57182562
failed to groom another one ya nonce haha?
Are you guys able to understand this conversation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le_uNGdpa4c
Ah yes
>>57182695
is it lanc
itching to know his little secret
dyou reckon he fucks his dog
>>57182705
very nice
having it tonite or saving for later?
Poleaboo decided to make his daily cut on his cock and balls. Easier to hide plus the pain is so much sweeter. My worthless willy doesn't deserve pleasure, only pain and abuse.
>>57182715
yes
>>57182705
Looks disgusting, why not just drink nice beer?
>>57182689
arrogant yank
>>57182695
that's a shame :(
>>57182715
yes, they're speaking a dialect though so it makes sense you, standing a German, would not understand.
>>57182575
>on the train with a girl and she is getting fed up with my shit
>say something to wind her up again
>she rolls her eyes and says "Fuck me" in exasperation
>Reply "right now?"
>everyone else in the group looks a bit confused
>she doesn't miss a beat and says "yeah sure, there's some room over there" and leads me over to some empty seats
>get into a bit of a lewd position before finally pussying out and making an excuse about how we might have an audience
She called my bluff and I folded. Ended up becoming a regular in-joke between us though.
i don't understand gay people
>>57182771
this is true
>>57182732
Not memey enough, apply yourself
>>57182738
He's transitioned and he's just waiting for the surgery scars to heal before he shows us
>>57182738
no
>>57182792
hoping he's just afk or something, had vague plans to meet him irl again in july
>>57182796
The guy moderating the show doesn't seem to understand them though
>>57182873
because he's from engurland
who /GonnaSleepThroughAprilFoolsDay/ here ?
can't be doing with shenanegans
>>57182738
im allergic to dogs
>>57182904
im english and i can understand most of it
>>57182798
you 14 pham?
>>57182738
not tonight, for when i go back to uni probably
>>57182767
for the gimmick of having a drink that's 80% alcohol
tastes of liquorice
>>57182869
Hope it turns out alright then
>>57182873
We just pretend to understand them desu, you can glean most of it from context and they point with their stunted limbs if they're after something. A very helpful people considering.
>>57182920
yh but jezzy is a retart
>>57182924
I wish lad. Only getting around to all this lark in my 20s because of a sheltered childhood.
>>57182909
Yes
(this is a prank, a jape, a jest in the making)
any of you lads gonna cop this?
lukatar
>>57182915
Weak cunt
>>57182909
can you ask this tomorrow so i can fool you
thanks hun :)
Done a new
>>57183056
>>57183056
>>57183056
>>57183056
oh no
hope there isn't anything happening for april fools at work
my heart won't take it
>>57183078
>>57183081
HES GOING TO BLOW HIS TOP
>>57182767
buh muh alcoholic coma!
>>57181508
I'd gladly be their roadie, by which I mean I stick my face in each of their asses after every show
I cannot estimate my mental health. I have suicidal thoughts but I would never do this. I feel bad but that's normal with my pathetic lifestyle. I dont know, I feel strong but bad.
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