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marina
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crayon pop
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>Marina
A whores name tbqh
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arkaz
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nekos
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land of hope and glory
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would not believe the night i had
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AY, VI.
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Austistic yet amsuing /brit/ hobbies

>flight/ship radar
>anime
>j/kpop
>asmr
>waifu posting
>shrimp posting

what others lads?
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>>57178183
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>>57178166
Jimin
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quick

post british slags
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quite soul destroying how indifferent jani is to fuck ugly korean dog spam
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Who here /depression/
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in a normie fb group chat and there's fucking 234 notifications to read through of mostly GIFs

what the fuck man...
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>>57178355
>spam
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Me and the lads
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>>57178376
*raises paw*
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Am I gay if I like boyish girls?
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mfw normies try to debate me
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>>57178355
thats hardly the worst one you must contend with
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Koreans and Maisie are the ugliest fucking things on the planet

Koreans especially
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I wish I was alive in 1946
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WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE NIGHT I HAD LADS
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>>57178376
All day
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Crayon pop shitters do my head in but this is a tune and a half.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo82koP4sDk
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>>57178428
it really is
i cant handle having their unfortunate plastic faces pushed in my face every 3 posts by these overweight autistic avataring twats
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>>57178096
>>57178297
She's a narcissist. You can tell from just watching her youtube videos
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>>57178426
no
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>>57178487
so much this.
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the lack of wan wans being posted in this thread disappoints me
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>>57178448
Fucking agreed
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>>57178479
where from in lancashire
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>>57178487
>narcissist

nice buzzword
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Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism

Self-imposed social isolation

Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships

Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus

Feelings of inadequacy

Severe low self-esteem

Self-loathing

Mistrust of others

Emotional distancing related to intimacy

Highly self-conscious

Self-critical about their problems relating to others

Problems in occupational functioning

Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful

Feeling inferior to others

In some extreme cases, agoraphobia

Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts
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howling lads

howling at the night i had

howls
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>watching sky news
>world summit in washington to discuss how to prevent terrorists from getting nuclear weapons
>there's a real threat of them acquiring nukes

scary af 2bh f-a-m
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>Great Britain
>Actually not great
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Planning a bum wank. I think I'll need at least 15 minutes to get clean, an hour to do the actual wank and another 15 minutes to clean up.

Will I go 90 minutes without being disturbed or will one of my family members discover I'm bent? We'll see.
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Don't have a wan wan. I got this thing tho
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>>57178513
post that thing with the mutated foot then
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http://youtu.be/HMQkV5cTuoY

>German government releasing propaganda videos in English
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>>57178426
I wouldn't say so. I like tomboyish girls. Not really into girly girl types as they're usually vapid materialistic bimbos.
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>>57178551
if you're gonna talk about me atleast say it to my face
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>>57178528
Fuck off

You are a literal cunt
>Le i have reddit flags but i dont put it on becaus everyone will bully me xDDDDDDD
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dogger/pupper > wan wan
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>>57178528
mind yer own bollocking beeswax lest i take a comb to it
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Since we've had quite a few years of more immigration than emigration when will we be getting the reverse?
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>>57178551
All me
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>>57178551
was we playing charades haha, because the answer to this one is "me"
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>>57178551
SPD
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>>57178603
im not westmids

get out of my face
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>>57178579
Very nice lad

Dogs are shit
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really pleased that the reddit flags moniker took off
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>>57178478
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O R A N G E
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>>57178573
Don't feel like bumwanks are worth it with the time it takes plus the sore arse for a few days after 2bh
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>>57178598
>>57178636
>>57178646
Jesus, I was just posting a funny list of symptoms. See a doctor you mentals.

>>57178652
AvPD actually
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dogs are dumb. like women
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>>57178586
literally never seen a sheep dogs feet have you
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>>57178690
haha
yeah
funny
hehe
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alri
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>>57178551
and what illness is this?
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>deformed dog
>kpop girl

spot the difference..............???????
er............ you can't
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>>57178513
I have only so many wan wans to give
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>>57178689
Disagree, and I never have a sore arse. Sounds like you're doing something wrong senpai.
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>>57178632
west east north or south
im west
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>>57178478
They have a few catchy as fuck songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dccYxqU8JaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMLK2dztaBU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-B5XAxDQ8w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcDEWiH-ciw

Recommend checking them out if you like bing bing
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bowels are empty

feels good man
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yanks are dumb. like women

>>57178751
then get more
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>>57178741
nice
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4chan x

yes or no
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having a laugh at the american 100 dollar bill
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>>57178755
people who actually live in this twat of a county should be ashamed
im buckshire till i die
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>>57178770
sleep tight porker
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alri.
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>>57178573
>15 minutes to clean

explain this process please
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who fl.ux who yellow af
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>>57178690
>AvPD actually
Similar traits to SPD
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Had enough /solidarity/ for one day

>>57178778
I will go and find more
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how come we made the best wan wans??
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>>57178802
ah i see my error clearly now

plus was almost about to give my game away i expect
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>>57178792
Why?
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Got lunch in 10, what's its gonna be lads?

5 Guys again?

Or Hawaiian BBQ?
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>>57178846
Westies are my favorite!!!
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mine
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>>57178792
tfw have 15 of these in my wallet
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>>57178858
you arent about to tell me you were ribena all along
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Ngl, some of these Syrian girls are fucking stunning.
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need a snake to clean up these wan wans
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>>57178823
Squirt water up bum a few times until it's clean, have a quick shower, shave, dry off.
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>>57178748
Avoidant Personality Disorder, your golden ticket to a life on incapacity benefit
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>>57178096
Best edition
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>>57178884
martin?
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>>57178902
Got pics?
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need some HD cat pictures
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ask me about my night lads
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>>57178927
cornelius?
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>>57178836
then youre no longer of any use to me alive

*slowly runs a Swiss Army Knife sawblade across your throat*
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>>57178879
>less memey kpop
>glue
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>>57178846
because your country is full of lonely autists and wan wans are humans best friend so they mastered the art of producing the best ones

>>57178905
how do you squirt the water up your bum?

asking for a friend
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>>57178887
This Trudeau comes across like a right smug self-aggrandising cunt.
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>>57178877
LONDON
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Lads, maybe it's just something people in my area do but...

What is it with people and adding an "s" to the end of supermarket names?
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>>57178956
You just killed Decoy Marmoset, one of my elite operatives
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alri
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mum just revealed her power level while talking about migrants at dinner. feels good to know i came out of a non cuck womans vagina lads.
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>>57177404
weeeew

I made OC of this back in 2013
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literally not reading any posts like I used to.

so sad.
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>>57178964
how are you so high up in this picture, do you have a bunk bed lmao
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ITV

Syrian asylum seeker, pretty af, qualified architect.
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Zante is the jewel in the crown of the Greek lads holiday scene. It has an established set-up for you and your mates to explore and has all of the ingredients to ensure that your lads holiday goes off with a serious bang! You'll want to get to Laganas, on the south coast of the island - and home to some of the liveliest bars and clubs in Europe. This is where the parties happen and you and your mates can really get stuck in!
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>>57178996
Like Morrisonss?
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WHEN YOU TOUCH ME I FEEL FUNKY
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>>57178951
bernie?
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Just got back from lighting my very first camp fire. Was very proud of myself.

I am a man now.
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>>57178980
Do you have a westie in London?
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>>57178887
not a fan of the guardian trying to tell me what my country is
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sick of seeing Rafi's little scrot of a dog

can't wait until it kicks the bucket
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Me and the lads
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>>57178964
I just use a bottle with one of those pointy sports caps with some lukewarm warm water in it. Nothing fancy.
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>>57178879
sorry but i'll stick to my memepop desu
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>>57179084
grim
>>
be honest lads

do I smell?
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>>57178893
no something completely different

a thing ive thought about doing before but never had any proper cause to

youll see in a few days i expect if friendo will get his bastid act together
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>>57179078
very mean
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>>57178957
My first link didn't work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwN_Axs7pL4
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I’ve had bugger all to do all day but I'm knackered. I'm really gobsmacked about this... my body is a real cock up
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>>57179084
post menopausal women look a bit like that so it took me a while haha
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>>57178996
Perhaps its as a nod to the fact the company owns that supermarket, "I am going to Mr Sainsbury's Supermarket". Also its not something to worry about else life is gonna be tough for you.
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>>57179078
Pointlessly mean.
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>>57179116
bit sinister desu
my personal integrity isnt at stake is it
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Claude Debussy is objectively the best classical composer
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>>57179007
adorable

>>57179028
kek

the window's very low

>>57179086
>pointy caps

link a pic of one for my friend please, he thinks he knows what you mean but he's not sure
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>when you think you're effay as fuck but see someone with a better fit than you in public
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>>57179002
youll come to rue this day
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going to move to africa and get a pet leopard
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>>57179142
happens to everyone, if you don't do anything you get lethargic.

That's why NEETdom is difficult to escape.
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>>57179198
>don't talk to me or my son ever again
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>>57179170
>not Chopin

grow up
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>>57179205
It'll be a wild ride until then
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>>57179212
no you're not
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>its a jews destroy the white nuclear family and undermine western civilization episode
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>>57179175
Any sports cap bottle will do. Just stick the tip up your bum and squeeze the bottle.
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>>57178996
just going down waitroses
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>>57179227
Not doing all that, la
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>>57179197
>when your fit is so good you don't want to go home yet cause not enough people have seen it
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>>57179227
done it before
I got a mid range Cyborg
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>>57179227

>visit a doctor regularly

lol what kind of hypochondriac pussy wrote this
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Once i was 20 years ol

sat on my own

my story never got told

considered ending it but never seriously
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>>57179160
nope just being vague and mysterious so it doesnt spoil the surprise

wont be a particularly dramatic surprise mind so dont set your expectations too high
but still tho innit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=car_j3HFELE

who /OG/ here?
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>>57179261
will that clean it completely?

also tell me, i mean my friend about the w*nking process too please
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reckon well get some decent april fools jokes soon lads
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What do you think your parents would say if they seen the things you post on here?
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>>57179227

seems like the person who wrote this thinks success means how boring you can be. very impressive.
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>>57179233
thats a 1:1 scale of my cock to your person
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>>57179319

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF8c3BjFWsw
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>>57179271
Waitrose is different, it's 'trose.
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>qt slav bitch wants to skype with me
>i'm an autistic virign
>living with my parents
>told her im at work right now

what do i do? i dont want my parents to hear me skyping in my room.
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>>57179400
>tfw only 0.5 inches tall
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>>57179381
probably call me a hypocrite since they're both Muslim and I was raised as a muslim for most of mu life
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>>57179155
I'm not really worried about it, it's just odd. I've heard Asdas, Tescos, Lidls, Aldis, Icelands, etc
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>>57179317
well its certainly working re vague mystery
mind is racing with possibilities
are you gay? a girl? a coloured? having an affair with kazza? or ky? herts tulpa? religious?
eagerly awaiting the conclusion
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just popping to safeways lads want anything??
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>>57179227
so very heavily weighted towards social in so much if you've ever had a single gf you'll blow through 20/25 points on the scale
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>>57179381
they don't talk to me about embarrassing things irl so I doubt they'd say anything
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>>57179227
110
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>>57179391
robot detected
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>>57179459
yes having a gf is a massive indicator of being a normal

font
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>>57179449
Some Panda pops.
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>>57179400
LONDON
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>>57179486

yeh us losers right x lol
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REPLY TO MEE EE RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>57179449
diet coke mate
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what do brits smell like
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>>57179449
a gf
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>>57179436
begone

>>57179446
oh
theyre all very imaginative
im afraid the surprise is going to be something of an anticlimax in that case
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>>57179538
your bumhole
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>>57179431
is this from interpals?
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>>57179538
cigs+Lynx africa
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>>57179538
Shit and biscuits
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>>57179538
chip fat and lager-stained carpet.
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>>57179323
Squirt a good amount up there, leave it for a few minutes, squirt it out again and just keep doing it until it comes out clean.

As for the bumwank itself, everyone has their own way that works but you'll probably want a toy, preferably with a suction cup. Put it in and take it out really slowly until you're used to the sensation and relaxed and can go fast, then bounce up and down on it, attach it to the wall and bash your bum against it, whatever, but make sure you're sliding it over the prostate.

Should start to feel nice after a while and you might eventually have a prostate orgasm.
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>>57179227
129

FUCK. Literally 1 off Successful. Story of my life
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>>57179227
>no smoking
>no weed
>no alchohol
>+
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>>57179538
bags of sand
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Hi English people.
I have a question that I can't find the answer on the internet. What's the difference (for ewample) between these sentences : "I like to say things in English" and "I like saying things in English"?
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>>57179562
is it an elaborate haircut?
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>>57179562
is there a PO box i can send guesses to?
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>>57179564
yes senpai. give me some advice please
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explain crayon pop to me like i'm not a virginal autist
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What's this about Corbyn being replaced?
>>
Interracial promotion on Emmerdale.
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>>57179605
>>57179616
ive said enough

youll just have to Wait
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>>57179597
dunno lol xx
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>>57179597
nothing
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>tfw no Security Steve bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoaCfnwiXNY
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>>57179597
there is no difference. it means exactly the same thing
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Just found this image hidden in the deep web

What the FUCK, Corbyn?
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>>57179653
I know, it's surgery to become a marmoset. The signs were there.
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>>57179570
funny post. were you a witty lad in sixth form?
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pure heavy howlin man
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>>57179227
98
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>>57179621
be prepared for awkward silences and shit if you're autist
>>
did that bent aussie get banned
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>>57179597
one is the formal the other is masculine
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>>57179227
cant count that high desu
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>>57179529
did they disband?
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Evening benderoos.
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>tfw studying in dark room with lamp
>tfw debussy + low level cafe and rain sound generator in the background

epitome of comfiness
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>>57179449
one of those chocolate frogs
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throwing a spanner in the works
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>>57179710
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>>57179673
>>57179660
Okay, thank you guys.
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>>57179689
yh
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>it's a "Poles are immigrants and thus no better than Pakis" episode
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>>57179734
I must go now. My planet needs me
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>>57179649
BELLE
E
L
L
E
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>>57179709
yes but he always evades

just report every post he makes, he's perma banned
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>>57179734
fan of this lynx
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find ellie goulding very attractive lads, anyone else?
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>fanny
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too scared to shag an escort

literally dying a virgin lads
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>synthetic cafe/rain noise

opposite of comfy, you contrived plen.
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>>57179728
Is there a program to generate that noise?
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>>57179728
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calibrating my new record player, found it arrived slightly too slow (maybe 2 seconds in 4 minutes)
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time to roll my first spliff of the day
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Ugh, guys? Just got this in the email from Jeremy Corbyn. Should I tell the media?
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wearing long johns and my balls are absolutely humming lads

crikey
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>>57179727
I feel a poo coming on
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>>57179579
ty for your advice

come back after your wank to i can tell my friend how it was x
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>cafe and rain sound generator in the background
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shit zaha hadid died
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>>57179786
why not meet a few desperate benders to see how human contact on your willy feels and build confidence?
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WEW

Bierra Moretti is shit-tier.
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>>57179780
N O S E
O
S
E
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>>57179800
very nice cat picture. saved.
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>>57179774
Fuck off paki
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>>57179786
Literally her job to shag scared virgins.

Go for it.

>>57179809
Might schedule in another group poo, seeing as the last one went so well.
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>>57179786
do it lad, most prossies take pity on virgins and that
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>>57179728
>debussy

top pleb
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Literally in love with a paki lad in my group of friends whos incredibly homophobic and doesnt know im bi haha
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>>57179227
93 desu
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Got a good 4 or 5 assignments that are supposed to be in for the first week of uni lads
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>>57179801
>spent last night dreaming about getting weed and then smoking it
literally mental torture
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>>57179780
Good body
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>>57179832
not really

i mean its nothing special but its not shit

just average

dont ever post again
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>>57179804
What compels someone to waste precious time making these tedious fucking images?
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>>57179844
on the cross
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>>57179811
OK, hope your friend has fun too :)
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>>57179791
theyre all online, just Rain Noises etc
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>>57179828

hmmm bit gay lad
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Listening to The Smiths - Charming man
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non-whites dont belong in europe full stop
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>>57179851
>seeing as the last one went so well.

literately one other person had a poo with you
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>>57179227
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>>57179884
Boredom. Only took about 5 minutes, calm down lad
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>>57179882
No, actually it is. ;^)
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>>57179786
100% sure they'd rather be shagging you than some fat hairy sweaty older guy
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>>57179780
she's a religious zealot
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>>57179786
same here haha
it would also be a 1 hour 40 minute round trip to get to the town that has all the escorts on the bus
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>>57179910
when in this charming caaaaaaar
this chaaaaaarming man
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I head escorts don't like virgins because they expect the girl to do a lot of the work :/
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>>57179865
Disgusting, why would you tell us that?
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>>57179913
There were actually four of us.

One lad said he would do it, but didn't state that he was doing it, and another did it by accident.
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do british slags shave their pubes
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>>57179865
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just had a foreman-grilled pork chop

#gangsta
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>>57179227
me on the right
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>>57179934
heh, thats it, keep replying friendo

see how far it gets you
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>>57179956
peng
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>>57179963
>One lad said he would do it

the one that asked you for a reminder?
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d9_1459375055

WTF LADS
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>>57179975
could this be the only good yank post ever made?
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>>57179865
haha fuck off maxxie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ves_IY1uw
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>>57179827
is that your dad?
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>>57179964
i fucking hope not
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>>57179939

i'm not really bothered about what the whore thinks of me it's just the concept of sex is so alien to me, i'm so conditioned to being alone
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>>57180016
lol xx
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>>57180012
There was another, he said he couldn't go, because he'd fired one out earlier.
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>>57179873
you can't buy any?
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>>57180016
dey good animals
didndu nuffin
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>>57179964
yes
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>>57179950

Escorts expect you to go down on them, bring them presents, be a good shag and leave a tip
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>>57180016
>he's still alive
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>>57180063
THAT WAS ME YOU DOPEY CUNT YOU DIDN'T REMIND ME
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not seeing many calls from the left for those radical imams to be fired from their mosques
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>>57179983
why are you on here
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listening to a recent radio interview Bob Geldof did here

legendary rocker but christ he's an insufferable cunt
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>>57179964
the only two utter slags i've ever fingered have been totally shaved desu
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heh, thats what i thought

better luck next time friendo, and this was me going easy on you
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>>57180016
>filming vertically

What the fuck is wrong with people?
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>>57180142
crushing boredom & no job
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>>57180048
yeah i meant that they'd probably be quite welcoming and nice (if they're happy seeing virgins ofc)
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>>57180123
What a bloody racist
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>>57180109
I posed at half eleven to say we were doing the poo.

I can't be on this site all hours of the day.
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>>57180073
not until i go back to uni
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>When your mate brings Bierra Moretti to pre-drinks
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You know what I hate? When you're shagging a girl doggystyle and she's sweating really good and you get a whiff of poo from her bumcrack
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Give me an upvote lads, I'm peaking
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man was not made to work in an office for 8 hours a day
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not being funny but we've given so much money to Africa

where the fuck does it go?

if I was a trillionaire I'd just spend a few milly on some shithole african village, make it sick through investments and donations and become a hero to them

just for a laff
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Could you lads recommend any good amsr to wank to?
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>>57180173
>>57180173
>>57180173
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actually getting laid would probably send downward into an even deeper level of depression that i've never experienced before
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>>57180234
>wanking to asmr
What are you doing lad?
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>>57180201
My m8 did that a few times
That stuff is complete shit
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>>57180230
>not being funny

bizzaro prerequisite

don't understand why this is used so much
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>>57180234
don't wank to asmr you fucking spaz
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>>57180285
Want to try it, but the videos I've found so far just sound stupid
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>>57180230
>where the fuck does it go?

the local warlords
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>>57180210
>You know what I hate?
Yanks using English colloquialisms/phrases/words to try and fit in where they aren't wanted?
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>>57180201
>>57180286
drank a heap of that shit during my study abroad in italy.

thats right lads. italy.
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two lovers entwined, passed me by
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>>57180337
You don't wank to asmr lad. That's just silly.
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>>57180294
all part of the ironic lad-persona we've all adopted to post in /brit/. i don't think i could talk normally here. i'd feel awkward
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>>57180380
jock is that you are kid
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>>57178915
Who are these semen demons?
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>Tell girl I'll brb on WhatsApp just to get away from writing to her for a few minutes

this normie shit is exhausting. want to go back to being an autsitc
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>>57179983
94
Seems about right
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>>57180230
corruption and misappropriation by local govt agencies

its not like unicef etc can go around literally handing random poor families a few quid to do whatever with
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>>57180482
you're not normie until you can have a phone conversation with them, lad
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>>57180536
>she keeps making me do whatsapp voice messages because we live in different countries

oh god
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>>57178885
shouldn't all the money to your name be under your sofa, la
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>>57179227
121

meh
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>>57180601
kek
saying what?
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>>57180337
I was linked to one asmr of some neckbeard whispering to his 'baby' in the cot (the 'baby' being you the viewer ofc) and it was the dumbest fucking thing I ever saw. watched like 10 seconds and just laughed and turned it off

watched another one where some bitch was RPing as a 'heart doctor'. top comment pointed out they're called a cardiologist. hilarious stuff
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