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Garlic Bread edition
cara
crayon pop
stuck a hairpin up my nose and sneezed
Kyary
Might get a BA American Express desu
started counting calories with that app where you can just scan bar codes
>a subway is 1.1k calories
insanity
Asuka.
how come the Grimes gimmick died out :\?
what in the fuck. grandpa sounds like he is speaking a different language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_9FHihGD2Y
>>57183180
I thinned out the herd
Wouldn't mind taking the Caledonian Sleeper lads
Purchase coca cola
>>57183180
because shes an ugly chimp without a drop of talent in her disgusting body
What edgy clothing did you lads wear during your teenage years?
>>57183158
above average post
GARLIC BREAD?!
lmao
/brit/ BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lgH2Nbtowc
reminder
>tfw no dirty nigress who likes spit play
Why even live?
>>57183192
>anymeer
>>57183180
>>57183197
What Grimes gimmick? I haven't been on here for ages?
What did I miss?
>>57183233
sabt
>>57183220
a tshirt that had 'FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK' on the front
We can regard our life as a uselessly disturbing episode in the blissful repose of nothingness
>>57183220
Bolt London jeans lmao
>>57183220
I still do
>>57183213
going to get a coke with my lunch tomorrow
>>57183220
hardcore band shirts
>>57183233
>chav vs sikh
not sure what this has to do with us
>>57183252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_ktB5Fc_8I
What's the most difficult accent in your language lads
very close now
>>57183192
this one is perfectly understandable. do you see us posting about german dialects? fuck off hans.
>>57183233
What the fuck kind of first punch was that? And the fake ass stand off.
Punch of fucking pansies in the UK
>>57183290
>that shirt
absolutely hilarious
doing a read
>>57183340
scouse
i live my life one shitpost at a time
>>57183346
when will we know?
>>57183340
mumbling farmer
Got the results back from my DNA test lads
JUST
Which of the lads will steal this fair maiden's heart?
>>57183340
Received Pronunciation
>>57183340
There's a barren wasteland called Lancashire that's inhabited by trogs. The guttural throat sounds can be hard to distinguish.
>>57183340
Black Country
Also the worst sounding.
Every day, every thread, I have this urge to post Cara here, and I have to be the first post in order to satiate my desires.
I can't help it. I'm really starting to hate myself, because I'm a NEET because of my obsession. I want to seek help, but how? Who do I talk to?
>>57183365
I'm near certain he's got a mental disability.
going to go make some hot chocolate
>>57183213
the absolute state of her left ankle
>>57183215
tiny bit rude ngl
>>57183266
it wasn't really a gimmick, some people just started posting Grimes in response to the growing number of Marina & Charli posters
>>57183408
then do it pussio
>>57183392
sup coon
>>57183393
obs me, just like I got all those girls last time
>>57183387
possibly minutes
>>57183393
please dont encourage Strangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C1z7OlhJJ4
haha
>>57183392
someone in your ancestral line got cuck'd m8 lol
tekitekiteki desu ka?
>>57183355
Fyi Hans is a pretty uncommon name nowadays. I suggest using Lukas, Jan or Thomas the next time you are offending Germans
>>57183392
>sub-saharan african
Sorry for your loss lad.
>>57183375
ite la
>>57183392
You're a good memester I presume? It should be in your DNA cousin
>>57183392
doxxed :)
>>57183389
I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that
>>57183429
Yeah? Shame it stopped, I think she's fit
>>57183393
>fair maiden
>k-pop weebo
They are all whores bro. Adorable, but whores.
maisie~
>>57183417
Oh well then, dirty paki picking a fight with a looney.
>>57183392
>British and Irish are counted as one
Triggered tbqh
ordering this lads
>>57183537
They're called the British Isles for a reason
>>57183447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixFQUpLnr3E
>>57183537
Yeah they really should count the extra Irish chromosome separately
>>57183516
>k-pop
he's coming for you, I can feel the earth quaking already
>>57183447
i like the part when he went NRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>57183504
and the charli posters stayed which is a shame :(
>>57183520
s-sorry I just need to get off the train please
>>57183520
how long are you staying on the canary islands then you literal billionaire
>>57183365
this, they shouldve removed their shirts and lathered each other in baby oil like in america
>>57183520
Probably on their way to some basic spot in Shoreditch lmao
>>57183392
23 and me is a jew organisation trying to find "lost" jews
just remembered a thing haha
>>57183569
ya junkies bastard ya
>>57183629
nice
i am the king of dog shite
I like the Glaswegian accent
>>57183567
reeeeeeee
>>57183583
fuck off mong
I think suicide is a very liberating act
hungry
>>57183614
if i do the test and end up jew will they invite me to israel?
just used mummys espresso machine to make myself a decaff if im being completely honest and its very nice
>>57183673
It's the quickest way to free yourself from this earthly realm
>>57183687
probably. they need all the jews in the holy land before the apocalypse.
>>57183599
3 more days
then i may be going amsterdam with some lad mates
>>57183609
XOYO i think it was
>>57183673
Wouldn't it be though? Everyone thinks it's so depressing and blah blah.
Life is suffering. I know I'm not waiting for old age. Fuck that.
>Canis familiaris and Canis lupus can breed and have fertile offspring.
>There's less genetic difference between a dog and a wolf as a white person and a sub-Saharan African
>Dogs and wolves are separate species
>White and blacks are not
Explain
>we are DEUTSCHE
>considerate
>DEUTSCHE
>liberal
>DEUTSCHE
>nice
>>57183705
F I N E
G
A
E
L
>>57183673
>>57183712
>suiciding
we call you SHOITE IN A BOKKIT
it's not natural, normal or kind
the flesh so fancifully fried
>>57183670
How does an Irish girl know how to put on her knickers?
Yellow in front brown in back
>>57183749
>far right
would
>tfw this never happens in real life
>>57183757
we're all dead lad. might as well choose when where and how.
>>57183730
>XOYO
kek
>>57183778
fuck off mate
>>57183807
sometimes it does
Why is it always people who've never done drugs or monthly drug users that seem to think they're experts on drugs they've only heard of in passing.
Does my box in when they talk about drugs at work and completely disregard my contributions to the conversations because they think they know more about drugs than me despite the fact that I go into work high as a kite everyday.
>>57183392
You do know that you could get your full genome sequenced for only ten times the cost haha!?
http://www.nanalyze.com/2016/03/does-full-genome-sequencing-really-cost-1000-now/
>>57183807
quite a lot of things are done for free on /brit/ though
>>57183805
your willy n her face
>>57183807
It happened to me in Amsterdam, I didn't trust her though 2bh, suspected it was a ruse to rob me or something
>>57183845
Me on the left.
>>57183811
>we're all dead lad. might as well choose when where and how. my life exists as a vessel of misery and despair, my dread lasts eternally.
>>57183807
Happens in nightclubs all the time lad, just more subtle
>>57183821
back to cum
morning lads
>>57183852
>Why is it always people who've never done drugs or monthly drug users that seem to think they're experts on drugs they've only heard of in passing.
Because we don't spend our time high on drugs, so what we say isn't incoherent gibberish
>>57183913
evening lad
>>57183886
FONT
very lonely and depressed
>>57183911
do not get me started tonight mate you will not like how it turns out
>>57183740
you're mixing up biology and muh feelings
>>57183852
Once you've done it a handful of times, the amount you learn about it thereafter is pretty negligible.
I don't think some benzo drone or nerologically damaged MDMA abuser knows more about them than I do.
>>57183955
same haha
>why yes i would describe myself as an expert on illegal substances
rate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejuK8_12Fmg
>>57183960
bring it on big boy
>doing a cheeky purge in the gothic sector
its a game of wits, who will break first
>>57183913
Afternoon Bruce, how's autumn?
More needs to be said about the Hibernian agenda.
done too many drugs
Its all more complicated than everyone on 4chan pretends it is
business plan
>become billionaire
>buy UK citizenship
>vote for brexit
doing a depression
>>57184028
ur mum rofl
>>57183998
nothing bowler about the power stance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzBleiqWzwQ
>>57184007
vocaroo not hans
>>57184026
doing a cheeky steal of blackstone fortresses lads haha :^)
t. Abbadon
>>57184007
kek
also
>jellyfish
wut? haha
>>57184049
>>57184076
t. mong who puts edition in the title
>>57183955
>>57183992
i would be mates with both of you
we could hang out and do stuff together
about to consume one weed
>>57184084
Genuine child abuse.
>>57184035
mornings are cold out now hahaha woke up freezing my dick off to a chilly 15 degrees
honestly if you vote to stay in the eu then you may as well get on your knees and suck a turk willy
>>57183985
After re-reading my post I realise I didn't make my point clear.
I meant like ecstasy abusers who've never done acid talking about the dangers of acid and people who've only dabbled with cannabis talking about what it's like to take benzos.
Also seems like every working class normie has some horror story about how some friend of theirs took acid and killed themselves.
>>57184149
fuck off bender
BANG and the dirt is gone.
Should we put to death the severely disabled?
>jellybean got fat
why live lads
ive got kief left but no weed.
is it worth it to just roll a wee rollie and use the kief as a shit joint?
>>57184185
lol get mad codex cucks
going to invade cadia now haha its top bants amirite XXD
>>57184214
Beyond fucking lewd mate.
how big are Rasheed cocks? are they small like other asians?
do you lads have a bath/shower on a morning or night?
always done it on a night but now might start on a morning
>>57184151
good lad
>>57184230
What's with you Brits and joints. Just get some glass.
Like, does no one have a piece in the UK?
sprinked a bit of a crushed up valium pill in my joint
>>57184230
yes lid
>>57184264
morning shower to be honest, helps wake me up
>>57184151
smonke weede
Is it cruel or kind not to speak my mind and to lie to you rather than hurt you?
>>57184199
are you not confident the turks will join the eu? and come to the uk en masse like the polaks and gypos
>>57184190
>I meant like ecstasy abusers who've never done acid talking about the dangers of acid
can't imagine this happens much at all
HOW YOU GONNA DO MAN DIRTY
>>57184279
I started out smoking bongs pretty much exclusively but I'm not such a fan anymore, I know it's more effective and more efficient but I simply don't enjoy it as much
Also joints are better for sharing
>>57184308
prefer to be honest with people and vice versa myself
>He only speaks one language
>>57184311
the turks arent gonna join the eu, the current deal theyve got gives them free movement with schengen but not us
>What's with you Brits and joints. Just get some glass.
>Like, does no one have a piece in the UK?
howling with laughter imagine some Yank thinking he's dead cool by typing this
>>57184264
I normally shower with this guy >>57184296 so morning
>>57184251
just how I like it desu
>>57184358
dit oetz
>>57184190
yeah see what you mean.
Lot of silly folk stories out there about almost every drug.
Also people that do take 'lesser' drugs like to draw a line between their behaviour and what they think are 'hard' or more obscure drug users.
>>57184358
I only speak the language of love.
just doing my daily tour of the lovely english countryside
Really want a modest, racist, cute Catholic gf tbqh lads.
>Be american
>>57184358
>he got a c in that language
>>57184334
hohoho guess what I told Horus to overthrow the emperor and he actually did it the absolute madman!!!!
t. Erebus of the Word Bearers
>>57184330
>sharing
I never do that anymore... maybe that's why :'(
making a move
this is a game of chess, the pieces are in motion
>>57184393
that's me minus catholicism
just want a gf that isn't a whore
>>57184358
nature is a language can't you read?
someone please fuck my boypussy
>>57184363
i hope you remember this post in a few years but you come across as the type to wilfully forget
>>57184436
these cryptic messages are irritating me to no end
can't wait for the netherlands to become part of the united kingdom
Wish id not fucked around in german/french at school tbf
>>57184402
>VR trooper and suspect dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeiXE60prpY
need a bmw (big manchester willy) right up me arse t b h lads
Korean gf got a modeling job lads.
>>57184436
everyone's been playing checkers, but I've been playing chess for years
>>57184460
*submits application with covering letter and contact details for 3 referees*
>>57184485
true enough mate
>>57184485
>tfw they put me in the shit german class and everyone just clowned around
teacher was fucking dog shit too
Can not stop laughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFkXmhnT5Jo
>>57184460
*applies for the opened position of your pussy destroyer*
>>57184469
fucking hell people have been CONVINCED turkey is gonna join any time now for years upon years, but you come across as the type to wilfully forget
>4chan X now has an upvote thing
Literally Xeddit
buying a model 3 tonight
>>57184503
>SKT
top tier job 2bh
>>57184498
Fucking pathetic watching Yanks trying to fit in on /brit/ using British phrases.
Take your pistol and put it in your gob, you sad fuck.
>>57184558
what kind of gf is that?
lads has anyone got a link to that video that's called like JUST league or something and it's the audio from the "ooh look at the top of his head" laughing video but with superman
>>57184557
Looks like you're quite the FOOL
>>57184490
is that jay leno?
>>57184414
1v1 at the edge of the eye of terror and see what happens scrub
>>57184557
そ-うだね upboated
>>57184591
one with 4 wheels
>>57184581
chill out mate
koreans are the memeiest race
When I see them around town it's like I'm seeing the same person 20 times a day in different outfits
>>57184581
say tthat too my face bitch then see wath happens
>>57184472
but not nearly enough as myself i think
>>57184279
I've got a bong but I prefer joints
>>57184607
you a acrotomophiliac m8?
>>57184469
Even Turkey themselves don't believe they're going to on any time soon. There;s so many barriers and obstacles at this moment that it would be vetoed.
>>57184581
the fuck you say to me?
i'll fucking chin you
>>57184659
don't think i am
>>57184553
>any time now for years
what a stupid post. look at some of the countries that only joined in the last 10-15 years that were always going to be before turkey and tell me there isnt an obvious pattern
>yanks thinking they can banter us like the aussies can
>>57184606
lol lads guess what now im going to blow up caliban!!!
going to be so funny desu hahaha me and the lads are going to have a right laugh about this later
>>57184612
Fuck off, lad. The Yanks on here are fucking toxic.
rachel riley 2bh lads
What got you the most you the most (Yous)?
NEED TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A MEMBER OF THE FEMALE SEX AGAIN SOON
*upvotes you*
seem to have reached an impasse
in the meantime will make diner
going to have fuckign paster
>>57184668
And I'd punt your nose bone through the top of your skull, you tedious fucking tit.
>>57184787
*golds you*
>>57184760
being the first E in a consecutive series of one letter posts that made up BENIN in a sticky on /int/
>>57184706
Aussie banter is fucking horrendous.
>>57184782
>THE FEMALE SEX
bigot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYTJYCdebzQ
>>57184760
posting that india 2030 video, probably got about 40
Ordered a new guitar lads
>>57184818
そうだ ね
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
>>57184699
yeah the obvious pattern of the other countries is that theyre in europe, so joining the european union isnt that mad
turkey is hardly in europe
Watching Cast Away lads.
>>57184818
*gelds you*
>Feel sad
>Suddenly get the idea to log into old Spotify account from a couple of years ago
>Loads of albums and songs on there I loved but had forgotten about
>Very happy again
i will fight all of you
>>57184935
>all that volume and tone control
nah.
interesting
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/blob/master/src/Quotelinks/Upvotes.coffee
>>57184863
You should embarrassed for posting this cringey shite.
>That Yanklet from Twilight is in a BBC Three (read: iPlayer only) ''''''comedy'''''' with the big head-teacher guy from 'The Inbetweeners'
Why? Who makes these terrible decisions at the BBC?
>>57184706
australian banter is the most overrated shite going
what does 4chanx even do?
>>57184985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX_QhB01Byo
this song so much
>>57185045
ur mum
>>57185045
it lets you upboat posts which has absolutely no use whatsoever
>>57184963
>contradicting your own point in the same post
why even bother proving you're not a robot you dullard
>>57185012
Cuckoo is not that bad. Certainly one of the better things BBC3 has done on recent years.
interesting lyrics...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZC-EOs_fyA
>>57185045
Adds extra autism
>>57185045
botnet
>>57185069
what are the other features?
in a few years pubs will swap over to metric to "get with the times" and then charge to same for a 500ml beer as they used to for a 568ml pint
no weed in, cant even get a fucking 2g bit
>April
>>57185045
loads of little conveniences and aesthetic things
>>57185097
by far the best feature is that you can add images from a link easily
how do I get a brit gf?
>>57185056
Didn't even contemplate opening this link mate, kill yourself yeh?
>tfw will never be able to play Debussy on the piano
why live
keep pressing the upboat button instead of the dropdown arrow baka
>>57185112
she looks very young
>>57185073
Doesnt even make sense
all the countries in the EU so far are european
turkey has a tiny amount of land in europe but that doesnt make it a european country
learn to read kid
>>57185112
You got anymore of this minx?
Also how much is a gram is your bud over there?
>>57185151
That's a guy..
>>57185160
you wouldn't say shit to me irl :D
yanks out
>>57185104
doubt this, there'd be riots in the streets.
>>57185151
business idea: I find a brit gf for you, and you find a yank gf for me
>>57183067
this 2bh
>>57185195
pic unrelated than
(unless you can find me qt brit trap)
>>57184733
LYTE
LYTE
THEYRE BEING TOXIC
lads, should I learn how to read piano sheet music first
or just memorise youtube guide videos of songs
Why do people like Jimmy Carr? Repetitive boring cunt.
All these poor bastards that terrorists kill and they never aim for twats like Carr, David Walliams and that Porky Pig motherfucker who fucked off to America.
>>57185200
Haha, nah I would pal ;)
>>57185151
>''''''''''''''''''g'''''''''''''''''''f
want to die in my sleep
just took my shoes off and good gravy does the footsweat stink to high heav'n
setting in motion a chain of events which will eventually lead to my going to bed
can't believe are Ron is gone
>>57185273
i've been doing the latter but would like to be able to read sheet music at some point as well
>>57185295
haha yeah, shit like, thank you, please and sorry.
>>57185273
Why don't the take a kitchen knife and fucking gut yourself, you boring faggot?
>>57185173
>union of western countries of similar economies
>invite in poor slavs and whatever the fuck romanians and hungarians are with different histories cultures and environments
>moving in the direction of turkey somehow doesnt follow this pattern
>>57184733
i just really enjoy british people and british culture
>>57185200
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
oh wait, youre serious?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>57185343
>Why don't the
>>57185330
what kind of songs can you play and how long have you been doing it for?
i have a real piano in my home and I used to be able to play and read notes and everything, forgot it all now after years
>>57185320
forgot to put deodrant on today, hint of bo followed me around
hope no one noticed
slept 14 hours lad
Have any of you Brits ran into someone who clearly uses the chon?
I mean, it's such a tiny island.
>>57185345
>union of western european countries
>expands to eastern EUROPEAN countries
Ahh yes surely turkey will join soon, then we may as well just get iran and saudi arabia in too
>>57185186
http://xhamster(.)com/photos/gallery/2560098/vera_skokoff_katya_amourangels_erene_femjoy.html
also goes for about £12 a gram roughly, fucking bullshit prices t-b-h
>>57185338
>y-yeah, h-honestly mate, i-i've learnt my lesson
-you, after I've smacked your chops for you and told you to stop acting like a hard cunt online
>>57185195
Even better!
>>57185437
if you think istanbul wont end up in the european empire in the coming decades then youre fucking retarded m8
>>57185423
what does soudane mean?
we're in here you idiots
>>57183057
>>57183057
>>57183057
>>57183520
That slags hair is taller than I am
>>57185114
>I'm going to blink an eye and it will be december >I still will be a loser without a gf
