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Latest referendum poll EUdition
crayon pop
>>57176032
Wonder how the DKs will swing
lads
Open DNS blocked 4chan lads. Had to change to Jewgle.
is this show popular in britland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2soTxPEMlc
-random shitpost to start off the thread-
Kyary
karen
Some sort of Kyary-themed train happening.
Don't know if its a metaphorical train or a literal train.
>Ah yes thats just what I want to "catch-up" with some interchangeable normie who I'd forgotten existed an hour after he moved out.
poo
>>57176134
haven't seen it in a few years 2bh
Reminder that all Muslims worship a pedophile warmongerer
Reminder that Muslims will never assimilate to Western values and are inherently violent
Reminder that ISIS is just as Islamic as your local Imam
Reminder that Islam is a cancer and people are starting to recognize it
Reminder that progressives are hypocrites for supporting a violent and hateful ideology like Islam and they are primarily responsible for the terror they bring to their countries
fuck Muslims
later
downloading some cytherea stuff
going to get a gf this year lads
>>57176110
to remain
>>57176110
DKs always go status quo as they're cucks
>>57176174
might do a cum to this
>>57176134
No, it gets shown on BBC3 (an online only channel) during the middle of the night when everyone is sleeping
very much looking forward to the 'warmie normie swarmie' gimmick making a comeback with the hot weather
>>57176157
>Kyary-themed train happening
Yeah, and I'm the one going to be riding her. Choo choo.
>>57176134
Would smash daughter.
>>57176197
good lad
I wanna le pen her le pen if you know what I mean.
unpopular opinion: /brit/ is actually better during end of terms
>>57176239
I wanna play her ass cheeks like bongos
>>57176201
Better be a kgf otherwise not worth it
>>57176201
it's been three months m8, get a move on
>>57176265
unpopular opinion: fuck off you literal child
Equalised Foobar for my headphones today.
I'll tell you what lads I'm in a whole new world of sonic experience.
>talking with qt
>flirting it up
>she offers her number to chat on whatsapp
>noice
>she casually mentions her bf when texting
erry time.
>>57176307
>Tries to post yank pop culture references in /brit/
YANKS OUT.
>>57176307
lel
>>57176335
nice
>>57176340
why do they do this?
Worst /brit/ Gimmick or meme?
Id say either "all me" or "me on the left"
>crayon poop
>kpoop
>cRap
prove me wrong
what if my slow cooker burns the house down while I'm out??
>>57176379
To signal they're no longer interested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dzTq6bTC5o
>>57176391
This proves you wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F87TsvIt4u4
>>57176315
He looks like what would happen if you tried to sculpt and owl out of a potato
>>57176315
but we are currently living in the mose peaceful time ever lol
>>57176340
She wants to cheat or is looking for a better man to upgrade to
>>57176390
arrowposting
>>57176391
>cRap
what
>>57176398
Why would it do that?
Lads I'm 19 and live with my parents so I pay absolutely no bills
What should I spend my money on
Got about £3,000
@57176390
Yanks coming in and acting like their opinions are wanted
>>57176334
>>57176401
Keep up the good work lads!
Drive these K-poop weinies out of here
>>57176455
just save it if you've got nothing you need
fucking hell
>>57176455
more money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew_c5ewoVQk
choon
>>57176398
at least it'll happen slowly haha
how many even are there now
what a sorry state of affairs
got drunk last night and messages loads of girls i know again with some cringy stuff
still not opened the messages, not sure if i ever will
>>57176405
WTF i hate qts now
>>57176455
Pay off my credit card
>>57176455
rick owens
>>57176450
if it breaks
>>57176455
save it. put it in a savings account. you stupid kid
>>57176498
wtf I hate lancashire now
>>57176474
That's boring
>>57176455
cocaine
quite tired 2bh
>>57176501
Proofs
>>57176390
Yanks
aussie "banter"
*does an action post*
>>57176417
>tfw no smug crayon pop gf
>a cooker has never been responsible for a house fire
terrible meme, fandans
>>57176524
Just put it on a tile floor or something if you're scared of it catching on fire.
>>57176455
hi fi system
safe investment as it retains its value and also it is good
http://forum.comeonboro.com/index.php?topic=109455.0
>>57176524
how would it break? do you worry about electrical fires from other appliances, like your fridge?
>>57176455
LAZY
PORTFOLIO
>>57176544
dickhead
rather horrifying tbqhwyngll (to be quite honest with you not gonna lie lads)
>>57176427
>he doesnt understand violence is inherently beautiful and part of the human experience
>>57176533
I'll be in the Army soon so I don't really need any savings atm
>>57176574
do they think this expression is cute
>>57176455
Travel. Don't waste it on material possessions.
>>57176574
worst feel
>>57176605
>t. never been in a fight
>>57176612
It can't harm you to have some savings though
>>57176133
>caring
why?
>>57176558
Come on then, slugger.
*gives you a fireman's lift upstairs and into bed, tucks you in tightly, reads you your favourite story book (The Bushbabies), strokes your hair, gives you a big kiss on the forehead, plugs in your nightlight, waits in the doorway until you drift off*
Why do you call cigarettes "fags"?
>>57176612
>joining the army
>>57176605
smack yourself silly and post proof
>>57176678
>shoving a phallic object in your mouth and sucking on it
doing a diet lads
>>57176612
you will need it later. it'll be collecting interest in a savings account.
>>57176639
Don't listen to this cunt
Travel is for teen girls
feels good being back at uni, my fellow friends
up the ra
>>57176678
Why do you call terrorists refugees?
>>57176194
>be american
>get shot
>go to hospital
>don't have enough money
>scream "FREEDUM"
>die
>>57176711
I get it
>>57176455
>live with my parents
>have £3,000
>pay absolutely no bills
fucking worthless pathetic parasitic pondscum
off yourself asap you disgrace your parents will be better off for it
>>57176657
>>57176695
>>57176713
It's in the bank
Does that count as a savings account?
do yanks really feel like they belong in /brit/
delusional fatties
>>57176730
British granny?
>>57176605
Starting to think this. It's cleansing.
>>57176730
>that feel
Have you even bothered to consider what you would do if you fell down a shoulder-height hole? Just die down there I suppose, resigned to your fate? Reminder that if you cannot do pullups you would literally die if you fell down a shallow hole.
>>57176778
If it's in a current account then no, that's not a savings account
>>57176455
same but 20k
"i've noticed you're being weird with me"
fuck sake lads cba with this shit
>>57176773
My dad earns like 80k a year and drives a porsche
He doesn't need my money
finally accepted that i will die a virgin
>>57176638
probably
doing a news
did any of you lads ever go to school with anyone with a banterous/lewd surname?
>>57176841
good lad
>>57176815
What's the difference
>>57176830
give me your pocket money then billionaire
>>57176779
A yank earlier thought I was e-stating because I said I weigh a normal amount and exercise 5 times a week.
They literally can't comprehend not being fat and lazy.
>not striving to look like this
>>57176830
true. no point giving your parents money if they would only be putting into savings for you anyway
>>57176455
Dump it all on some typical mong trash Instead of saving it like a smart person
I keep smelling weed but I don't have any weed
>>57176853
what a poorly encoded gif
>>57176884
savings accounts have higher rates of interest and more restrictions on withdrawing money
>>57176714
Travelling will provide you with memories and experiences you'll treasure for the rest of your days.
Spunking it on hi-fi systems and other pointless electronics is just wasteful.
>>57176859
Not school but i know one mtf whos surname is wang.
>>57176455
a degree
>>57176859
>when that lad at schools sir name is pisshard
>UK will ALWAYS stay in the EU
Feels good bros, can't have those krauts and whiteflaggers getting too much power.
>Work are running a new scheme till the end of July where if you do overtime you get paid your base rate of £10 an hour plus £15 for every complaint you close plus £10 in vouchers for every 5 hours of overtime pledged.
Lads I'm gonna work hard these next 4 months then LITERALLY have enough money to put a deposit on a house.
>>57176853
they look like children
>>57176921
>Spunking it on hi-fi systems and other pointless electronics is just wasteful.
fight me in real life
>>57176893
Its funny though because I guarantee I'm more in shape than you are you fat cunt. Nice diet you're on
>>57176859
knew someone named ben dover
>>57176900
no, I have a physique to maintain
>>57176949
and?
>>57176730
I that Queen Lizzy?
want to do a PhD lads
>>57176941
>sir name
>>57176859
I had a Smallcock and an Alcock in my school.
How do you pronounce "archive" and "hydraulic"?
>>57176134
>teenagers
I remember when I was a fucking cunt
>>57176807
probably use the sides of the hole to push myself out in under a minute desu lad
shoulder height really wouldnt be too hard, no need to pull yourself out
so lads going on holiday this weekend with some friends
problem: some of these friends are females, do I hit on them?
>>57176981
did you have the smallcock lad?
Just woke up lads
>>57176965
>I'm more in shape than you are
What shape? Round?
>>57176942
what about the heat death of the universe
>>57176859
Had a teacher who's last name was pronounced cock
I had requested that Hayley was domme for the first part and sub for the second part and this she delivered on. I had sent Hayley an email with the list of things I wanted to try and it was evident that Hayley had really read this and had prepared necessary items for my arrival, nice attention to detail.
We also added some extra experiences in. So during my visit she teased me with hot candle wax interspersed with cold wine bottle over my balls while I was manacled to the bed. She pissed over me while riding me cowgirl. She gave me a toy show with a big dildo and magic wand, she inserted a dildo in my arse and we tried out a couple of benches and some crops and paddles, finishing with a facial.
All in, an enlightening time. Hayley is one of those ladies with natural sexual skill and people skills. My best memory from the visit is hot candle wax being pored over my cock and running down around my balls and arse. Thank you Hayley
>>57177001
You think this is /rosetta stone/ or some shit?
>>57176678
Because a faggot was a bundle of sticks used to light a fire for burning people, if you can't get burning stick from a cigarette then you truly are stupid.
>>57177001
arkive
hydrawlick
>>57177009
you posted this earlier you dickhead
>>57176859
girl in my year called Carly Butt
that's about it far as i remember 2bh
>>57176957
You'd only lose and I don't want to be responsible for your death.
>>57177011
He was a great lad, used to sit next to me in maths. Very small skull like whippet.
>>57177001
our-cheev-ay
hidd-roh-like
>>57176933
>a degree
>>57177009
Wont make a difference if you do, no chance youre gonna pull them
which of you betas grew up without a father and how did it fuck you up???
>>57177004
That's my OC!
Spain's drug laws are quite good
Only applicable in public places so you are good in your own home or in a pub or club or something
>>57176949
they're 25 or something
Rate my OC
I changed it a little bit on the recommendation of someone last night
>>57177129
im now gay
>>57177129
Father left when was like 6. I'm now a transgirl degenerate
>tfw jacked athletic yank that could fuck everyone up in a fight itt
>>57177172
don't like this meme
4/10
>>57177001
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dWxQr9PpDV
just remember the 'H' is silent and you'll be grand
>>57177009
only if you can hit on them for 2 hours
Which Americanisms that are creeping into our language get on your tits, lads?
Getting sick of people saying "math" and "can i get?"
>>57177188
>yanks
>fighting
lol
>>57177135
!!!
is NOT!!!!!
>>57177188
>tfw skelly yank trying to decide if I should start lifting or not
>>57177172
i invented this, check the archive 6 months ago
>>57176859
Balls
>>57177244
still haven't fixed the transparency then
>>57177214
>can i get?"
how is this a yankism
>>57177001
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18OBqkNHJpL
>that episode of sun sex and suspicious parents with the autistic guy who spends his bank account on strippers because it's the first time he sees chebs
which one of you was it?
>>57177129
I'm a normie, but a bastard. Still don't know the fuckers name.
I'm not very good with cars or sports, probably about it.
>>57177150
so hard to pick between way and choa
>>57177214
I'm guilty of 'can I get'.. Must make more of an effort to say 'may I have'.
>>57177276
Pmsl
>>57177244
Nice childbearing hips
>>57177248
dont listen to this chump. i invented it.
>>57177240
I made it, lad.
>>57177290
all me on the left
>>57177290
*meekly raises paw*
>>57176730
Based granny.
>>57177303
>may i have a 30 please mate
>>57177244
The answer is always yes. You've got an alright base to work from. Go for it.
>>57177150
wtf is this shit. people watch people eating biscuits?
>liking worst choa
Recommend me some xtra dank grime
>>57177188
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
>>57176334
That's not a cave
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA
>>57177313
false!!!!
*runs away to hide under my duvet*
making te
>>57177389
yeah yeah thats not me act like a back up darncer thats not me :)
who is the most pathetic person here. show your credentials.
>>57177298
gotta go with way desu
who /solidarity/ here?
>>57177401
>AND THERE WONT BE SNOW IN AFRICA THIS CHRISTMAS TIME
But that's because it's raining you say?
i feel Bono may have misled me
>>57177401
mango body butter??
>>57177435
about to shit myself because i dont want to get up, where does that put me
>>57177030
>mfw I banter off a yank so completely that he doesn't respond for 10 minutes
Payroll is due today lads
Being paid once a month is kinda shitty but fatty checks are cool too
im prejudice against all races
>>57177435
I genuinely tried to fight my way out of a wet paper bag, just to see what all the fuss was about
I was rescued three days later
post wan wans :3
>>57177435
the fat cunt neet e-stat twat
>>57177129
Me, am now miserable and also gay but my brother is a normie so idk.
>>57177401
that's not the lyric what the fuck lad
>looking at phone reviews online
>90% of the reviews are by Indians using broken English
>>57177041
What?
>>57177060
>>57177285
Thanks. Archive is such a cool sounding word
>>57177150
ugly bints
>>57177521
wtf is a wan wan
drawed a picture
>>57177498
it was honestly just piss-poor banter and I'd expect better. I've seen that same comment over 100 times on /int/ alone. The fact that you're reveling is cringeworthy
>>57177521
>wan wans
wat wat?
LADS
>>57177521
goal wan wan
>>57177435
Me. Got fired from my internship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhKYg641K3c
>>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
>if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
>i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
>think on
>>57177585
TOO LATE NOW, LAD.
>>57177550
You must be looking at cheap phones then, that's all that poo-in-loos can buy.
>>57177202
haha you posh twat. english accents are so gay
>>57177064
and i didn't get a proper fucking answer.
>>57177117
ok
>>57177205
HAHAHA L000000L
>>57177555
bit rude
>>57177600
forgot your katana lad
>>57177640
>posh
alright let me just enhance this up a bit
>hungrylips asmr deleted from youtube
>>57177623
I'd still insult your twat faced arse. Being knocked out be damned.
>>57177559
ur ma
>>57177603
v. qt wan wan :3
>>57177666
Fun fact, it's poleaboo. He posted the same thing in /britfeel/
>>57177672
What's the deal with ASMR? I don't get it.
Business idea: /brit/ changes its name to the UK branch of [ pic related ]
>>57177666
enhance 224 to 176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKCi7it5NKQ
hmmmmmmm
>>57177663
someone from the south east of england is posh for the rest of the county
New thread
>>57170036
>>57170036
>>57170036
>>57177672
my cock rages on regardless
fan of this image
who /llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch/ here?
Remember that cunt from Wakefield a few weeks back who thought he was rock hard?
ilim kapısında verdim yılları
dinledim hak diyen alim kulları
sordum cennete giden bütün yolları
yakın yok dediler cihaddan gayrı
islam devletinde kurşun sıkmaya
bir kurÅŸunla hurilere varmaya
kevşer şerbetini elden içmeye
ruhsat dediler cihaddan gayrı
>>57177692
need to know if wan wans are just dogs or all pets
>>57177733
>south east
>>57177453
getting of most tired of waiting truth be told
are kev and pole-a-boob the same person????
>>57177762
delet
>>57177766
are you shrimplad?
Remember the guy who thought innocent smoothies were healthy
>>57177740
JANNY
>>57177672
she's still being a whore on fb. pic related.
>>57177672
If you ever see something you like on jewtube, rip the video.
I have seen this shit happen so many times.
What do you say if a girl farts whilst you're having sex?
>Remember the guy who thought innocent smoothies were healthy
>>57177796
I don't get why they're not included in the sugar tax proposal.
>>57177779
sadly I lack the imagination to deduce what is actually going on so I await your glorious return with bated breath
Why don't ASMR girls just become prostitutes already?
That's pretty much what they already are.
>>57177830
fart back and assert my dominance
>>57176859
Literally knew someone with the surname "willy"
>>57177851
are you the cat poster?
>>57177797
mong
om nom nom
It's so EAAAAAASY to have sex. Just have to be yourself
t. a no longer virgin
>>57177838
ha there he is the clueless twat
>>57177747
i like that one
this one is cool too
>>57176134
Every time I watch shows like this, I'm glad my parents beat me.
big fan of catposting
>>57177869
Just went on that hungry lips girls instagram. Watched 2 videos. Instant erection.
Welp. Looks like ASMR is my thing.
>>57177923
yeah lol
>>57177766
just wan wans :3
>>57177889
No, the cat poster is an american lad. I am a cat poster, mostly former
business idea: become and ASMR man and see your views go up massively as people try to convince themselves asmr isnt a sexual thing
>>57177869
>why dont they become things they already are
t. your shitty logic
>>57177969
I didn't even check the flag, bit of a mong move on my part
Why don't we pay poor people to not have children?
>>57177967
wan wans a shit
The things I would do to that arse...
>>57177962
muchly
http://www.youngleak.com/hungry-lips-latest-video-removed-from-yt/#
dinner
>>57178008
*growls at u*
delte
>>57177869
They do it for free
#justwanwanthings
>>57178023
>september 2015
Austistic yet amsuing /brit/ hobbies
>flight/ship radar
>anime
>j/kpop
>asmr
>waifu posting
what others lads?
>>57178081
good post :3
The country's debt has been over 100% of our GDP since 1716 lads, why are we so worried about it now?
>multiculturalism cant work
ebony and ivory, live together in perfect harmony
>>57177851
>>57177905
good marmosets
how utterly dare you
>>57178117
JANNY
>>57178007
i see absolutely nothing wrong with this. they're all on welfare anyway
>>57178102
shrimp guy
my contribution
>>57178145
that was in reference to the "om nom nom"
>>57178178
good shout, added to the list
>Propaganda video made by German government is in English.
http://youtu.be/HMQkV5cTuoY
How fucking cucked
*vapourises you*
>>57178191
good contribution
>>57178197
i should think so too
consider yourself exceedingly fortunate
>>57178137
Wrong.
cupid come from coffee cup
>>57178232
>Propaganda video
>
>>57178326
Yes it's Propaganda
>>57178102
>>57178229
>people that make lists of Autistic yet amusing /brit/ hobbies
>>57176134
one of my mates was on this
Just did a big narstie
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