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fertile felvidek and roskomnadzor autism edition
FIRST
>>57150125
Reeee I just made one but you win
>>57150151
plans for today ?
>12:20
>staying up so I can jerk off to the thought of impregnating my coworker
how do i purify myself
>>57150336
mineral salts
>go to a sink to fill my bottle with water
>it's full of puke
>>57150440
At least it wasn't shit this time
>>57150177
None, you ?
>>57150481
>At least it wasn't shit this time
what sort of a pleb shits into a sink?
>>57150516
It's a level up from shitting in showers
>>57150516
>>57150440
>>57150440
dorm life ?
>>57150481
>None, you ?
explore the city before i fuck off to polsza tomorrow
>>57150700
explore alone ?
>>57150700
Did your relatives want you to move to Russia?
>>57150724
yeah, got a guide book for spb
>>57150762
no, we ljachs nao.
>>57150630
>It's a level up from shitting in showers
i can understand why a person would shit in a shower, but not a fucking sink
>>57150700
>dorm life ?
yes, the puke is my roomm8's and it's some kebab do ruky i think
>>57150991
why not rent a room ? here they are not much more expensive than dorms.
where and what do you study ?
>>57150991
>shitting in showers
>acceptable
Slovakia
>>57151710
>pepiks in charge of reading comprehension
>>57151407
>why not rent a room ? here they are not much more expensive than dorms.
i pay 84 jewros for two months, it can only be cheaper if i was homeless
>where and what do you study ?
Zilina, CS
dobar dan narodima V5 iz Horvatske ;)
>>57152552
dobry dzień
>>57152552
hello malosrb friend )))
>>57152637
Why are Russian girls so ugly?
>>57152637
Why are Russian girls allowed to hold guns
>>57153059
why not ?
>>57153025
too white for you, am I right?
magyar cigany
>>57153372
Even my brown brothers from Cyprus are more white than them.
morning kids
>>57152598
Did you seen Odin dzien Swira, my polish friend?
>>57154992
I've seen Dzień Świra but what does Odin have to do with this?
>>57155018
Well, seems like i've misread. In my memory it was "Odin dzien". But yes, you're right.
So, what do you think of this movie? Imho, it was insecured and nervous as fuck (which is the goal of this film, right?).
>>57152445
>Slovaks in charge of not shitting in public
>mfw all of my upper body hurts
https://twitter.com/donaldjtrumpjr/status/218102946087440385
do you think Ivanka Trump also learned Czech?
>>57153419
Kurva malaka gtfo from this thread you budget turk
>Russian scum in muh /v4/
>>57155135
>budget turk
keks
>>57154932
morning dad
>>57155121
Idk but shes ugly
>>57155161
we'll have you shot when Ivanka is president in 2024.
>>57155140
o kurwa!
>>57155161
no, you're just a faggot
>>57155159
make sure you eat your greens and brush your teeth sonny
>>57155121
looks like the average balkanshit prostitute/woman, nice dids though
>>57155216
Shes hot but ugly. Too much czech genes
>>57155225
does your wife know that you are on this website?
>>57155260
no she's out helping in a refugee center, I'm at home with her son
>>57155135
Greece could steamroll Slovakia and make it more flat than Holland.
>>57155299
>>57155303
yeah, but you'd have to borrow some money to purchase the steamrollers first
>>57155329
Greece has 1500 tanks and Slovenia has 30 Russian leftovers.
>>57155303
We are in NATO. Burgers would be there in a day
>>57155135
>budget turk
>>57155376
You are the meat shield of America.
>>57155384
Most of your culture is Turkic.
>>57155359
well at least their capital doesn't look like it's been carpet bombed
also kindly fuck off, thanks
>>57155409
Maybe. That wouldn't save you from those Apaches flying at your poor ass
>>57155438
Slovakia has no temples.
>>57155437
i like you, youre a funny guy
>>57155496
How much is that? I wanna buy it
>>57155496
Acropolis?
More like Gaycropolis
>>57155472
Greece 448+ aircraft
USA ~5,137 aircraft
Would they die for the worst west Slavs?
>>57155496
>Slovakia has no temples.
why do these threads always attract double-digit IQ shitposters? is it because we speak english?
>>57155059
>mfw Ján Hollý was right
>>57155523
Turks are not allowed there.
>>57155535
You can go to every place in Shitaly, Greece and western Turkey and you will find them everywhere but when you go to Hungary you will only find shot covered potato-fields.
>>57155260
yes, of course
>>57155643
Don't be so rude on Slovaks pls.
>>57155658
I mean shit-covered.
>>57155658
>Turks are not allowed there.
Then why the fuck are you here?
>>57155643
yes
>>57155724
Turks are Greek Turks and white. Hungarians are Slavic Turks.
@57155696
>calls others retards
>can't even spell
⊙57155785
Weak insult slavshit.
>>57155135
>budget turk
Prečo nenávidia našu slobodu?
Proč nenávidí naši svobodu?
Dlaczego nienawidzą naszą wolność?
Miért utáljak a szabadságunkot?
>>57155779
fuck off already to /balk/ and be around with your nonwhite brothers
>>57155850
you could kekoslavify the polish version a lot if you used archaisms
Po co nienawidzą naszą swobodę ?
>>57155850
Czemu is used more than dlaczego i think
Also good morning ladds
>>57155670
what does she think of it?
>>57156010
morning
>>57155903
>fuck off already to /balk/ and be around with your nonwhite brothers
How different would it be from posting here?
>>57156051
she thinks you're all adorable weirdos
as for the rest of 4chan, she doesn't know why I like shitposting so much desu
>>57150125
How did you beat me to that, this is genius
If I ever have a daughter, I'm legitimately considering naming her Amálka because of you seggs
>>57156094
thats cute
>>57156203
I would fuck her and give our children some Greek names.
>>57156203
John is a far better name if you ask me
>>57156290
it is?
>>57156399(czeched)
>daughter
>John
how progressive
also
>filename
I dont want to work today
>>57156585
>how progressive
I'm just a contrarian, maaaaan
>>57156585
>>filename
He's a handsome knight of camelot
I have a mild obsession with guinea pigs
>>57155648
Literally who
>>57156641
Stay strong fatty
>>57156337
Is there something you guys would not fuck
Going home tomorrow lads.
>play Euro autism Simulator
>driving on a highway
>look away for one second to grab a drink
>crash
>repair costs and penalties higher than what I actually make for the trip
>>57156678
>I have a mild obsession with guinea pigs
It's okay, I just have mild allergy to puns
>>57156707
did you not learn about the Svatopluk epos at school?
>>57156897
>implying I retain anything from school
Nice meme
>>57156988
i am dissapoint
>>57157017
life is full of disappointments :^)
>>57156883
>allergy to puns
are you the devil?
>>57156883
pls never drive, leaving the truck moving while getting a beer is highly dangerous f a m
>>57157079
>ife is full of disappointments :^)
>>57157176
But memes never disappoint
my head feels so heavy.
It's like someone hit me with a shovel.
I don't like this feel.
The sleeping felt horrible too.
Every little noise cracked trough my wall off dreams.
>>57157079
>are you the devil?
I could be :^)
>>57157108
my first crash both irl and ingame
there is nothing wrong with grabbing some pivo to power you up for the rest of the trip tho
>>57156758
Sex with men is not cool anymore.
>>57157294
Brain cancer
t. Dogtor
>>57157392
But with little boys it is :^)
>>57157414
fug off
t.patient
>>57157278
>But memes never disappoint
what about those that reach mainstream status?
>>57157471
Did you just say fite, nigger?
>>57157511
fite me
>>57157454
Greece isn't Catholic.
>>57157350
>there is nothing wrong with grabbing some pivo to power you up for the rest of the trip tho
I have never driven a car on less than 3 pivos
Need em to get through the anxiety of driving a 1 ton stack of steel moving at 70km/h
it's basically a manoeuvrable artillery shell m6
The beginning of a beautiful friendship:
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/03/30/Polish-company-to-brew-beer-from-Czech-models-vagina-bacteria/2681459340879/
>>57157350
Killing dragons in kids games isn't really a qualification to be the devil m80
>>57157729
I was just memeing, I never drink and drive unless it's some sort of emergency
The fact that I'm never nervous or anxious when driving probably helps too
>it's basically a manoeuvrable artillery shell m6
with that logic, you must be terrified of trains and buses
>>57158023
>with that logic, you must be terrified of trains and buses
Trams, yes, trains not so much. Buses in the middle. But as I'm not in control I don't worry so much, I just largely don't trust myself.
I like walking senpai and bicycles
>>57157729
>>57158023
>these ppl will happily kill your daughter with a ton of steel with the excuse of "anxiety/emergency"
both of you retards should be locked up
>>57158021
don't crash my dreams
>>57158148
>I like walking
nice taste
>bicycles
horrible taste
>>57158295
>>57158331
Why disrespect Jan Paveł drugi?
>>57158295
>both of you retards should be locked up
shut your whore mouth, I don't even have a license
I hope you don't drive with a cold/flu, a hangover, on any medication because these are as dangerous as driving under the influence
>>57158375
>horrible taste
But you can go so fast and get so far
>>57158410
>uses the weird L
>doesnt write W
Nigger
>>57158295
also
>muh children
>think of the children
You are probably one of the retards who think that lowering maximum speed will increase safety magically. If you don't know how to drive, then don't, no amount of laws will help you
PS: Go suck a green party cock
>>57158574
Why are pepiks so mean?
>>57158603
I'm just allergic to moralistic idiots who need dem laws to protect them from dem eebul ppl
And after living in Prague for a while, I'm ultimately allergic to green party cyklofašisti
>>57158486
>>uses the weird L
speaking of weird L's
Poland needs to explain the fucking pronunciation of Łódź
Wuzh?!
>Brit scout
>Ger soldier
>US sniper
>USSR grenadier
>Custom
Help me choose /v4/
>>57158848
why does the third guy wear a corset
>>57158901
it's a woman, you silly turk
>>57158848
German soldier
what game btw?
>>57159010
silent storm sentinels
>>57158848
britbong m8
in honour of my fine self
>>57156756
Its pretty hot outside are you showing off your flabby arms in shirt?
a German sniper then
>>57159767
oh.. I guess that's okay then..
>>57158750
What is there to explain? It's pronounced as it is written.
>>57160207
L => w
dz => zh
my brainy no understandy
I don't find czech/slovak stuff nearly as out of place as that word
>>57155053
Hope you will still read it, sorry for the delay.
Yeah that was the point, also it's a reality for many Poles. Basically a testament to middle aged crisis in post-commie realities.
>>57160302
Ł = W and L = L
Ó = U and O = O
DŹ = J because Ź = J and there's a D so it's harder I guess you could say
>>57160302
Ł = W
L = L
W = V
very easy speaku to be honestu
>>57160585
>>57160590
thx guys
i find euro j's a bit weird coz anglo j's are always hard j's
>>57160663
you are euro too you special snowflake
>>57160736
I consider myself European, put it on all the forms I'm allowed to t b h. Sadly no European passport yet ;(
this brexit shit terrifies me
>>57160997
>Sadly no European passport yet ;(
Well doesn't the British passport have EU written on it? Our does.
>>57161150
yeah definitely does, but I'd quite like to get another passport because it won't say that for long if the exit campaign keeps going like it is
>>57161247
what are the odds now?
>>57158331
I really really like this picture
>>57161322
>what are the odds now?
Knife edge at the moment I'd say probs 45:55 out:in at the VERY best
BUT
the current government is falling apart over this, most of the top guys want to stay in but their campaign is being overwhelmed by bitter infighting and hatred of the opposition so I think the out campaign are gonna claw their way back
t b h if we vote out I expect German and French tanks on our shores within days to sort the govt out, it's the least they can do
>>57161347
Reminds you of your childhood?
>>57161456
fuck off already, Mehmetopolous
FUCK THIS NIGG WEATHER
oh look another >>57159528
who else think this trianon trianon will fuck up V4 in future?
those ultra nazis would betray v4 in a moment if western caliphates gave them transylvania and north. saw too many posts bashing V4 from their facebooks
>>57161560
HOW DO OTHER PEOPLE NOT GET SWEATY AS FUCK WHEN THEY ARE WEARING WINTER CLOTHES
>sleeping at work
>suddenly doors burst open
>boss is yelling something
>in my post sleep confusion ask him what like 4 times
>there has been a tram accident and they need soneone there
>tell coworker to go instead of me
Watched one episode of simpsons and now Im going back to sleep desu. I hope today us gonna be comfy
>>57161854
is that you trami?
asleep on the job?
>>57161782
because they're not as fet as you
>>57161972
190 cm 80 kg
I just don't understand how come i am always the only one with soaked face on mhd, even though im just in my t-shirt and everybody around me wears winter jackets and shit
>>57161782
I don't really get sweaty. I guess living 10 years in a humid cunt helps?
>learned Czech/Slovak writing system and pronunciation, basic grammar and everyday phrases
>they can't into Polish
Sarmatian ruse = best ruse
>>57162033
shit, I thought I was replying to femanon.
>>57161560
Also fuck hipster faggots walking barefoot
>>57162143
if femanon writes angrily in caps, you can be sure she will have pepe picture attached
>>57161854
whats up with czechens not being able to drive trams
we get one accident a year, you get it every month
>>57161524
make me gyp
>>57162311
>mfw the gypsies here have more money than the gayreeks
>>57158574
what a retarded assumption
go back to your kindergarden underaged fag
>>57158723
Where are you from originally ?
well I was walking down the street and suddenly this Czech tourist I guess asked me in krtekspeak how to reach Sukiennice in Wrocław
I gave him the opposite direction desu
>>57162391
That explains your recent success.
>>57162496
Šukam záchod
>>57162089
Where'd you live?
>>57162584
Benis of murica
>>57162603
What city in Florida?
>>57161966
Im staying at office today. Coworker came back and 10 minutes later another accident happened and he has to go again. Really tired of them waking me up desu.
>>57162673
We moved around a lot: Miami, Davie, coral something and then a hillbilly shithole
Have you moved around much?
>>57162530
>LE* HUNGAYRANS ARE GYPSIESS LEELL MOM I DID IT AGAIN MAGYAR CIGANY X-DDDDDDDD
I can't find that pic when the turk looks exactly right the greek and you have gypsies too. I guess it doesn't really matter when your local population looks like them aswell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romani_people_in_Greece
>>57162496
it's his own fault to visit Poland desu
>>57162726
>Im staying at office today. Coworker came back and 10 minutes later another accident happened and he has to go again. Really tired of them waking me up desu.
paid to sleep? Pretty sweet setup.
Tram drivers well paid in Cz?
>/lit/ is too smart for me
>/his/ is too stupid for me
>/sci/ is too mathematical for me
>/r9k/ is too /r9k/ for me
Recommend me a secondary board you dipshits
>>57162268
I dont think you know how many accidebts magyar trams have unless you are working in tram related job desu. Also its almost never fault of the tram driver
>>57162726
Just by the way, how old are you?
>>>/k/29443722/
/k/ can be funny
triggered
>>57162758
/out/
>>57162758
the one which is always right
>>57162806
przemyślidzi = kokoty
>>57162756
Over nation average :DDD
>>57162758
Try /fit/ you scrawny buzerant. Have you been at Blondies?
>>57162758
>>>/k/29443722
fucked the linkage, try that again
>>57162792
I dont know. Stoped counting after 18. Why?
>>57162805
Nice link :DD
>>57162773
since nothing happens here ever its always in the newspaper
>>57162921
>Nice link :DD
It's a magical place
bit slow generally and they're all completely fucking nuts
but that shit was 10/10
>>57162806
Ktoja je to web stranica?
>>57162867
Interest in weapons is for manchildren desu
>>57162815
Tried it, but it seemed to be lacking any debate or fun, just purely informational board
>>57163113
>Interest in weapons is for manchildren desu
I'm not a great fan of guns t b h but do like to occasionally shoot them when I'm in MURRICA
/k/ purports to be about guns
but really it's just autism with guns as a sideline
>>57162740
We have the best-looking men in the planet.
>>57163157
that hun is a gyppo
>>57162857
That would imply i start doing any excercise besides masturbating and jumping in dark rooms to trippy songs
Not really, money made me realize i shouldn't be spending, so i lived off menza and potato salad from home this week.
>>57162921
I was just asking if there is a chance i might encounter you somewhere in students pub or something. Also im genuinely curious if 40 year old dude is wasting his time here.
>>57163157
10 y old pic. Now it should be way more brown
>>57163198
Most likely no
>>57163157
>ancient greece was literally hitlers aryan
How can you even get cucked so hard. Never ever have i seen a blonde greek nowadays.
>>57163044
http://www.indexmundi.com/factbook/compare/poland.czech-republic
>>57163156
>autism with guns as a sideline
/v/ seemed great for that, but i heard its shit lately. Also those boards both, same as /fit/ seem to have a big culture of their own which i would have to get into, but i guess i can't be complaining about that.
>>57163264
>>57163209
Save Greece from the German shitskins and their refugee delusion.
>>57163264
>ancient greece was literally hitlers aryan
Whats the source of this meme. Romans and greeks were mostly dark haired
>>57163236
Come on, tell us your age, its not like i look at tram drivers to recognize you anyway
>Interest in weapons is for manchildren
After years of research (30 minutes irl,almost the same lenght so who cares) I conclude that:
/v/ is a shithole that can't stay on topic and suffers from userbase Schizophrenia.
Twitter is an even bigger shithole that came to be true from the orgy of Orwell's and Huxley's works
All social activists should get a FREE gaschamber for personal use.
Fat people should be piled up in a giant mountain of fat and burned.
Ugly people have no reason to be on television besides playing roles specially made for ugly people
Same with the fatfucks
Budapest needs new trams
t.expert social critic and future assigment work in universities
>>57163347
/tv/ or /mu/?
/fit/ is just fuckin weeeeird
>>57163420
He's 27/28
>>57150700
>i can understand why a person would shit in a shower
only in ficoland
>>57163405
http://gnosticwarrior.com/the-kalash-people.html
Alexander was founding colonies in conquered territories, Kalash are perserved remains of those colonies
>>57163474
>Budapest needs new trams
i was not expecting that during that rant
true tho
>>57163347
/tv/ /v/ and any big board is a hellhole.
>>57163436
>"daddy look i have a cool gun pew pew"
>>57163494
>forcing your personal taste on others: the boards
I don't think i will ever be satisfied. Maybe i'll just try to read up and get on /lit/ level. Still thanks for trying.
>>57163580
/int/ sets the bar too high
>>57163529
Army of Alexander was not greek only. There were many tribes in it
>>57163736
even compared to /int/
They just post ebin memes all day and "troll" eachother.
It's painfull to be there.
>>57163736
>get on /lit/ level
Read what you want.You can always discuss it with them.
The basics of /lit/ are not hard to grasp.
t.someone who thinks /lit/ is a good board
>>57162728
Yeah, I've lived in Łódź, Mazury, Florida, Massachusetts and will move again after uni I think.
>>57163736
>>57163869
>Read what you want
but start with the greeks
>>57163736
>I don't think i will ever be satisfied. Maybe i'll just try to read up and get on /lit/ level. Still thanks for trying.
/lit/ is alright
bit obsessed with joyce and DFW but I like em both so meeeh
>>57164026
DFW is a meme.
A rather nice meme at that.
Joyce is just being talk about a lot because there is a lot to be talked about.
>>57163923
>Mazury
Missouri?
Are you the pole with the American father?
>>57163832
But he was starting greek colonies. That was the literal purpose of them
>>57163869
I read historical shit, thats not really anything i could share.
But like the Pole says, once semester is finished i plan to start with the greeks, see what all the fuzz is about
>>57164112
Masuria not Missouri
Yes
>>57164142
then go to /his/ if you wa
I can't finish that sentence.
Why would I damm you for eternity at /his/
/his/ is a shithole
They can't discuss anything without modern politics.
>>57164065
>Joyce is just being talk about a lot because there is a lot to be talked about.
joyce is dank af f a m
didn't manage finnegans wake however, but ulysses and dubliners are supreme
>>57164215
Dubliners almost made my cry 3 times.
And I still have 3 stories to read.
>>57164187
Didnt you say you want to study or live in Taiwan?
>>57164283
>Dubliners almost made my cry 3 times.
which stories? you reading in Hungarian or English?
>>57164407
It'd be ebin but I don't see it happening, the languages I can speak are Polish, English, Spanish and Basic German, so I'll probably go to a place that one of those languages are spoken in. I might go somewhere else and learn a new language but I'm not sure about anything yet.
>>57164462
I read them in hungarian.(the library had one,print from 1959,in almost mint condition)
"A painfull case" was rather sad.
The others that almost made me cry were:
"Counterparts" (especially the ending) and "A Little Cloud"
>>57164516
How'd learn Spanish? From school?
How long dos you live in the US for?
>>57164207
Don't even let me get started on how shit that board is
Fuck Americans, seriously
>>57164618
how hard is it to learn Hungarian?
>>57164620
I finished elementary school in the US and I learned Spanish (Liceum) + German (Gimnazjum) from school but Spanish I also learned as a hobby sorta. I also had latin in liceum but I can't really speak it.
>>57164631
REEEEEEEEE
>>57164618
>"A painfull case" was rather sad.
yeah, it is. didn't get me right in the feels
>>57164665
difficult
>>57164670
Same, I moved here in the 6th grade. Did you read and write polish or just spoke it before moving here? Spanish is pretty useful in the US
>>57164631
>let me tell you about your country
>Epin meme of the month by ausfags
>shitty food thread with americans posting instant heart attacks
>>57164665
It was easy for me.
>>57164681
Joyce's writing is really nice.
His prose gave me that "This is the capital but it's just a big town with 2 more trams" feeling.
>>57164631
>Fuck Americans, seriously
its funny how you can spot them even without the flags
>>57164789
>its funny how you can spot them even without the flags
they write English in a very particular way
>>57164782
yeah, he's an excellent, excellent writer
Suttree by Cormac McCarthy is the closest thing I read to Ulysses/Joyce like prose but it's kinda southern gothic so ymmv
I thoroughly rate it though
>>57164755
I had exposure for as long as I can remember since most of my family is Polish, my dad's side of the family is quite small. I like Spanish and it's a good language to know for Erasmus :^). I've been thinking of expanding on my Latin and Greek from my Latin class in Liceum but I don't have as much time as I wish I could to.
>>57164665
you cold probably learn it to speak pretty efficently.
The letters are easy.
Juts don't expect to say "Egészségedre" on your first day.
This isn't english.
>>57164885
Its more like they write about specific things
But i won't get started on this topic, i would just get myself angry over how much they fucked up the board i was looking forward to for years
>>57165153
which one?
/aco/?
>>57165214
nah /mlp/
>>57165297
:D 2bh
>>57165153
>Its more like they write about specific things
I dunno; as a native britbongistani I can very quickly tell the difference between Brit English and American English
It's really easy to see the difference between /cum/ and /brit/
>>57165332
Tell us more, o wise anglo
>>57165344
different sentence structure, use of words. different tone, use of grammar, punctuation
different spelling
that's the stuff I can describe, the rest of it is intuitive
>>57165423
Give us example
>>57165332
British English seems more slangish and basically like white people niggerspeak, whereas murricunt English sounds like literal children talking imo
>>57165443
>Give us example
I'll see if I can find a thread on here or leddit that has both uk and usa posters in it for comparison
>>57165455
> white people niggerspeak
u fuckin wot m8? I'll get some bread and butters to fuckin smash your noggin in. cheeky slag
>>57164972
how long would it take to learn to understand you when you talk?
>>57165622
Don't know.
Maybe a few years
>>57156203
>Análka
