I am giving hello. Welcome to living property. Today I am of receiving very excitable package. Beloved cosmoline has arrived! However idiot of idiots son shipped loved cosmoline in gun. The pain of salvage is my ass. So to extract cosmoline like clever worker bee I have fix.
We am cooking gun until it goes away.
See how ruined handling this is? Not of jar nor carton nor condom but gun. Cosmoline packed in gun. Whorses spit.
>>29443722
Continue
First process in steps is to be carefully measuring kerosene into metal hat.
monitoring this thread.
BASTARD MOTHER OF MONGOLIAN CLAY POTTERY FORUM BOARD
Then next we are being to soft boil. Adding sodium for optimum heating element.
Not being a single precious ounce will escape my grasp. So of non-chicken head handled screw must be dislodged
>>29443822
>>29443869
Are you in Australia comrade? Your pictures are now upside down.
>>29443869
>>29443822
Be usings an edited imagery comrade
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.aviary.android.feather&hl=en
Corrects Australian micro films.
>>29443901
>Philips head wood screw in a gun
Oh wow what's it like to be 3rd world nation poor
>but comrade! I eject from there!
Nyet right of now you don't
>>29443722
Poasting in epic bread.
>>29443901
Please comrade, continue.
Soon is your time of bath. My cosmoline free of your ugly metal chains you aged cosmo suducing harlot.
>>29444001
I am waiting for time of bath, COSMOLINE....KEEPS MY RIFLE CLEAN
>glib glub~
INTO OF THE STEW MAGAZINES
YOU LITTLE DICKENS
>>29444126
>>29444076
Not a simple wisk about every 80 sechunds
You can be of seeing carmalization of cosmoline above ring of water. This is good sign.
>>29444159
You could have boiled the gun in solvent and gotten a much more effective result + dank fumes that will stick to your walls and ruin your house value by 900%.
To be Frankfurt comrades. This aroma of melting cosmo is like angel oussy in nose. Let us see what is in cabnyet
Hmmm
I am have idea of genius
Cosmo noodles I must be knowing of your secrets
>>29444222
witnessed, holy fuck.
OP plz. comso noodles is too much for mankind to handle.
>>29444222
Oh lawdy
IN YOU GO
INTO GODS CRUCIBLE
GUN
NOODLE
COSMOLINE
ONLY CHOSEN WILL SURVIVE
>>29444222
>trips
>for this
There is a god
FUEL FOR HOLY FURNANCE
THE ELIXIR THAT DRAWS FORTH WILL MADE UPON IMMORTALLITY
>>29444297
Op plz
>>29444297
best vodka
please god someone screencap this
comrade, be of addings the spam meat for what capitalist call flavor
More...
There is a thirst for more
The cosmoline has invaded my breathing. I hear whispers of hunger.
One cube lord Cosmo?
No...?
This....this took a rapid turn.
>>29443749
>pretending to slav
>bud light
Posting in an epic thread
>>29444322
Capping this all. Will edit it all together and post tomorrow when I can into laptop.
this is why I love /k/
CAPPING
>>29444297
Oh, I see, once you're done you'll have two weapons: the pistol and then the cosmovodka noodles.
NYET IT DESIRES ALL OF THE COW FLAVORED CUBES
>>29444352
Enjoy your cancer. Cosmoline is hilariously toxic when mis-handled like this.
>>29444352
who is this fucking mad man
>>29444286
double trips no less
this is the /k/ I remember
>>29444379
COMRADE THAT IS OF FAKE COW CUBE
YOU MUST ADD REAL COW CUBE FOR TRUE MEAL OF THE MOTHERLAND
with this thread, all is right in the world.
>>29444379
It hungers...
I am feeling it taking over. The air is becoming Cosmo. The steam is of lightening in viens
The crucible desires citrus of fruit. I am poor and have no fresh fruit but this looks like fruit
Does this offering please you?
>>29444400
witnessed
>>29444425
Sure.
>>29444425
Needs lemon juice
This thread
>>29443722
>itt poorfag wastes a years worth of his NEET food so he can get screen capped by newfags
4's.
Lotso 4's
>>29444380
Eaten or breathed in?
Op better be of putting poptart in great soup of makarov
>>29444440
>borefag who is butt flustered he didn't think of the idea first.
NYET IT IS NOT ENOUGH
>>29444449
Breathed in OP's case. He's vaporizing it by boiling it, hence his comments about the fumes. This shit will stay in your lungs for a long time.
TAKE THIS ENTIRE BOUNTY AND GROW MY COSMOLINE GODESS
I WILL FIND MORE PROPER TRIBUTE
>4444
Id is if h happening
>>29444479
You are over cooking of noodles comrade
>>29444479
NUGGET FOOD
>>29444479
>>29444425
>acid
>steel
Uhh
>>29444460
>tfw it was in a shitty general thread
>>29444468
That explains several things.
>>29444495
segei demands it
>>29444479
EAT IT GLORIOUS COMRADE
PLEASE THE /K/UBE
>>29444263
He... .he did it. The absolute madman.
>>29444513
>wanting him to eat kerosene, cosmoline, a fuckton of lime and beef ramen flavor
I would call you a psychopath but I kinda wanna see it too
>>29443722
>triggered finger
>>29444530
You're forgetting the vodka
Calling it, hes gonna eat it
Yes YES
The tarty American fruit food grid rations
YOU WILL BECOME WONDEROUS
>>29444530
TASTES LIKE KEBAB REMOVAL
>>29444479
THE /K/UBE WILLS IT
YOU ARE HIS PROPHET
MORE
>>29444549
NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
E G G
G
G
also posting in future screencap
>>29444560
PRAISE THE /K/UBE
>>29444560
What the fuck is even going on in this thread!?!?!
>>29444560
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
I haven't been this uncomfortable on /k/ in a long time.
>>29444560
>>29444579
KEBAB DETECTED REMOVE
>>29444560
COMRADE, PLEASE BE OF ADDINGS GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND POTATOES
SERGEI MOSIN WILLS IT
DO NOT WORRY MINE /K/OMRADES, I AM SCREENCAPPING FOR THE MOTHERLAND.
I WILL COMPILE TONIGHT
>>29444581
stole my image...
>>29444591
YES
>>29444560
THE MURDERCUBE DEMANDS AN EGG!
I am getting ahead of myself. This is no longer about my cosmoline. This is about creating a diety
SHE MUST BE STRONG
>>29444605
STREAM IT
CONSUME THIS ESSENSE
GIVE ME YOUR ESSENSE GIVE ME YOUR PRESENSE
Godspeed comrade
>>29444621
>canned potatoes
I feel insulted.
>>29444621
needs beans
>>29444605
COMRADE
DO NOT BE OF FORGETTING THE MOST IMPORTANT OF INGREDIANT
PROTIEN
YOU MUST ADD MEAT TO THE STEW OF GODS
>>29444605
>>29444621
>nice stove and kitchen
>buys canned potatoes
Gotta afford that granite countertop somehow, I guess.
>>29444605
>what kind of countertops you want senpai?
>gimme that fresh vomit look with blueberries
>you got it
t. someone who is remodeling his kitchen...
>>29444636
YES COMRADE PROTEIN IS OF IMPORTANCE
I can feel it.
COMRADES IT IS NEAR COMPLETETION
BUT ONE LAST PIECE REMAINS NOT HERE
THE EGG IS A FALSEHOOD THERE IS MORE TO THIS MACHINE
WHAT DOES IT LACK
TELL ME COSOLINA WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
>>29444652
cheese
>>29444652
GUNPOWDER FROM YOU NUGGET
>>29444652
DRAGON DILDO
>>29444652
PROTEIN SO BABBY STRONK
>>29444652
>THE EGG IS A FALSEHOOD THERE IS MORE TO THIS MACHINE
Blasphemy.
>>29444652
IT IS OF LACKINGS GLORIOUS 7.62X54R
>>29444652
COMRADE IT IS LACKING IN THE SEMENS. YOU MUST EJACULADE INTO POT FOR THE GLORY OF THE MOTHERLAND
>>29444652
COMRADE HORSEHEAD I HUMBLY REQUEST THAT YOU ADD A SPOON OF GLORIOUS EGG AND VINEGAR SANDWICH SPREAD
THE /K/UBE WILLS IT
>>29444674
NUGGET FOOD
>>29444652
Caloriemate
>>29444664
>>29444674
GLORIOUS 7.62X54R GUNPOWDER
>inb4 OP actually puts a bullet in the pot and it explodes
THE /K/UBE DEMANDS IT
MFW see this thread in the catalogue
>>29444636
My..my tendies?
No
Nono no noooo
WHY CRUEL ANGEL
You know I would be of giving my life for the stew but my tendies I cannot part with
Please cosmolina
SPARE THEM YOUR WRATH YAKE MY FLESH INSTEAD
I was here to witness this thread.
>>29444718
GUNPOWDER IS THE SECRET INGREDIENT
>>29444718
>tendies
>cosmoline
Yes please
These are exactly the foods I expect anyone from 4chan to have in their cabinets.
>>29444718
NOOT NOOT COMRADE
NOOT NOOT
>>29444718
IT MUST BE DONE!
>>29444652
You know what you must do.
The final ingredient must be your head.
Only through great sacrifice may such a deity be brought into the world.
>>29444718
YOUR SACRIFICE WILL BE REMEMBERED IN THE HALLS OF VICTORY
>>29444718
>penguins
dinosaurs are much better
>>29444718
TENDIES FOR THE TENDIE GOD!
>>29444751
Which review is this from?
>>29444718
Guys, I think he's going to cut his hand off or something.
>>29444761
I have no idea
cosmoline, slavshit, and everything NEET
These were the ingredients chosen
To create the perfect little girls
But Professor Horsehead accidentally added an extra ingredient
to the concotion -- Chemical X
Thus, Th Powerkube Girls were born
Using their ultra-super powers
Sergeina, Ivanalia, and Boris
Have dedicated their lives to fighting crime
And the forces of evil
>>29444763
OH SHIT NIGGER
IF TENDIES ARE OF YOUR LUST THEN TAKE ALL OF ME WITH IT
MY BLOOD
AND MY SEED
COSMOLINA I AM COMING
>>29444718
>SPARE THEM YOUR WRATH YAKE MY FLESH INSTEAD
OP is going to cook his own flesh and usher in a /k/ version of an Old One.
/k/thulu fhtagn r'lyeh!
>>29444775
is that a booger?
![[MUDA Intenesifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/NsO6KwF.gif "[MUDA Intenesifies].gif")
>>29444775
yes. YES. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
>>29444775
Good god what the fuck is that?
>>29444775
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>29444775
¿Estás moco?
>>29444788
He said seed didn't he?
>>29444775
/k/thulu fhtagn r'lyeh!
Dasvidaniya
My old comrades
>>29444775
IT'S HAPPENING
>>29444788
its a cruz supporter
Someone needs to make a thread simulator video of this shit
>>29443722
So...we're uh....we're doin this huh?
The cosmoline cooking....it's a thing. And there's no objections?
Anybody?
No?
>well then get down with your borscht self comrade.
>>29444788
Today on /k/: Ted Cruz wears a horse mask and summons Cthulhu
>>29444767
*fighting fascism and the forces of the west
You had one job and you fucked it right up.
>>29444775
Godspeed you unholy human/faggot hybrid.
>>29444808
Not Cthulu
/k/thulu
>>29444775
Is that a bloody booger?
>>29444801
>>29444808
hello booger
>tfw it's already happening
Please... Please do not struggle
You will only be making this more painful for both of us
Last week, saint lepernon was brought to us, now comerade horsehead summons /k/thulu.
What a time to be alive
>>29444775
the fuck is going on here
I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS ABOUT CLEANING COSMOLINE OP WHAT THE FUCK
>>29444835
Keep it going you filthy wonderful bastard.
>inb4 OP causes the kerosene to ignite and becomes the burned man
It is done
I finally understand you sweet cosmolina
You have taken everything from me
So that I can be free to be with you. To be one with the cosmoline.
>>29444857
Fumes.
THIS IS IT.
/k/ SUMMONS A GREATER DEMON TO ELIMINATE IT'S FOES AND PROTECT OUR FUNS
THE /K/UBE WILLS IT
AVE NEX ALEA
>>29444866
DRINK IT NOW
>>29444866
I bet your whole fucking house smells like shit
>>29444866
Eat some of it now
>>29444866
COMRADE NO
YOU HAVENT REMOVED KEBAB YET
YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
W-why am I aroused by this thread
>>29444882
KOT
O
T
Cosmolina...
I am coming home
>>29444872
/k/thulu fhtagn r'lyeh!
/k/thulu fhtagn r'lyeh!
/k/thulu fhtagn r'lyeh!
>>29444888
witnessed
>>29444891
pls no
>>29444888
im aroused by those numbers
>>29444891
BY.
GOD
>>29444891
ALL HAIL OP
>>29444891
RIP comrade. He fought for all that is slavshit and nuggetry and the beautiful cosmolina.
This thread is exactly why I love you guys.....Glorious Cosmoline Soup.
>>29444891
OP your April Fools joke is a tad early, don't you think?
>>29444891
That red wasn't there before.
>>29444891
approved
>>29444891
>>29444891
ALL PRAISE TO COMRADE HORSEHEAD
HE IS THE PROPHET THE /K/UBE HAS GIVEN US
AVE NEX ALEA
I have no reaction image in my folder suitble for this epic thread
>>29444866
TO VALHALLA, BROTHER
>>29444947
SHINY AND CHROME!
posting for screencap
HI ELIJAH
EPIC BREAD
PRAISE THE /K/UBE
>>29444891
I was here to witness this
Glorious
I have no words comrade. NOW EAT IT AND TRANSCEND THIS MORTAL COIL!
/k/ thread simulator inbound
>t-34 in CAPTCHA
>/k as fuck
This thread and my presence in it will be honored by my descendants for generations
/k/ a magical place
>>29444866
This thread meets my requirements for approval, well done fellow Comrade!
>>29444891
NOOOO not your mantle, how will you survive?
Tonight on /k/ we witness one comrades descent into absolute madness, and his ascent to greater Daemonhood
>>29444953
V-8 V-8 V-8
>an adult man bought a gun
>stripped it
>boiled it in a pot with noodles, beef bullion cubes, pop tarts, lime juice, chicken tenders, and a horse mask
>then posted the pictures on the internet
This place is fucked up.
>>29445050
>not lovingly boiling your guns with noodles, beef cubes, pop tarts, lime juice, chicken tenders and a horse mask
What are you, some kind of faggot?
>>29445050
Wrong, this place is magical
>>29445050
ime assuming your new here
we are the gun fuckers
now git out
Stupid question, but he was boiling kerosene right?
When you boil things, aren't you turning it into gas? So OP was breathing massive amounts of kerosene?
RIP OP?
>>29445056
I wholeheartedly agree.
>>29445066
>kerosene
He never mentioned kerosene once in his series of posts. Unless you saw something I missed.
>>29445066
In one post, he saidn"water line", so I don't think it was actually kerosene. Nobody could be stupid (ballsy?) enough to boil kerosene in their kitchen, could they?
OP, dump the contents into a bowl and serve with crusty bread.
>>29444560
Time to be of adding secret brownie ingredient comrade!
>>29445066
If he drank that concoction. Nothing short of a mosin nagant hand crafted by Sergei Mosin himself, with steel from the Tunguska Asteroid and wood from Stalins childhood treefort could wound him now
>>29445066
its an electric burner so probably not as huge a fire hazard as it would be with gas also kerosene fumes is meh
This harkens to the days of /k/ olde.
THE KUBE HAS NOT ABANDONED US, KOMRADES, BE STEADFAST IN YOUR DEVOTION TO THE CHURCH OF THE COSMOLINE
>>29445095
I miss barry.
>>29444895
A gun loving cthulhu would be so cool.
>>29445120
I KNEW OUR FAITH WOULD BE REWARDED
>>29445083
>>29445084
These suggest kerosene
>>29443806
>>29443822
so I'm not sure...
>After action report
Cosmolina has successfully removed from packaging peanuts Makarov. Toss it into kerosene bathtub so I can be of flash igniting later.
She tastes like expired mustard, expired milk, rubbing alcohol, a few things my tongued has never even come to to experiencing, and surprisingly enough semen.
Good night /k/
>>29445092
this thread is glorious
>>29445083
he mentioned it here...
>>29443806
>>29443822
but looks to thin to be kerosene to me
>>29445144
WITNESSED
OUR GOD HAS NOT FORSAKEN US
>>29445144
>flash igniting
also checked
>>29445144
thank you god
>>29445120
My body is ready.
so he was boiling;
>a makarov
>cheap vodka
>cosmoline
>fuckton of kerosene
>ramen noodles
>ramen noodle flavor things still in their foil
>poptarts, still in their foil
>canned potatoes
>a fuckton of lime juice
>a fucking rubber mask
how is OP not dead from fumes by now?
>>29445158
I hope OP wakes up. Those fumes cannot be good for a man.
>>29444866
Witnessed.
>>29445144
mother of god he's alive.
glorious work, comrade
>>29445144
What sauce would be best paired with those cosmoline-marinated tendies?
>>29445144
EAT ONE OF THE FUCKING TENDIES
>>29445158
the /k/ube sustains him for his holy duty
>>29445158
Easy. Our /K/omrade is a Soviet.
>>29445174
hoppes
>>29445158
fuck, I forgot the chicken nuggets
so all of that, plus fucking chicken nuggets
Is /k/ making a comeback?
>>29445193
After the dark days of the /pol/ invasion of last night, it looks like our enlightenment is here.
AVE NEX ALEA
>>29445158
The /k/ube will not let OP leave the face of this life until he has fulfilled all his earthly duties.
>>29445158
>ramen noodle flavor things
THOSE ARE CALLED BULLION CUBES
Posting in epic thread.
>>29445222
THEY'RE NOT CUBES YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>29445207
THE HERETICS HAVE BEEN PURGED, THE SKULL THRONE REBUILT, BLOOD HAS BEEN SPILLED FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
THE KUBE IS SATISFIED WITH OUR SACRIFICES FOR NOW, BUT WE MUST NOT WAIVER IN OUR FAITH. WE MUST CONTINUE TO PROSTRATE OURSRLVES TO THE KUBE, THE GODS, AND THE SAINTS. COME NOW MY KOMRADES, MY BROTHERS, LET THIS BE THE BEGING OF OUR HOLY KRUSADE TO MAKE /k/ GREAT ONCE MORE, LET IT BE A PLACE ONCE AGAIN FEARED BY THOSE WHO CAN NOT HANDLE BEING GAZED UPON WHEN THEY LOOK INTO THE ABYSS.
AVE NEX ALEA
AVE NEX ALEA
AVE NEX ALEA
AVE NEX ALEA
>>29443749
>dat countertop
Step yo game up, nigga. Get some granite.
>>29445243
It is said that for a tree to grow to the heavens, its roots must reach hell.
As such, Men who gaze into the abyss must also be steeped in hell.
OP what have you done.....
>this entire thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKablOgBnik
Someone with artistic ability please formulate a screencap worthy of this thread, as OP is probably passed out on the floor due to the fumes.
>>29445263
He has created Glory! звaть
>>29445262
War is hell, and war is the way of man. We are but men. We will never be truly free of this hell, but we will fight this holy war readily. Be strong, and we shall prevail. An empire burned to ashes, we will rebuild upon the salted lands. By the nugget, the holy weapon of our people, our banner shall be raised and inspire fear and admiration across all Chans. Children will shiver with fear at tales of the skinwalker, men shall fight them once again.
Rise, komrades. Our time has come again. Spread the word and take this holy land back in the name of the Kube.
>>29445308
AVE NEX ALEA
THE /K/UBE WILLS IT
WITH ME /K/OMRADES
AVE NEX ALEA
it actually happened
a good thread on /k/
Guys plz send help I fell off the toilet with laughter
>>29445308
War is art, Art is war. Krieg ist kunst, kunst ist krieg!
>>29445334
>>29445362
Let this thread forever be known as the beginning of our return to glory. The thread heard around the world.
Ave Nex Alea
Enjoyed every bit of it! Thanks OP!
This was a good thread.
>>29443722
This beautiful fucking thread.
>>29445507
I capped it top to bottom. I'll post it all to imgur and edit it into a single pic (sans a few posts that don't add anything).
