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police cars edition
grime
me on the right
karen
me on the force
Post hat songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHmTqoLjlXo
crikey mates
jus got dun shaggin me sister, fine lass of a tart in me poofta blimey bollocks
>>57149236
haha faggot
*goes to bed*
fucking hate thailad now the twat
>mum tells me to wash dishes
>tell her i cant be arsed
>she asks what that even means
>i tell her FOY
>she says why are you talking like this?
>I tell her to make me a bacon butty
>she asks what that is and what is wrong with me
>tell her i dont respect thick birds like her
>she leaves confused
>yell out to corridor about how she can't handle the banter
>sends my dad in to talk to me
>I call him a cuck and ask him how it feels to be speaking to his wife's son this way
>he slaps me and I cry
>tell him I was just taking the piss
>he looks confused and asks if the piss bottles are back
>stammer back no
> then utter under my breath, ill fuckin glass you next time mate
>he shakes head in disappointment and walks out
Is Amer264 still around?
where has the irish yank gone?
>>57149268
no one laughed at this when you posted it earlier
FOY
>Go for a piss
>Come back
>Need a shit immediately after sitting back down at the computer
Fuck sake lads. Easter Eggs make me shit like fuck.
>>57149268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_ktB5Fc_8I
>>57149264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_ktB5Fc_8I
>>57149257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_ktB5Fc_8I
>>57149250
The thing is I didn't crash it at all, a friend did, and he's paying for it. Going 3 and a half months without a car for something I didn't do, and having to deal with theiving scumbag mechanics is grating me a bit haha
All over today though.
>>57149286
I have Irish genetics in me. Clan O'Neill, you may have heard of us.
>>57149110
insects in general are really interesting
this documentary is really good but I can't find it on Youtube anymore.
this one is good but the subtitles are annoying
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTI1NTIyNjky.html
>>57149268
brilliant. is this oc?
>>57149286
Pls don't summon him
>>57149284
did amer264 ever come?
>>57149313
Tell me about the stargate
me in the everton shirt
bucks on the right
>>57149245
What is this shite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFsHSHE-iJQ
>>57149333
me facing kev
I died and came back to life in 06 , true story
>>57149294
got 8 (You)'s
>>57149245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khTw53g5Xmk
>>57149307
smug cunt
pretentious as fuck
generally for multiculturalism
>thailad will never reply to you
why live?
>>57149361
all me
Post some British cuisine
>>57149334
He was here earlier when I asked for psn buddies
>>57149312
how can you go 3 and a half months without a car? do you work?
>>57149366
example of smug/pretentious post?
>>57149369
I'm just shy because I fancy you tbf
Random fact about me: I am extremely intelligent but also very lazy therefore I usually underachieve
actors who play nonces must get paid a lot for accepting the role
>>57149399
hello everyone on 4chan
>>57149396
What the fuck is that on the right side?
Next time try taking the picture before it comes out of your arse
just got my full time mummy apprenticeship placing
What is the greatest musical live performance of all time?
currently vaping ask me anything
>>57149384
yeah, I said i'd add you when i make a non-doxable psn, realised I sold my copy of battlefield 4 tho
>>57149399
I am even more inteleigent and twise as lazy as
>>57149426
Are you vaping weed or tobacco juice?
>>57149424
so solid crew at the brit awards 2002
>>57149416
>extremely intelligent
>>57149424
We will never know
>>57149452
New
>>57149416
hello
>>57149391
lifts and bus wanker
evens wank
>>57149448
nicotine, vaping weed is shite
>>57149455
that's what everyone on here believes anyway
>>57149468
hi
>>57149473
odds: slice of ham between your arse cheeks
>>57149424
Kanye's cover of Bohemian Rhapsody
>>57149473
rerolling for you
Random fact about me: I am a national syndicalist (Falangist)
>>57149473
do it anyway lad
*bends you to my will*
*pokes and prods you*
*conducts all manner of wicked experiments on you*
hmm, ah yes, very intriguing results
*goes back to reading the FT*
unironically atheist lads
>>57149436
Fug lad
>>57149481
I'm as thick as pig shit and four times as nutritious
didnt see there was a new was sitting in that last thread for like 5 minutes thinking it was proper slow ahaha
>log onto okcupid after about 6 months
>have one message
>they've deleted their profile
in tears at this
>>57149478
MFLB never did anything wrong to me
>>57149522
madman
>>57149522
awww x
>>57149424
I'm a man of fine taste and I like the HMS: Pinafore
>Released on September 9th 2001
is there a more perfect album?
I remember I had to go to five stores before I found one selling it
>>57149502
same
>>57149396
Wouldn't want to be the cunt on the beans side.
Taking the sausages and egg. will negotiate for some shrooms.
>>57149536
I can't use it fast enough to catch a good high unless my tolerance is very low
>>57149502
same, except anarcho syndicalist (chomskyist)
>>57149481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX1n2shqeZk
meh
>>57149522
wouldve loved to see the twatty look on your face
might have another crack at making pancakes lads (have milk this time, and a method)
Random fact about me: I believe the NHS should be privatised
My gf hasn't texted me back in 2 years
Random fact about me: I shot JR (Islamist)
>>57149576
good luck x
>>57149563
egg on pizza is surprisingly good
I make "breakfast pizzas" regularly with scrambled egg on top plus sausage and green onion (in addition to regular pizza stuff like tomato sauce and cheese)
>>57149576
nice, I had hoped for a happy ending to this tale xox
>>57149566
For sho
I usually prefer a body high but when I feel like a cheeky high in public it does the job since I get paranoid af when out and about
Cracking up
pls clap
>>57149639
alri Humpty
>>57149560
Slayer, were over in the 00s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DECp8LKurKs
odds go to bed
evens stay awake an hour then reroll
Cracking down
>>57149639
Aisha > Sara
>>57149576
*takes off glasses and places the left earpiece in my mouth, looks into the distance*
there is always a method to madness
*goes back to smoking my pipe*
>>57149647
need to try his guac recipe
>>57149647
>Commonwealth elections
>fun, lighthearted and full of memes
>American elections
>life and death drama and people beating each other up like its the end of the world.
new meme: instead of saying 'happy birthday' we say 'hazza bazza'
a bit like how Jeremy is jezza
>>57149647
I've missed Jeb terribly :(
>>57149670
no, just fuck off.
I love tequila (song) but I hate tequila (drink).
Am I a hypocrite (disambiguation)?
>>57149659
I agree but releasing on 9/11 was just so perfect for their last decent album
>>57149685
>Commonwealth elections
>mention current year
>be given complete power
>>57149690
get fucked Sara has nothing on Aisha or even Rosy
>>57149670
sara is the cutest and least deranged of the twitter commies
>>57149687
Iazza thinkazza thisazza isazza goodazza ideaazza
>>57149685
I say this every night, every day, every afternoon, and it's so true: Canada is a mess. Canada is a waste. Canada is a big. fat. mess
>>57149700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyl7GP_VMJY
It makes you a man with good taste
>>57149700
Mezcal is muy bueno
*ignores your post*
Right lads, off to start this essay. Probably should've started it before 5am but sure what can you do?
>>57149721
>big. fat
tell me neat facts /brit/
like how French pilots would dip their wings when flying over De Gualles residence as a sign of respect
I think that's neat
>>57149712
Kill yourself, you're beyond help with your utterly shit taste in commiefus.
the variety of people we get that visit /brit/ is pretty astounding
side note: i seriously hope none of you have shitty facebook dp's because i try not to associate with people who do (e.g. just a pic of them from a webcam, a blurry photo that has shit all likes, etc)
in fact now might be a good time to instil a rule that you must have at least 40 likes on your facebook dp to post here.
quick strawpoll on the matter
http://strawpoll.me/7234627
http://strawpoll.me/7234627
http://strawpoll.me/7234627
http://strawpoll.me/7234627
http://strawpoll.me/7234627
>>57149743
French tanks have 13 gears for reverse and none for forward.
>>57149713
>>57149747
you're fucking deranged
>>57149659
I miss good metal.
>>57149743
there's this little island to the east of australia that isn't included on world maps
>>57149747
>>57149712
calm your passions and jam your hype famalam
allow, allow this
this is what the commiefus want
>>57149743
I opened a bottle of sherry tonight
It's fucking shit
>>57149766
>>57149761
shut up
business idea : invite all commiefus to a UKIP meeting, under guise of it being an "underground communist meetup"
>>57149333
posting the other kev I made that day, gotta put myself out there if I want to get hired as a mememan
>>57149775
sherry is a cooking wine you dunce
>>57149765
there still is good metal, you just aren't looking hard enough
>>57149743
Facts about what?
watching night manager lads
VERY tense
@57149763
get out of my sight. genuinely seething at your posts.
>>57149788
Well it's shit
quite a few runts with shit all likes on their DPs
>>57149825
that's because you aren't supposed to drink it, you're supposed to cook with it
>>57149798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Dfo4zDduI
It died with screamo and all that fucking shit you made after..
We had good things, once.
>>57149785
I was the one who requested this :))
some guy finally noticed my lil b name on runescape
*ignores your post*
>>57149785
that walk is one of my favourites in the daytime
>tfw unasked for life advice from your 32 year old m8 at 5am
>>57149847
At 18% apv I'm gonna damn well drink it
I already paid the $5/bottle for it
Ffs
*ignors your poost*
really want to make Aisha (NOT Sara) my perfect little cumslave
have her really gagging for my cock until I drop her out of nowhere
months later she finds out how right wing I am and she writes passive aggressive tweets about it (says my dick was small, I came too quickly, etc.)
then we see each other out in public and she instantly goes back to begging for me to fill her up
>>57149835
what like numbers are considered good?
*ignis do psod/*
>>57149864
mmmm yes very interesting he writes like a guy i knew who turned gay, did meth and then tried to kill both his parents ah yes very interesting
>sherry
>cooking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08ziDo8Luws
Sherry is slang
posting from work lads haha btoh bosses have gone to melbourne and i have nothing to do mama mia haha
>>57149897
ironman numbers wahey ! who tf gets this reference
>>57149907
ye he's not in a good place right now
how did he try and and kill them?
>>57149891
Yes, that's all she's good for and that is exactly what she'd do.
I made a thread but it'll 404 soon
how fucking dare it
>got a date tomorrow on my only day off this week
>just want to stay home and watch anime
Your body turns chemical signals into electrical signals by using the signaling chemical as a ligand to open an ion channel, creating an electrochemical gradient
>>57149921
hahahahaha WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING??
I WANT TO CUT MY FACEEE
>>57149864
>>57149928
sounds like he's about to top himself tbqh
B A S E D
R
U
M
but eminem this your record release party
*trying to manoeuvre my way through you all while holding 3 long island ice teas*
ummmm exsqueeze me????????!?!!!!?!?
>>57149928
knife i think
*eats harmonica to gain its power*
>American flag
everything seems to be in order here
>>57149859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODNxy3YOPU
>>57149860
good taste la, kev be upon ye
>>57149864
we're all gonna make it
Life idea: become a completely different person
>>57149992
for what purpose?
>>57149972
how did i know it would be a yank posting this
>>57149962
This is a joke right
have a stellar dp lined up
nike town?
pssh, I ain't going there
>>57150002
I am a shit person atm
>>57149972
kinda hawt. shame they're black
>>57149766
*islands
doing a poo lads
just did my planks. abs are on fire lads
laying a brick lads
>>57150028
how so? xox
>>57149352
The yank version is such self-important tripe
>post in online community for streaming and watching movies with others
>get ignored
ah yes, this familiar sting
>>57149765
loads of good metal now
better than the Early 2000s when it was all emo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEFZiG_kNLQ
love this
reminds me of the Diablo soundtrack
also these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ksrYXmie84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvWbWsZPxr0
I wish I had the time and money to roadtrip across the US. Maybe I'd even get shot by niggers on the way there during a ghetto safari
>>57150058
Might come and live in NZ, are you full?
>>57149985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk
>>57150062
Just did a poo la. Was steaming was as well. My assemble is burning
*listens to two princes on repeat*
ah yes
>>57150086
bounce is a cutie
>>57149859
if you want thrash then listen to thrash m8
best Thrash album of the century
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_vxUjmXbfk
>>57150075
too many ways to list x
just did 30 pushups
could have done up to 50 but couldn't be arsed
>>57150085
unironically yes in Auckland
the rest of the country is either depressing alcoholism or destroyed by earthquakes so probably avoid
>>57150100
Bounce did nothing wrong.
>>57150105
bet it's silly nonsense things desu x
>Tfw I have two 21 hour layovers in Amsterdam now instead of Istanbul
How do white people feel about black room mates?
>>57150099
Knew a lad who thought listening to music on repeat was weird and off-putting
He was a profoundly repressed young alcoholic who's dream was to be a Republican senator
>>57150116
he humped 2 school boys legs
Just spent £5m on my new spot in London lads
>>57150082
That's not metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg
That's metal
>>57150126
That's... interesting...
thanks for that little insight tho, genuinely x
>>57150112
Ah... alright, won't bother then. Thanks.
>>57150117
nah. doesn't matter anyway x
Alri
>>57150121
stinky, dirty, unless ghetto enough to have swagger charm usually unpleasant
What function does kissing serve?
>>57150139
well now I need to know what's bothering you so much :(
pls x
>>57150149
It's basically a vaccine for cooties
>>57150132
yes it is metal m8
Guns & roses is hard rock at best
also dadrock tier
>>57150126
Ted Cruz?
It's that time again lads
>>57150138
People who go out of their way to form dour judgements on trivial things are usually the easiest to be judged in turn
absolutely and utterly knackered this morning
think i'll spend all day at work thinking about my new gf
just got some water squirted on my hand and have no idea where it came from
>>57150188
i got a little excited, sorry
>>57150178
>double
fat fuck
>>57150127
Merkel says it's a cultural thing and he should stay.
@57150078
it is "old familiar sting" you fucking muppet
>>57150166
He was a huge Glenn Beck fan, probably likes Cruz, haven't spoken to him in years. Polack argie too
>>57150178
Hashbrowns? Good lad
*furiously grips your willy and begin to move my hand up and down in a rapid motion*
problem? :)
>>57150194
apology not accepted
>>57150178
>double AND a hashbrown
fuck off fat billionaire
>>57150132
Quality though. Beautiful shit.
>>57150117
this desu
is it better to have gone on 100 dates and no gf or 0 dates and no gf?
>>57150216
actually a bit turned on and I'm not even bent
>>57150216
yes, that's actually not my willy, it's my engorge clitoris
done a wank
>>57150195
no bully
>>57150207
thank you
>>57150225
0 obviously
>>57150149
meme product of free will that we added to our mating rituals
I have no fucking clue. seems pretty useless
>>57150225
0
100 straight rejections and I'm out of the game
I like both thailads, but the second one is better.
>>57150219
shut it yank
I will unleash pain upon you
Doing a poo again. Those digestives really weren't a good idea
>>57150225
0
fuck getting rejected 100 times.
>>57150225
100 easily
you need to learn how to deal with rejection
>>57150225
100 dates, every pathetic nogf out there can claim they're voluntarily not participating, it shows unusual determination to keep trying after 100 dates
>>57150265
>>57150253
>>57150243
o-o-oh heh
Yeah 0 dates for me
>>57150256
no lewding of the karen pls
>>57150256
you're fucking weird
business idea: throw things at thailads head lol
like big bricks and things
>>57150221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcjN5BNU9CY
Just had some 70% cacao chocolate lads, third eye is positively beaming
>>57150294
lol
>>57150294
what about kisses, friendly wishes and happy thoughts?
>>57150281
>>57150282
if you get 100 rejections in a row it's fucking over for you
I NEVER SLEEP
CAUSE SLEEP IS THE COUSIN OF DEATH
business idea: give thailad head
holy fuck night manager is tense lads
I can feel my blood pressure rising
*shove my big toe into your gob*
well go on then, suck them?
>>57150308
no it isn't
you need to learn perseverance
Business idea: rent out gfs for money
>>57150294
One of them is chill.
J-just stone them all?
>>57150225
100 dates
dates aren't even that bad. you go, get pissed, then assault her mouth with your mouth at the end of the night
>>57150320
no, sort those nails out
*spends time thinking through post*
>>57150322
no I don't I have a gf
Boards in need of gassing in no particular order:
>/b/
>/tv/
>/soc/
>/pol/
>/mlp/
>/mu/
>most of /fit/
>/c/
>/v/
>/x/
business idea: bend bucks over
>>57150320
*sigh*
fiiiine...
just did a particularly messy shit, lads.
third eye has been awoken
>>57150320
*tongue is flayed to shreds*
*bleed out on public toilet*
>>57150295
This is the most beautiful rock song ever created
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94
And favorite of Carl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUzjyzA_H_o
used to LOVE Slough Feg as a kid
they are a bit silly now but still good fantasy metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmSqoc2evd8
>>57150322
lmao do you know how many dates that is
thats a date every 3 days and not getting a gf. that's like minimum 30 girls rejecting you hahahaha at that point, youre absolutely fucked
>>57150341
and /r9k/
how could I forget them
>>57150312
>tfw never been in the NY state of mind
>>57150160
Don't want to sound all annoying and whiny by listing all my problems here but ty x
*rather obnoxiously browses /brit/ on my monitor at work*
>>57150344
delet this
>>57149859
Groot?
>>57150308
It's not necessarily 100 rejections, there are a few potential outcomes to each date
>she rejects
>he rejects
>fuck but no relationship intended
>mutual kind of waffling away
>>57150341
>no /r9k/?
>>57150366
>Boston: More than a Feeling
Alright Dad
just finished making my pancakes lads, now to remove all the evidence that i was cooking so mummy won't use it as an excuse to make me do all the dishes when she gets home
>>57150377
that's fine, but there's at least two people here who are okay with it if you want to xox
>>57150369
pussy
>>57150372
I was born in NY and I still don't know what a NY state of mind is. Dumb song
Is Sigur Ros iodine or calcium for your third eye? On one hand, it's more abstract music that's about getting carried away with the song, on the other it's basic bitch for men.
Is coffee a good laxative?
>>57150385
if a man agrees to a date he's obviously willing to fuck the girl
don't think there's anything a girl could say on a date that would fully turn me off
just bought this lads
>>57150434
how much was he?
>>57150415
bet you got that from Ass creed
>>57150426
not even "im actually a boy"? poofter lmao
>>57150444
its from the uk so 19 pounds
>>57150412
ahhh yes
>>57150444
Kek
>>57150398
I've left her a note, so it's all for naught
>>57150453
What does any of that have to do with Ass Creed?
>tfw you will never tie bucks up like the swan on the flag and keep her as your little cumslut
*flaps directly towards you*
>>57150456
then she wouldn't be a girl anymore
100 dates and no gf is elliot rodger tier
>>57150462
THIS
>>57150337
runt
>>57150456
Is that hourly?
need a qt hipster gf who listens to deathconciousness desu
>>57150472
I looked up the video and people are talking about assassins creed and it bringing them there
>he still frequents /pol/
>Why yes, I do have intercourse with women before marriage. I enjoy heartbreak and letdowns
>>57150341
/b/ is an embarrassment today.
/mu/ certainly.
/tv/ is a tumblr experiment.
/x/ was terrible years ago, then they were the place to ask if you needed shit done. Then bad again and now, idk.
>>57150499
Sounds like I'm not the one who needs to worry about their third eye.
>>57150426
I dunno mate I've walked away from a few dates
Perils of online dating
>>57150486
ummm no mate because i doubt elliot rodger went on dates??????
>>57150504
Gotta get some practice for that divorce pham
I swear a limey can be kinda plain looking, but that accent just does things to me
DANGEROUSLY good album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fawcmkKD6PM
>>57150368
Respect la.
limey is a shit word for a pom
limey doesn't even make sense
>>57150531
I feel the same way about yanks and aussies
>>57150504
what's with yanks and muh virginity
virgin girls can't fuck for shit
>>57150515
it's worse than elliot rodger tier because he didn't go on any
100 and still no gf is absolute melt tier
*third eye pulsates*
>The Oxford Dictionary defines their use as "often derogatory"[7] but after complaints to the Australian Advertising Standards Board regarding five advertisements poking fun at "Poms", the board ruled in 2006 that these words are inoffensive, in part because they are "largely used in playful or affectionate terms".[8] The New Zealand Broadcasting Standards Authority made a similar ruling in 2010.[9] Despite these rulings, the terms are considered offensive and derogatory by many British, regardless of context.
lmao fucking chin it you poms
*kills you*
>>57150426
t. virgin
>>57150565
kek
NEED a Death in June gf
actually had a girl that likes them agree to a date but then she mugged me off
>>57150505
>/x/ - Paranormal
>good for anything
get away from pineal you utterly freakish degenerate
was reading elliot rodgers manifesto earlier. the beginning is rather comfy i must admit
>>57150573
*tries to post "*dies*" but can't because is dead*
>>57150588
*my pineal gland
fuck me
>>57150545
It refers to the Royal Navy and how they would give limes to the sailors so they wouldn't get scurvy, so the men always smelled like citrus
>>57150598
>>57150598
hows that lad
>>57150569
it's a lovely woody word desu
plan for tomorrow morning:
wake up early
shower and brush teeth
hook up my phone to the tv sound system
rock hard
make breakfast and brows 4chan until I have to leave for the city.
>>57150598
Kaczynski is the best manifestocore, oversocialized is a prime addition to the neet dictionary.
>>57150618
just like when he was young and he was traveling lots and just being a kid sounded fun
>>57150601
*leaves lots of evidence behind so is eventually caught and charged with murder, the trial is very short because of all the evidence and the fact that i carved my full name into your torso and am sentenced to life imprisonment*
>>57149209
Nissan fairlady z
http://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20160330/k10010461891000.html
Feels good
>>57150598
thr funniest bit is the party where he reees out at the guys and girls and they throw him off a balcony after he tries to push girls off and then goes back to try and fight them but accidentally goes to the house next door and gets his arse kicked by a completely different group of people
hahahahaha fuck it's like it's from a movie
>>57150598
degen
>>57150615
bit tragic desu
>>57150598
Have very good memories of reading it last summer on my kindle in the garden on a warm day, very drunk, laughing to myself.
Top lad 3bh.
>>57150546
Mmm I didn't think you lads liked our accents
>>57150588
Mate, back in the day when /b/ had teeth nothing got done for trolls. /x/ would tell you what cunts had for breakfast and what type of toothpick a faggot used.
It is known.
>>57150639
*tries to laugh at you from heaven but can't because it's not real*
*tips incorporeal fedora*
>>57150634
>oversocialized is a prime addition to the neet dictionary.
keked because I actually quote from his manifesto a lot and use that irl
>>57150614
yeah all the sailors who visit your mum end up smelling like clitoris so i guess there's a connection there
>>57150658
well I do x
>>57150624
What city m8?
>>57150674
It's perfect, sums up normie, chad, and an iced-over pineal gland in one phrase.
