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reebok classics edition
>Tfw the Wilsh is your cunts best midfielder
3rd for picardia
yeah thats not me :)
>You will NEVER attend a year 4 disco again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYgOlqinH7A
box man in the face with the fob i use to log into my hsbc :)
>>57147193
best meme
we all need a bit more picardy in our lives
>>57147194
>"it ain't me" starts playing
>>57147229
talkin bout banks?
>>57147227
cultural cringe
Will American soccer ever be anything but a meme? I have hope, but it's not easy
>>57147194
act like a wasteman that's not me
state your name cuz (:
>>57147267
they're danish though
>>57147227
would love to see the memelord who put the lyrics up in that video
"OHH EHH WLALLA TINGTANG XD
*waits for it* >_>!"
wanna move to a small churchgoer town near the mountains
>>57147267
ad strawman
Do not fear my tears, my son. I'm very proud of you. Go and fight like a lion
>>57147301
I grew up in a New England town just like that. It was idyllic, let me tell you
>Bennies paid in
>Only £14 when it should have been £250
Ah yes, very impressive. Looking forward to spending hours on the phone with the DWP getting them to explain that.
>>57147270
ill help it reach its potential 2bh
>Norn Iron isn't the best place in the world
Women so traditional that they're good mothers even in their fantasies.
>>57147292
even worse
>>57147068
Jesus la, Didn't even realise.
Good man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJRP3LRcUFg
>>57147290
Sean innit
>>57147227
>again
>>57147227
go away nonce
>>57147270
Since we can't make the fucking Olympics twice in a row we either need to accept the fact it will ways be our WNT to cheer for or start developing a youth system that doesn't push college ball
What did he mean?
https://youtu.be/91-7TWmO1e8
ting tang walla walla bing bang haha xD australian is so cool
>As a rule, anything written past 1950 goes into the trash.
>>57147381
We made it to the World Cup, tho. Did better than England
>>57147342
well actually the song was originally by a yank
>>57147400
including this post
how high are you up maslow's hierarchy of needs?
*oo ee oo ah ahs your walla walla bing bang*
>>57147400
Hunter Thompson into the trash
>>57147068
Dickheads at my uni wear reebok classics with all that 90s shit like tommy hill shirts
HEY EVERYONE I DO PILLS AND LIKE DEEPHOUSE
>>57147429
Underneath it
>>57147411
no idea how it can even get any worse
>>57147429
just about in safety
*picks up copy of 1984*
At last I truly see
*votes UKIP*
>music will never be like this again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcYW_-EjdPo
>>57147334
>ebony
lmao
need a qt aussie bf
could settle for a kiwi though
>>57147475
I'm pretty sure "ebony" is porn-code for WMBF.
>>57147445
really hate everything about australia haha, like you took a concetrated version of everything shite about england and america and then mixed them together
>>57147385
is this cia?
>>57147343
good morning and good post x
>>57147493
yes
>>57147334
>implying it's not older women getting off the idea that young bucks still want them
>>57147406
The game we won yesterday didn't take us to the WC, there's one/two more rounds of qualifying to go through
Our U23's lost yesterday so we're not playing in the Olympics
>>57147488
ting tang
>>57147493
literally this
the codeword for BMWF is "big dick"
>>57147429
blue
>>57147488
same
*sigh*
>>57147505
how do you get off an idea
>>57147166
why did I watch that whole video?
what subway should I get lads?
>>57147541
italian herbs and cheese walla walla bing bang
>>57147497
I think Australia is pretty cool. Their accents are hot, though not as hot as English accents (excepting fishwives)
>>57147497
delete this
>>57147505
>Searching for MILF instead of "young guy"
They're fantasising about being a mother and still being desired.
>posh westerners go to shithole countries on vacation
>freak out when the shithole is a shithole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uX6ItrqsIw
lmao
also
>china
>civilized
On a side note I NEED an Irish gf to impregnate with triplets
>it's a "yanks ruin the thread" episode
WTF I hate america now
>>57147541
haha you want a foot long you slag
ahha
>>57147541
>subway
fonycer
>>57147528
impressive
unless youre colorblind and think blue is purple
>>57147472
>80s music is the new Dadrock
wew
this is good though
http://i.4cdn.org/f/Trumpler.swf
Remember when Eminem wasn't a faggot
>tfw no qt bf
>>57147573
>t. Sex tourist
>>57147166
this is uncannily upbeat considering the subject matter
i like it
its edgy
>>57147573
We're cool, ThaiBrit.
No one is ruining anything yet.
>>57147541
get a publix sub instead
>>57147541
Do you get
>$5 footlongs
down there? Get meatball on jalapeño
>The wolf is the arch type of ravin, the beast waste and desolation. It is still found scattered thinly throughout all the wilder portions of the United States, but has everywhere retreated from the advance of civilization. Of all animals the wolf is the shyest and hardest to slay. Wolves are cunning beasts and will often try to lull their prey into unsuspicion by playing round and cutting capers. Where there are no domestic animals, wolves feed on almost anything from a mouse to an elk. They are redoubted enemies of foxes. They are easily able to overtake them in fair chase, and kill numbers. They prefer to creep on their prey and seize it by a sudden pounce, but, unlike the cougar, they also run it down in fair chase. The wolf is one of the animals which can only be hunted successfully with dogs. Most dogs however do not take at all kindly to the pursuit. A wolf is a terrible fighter. He will decimate a pack of hounds by rabid snaps with his giant jaws while suffering little damage himself; nor are the ordinary big dogs, supposed to be fighting dogs, able to tackle him without special training.
>>57147614
erry day that feel
so is it confirmed thaicunt is a proxy yank
Dont make a bang unless you plan
>>57147566
>though not as hot as English accents
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>57147641
Don't pull tha thang out unless you plan to bang
>>57147603
such a simple instrumental but it works so well
>>57147630
7-10 dollar footlongs depending what you get
so basically 5usd footlongs haha
having a bowl of crunchy nut clusters
patrician's cereal
lower back just kicked into geriatric tier agony out of nowhere
>>57147566
their accent is hot af desu
Hate when I'm having a shit and my dick touches the toilet bowl
there were ten british bombers in the air
there were ten british bombers in the air
there ten british bombers
10 british bombers
10 british bombers in the air
and the luftwaffe from germany didn't shoot any down as they were scattered and as a result thousands of people were incendiary bombed
>>57147655
I said England, not Pakistan 2.0
literally watched both parents die lol
>>57147680
>got to eat all bran because it's the only way I can get fiber
shits like rabbit food, crunchy nut cornflakes and honey nut cheerios are the undisputed GOATs though
2 world wars 1 world cup
>>57147693
Why do you like it? It sounds similar to yours to my Yankee ears
>>57147711
>fiber
>brit
Oh you.
even heskey scored
>>57147694
hate when touches the water
>>57147699
it's just a meme
pls let me civilise your boi pucci
YOU BUY ONE
>>57147698
wow way to fall right into the jews hands
bet you feel kind silly now huh
girl i know from back when we were young matched me on tinder
shes hotter than any girl i could get, so it had me wondering, would she really match just because its funny that we know each other. or would she actually match because shes kind of attracted to me??
We had a decent conversation and she never mentioned only liking me because it was funny
>>57147761
what do you mean?
>limeys don't have worldstar
Lmao
>>57147566
>excepting fishwives
>>57147748
Limey plz
>>57147698
good goy
>>57147745
give me a break, the convenience store had ran out of my favorite chips, gonna have to go to the liquor store instead fml
>>57147744
I honestly don't know what it is, there is just some quality to it that makes me feel all, idk, fluttery inside
love cute chinese girls lads
>>57147786
FOY
>>57147699
>We're Pakistan 2.0
>America is literally Indian land
No wonder you shitpost against us so much.
Muslims are becoming radicalised because we meddled in the middle-east
We deserve to be bombed
>>57147786
Sure son.
Proper biphasic moment you had there.
>dresden bombing never happened
this has to be the craziest conspiracy theory i've heard for a while
>>57147711
Should have downed an Innocent smoothie.
>>57147825
Do you mean 7-11 Indian or Redskin Indian?
>>57147572
god the irish are literally brits in disguise lmao
>>57147775
if she saw you and didnt want to talk to you at all she wouldn't have swiped. its the perfect excuse to talk to a guy.
on at least some level she wanted to talk to you.
how well did you know each other when you were younger?
this one really gets the pineal gland going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaCHBmGWcBc
>>57147843
Very polyphasic post
Made myself a smoothie
Me and wifey bout to make a movie
>>57147760
I see the /tv/ threads have gained the attention of jf.
>>57147572
>Her accent
>Bottom of the ocean boyo! No trees no air!
Spilled red wine on the carpet lads
Mommy is going to be pissed if I don't get the stains out
saw a fat asian ass from behind
opened my third eye a bit more ngl
Can't sleep
>>57147924
>Mommy
FOY
>>57147930
where u at boyo
>>57147936
Oh. Sorry
>>57147572
I'm white but I've been to China before and speak mandarin
holy fuck are people horrid there, honestly the try to screw you over with everything.
only upside was utterly tearing them open when I started yelling at them in Chinese and they start apologizing and getting freaked out.
>>57147924
get some of that carpet stain removal foam shit
>>57147950
Corralejo
>>57147572
well tis alright but
nothin to look at
>>57147572
That accent is fucking disgusting. She from Dublin or some shit? What's with this American accent with a tinge of Irish in it?
Contemplating suicide after wanking to interracial porn again lads
>>57147977
safe one man just gettin the bus now
>>57147937
>Like I would call her mummy
She's not dead lad
>>57147961
>shit
FOY
>>57147632
>It was in the spring of 1875, and Woody and two friends were trapping on the Yellowstone. The Sioux were very bad at the time and had killed many prospectors, hunters, cowboys, and settlers; the whites retaliated whenever they got a chance, but, as always in Indian warfare, the sly, lurking, bloodthirsty savages inflicted much more loss than they suffered. ...
>On reaching camp they started to put out their traps; and when he came back in the evening Woody informed his companions that he had seen a great deal of Indian sign, and that he believed there were Sioux in the neighborhood. His companions both laughed at him, assuring him that they were not Sioux at all but friendly Crow Indians. Suddenly two shots were heard down the river, and in another moment a mounted Indian swept towards the horses. These proved to be but the forerunners of a great war party, for when the sun rose the hills around seemed black with Sioux.
>The hunters could hear the hoarse commands of the chiefs, the war-whoops and the taunts in broken English which some of the warriors hurled at them... After two or three hours of this deadly skirmishing, which resulted in nothing more serious to the whites than in two of them being slightly wounded, the Sioux became disheartened by the loss they were suffering and withdrew.
Trying to remember the last time I felt happy.
>>57147996
yea lol I've noticed that too
when I went to Ireland I literally thought people were Americans and had to ask them if they were.
>>57147996
Maybe she's a plastic paddy who took things a step too far. I see she's fond of makeup, too
>>57148010
disgusting
>>57148005
fug
>>57148010
Finally sick of Irish on white?
>>57147996
From South Dublin most likely. Bunch of cunts.
>>57148015
Nice one bruvva
>>57148010
They want that.
Don't give them the satisfaction.
>>57147981
have you ever actually driven on the m50?
whats on your bucket list lads?
who else /foreverindoubt/ here
>>57148031
Did you go to Dublin only?
>>57148040
Fucking hate all of Dublin. Fucking traitors.
would chop my lil finger off to proove a poiny
>>57147996
d4 scum
>>57148025
No, but she was dead horny with me last night.
>>57147996
definitely not Dublin
>>57148060
have sex with a girl
>>57148005
good to see you posting again lad
>>57148060
>sky dive
>get dom bf
no homo
>>57148060
Get /fit/
Become a vegan
Move out of mum's house
Get a white collar job
Pick up Road biking
>>57148047
Noice one bruvvvaa
>>57147429
Trying to take steps into 3 and 4 at the same time. Have hope for the first time ever though, and I figure being hopeful is a good reason to be optimistic for the future.
>>57148078
It is you East Yank muppet
>>57148062
no all around Ireland
from Belfast to Galway
I sincerely hope I don't wake up. I just want to sleep forever.
>>57148060
Have sex with a big booty black girl and not get shanked for it
>>57148051
I dont drive
Thailad I know where you live
as i get older 18 year old girls seem so fucking young
>>57148103
I said nice one bruvvaaaaa
>>57148060
Roadtrip across burgerland.
>>57148118
he lives in thailand i think
Just got a new dog. Feels breddy noice. Maybe the niggers will keep away (implying there are any in rural New England, but this America after all)
>>57148111
>Belfast sounded American
Why would you bother lying like that lad?
>>57148101
>Become a vegan
>>57147429
2.5 tiers up. No intimate relationships.
>>57148086
go away don't recognise my posts ever again please
>>57148110
no it fucking isnt
>>57148129
Qt
How much he cost
very drunk and life seems so much better than normal if im quite honest
>>57148101
>Get /fit/
>Become a vegan
Well that's a contradiction.
>>57148129
cute pupper lad whats his name
>>57148060
>do lots of sex things
>ket
>the nurburgring
>go to netherlands, czechia and aushwitz
rate lads
>>57148135
I said people in Dublin did you mong
I couldn't even understand people in other parts of the country like Cork
>>57148147
It's a D4 forced accent
>>57148124
Wise choice, friend. The people you'll meet, the places you see, I wish I could do it all again. Assuming you don't get murdered by niggers.
>>57148158
Whatcha drinking lad?
>>57148143
>we eat meat because it's part of our animalistic instinct
>>57148060
>bring about the collapse of the family unit
>force enough immigrants on white countries to breed whites out of existence
>establish a newer world order
>>57148176
its really not
>>57148146
why so tsundere :c
>>57147592
thats not how colour blindness works
>>57148158
yep
thats pretty much the main effect of alcohol. its also the driving force behind alcoholism
>>57148175
You said "When I went to Ireland I literally thought people were Americans"
>>57148175
>Cork
>sounding American
You're taking the piss now lad
deleted my tinder lads
finally free
>>57148178
The only issue I have with that is age.
What age is too too old to do something like that?
>>57148129
qt wee fucking lad.
Noice.
my bucket list is just travelling across america with a few good mates
that way I can be happy and see something before I kill myself
bit wet out
I get triggered every time I hear her name.
>>57148052
why did you delete this x
>>57148175
when i went to america i had to emulate a yank accent otherwise nobody could understand me
>>57148194
the hunt is sacred
nothing brings you closer to souls of all life.
>>57148153
>>57148169
$50 bucks from a friend, gonna name her Riley, I think. She's some kinda Rottweiler-German Sheperd-Retriever mutt
>>57148233
ANNA
N
N
A
>>57148160
Being vegan is part of being a Green party voter
>>57148240
hes not very confident or good looking
>>57148215
download it again faget
>>57148178
>Assuming you don't get murdered by niggers.
but lets face it, he will
>>57148217
age? you're never too old to travel
>>57148212
>>57148210
>literal idiots
you were mentioning people in Dublin sounding like yanks
I said I've been to Ireland and they did
fucking Rajesh learn basic English
>>57148263
it's so saddening.
>>57148257
shes a proper cutie la take her to a dog park so she can get used to being around dogs and will be a nice dogger :D
>>57148280
nah I have a gf now
>it's an "anon needs to go to bed to fix his sleep schedule but is enjoying the thread too much and will regret it when he's asleep at 1:00 tommorrow" episode
>>57148282
one step beyond desu
>>57148257
Rottweiler/lab looks like
t. have a lab
>>57148250
The relationship of a hunter with his hounds is something else.
The lads are an extension of you.
pizza is by far the best food in the world, literally no contest
>>57148197
lā ʾilāha ʾillā-llāh, muḥammadur-rasūlu-llāh, akhi
>>57148296
>not cheating on the gf again lads
cuck
>>57148060
die in the great european revolution
>>57147572
>literally fucking crying remembering some lad spitting on a train
Jesus fucking christ why do I share a country with these spoilt D4 wankstains
kind of enjoy having depression
>>57148263
awww :(
>>57148242
It was the same for me. I tried talking slowly and just repeating the simplest of things. I started repeating the year as slow as I could and for some reason I had cameras and an audience in front of me.
America is a strange place.
>"40 and virgin: Pui Aranya is looking for a husband! Let me get it once before I die."
good billboard
>>57148060
to move up on maslows hierarchy of needs
>>57148283
>Say a thing
>I MEANT A DIFFERENT THING GOD YOU IDIOTS HOW DO YOU NOT GET ENGLISH
Fuck sake leaf, sort yourself out.
>>57148060
>take rents on holiday
>find foreign gf for bilingual babies
>bilingual babies
>road trip cross states
>set up and run a business
>go to every country with "high" or "very high" human development
>tfw no dogger
>>57148283
haha mate i was memeing!!
>>57148217
No age is too old, bucko. Just wrastle some friends, fly to Maine, and prep for a journey of a thousand miles from sea to shining sea. Wasn't joking about nigs tho, keep your peepers wide open.
>>57148223
Jump off the Grand Canyon. Die amazingly.
>>57148323
>the pale
>ireland
wew lad
>>57148325
you know what would cure that? just go traveling. go to austria maybe, or a random gig
>>57148257
A good way to honour his name.
>>57148060
put my willy in a girl with big chebs
heem a leftist
>>57148368
font
>>57148316
eatin' pussy is even better...
>>57148242
>Yank comes over for some exchange thing
>She can't understand a fucking word I say
>Ramp up my Belfast to the point where even she hits me every time I talk
That was way more fun than it had any right to be.
>>57148373
too much sleeve
>>57148281
27 now. I would have to save up at least £6,000 to do it properly from what I have read off others.
>>57148368
dont think anyone would want to travel with me
>>57148298
it's an 'anon replies to a stupid karen poster with another karen' episode
i was the boy in school with the £10 shoes, white socks
>>57148387
yeah fuck off normie cunt
>your future bf could be itt rn
look lively lads
>>57148368
absolute devil you
x
>>57147710
NICE ONE BRUVA
>>57148380
yeah thats a little too fucked up
very kinky
>>57148380
dipsy = me
tinky winky = you
>>57148410
alri
>>57148352
oh shit yeah
>dogger
rip old dogger :( will be missed
>>57148387
its acually not particularly nice
>Desperate to have someone to love and take care of
>Desperation is unattractive
>The longer I'm single the more desperate I get
>The more desperate I get the more unattractive I appear
>>57148323
shes not a D4 though
>>57148400
oh poo, are the other greater london?
>>57148257
A yank posting a pup on /brit/ and calling her Riley.
Well, thats pottery for old lads who remember.
I miss Riley, that dusty jacketed rogue.
>>57148421
tfw forgotten what teletub is which
>>57148406
same mate, grew up poor as fuck.
dont really care if im honest
>>57148358
What are the laws with foreigners in regards to weapons there?
Can a tourist buy and carry pepper spray?
reminder that if you don't listen to metal you are literally not white
>>57148444
you sound like you'd be better as a sub tbqh
>>57148453
poe is the red one
>>57148449
She is you ponce fool
>>57148453
dipsy is the blackfaced on with a willy on his head
>>57148258
Delete this
>>57148368
Lol why are you so butthurt? I actually didn't feel depressed in Austria, came back now though
>>57148395
http://www.amazon.com/Vagabonding-Uncommon-Guide-Long-Term-Travel/dp/0812992180
heard this book is really good and deals with doing these types of things.
im sure you could pirate it somewhere and skim through it to see if anything interests you.
>>57148325
it's comfy i know what you mean.
>>57148404
>it's a "you ignore my post which was for you and reply to the general post instead" episode
trainers in my house that i aint wore since obama won the election
>>57148486
I thought I was replying to the lad who was butthurt with you, was trying to do a joke desu
>>57148449
t. lucan
>>57148344
*phones the number*
could heem anyone itt no effort
>>57148478
What?
>>57148450
what
the other one is a good looking normie with 4 gfs, don't think he even acknowledges I exist
>>57148368
fuck me what a great post haha
Its 4am on a thursday what the fuck am i doing with my life edition.
>>57148176
it sounds more southern accent, munster
who the fuck is karen
literally cut myself in
>>57148483
shes not. a D4 accent does not sound like that m8
>>57148517
You see the weather?
Later in the year it'll do this everyday and worse for a few weeks.
>>57148521
you look hard enough x
>>57148534
maisie
>>57148521
got a big mate who wants a word
>>57148486
yeah, why is he so buthurt ¬.¬
>>57148523
>>Desperate to have someone to love and take care of
you sound like you'd be better under someone rather than be the one doing the taking care of
>>57148527
okay maybe it wasn't even greater london that was getting steamed earlier
i don't know what's going on any more, wish i hadn't even done the post
kms
>>57148537
Absolutely not you spastic
>>57148470
Oh yeah, any moron 18+ years old can buy pepper spray. Depending on the state you could prolly get a gun pretty easy, too.
>>57148521
*unsheathes katana*
back off
ur my mates
>>57148613
ur mine x
>>57148498
HIGHLY approve of this post
>>57148545
this is karen DESS
>>57148551
not been outside yet, is it boiling?
>>57148563
sen him mi way
>>57148579
im quite sure it was lad don't put yourself down that was honestly the best post i've read today
/brit/ 5 a side league 2bh
>>57148613
ur not mine x
the most important supplement i take is sardines
a nutritional powerhouse if there ever was one
>>57148349
I assumed basic context would be enough
>go to shops
>buy some biscuits, protein shake , and coke
>go in self serve and pay
>walking out the beeper goes off
>cute employee chick comes check it out
>"don't worry it does that a lot, enjoy your day"
>y-you too
>oh you forgot your change
>oh yeah sorry
>she stares at me wondering why I said sorry
>leave awkwardly
Wew lads,
>>57148574
I don't want that and in any case no woman will take care of a man like that, they all want to be taken care of.
>No animal of the chase is so difficult to kill by fair still-hunting as the cougar. Iit is itself a more skilful still-hunter than any human rival. It prefers to move abroad by night or at dusk; and in the daytime usually lies hid in some cave or tangled thicket where it is absolutely impossible even to stumble on it by chance. It is a beast of stealth and rapine; its great, velvet paws never make a sound, and it is always on the watch whether for prey or for enemies, while it rarely leaves shelter even when it thinks itself safe.
>I have seen a wild cougar alive but twice, and both times by chance. On the other occasion luck befriended me. I was with a pack train in the Rockies, and one day, feeling lazy, and as we had no meat in camp, I determined to try for deer by lying in wait beside a recently travelled game trail. The spot I chose was a steep, pine-clad slope leading down to a little mountain lake. I hid behind a breastwork of rotten logs, with a few young evergreens in front--an excellent ambush. A broad game trail slanted down the hill directly past me. I lay perfectly quiet for about an hour, listening to the murmur of the pine forests, and the occasional call of a jay or woodpecker, and gazing eagerly along the trail in the waning light of the late afternoon. Suddenly, without noise or warning of any kind, a cougar stood in the trail before me. The unlooked-for and unheralded approach of the beast was fairly ghost-like. With its head lower than its shoulders, and its long tail twitching, it slouched down the path, treading as softly as a kitten. I waited until it had passed and then fired into the short ribs, the bullet ranging forward. Throwing its tail up in the air, and giving a bound, the cougar galloped off over a slight ridge. But it did not go far; within a hundred yards I found it stretched on its side, its jaws still working convulsively.
>tfw you could buy and entire holiday resort with a hench pool in south america for the same price as a house where i live
>eatin' pussy is even better...
>>57148656
>Say a thing
>Mean a different thing
>It's everyone else's fault
might just go to a busy shopping centre and watch people the whole day
Finally going to pick my car up in a few hours. Taken the cunts 3 and a half months to fix it. Absolute piss take. Half tempted to write them a cheque and then cancel it when I get home.
>>57148605
Guns are perfectly legal here too, but there's barely any gun culture, never heard of a mass shooting, nobody really talks about them. Why are yanks so obsessed?
>>57148622
How have you not noticed the massive monsoon outside? It's is/was absolutely pisssing it down.
>>57148629
i got you homie
i'll play left back
leftback in the dressing room haha
>>57148657
ask her on a date lad
ain't nuthin' but the blues
>>57148400
Want to go to Berlin with me next week for £44?
>>57148631
honestly I'm a little bit intimidated when I see a REALLY fat lad
not so much if he;s short but a tall guy who's also massively fat is a little scary.
>>57148627
Damn you look like Dracula
>>57148631
haha
looks exactly like me too
>>57148521
"cav empt" what does that translate into? "im a fucking bellend?"
cant be arsed with april fools day
>>57148662
maybe you could find a lad then?
>>57148684
What the fuck takes 3 and a half months to fix? Are you some kind of moron?
>>57148588
def more that than dublin
did you even listen to her?
>>57148723
let the buyer beware that someone may have stolen some letters from your jumper
>>57148732
I like to be a cunt and be unusually nice then say "April Fools!"
>>57148686
tbqh It's probably cause you have no niggers
>>57147572
>Goes to China
>Doesn't expect backwards peasants who are retarded the way only people who've been fucked over for literally centuries can be
Why are girls so thick?
>>57148736
Not quite that desperate yet but thanks for the offer
i come from a long line of learn ed doctors
>>57148764
average lad after 2 weeks of SS+GOMAD
>>57148738
The engine needed new spark plugs apparently. I'm not sure if that's a big deal or not but 3 and a half months is taking the piss regardless.
>>57148690
Planning on it, I'll send her a love note, she'll never expect it
>people that complain about being depressed
Just go take drugs, or go to a rave, or travel cheaply. Fucking hell there are loads of things
Go to a club and dance with a girl for fucks sake. Just get out there
>>57148695
does it make you hard?
>>57148811
I already did that one. Get your own material.
>>57148764
he looks like he;s strong as well though
I mean REALLY fat guy
>>57148807
>Not a mixtape
It's like you want to be a virgin for life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A
if this doesn't give you chills then you're probably a tory
>>57148764
Kinda impressive.
>>57148823
epic bait. nearly replied
>>57148773
;w;
worth a try
>>57148825
bet there's treasure buried under there
>>57148827
Rasheed
>>57148764
god damnnnn
dat boy know kung fu
>>57148767
Ah yes, very progressive.
>>57148802
I'm no expert, but I'm fairly certain they could of done that in an hour or less
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2lPAUBk2ek
Anyone want to go to Berlin next week for £44?
>>57148802
What the fuck? What kind of car is it? On most cars this job takes less than an hour and costs about a hundred quid. You're making stuff up aren't you?
literally am a tory boy
>>57148738
The mechanic took that long to fix it, I don't have time to work on my car, I work. That being said, I took it to the mechanic because I thought it would be quicker, but I actually probably could have done it myself in a few weekends.
They removed the bumper, right wing, bonnet, radiator, and put in replacements, then took it to get sprayed, at least that's what they were supposed to do. He kept telling me he was having trouble getting the parts second hand, so after three weeks of telling me that, I went online and found them all, had them delievered to him, took me an afternoon to do that. Then it took them a further three months to fit the parts, they didn't evern spray it, had to take that to get done myself.
Mechanics are such worthless con merchant cunts. I have yet to find an honest mechanic anywhere, and I must have met hundreds of the cunts.
>no april fool's in spain really
i may get up to some tricks
>>57148853
Pardon? What the fuck is Rasheed about holding a tape recorder up to the radio when love songs come on and recording them in a random order before giving them to a girl secretly?
>>57148764
>>57148764
Good lord what a big boot. Bodies everywhere
i am a female woman
>>57148828
Baba Yetu is the ultimate lefty propaganda, you listen to those dulcet tones and it makes you believe all men have a kindred spirit and if not for "borders and shit" we could all be brothers
Business idea: go on crusade
>>57148874
>>57148869
im not even that poster
>falling for absolute dog shit bait
noticed thailiad does this on a regular basis
>>57148887
That's mean. My dad is a mechanic. But yeah I don't think I've ever seen him treat a customer completely fairly. He lies on his taxes, too
>>57148686
There was a monsoon? What time? Should I bring an umbrella with me when I go outside?
have got an extremely deep, bassy voice
wonder if I could use it somehow
thailad would you let me and a mate suck you off when we go there on holiday
New bread time again.
It won't be ThaiBritlad, he doesn't make new bread. Well, there's like 4 of them I think.
The Spaniard did well this round.
why brits always put their leg up when telling jokes?
>>57148887
Well what the fuck did you take it to the mechanic for in the first place? Why are they spraying paint? I have literally no idea what the fuck you're on about
>>57148926
>There was a monsoon?
Yes
>What time?
Last time I looked outside was 30 minutes ago, was still on going then, could still be now.
>Should I bring an umbrella with me when I go outside?
If it's still raining, yes
>>57148953
no.
>>57148869
>could of
>>57148936
vocaroo
>>57148890
every day is april fools when you have el hormiguero xD!!
Is Amer264 still around?
>>57148913
*invests in Christ*
>>57149003
yeah I'm here
>>57148914
That's a bit retarded
Anon, it's 4 in the morning, why on Earth are you still browsing?
>>57148989
Literally impossible to stop
>>57149013
best R.O.I you'll ever get, bruv
>>57149020
How do I know it's really you?
>>57148989
That's not the eloquent lad from the other night on vocaroo.
One of his minions no doubt.
>>57148920
>>57149027
it was genius lads come on
>>57148923
They literally all do it, it seems to be universal. They charge ludicrous prices for labout, like £40 an hour, and they always add on time. Most of them get away with it by trying to act like they;re your mate, saying if you pay cash, I wont charge you VAT, which means you don't get an itemised bill.
hey always take forever to do the job always lie about progress, often add shit on to the bill. For what? Most of it is barely skilled work and could be done by almost anyone
>>57148250
except you don't hunt, you eat shitty processed meat that was grown in environmentally irresponsible farms
>>57148936
Bore someone to death
>>57149060
tell the murderer to fuck off
>>57148980
It was smashed. Entire front end was wrecked
did you lads know supernatural's still on tv? amazing
>>57147068
fresh kicks
>>57149051
i think the answer to this quandary is to have a mechanic friend/friend of a friend
>>57149030
Just got to do one more wank
only fools and horses is better than the office
dya reckon we could use the IRA to terrorise the terrorists
always been fascinated by ants 2bh, they're really interesting creatures......
(please do not fedora this post. thanks)
>>57149051
take it to an official car manufacturer mechanic and not some dodgy luton backstreet shithole
>always been fascinated by ants 2bh, they're really interesting creatures......
>>57149110
i feel the same way about spiders
>>57149048
>>57149048
I'll give you that then
hahahahaha
>>57149080
So then why didn't you just claim on the insurance and save yourself the hassle? Did you think a garage could fix a wrecked car in a week or two?
>>57148823
baited so easily
>>57149051
desu a mechanics value is mostly in diagnosing. Any moron can do labour, but that moron probably can't tell an alternator from a catalytic converter, and will probably fuck something up if he tries it himself
just had a wank over snapchat
>>57149136
I have the comedian's guild on standby lad, get ready for my 4000 lawyers to descend on you
>>57149138
Why did I spell labor like that? I'm not even British
>>57149113
Do you own a car, mate? Official manufacturer mechanics are even worse. You get charged £100 to 'diagnose the fault', literally a tonne just to tell you what's wrong with it. I take it to manufaturer for the service, and you are literally paying for the stamp in the manual, a service that would ordinarilly be like £80 ends up being £200.
>that one guy who demanded a new thread and there still isn't a new thread
LOLing...not so high and mighty now are we?
scraping around 400 websites
*pats side of 'the rig'*
yeah it puts her to the test but she's been good to me, and she has some juice left in her
>playing halo
>people talking on mics
fucking lol. nerd
going to post "karen" in the new thread and then go to sleep, hopefully before the birdcucks start up
best thing about the clocks going forward is that they start up later
>>57149060
except I don't
I hunt every season and buy my meat from the butcher who gets it from "organic" farms
you eat mass produced nutrient free veggies packed with pesticides and starch
>>57149143
it is a sexy ghost
>>57149125
3 isn't a lot. I've made way more than that and I'm not even an attention seeking tripfag like you
>Oli Reed
>Richard Burton
>Orson Welles
>Ernest Hemmingway
>Johnny Cash
>Lemmy
Why are all these based people alcoholics? Gonna become an alcoholic
>>57149180
medal's in the post m8, until it arrives please feel free to pat yourself on the back.
>>57149171
fuck off murderer
>>57149180
this
>>57149181
>alcoholic
pleb tier addiction
have been on /brit/ for 2 years and I've never made a /brit/ thread
>>57149181
Lemmy only deserves to be there if you've listened to Hawkwind.
>>57149181
Same
>>57149210
theres still time
>>57149208
harmonicas are the best addiction
*gets up on the stage with the mic. i'm wearing a black shirt and blue jeans*
*i unenthusiastically start my routine*
thank you /brit/ it's wonderful to be here in sunny britain
*pauses for laughter which promptly ensues*
ha yeah no but really it's great. i love you brits you've all got this ... *comedy routine continues for the next 30 minutes*
>>57149131
yeah good one mate. clearly you don't know how insurance works
lose my no claims bonus, put my premium up hundreds of pounds a year for at least five years, and get blacklisted from cheap insurers for five years. Also, pay a £300 excess, all to get abut £700 worth of parts.
>>57149210
i once made a thread and nobody posted in it and they called me a faggot even though my thread was made first and posted in the thread first and since then ive never made a new
>>57149210
You might still make it, as the based Spaniard has mentioned.
>>57149181
for every "based" alcoholics, there's about 500,000 alcoholics passed out somewhere in the pig pen
>>57149160
you crashed ur car m8 get over it
>>57149236
Kekd out loud
>>57149110
insects in general are really interesting
this documentary is really good but I can't find it on Youtube anymore
this one is good but the subtitles are annoying
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTI1NTIyNjky.html
>>57149181
Those men would have been quality without alcohol, it just so happens that impulsive, passionate men are prone to addiction. Ernest was a commie anyways.
>>57149153
Why do comedians need a guild? Fucking pack of unfunny parasites. You want real comedy, go watch some apes get lit up by the cops
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