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depressing edition
just found out that in the 1940s germany send a load of jews to camps and killed them all
Cum in my arse
>>57145205
turned out madagascar didn't want them
Maisie
nice
>>57145162
And tell me that you love me
is a slag
>tfw you will always be proud proud to be British
there's a lot of banging about upstairs
i love how that racist couldn't reply to me other than
>HURRRR LISICKI.
I bought my girlfriend a chocolate pepe
'Cause she seems to be at the end of her repe
Italian candy with SWISS chocolate flavour
Such a delicious, delicious way
To save her
Chocolate pepe
>>57145272
Shut up twat and fuck off
So much injustice in the world, lads
pointing the muslamic ray guns at lisickis house
>>57145213
alri lad, go on then bend over x
>>57145295
What are you doing to set things right?
lisicki is literally the textbook uni student
come in normal, come out a marxist SJW who wants to kill all whites in concentration camps
I love jews
>>57145249
I'm a taig. The fact that both sides of the communist are so fierce and steadfast in their beliefs is what makes me think we could be great if we gave ourselves the chance to be. We're all so fucking determined. The only problem is we're all so fucking determined to piss each other off, instead of do something constructive.
>>57145323
This is what happens when you do humanities
alright, tomorrow i change. you heard it here first folks, i'm a new man.
>>57145205
Shocking, I know
>>57145360
tomorrow thursday or tomorrow friday
>mum tells me to wash dishes
>tell her i cant be arsed
>she asks what that even means
>i tell her FOY
>she says why are you talking like this?
>I tell her to make me a bacon butty
>she asks what that is and what is wrong with me
>tell her i dont respect thick birds like her
>she leaves confused
>yell out to corridor about how she can't handle the banter
>sends my dad in to talk to me
>I call him a cuck and ask him how it feels to be speaking to his wife's son this way
>he slaps me and I cry
>tell him I was just taking the piss
>he looks confused and asks if the piss bottles are back
>stammer back no
> then utter under my breath, ill fuckin glass you next time mate
>he shakes head in disappointment and walks out
>>57145334
>of the communist
*Community
Fuck sake. I'm knackered and I still have an essay to write. Can't even write 4chan posts for fuck sake.
>>57145384
tomorrow thursday
i need a sleep first of course
karen
trying to learn the citric acid cycle, cell signaling and how mitochondria work in 2 days what am i like
>>57145346
stop role playing you spic cunt there's relevant generals for you
>>57145425
It just works
is a slag
I guarantee that lisicki has held a minimum of 3 palestinian flags during his time at uni
>>57145435
>>57145425
it's pretty easy to memorize lads you just take the food and then it turns into energy
gonna get fish and chips for lunch lads haha
>>57145438
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
>>57145477
good lid
>>57145477
i never had fish and chips
is it good
I DIDNT NOTICE THERE WAS A NEW FUCKING THREAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOw62EREnCg
my theme song
>>57145466
Love how people talk about Israels atrocities but never Palestines
>>57145425
it's full on but easily possible. I know a guy who took his anatomy textbook out of the plastic two days before the semester comprehensive final and got like 80% hahaha
>>57145508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMCTyP8H3Yk
mine
>>57145507
I now remember sigur ros
>>57145392
kys
wtf do australians even eat
dropped half of my dinner on the floor but like
it was such a nice dinner that i couldnt put it to waste so im eating it off the floor
(this wouldn't normally be a big deal but the floor next to my computer is filthy. i might get a disease)
>>57145513
i can never tell if you're ironically or unironically being a paki
reddit flag world is insanely confusing
>>57145538
meat pies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha2lwrTc4Ag
who /fifa12/ here?
>>57145508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF4azs25kUw
mine
>>57145538
vegemite
>>57145434
We decided to allow non /brit/ lads into /brit/ years ago.
Who the fuck are you?
lol taking liberties you cunt. You've been away too long son.
>>57145538
kangaroo meat and chips
>>57145538
ya mum's box
>>57145392
really good post
>>57145205
>actually believing this
The Jews were used as slave labour, just like all the other factions used slaves. The Jews at the end of the war were like that because of starvation and disease, mainly caused by Allied bombing. The Holohoax is one of the greatest myths in history. No one can prove six million died.
>>57145434
I'm British you sheep shagging fuck
>>57145538
cock
Has anyone noticed the decline of black women in porn lately? Haven't seen a new one on the scene in ages. Anyone have one to recommend?
>>57145508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
mine
>>57145546
what was the dinner?
>>57145538
sissy brit bois
Cant even possibly imagine being a yank. Must be terrible
>>57145392
haha nice
i'm what you call a frequent flyer
>>57145606
check out this fucking loser can't even handle the banter can you ya cockmuncher
>>57145508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE
Mine.
>>57145538
Literally the same thing as Brit's and Americans , plus Greek
Holocaust deniers really making it hard to be a normal far right racist in this day and age.
>>57145632
was going to be my follow up joke but nice
his heart just isnt in it anymore, do us all a favour and do something you enjoy instead lad
going to bed now.
i feel like /brit/ don't understand me anymore.
>>57145606
>ywn wear autism nb's with basketball shorts and praise your irish herritage
>>57145538
Vegemite sandwhiches.
nearly a year unemployed now lads
family are getting worried
>>57145606
its really great desu
I think God hates me
57145663
yes fuck off and wave your palestinian flag you marxist twat
go and suck off lenin you shit cunt
>>57145639
>that glorious feel when UKIP purge the extreme right and have made it socially acceptable to support them
rnhwucl
>>57145679
ktf
>>57145505
yeah m8 VERY good
>>57145679
8 months here bro.
>>57145603
big chunk of lamb and some sauteed brussel sprouts and garlic
>>57145592
skin diamond homie
>>57145583
they probably werent gassed en masse and probably less than 6 mil died but they were still sent to camps and worked to death and executed
>>57145639
Prove six million died. It's statistically not possible given the amount of Jews in Europe at the time.
>>57145679
hi, me in a few months ( ᐛ )و
Check out take some crime on youtube folks
>>57145505
pretty mediocre iah
>>57145679
Over 3 years now.
I decided that i wont go outside today but tomorrow after work i will go outside
>>57145695
it's sad that having common sense immigration policy is considered extreme 2bh
>>57145731
how
I hate myself so much.
>>57145731
parents taught me they gassed everyone with brown eyes and dark hair 2bh
>>57145730
And yet the Soviets did the exact same thing, to their own people, on a much larger scale yet no one bats an eyelid.
>>57145505
is big dilma getting kicked out any time soon?
>>57145731
prove why it isnt possible
would be really nice to be socially validated lads
it would help my self esteem tremendously
>>57145592
jasmine webb has a stupid weave but her niglips look really nice on a willy tbqh
>>57145764
Love you friend
>>57145632
Were good live.
The Scot band who did the Sopranos theme were good too.
Main group was mediocre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIIxlgcuQRU
>>57145679
Working feels great, but I dropped out of college to work a tad above minimum wage job
>>57145790
hi, friend ( ᐛ )و
>>57145760
http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/?p=85432
Took like 2 seconds to google mate
>>57145797
are you the new south wales cunt who used to hang around that shite /int/ chatroom
was a bit of a rorke until i started matching with black girls on tinder, theyre well up for it haha
>>57145797
man that's aesthetic.
i've seen some weird arseholes in my time.
>oy vey goy remember the six gorillion
Leave my realm you bluepilled children
57145798
No you don't, fuck off.
>>57145784
Had pretty fucked body issues for a while but now I just can't get one because you need experience to get a job but need a job to get experience and so on.
>>57145836
that's a guy
>>57145679
>wanting to be a wagecuck
>>57145695
>>57145754
>tfw if you want stronger immigration laws then you're lumped in with literal skinheads who cave random non-whites heads in
Surreal desu
>>57145797
is that a girl with a willy :3
>>57145832
Fucking love black girls, probably wouldn't have a kid with one though, I don't think I could handle having a black son.
>>57145784
same
also i believed the "do whatever subject you like most" meme and took film, history and philosophy at a-level so no places will hire me
>>57145397
Fair enough.
Loyalists hate us. They'll never get it.
>>57145870
what happened to the other new south wales cunt
and stop being bent
>>57145815
h-hey...
*stares at floor and fidgets a bit*
>>57145866
???? UKIP want stronger immigration laws and they re fairly socially acceptable at this point
>>57145777
>b-but stalin!
Off to lose my virginity in Amsterdam next week lads
>>57145836
bent cunt
>>57145730
nowhere near 6 million died, in fact the figure 6 million was predicted before the holocaust even happened, the jews were planning it from the start
just did a diarrhoea
>>57145901
Dont do it stay pure
>>57145880
Republicans hate us. They'll never get it.
>>57145901
sounds like fun
I would gas everyone who has been a NEET for over a year. Sorry but you're a worse drain than pakis, at least some of them open shops or become doctors.
>>57145896
>they re fairly socially acceptable at this point
ahh yes
just as socially acceptable as hitler alri
>>57145858
>>57145904
Ahh yes, the man who came to power after writing a book about hating jews
reckon its unlikely he killed any jew tho
Can we stop with the gay posting thanks
>>57145870
too much hair gel
>>57145901
you'll get blown up by a terrorist
>>57145931
my goal body right there
i hope i can be similar to that in a few years
my future gf would appreciate it
>>57145888
( ᐛ ) how's it going?
*respects your personal space*
>>57145730
America used internment camps during the war too. Don't even start on the Soviets. The strategic bombing was nothing short of genocide at points. Both sides committed heinous crimes, both side suffered heinous crimes. I'm sick to death of bowing down to der Juden over muh shoah.
>>57145970
bigot
>>57145957
bollocks
>>57145896
Except it's not though
>>57145948
What's your great addition to Bongland lad?
Hint: If you're a wageslave, you're barely a step above NEETs.
>>57145931
Got any cute pictures of guys asleep together so I can imagine one of them is me?
>>57145836
hahahaha lisicki likes mens bumholes
>>57145948
are neets societal drains if they're mostly just a drain on their parents?
and they can't really be worse than pakis unless they start doing various crimes such as raping kids/women and smelling weird
>>57145912
>>57145983
what about generalplan ost
>>57145948
fuck off ableist
this love is taking its toll on me
>>57145392
LOL that's fkn funny
>>57145988
Dunno if you have noticed mate but this is a sfw board meaning NO buttholes
Thanks
>>57145392
hahahah holy shit dude nice
>>57146024
Forgot about that
>>57145983
>heinous crimes
Pic related, inside a Japanese internment camp
>>57146003
ahh yes very impressive, one person with a spray paint can = what is socially acceptable
oh wait, conservative posters get the same treatment? surely not!
>>57145392
well i enjoyed it :3
>>57145983
>no one realizes America and Britain had the worst camps
>no one talks about how Japs did worse things to their own people than anyone at the time
>>57145927
If only you were a NI Loyalist.
You're just a English Brit who knows nothing.
We could be something. We struck fear in the hearts of each other.
We are the last bastion of Christendom, together.
Our powers combined, Captain NI!
Australian """humor"""
>>57145205
I don't know why we don't praise Germany more for this.
>>57145948
gas everyone over 70 2bh
>>57146065
Pic related, Pyongyang
>>57145392
this rules!
>>57146085
so is that like... a joke?
fucking normies
Browsing brit in the uni computer lab was a mistake lads
Girl in my group project must think I'm a bent cunt now haha
>>57145948
>MUH CORNER SHOPS MUH DOCTORS
fuck off
>>57146094
>the literal palestine supporting """"irish"""" again
ahhhhhhhhhhh yes has your visa not expired yet
>>57146082
Told you before, I'm a fenian. I'm pointing out that you're doing the exact thing that you profess to hate. You're falling for the "us vs them" tribalism and propagating it with your own "They hate us. They're wrong." kinds of statements. There will be no Captain NI unless everyone cuts that shit out.
listening to normie music and enjoying it haha
How 2 forget problems?
You lads ever met up irl with someone from 4chan?
It's fucking 2016. If you still smoke cigarettes you're a degenerate
>>57146142
normies have good lives. im starting to trust them more
>>57146153
no
haven't the courage
australian girls have fucking awful personalities lmaooo
seen a lad browsing /brit/ in the computer lab
was pretty cute
>>57146144
benzodiazepines
>>57146144
By becoming engaged in active self improvement
then you won't have problems anymore mate haha
>>57146109
You have never been in an all out world war
guess I scared the poor blighter off ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ *leaves*
>>57146144
You could try lobotomy
>>57146137
t. Thomas Disraeli
only had 1 gf. am i ugly?
IN THE CIIIIITY
CITY OF COMPTON
>tfw you and the boys will never kick seven shades of shite out of some arrogant yank GIs
>>57146212
dunno
that lad isn't
It's fucking 2016. If you don't smoke weed your a fucking loser lmao
>>57146162
melt haha
I bought weed from someone of soc
met up with someone at my uni who I met in an r9k chatroom
we smoked weed together back at the halls and then he never spoke to me again haha
vardy
>>57146220
Don't fancy taking on some big strong yanks desu
Only the fat or skinny ones.
weed is by far the most plebian drug
>>57146094
to be fair, if i were the owner of a building i'd probably rarely ever set foot in that building. and my kids wouldn't either.
we'd be too busy being billionaires doing ultra wealthy people things rather than hanging out in some shitty building on a tuesday morning
>tfw will never look like this lad
>>57146212
>>57146233
thats me :3
>>57146108
if my best friend converted to islam i'd refuse to be associated with him
>>57146239
chat shit, get ....?
Might write a suicide note as a form of therapy and in case I ever actually choose to go through with it. Any tips on what to include?
>>57146153
One of my best friends I met through /fa/
I went to Austria to meet with a top lad who posts on /brit/
Also went to a Death Grips concert with some guys from /mu/
>>57146142
what songs la?
was listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErJimwom94 & https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSdcG1e9APE earlier
>>57146138
I'm offering a hand of friendship to lads I know will never accept it.
We are animals to them.
>weed? I'm more of a psychonaut personally
>I consider myself a patrician of drugs
>>57146249
>calls someone a pleb
>spells it ""plebian""
on the cross plebeian
>>57146212
you're extremely qt desu
>>57146069
Mate literally everyone thinks UKIP is racist cos they want tighter immigration
>>57146211
The only decent ones here are Ba'athist Syria and Russia
>>57146244
>tfw not having a pint, chain smoking and talking shit with the britlads
>>57146249
coke imo
>>57146212
He's very cute - nice lips, hair and eyes. Would bf.
>>57146157
yeah they have the best lives
imagine being raised properly, educated properly, and socialized properly
life on easy mode
>>57146275
fuck off literal normie
People thinking only blacks can rap is pure "cultural cringe"
>>57146153
oddly enough, no
even though I met one who lives literally like a 20 minute walk from me
>>57146285
There you go again propagating the "us vs them" tribalism.
>>57146270
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1173808-elliot-rodger-manifesto.html
Heres something for you to possibly refer to while writing it
Am I sexy lads?
pic related its me
>>57146323
So is people listening to rap
>>57146212
hate this look
>long hair
gay
>>57146191
this
and even if you do run into problems you'll have a grander picture in mind that will allow you to reflect on your problems in a more positive light
>>57146153
my wife
>>57146153
nearly but i got scared and backed out
>>57146253
nice x
>>57146238
sure I could have some fun with some lads from here if I wasn't such a sperg
>I fall for shit bait
>>57146249
charles by far.
>>57146348
no, weak jawline, you look like the bad guy from the new star wars
>So is people listening to rap
>>57146212
youre attractive and could get a good gf if you play your cards right
(also nice hair, i want to go for a similar style)
When will it stop?
>>57146365
He's not human
>The term cultural cringe is most commonly used in Australia, where it is believed by some to be a fact of Australian cultural life.
>>57146409
He just has a touch of the 'tism
>>57146365
thats such an odd stance
>I fill my eardrums with fast-talking mushmush
>>57146421
delete this
Why are Canadians so culturally cringeworthy?
im not being funny but its the jews
>>57146266
arry kane
if man are talking too much shit i turn the iphone off
>>57146327
You go into Rathcool or Monkstown and tell the lads that pull up next to you asking you if you're lost how you're not into us vs them.
Or east Belfast.
Report back results.
>hurr dur i fall for shit bait hoity toity duurrrrrrr
>>57146320
I'm not. I just had enough of staying in all the time. In life a person only has 2 choices to choose from. To do or not to do. That's it.
dubs and i wank
>>57146481
reroll for you
>In life a person only has 2 choices to choose from. To do or not to do. That's it.
I love playing with my willy when it's semi-erect. Nice and big yet really squishy and soft. I always slap it against my tummy =]
>>57146456
fuckin canadians
>>57146474
ahh yes
>im an awkward poor twat that is afraid to speak to people
>BUT I GO TRAVELLING AROUND THE WORLD AND GO TO CONCERTS AND SHIT WITH RANDOM PEOPLE FROM THE INTERNET LMAO
gas your fucking self normie cunt
>>57146468
>Other people do it so I should too, that definitely won't exacerbate the problem
Still not catching on here lad?
>>57146481
just wank anyway
fuck the law
>>57146456
cant exactly blame them for falling to consumerism and getting fat, theyre victims of the jews. apart from that looks like a healthy white family.
>>57146456
isn't that honey boo boo on the left?
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ Draw me like one of your french girls
its all more complicated than everyone on 4chan pretends it is
>>57146496
mine too but mine isn't pink like your guys lol
white people literally have pink cocks haha. like pigs or something
>>57146496
post pics
>>57146505
see those > things
Use them to quote, in this situation.
>>57146521
Explain this to a retard please
I got more records than the KGB
>>57146530
Post a picture
>its a norfolk finds an old website full of ASCII art thread
>What up in the hizzy? Did you hear the new rap album! Gonna go hit the gym with the rap new album cause im a BEAST
>>57146493
'Live life as if everything is rigged in your favor'
>>57146521
>tfw don't like discussing things because I'm probably wrong
>>57146519
laffed
>>57146504
I've probably been on 4chan a lot longer than you. Don't you think that meeting up with strangers from the internet is a completely weird thing to do?
Going to Austria was the first time I travelled. I only got back last week.
Stop living in meme world.
does norfolk lad know ashens??
>>57146553
people with little experience with something are fucking retards that think theyre actually good, people with an average amount of experience KNOW they know fuck all, and real actual experts are confident in their abilities because they know theyre experts
>working in the bar earlier
>girl in for her 19h birthday
>kept telling me how hot i was while her bf was sitting over in the corner
>reckoned im banging the girl i work with who is hot af(unfortunately im not yet at least)
kek
>>57146551
I'm paraphrasing you. You already know I'm doing that. You're saying that you can't escape tribalism so you may as well embrace it. That's not how you unite these people.
>>57146551
People who know nothing about a thing are the most likely to be arrogant about their knowledge of it. Then as you learn more, your confidence in your ability diminishes until you become great at the thing and then you feel confident again.
have you lads ever met the Queen?
>pink cock faggots
hahahahahahh
>>57146609
who are you quoting?
>>57146588
Your story reek of absolute bullshit
What do you gain from making up stories on /brit/
doing a poo
>average northern irelander
>>57146611
Meant to quote >>57146553 for the second half.
>>57146564
I only ever use the same 3
>>57146622
I'll give you a pink sock with my pink cock in a minute if you don't pipe down
It did feel odd being in the UK. Something about it being a closed off island gives you this odd feeling
Like your guys own small little culture all together on the same things.
Comfy feeling i'll never really understand
comfiest and overall best city in the uk if im completely honest with you
>she is 40 (forty) years old
>>57146633
What reason would I have to lie?
>>57146553
>start a new skill
>think you'll be a baller at it
>realize you're out of your depth
then people either A. quit, or B. keep improving that skill/knowledge set until they become confident in their abilities again
>>57146653
You're welcome here lad. You will get it. We are patient. Some of us.
>>57146590
I try and keep a look out for him, sister and her friends took a selfie with him once
>>57146652
t. Queen's University fat poof with greasy hair that listens to meal
That one lad who collects the politics test has a better representation of the average Nornman
>>57146609
She was joking. Bartenders are supposed to be funny guys that the patrons serve
>>57146626
me earlier m8
>>57146696
No idea what you're even trying to say here.
business idea: european union adopts national socialism and we get some leader like hitler (who speaks english obviously so everyone can understand) and we all become one european state and spend fucking loads on military and cuck the ever living fuck out of america, nuke the middle east and take our place in the sun
>>57146688
You're clearly a normie and you've clearly gone travelling before
There is not 1 person who's never travelled before, is sheltered, socially awkward as fuck and randomly goes out on concerts and shit with random people on the internet
Honestly just fucking kill yourself
>>57146711
bartenders are supposed to be peng lad
>>57146669
>Comfy feeling i'll never really understand
find the island inside of yourself and you'll understand............. *broodingly sips his wine*
>>57146618
No but i have her signature
>>57146678
Fuck off mate. No one even knows who she is in the UK.
London scenes excepted.
imagine culturally cringing
Reading a serious of unfortunate events, good book, better than the movie
>>57146736
I can't
>>57146735
no one knows who she is here either, i just think she's qt
>>57146727
>the lad that isnt a shut in is the one who should kill themselves
wew
touch wrong piece of cotton on JMEs do rag, nigga youve started a war
Which book are you currently reading?
>Inb4 pleb shit like Animal Farm and 1984
>>57146741
No offense, but it's time to move onto more advanced books
>>57146727
Austria is the first time. I'm neet and spend most of my time in doors not knowing what to do with myself. I do these things because I don't know what else to do. I don't know why you're being so bitter?
>>57146759
Well she's an embarrassment. To those who know.
>>57146733
have her head next to me ball sack
>>57146735
fucking hell you dont remember paper planes? literally how old are you?
>>57146772
the myth of sisyphus
>>57146772
*puts animal farm back down*
>>57146772
just got done reading catcher in the rye
"beware the ides of march"
hahaha classic line
>>57146723
>In 70 years
Fucking dumb fat arrogant Eurocunts, you're the reason everything is wrong with the world.
>>57146787
why? her music isn't terrible. not great either
>on a flight with wi-fi
>>57146772
Naked Lunch
my doctor told me i have a bright future even though i'm neet sperglord
>>57146812
what do you mean by this
>>57146792
Literally old enough to be your mum. Go to bed Lee, this instant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDx2gIlme3w
This is the song that will play when Russia saves Europe from the Islamic hordes in 20 years.
it's another episode of 'im a bigger wasteman than you'
back to >>>/r9k/ you fucking freaks
>>57146822
He's a nice guy, then. Make sure to give him a generous tip
>>57146822
You have a bright future my neet sperglord
>>57146772
World War Z
>>57146815
Probably something about her open-borders rapefugee song.
>>57146794
>The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
good line....
>>57146772
Im actually reading 1984 tho baka
ahh yes its an anon eats 14 packs of aldi knock off monster munch episode
After some prying questions I revealed to my boss that I've been on dates with 90 different people and no gf
He doesn't understand!
>>57146829
I'm saying if Europe becomes a country and dominates the world there will invariably be bitter jealous cucks berating you online in the future.
>ahh yes i'm a shut in thats never been anywhere in my life and I cant speak to anyone but I randomly went on a concert and went travelling and shit with random people and it was really fun lolllll just b urself life is 2short bro
fucking fuming and going to explode
>>57146883
>tfw not an apothecary in a comfy row of shops
>>57146772
Had to read Animal Farm in year 10 lad
>>57146893
oh haha i get it now funny post m8 x
really just want loads of attention if im completely honest
>>57146883
Comfy
Captcha: aspen
>>57146899
chillax brah
i remember my dad playin fat boy slim and dancing like no ones business
Share your dad memories
spoke to the lad who riggs european referendums
really going to miss obama desu
>>57146883
is this peru or somewhere?
>>57146918
wanna play truth or dare
@57146899
>>>/r9k/britfeel/
>>57146917
thanks
>>57146652
how did you find my reddit account?
>>57146899
I don't know where you got "I can't speak to anyone" from?
Still a shut in desu. I'm more like a failed normie.
>>57146936
One time my dad kicked a football so high it went above the clouds
>>57146936
i remember my dad playin fat boy slim and dancing like no ones business
honestly just love dancing on a night out with THE boys, literally nothing better in this life
>>57146936
I don't why I laughed at this
Yank, Dutch or Brit for new bread. Or a wild card like Irish or Strayan?
>>57146918
completely natural. on some level that's what we all want, even the most timid among us just want a bit of love, attention, affection, etc.
>>57146979
do you have funny nicknames for your friends?
>>57146936
I remember my dad chased me upstairs and beat the shit out of me with a belt before locking me in the pitch black room knowing I was terrified of the dark.
Greatest man I've ever known, tbqh.
THERE WERE 10 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR, IN THE AIR
AND THE RAF FROM /BRIT/ SHOT ONE DOWN
>>57146998
>tfw just want to make someone happy
Smell horrible
>>57147011
Did he have his belt license?
>>57146936
i playing in an u12 football final and my dad got sent to the stands for slagging the ref then when he walked back to the stand about 10 yards back from the sideline he continued to slag him and made a joke about the ref being a stpuid cunt because the stands were empty and he could still hear him anyway
it was top laff
>>57146943
i felt the same way when bush left office
the obama presidency wasn't funny enough imo, not enough memes. i probably wont miss him much
>>57146979
What about dancing with somebody who loves you?
>>57147018
wash yoursen
*picks up copy of Atlas Shrugged*
ahh yes
>>57146936
i remember him pulling over his car and strangling me while yelling like a maniac because i was showing off with a mate we just dropped off home by swearing lots
absolute madman desu
>>57147027
Was your dad drunk?
Just had the biggest wank of my life. Hours. My throat is so dry it feels like it's burning. The ejaculation was insane.
>>57146997
Or a Spaniard?
I'd have a Spaniard.
>>57147027
kek
>>57147002
yeah to be fair haha
If you are a man, you need to read, in no order:
Moby-Dick
Tom Jones, A Foundling
The New Testament
Don Quixote
The Virginian, a Horseman of the Plains
Canterbury Tales
Paradise Lost
Shakespeare
Unspoken Sermons
A Sentimental Journey Through France and Italy
Journal of the Plague Year, written by a citizen
The Four Million
Great Expectations
The Sorrows of Young Werther
A Remembrance of Things Past
The Wanderings of Tristram Shandy
These books are required reading for a a stainless philosophy
>>57147080
Don't tell me what to do
>>57147016
You make me happy anon
>>57147058
nah hes a tee totaler he just gets a bit crazy about football
>>57147059
how big
give measurements
just became a holocaust denier
>>57147026
No. The absolute madman didn't even care about the licenses. I tried to warn him that unlicensed leather would get him 50 years in the Queen's Dungeon but he didn't even care.
>>57147036
the boys love me pham
>>57147063
i qualify for spanish citizenship and i am also a yank, c-can i make the thread?
testing the waters lads
>>57147080
No old man and the sea?
dispose of yourself.
>>57147059
post pics
>>57147097
at last I can find peace
*dies*
>>57147073
Ha same here. We have this funny thing we do where instead of saying hi to him we say "Go kill yourself you worthless piece of garbage". Haven't heard from him in a couple days, actually.
>>57147080
read the first half of Quxote and never bothered with the second. I'll have to get round to it.
>>57147080
Fuck off.
Reading is a private endeavour, what resonates with everyone else doesn't necessarily resonate with someone just because they're a ''man''. People like you make a joke of the hobby.
What does becoming a holocaust denier accomplish tho lol
>>57147131
quite good
no idea how the other reddit flags put up with me
>>57147117
A better man would have done it by now.
>>57147041
Good idea
everyone can get fucked, my dad was sick
>>57147153
we've learn't to love you and your ways
>>57147080
>Canterbury Tales
Stopped reading there. Of very little literary value and good only for those studying the history of the English novel or the history of English literature.
Meme list
>>57147137
Always be a skeptic. Especially when you're not allowed to be.
Can I live in Britain? I'm boring and hate the sun
>>57147153
are you me?
>>57146936
This one time my sister put ketchup on my face so I threw my drink over her and my dad picked me up by the throat, carried me into my room and threw me against a wall, he then ripped the wires out my playstation and took it with him. Never got it back.
Honestly a bit pissed off about it now, thinking back. My sister didn't get any punishment at all. Don't know what the fuck that was about.
>>57147123
>Hemingway
Fuck off reddit
Hate my dad, wish he'd just die already
>>57147175
It's "skepta" and there's only one
>>57147183
theyre not that boring and they actually secretly like the sun
looking at a lads willy that looks eerily like my own
it's uncanny
>>57147068
gnu
it's not going well lads
>>57147209
Fuck that literal nigger
>you will never go out on adventures with your friends again
>>57147200
Fuck you cunt. I admire American literature. Some of it.
Never made a rebbit account either.
>>57147257
There are lots of better American writers. As a rule, anything written past 1950 goes into the trash
>>57146772
DFW's Infinite Jest
you probaly haven't heard of it.
I can feel myself becoming a patrician as I work my way through it while supplementing my reading with sparknotes.
I watched my mum n dad die lol
>>57145502
>tfw always spooked at buying fish and chips at restaurants because I'm not sure if they're gonna clap it up and give me fish and crisps
Would really like a nice black lass to go steady with tbqh
