x
First for GERMANY
karen
Foys
just fingered poleaboos arse and sucked the shit out from underneath my nails
maisie
>>57142411
*sigh*
*unzips*
Chelsea Clinton 2032
Thinking of moving to the Netherlands
Asuka.
this will not survive
>>57142408
this desu
by a rule of thumb, if they sell pizza it's not a chippy
kebab is a bit of a grey area though
>Banshee S4 starts the morra
>only rewatched up to S3E2 so far
FUCK
are hillary
The Old Man Who Lied for His Entire Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0AZ19661KU&index=9&list=PLE7CD44442A37B7FC
>>57142457
we're fucken full
>>57142498
Kick out some t*rks to make room for me then
>>57142484
thanks for reminding me
>>57142408
>>57142483
I guess I haven't seen a genuine chippy in so long that I started calling takeaways chippies too
England has fallen
wew
listening to normie music
what happenned too jany
business idea: vote for the brexit then just claim my Irish heritage citizenship and move to Europe anyway
Go on pole lad
>>57142498
doesn't matter thanks to the EU!
Been in murrica for 3 days and can say that it is full of manlets
haha drinking my 7th pint of the night lol what am i like
>If you've ever voted tory or are a tory supporter please, unfriend me now.
>>57142542
in which multicultural hellhole do you reside?
business idea: be me
>>57142584
what state, why
what will it be like when trump is prime minister?
>>57142216
sound like stoner heaven
57142605
FOY
>>57142617
nice cum stain on the ctrl key
>>57142596
Nottnum
i-it's not that bad
>>57142589
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
Can't pee straight
Currently peeing perpendicular
>>57142617
erm..... that's huge m8
>>57142619
benzo munchies > weed munchies
weed doesnt even really have munchies ffs
>>57142617
Looks remarkably soft
voted labour in the general election because russell brand said so
AMA
>>57142605
Potentially doxxable info pal ;)
>>57142653
pull your foreskin back
>>57142646
she looks fine in that blurry avatar 2bqh wy mf af
Started farting when I pee
Thought you had to be old to start doing that
>>57142646
Surely she should support the Tories since they committed the most money to the NHS in the election
>>57142657
t. thinks he's a hard man because he does hard drugs
>>57142657
>weed doesnt even really have munchies ffs
Wat da fuq?
>>57142617
makes me feel better about my willy if im honest
>>57142704
Anonymous thinks poleaboo has good taste
might watch Thirteen
>>57142699
She probably has a """""""""""mental illness""""""""""" that will cause her to kill herself if she doesn't get meds
Just spent 2 hours having a heart to heart with a girl. Fuck sake lads I finally understand why people do the relationship thing.
>>57142710
don't get munchies from weed anymore desu, only for the first year or so i started smoking
used to get stoned with the lads and then bake cakes with my mum
>>57142709
t. dunno what the fuck im on about but ill passively aggressively comment on posts about it with a shitty meme because im the biggest cunt eu.
>>57142703
ukip committed the most pham
>>57142702
Better get the continence pad lad
>>57142757
t. triggered junkie
get some help mate, taking it out on me ain't gonna solve nothing
>>57142751
>Implying women have hearts.
which one are you?
>>57142754
I get munchies from just being hungry
Poleaboo is finding The 120 Days of Sodom a captivating read.
pfffft
>>57142795
What do you think?
>>57142793
That was the shocking thing. Apparently they do.
>>57142657
>weed doesn't even really have munchies ffs
>increased appetite is a medically accepted side effect of cannabis consumption, but i'm just such an expert on drugs i clearly know better
>>57142795
The mouse
Anyone who says cerebrotonic is a fedora
>>57142795
SUPER AUTIST
U
P
E
R
A
U
T
I
S
T
must be the best because it says super
>>57142791
t. i'm going to find you and when you are nearing your last breath you'll rue the day you insulted me on 4chan
j/k lol
>tfw my lucid dreams are literally more interesting and funner than my real life
should I just end it
>>57142813
Top wank material.
>>57142795
don't fit in to any
i'm just me
>>57142795
le frog memes
>>57142795
mouse desu
>>57142795
none of them
didnt read a single word of that
>>57142754
Wew lad
Don't tell me you're one of those 'I smoke splifs to make the weed last longer' fags
>>57142848
yeah but it's barely there.
whereas with benzos you become an undying food monster
>>57142876
come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
>>57142885
Everyone's dreams are
>>57142795
Cerebrotonic except I'm very comfortable replying to someone once they make the first move of the social interaction and people oddly seem to gravitate towards me a little. I also know where I'm going wrong and am actively working my way towards improvement. I'm also incredibly racist and homophobic.
might watch a porn
mostly to see people pretending to be passionately in love to fill the emotional void in myself
listening to witch house lmao
>>57142710
Basically some loser who's only achievement in life is taking drugs and acts like an expert on the subject because he knows fuck all about anything else.
>>57142751
Hope you're ready to be cucked by Jamal now she knows you're an emotional sissy
>Yahoo Answers UK leaderboard
howling
>>57142795
Mouse with certain aspects from others
Poleaboo is now masturbating Wonder Woman comics from 2001
>>57142945
>pretending
just watch amateur
>>57142921
FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY
no one smokes puries here apart from literal fucking billionaire yanks
don't mind the occasional blunt/cyclone
>>57142795
Cross between Cyborg and Sloth.
>I'm also incredibly racist and homophobic.
>>57142795
love the super autist look 2bh
>>57142951
We don't really have black people here.
>>57142948
>tfw half of my hard drive is filled up with 2ch webms
witch house is cool too
>>57142923
Increased appetite with regards to drugs consumed will inevitably vary between individuals. It's such a shame that you've outed yourself as an utter troglodyte. I bid thee good day!
>>57142981
this, it's pretty radical
>>57142983
racist
>>57142885
>The realm of fantasy is more interesting and more fun than reality
Gee, what a fucking shocker.
>still not fully comfortable with the arctic monkeys new album
>it came out almost 3 years ago
ok then
>>57143035
bloody racist
>>57143044
Me on the right.
>>57143022
>Racist
I know.
>>57142981
Wiseau-tier
>>57142954
>Yahoo Answers
>literally doing the job of google for internet points (free)
>>57142975
ffs how the else do you play Mario Kart?
yall's a buncha losers
>>57142988
do you just save things from /b/ webm threads or you also visit other boards?
>>57143065
Makes me sick to the stomach to think that I share /brit/ with people who have such outdated views.
You're worse than a murderer.
HELP ME
>>57142795
mouse
:/
>>57143121
Thanks lad. I really enjoy being a racist.
Friends all have gfs and have sex with them on the regular and I haven't even kissed a girl. Wonder what they think of me 2bh.
>>57142377
I love you Deutsche cunt.
>>57142983
Well pajeet/rasheed or whatever then
>>57143119
just the /b/ webm threads
don't understand a lot of the webms though obviously, but I'm catching on
>>57143102
>yfw janny doesn't even get internet points
>>57142795
>implying girls can be robots
stopped reading there 2bh
>>57142981
Exudes power
>>57143117
>ya'll
FOY
Am literally rolling a cannabis/tobacco infusion right now, it's just the norm lad
>Around 100,000 black American troops arrived in the UK during the war, far outnumbering the black population at the time - which may have been around 7,000. US troops were segregated in the UK as they were back home.
>>57143156
We don't really have those either.
>>57143117
How many joints would you get out of an 8th? I smoke spliffs but I'd only get like 6 spliffs out of that. People in Europe just tend to mix it with tobacco tbqh
>>57143166
Literally not even implied in the image lad.
mum wants to run the washing machine to annoy the neighbor
>>57143191
when you say 8th do you mean a 20 pound draw (2 grams) or an actual 8th (3.5 grams) ?
I get roughly 3 joints per gram when i'm on my own, less if i'm out with the lads smoking big bazookas
>>57143172
>SEVEN
>THOUSAND
>>57143185
Thats not what the news been telling me
hmm ah yes the catalogue is looking fab
>>57143168
>>57143191
Are you lads using a grinder?
Mary J goes twice as far when you grind it and add a bit of kief on top
>>57143172
>far outnumbering the black population at the time - which may have been around 7,000
How did it all go so wrong?
>>57143258
I doubt you've been reading very much Northern Irish news tbqh.
>>57143220
zoomed in and completely ignored the "Normie Scum" bit
>>57143235
I bet your mum is up for it
god i wish i had an ounce of self control
dad bought some new cars
>>57143274
>this poof uses grinder
You absolute gaylord haha
>>57143287
Bet you feel really silly
>>57143165
There are better looking gingers.
>>57143274
yes of course, what sort of plebs do you take us for?
like to save my crystals up though, bottom is currently pretty caked in it, might smoke on my birthday
>>57143268
I don;'t understand this easter ''meme''
>>57143274
i just use my fingers desu
Not sure what's going on with this board right now teebeeh.
got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
>>57143253
a 20 bag where i am is literally an 8th (8th of an ounce) lol
>>57143325
>picking weed
bit gay desu, get sticky fingers
feel like i've fingered your mum after i roll a joint like that
>>57143377
Are you a gaylord on grinder too? Absolute gaybo haha
>>57143281
oh you're from the other ireland that doesn't like to be irish. With the cuck flag i couldn't know you see
>>57143279
america was what did it
muh melting pot
>>57143376
are you stuck in 2009? where in the country are you?
bet you're picking up pongo chicken weed tbqh
>>57143408
Sorry lad but you're 60% white and have a black muslim in charge. You don't get to use the word "cuck".
monitoring a Bulgarian thread that is rather amusing to me
>>57143408
foy
Fellow weedlads, do people in your area prefer bone dry or sticky stuff? Where I'm from, super sticky stuff is looked down on because it weighs too much and hardly grinds out. "Bone dry danks" is the ideal standard
>>57143431
>such a beta that hes getting undersold and ripped off
>>57143454
Hook a brother up with a link
i found a lump under my left arm but thought i should leave it
It has gon purple
Advice?
So sad!
I can't stop thinking about her. The pain isn't going away.
>>57143343
Autism
>>57143487
how in the fuck can it be bone dry and dank at the same time? you realise those are opposites?
alri?
>>57143279
>How did it all go so wrong?
when we opposed hitler
>>57143487
>not getting that sticky icky
>>57143431
tbf i live in an area where it's just 10 quid a gram standard deals and i can still get weighed on draws since i know some people
>>57143332
the fact that you mix it with tobaci says it all
>>57143348
>>57143325
get a grinder nigga
You lads gonna brexit?
Imagine being you but with two heads
>>57143507
thread died young sadly >>57142481
>everyone talking about weed all day
>surrounded by easter eggs
some girl that i used to know but havent seen in forever matched me on tinder
shes out of my league but matched with me. we talked for a bit and it seemed like good banter
was she just doing this case its funny to see an old friend, or does that mean I actually have a chance?
>>57143534
You know what they say. The best way to get over someone is to sit in your bed for days on end crying sporadically and wishing you were dead because it would ease the pain.
Jesus was some man
Went out on the lash, woke up in a cave three days later
>>57143543
it's the kind of stuff where half a gram left on a desk would stink out the whole top floor of your house
ooo WEE... put it in the air...
>>57143572
still undecided, its more of a complex issue than most make it out to be
>>57143446
Come back to me when you decide to be a real country and politics extend beyond "muh fleg"
>>57143505
but i'm on the other side of the chain m8
i'm the alpha who's selling 1.8s for 20 quid
NO-ONE sells eighths for 20 quid unless it's absolute shite scraggy bits left over from the crop
where are you?
Love is really just a drug to ease the fear and uneasiness of loneliness. But that fear will be waiting for you once the drug wears off. In the end there's really no difference from living alone.
>>57143593
Don't appreciate you joking about Our Lord and Saviour like that.
Fucks sake lads been waiting on my ghb order for 11 days. Just disputed
>>57143653
baka lad
was it from inside the uk?
>>57143628
in sheffield
>being the cunt whos ripping off and underselling to betas
>>57143627
Excuse you. Our politics also extend to denying minorities and women their "rights". So I would like an apology or else I'm going to be very unhappy and I might even tell you to FOY.
>>57143562
just fuck off yank and stop talking shite, everyone puts tobacco in here
its all over
>>57143446
Whats happening when Irish northern Irish outnumber you, like next year lol.
Well, I know.. Nothing. They're more British and civilised than you animals. They'll tolerate you. They'll be our friends. They'll be normal. You'll burn flags and dance around fires, pretend you love our queen.
>>57143628
>NO-ONE sells eighths for 20 quid unless it's absolute shite scraggy bits left over from the crop
You do realise that it is possible to have friends who are willing to sell it to you cheaply?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2802154/
this film can drive you to suicide
>older than 19
>still smokes weed
pick one
Are we all lost, lonely souls?
>>57143597
oh alrigh
usually dank is synonymous with sticky here
>>57143686
it's not ripping off
standard pricing range in Birmingham is
10 - 1 gram
20 - 2 gram
25 - 3.5 gram (rarely sold)
50 - 7 gram
90-100 - 14 gram
160-200 - 28 gram (ounce)
>>57143720
I'm a fenian.
>>57143736
last time i smoked weed i was 20 2bh what are you going to do about it
>>57143636
he's irish and hence more religious than you Rasheed.
>>57143736
better intoxicant than alcohol
>>57143706
but the crrryyyiingg
and nobodys crying, but me
>>57143693
Then what's the point?
You don't add water to vodka to make it last longer do you??
>>57143572
think we should stay in unironically. my only worry is ppl vote meme ukip mep's again. why bother being the SNP in parliament if you've voted no in the election
>>57143760
different prices in different parts of the country i guess
>tfw lisicki still shitposts but you can tell his heart isn't in it
quite sad desu
>>57143744
bit shit that
should have arrived 1 or 2 days max
hope you get your money back x
>>57143778
See: >>57143766
You silly wanker.
>>57143736
Some of us didn't start out young lol
>>57143582
Got to concur with the Yank in that thread.
>>57143691
Haha fair enough not sure why i was picking a fight desu
>>57143769
>write a thing that applies to my own country
>JFs try to extrapolate
>>57143798
**no in the referendum sorry lol
>>57143572
yes please
>>57143808
been noticing the same. whats happened to him?
>>57143795
it's just standard procedure
the tobacco doesn't cancel out the weed
if i was a billionaire i would smoke pureys but at the moment i'd either have to smoke really skinny ones or put a whole tenner into a spliff
>>57142751
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/4ckvk1/treating_women_badly_because_they_deserve_it/
read this you wanker.
>inb4 hurr reddit
>>57143760
>tfw the standard price for an ounce of weed in 2002/03 was about a hundred quid
>an 8th was an 8th, a half was a half
29 year old feels desu
>>57143808
He doesn't frequent /brit/ anymore
consuming a funny cigarette
>>57143883
he's in this thread? or do you mean he only comes here rarely?
>>57143852
he became a normie
>>57143876
>price went up £140 in just ten (10 years)))
>drugs
business idea: get a colombian mate and get him to post you coke for cheap
>>57143874
>tripfag
>actual redditor
Getting bullied by my gf lads.
She says I have no rights.
>>57143808
>>57143852
>>57143883
not that I am Lisicki but /brit/ is now that really fit bird who has turned fat and past it's best.
I need a new fit bird.
>>57143876
alri grandad
>Lisicki has resorted to reddit links about "the red pill"
He really has given up, hasn't he?
>>57143896
>he became a normie
He tried to convince people he became a normie and that he shagged a bird but he ended up getting bantered so hard about it that he left for /sp/
>>57143876
ye and it was shit. quality has drastically gone up in the past ten years
>>57143808
No, its just that everybody got fed up with him/filtered him/got bored of him
Half of /brit/ are recent reddit arrivals who have no clue who Lisicki is
Also his meme status went to shit after people figured out that Kev wasn't him
>>57143874
>unironically going on reddit
>unironically going to a subreddit called "TheRedPill"
>>57143876
this to be quite honest with you my man
i enjoy reading but for the past few months i haven't been able to pick up a book, it's frustrating because there's nothing stopping me from doing what i want but myself
fucking hell, feels like i don't have free will over my own actions half the time
>>57143926
You were better on /eiré/
>>57143946
>quality has drastically gone up in the past ten years
enjoy your super skunk full of chemicals senpai
>>57143866
>pureys
coughed
currently drinking a pint of pale ale
So, WHY don't Americans celebrate Easter?
>people that thought kev was lisicki
genuine retards
>>57144010
givin the old third eye a rest eh?
>>57143940
>shagged her for 2 hours
>>57143988
>falling for the chemicals gimmick
good weed is grown organically. chemicals ruin weed. you'd be more likely to find that type of stuff in shitty outdoor weed like what was around ten years ago
Must admit lads, I really want to go to a Donald Trump rally tbqh (to be quite honest). Seems like an excellent bit of banter to fit into a good 2 hours.
>>57144026
Religious Americans do.
For some reason it's not as big a deal with non-religious as it is in Europe.
a good 2 hours
>>57144030
Literally everyone did apart from those who went on /eire/ sometimes
Got bored of the Lisicki walkign man xDDDD meme after 2 days and its STILL being fucking milked today
>>57143919
>>57143961
>>57143940
don't have a reddit acc lads, dw however, that fucking melt talked to a girl for literally "a good two hours". Why? She won't appreciate it, treat like dirt and she'll shag you, honestly.
>>57143925
Better show that bitch your pimp hand
>>57143876
Pills were 2 quid a pop in the mid 00s where I am.
Now they're 20 quid.
Fucking IRA dicks.
>>57144097
calm down lad it's just 4chan
>>57144102
top advice from the virgin himself
>>57144084
>not wanting to go back in time to a hitler rally instead
Rasheed
>heh that noob TALKED to a girl for a good two hours
>what a scrub
>if he was real pick up artist like myself he'd have done something better in those good two hours like giving her a right good shag for a good 2 hours heh what a dweeb
>>57144048
if this is giving the third eye a rest i dont ever want to employ the third eye
