mogg edition
cara
crayon pop
maisie
>you will never pull off Brandon Flowers' style as well as Dianna Agron does
sort of got mates but not really
Kyary
>>57140189
we were both banned xxx
>>57140269
even got his hands
>>57140084
what's it called
>>>57140208
>bit confused about which arab countries i'm supposed to like
Make sure you hate ALL gulf states - especially Saudi Arabia
Saudis have caused many many problems throughout the world with their funding of wahhabism
The rest are fine
dont reply to him
at a friends apt for a week in SF, how do you deal with taking a shit around other people
>>57140047
I have no idea
I've seen a lot of them support the 'egypt was black' meme too even though that LITERALLY 'erases' (as they say) their north african Egyptian culture
>>57140291
wasnt talking about you two actually
something else
but banned for what
>>57140291
what happened?
alright going to bed now haha
night lads xx
>>57140291
that for the cheeky new thread experiment?
Asuka.
Afghanistan has some of the most beautiful, amazing and varied landscape on Earth.
>>57140343
nighty night xx
*Puts down Financial Times*
Alright
*Picks up The Telegraph*
new gimmick: dismiss anything actual spaniards say as "tortiyya"
>>57140296
so it's the Sunnis that are doing the bombings?
started rolling all weed joints lads, it's pretty #hench
>>57140290
Haha same!
>tfw the best uni in the state is having a feminist week bake salememe where white men have to pay full price and trans other kin women pay 60 cents.
ahhh yes, who needs university to study
>>57140343
nighty night x
>>57140342
>>57140338
janny got angry at me for making a thread
janny got angry at ky for posting the image of my ban
We have learnt our lessons
>>57140344
yes
total failure tbph
>>57140372
going to claim 25%
BANE?!
>>57140372
that is grim tbf
>>57140349
this, afghanistan is beautiful
afghans themselves look pretty interesting too
some look completely european
shame they're completely poor and in the grips of islam
haha imagine if somebody aknowledged you as a sexual being lol
>>57140349
>t. actually rasheed
>>57140372
love tortilla desu
report him but dont reply to him
>>57140393
Tell them that you identify as a woman and if they dont give you the womens price make a scene and they will know you really are a woman and they will give it to you cheaper then eat it and say ahaha i was actually a man all along :P
>people go to universities to do language courses
don't quite understand this one
>>57140296
Inside Obama's White House.
![1LXYpP-d3m-150x150[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TBUuNCV.jpg "1LXYpP-d3m-150x150[1].jpg")
ahahaha imagine hating yourself
>>57140398
dont think i was present for that, and havent been so for some time
might have a surprise in store
might not
wait and see
>>57140488
will watch lad, thanks
was there a bit about obamacare? think I watched half of that
yank politics are insanely stupid
>>57140417
Reminder that Afghanistan used to be Buddhist and Hindu
>>57140472
ngl if I got caught in the midst of it I'd say I identify as a female and get cheap shit.
I'd be hesitant to go though. I fit the bill for every aspect of a person they hate - straight, white, middle class, above average looking, doing good degree male.
>>57140417
Yeah. I know a couple lads that have done some tours of Afghanistan. They all said that the land itself was fucking mindblowing. Everyone has this idea of it just being dirt compounds and desert, but it has huge mountain ranges, lakes, valleys, forests, grassland, etc.
>>57140421
>appreciating the beauty of a region on earth that just happens to have been declared an Islamic country makes me a Rasheed
hmmm
>>57140527
Hes are janny
>>57140544
And Iran used to be Zoroastrian and whiter
Islam LITERALLY ruined the entire middle east
>>57140349
Afghanistan looks a lot like western US.
>So your son is a convicted stalker that cuts himself
>
>>57140573
>above average looking
Haha, alri lets not get ahead of ourselves right now
subconsciously like jazz
My dog is a shi tzu,
>>57140627
fine job on the accurate filename mate
>>57140544
Also Hellenistic
>>57140574
>I know a couple lads that have done some tours of Afghanistan
There's people on /trv/ who do this kind of shit all the time, they plan everything themselves and go with mates
Wish I had interesting travelling mates
>>57140541
I'm not sure, it's a four part series and this is the first one I've watched and it's about the Middle East.
It is a bit mad how off-the-cuff some aspects of international relations are. One of his staffers put Obama on the phone with the Iranian president when they were discussing lifting sanctions and he wasn't completely sure whether or not he was on the phone to some professional prankster until Rouhani tweeted about it afterwards.
>>57140670
thank you x
>>57140349
Unfortunately a lot of it is just bare desert and most Afghans are indistinguishable from paki rasheeds
>>57140640
that's what people have told me but ye they were probs just being nice. disregard that one and I'm still far too privileged to be there
failed a 10 credit module and in the process of resitting it now lol fuck me
couldnt go into third year, have to spend a whole year just on this
>>57140574
Too bad about MGSV being shit and portraying it as 3/4 mountains and 1/4 desert
Dear God, dear God. Tinkle, tinkle hoy.
>>57140649
What are you on about?
Islam spread like fucking cancer from Arabia and ruined the entire middle east
Middle east used to be peaceful before Islam
Now its just a brainwashed violent shithole
rise up white man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3TWUbqc-cs
@57140706
i'm sure the janitor's life is much more meaningful than yours
>>57140649
Yeah because the government coup happened in the 7th century
Rasheed.
>>57140649
Colonialism literally improved every single area that was colonised.
>>57140709
where are you watching it, or is it downloaded?
Currently listening to Dies irae on my Crosley keepsake while sipping some fine Château Méaume and reading The picture of Dorian Gray.
Princeps societatis.
poleboo
I'm here
Wife.
>>57140649
iran wasnt even anyones colony
How shit is everything going to be in 10 years?
are we just in a social recession right now?
>>57140717
Only Helmand Province is mostly desert, lad. And even there it has awesome valleys and hills.
Go to Panshjir or Northern Afghanistan in general and there are huge mountain ranges and lots of cool shit
>>57140681
>that mountain range in the back
hnnng
Also, I'm not that much of a madman to go to Afghanistan, but I am going to Iran next year. Gonna see Persepolis and other cool places.
having a works fine in test but not in production moment
fucks sake
>>57140786
I was watching it on TV.
>>57140709
The fact moderate Rouhani can speak English whereas the Grand Pakitollah can't is substantial.
>>57140805
bit weird you're calling my gf ur wife ngl
chip in bitcoin to get janny a pint to say cheers for all the hard work he does
>>57140815
>social recession
Cultural Marxism as a result of the Soviets trying to destroy American society from the inside during the Cold War
57140849
Fuck off you utter spastic
Keep cutting yourself
Hope you get some shit infection and die
Why are Japs so weird?
>>57140596
Arabia and the Levant was also Christian and Jewish
>>57140865
sent ;)
>>57140681
can we continue this discussion
it's interesting.
(more about Afghanistan as a country, not the last guys HURR >TFW NO FRIWNZ post)
>>57140857
what channel?
like blood out of a stone sometimes baka tut tut..
There are literal muslims in this thread right now.
>>57140862
Married her on the quick the other day mate, thought she would have told you.
>ACTUALLY being retarded enough to believe the "muslims act like disgusting savage animals because colonialism" meme
>>57140751
read this in tyrones voice tbqh
dont reply to him
>>57140280
>>57140419
>>57140527
>>57140649
>>57140706
>>57140751
>>57140849
>>57140905
*enables you*
>>57140280
M8 if you're going to self harm at least do something hardcore like self-flagellation
>>57140907
makes me feel sick
>>57140849
Just thinking about the autism that went into that image makes me cringe. It's on the same level as those princess points images /r9k/ slaved over.
>>57140858
Yeah, he's about the best you'll get as Iranian president as long as they're still ruled by the ayatollahs.
>>57140903
Sorry, kek. It was on BBC 2 but it's just finished, I assume they're all on the iPlayer.
Is grime music a product of colonialism?
>>57140349
Wish I could have joined the war there when it was still on
>>57140981
ty xox
>> 57140944
i don't want them responding to me, i want them continuing the discussion of afghanistan
>tfw university in new cuck wales is teaching students that the british invaded australia
literally doesn't even make sense. to invade carries the forethought of invasion. if you have no intention of invasion, it isn't invasion.
>>57140839
>Go to Panshjir or Northern Afghanistan
No thanks, not a fan of paki warzones
Those mountains look shite mate this is what proper mountains are like
And Persepolis is just a bunch of sprawling pillars and shitty carvings in the middle of a desert you fucking hippy
>>57140997
have you seen kajaki, think it'd change your mind 2bh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Band-e_Amir_National_Park
>you will never go to Band-e Amir Afghanistan
will the taliban please just FUCK OFF
i wanna see these places without getting killed
please reply to me i have no friends
>>57141007
Success breeds jealousy.
>>57141007
u got nuked like 5 times by us lad
was just about to post NSFW image lads
that was close
>>57140482
Slow reply but why not
dont reply to him.
>>57140905
Don't cut lad,speak to your mum n dad
>>57141037
2muchhnggcomfy
>>57141049
>war hungry canadian is back
>poleaboo literally tried to argue that his cutting wasn't done for attention
look at you, you utter melt. get your fucking head fixed.
>>57141041
>not restrepo
cuck
Bet none of you would say this to the Jannys face
Fucking keyboard warriors thinking they're bad through a screen? You lot make me sick.
>>57140199
did the dogyy make it off the roof?
>>57141066
Do it anyway
>>57140839
>but I am going to Iran next year.
Good lad. Jealous
>tfw you'll never hike the Iraqi Mountains and chill with some PKK
>>57141037
Europe has beautiful scenery but literally everywhere is packed with billions of tourists and yanks
>>57141041
>kajaki
Good lad
>>57141045
Talibans are a direct result of Saudi funded wahhabism
>>57140922
Muslims don't hate non western countries tho
>>57141103
i don't get this post
in rainbows is the greatest album of all time
Challenge me
So sad!
>>57140849
Rasheed.
How did the man kick the ball backwards??
>>57141072
it's been so long i've forgot
something to do with not needing to go to a university to learn a language
>he fell for the "Some muslims are better than others" meme
>tfw you'll never hike the Iraqi Mountains and chill with some PKK
>>57141150
quiet dane
>going to the middle east for the landscape
you're either have muslim heritage or you're an idiot
>>57141037
My grandparents live in the Bavarian Forest, at the foot of the Alps. The picture you posted looks a lot like where they live. I've seen those places hundreds of times, wanna see something different.
got a pound on rees-mogg to be the next tory leader at 100/1
>>57141200
>post film about british military
>you post american military
>this makes me a cuck
think you've had one too many
>>57141213
can I stay with them??
Literally no difference between Lisicki and Poleaboo
shame Lisicki doesn't cut himself though
Slept fully clothed between 6pm and 12am AMA
eatin some cheezy poofz
>>57141244
i'm a bit more blunt with my satiricalism 2bh
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>57141045
Breathtaking
Imagine running around there and chilling with your friends
Would probably get sniped by taliban though
Islam actually ruins everything
>>57141213
>grandparents live in the alps
>is visiting Iran
billionaire?
>>57141166
>implying Rooney couldn't do that with his eyes closed
Hey
*clears throat*
So tired
*sigh*
So tired...
ribena jannered
>>57141174
Correct
But you don't 'need' to go to university to learn anything, really
What you need is the piece of paper at the end that says you learnt it (not that you actually did learn anything) so that you're qualified for certain jobs
Just my take on it anyway *
Looks like someone got cut from this thread
>>57141270
Christ almighty
Hey btw
>>57140807
janitor i demand you clean this up
NOW
>>57141049
hey there
doing a being drunk on my own
>>57141297
kek he is probably throwing a shitfit right now in his house like that autistic kid on the louis thorax documentary
holy shit just realized my mini grinder fits inside my big grinder
this opens so many fucking possibilities holy shit
an odd nigger feeling on your back
>>57141293
FOY
>>57141355
Post THC keif
Any psn lads here?
Wanna be buddies?
>>57141105
yes his owners came home and he started wagging his tail a lot and then ran down to them
was nice to watch
>>57141350
What are you drinking?
>>57141284
They are from Germany. So am I. I moved to England in 2004, but I still have a German passport so I can go anywhere in Iran. British citizens have to be on guided tours.
Also have been saving up innit.
>>57141238
Here is a picture I took a few minutes from their house when I visited them in 2014.
imagine being born ugly.
how horrible that must be.
>>57141397
literally just got finished rolling joints with almost all my kief
>>57141206
People who go touring third world countries are generally liberal idiots
If I were to go to the middle east it would be to Israel, and for sex tourism not for fucking food or shitty temples. I heard college aged Israeli birds are STACKED.
>>57141297
how do you know?
>>57141400
I would but 4chn m8
>>57141443
all of his posts have been deleted
>>57141400
Fifa 16 on ps4 or get fucked
>>57141406
t. the mong who puts the edition in the title
>>57141045
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Band-e_Amir_National_Park
>Brits unironically think this is a good looking landscape and a good holiday destination
>>57141438
Lucky for you, you dont need to imagine
>>57141400
would but i made my psn when i was like 12 and it's doxxable info innit
>>57141455
``no"
>>57141316
yeah but if you can speak a language without doing a degree it is much easier to demonstrate than other courses
Imagine being born good looking and being a massive fucking useless autist like Lisicki
lmao
>>57141487
>>57141438
what colour eyes do you have? I can't remember what you said
@57141477
CONCIERGE WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONCIERGE WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONCIERGE WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONCIERGE WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONCIERGE WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>57141440
>not saving it for a special occasion >>57141480
doxxed
>>57141541
lmao
>>57141513
doxable info 2bh la'
>>57141541
lel
>>57141541
nice
Wake up sheeple
>>57141541
>>57141568
oh okay. you were a bit more forthcoming a year ago
my memory says blue eyes, and dark/black hair
good combo if so
>>57141541
you know theres actual nudes out there right
i'm the new poleboo
My life is proper bad and that
Sympathise with me
Sorry for living
When yer pal gets back with his ex bird
>look up
>see this
wat do??
>it's another islamophobic thread
>>57141455
I have FIFA 15 desu
>>57141578
do people actually spend time writing this shite
>>57141611
stop replying to him
Lads can someone explain losing weight and dieting to me
I only ate around 1000 calories today as I'm a fat fuck but apperantly this is bad? Am I supposed to eat 2000 then exercise to lose more?? But aren't you supposed to only jog 3 times a week?
i need to wank and piss
every minute I waste not wanking the urge to piss will become too much
if I piss then I can't wank because I can't wank without having a piss afterwards
>>57141646
You're supposed to have an irish flag when you tell me that
once i was 20 years old
sat on my own
my story never got told
considered ending it but never seriously
i feel like having hot dogs for dinner tomorrow
>>57141611
not telling you soz
xc
>>57141640
>t. paki
>>57141642
Tramp fuck off ameripoor
>>57141674
Deep lad
No poleboo though
>>57141045
Yeah or you could just go to Norway for a landscape that's a trillion times better with no pakis
>>57141611
here you go
http://desustorage.org/int/search/text/blue%20eye%2A/tripcode/%21%21%200fFMSfJHLfv/
lads i just have the urge to blurt out random words all the time, and sometimes a nervous burst of energy just makes me jump out of my chair and run around, sometimes whilst shouting these same words. do i have some kind of mental condition? it literally never happens in public though
>>57141652
if it tastes good it's bad for you and you shouldn't be eating it
>>57141652
read the sticky on /fit/
>>57141753
nice
ever laugh so much you throw up?
>>57141745
>with no pakis
perfectly content with dying alone in the european race war
>>57141763
there goes my protein intake...
>>57141732
We can't be buddies irl?
>>57141791
that's a big clit
>>57141753
DOOOOOOOOXED
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSßS
Not a big fan of Islam
The reason why
The reason why
The reason why I had to die
Did I bleed the blood of greed?
What was my destiny?
>perfectly content with dying alone in the european race war
>>57141438
Imagine being born Gandy
love it when that cunt gets banned
>>57141769
I did multiple times but im still confused
>>57141674
is this a song
>>57141753
how did he grow an inch?
>>57141791
Imagine accidentally doing this
Dear oh dear
>>57141827
Nah mate you're a fucking povvo twat
I'd smack your lips off if you came round talking about Fifa 15
ARE YOU DIZZY BLUD?
Holidays in North Korea are a little different than most, as citizens are 'asked' to pay homage to the great leader at various monuments. The resulting lines can last several miles.
alright i'll see you in a wank lads
>>57141745
I like this post. It's got layers. Like an onion.
need a wee
>>57141872
dunno
seems he can't make up his mind whether he is 6'2 or 6'3 desu
what's your favourite chippy?
How do normies deal with the crushing loneliness? Do they ever have existential crisis's?
Pyongyang from above.
>>57141798
Yes I'm sure there are pakis living in that small town in a fjord in northern Norway.
>>57141922
>normies
>crushing loneliness
>>57141915
rasheed al rasheed best chippy innit, it's just down the road from me
>>57141674
/brit/: the post
>>57141915
Can't remember what it's called but it's that one opposite small heath asda
Begins with B
can't believe what a sad cunt I am
>>57141915
wtf is a 'chippy'?
Western brands and goods are available to the elite in Pyongyang, where higher end items can be purchased only in Euros and Dollars.
i love pakistan
>>57141941
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1583815/Worlds-most-northerly-kebab-shop-opened.html
theyre fucking everywhere
>>57141213
The alps really are boring once you've seen them for the thousandth time.
Europe is becoming boring for me now, the only hope is visiting the desert in Spain soon.
>>57141863
literally how
idk just eat enough to cover your bmr but eat a balanced diet, reduce sugar, exercise about 3x a week
>>57141922
They just laugh it off and head to "da club"
>>57141982
really lad
literally insane how much better life is when youve consumed alcohol
>>57141915
>>57141960
>chippy
its chipper you fucking morons
>>57141987
The grave couldn't keep Kim Jong-il from those bargains
>>57142003
giz a billion pls boss
>>57142027
>3rd eye status: never opened
>>57141987
Why are the shopping carts so tiny?
>>57141915
Salt and vinegar
>>57142003
>The alps really are boring once you've seen them for the thousandth time.
>monaco flag
Is this is the most billionaire post ever?
>>57141915
there is one I like that does great chicken. I think it got really popular because they redecorated the inside, made it look like a proper KFC-like takeaway restaurant, and even hired white people
>>57142027
true
literally want to get drunk every single second of the day
but its way funner drinking with the lads and i dont want to become an alcoholic
fucking stupid friends are never up for drinking
>>57142050
willpower
In 1968, North Korea captured the USS Pueblo, an intelligence vessel that is now a museum in Pyongyang.
>>57142017
yes
like a 'chip' shop
potato chip?
>>57142048
rasheed
>>57142037
small cuts
big one when
