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Saoirse Edition
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Asuka.
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PADDIES OUT
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Can't find my prostate.
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wew
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janny
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dara
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>Dad get's me a Bear Grylls self help book
>Read it
>"Success is only decided by those who keep trying when they're set back"
>"Don't worry about money just do what you love and money will come"

Ah yes this coming from the son of a Tory life peer who was born into riches very impressive
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>>57073117
>>57073160
no, it's the place where we met

a national park in finland

i've convinced her i'm going away with work, and i'm flying out tomorrow, booked the same cabin we stayed in and i'm going to wait there for her

really hoping she figures it out because i've paid for her ticket
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she done nudes yet?
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YANKS OUT. PADDIES IN.
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>>57073184
shes a cute girl doing normal things. fuck off neckbeard
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>>57073184
Good choice with the banana, keeping her ions up
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>>57073211
tbf how many other sons of tory peers have been as successful as he has
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ah yes, /brit/ very impressive
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>>57073213
FONT
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>>57073231
thats what I said you fucking yank

wew is just a general word that can be applied in any situation and can mean anything

yank
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>>57073075
New York is an overpriced dump too
For example, instead of a small house with no AC and shit cars parked all over the place...
You could have something like this for less than HALF the price.
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/8-Berkshire-Dr_Richmond_VA_23229_M69104-83303#photo0

That's almost 12,000 square feet of immaculate home with a good sized lawn
(though I would repaint the bedrooms)
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>>57073230
But I'm 1/4th Irish
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>>57073211
>Buying self-help books
Dad's third eye status: superglued shut.
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>>57073231
yes, hands off the lady
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$100k would get you a literal mansion where i live but in NYC it would barely get you a cot in a basement
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>>57073230
not really a good substitute
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listening to 5/4 time drum and bass
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>>57073278
*tips fedora*
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>>57073293
Sounds like you're the yank equivalent of a poortherner
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459155588099.webm
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test
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>>57071913
Same
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>>57073293
>implying

literally paid 2k a month for a studio apartment near manhattan
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>>57073280
youre a fucking idiot if you literally cant see why somebody would want to live in the centre of london lmao

air con isnt common cos it doesnt get that fucking hot, now jog on
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>>57073302
not an argument
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thinking about it, have absolutely no problem at all with hindu indians
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>>57073211
>self help book
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>>57073257
how are you doing today, destroyer of europe?
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>>57073280
>Richmond, Virginia
Sounds fucking shit, why would anyone want to live somewhere like that when you could live in a fun city like London or New York?

Big houses in the countryside or the suburbs like that are for when you're in your 40s and want to settle down.
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*bends you to my will*
hmm, ah yes, very intriguing
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>>57073357
horrible clown face

british girls need to lay off the makeup a bit
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>>57073354
>2k a month for a studio apartment
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>>57073293
>houses cost more in a desirable place to live with a high population density

i wonder why...
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Give me a reason why I shouldn't kill myself
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turkey bitch loves her turkey
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>Caring about money
>Not just using it as a means to have adventures and live life to fullest

Ah yes you can be the richest man in the graveyard!
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>>57073314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NndI9_bwVo8
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Ngl, I fucking hate the Irish.
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>>57073414
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anime
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>>57073414
we have a new frog to circulate
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>>57073374
website?
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>>57073414
why does the guy on the left have tits?
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>>57073414

best drink (wine)
best food
best architecture

top tier landscapes
top tier language
top tier history

go study your own country and then you should be proud to be italian
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>>57073414
memes

>>57073435
lol
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>>57073414
Sorry, can't.
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>>57073445
gosh karen!
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just got this message
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>>57073429
nice

>>57073445

>>57073486
delete
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Manime.
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>>57073455
http://test.mensa.no
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>>57073414
I have lots of reasons why I shouldn't kill myself. Don't know about you though Luigi
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I'm getting cabin fever from sitting inside all day but it's raining and miserable outside.

What do?
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drinking coffee from my keurig
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>>57073445
>>57073486
Karen is a shit

Alice > Karen
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>>57073426
>Not caring about something that allows you to have more and more exciting adventures
Ah yes, I'm sure you'll have no regrets on your deathbed as you look over at me in the private ward, surrounded by a bevy of supermodels, infinitely better travelled and happier than you could imagine.
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>>57073488
sent ;)
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>>57073356
I understand why someone would want to live there, any I even understand why the prices are so outrageous, but I don't understand why anyone would want to live there for those prices.

>>57073372
>being in your late teens your entire life
good people DO NOT live in cities 2bh
Here's a literal mansion still for almost 1m less than a small house in London
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/4603-Sulgrave-Rd_Richmond_VA_23221_M54787-44532
That laundry room is bigger and nicer than most London bedrooms
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>>57073493
canda why do you post here
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>>57073543
In a few hours time we're going in the same hole.
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>>57073525
DELETE

>>57073564
EXTREMELY LEWD
brit on vacation
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>>57073134
>>57073134
>>57073134
>>57073134
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>>57073515
Go for a walk in the rain. It's the best time to walk actually, it clears your head of all thoughts, it's reinvigorating and best of all most people are inside so you'll have the outdoors pretty much to yourself.
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>living in a constant rainy grey country
I like a lot of things about the UK, but this part sucks.

dunno why you do it. If there were at least nice landscapes that'd be cool. But most countries have much more impressive mountain ranges, forests, and national parks in general.
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met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?
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Anime.
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>>57073365
FUCK OFF

We literally contributed half of EUrope's culture along with the French

>British
>European

TOP KEK
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>>57073564
Should we go?
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I just wish I weren't a total failure. Someone gotta be "that guy" though after all, amirite?

>>57073474
who gives a shit about being proud to be italian? I want to be proud to be myself, mr anon anonimo

>>57073473
mad gains

>>57073477
I have been memeing hard in the last couple of days, didn't work

>>57073483
Np, at least you tried

>>57073510
Fair enough
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thoughts?
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>Paki been on the island a minute and already crying
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>>57073619
Tell him that Islam is the religion of peace as he cums in you.
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>>57073488
Desperate.
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>>57073619
don't lie on the internet
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>>57073211
>very impressive
he was in 23 SAS mate, so yes it is fucking impressive you retard
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>>57073697
>reserves
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>>57073649
tldr
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>>57073555
Truly mentally ill comment.
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>>57073697
I'm not denying his success I'm questioning his words of wisdom when he's had such an easy upbringing.

He says not to worry about money but that's because he's always had it.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RNQoRotaMj
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Ah yes, London, very impressive.
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>>57073649
op is a faggot for siding with the girl (literally his wife's daughter) unconditionally over his son
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Safe
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>>57073653
Yeah what the fuck was that about? They literally just landed and he completely broke down. Why?
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it's nearly normie hours in /brit/

time for all the posts about gfs and such
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>>57073587
holiday*

bloody yanks

>>57073633
Yes. You can come back when you get your old flag back.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_house_movement
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>dunno why you do it.
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>>57073779
it's a meme you dip
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>>57073719
to be fair reserve SAS is basically as time-consuming as the regs
It's 26 consecutive weekends for pre-selection and another 26 later on for actual selection
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>>57073697
Yes, but you've clearly missed the point.

Have yerslef a biscuit.
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>>57073719
stupid black bastard

exactly the same entry requirements for reserves as for regulars

fucking jf piece of shit
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Humanity is divided into two groups of people: Londoners and wannabe Londoners.
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Learn to juggle for all of 5 minutes and now I've completely forgotten how to do it again

feel like shit
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>>57073649
stupid fucks
they should respect their son and fuck right out of his life
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@57073779

Please refrain from sexualising anime.
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>>57073649
His son deserves it for being a fucking redditor 2bh
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>>57073779
Fine. Goodbye.
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>>57073841
I hate London though.
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>>57073134

>mfw today we have reached 23°C in Barcelona. I'm sweating, dehydrated, and can't walk without looking at the floor because of the fucking sun.

I want to get out of this oven we call a country.
Please can I come to comfy, rainy Great Britain?
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Got a gf lads.
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Today I found myself the subject of an Internet meme. Not for the first time.

This one, however, stands out from the rest.

In 2010, semi-retired from acting, I was keeping a low-profile for a number of reasons.

First and foremost, I was suicidal.

This is a subject I've since written about, spoken about, shared about.

But at the time I suffered in silence. As so many do. The extent of my struggle known to very, very few.

Ashamed and in pain, I considered myself damaged goods. And the voices in my head urged me down the path to self-destruction. Not for the first time.

I've struggled with depression since childhood. It's a battle that's cost me time, opportunities, relationships, and a thousand sleepless nights.

In 2010, at the lowest point in my adult life, I was looking everywhere for relief/comfort/distraction. And I turned to food. It could have been anything. Drugs. Alcohol. Sex. But eating became the one thing I could look forward to. Count on to get me through. There were stretches when the highlight of my week was a favorite meal and a new episode of TOP CHEF. Sometimes that was enough. Had to be.

And I put on weight. Big f--king deal.

One day, out for a hike in Los Angeles with a friend, we crossed paths with a film crew shooting a reality show. Unbeknownst to me, paparazzi were circling. They took my picture, and the photos were published alongside images of me from another time in my career. "Hunk To Chunk." "Fit To Flab." Etc.

My mother has one of those "friends" who's always the first to bring you bad news. They clipped one of these articles from a popular national magazine and mailed it to her. She called me, concerned.

In 2010, fighting for my mental health, it was the last thing I needed.

Long story short, I survived.

Now, when I see that image of me in my red t-shirt, a rare smile on my face, I am reminded of my struggle.

The first time I saw this meme pop up in my social media feed, I have to admit, it hurt to breathe.
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>>57073649
son will probably kill himself tbqh
good work daddy
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>>57073890
Good lad.
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>>57073781
>it's cool to live in a shed now
speaking of mental illness

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1308-E-Cary-St-A_Richmond_VA_23219_M66933-85096#photo0
>tfw no penthouse in Carytown with all the college qts
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act like a wasteman?

nah, that's not me
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>>57073781
oregon is so comfy.

me and my mates did a roadtrip across the west coast and loved it
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Lads, my wife is accusing me of cheating on her and her son has sided with her. What do?
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https://www.flickr.com/photos/12403504@N02/11168289233/

wew
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been a naughty boy and have been lifting but massively slacked off on cardio haha
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Just a quickie today lads
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>>57073890
How'd you do that
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>>57073856
I'm just posting images of Karen.

It's not my fault she can hardly keep her clothes on.
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>>57073937
Don't talk to me or my wife's son again.
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Are they gonna win £75k on The Chase?
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>>57073957
v good post
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>>57073927
wish I could do a US roadtrip

doing a roadtrip across america with mates is literally my #1 dream, I can die happy after it
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i was delayed i was waylaid
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exceedingly good website

http://datashine.org.uk/#table=QS201EW&col=QS201EW0002&ramp=YlOrRd&layers=BTTT&zoom=9&lon=-2.0118&lat=53.5778
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>>57073947
Asked this girl if she wanted to go out with me and she said "yeah alri"
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>>57073937
>having a wife in the first place
only good if you enjoy the eventual cucking desu
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>>57073841
Sorry but I live in London and it is shit.

Can't wait to leave.
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>>57073937

Prove that she is, indeed, the cheater. Now she just wants Jamal so she is trying to dump you and ruin your life as much as possible.
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>>57073995
Wew
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>>57073981
never got to do one and now I never stop thinking about it.

Unfortunately all my mates are all too busy with work now.

Maybe someday with a gf
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Is there any difference between SCART & HDMI for a DVD player?
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>>57073981
i want to do one too
shame i'm poor lol
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>women just build a fire drill and use it to start a fire

Fuck off this is so scripted. Most people don't even know what a fire drill is.

Also it looked like they had a plank of wood.
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>>57074046
HDMI will upscale
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>>57074009
Northern false flag.
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>>57074009
Living on London on sub-50k isn't ideal

I do it ;^)

On this money I'd rather live elsewhere, but all le jobs are here
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>>57073970
and then they'll blow it on a box in an alleyway in London

if they're really lucky they might even get a wood pallet for a roof.

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/5103-Cary-Street-Rd_Richmond_VA_23226_M51903-94120#photo0
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>>57074046
>SCART
get with the times grandad fuckin hell
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>>57074046
HDMI can transfer data faster, so you can watch the films on bigger screens and at higher speeds, SCART is more reliable however, AV cables can be a good middle ground.
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FUCK OFF SEXHAVERS

FUCK OFF SEXHAVERS
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>>57074110
Not me pham, my tech-illiterate mum went out and bought one today.
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NORMUALS FUCKAROOOOOOOOOO
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werk werk werk
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foy
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>>57073927
What did you take, PCH all the way up the coast?
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lmao, this Glasto lineup is a real shitter.
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Who would win?
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>>57074109
Nobody grows up dreaming of living in Richmond, Virginia - or anywhere in Virginia. They dream of living in London, NYC, LA, Paris, Tokyo.
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>>57074185
Yes, it's not like there isn't a variety of other stages with acts playing people can't go and watch.
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>>57074207
aka relevant cities like Copenhagen
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>>57074196
never lost a battle

can't help people that don't know what's good for them
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>>57074095
I earn more than 50k and it's still shit.

I plan on leaving before the end of the year.
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>>57074207
I grew up in LA and dream of living in London desu
I'm happy in LA too so it's win/win either way
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>>57074238
Dream on, Lurpak.
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here's anime character that looks exactly like me

thoughts?
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>>57074350
You are a nonce.
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>match with real innocent looking qt on tinder
>from Essex
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>>57074207
4/5 of those are shitholes at this point and the Japs don't like whites

>Why yes, I'm a fan of paying $5.61 MILLION US dollars for a 200 sq ft box just because I saw the city on tv a couple times when terrorists attacked it
>Why no, I don't want drastically more for drastically less
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/221-Dryden-Ln_Richmond_VA_23229_M61319-47904#photo0
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for FUCK sake lads mum saw my piss bucket again
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/un-says-falkland-islands-argentinian-7646135

>UN says Falkland Islands are in Argentinian waters

Good. Literally never understood what the fucking point of them is
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>>57074303
pablo
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>>57074238
Fuck off, Baconboy.
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here's anime character that looks exactly like me

thoughts?
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>>57074375
Me
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Copenhagen is about as relevant as Milton Keynes. I mean i'd much rather live in Copenhagen, don't get me wrong....but relevant?

>>57074375
I know some innocent qts from Essex desu, and they don't even have the horrible accent.
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My wife and I found out that I was infertile last year. At first, we were devastated, as it had always been a dream of ours to have a child and raise it together. Adoption seemed like the only choice for us to fulfill that dream.

However, we were skeptical of adoption. I felt it was unfair to my wife for us to adopt a child that did not share our DNA, just because I was the one that was infertile. But she was still perfectly able to have kids.

Instead, we found a nice young gentleman called Tyrone to impregnate my wife so the child would at least have her DNA. We felt it was appropriate to contact a black male to impregnate her, as it would have been problematic and shown undertones of racism if we had simply asked a white male, especially due to their privileged status in society.

As a white man myself, I wholeheartedly agreed to let Tyrone impregnate our wife. Our little baby boy was born last December, and we simply couldn't be happier!

Of course we allowed Tyrone to live with us through this, as the child is biologically his - it would have been extremely racist to simply throw him out and not let him see the child. He has been so kind and helpful to our family that he often shares my wife's bed now (which I of course support - no white male should ever instruct a black man what to do or not do).

I'm happy to announce that Tyrone has yet again impregnated my wife, and our second child is due next Winter! We couldn't be a happier couple.
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here's anime character that looks exactly like me

thoughts?
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>>57074396
rasheed
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>>57074396
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGE
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Poleaboos first attempt at shopping nudes has been poor
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>>57074403
Hola, wanna do shots of mezcal with me?
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>>57074420
EHHHHHHH!?!?
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the one in the middle looks like my gf t͏bh
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>>57073697
Why was he in so many?
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>>57074450

fuck off mijo
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>>57074303
>tfw no bungalow with a pool just outside LA
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>>57074396
>Good
t. John McDonnell
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Where were you when Sir Jamie Vardy brought football back home?
>>
>>57074444
fuck islam
>>
>>57074396
le empire

Thing is, the cunts there don't even consider themselves British, they want the benefits of being a BOT, whilst remaining independent.

Fuck 'em.
>>
>>57074396
>Since then the island's tiny population has insisted on staying British - with 1,513 out of 1,517 reaffirming their citizenship in a 2013 referendum.
The other 4 should be hung
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>>57074409
he said qt x
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>>57074482

>gif

fuck off
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>>57074396
Rasheed
>>
anime fuck off
>>
>>57074420
I'm going to need a side by side picture, NOW.
>>
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>>57074406
>>57074420
fuck off lads I'm serious

he actually looks just like me
>>
Got le pay rise today lads

Still on shit money, but oh well! ;^)
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here's anime character that looks exactly like me

thoughts?
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>>57074537
>>
>>57074396
Could someone from Britain emigrate to the Falklands?
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have spent the last 2 hours looking at old maps
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>>57074503

>hung
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>>57074488
Are you going to fuck off when you lose tonight?
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>>57074537
what are you doing in my kitchen handsome x
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>>57074561
FARNHAM MENTIONED
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>>57074537
looking like a million dollars
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>work to earn money
>use the money to buy a house/ start a family
>now there's no guarantee that you will own your own home
>renting is too expensive
>your main goal is out
>but you continue to work for money which will be never enough
>you continue to work in a job you hate for less pay and for more hours even though you STILL will probably never have enough money to buy your own home
>you sacrifice your time, health and freedom for something which is increasingly unlikely
>marriage is a sham
>women are liars

What are we supposed to work towards?
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wondering why "soup" is spelled with a u instead of just being "soop"

you don't pronounce is like "sowp" so why is there a u?
>>
>>57073486
alri adam johnson
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>>57074506
I am qt :c
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>>57074557
yes, but it's not easy and there's fuck all there
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>>57074570
Nah you Scottish twat
Stay bitter and get banged
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>>57074482
>tfw rooftop bars in Downtown LA sipping on mojitos and chatting with the birds on warm summer nights
Feels good
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here's anime character that looks exactly like me

thoughts?
>>
>>57074416
I guess, how do people there get that horrible accent then?

Probably have spoke to people from Essex but didn't know cos they don't have the horrible accent haha
>>
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>>57074494
Hmm...
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>>57074628

hows the crime in LA?
>>
>>57074503
>Since then the island's tiny population has insisted on staying British
No, you fucking dip. They voted to remain an Overseas Territory of the UK.
>>
Should I go for a walk?
>>
>>57074602
This is why the West is failing. Young men have no direction in life. A man needs a purpose and our generation have none
>>
>>57074664
An Overseas Territory is still part of Britain you fucking nonce.
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>>57074646
They get it purposely by wanting to talk like those mongs on TOWIE, no one actually has that accent naturally
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>>57074603
Your grasp of the English language is shockingly poor although this is what happens when you start taking the letter U out of every word
Surprised yanks don't call it sop
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>>57074396
theyre part of the island chain stretching from the uk to the british antarctic territory

also the territorial waters we can claim by owning the falklands have 1 billion barrels of oil we could extract

plus argentinas claim to them isnt even that strong
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>>57074396
t. Jeremy Corbyn
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>>57074648
Hmm...
>>
>>57074602
I don't understand, why can't you just have enough money to live comfortably. Not exactly hard.
>>
>>57073134
Whoa, wait, is Saoirse suddenly hot again?
>>
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/12831-Chesdin-Point-Ct_Chesterfield_VA_23838_M66263-85611#photo0
>why no, I don't want a nice house on the reservoir where I can kick back on my boat and drink with the boys while our trophy wives go for a dip in the pool. I'd rather pay 3 times as much live in a tiny cramped rowhome in London with the pakis
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>>57074572
what is karen doing in MY kitchen?
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>>57074656
Depends on certain parts of the city but it can be pretty bad at times
There were 5 shootings on the news last Friday alone
>>
>men find water
>urinate in it

Ah yes
>>
mad that because frances islands are an integral part of france as EU citizens it wouuld be easiier for lads from britain to move there than to move to british overseas territories
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>>57074702
>le olde english may may

spelling words the way they're pronounced simply makes sense

being fancy is for posh twats
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>>57074730
>implying millionaires who live in central london dont also have large homes in the countryside

embarassing yourself la
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>>57074692
Fucking Hell.

It isn't. It is no part of the UK at all, you thick paki.
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I want independence.
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>women's sport
ah yes I truly enjoy watching the physically inferior sex competing in feats of physical strength and endurance
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>>57074730
do you know the tredegar iron works?

did you know it was named after a place in wales?
>>
>grown british men literally call them "mushy peas"

you do realiZe you sound like a fucking baby when you say that? wahhhh mummy i want mushy wushy peas!!!
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>>57074769
Anyone that calls people posh twats are deluded middle class champagne socialists Tbh.
>>
gf is currently having passionate sex with a black man
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>>57074815
>wanting to be 3rd world
>>
>>57074803
An overseas territory is still territory of the UK so it is part of Britain. Fuck off you dirty paki shit.
>>
>>57074718
Good to see a fellow British person showing their patriotism, good on her!
>>
>>57074850
indubitably
>>
>>57074840
yanks put sugar in all their food because they are overgrown children
>>
>>57074858
>Not wanting to control your own destiny
>>
>>57074758
never mention france's islands around me or my son ever again
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>>57074807
>Ultimate Jedi Master
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Me on the right, you in the middle.
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>>57074824
>men's sport
what are you, gay?
>>
Abbi Secreaa has got some huge knockers, fucking hell
>>
just found my house on a 1677 map
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*sigh*

*pulls pic related out of back pocket*

looks like you lads need this
>>
made a peng match on tinder lads
>>
So many fedora worthy posts today... must... resist...
>>
>>57074396
The UN has zero credibility though

The UN can't just go around giving land to other countries

Argentina can try and fight for it all they like, we could just nuke Buenos Aires if they want it
>>
>>57073184
steroids in that water and also she wipes her mouth with a towel she just covered in sweat

GROSS
>>
>>57073881

>some clouds come
>some water drops start falling on me.
>think it's finally gonna rain
>realise it's some twat throwing water from his balcony.
>>
>>57074925
is that a real life birdcuck?
>>
>>57074947
Apart from wearing the lingerie she doesn't look anything special, especially from what I've seen swiping on tinder in Copenhagen?
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>>57074670
No it's pissing down
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>>57074946
Everything under the Crown is Britain
>>
>>57074947
Literally an escort
>>
found my house on a map from the 1560s

don't think britain was even invented back then
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>>57074942
FOB
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>>57074925
me on the left
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>>57074860
You're clearly a dumb paki straight off the boat without a fucking clue.

BOT's are not part of the UK. This is fact.
>>
Why are Muslims so disgusting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OlkUxJNDyQ
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>>57074995
that's a very nice bod son
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>capitol hill shooter is a black man
>shitskin plane hijacker isn't a terrorist

ah yes enjoying this anti-tumblr-rhetoric fuel very much
>>
>>57074903
mushy wushy peas mummy wahhhh
>>
>>57075042
>What is the crown
Gas yourself.
>>
>>57075003
>this damage control
>>
>>57074833
I do, we used to go by it to rockhop on Belle Isle and hang out on the river all the time.

Need to get back out there now that it's warm again.

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/12800-Ivey-Mill-Rd_Chesterfield_VA_23838_M51967-94202#photo1
>why no, I don't want an estate worthy of putting my name on. Not until I pay off my shed in London, at least.
>>
>>57075042
Pajeet
>>
Listening to Sleigh Bells lads.
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Who is this lass? Wouldn't mind holding her hand.
>>
Haircut was great btw lads, thanks for asking
>>
what the fuck my house is literally a thousand years old
>>
>>57074953
We aren't nuking anyone, m8.
>>
>>57074769
>spelling words the way they're pronounced
????

all words are spelt like they're pronounced
>>
Prove to me that Islam is not a religion of peace.

Pro-tip: You can't.
>>
haven't spoken to the gf in a week wahey
>>
>>57075130
MOOOOOOODSSS
>>
Need a bucks gf 2bh
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How many lions on your shirt lads?

3 here personally
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>>57075130
>>
>>57075063
The Crown =/= UK.

BOT's are not part of the UK.

Your argument was BTFO and now your shifting the goalposts to try and save face.
>>
>>57075130
more like this
>>
Used to be unironically very popular but in recent years I just started to ignore my friends because I realised I didn't actually like any of them. Now the only people I see are people on my course and family members, and if I'm not working then I just stay in and shitpost on 4chan.

tfw
>>
>>57073211
genuinely thought he was australian
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>that sex offender friend poleaboo blocked on whatsapp is contacting him via another phone
>quizzed about the new number he claimed "Lol new contract"
>this cunt is a compulsive liar, he made the claim 2 months ago that he just bought a new phone (a Samsung 6S or some shit because that's relevant)
>it's all lies, he's got like 4 numbers I'm currently aware of
>he asks me what I'm doing, if I'm at work etc.
>I fob him off, posting everything is fine
>I do this because I don't want to talk to him, it's him who wants to converse with me so he is the one who has to bring something to the conversation
>so I give him the chance and ask what's going on with him
>"same"
>fuck this
>tries CALLING me via Whatsapp
>Let it ring out

Pakis and whites are both deceitful vermin from poleaboos experiences but at least whites are better at keeping up their facades
>>
>people say doctors are smart
>this doctor on the bear grylls program saying to drink stagment water
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>>57075215
I'm not the same person you were arguing with.
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>>57075130

>both of these young teenagers have kissed more girls than I have
>>
>>57075188
>two girls kissing
>mods

You do know kissing isn't porn, right? twat
>>
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>>57075194
Would like one of these too if there's any going spare
>>
Gurkhas are fucking scary lads
https://youtu.be/VKkcTpCur7g?t=11m38s
>>
road man
gas man
waste man
bad man
>>
>>57075268
Underage is illegal
Fuck off, Johnson
>>
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How do Russians do it?
>>
you are more parasitic than candida
>>
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/2230-Monument-Ave_Richmond_VA_23220_M56260-39286#photo0
>You know what I really want? A house that has been in the country for longer than my family.
>>
>>57075253
So you're admitting you're a gormless retard to, or have you just reset your router, you thick nigger?
>>
>>57075302
Underage what? They're just kissing.

Stop making a big deal out of people kissing, virgin.
>>
>>57075331
What?
>>
>>57075305
bad bait
>>
>>57075273
wish i was a gurkha ngl
then i'll show em
>>
been a while since i had a good poo
>>
>>57075271
Nah she's all mine to rub my fanny over whenever I want.
>>
>>57075331
Rasheed
>>
The first thing Obama did when he became President was remove a bust of Winston Churchill from the White House.
Obama is the most anti-British President America have had since the revolution. Can't wait for the cunt to leave
>>
>>57075367
>>>/a/frica/
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>>57075326
not a fan of this desu
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rate my order lads
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>The first thing Obama did when he became President was remove a bust of Winston Churchill from the White House.
>Obama is the most anti-British President America have had since the revolution. Can't wait for the cunt to leave
>>
>>57075433
Good on him.
>>
What powers do The Crown, Commonwealth Realm, Commonwealth of Nations and Crown Dependencies have over those countries?
>>
>>57075433
Its cause some British lads tortured his granddad in world war 2 or something

top lads, those soldiers were.
>>
>>57075433
Obama's father was tortured during the Maw Maw rebellion
>>
>>57075474
>zubr

What kind of take away sells Polish lager? Based though 3bh
>>
>>57075474
How much, pinhead?
>>
Business idea: refine and bottle the smell of my own fresh bollocks

Heavenly scent and it ages like a fine wine.
>>
>>57075509
>>57075529
Why does he give a shit about his Dad when his Dad abandoned him?
>>
>>57075529
i thought his grandad was cook in the british army?
>>
>>57075451
Yea it's a little too close to the other house for a dining area. Needs a privacy fence or something.

Unfortunately Monument Ave runs right through the city so you're not going to get a lot of land there for any price.
>>
>>57075553

£15
>>
>>57075048
For a 20-25 year old? Not really. like good-average
>>
>>57075305
immediately pre-sanction was the best state Russia has been in since.....I don't even know when, ever? definitely since the 60s.

A lot to do with the oil price too ofc.
>>
>>57075561
you can't expect anything else from a black man
>>
>>57075529
rekt
>>
>>57075509

It was the Mau Mau uprising where we were basically Nazi levels of bad.

We put his balls in a vice. Not even joking.

We put something like a million Kenyans into camps, burned them alive, drilled holes in their ear drums and castrated them.

This was all after WW2, so there was really no excuse. We knew better.
>>
>>57075561
He has Major Daddy issues, his first book was about the short time he knew his Dad
>>
>>57075604
Shame we did not kill his Dad. Could have avoided all of this.
>>
B R E X I T
T O T A L M O N A R C H Y

BRINGING BACK THE E M P I R E
>>
Poleaboo is watching the last episode of Fresh Meat
>>
>>57075604
Fuck off Jamal
>>
>>57075604
hahahahahaahah thats fucking BANTEROUS

rule britannia
>>
I'm a hourly paid wage-cuck.

Can I claim holiday pay when I'm not actually going on holiday? Just gimme the money before the 6th of April senpai.
>>
>>57075604
Hid dad washes elephants his mum is a whore
>>
>>57075561
kek
>>
>>57075588
Judging by your standards, you sound like someone who only watches porn and TV-shows and never leaves the house
>>
>>57075635
Avoided what?
>>
>>57075759
Obama
>>
>>57075759
8 years of Obama.
>>
>>57075801
It's not been that bad.
>>
>>57075474
>desperados
Extremely good lad
>>
Why are spaniards invading our thread lads

t. Saxon
>>
>>57073946
what app is that?
>>
>>57076245
Why are you letting Abdul invade Europe?
>>
>>57076339
Not my choice lad
>>
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>>57076363
Why are you doing nothing to stop it?

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
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