Saoirse Edition
Asuka.
PADDIES OUT
Can't find my prostate.
wew
janny
dara
>Dad get's me a Bear Grylls self help book
>Read it
>"Success is only decided by those who keep trying when they're set back"
>"Don't worry about money just do what you love and money will come"
Ah yes this coming from the son of a Tory life peer who was born into riches very impressive
>>57073117
>>57073160
no, it's the place where we met
a national park in finland
i've convinced her i'm going away with work, and i'm flying out tomorrow, booked the same cabin we stayed in and i'm going to wait there for her
really hoping she figures it out because i've paid for her ticket
she done nudes yet?
YANKS OUT. PADDIES IN.
>>57073184
shes a cute girl doing normal things. fuck off neckbeard
>>57073184
Good choice with the banana, keeping her ions up
>>57073211
tbf how many other sons of tory peers have been as successful as he has
ah yes, /brit/ very impressive
>>57073213
FONT
>>57073231
thats what I said you fucking yank
wew is just a general word that can be applied in any situation and can mean anything
yank
>>57073075
New York is an overpriced dump too
For example, instead of a small house with no AC and shit cars parked all over the place...
You could have something like this for less than HALF the price.
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/8-Berkshire-Dr_Richmond_VA_23229_M69104-83303#photo0
That's almost 12,000 square feet of immaculate home with a good sized lawn
(though I would repaint the bedrooms)
>>57073230
But I'm 1/4th Irish
>>57073211
>Buying self-help books
Dad's third eye status: superglued shut.
>>57073231
yes, hands off the lady
$100k would get you a literal mansion where i live but in NYC it would barely get you a cot in a basement
>>57073230
not really a good substitute
listening to 5/4 time drum and bass
>>57073278
*tips fedora*
>>57073293
Sounds like you're the yank equivalent of a poortherner
test
>>57073293
>implying
literally paid 2k a month for a studio apartment near manhattan
>>57073280
youre a fucking idiot if you literally cant see why somebody would want to live in the centre of london lmao
air con isnt common cos it doesnt get that fucking hot, now jog on
>>57073302
not an argument
thinking about it, have absolutely no problem at all with hindu indians
>>57073211
>self help book
>>57073257
how are you doing today, destroyer of europe?
>>57073280
>Richmond, Virginia
Sounds fucking shit, why would anyone want to live somewhere like that when you could live in a fun city like London or New York?
Big houses in the countryside or the suburbs like that are for when you're in your 40s and want to settle down.
*bends you to my will*
hmm, ah yes, very intriguing
>>57073357
horrible clown face
british girls need to lay off the makeup a bit
>>57073354
>2k a month for a studio apartment
>>57073293
>houses cost more in a desirable place to live with a high population density
i wonder why...
Give me a reason why I shouldn't kill myself
turkey bitch loves her turkey
>Caring about money
>Not just using it as a means to have adventures and live life to fullest
Ah yes you can be the richest man in the graveyard!
>>57073314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NndI9_bwVo8
Ngl, I fucking hate the Irish.
anime
>>57073414
we have a new frog to circulate
>>57073374
website?
>>57073414
why does the guy on the left have tits?
>>57073414
best drink (wine)
best food
best architecture
top tier landscapes
top tier language
top tier history
go study your own country and then you should be proud to be italian
>>57073414
memes
>>57073435
lol
>>57073414
Sorry, can't.
>>57073445
gosh karen!
just got this message
>>57073429
nice
>>57073445
>>57073486
delete
Manime.
>>57073455
http://test.mensa.no
>>57073414
I have lots of reasons why I shouldn't kill myself. Don't know about you though Luigi
I'm getting cabin fever from sitting inside all day but it's raining and miserable outside.
What do?
drinking coffee from my keurig
>>57073445
>>57073486
Karen is a shit
Alice > Karen
>>57073426
>Not caring about something that allows you to have more and more exciting adventures
Ah yes, I'm sure you'll have no regrets on your deathbed as you look over at me in the private ward, surrounded by a bevy of supermodels, infinitely better travelled and happier than you could imagine.
>>57073488
sent ;)
>>57073356
I understand why someone would want to live there, any I even understand why the prices are so outrageous, but I don't understand why anyone would want to live there for those prices.
>>57073372
>being in your late teens your entire life
good people DO NOT live in cities 2bh
Here's a literal mansion still for almost 1m less than a small house in London
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/4603-Sulgrave-Rd_Richmond_VA_23221_M54787-44532
That laundry room is bigger and nicer than most London bedrooms
>>57073493
canda why do you post here
>>57073543
In a few hours time we're going in the same hole.
>>57073525
DELETE
>>57073564
EXTREMELY LEWD
brit on vacation
>>57073134
>>57073134
>>57073134
>>57073134
>>57073515
Go for a walk in the rain. It's the best time to walk actually, it clears your head of all thoughts, it's reinvigorating and best of all most people are inside so you'll have the outdoors pretty much to yourself.
>living in a constant rainy grey country
I like a lot of things about the UK, but this part sucks.
dunno why you do it. If there were at least nice landscapes that'd be cool. But most countries have much more impressive mountain ranges, forests, and national parks in general.
met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?
Anime.
>>57073365
FUCK OFF
We literally contributed half of EUrope's culture along with the French
>British
>European
TOP KEK
>>57073564
Should we go?
I just wish I weren't a total failure. Someone gotta be "that guy" though after all, amirite?
>>57073474
who gives a shit about being proud to be italian? I want to be proud to be myself, mr anon anonimo
>>57073473
mad gains
>>57073477
I have been memeing hard in the last couple of days, didn't work
>>57073483
Np, at least you tried
>>57073510
Fair enough
thoughts?
>Paki been on the island a minute and already crying
>>57073619
Tell him that Islam is the religion of peace as he cums in you.
>>57073488
Desperate.
>>57073619
don't lie on the internet
>>57073211
>very impressive
he was in 23 SAS mate, so yes it is fucking impressive you retard
>>57073697
>reserves
>>57073649
tldr
>>57073555
Truly mentally ill comment.
>>57073697
I'm not denying his success I'm questioning his words of wisdom when he's had such an easy upbringing.
He says not to worry about money but that's because he's always had it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RNQoRotaMj
Ah yes, London, very impressive.
>>57073649
op is a faggot for siding with the girl (literally his wife's daughter) unconditionally over his son
Safe
>>57073653
Yeah what the fuck was that about? They literally just landed and he completely broke down. Why?
it's nearly normie hours in /brit/
time for all the posts about gfs and such
>>57073587
holiday*
bloody yanks
>>57073633
Yes. You can come back when you get your old flag back.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_house_movement
>dunno why you do it.
>>57073779
it's a meme you dip
>>57073719
to be fair reserve SAS is basically as time-consuming as the regs
It's 26 consecutive weekends for pre-selection and another 26 later on for actual selection
>>57073697
Yes, but you've clearly missed the point.
Have yerslef a biscuit.
>>57073719
stupid black bastard
exactly the same entry requirements for reserves as for regulars
fucking jf piece of shit
Humanity is divided into two groups of people: Londoners and wannabe Londoners.
Learn to juggle for all of 5 minutes and now I've completely forgotten how to do it again
feel like shit
>>57073649
stupid fucks
they should respect their son and fuck right out of his life
@57073779
Please refrain from sexualising anime.
>>57073649
His son deserves it for being a fucking redditor 2bh
>>57073779
Fine. Goodbye.
>>57073841
I hate London though.
>>57073134
>mfw today we have reached 23°C in Barcelona. I'm sweating, dehydrated, and can't walk without looking at the floor because of the fucking sun.
I want to get out of this oven we call a country.
Please can I come to comfy, rainy Great Britain?
Got a gf lads.
Today I found myself the subject of an Internet meme. Not for the first time.
This one, however, stands out from the rest.
In 2010, semi-retired from acting, I was keeping a low-profile for a number of reasons.
First and foremost, I was suicidal.
This is a subject I've since written about, spoken about, shared about.
But at the time I suffered in silence. As so many do. The extent of my struggle known to very, very few.
Ashamed and in pain, I considered myself damaged goods. And the voices in my head urged me down the path to self-destruction. Not for the first time.
I've struggled with depression since childhood. It's a battle that's cost me time, opportunities, relationships, and a thousand sleepless nights.
In 2010, at the lowest point in my adult life, I was looking everywhere for relief/comfort/distraction. And I turned to food. It could have been anything. Drugs. Alcohol. Sex. But eating became the one thing I could look forward to. Count on to get me through. There were stretches when the highlight of my week was a favorite meal and a new episode of TOP CHEF. Sometimes that was enough. Had to be.
And I put on weight. Big f--king deal.
One day, out for a hike in Los Angeles with a friend, we crossed paths with a film crew shooting a reality show. Unbeknownst to me, paparazzi were circling. They took my picture, and the photos were published alongside images of me from another time in my career. "Hunk To Chunk." "Fit To Flab." Etc.
My mother has one of those "friends" who's always the first to bring you bad news. They clipped one of these articles from a popular national magazine and mailed it to her. She called me, concerned.
In 2010, fighting for my mental health, it was the last thing I needed.
Long story short, I survived.
Now, when I see that image of me in my red t-shirt, a rare smile on my face, I am reminded of my struggle.
The first time I saw this meme pop up in my social media feed, I have to admit, it hurt to breathe.
>>57073649
son will probably kill himself tbqh
good work daddy
>>57073890
Good lad.
>>57073781
>it's cool to live in a shed now
speaking of mental illness
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1308-E-Cary-St-A_Richmond_VA_23219_M66933-85096#photo0
>tfw no penthouse in Carytown with all the college qts
act like a wasteman?
nah, that's not me
>>57073781
oregon is so comfy.
me and my mates did a roadtrip across the west coast and loved it
Lads, my wife is accusing me of cheating on her and her son has sided with her. What do?
https://www.flickr.com/photos/12403504@N02/11168289233/
wew
been a naughty boy and have been lifting but massively slacked off on cardio haha
Just a quickie today lads
>>57073890
How'd you do that
>>57073856
I'm just posting images of Karen.
It's not my fault she can hardly keep her clothes on.
>>57073937
Don't talk to me or my wife's son again.
Are they gonna win £75k on The Chase?
>>57073957
v good post
>>57073927
wish I could do a US roadtrip
doing a roadtrip across america with mates is literally my #1 dream, I can die happy after it
i was delayed i was waylaid
exceedingly good website
http://datashine.org.uk/#table=QS201EW&col=QS201EW0002&ramp=YlOrRd&layers=BTTT&zoom=9&lon=-2.0118&lat=53.5778
>>57073947
Asked this girl if she wanted to go out with me and she said "yeah alri"
>>57073937
>having a wife in the first place
only good if you enjoy the eventual cucking desu
>>57073841
Sorry but I live in London and it is shit.
Can't wait to leave.
>>57073937
Prove that she is, indeed, the cheater. Now she just wants Jamal so she is trying to dump you and ruin your life as much as possible.
>>57073995
Wew
>>57073981
never got to do one and now I never stop thinking about it.
Unfortunately all my mates are all too busy with work now.
Maybe someday with a gf
Is there any difference between SCART & HDMI for a DVD player?
>>57073981
i want to do one too
shame i'm poor lol
>women just build a fire drill and use it to start a fire
Fuck off this is so scripted. Most people don't even know what a fire drill is.
Also it looked like they had a plank of wood.
>>57074046
HDMI will upscale
>>57074009
Northern false flag.
>>57074009
Living on London on sub-50k isn't ideal
I do it ;^)
On this money I'd rather live elsewhere, but all le jobs are here
>>57073970
and then they'll blow it on a box in an alleyway in London
if they're really lucky they might even get a wood pallet for a roof.
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/5103-Cary-Street-Rd_Richmond_VA_23226_M51903-94120#photo0
>>57074046
>SCART
get with the times grandad fuckin hell
>>57074046
HDMI can transfer data faster, so you can watch the films on bigger screens and at higher speeds, SCART is more reliable however, AV cables can be a good middle ground.
FUCK OFF SEXHAVERS
FUCK OFF SEXHAVERS
>>57074110
Not me pham, my tech-illiterate mum went out and bought one today.
NORMUALS FUCKAROOOOOOOOOO
werk werk werk
foy
>>57073927
What did you take, PCH all the way up the coast?
lmao, this Glasto lineup is a real shitter.
Who would win?
>>57074109
Nobody grows up dreaming of living in Richmond, Virginia - or anywhere in Virginia. They dream of living in London, NYC, LA, Paris, Tokyo.
>>57074185
Yes, it's not like there isn't a variety of other stages with acts playing people can't go and watch.
>>57074207
aka relevant cities like Copenhagen
>>57074196
never lost a battle
can't help people that don't know what's good for them
>>57074095
I earn more than 50k and it's still shit.
I plan on leaving before the end of the year.
>>57074207
I grew up in LA and dream of living in London desu
I'm happy in LA too so it's win/win either way
>>57074238
Dream on, Lurpak.
here's anime character that looks exactly like me
thoughts?
>>57074350
You are a nonce.
>match with real innocent looking qt on tinder
>from Essex
>>57074207
4/5 of those are shitholes at this point and the Japs don't like whites
>Why yes, I'm a fan of paying $5.61 MILLION US dollars for a 200 sq ft box just because I saw the city on tv a couple times when terrorists attacked it
>Why no, I don't want drastically more for drastically less
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/221-Dryden-Ln_Richmond_VA_23229_M61319-47904#photo0
for FUCK sake lads mum saw my piss bucket again
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/un-says-falkland-islands-argentinian-7646135
>UN says Falkland Islands are in Argentinian waters
Good. Literally never understood what the fucking point of them is
>>57074303
pablo
>>57074238
Fuck off, Baconboy.
here's anime character that looks exactly like me
thoughts?
Copenhagen is about as relevant as Milton Keynes. I mean i'd much rather live in Copenhagen, don't get me wrong....but relevant?
>>57074375
I know some innocent qts from Essex desu, and they don't even have the horrible accent.
My wife and I found out that I was infertile last year. At first, we were devastated, as it had always been a dream of ours to have a child and raise it together. Adoption seemed like the only choice for us to fulfill that dream.
However, we were skeptical of adoption. I felt it was unfair to my wife for us to adopt a child that did not share our DNA, just because I was the one that was infertile. But she was still perfectly able to have kids.
Instead, we found a nice young gentleman called Tyrone to impregnate my wife so the child would at least have her DNA. We felt it was appropriate to contact a black male to impregnate her, as it would have been problematic and shown undertones of racism if we had simply asked a white male, especially due to their privileged status in society.
As a white man myself, I wholeheartedly agreed to let Tyrone impregnate our wife. Our little baby boy was born last December, and we simply couldn't be happier!
Of course we allowed Tyrone to live with us through this, as the child is biologically his - it would have been extremely racist to simply throw him out and not let him see the child. He has been so kind and helpful to our family that he often shares my wife's bed now (which I of course support - no white male should ever instruct a black man what to do or not do).
I'm happy to announce that Tyrone has yet again impregnated my wife, and our second child is due next Winter! We couldn't be a happier couple.
here's anime character that looks exactly like me
thoughts?
>>57074396
rasheed
>>57074396
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGE
Poleaboos first attempt at shopping nudes has been poor
>>57074403
Hola, wanna do shots of mezcal with me?
>>57074420
EHHHHHHH!?!?
the one in the middle looks like my gf t͏bh
>>57073697
Why was he in so many?
>>57074450
fuck off mijo
>>57074303
>tfw no bungalow with a pool just outside LA
>>57074396
>Good
t. John McDonnell
Where were you when Sir Jamie Vardy brought football back home?
>>57074444
fuck islam
>>57074396
le empire
Thing is, the cunts there don't even consider themselves British, they want the benefits of being a BOT, whilst remaining independent.
Fuck 'em.
>>57074396
>Since then the island's tiny population has insisted on staying British - with 1,513 out of 1,517 reaffirming their citizenship in a 2013 referendum.
The other 4 should be hung
>>57074409
he said qt x
>>57074482
>gif
fuck off
>>57074396
Rasheed
anime fuck off
>>57074420
I'm going to need a side by side picture, NOW.
>>57074406
>>57074420
fuck off lads I'm serious
he actually looks just like me
Got le pay rise today lads
Still on shit money, but oh well! ;^)
here's anime character that looks exactly like me
thoughts?
>>57074537
>>57074396
Could someone from Britain emigrate to the Falklands?
have spent the last 2 hours looking at old maps
>>57074503
>hung
>>57074488
Are you going to fuck off when you lose tonight?
>>57074537
what are you doing in my kitchen handsome x
>>57074561
FARNHAM MENTIONED
>>57074537
looking like a million dollars
>work to earn money
>use the money to buy a house/ start a family
>now there's no guarantee that you will own your own home
>renting is too expensive
>your main goal is out
>but you continue to work for money which will be never enough
>you continue to work in a job you hate for less pay and for more hours even though you STILL will probably never have enough money to buy your own home
>you sacrifice your time, health and freedom for something which is increasingly unlikely
>marriage is a sham
>women are liars
What are we supposed to work towards?
wondering why "soup" is spelled with a u instead of just being "soop"
you don't pronounce is like "sowp" so why is there a u?
>>57073486
alri adam johnson
>>57074506
I am qt :c
>>57074557
yes, but it's not easy and there's fuck all there
>>57074570
Nah you Scottish twat
Stay bitter and get banged
>>57074482
>tfw rooftop bars in Downtown LA sipping on mojitos and chatting with the birds on warm summer nights
Feels good
here's anime character that looks exactly like me
thoughts?
>>57074416
I guess, how do people there get that horrible accent then?
Probably have spoke to people from Essex but didn't know cos they don't have the horrible accent haha
>>57074494
Hmm...
>>57074628
hows the crime in LA?
>>57074503
>Since then the island's tiny population has insisted on staying British
No, you fucking dip. They voted to remain an Overseas Territory of the UK.
Should I go for a walk?
>>57074602
This is why the West is failing. Young men have no direction in life. A man needs a purpose and our generation have none
>>57074664
An Overseas Territory is still part of Britain you fucking nonce.
>>57074646
They get it purposely by wanting to talk like those mongs on TOWIE, no one actually has that accent naturally
>>57074603
Your grasp of the English language is shockingly poor although this is what happens when you start taking the letter U out of every word
Surprised yanks don't call it sop
>>57074396
theyre part of the island chain stretching from the uk to the british antarctic territory
also the territorial waters we can claim by owning the falklands have 1 billion barrels of oil we could extract
plus argentinas claim to them isnt even that strong
>>57074396
t. Jeremy Corbyn
>>57074648
Hmm...
>>57074602
I don't understand, why can't you just have enough money to live comfortably. Not exactly hard.
>>57073134
Whoa, wait, is Saoirse suddenly hot again?
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/12831-Chesdin-Point-Ct_Chesterfield_VA_23838_M66263-85611#photo0
>why no, I don't want a nice house on the reservoir where I can kick back on my boat and drink with the boys while our trophy wives go for a dip in the pool. I'd rather pay 3 times as much live in a tiny cramped rowhome in London with the pakis
>>57074572
what is karen doing in MY kitchen?
>>57074656
Depends on certain parts of the city but it can be pretty bad at times
There were 5 shootings on the news last Friday alone
>men find water
>urinate in it
Ah yes
mad that because frances islands are an integral part of france as EU citizens it wouuld be easiier for lads from britain to move there than to move to british overseas territories
>>57074702
>le olde english may may
spelling words the way they're pronounced simply makes sense
being fancy is for posh twats
>>57074730
>implying millionaires who live in central london dont also have large homes in the countryside
embarassing yourself la
>>57074692
Fucking Hell.
It isn't. It is no part of the UK at all, you thick paki.
I want independence.
>women's sport
ah yes I truly enjoy watching the physically inferior sex competing in feats of physical strength and endurance
>>57074730
do you know the tredegar iron works?
did you know it was named after a place in wales?
>grown british men literally call them "mushy peas"
you do realiZe you sound like a fucking baby when you say that? wahhhh mummy i want mushy wushy peas!!!
>>57074769
Anyone that calls people posh twats are deluded middle class champagne socialists Tbh.
gf is currently having passionate sex with a black man
>>57074815
>wanting to be 3rd world
>>57074803
An overseas territory is still territory of the UK so it is part of Britain. Fuck off you dirty paki shit.
>>57074718
Good to see a fellow British person showing their patriotism, good on her!
>>57074850
indubitably
>>57074840
yanks put sugar in all their food because they are overgrown children
>>57074858
>Not wanting to control your own destiny
>>57074758
never mention france's islands around me or my son ever again
>>57074807
>Ultimate Jedi Master
Me on the right, you in the middle.
>>57074824
>men's sport
what are you, gay?
Abbi Secreaa has got some huge knockers, fucking hell
just found my house on a 1677 map
*sigh*
*pulls pic related out of back pocket*
looks like you lads need this
made a peng match on tinder lads
So many fedora worthy posts today... must... resist...
>>57074396
The UN has zero credibility though
The UN can't just go around giving land to other countries
Argentina can try and fight for it all they like, we could just nuke Buenos Aires if they want it
>>57073184
steroids in that water and also she wipes her mouth with a towel she just covered in sweat
GROSS
>>57073881
>some clouds come
>some water drops start falling on me.
>think it's finally gonna rain
>realise it's some twat throwing water from his balcony.
>>57074925
is that a real life birdcuck?
