siesta edition
crayon pop
*does a siesta*
maisie
gonna go for a siesta myself
Immigrants out.
>Here's the controller m8
Falklands 2 happening when?
Fredo in the cut that's a scary sight
>>57070000
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-35914839
soon, tubby
soon
>>57069978
it's about this time innit
Asuka.
Did he do it?
>>57070000
never, it's going to be buenos aires 1
>>57069957
>>57069978
>>57069979
bog off rico
>>57070021
No, a skilled knife fighter wouldn't stab that way
>>57070021
he actually moved to chelsea the madman
>Baigong pipes
>random metallic pipes smelted 150,000 years ago in China
>long before smelting or modern civilisation
>local legend say it was for space travel many years ago
>some of the pipes are highly radioactive
>8% of the pipes are of an unidentified material
pretty cool
>>57070008
it's neet siesta time, normal sleeping hours are 2-4 iirc
>>57070032
all me
http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/theres-a-petition-to-stop-david-cameron-reentering-the-country--ZJl2PuBgNxW
hahah absolute cracking banter!!!!
>>57070039
going to need a youtube video about them with requiem for a dream playing in the background
English dude
>>57070045
>both posting on limit
good lad
>>57070044
lazy bastards
no wonder this country is in ruins
>>57070021
Yes. The whole point of the film was to prove that a jury is useless
>>57070045
never reply to me
this isnt 'banter', this isnt a joke; never reply to me again
Why is everyone in this thread a workingclass northerner
>>57070093
will do xx
I'm learning juggle
I had some pretty good progress, but now I've lost it all.
haha
>>57070108
shit gimmick
>>57070082
IS IN RUINS LOLO
>>57070122
we paid debts ages ago, at the pub
stupid germanys fault for getting so pissed they don't remember
kek
returning to /brit/ to see many of my gimmicks and phrases pleases me but at the same time I loathe you like mere dogs for scampering around in big boy clothes without the faintest hint of originality
pathetic, lovable pawns, your dance is bittersweet
>it's a nothing happens season
>>57070110
>>57070114
heh, very 'funny' friendo
you dont know what i can do with computers
put it this way; if i were you, id have good reason to be worried
so which parts of britain is most like california? or alabama? or texas? or florida? or new york?
>>57070039
they're just fossilised tree roots
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
>>57070120
It makes people angry though :^)
Picture I took of the wife.
>>57070053
I like how they chose such a nice photo of them
>>57070155
I thought north africans almost never referred to themselves as african?????
How to prevent infertility for men
>Have safe sex.
Some sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) such as chlamydia and gonorrhea can cause scarring and block the sperm passage. Men should practice “safe sex” by staying in a monogamous relationship, wearing condoms or practicing abstinence.
>Avoid drugs and alcohol.
Smoking marijuana or using any recreational drug or alcohol has an effect on sperm count and motility and is linked to male infertility. Stopping drug and heavy alcohol use is important in preventing infertility. Smoking cigarettes and exposure to secondhand smoke can also impact fertility. In addition, anabolic steroid use has been shown to promote testicular atrophy, reduce sperm count and quality and even lead to sterility. Talk to your partner now about stopping drug or alcohol use to help in preventing infertility.
>Be aware of everyday exposure.
Has your partner asked you how to prevent infertility in men? If so, here’s how: Suggest that he avoid exposure to certain environmental toxins. That’s because exposure to pesticides and other chemicals may cause female hormone-like effects in men, which can decrease sperm count. Lead-based paints, mercury, boron, or other poisonous substances may also decrease sperm production. Other everyday steps your partner can take in preventing infertility include avoiding extreme heat like hot tubs, saunas, or hot showers.
>Monitor exercise and diet.
More tips in how to prevent infertility in men include eating a well-balanced diet and taking a multivitamin so the “future father” gets plenty of nutritional support. Also, if your partner engages in excessive exercise, ask him to cut back just a little. Excessive exercise is linked to a decrease in sperm production. In addition, cutting some calories each day may help in preventing infertility, if he’s overweight. Overweight or obese men have hormone changes that may reduce male sperm production and motility.
*enjoys my weekend*
ah yes
>>57069811
Well, Poleaboo hasn't heard anything from the Police or his solicitor so you're just scaremongering him
>>57070172
New york = London
Alabama = Norfolk
Cali = Aberdeen? very left and well off, lot of Poles=Mexicans
>>57070235
Do poles have bunda?
How to prevent infertility for women
>Avoid drugs and alcohol.
For women, the rules on drinking alcohol and using recreational drugs are the same for preventing infertility as they are for men. Heavy alcohol use and drug use increase the chances of ovulation disorders and endometriosis, which can lead to infertility. If you are a smoker, stopping now may help in preventing infertility. In addition to causing damage to your cervix and fallopian tubes, smoking can bring about early menopause by aging your ovaries and draining your egg supply. Smoking also increases the risk of miscarriage.
>Try to get pregnant while you’re young.
The younger you are when you try to conceive, the better chance you have of preventing infertility. That’s because your fertility declines after age 35 and continues to decline with each passing year. The number of eggs you produce (along with the quality of those eggs) decreases as you age. Even high-tech fertility treatments are more effective in younger women.
>Maintain a healthy weight.
More tips in how to prevent infertility in women include avoiding eating disorders such as anorexia or bulimia which can hinder ovulation and cause the eggs to develop improperly. Being overweight or underweight can stop ovulation. Excessive exercise, which many women do to stay trim, can also cause irregular periods or a total absence of periods. Cut back to moderate exercise if preventing infertility is important to you.
>Be safe in your sexual lifestyle.
Practicing “safe sex” is an important key in how to prevent infertility in women. STDs can lead to pelvic inflammatory disease (PID), which can lead to infertility. Abstinence is the safest way to ensure you will not get an STD. Otherwise, stay in a monogamous relationship where you both have been tested for STDs.
>>57070234
it's tuesday my friend
Poleaboo just choked on his spit
>>57070172
>>57070163
season 2 is always a nothing happens season
>>57070270
whatever
>>57070161
>Australian intellectual
>>57070262
Poles have violent tendencies, take advantage of welfare and work for below minimum wage stealing jobs from those born here
>tfw all that beautiful architecture destroyed in WW1 & WW2
went to the local bar last night with the lad on a whim and ended up being deep-throated by a girl from my old school 4 hours later
odd
>>57070311
dance for me
>>57070340
Germans really are the eternal destroyers of Europe.
>>57070295
Yeah, if the show is shit
Boardwalk Empire and Breaking Bads best season was season 2
>>57070338
So they're Irish?
>>57070117
3 balls?
Here's how to learn to juggle three objects:
>ball up 3 pairs of socks into roughly spherical shapes (you want socks because they don't make a noise or dent things when you drop them)
>take one of your sock-balls and just practice throwing it in a big arc from hand to hand (do 100 throws for example, until you can throw a semi-consistent arc)
>after some time doing that, get another sock-ball and hold it in the other hand so you have one ball in each hand
>now throw one ball in a big arc to your other hand
>just before the ball in the air reaches your other (full) hand, throw the stationary sock in an arc back towards your other hand (this step is THE KEY to learning juggling)
>you want the stationary ball to just pop out right before the ball in the air reaches your full hand so you can catch the first ball
>practice the previous step a lot until you can consistently pop the stationary ball out of your hand and into an arc, back to the other hand (make sure to practice this with both hands)
Once you can do that, with two balls, consistently literally all you have to do is start with two balls in one hand and one ball in the other hand. What you will have done is trained your muscle memory to react to a ball approaching a full hand by popping the stationary ball into the air before the ball in the air reaches your hand.
University of Hard Knocks you say?
>>57070340
>tfw all the German men with spines were killed in WWII and now they're all effeminate, leftist man children.
Need a paki gf
Unbelievable banter from Australia lads haha
>>57070340
the sun would have destroyed it in 5 billion years anyway
more likely, it would have been demolished to make room for highrise apartment complexes to accommodate all the refugees
@57070235
by your own admission police are already aware of it
prosecution will use it for additional evidence
youre already getting a guaranteed 1 year jail sentence
Unfortunately for you all your posts on r9k and int are archived and easily accessible, so look forward to 5 years. And threats of terrorism and murder? prosecution will be interested in that i think
>>57070388
bizarre fetish
>>57070387
The Krauts reap what they sow
who /use parents netflix/
need to fucking calm down
>>57070424
and drag everyone down with them
>Alois Brunner, Nazi
>Deported 128,000 jews
>Sentenced to death, escaped to Syria
>Spent the rest of his life advising the Syrian government on torture methods
>survived 2 assassination attempts
>died in 2010
phoaaarr lads, look at these arses!!
Poleaboo just ordered 4kg of Mars Bars for the summer
>@
Piss off.
>>57070428
use my gf's brother's tbf
This lad looks exactly like me how crazy is that? haha
>>57070406
Why would you jew over Poleaboo?
He's more similar to yourself than 99.9999% of those on the planet
>>57070443
Madman
Poleaboo doesn't know where he left his cat
Just saw ulster fall off his BMX at the park in Bangor
Post rare nigels
>>57070495
Stop banging on about your cat
>>57070447
Poleaboo has started chomping on his own shit for sustenance
Poleaboo just twenty-two skidoo'd, daddy-o
newcunt test: thinking he's called poleaboo and not ribena
>>57070508
have been to bangor
>There are now 65 million people living in the UK
thinking of breaking up with the gf again haha what am I like
>>57070511
>>57070428
I bum off my gf and HBO off my sister's bf's grandma
Replace adam johnson with polaeboo and its accurate
autistic hobbies I would like to take up
>kyudo
>warhammer tabletops
>wild camping
>>57070548
send her my way lad
Poleaboo accidentally just tried to sign up at a womens only gym
>overlooking all the plens in rush hour traffic from my 30th floor penthouse
it's a good feel lads
going to the toilet
>>57070574
>wild camping
As opposed to camping in your garden?
>>57070547
Lotta people, even without the
Rasheeds you've got overcrowding issue
Poleaboo leads a atypical kafkaesque life
Is an Aussie accent on a broad considered masculine?
looks like a comfortable decent life if im honest
>>57070568
But then there's no pun...
You could swap Johnson with Pole, I guess
>>57070603
10pm is rush hour in thailand?
JEREMY CORBYN?!
@57070488
Im just repeating what youve told us, with a few added observations
anyway dont really care what you do because in a few months youll be in prison regardless
Simply telling you that its going to be for some time; completely your own fault for purposefully violating your bail conditions daily
>>57070576
want to go back to chasing girls but reckon I'll end up sexless for 4 years if I drop her
>>57070629
Poleaboo is comfy in bed and on his laptop
Now he just needs to figure out how to entertain himself
>>57070603
still haven't doxxed you from that image you posted
might give up
>>57070603
currently overlooking you affirming relevance
scurrying pawn scurries for attention, not knowing he is just another lamp post that shines all the same
pawn
>>57070511
>>57070659
it's always rush hour tbf
poleaboo has just moved to italy
>>57070340
Could be worse.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destruction_under_the_Mongol_Empire
> there is a noticeable lack of Chinese literature from the Jin Dynasty, predating the Mongol conquest, and in the Battle of Baghdad (1258), libraries, books, literature, and hospitals were burned: some of the books were thrown into the river, in quantities sufficient to "turn the Euphrates black with ink for several days
>>57070701
kek, same
tried looking along all transit rail routes on satellite maps and couldn't find it
>>57070626
would have been nice if the rasheeds wouldn't have come and we could have declined in numbers naturally and actually bought houses
I enjoy both a lot
but if you had to choose, football weekly or football ramble?
poleaboo has teleported to cheshire
>>57070681
make toast in the bath tub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3t-o2KmwcE
This is the music that will play when I infiltrate ISIS posing as a disillusioned convert. I will take IS down from the inside. I am the perfect, calculating, unsuspecting operative. I will destroy ISIS. I will save Europe.
>>57070000
chicano
>>57070007
gallego
>>57070024
pirata
>>57070603
do you work from home or something?
wish I could do something like you, normal job in a foreign country
shame I'm a spastic who gets lost 5 minutes out of his door
>>57070710
good. fuck islam
>>57070727
Football ramble
It's funnier
Football Weekly gets elitist at least once a week
>>57070742
UNA VELA
>>57070663
It's not a crime to violate bail and Poleaboo has not posted anything illegal here
It appears the Police are either are unaware or don't care about any of the other crap he has alleged to have been involved with
Poleaboo's dog ran away when he was 6 and he has since lost his mind
reminder
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/nov/22/books.france
>Thatcher 'threatened to nuke Argentina'
>>57070678
I said send her my way
we don't all have the luxury of picking gfs RREEEEEEEEE
This circled area is literally the centre of all civilisation
>>57070763
>>57070822
Good old fashioned bit of banter there.
>>57070841
rasheed
>>57070774
>yank butthurt over the the mls banter
01189998819991197253
>>57070723
When it gets to tipping point,now that'll be interesting, is there even a plan on what to do if it happens ? Can't imagine how they'd solve that problem without killing
>>57070860
>>57070822
Based
Imagine prime minister these days suggesting that, mad
>>57070875
where the fuck did you get my number?
>>57070875
don't hack me
>>57070862
WE'RE TRYING OUR BEST OK
STOP PICKING ON SAN JOSE
https://www.fb.com/YoungBeleavers/
UKIP's youth faction
are you a bad enough lad to sign up?
>>57070763
Tbqh lads I consider the entire religion to be summed up as a desert tribal culture turned religion set to be spread by the edge of a sword.
It's just an anomaly that history never corrected. It flourished in a time when two of the greatest empires were waining and exploited that power vacuum.
It's a barbaric religion that should be banned.
>>57070907
its just playful banter to be desu
>>57070945
>>57070945
>christianity has never been spread by the sword
but muh baltic crusades
>>57070945
>two of the greatest empires were waining
i know nothing about history
mongols and romans?
explain lad
>>57070742
imagine if someone IRL told you to smoke a vela
Getting the daily Sargon in
>>57071020
Alexander the Great was the best smpire, he never lost a battle
>>57071020
persian and eastern roman empire (byzantine)
>>57070971
I know :3
I'm actually surprised they even talk about it at all. I don't watch it but it's cool that it's getting recognition in the UK. Shows how much soccer has improved over here
>Getting the daily Sargon in
>>57071037
me 2
>>57071037
>let's ramble about a stupid feminist video for half an hour and logically tear it apart every 10 seconds, that'll show the feminists!
Doing a sun
>>57071044
It would be interesting to travel through the world 1000, 2000 years ago and see what people looked like and how they lived
>>57071044
Because he never fought other war orientated empires
@57070798
if believing that makes you feel better then thats your own prerogative
just know that every time you make a post youre fucking yourself harder and harder
what should I buy my brother for his birthday?
and no, I will not buy him a 4chan pass
>>57071109
Persian empire was the greatest and most feared empire and he beat them
>>57071090
not an argument
>>57071109
except the persians lol wtf are u on about, fighting and pushing back a war orientatted empire was half the point in his conquests
>>57071117
Will you buy me one? Mine is still banned
>>57071095
>see what people looked like
Literally the same as us, except shorter and more lined faces & rough skin from having a hard life.
>>57071117
A dragon dildo?
Idk, what's he into? What's your budget?
http://www.locatinglondon.org/
Historic map of London
>all that countryside & farmland just outside of central london
is ulster unbanned?
>>57071105
>>57071117
Reddit Gold
seersha gives me an Easter Rising
>>57071110
Well if you believe that then fine, just know that I will have the last laugh
>>57071174
no
now shut up
>>57071157
Yes but people were way less mixed all that time back
It would be interesting seeing the individual, pure ethnicities, and how they changed because of actual geography
its ok
>>57071209
what's
Just had my first prostate orgasm followed directly by a regular orgasm. AMA.
>>57070388
post more paki
>>57071230
Had my first VR wank yesterday
>>57071020
The Persians (Zoroastrian) and the Romans (Eastern/Byzantine). They fought each other to a point to where they could hardly keep back the Huns and all the people they displaced.
Islam rose in Arabia and then spread like a fucking virus.
![original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U0yFg0B.jpg "original[1].jpg")
cara
>>57071252
>he bourt a cockulous shitft
lmaoing @ your life
>>57071230
How did it feel and how did you do it?
Absolutely CANNOT STAND minorities.
"Are they ever coming back?" Bran asked him.
"Yes," Robb said with such hope in his voice that Bran knew he was hearing his brother and not just Robb the Lord. "Mother will be home soon. Maybe we can ride out to meet her when she comes. Wouldn't that surprise her, to see you ahorse?" Even in the dark room, Bran could feel his brother's smile. "And afterward, we'll ride north to see the Wall. We won't even tell Jon we're coming, we'll just be there one day, you and me. It will be an adventure."
"An adventure," Bran repeated wistfully. He heard his brother sob. The room was so dark he could not see the tears on Robb's face, so he reached out and found his hand. Their fingers twined together.
>>57071267
Not poor, chump change to be on the ground floor of something with potential
thinking about moving here
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Norilsk,+Krasnoyarsk+Krai,+Russia/@69.3435298,88.158514,6124m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x44ac5c403d18ab93:0x4024234d8fd6e107?hl=en
seems like a very comfy place
just bought a google cardboard
>>57071277
i am a minority
WHITES AND MUSLIMS OUT
JAMAICANS IN
>>57071255
going to use this against every rasheed i speak to now
thanks
>>57071075
Tell me about cat
Why does he wear the hat?
>chump change
got a willy
>>57071298
thanks for the virus, just fucke up my laptop
posting this from my gameboy advancd blue
business idea: let all the refugees in
>>57071276
Felt pretty great, like a regular orgasm without the downsides of not being able to wank again.
Mostly wanked with a dildo in, and finished myself off by hitting my prostate with my dildo. Then had a regular wank straight away and came in less than a minute.
>>57071316
Too cool for school
>>57071306
I bought a rip off version from China for pennies and it never turned up. Morrissey was right about them, fucking subspecies.
>>57071117
how old is he going to be?
>>57071322
>i can't afford 3 days pay for something that might be cool
>>57071338
merkel come on lass give it a break Germany's had enough, yeah?
>>57071202
There are tons of pure ethnicities around today. If a black guy fucks a white girl and then the kid fucks a white girl and so on, the black will be completely gone within a few generations.
Look at paintings from the eras. The egyptians 4000 years ago look pretty much the same as egyptians now (although they are a little darker), the western romans look like normal white people now, etc.
IMO there wouldn't be huge changes.
>>57071338
That's what you are doing already
How's that working for you?
Friendly reminder Islam is a religion of peace
>>57071255
to the blue pilled sheeple: when will you realise that Easter is the worst holiday and Christmas is the best?
>>57071298
think I had a relative or something that worked there
>>57071308
CANNOT STAND you!
*travels to waypoint*
>Girls keep getting hired before me
REEEEEEEEE. Do girls get hired more in the UK than men, at least right out of uni they do here
>>57071311
ALri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwDgA9LUVMA
got a bum
>>57071373
>>57071109
>>57071004
>>57070890
>>57070841
this is literally poleaboo btw
drinking an iced coffee
just found my house on a 1746 map
>>57071369
>>57071371
it's not over until all of africa and the middle east are competely depopulated, completely empty
i want them all in germany
all of them
there will be not a single black person left outside of Germany once i am done
>>57071421
How is it?
>>57071374
literally never heard anyone say easter is better than christmas dunno what shit youre chatting
>>57071336
>>57071403
match
>>57071402
White Jamaicans can stay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPaC4xpkyYg
>>57071339
Interesting. Did it take you a lot of attempts? I'm thinking of buying some toys and having a go.
back from my ban lads
all I did was link a .gif of a snake eating a puppy ffs
>>57071407
yep. poleaboo has been proven to fedora post anything insulting islam on brit
fucking paki cunt
![1276705352_kitten-wearing-a-hat-gets-slapped[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/nSGqq8T.gif "1276705352_kitten-wearing-a-hat-gets-slapped[1].gif")
>>57071370
>the black will be completely gone within a few generations.
this
my aunt's dad is Scottish and her mum is Anglo-Indian. Her partner is a fairly fair skinned Anglo-Indian. She just had a baby and baby has blue eyes and his skins is basically white
>>57071429
p good
it's better when i make the coffee strong i think
>>57071452
18 year old
>>57071423
enjoy your ghosts
>>57071421
enjoy your elevated heart rate
>>57071403
enjoy your bum
Donald Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski has been charged with assaulting a journalist at a campaign event.
>>57071427
ahahaha
you illegally go over and enslave the populations of africa and FORCE tolerance and money onto them
wish I lived in a cosy well designed place with niche hispter stuff like this
>>57071437
Same person
Islamic sub humans need to leave
>>57071400
They do in customer-facing roles
saw a bl*ck man alone in town earlier holding a white baby
was bizarre
>>57071451
Literally did it on my first go, you just have to be persistent and hit the right spot, next step is to try and do it hands free.
>>57071383
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-GOLD-PROOF-BRITANNIA-1-10-TH-OZ-10-COIN-BOXED-WITH-CERTIFICATE-/172148656613?hash=item2814dc09e5:g:1lcAAOSwBnVW9~34
>>57071465
>anglo indian
i think im going to get sick
>>57071427
Can we go invade Africa now then?
>>57071470
Do you drink it black or add cream/sugar?
>>57071497
not a good excuse to say no to true love tbf
![426px-Saoirse_Ronan_cropped2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ttLd6F5.jpg "426px-Saoirse_Ronan_cropped2[1].jpg")
>>57071513
add a teaspoon of sugar and some milk
v pleasant
>>57071423
>tfw house was built in 2001
