Anakin, Nigel Farage is racist!
edition
crayon pop
>>57066989
TURKEY WILL PAY FOR IT
>>57066989
Anakin SkyRorker?
maisie
pancakes desu
signed on today
>>57066927
our nige
morning lads
Could totally go on Question Time and destroy everyone because of my experience of debating on 4chan
>>57067060
far too thick
Asuka.
Was very rude to a yank IRL earlier then told him I was australian
>>57067060
>Not rolling them up
prat
>>57067080
would kill myself if i said something on qt and they just ignored it
why does he reply immediately every single time until i post. its been over two days
wanted the plan to have gone through by now, this is beginning to damage my calm
>>57067092
Low test
>>57067085
>gif
fuck off
>>57067072
yea but oi its definitely gay
>>57067085
fantastic post
>>57067097
excellent post
>>57067064
brilliant post
>>57067004
godawful ugly korean dogshite kill yourself
>>57067064
on a sunbed
just shaved
don't wear glasses
no shade
pls fix
>>57067097
>liking some kranky kraut tart
m8..
>>57067109
Makes me cringe 2bh. Cant they vet the questions first?
>>57067050
n-no
http://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/sorry-didnt-see-you-there#.lfej1GexZ
Literally me haha x
one billion barrels of oil
ah yes, the old three threads at once
>>57067148
Can't get a stiffy from stable women desu lad.
Awoo, lads
>>57067150
I think they do
someone I know was on the Edinburgh one and they had to say what their question was going to be
>>57066989
>>57067054
From my point of view the EU are actively trying to destroy the white race!
>>57067150
makes me cringe too but i like that you're allowed to say anything
Warm but wet
>>57067198
lol
>>57067207
thats probably just to make sure theyre not just gunna shout "WILLIES"
need a pro brexit qt right NOW
Just had my first Easter egg lads
*footstomps in the distance*
FE FI FO THUMB
IM THE JANITOR
/BRIT/ HURT MY BUM
>>57067210
You can't win Rorke, I have the (moral) high-ground!
>>57067235
she looks about 12
>>57067210
Theyll make you pay non-eu uni fees.
Poleaboos depression is pretty bad today
>>57067274
Who gives a fuck? UK unis > EU ones
Haha I would love to hijack a plane for a girl and get on international news
>>57067235
Bet she's popular.
>>57067263
And she bantered the fuck out of a panel of MPs
WILLIES
>>57067315
more than u LOL
>>57067308
>implying erasmus and zurich aren't better than half the uk ones
>>57067324
>she read out a statement written by her parents and then diane abbotts reply got a much more positive reaction
>>57067329
Hurt my feelings 2bh.
Apologise right now!
@57067302
as it should be
youre going to jail for years fucking stalker
Very poor customer service at McDonald's, went to the drive through last night at 9.30 for a mctasty burger meal, arrived home and the burger was cold, starving after work so eat it, called there today and they just said should have brought it back strait away? Told them I was too tired so came today instead, then they asked for my receipt, knowing they NEVER give a receipt when you pay by cash unless you ask for one! Then I told them check your camera for last night, sorry we are too busy, last time I eat there with their very poor customer service
>>57067313
>haha I would love to hijack a plane
Allahu Akbar, the Rafidah will fear the rise of the Khilafah, insh'allah
>getting ready to go shop
>thunder
REEEE this happened last time I was actually going to the leave the flat
>>57067173
>introvert
>party
>going to uni
>el oh el
Everyone goes there now, you stand out more in interviews if you don't go.
>>57067313
ribena's next gimmick
>>57067333
Yes because the uk has absolutely loads of university, of course the literal bottom half arent gonna be great lmao nobody but dunces go to them though
>>57067366
that all sounds like it was your fault desu
>>57067373
thunderstorms are very cool
you should feel blessed
>tfw you lose focus for a second and say something stupid
>>57067333
>implying people dont just use erasmus to have a year long holiday abroad
>>57067356
Not going to jail for more than a year but it's not about that
it's just about how I fucked up in the game of life
>>57067366
email the main office on their website and they'll give you a bunch of coupons for free
>>57067366
>Expecting good service from a bunch of teenagers who are just there to make money for weed.
They laughed at you when you left.
>>57067376
everybody goes to parties
you're not human if don't enjoy parties
>>57067423
I was referring to the actual erasmus uni
>>57067411
>almost April
> Thunder, lightning and fucking hailstones
ahh yes, blessed
>He eats McDonalds """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""food""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>57067384
Yeah, mum and dad might be able to stomach that more easily than mass murder/serial killing
>>57067101
Rude
>>57067439
I think they're shit as well
Would unironically have many children with Cara.
could use erasmus to do a year abroad in your own country?
https://desustorage.org/int/search/filename/galareta11.jpg/
poolish """""cuisine"""""
gonna snuggle into a nice vice news documentary lads
Voting in so i can live in an EU country without having any skills.
>>57067472
Poleaboo would unironically worship her feet as she cucks him
>The Obama administration is supporting several non-profit groups — with federal funding through a major White House initiative — that are part of an organized effort aimed at converting green-card holders into U.S. citizens in order to vote against Donald Trump, a Daily Caller investigation reveals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NqG2lAojNQ
>>57067493
>a year abroad in your own country
>ahh yes, i have been enjoying manchester but maybe i could take a year old trip to the exotic burnley?
>>57067544
yeah
would be a funny story to tell
poleaboo is an ugly paki twat
>>57067462
I keep seeing people trying to justify why they regularly eat that garbage
Drives me up the fucking wall it does
gonna have some thai chicken soup
hopefully it's not shit
>>57067553
Please love me.
>>57067576
asuka is an ugly dog
>>57067496
Poleaboo cooked Polish food once during his Poleaboo period, shortly after his qt Polish roommate moved out
i have a truly amazing arse. get so many gropes from drunk girls when im out. gets slightly irritating at times ngl
Anyone see the island with bear grylls last night?
Total shite.
They made the women look good by dropping them off closer to the final beach. Hope they all get sick from that stagnant water they all drank.
Also, trust a paki to fuck it up for the men.
>>57067587
what is this
>>57067587
change your fucking flag already
>>57067586
were we really "living beyond our meaans" under new labour
>>57067637
we have done for the last 60 years
does anyone have maisies #
wanna bury me face in her snatch up to my fuck ugly caterpillar eyebrows desu
fuck the eu
really really disliking this 'living' meme
>>57067556
>garbage
Fuck off Yank
>>57067682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGrSt5wyQVE
>>57067628
Plum dumplings AKA Pierogi
>>57067720
u are a plum fucking dumpling
Going on a date but then I realise I'm not interested in sex or a relationship (unless they'rr very special), so what's the bloody point?
Just realised that Indians not pooing in the loo is similar to us not using bidets like those European savages.
Need a brown gf.
>>57067764
food
>London used to be a series of towns and villages with countryside in between
weird to think
>>57067630
Home is where the heart is and Poleaboo considers himself a regular Lancashire lad
>>57067750
y-y-you too!
>>57067796
Now it's a series of mosques and synagogues with council flats inbetween them.
>>57067785
same
>>57067784
not really the same at all
just farage having a chat with the next prime minister of greece
>>57067796
the industrial revolution was the worst thing to ever happen to the world
prove me wrong
would have many kids with cara
and kiss her a lot
>>57067527
this will surely go over well
>>57067851
You being born is the worst thing to ever happen
>>57067847
>JIDF flag in the background
>>57067847
Nigel is fucking obsessed with Belgium, Greece and Germany
>>57067869
Ah, yes, global trade means it's ok to have mass immigration
>>57067865
Same desu, though I doubt her skinny hips would be up to having many
On holiday in Georgia ask me anything
>>57067869
Jokes on you I'm drinking Oxfordshire beer.
>>57067865
I will admit, she is boyish. But that just makes me want to fuck her more tbqh.
>>57067719
nice lad
Need a chubby fertile gf
>>57067920
Any dragons about?
>>57067920
you picked the worst state for a vacation
>There are Londoners here
therefore
>There are pakis here
Scary thought 2bh
>>57067785
Same
This circled area is probably one of the best places in the world
QUINTESSENTIALLY BRITISH
>>57067869
>implying the good curries werent invented in the uk
>implying i drink shitty euro meme beer instead of proper english real ale
>implying i go to a shite mick pub
>implying ive got a car
>implying i watch tele
>yank at this Easter Rising commemoration talking about New York's children of the famine
Taking plastic paddydom to a whole new level.
Been meaning to start revision for 4 hours now
Just not motivated these days
>>57067969
So basically most of London is a shithole
>>57067920
>his country means agriculture
>it's just a bunch of mountains
From my point of view EU and Labour are the evil.
>>57067949
Masha'allah
>>57067969
probably one of the highest gdp per capitas in the world
>>57067994
>revision
Kiddies out
>>57067978
embarrassing
>people who don't even want to live in the UK are deciding our referendum
>after voting on the UK's future they will emigrate to Sweden
Shameful
>celebrating easter rising where terrorists murdered Irish women suspected of being protestant
Ah excellent, so progressive.
>>57067869
Globalisation is one of the worst things to happen
We should be producing our own British goods and services for British people right here in Britain
>>57067997
>the evil
playing stalker at the highest difficulty is pretty hard
>>57067995
The rest of London is just residential, somewhere to house the population, nothing important or interesting happens there
There are also nice regions scattered around London but I cba to circle them too
>>57067978
>Literally walking on the flag
TREASONOUS JOHNNY FOREIGNER
Need a bf to do eskimo kisses and other cute things with.
>>57068042
source on this? pretty sure unless you are a resident and have UK, irish or commonwealth citizenship you cant vote in referendums or general elections
>>57067851
the fact that the standard of living is exponentially higher than at any point in human history and the world has never been this peaceful
>Thinking Easter Rising volunteers would take time out of their Easter fucking Rising to shoot random prods
Ah excellent, very revisionist.
>>57068042
Fucking kek, thats what i'm doing.
>>57068064
do not bully england's brave delle ali
playing Clannad and doing a cry
>>57067969
P I M L I C O
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mentioned
>>57068073
appeal to prosperity
>>57068051
What, do you wear a hi-vis vest while following your oneitis about?
Helpful information
>>57067892
did the Labour really hire Varoufakis as a consultant? the guy almost blew the whole country up, he is dangerous
>>57068051
get out of here
>>57068071
He means students that have no intention in staying in the UK nor giving anything back to the society that is bringing them up
>>57068071
EU residents can vote in referendums, local elections and European elections but not general elections
>>57068073
Slaves were better off in the 18th century than in the 17th century so I guess slavery was good too
weeeee haha weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haha weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>57068113
Student who dont have UK, irish or commonwealth citizenship... so they cant vote in referendums or general elections
>tfw you will never stencil this on a street in Central London
>>57068130
that wasn't my logic and you know it
>>57067994
>>57067274
>>57068080
same person
>>57068130
Not an argument.
>>57068094
*shoots u*
psh
Lads listen up. What is the likelihood of a deal where UK residents get to keep the same freedom of movement and all that shit without being in the EU?
>not all muslims are terrorists
>all gun owners are loners who shoot up schools so lets ban handguns
Ah excellent, very progressive
Oh dear
Oh dear, oh dear
>>57068071
The post is talking about UK citizens voting in the referendum then leaving the UK
>>57068148
He's talking about British students who plan on leaving as soon as they're done with their edcuation, you thick twat.
Citizens from most EU countries living in the UK will not get a vote in the referendum on Europe, No 10 has said.
The eligibility rules will be broadly the same as for a general election, rather than local or European votes.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32872211
Poleaboo is considering buying a donner on chips (+soft drink) but he is trying to lose weight
but he's hungry as he hasn't eaten anything since breakfast about 2 hours ago and he can't cook anything
>Trump rally on later
>>57068090
Degenerate sluts BTFO
>>57068184
brb doing a crime
tired as fuck and getting into bed
dangerous territory
>>57068184
Bye adam
>>57068184
Haha ah yes
*goes to sundaysport.com*
very impressive
wish i was a decent looking woman so i could whore myself through life without ever doing anything besides have a few babies
>>57068199
Good thing I called in this morning.
>>57068159
Almost. And theres nothing you can do to stop me.
>tfw you will never go to one of stifler's parties
>>57068164
>>57068178
With Cameron doing the negotiations it's certain to be a shite deal that's all I know
>>57067784
that makes literally no sense
>>57068247
I would just like to know what it feels like to get pounded in the fanny by a nice big juicy cock.
>>57068184
>having sex with an agressive promiscuous 15 year old is rape
>lets celebrate his conviction with jokes about male rape
Ah excellent, very good
![tumblr_mrf4hfVMb61rqxd5ko1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6cPVupX.jpg "tumblr_mrf4hfVMb61rqxd5ko1_1280[1].jpg")
>>57068247
>be even moderately attractive female
>find a male-orientated hobby and pretend to be interested in it
>start harvesting the D like
>>57068192
so a small amount of people who already have a low turnout rate
arise white man
>>57068367
Ok I'm up
>>57068332
Johnson didn't have sex with her
gave the easter eggs my mum got me to my mates. i appreciate the gesture from mum but im also trying to lose a bit of weight so instead of just binning them i thought i'd do something nice with them.
thinks that enough to earn me a place in heaven lads?
>>57068332
cant handle the banter
>>57068178
100%
Although it will mean we do have to contribute to the EU budget, implement EU laws and let EU citizens into our country no questions asked
>>57068332
Is this rape culture?
>>57068311
>cameron staying on as PM if we leave europe
no chance, he already said hell resign before 2020, this would be the end for him
>>57068338
no such thing as a male-oriented hobby you heteronormative problematic shitlord
>>57068367
deus vult
>>57068332
>getting bumblasted over jokes about prison rape
*tips*
>>57068338
why were people so shit at drawing back then?
might send my easter egg to my gook oneitis in korea
>>57068421
That shit ain't no joke m8.
Dublin of all places
>>57068421
>>57068383
>Rape against women is terrible
>Rape against men is a joke
Good goys
bored of 4chan
>watching TV or playing video games
State of your third eye doesn't bear thinking about
I wonder what Chris Morris would have to say about THAT
>>57068468
>>57068470
and yet here you are
>>57068470
try reddit
>>57068453
Maybe not... But you are
>>57068499
2nd post I've mad in a week
>>57068453
Yes it is
>>57068469
Both are funny, nu-male crybaby cuck
>>57068470
are you bored of THIS? *unzips willy*
>>57068530
What is funny about rape?
>>57068530
>Both are funny
Oh well that's ok then, as long as you're consistant across both genders.
How to prevent infertility for women
>Avoid drugs and alcohol.
For women, the rules on drinking alcohol and using recreational drugs are the same for preventing infertility as they are for men. Heavy alcohol use and drug use increase the chances of ovulation disorders and endometriosis, which can lead to infertility. If you are a smoker, stopping now may help in preventing infertility. In addition to causing damage to your cervix and fallopian tubes, smoking can bring about early menopause by aging your ovaries and draining your egg supply. Smoking also increases the risk of miscarriage.
>Try to get pregnant while you’re young.
The younger you are when you try to conceive, the better chance you have of preventing infertility. That’s because your fertility declines after age 35 and continues to decline with each passing year. The number of eggs you produce (along with the quality of those eggs) decreases as you age. Even high-tech fertility treatments are more effective in younger women.
>Maintain a healthy weight.
More tips in how to prevent infertility in women include avoiding eating disorders such as anorexia or bulimia which can hinder ovulation and cause the eggs to develop improperly. Being overweight or underweight can stop ovulation. Excessive exercise, which many women do to stay trim, can also cause irregular periods or a total absence of periods. Cut back to moderate exercise if preventing infertility is important to you.
>Be safe in your sexual lifestyle.
Practicing “safe sex” is an important key in how to prevent infertility in women. STDs can lead to pelvic inflammatory disease (PID), which can lead to infertility. Abstinence is the safest way to ensure you will not get an STD. Otherwise, stay in a monogamous relationship where you both have been tested for STDs.
bored of life
>Driving your lorry
>It's dark on the motorway
>You see a car crash up ahead, you hear wails of pain
>Look in your wing mirror, see this
wat do
>>57068563
your dad lmao
someone post that picture that describes a nu-male please
>>57068577
increase speed
>>57068563
Rape itself isn't funny you mong, jokes about it can be.
>>57068577
drive to your house and beat the shit out of you
![Deck%20Mounted%20Mirror_1.1372089441[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qetJQZ3.jpg "Deck%20Mounted%20Mirror_1.1372089441[1].jpg")
>>57068595
time for another spliff
>makes a hidden nest in this post
>sets up scope
>adjust sights on next post
>couches rifle butt
Right
Next one to post is in for a nasty surprise...
>>57068497
>>57068530
>nu-male
>cuck
fuck off yank
Rate my haircut
>>57068640
>>57068635
it's time for an intervention anon
Post Beth
>>57068635
are you the same lad tht posted the messy room pic with the ashtray on your desk?
>>57068635
im still blazed from my first one
>>57068632
I've done muay thai for 2 weeks now lad, I'll heem you in to the next century
>>57068640
*bang*
Looks like you lost that face-off mate
>>57068650
Both are internet words, not Yank words. Kill yourself, nu-male cuck.
need a big titted gf tbf
How to prevent infertility for men
>Have safe sex.
Some sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) such as chlamydia and gonorrhea can cause scarring and block the sperm passage. Men should practice “safe sex” by staying in a monogamous relationship, wearing condoms or practicing abstinence.
>Avoid drugs and alcohol.
Smoking marijuana or using any recreational drug or alcohol has an effect on sperm count and motility and is linked to male infertility. Stopping drug and heavy alcohol use is important in preventing infertility. Smoking cigarettes and exposure to secondhand smoke can also impact fertility. In addition, anabolic steroid use has been shown to promote testicular atrophy, reduce sperm count and quality and even lead to sterility. Talk to your partner now about stopping drug or alcohol use to help in preventing infertility.
>Be aware of everyday exposure.
Has your partner asked you how to prevent infertility in men? If so, here’s how: Suggest that he avoid exposure to certain environmental toxins. That’s because exposure to pesticides and other chemicals may cause female hormone-like effects in men, which can decrease sperm count. Lead-based paints, mercury, boron, or other poisonous substances may also decrease sperm production. Other everyday steps your partner can take in preventing infertility include avoiding extreme heat like hot tubs, saunas, or hot showers.
>Monitor exercise and diet.
More tips in how to prevent infertility in men include eating a well-balanced diet and taking a multivitamin so the “future father” gets plenty of nutritional support. Also, if your partner engages in excessive exercise, ask him to cut back just a little. Excessive exercise is linked to a decrease in sperm production. In addition, cutting some calories each day may help in preventing infertility, if he’s overweight. Overweight or obese men have hormone changes that may reduce male sperm production and motility.
>>57068650
None of those words are yank, idiot.
