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>"Please don't push me away Anon. I want to be with you. Why won't you accept that? I know you find it hard to believe that people want to be around you but I'm not willing to allow you to spend your whole life trapped and isolated because you see so little value in who you are as a person. I wish more than anything that you could just for a second see yourself through my eyes, because then you'd realize how much there is to love about you and how much I love you for that reason."
-Edition
My wife and I found out that I was infertile last year. At first, we were devastated, as it had always been a dream of ours to have a child and raise it together. Adoption seemed like the only choice for us to fulfill that dream.
However, we were skeptical of adoption. I felt it was unfair to my wife for us to adopt a child that did not share our DNA, just because I was the one that was infertile. But she was still perfectly able to have kids.
Instead, we found a nice young gentleman called Tyrone to impregnate my wife so the child would at least have her DNA. We felt it was appropriate to contact a black male to impregnate her, as it would have been problematic and shown undertones of racism if we had simply asked a white male, especially due to their privileged status in society.
As a white man myself, I wholeheartedly agreed to let Tyrone impregnate our wife. Our little baby boy was born last December, and we simply couldn't be happier!
Of course we allowed Tyrone to live with us through this, as the child is biologically his - it would have been extremely racist to simply throw him out and not let him see the child. He has been so kind and helpful to our family that he often shares my wife's bed now (which I of course support - no white male should ever instruct a black man what to do or not do).
I'm happy to announce that Tyrone has yet again impregnated my wife, and our second child is due next Winter! We couldn't be a happier couple.
mara
karen
Maisie
Why is everyone in this thread a working class northerner?
>>57075631
ERICA
britain is too big for europe, too small for the world.
we and the rest of the colonial european powers were just the right size of country before the new world was discovered (and went their own way). now we can't compare to those behemoths .
We need to recognise common nationhood with the rest of the continent if we want to stand up alongside the major world powers today.
otherwise europe is only as powerful as its single largest, best performing member. So it won't be any more powerful than germany is individually.
The big five are small fish in a big pond. They have an opportunity become greater than that transformers style but likely wont take it. We'll either continue to be fish swimming with sharks or a fish swimming with sharks or with a small squid with million tentacles that just simply get in the way.
faced with either of those two scenarios, having ruled out the optimal one as unrealistic, it's clearly better to be just a small fish instead of one encumbered by the shoal.
VOTE OUT
>>57075731
Fuck off middle class southern nancy boy.
listening to intelligent music
*gives your a hug*
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/Cheverton-Ln_Midlothian_VA_23112_M62393-59079
>no thanks, I don't want to live in a nice neighborhood far away from the undesirables. I'd rather pay 4 times as much to live in London with them.
>>57075739
AUF DER HEIDE BLÜHT EIN KLEINES BLÜMELEIN
putting my shift in
>>57075685
> referring to people as "black/white" and "male/female"
Wow wow wow easy on that cisbinary privilege there!
Poleaboo is tempted to wank to gay porn. it's been a month since he last did it but the urges are back.
>britain is too big for europe, too small for the world.
>we and the rest of the colonial european powers were just the right size of country before the new world was discovered (and went their own way). now we can't compare to those behemoths .
>We need to recognise common nationhood with the rest of the continent if we want to stand up alongside the major world powers today.
>otherwise europe is only as powerful as its single largest, best performing member. So it won't be any more powerful than germany is individually.
>The big five are small fish in a big pond. They have an opportunity become greater than that transformers style but likely wont take it. We'll either continue to be fish swimming with sharks or a fish swimming with sharks or with a small squid with million tentacles that just simply get in the way.
>faced with either of those two scenarios, having ruled out the optimal one as unrealistic, it's clearly better to be just a small fish instead of one encumbered by the shoal.
>VOTE OUT
>>57075798
OUT FRITZ
>learnt how to juggle yesterday
>forgot how to juggle today
easy come easy go I suppose
>that sex offender friend poleaboo blocked on whatsapp is contacting him via another phone
>quizzed about the new number he claimed "Lol new contract"
>this cunt is a compulsive liar, he made the claim 2 months ago that he just bought a new phone (a Samsung 6S or some shit because that's relevant)
>it's all lies, he's got like 4 numbers I'm currently aware of
>he asks me what I'm doing, if I'm at work etc.
>I fob him off, posting everything is fine
>I do this because I don't want to talk to him, it's him who wants to converse with me so he is the one who has to bring something to the conversation
>so I give him the chance and ask what's going on with him
>"same"
>fuck this
>tries CALLING me via Whatsapp
>Let it ring out
Pakis and whites are both deceitful vermin from poleaboos experiences but at least whites are better at keeping up their facades
>>57075798
UND DAS HEISST
>>57075798
KRAUTS RAUS
el inglaterANO
>>57075793
American houses are too affordable.
>>57075846
>>57075897
>>57075923
EEEEERIKA
How to prevent infertility for men
>Have safe sex.
Some sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) such as chlamydia and gonorrhea can cause scarring and block the sperm passage. Men should practice “safe sex” by staying in a monogamous relationship, wearing condoms or practicing abstinence.
>Avoid drugs and alcohol.
Smoking marijuana or using any recreational drug or alcohol has an effect on sperm count and motility and is linked to male infertility. Stopping drug and heavy alcohol use is important in preventing infertility. Smoking cigarettes and exposure to secondhand smoke can also impact fertility. In addition, anabolic steroid use has been shown to promote testicular atrophy, reduce sperm count and quality and even lead to sterility. Talk to your partner now about stopping drug or alcohol use to help in preventing infertility.
>Be aware of everyday exposure.
Has your partner asked you how to prevent infertility in men? If so, here’s how: Suggest that he avoid exposure to certain environmental toxins. That’s because exposure to pesticides and other chemicals may cause female hormone-like effects in men, which can decrease sperm count. Lead-based paints, mercury, boron, or other poisonous substances may also decrease sperm production. Other everyday steps your partner can take in preventing infertility include avoiding extreme heat like hot tubs, saunas, or hot showers.
>Monitor exercise and diet.
More tips in how to prevent infertility in men include eating a well-balanced diet and taking a multivitamin so the “future father” gets plenty of nutritional support. Also, if your partner engages in excessive exercise, ask him to cut back just a little. Excessive exercise is linked to a decrease in sperm production. In addition, cutting some calories each day may help in preventing infertility, if he’s overweight. Overweight or obese men have hormone changes that may reduce male sperm production and motility.
>>57075938
Why do Hispanics love this emote so much?
>>57075857
update:
remembered how to juggle
How to prevent infertility for women
>Avoid drugs and alcohol.
For women, the rules on drinking alcohol and using recreational drugs are the same for preventing infertility as they are for men. Heavy alcohol use and drug use increase the chances of ovulation disorders and endometriosis, which can lead to infertility. If you are a smoker, stopping now may help in preventing infertility. In addition to causing damage to your cervix and fallopian tubes, smoking can bring about early menopause by aging your ovaries and draining your egg supply. Smoking also increases the risk of miscarriage.
>Try to get pregnant while you’re young.
The younger you are when you try to conceive, the better chance you have of preventing infertility. That’s because your fertility declines after age 35 and continues to decline with each passing year. The number of eggs you produce (along with the quality of those eggs) decreases as you age. Even high-tech fertility treatments are more effective in younger women.
>Maintain a healthy weight.
More tips in how to prevent infertility in women include avoiding eating disorders such as anorexia or bulimia which can hinder ovulation and cause the eggs to develop improperly. Being overweight or underweight can stop ovulation. Excessive exercise, which many women do to stay trim, can also cause irregular periods or a total absence of periods. Cut back to moderate exercise if preventing infertility is important to you.
>Be safe in your sexual lifestyle.
Practicing “safe sex” is an important key in how to prevent infertility in women. STDs can lead to pelvic inflammatory disease (PID), which can lead to infertility. Abstinence is the safest way to ensure you will not get an STD. Otherwise, stay in a monogamous relationship where you both have been tested for STDs.
Saw one of cyberstalkees IRL today, near my house as well
>>57075830
wank to trannys instead
Won pouuuuuund feeesh!
Relationships are all well and good until someone gets cucked
>>57075997
On recon detail for counter intel probably.
found the film i'm gonna watch tonight lads
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478608/
>>57075950
>smoking reduces fertility
if only this meme was true maybe my chain smoking father wouldn't have cursed me with this miserable existence
Do you feel secure?
Alright lads, I've got a few connections in the international football industry and all of these games have been fixed for the outcomes below
Free money if you want it
accidentally added the girl I'm stalking at work on facebook again lads
twice now I've added her and immediately retracted it
will she still get the notification? will she know it was me?
not sure if she found out about the first one
oneitis' status only got 6 likes out of 275 friends, lmao the loser
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/3621-Old-Gun-Rd-W_Midlothian_VA_23113_M51597-85667#photo0
>A nice life in a luxurious home in a safe area with a cool name like Old Gun Road? No thanks, I'd rather pay extra to live closer to Poleaboo and his arm scratches.
lads, post perfect girls
jellybean getting right fat
>>57076090
>shitty plastic mcmansion homes
stop, you can do way better
>>57076088
>when you see a pretty girl only get 4 likes on her DP despite having 800 friends
must be a completely fucking awful person
>>57076076
Why haven't you put your life savings on then?
worried about josefina
>>57076088
literally never made a status lmao
profile pics get a good amount of likes doe
purchased some knock off desperados and knock off monster munch from aldi
gonna be a good night wahey
>>57076149
I did you fucking billionaire twat reeve >>57076078
Yeah she will get it
Should have just left it, now you look proper weird
>>57076076
>fixed
>stake £7.20
back in my day we used to put £300 on turkish lizards
How do we get the English to leave the UK?
>>57076090
if America didn't have such ridiculous immigration rules for honest white folk then i'd be there in a flash mate. probably not Virginia though, soz.
>>57076128
Her life is a mess nowadays. You watch her vlog where she talks about anxiety and all that? She had a mental breakdown or something, started having frequent panic attacks, developed an eating disorder, became addicted to xannies and all sorts. Now she just shits out a "mouth sounds" video twice a week to keep the patreon money flowing (probably to feed her drug + doughnut habit).
Waifu status: binned.
>>57076093
>>57076260
>Perfect
>That much of an attention whore
Haha. Okay lad.
if this fellow hasnt sorted it before i go back heads will roll
>>57076214
Total stakes a tenner you clueless twat
>>57075939
No they're not 2bh. Brits just ran out of land to develop and now property is ludicrously overpriced.
>>57076132
>brick mansion with marble countertops and actual hardwood flooring and accents
>plastic mcmansions
Nah. When people talk about mcmansions, this is what they mean
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/14713-Wooferton-Dr_Midlothian_VA_23112_M67486-92587#photo0
have a soviet military map of Swansea
https://images.jomidav.com/sovietmaps/Swansea%20central.jpg
>>57076128
post pics or webms
>>57076093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBvcUZrRqt8
WHO'S THAT DYING ON THE RUNWAY
>>57076314
Would love to drop a Soviet nuke on Swansea tbqh.
>>57076222
Outbreed them with pakis
>>57076241
Yeah, bit of a shame really, she looks a right state in her new video.
>>57076341
Then how do we get rid of the Pakis?
>are you Egyptian???
He knows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDlQ4H0Kdg8
>>57076326
B A N G E D
>>57076295
>calls people clueless
>does accys
enjoy the -ev big spender, lmao
>>57076317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loiff2Ky9Og
>>57076322
>tfw no natalia gf
kill me now
>>57075950
I mean this is interesting and all but it's pretty useless information for anyone reading it on 4chan
very cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkdwd80tUe0
>>57076338
>https://images.jomidav.com/sovietmaps/Swansea%20central.jpg
how the fuck do you think they got information about every house...in swansea
>>57076296
houses built less than 20 years that try too look as though there were built 200 years ago are tacky imo
It's so fucking difficult meeting women.
I should have gone to uni. Everyone I know got their GF at uni.
>>57076326
the german state after absorbing 5 million refugees
>>57076407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGLSeWYCggw
>>57076413
Haha you pesky little kid
I won my mortgage deposit from a accy
>>57076458
I've been at Uni for 3 years and not got a GF.
>>57076383
lynch that mess
>>57076458
>tfw have a degree and masters and failed to meet a gf at uni
Toyota MR2 AW11 or Fiat X1/9?
>>57076460
WHO'S THAT CHOKING ON HIS VOMIT
WHO'S THAT TURNING FUCKING BLUE
IT'S A SCOUSER AND HIS MATE
CRUSHED BEHIND HEYSEL GATE
AND THEY WON'T BE SINGING MUNICH ANYMORE
>>57076415
wew bit lewd that lad
>>57076416
belongs in prison
>>57076522
Woah you cheeky fucker
Yanks...
>“For people who are angry on the internet, I hope that one day you find the beauty in things.” - moot
At what age did you grow out of your hateful, teenage angst phase, lads?
real map of the world
>>57076522
But it wasn't Liverpool fans who died at Heysel
>>57076458
well the option is still there
or why don't you try tinder like everyone else?
>>57076570
there's retards on every corner of the planet my man
>>57076570
>white trash
And nothing of value was lost
>>57076522
Factually incorrectly and quite frankly gay post
might just filter germany now, too high a chance it's a non-white behind the flag
>>57076603
wtf i hate india now!
>>57076565
>>57076607
>Scouse """""people"""""
Come on. Liverpoop was the first city I've been to in England and I can now say with confidence that Manchester is superior in every way.
Learn to speak by the way. We learned Oxford English in school and not Scouse """"""""English"""""""
>>57076524
expect her to deteriorate and pump out more slutpop
Teachers are demanding that schools stop promoting 'fundamental British values' over claims it could make children think other cultures are inferior. (They are inferior)
The National Union of Teachers said telling children about the country's democracy, law and traditions could encourage 'cultural supremacy' and urged a new focus on 'international human rights' instead.
> Mr Denson said he disliked using the term 'fundamental British values' in his classroom when many of his pupils had ancestry in countries which had encountered British colonialism.
>He said: 'The inherent cultural supremacism in that term is both unnecessary and unacceptable.
> He added: 'It's our duty to push real anti-racist work in all schools. And that doesn't mean talk of tolerating other's views, but genuine, inclusive anti-racist work.'
> 'This year we focussed on the migrant crisis in Calais, the Mediterranean and beyond,' he added.
> 'We organised a politics day for Year 8s [aged 12 to 13] in the week before Easter. 'They had a day to form a political party in their tutor groups to come up with a manifesto, film a broadcast, and make banners and take part in a debate. 'Apart from the quality of the work, the other thing that really made my proud was that every single tutor group had as a policy, 'refugees welcome, open the borders'.
Britain needs a Trump. Is it even possible to make Britain Great again?
>>57076570
is this real? at first i thought it wasn't but then i noticed they're unironically juggalos
>>57076575
m8 i'll light u on fire and piss on ya to put out the flames
>>57076735
>The National Union of Teachers said telling children about the country's democracy, law and traditions could encourage 'cultural supremacy' and urged a new focus on 'international human rights' instead.
Teachers are retarded.
>>57076570
fake
the juggalo funeral was a stillbirth due to drug abuse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA
>>57076720
Birmingham>Manchester>power gap>Liverpool
did girls on page3 of JF newspapers get their baps out or was it an exclusively british thing?
>>57076735
Remember kids, patriotism is racism.
>>57076801
should be cultural supremacy, everyone has to integrate or leave to be honest
what part of south-west england is the comfiest to live in?
i need to know for research purposes?
York > Edinburgh > Liverpool > Manchester >>>>>>>>> Birminghanistan
>>57076513
Toyota MR2 SW20 (turbo) 2bh
excessively fun car
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/685-Ivy-Ln_Charlottesville_VA_22901_M68443-49339#photo0
>No thanks, I'm not interested in a beautiful mountain estate. I'm dead set on paying more to live in a dirty cramped city and if you're not you're clearly mentally ill.
>>57075631
I want to cum all over Erica's face
>The Falklands are British
>>57076856
Somerset. Devon is OK, Cornwall is the poorest region in Western Europe.
>>57076895
AW11 is prettier
>>57076856
Fuck off we're full
>London är huvudstaden i Storbritannien och (de facto) i riksdelen England. Staden grundades under namnet Londinium som huvudstad i den romerska provinsen Britannia, för vilken den också utgjorde hamnstad vid floden Themsen. Themsen rinner genom staden och delar den i nord-sydlig riktning även om den korsas av många broar och tunnlar, den mest kända är den nygotiska Tower Bridge.
London är EU:s största metropol med sina 8,4 miljoner invånare (2013),[3] och med förorter (London Metropolitan Area) cirka 13 miljoner invånare vid folkräkningen 2001. Vid folkräkningen 2001 var nästan 22 procent av befolkningen född utanför EU.[5]
London har genom historien haft stort inflytande på kultur, finans, handel och politik både nationellt och internationellt. Internationellt har staden gynnats av Storbritanniens dominerande ställning, dels som kolonialmakt men även genom en framträdande roll inom handel och politik. Än idag utgör London ett av världens största finansiella centra och har en av de högsta BNP i Europa.
London har även en framträdande roll inom utbildning och kultur. 1836 grundades University of London och idag finns flera framträdande universitet i staden (bland annat Kings College, University College London, London School of Economics). Staden har en lång rad anrika museum, bibliotek, teatrar och liknande kulturcentra som tillsammans förvaltar ett kulturarv från både Storbritannien och världen.
>>57076856
plymouth is pretty nice
Is kickoff in 45 bings lads?
>>57076735
JUST LET US BURN
THERE IS NO SAVING US
PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY
>>57076816
Wrong. London is still the best city in England.
>inb4 Rasheed xDDDD
>>57076932
(and slower)
>>57076856
South Hams
>>57076856
bristol is the best part
>>57076895
this is the only house you've posted that I live in
England är Storbritanniens folkrikaste riksdel.[1][2][3] Den delar landgränser med Skottland i norr och Wales i väster, Irländska sjön ligger i nordväst, Keltiska havet i sydväst, medan Nordsjön i öster och Engelska kanalen söderut skiljer den från kontinentala Europa. Huvuddelen av England omfattar centrala och södra delen av ön Storbritannien i Nordatlanten. England inkluderar även över 100 mindre öar som Scillyöarna och Isle of Wight.
Området som nu kallas England beboddes först av människor under senpaleolitikum, men har fått sitt namn från Angler, en av de germanska stammarna som bosatte området under 400- och 500-talet. England blev en enad stat år 927, och har sedan upptäcktsresornas epok, som inleddes under 1400-talet, haft en betydande kulturell och juridisk inverkan på omvärlden.[4] Det engelska språket, den anglikanska kyrkan, och engelsk rätt—grunden för rättssystemet common law i många andra länder runt om i världen—utvecklades England och landets parlamentariska statsskick har allmänt antagits av andra nationer.[5] Den industriella revolutionen började i 1700-talets England och omvandlade samhället till världens första industrialiserade nation.[6]
>>57076993
Rasheed
>>57075972
update: forgot again but then I learned again. Things to remember:
>Throw the balls with at least some interval time
>the hard part is the cheeky little third throw before the second catch
>if you're getting angry just go watch anime for a few and come back to it later, no point splitting your juggling things throwing them at your mum when she comes in and tries giving you some shitty turkey pie
Still need to learn the fourth, fifth and sixth step. Don't feel as though I've progressed a lot today, but I'm still a lot better than I was two days ago, I suppose at least I'm getting somewhere.
I'll keep you boys posted.
>>57076856
bude
>>57076996
not after I put 300 horses in it
>>57076988
>daily reminder that Brits are not majority of London
AYY LMAO
>>57076971
pls no
>>57077085
Swedes are a minority in Malmo.
>>57076993
London is the best and the worst, didn't include because not comparable
im a sheet in the streets. but a street in the sheets
>>57075631
Literally way below my standards, wouldnt even look at on the street
cant get over how long the plans taking this is way uncool
>>57077085
Who cares? London is a shithole that prints money.
It can be 100% non-British for all I care as long as the nice places in the UK remain untouched and it keeps making us money.
David William Donald Cameron, född 9 oktober 1966 i London, är Storbritanniens premiärminister, förste skattkammarlord, minister för offentlig förvaltning och ledare för det Konservativa partiet. Han representerar valkretsen Witney i det brittiska underhuset.[1]
Cameron har en kandidatexamen i filosofi, ekonomi och politik från Brasenose College vid Oxfords universitet. Efter studierna började han arbeta för Konservativa partiet, och blev därefter rådgivare till Norman Lamont och senare till Michael Howard. Mellan 1994 och 2001 var han chef för Corporate Affairs på Carlton Communications.
Han besegrades i det första försöket att bli invald till parlamentet för valkretsen Stafford år 1997, men blev invald år 2001 för Oxfordshires valkrets Witney. Han befordrades till att sitta på frontbänken i oppositionen två år senare och steg snabbt till att bli chef för politisk samordning under parlamentsvalet 2005. Med en publik bild av en ungdomlig, moderat kandidat som skulle kunna tilltala yngre väljare valdes han till Konservativa partiets ledare i slutet av 2005.[2]
>>57077097
You're not scared, are you...?
>During the Cold War, the Soviet military mapped the entire world, parts of it down to the level of individual buildings. The Soviet maps of US and European cities have details that aren’t on domestic maps made around the same time, things like the precise width of roads, the load-bearing capacity of bridges, and the types of factories. They’re the kinds of things that would come in handy if you’re planning a tank invasion. Or an occupation. Things that would be virtually impossible to find out without eyes on the ground.
>>57077085
nice immigration rate sven
and this is before you took all those """""syrian refugees""""" in
Just had one of those incredibly cleansing shits. The type that feel your bowels have been exorcised of the dump devil within and leave you refreshed and light
الله أكبر
>Be Swedish
>die in grenade attack
>>57077146
Daily reminder that Norwegian is a better language than Swedish.
>>57077073
(and throw a rod because you didn't buy the one with a 3sgte)
>>57077149
literally everyone is injured it'll be a miracle if we get one goal
>>57077098
proofs?
:O :D
>>57077166
>a soviet tank invasion of the USA
wew
>>57075732
wrong, but if that makes you feel better
>>57077184
where the fuck did get that photo of me?
>>57077203
http://speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.707/swedes-are-a-minority-in-sweden-s-third-largest-city.html
To control a nation, you remove the people's connection to their history.
This is why "whites have no culture". They have no sense of self. They are directionless and have no identity.
They started this decades ago in Sweden where they would alter things in museums to make it look like Sweden was always a caliphate with Middle Eastern Vikings or whatever
>>57077173
>>57077186
DELET THIS
>>57077187
>implying there is any difference
Är du på allvar neger?
>>57077103
London is literally the most magnificent city in England
>Westminster Abbey
>Big Ben
>Piccadilly Circus
Yes, the latter is essentially a glorified street corner but it beats the fuck out of other English cities.
>>57077194
>England are 16-2-2 at home under Roy
Wew lad
>>57077245
The difference is that Swedish sounds homosexual.
>>57077012
How about this one?
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1985-Stony-Point-Rd_Charlottesville_VA_22911_M55733-82998#photo30
>>57077247
Bath, York, Canterbury, Chester and plenty of other cities are far nicer than London.
I'm 6ft 3 and my younger brother has just started getting taller than me
Feels bad
Is this how manlets feel all the time?
>>57077322
pretty small for 3m lol
I can get something the same size in london for that
>>57076735
Who cares.
Can anyone name any British values anymore that AREN'T vague terms like "being tolerant" which anyone can do
>>57077237
Malmö is a suburb to Copenhagen anyway
>>57077281
Aw yes, so said the Britt
Northern Ireland is Irish
>>57077356
I'm 5'4" and my sister is 5'10", two of my younger brothers are 5'11".
You know nothing.
reminder
>>57077360
Small main house BUT it's on 30 acres of beautiful mountain land and includes a guest house and gorgeous landscape features.
+ you can shoot guns in your backyard if you want
Still bright outside lads.
>All in all, Watt estimated that the Soviet military produced more than 1.1 million different maps.
>>57077085
THIRD WORLD COUNTRY BY 2030
>>57077345
>Bath
"no"
Made a new meem lads, what do you think?
>>57077493
>German scared of having a wash
>>57077085
But we are
It's something like 53% but still
Just seen a thing about England's goalkeeping choices right now.
With Hart and Butland injured, Tom Heaton is likely to be on the bench with David Stockdale as third choice.
Can see its going well at this point.
Being born British is losing at the great lottery of life
>>57077458
CAN FUCKING WAIT GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG!!!
>>57077459
BÖRK BÖRK
>>57077513
its not a me-me if theres no frog man
Sweden was once considered the closest thing to paradise on Earth
Now look at it....
The 11 I wish we could put out at the euros
>>57077419
Is Carrick even alive?
>>57077546
T.autistic finn
>>57077546
I wish I was born Finnish so I could speak in pure meme.
>>57077546
ah yes, i remember you saying you were going to use that image for trolling purposes. very impressive.
>ywn be a soviet map maker wondering what life in the west was possibly like
>>57077514
>British "banter"
ah yes very impressive
>>57077570
STOP POSTING THIS SHIT, WOY
>>57077525
44.9%
fucking joke
>>57077568
i actually remember those days. i unironically dreamed of living there. now i would rather live in fucking south africa
>>57077570
>austin
>rooney
>>57077570
Are you the Vady v Germany goal spamming autist too?
>be scottish
>want to watch the dream team with Harry Kane and mr meme supreme Jamie Vardy
>turn on TV
>STV airing 3 hours of "Scottish debates"
>ITVHD cannot be watched in Scotland
just cuck my shit up
maps are so cool
post maps
>>57077618
woy wouldnt pick half of them lmao
milner, studge, sterling and no vardy, austin or alli more likely
>>57077609
They made tons of these of Swedish cities, sometime better then ours, that was public.
HOW DARE OF YOU SPEAK NICE THINGS OF PAKISTAN YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING PAKISTAN IS THE SHITTIEST COUNTRY ON EARTH EVERYBODY IS BROWN LOW IQ MISERABLE MUSLIM MONKEY THAT KILLS NEGROS AND FUCK HIV WHORES STINKING OF PISS AND SHIT PAKISTAN IS SHIT 60K BR MURDER BEST DAY OF MY LIFE SHIT SHIT PISS FECES FUCK YOU I AM PAKI AND WISH I WAS ANYTHING BUT IT JUST KILL ME WITH YOUR SUPERIOR LIGHT SKIN BLONDE UBERMENSCH 300 IQ BIG WHITE DICK PLS COLONIZE UK
>>57077546
finnish is beyond cute
is she autistic aswell?
Poleaboo found the ending of Fresh Meat upsetting
Reminded him of the feelings he had when his qt Polish roommate left
>>57077645
http://www.economist.com/news/international/21685490-white-shuffle-not-white-flight
Xoxo
*frantically deletes all social profiles*
>>57077684
f-for you
>>57077546
Had sex with a Finnish girl last year, was truly memetastic.
drinking a desperado. tastes like lemonade
Andy caroll will be on the bench against holland tonight, roy plans to bring him on if it isnt working so we can play long balls
Sweat baby sweat baby
Just had a thought, lads.
What if the janny is a girl?
Need a Finnish bf.
>>57077750
That whole thing was hysterical, which just shows how much of an immature manchild i am.
going to try and get my gf to sort out her body hair
>>57077805
christ
>>57077725
Season 2?
That just came out on Netflix here, I haven't watched it yet
>>57077805
She has seen my dick multiple times then haha
literally and unironically going to bed lads
goodnight x
http://www.wired.com/2015/07/secret-cold-war-maps/
This is the most interesting article I've read all year
>>57077797
>/sp/ seriously thought he was going to start Kane & Vardy
>>57077661
Why do yanks and autists think there's only one footy lad in here
Get fucked
>>57077854
Nobody gives a shit, stop posting these maps.
need to start hoarding snacks in my room again
mum has been home from work for 3 hours and shows no signs of leaving
>>57077805
janny isn't human lad. Hes beyond our comprehension
eating a lindt bunny and drinking an iced coffee
>>57077749
Yeah, whites don't want to live with filth. Same thing happened in Malmö, swedes starting to move to outside of the city.
>>57077868
Spee is full of fucking half wits.
>tfw you will never delete early generals with your qt janny gf
>>57077873
i give a shit
>>57077854
please keep posting
>>57077854
>>57077873
No need to stop, just do it in it's own thread. Spamming them here is no better than anime autists doing the same thing
Got a long bottom bitch call that hoe Neville
>>57077886
Fat cunt
Still pissed off at my parents for calling me Fargus
>>57077873
>Nobody gives a shit, stop posting these maps.
Really liking your general lads
Will be a regular from now on if you don't mind haha
>>57077838
season 4, final season
might rewatch since I can relate a bit now though mostly it just triggers me
>>57077909
They should start moving outside of the country desu
>walk down shitty paki street near me
>brand new bmw range rovers mercs mitubishi EVO
>all houses are tiny terrace with no drive forcing everyone to park on the road
Ah yes very impressive priorities
>>57077951
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
sorry lad
>>57077951
>he doesn't have a biblical name
Why did your parents hate you? Not even religious, but they're just the only good name.
would quite like a pop rock girlfriend 2bh
>>57077984
Wew, don't spoil it for me
>>57077978
No Nazis or T*rks allowed I'm afraid.
>>57077978
F u c k.
O
F
F
HÂÑŚ
>>57077978
Only if you randomly post in German, all in caps, throughout threads.
reminder that this german isn't a german at all and is a brit studying there.
>Sturridge
Ah, at last, a world class striker starting for England
>>57077986
Thinking about fleeing to Poland
>>57078012
>Having a biblical name
>2016
Get fucked Christfag sympathiser.
>>57077978
wie /islam/ hier?
nothing worse than a good looking autist lads.
at least you uggos get 0 attention from women and dont have to suffer humiliation and embarrassment on a regular basis like me.
>>57078042
sounds like a good lad
>>57078018
The ending I was referring to was just university being over and shots of their empty rooms/home
ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN
N
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>>57077978
Das ist nicht sehr gut Hans
>>57078076
Why not Norway?
Inb4 oil jews
>le pacey black man meme
When will it ever end.
Also kekking at that Dutch lineup.
>Korean Food made Easy
Ugly food, terrible host, keeps saying umami, fucking hate it
>>57078094
Islam fur Deutschland!
*posts lyrics from a song you don't know*
ah yes, very impressive
lmao this is what they thought the world looked like in 1489
Is there anyone in the fucking world that wants a website (i.e. shop) to display less than 'all' of the items on one page?
RRRREEEEEEE
>>>/soc/23535614
>>>/soc/23535614
>>>/soc/23535614
Gf just posted this
Lads got for a police interview about my gun license
>>57078201
I supported you posting, just do it elsewhere. Don't wear out your welcome
>>57078201
No sense of proportion.
>>57078171
found these banterous chaps in jaywick lads
just spoke to the lad who rigs international friendlies and he said 4-1 to england vardy scores first, kane scores as a super sub t.bh
>>57078201
Not a bad shout to be fair.
Got the general feel for most of the continents there.
>>57078184
I always google lyrics that get posted here and listen to the songs :)
>>57078139
Oil jews t b h
It's closer to Poland, and Norway is getting more cucked
>>57078015
I SHOULD BE OVER ALL THE BUTTERFLIES
>>57078038
BOMBEN AUF ENGELAND
>>57078032
Except I'm white.
>>57078042
What?
Fucking shit patter tonight
>>57078225
>I want it to load absolutely fucking everything every time I open a webpage
Fuck off billionaire with your atomic supercomputer
>>57078244
That's not me
>>57078244
i'm not him you newfag cunt
no-one wants you here
how do I up my banter?
>>57078277
Dark picture - can't see your eye colour
>>57078277
>Aryans
>white
Only Anglo-Saxons are white my brown friend.
>>57078277
You don't look white. You look Turkish.
>>57078277
>jihad beard
>pale skin
>mole on face
Turk please go
what should i get at the chippy
>need to buy a rug
>nice ones cost a half a grand+
RRREEEEEE
>>57078277
>>57078343
>>57078344
>>57078345
>>57078357
Daily reminder that the wogs begin at Calais.
>Go on an hour walk
>Only burn off enough calories as in a small bag of mini cheddars
Very good
>>57078381
You don't NEED a rug, you want a rug. So stop being so stingy
>>57078376
>chippy
its chipper you fucking moron
WTF happened to the Dutch national side?
>>57078407
If you get fat you need to eat more to sustain your weight. So then the cheddars would not matter.
>>57078381
Just ask the "German" to sell you one of his lovely Turkish rugs
>>57078381
>$1000 for a fucking rug
>>57078381
Muhammed down Aston will sell you a rug for £20
>>57078345
>>57078343
REEEE
MY EYES ARE BLUE-GREY
>>57078376
>>57078429
Why do chip shops not do delivery?
Why do we NEED diversity?
Honestly.
Without saying anything like 'racist', 'sexist', the usual stuff, how would diversifying the ethnicity or gender of any group make something better?
>>57078441
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_age
Green is white.
>>57078473
yeh this guy is german alright. got that dumb gormless look to him.
>>57078318
You still here lad?
have some fun with this
http://www.oldmapsonline.org/
>>57078473
Take it to /soc/, nobody gives a fuck about your fucking eyes
>>57078381
parents spent £500 on a rug ffs who do they think they are
>>57078486
>painting on the side is dutch too
fugg
>>57078429
don't assume i'm english you twat
>>57075731
Everyone in Britain is a working class northerner.
>>57078510
>yeah
F O Y
>>57078509
Green is green mate, white is white
>>57078357
Please do not use the t*-word so brazenly. Thank you.
>Rppmet is a pundit
>>57078471
Is it really a dire time?
No Sneijder, Robben, Huntelaar, RVP, de Jong? Are these players out of favour now?
>>57078545
do NOT appropriate MY gimmick you disgusting cabbage eating kraut
>>57078519
Not my fault you called me a Turk.
>>57078515
thanks lad
>>57078578
>Are these players out of favour now?
All old fucks
>>57078578
starting goalie broke his nose a few days ago and everyone else worth mentioning is injured or blind trying to be van laal
>>57078473
Good, you have potential then Hans
Germaner skall styra världen i framtiden
How do I get a gf like this?
*gives you a kiss*
>>57078509
Birmingham confirmed for white
>Go for a run
>Want to scoff a big pizza as soon as I get in even though I've already eaten an hour ago
How do I stop this happening?
>>57078609
t. vapid whore who reads Harry Potter and romance novels
>>57078201
You try mapping the world you child
>>57078609
If Op Yewtree investigated him they'd find more underage girls than every other paedo in Britain combined
>>57078636
What is this Bruma like? Heard he's a decent player.
>>57078660
by having a shred of self-control
>>57078649
*slaps you*
>>57078648
Be autistic
>>57078609
>Date a girl with severe mental issues
>>57078648
Currently got my willy in Anzu's hairless pink bumhole right now, so its not possible.
>it's a Sturridge will never pass episode
>>57078646
good lad
>>57078696
no idea 2bh don't follow football close enough anymore
did the man kick the ball again? did he kick it with his foot?
>>57078201
get rekt swedecucks and aussies
also, new worlders
might buy myself a few maps for my bedroom
posters are boring
>Vardy
>#10
Kek
remind me when it gets to 9 o'clock
Who wants teabagging?
>>57078609
Knew a girl who reads
Saw her reading tsun tzu and pointed out how all the shit is common sense and some of it is unhelpful if we look at the history of war
>Go on ebay
>Rugs are literally £20
Ah yes "half a grand"
>>57078741
Hell seger kamrat! Judarna och muslimerna ska gasas! Eller hur? :D
harry kane? more like hattrick kane
>>57078763
A lot of normoids have maps on their walls. Especially vapid girls who consider "travel" to be a hobby.
>>57078763
good post
didnt know there were any other map autists in here
Gonna order some chicken.
Wish me luck lads.
drinking my zubr now
>literally everyone shilling for Rooney
Literally scored 1 (one) wc goal, and never provided anything for England at major tournaments.
>>57078763
Got a map of the canal systems of London
Looks gr8 desu
>>57078763
I've got 3 bigass maps for my room and few little ones that I haven't put up yet
always have a good laugh when some smelly spaniard is killed while bullfighting
>>57078810
enjoy your machine woven fire hazard
>A woman killed in Tuesday’s bombing in Brussels had warned four months earlier that demonizing Muslims would help drive recruitment of extremists.
>Sascha Pinczowski posted on Facebook after the November Paris attacks that “Ignorant spreading of anti-Muslim sentiment and propaganda does nothing but benefit ISIS.”
>The 26-year-old Pinczowski was a Dutch national living in New York. She and her brother, Alexander, were among those killed in Brussels.
>Pinczowski’s Nov. 16 Facebook post was reposted by her mother, Marjan Pinczowski Fasbender.
>The mother wrote that she wanted to share “this message of tolerance from our Dear Daughter Sascha.”
Reminder that not even death would slap lefties out of their conditioning
>Knew a girl who reads
>Saw her reading tsun tzu and pointed out how all the shit is common sense and some of it is unhelpful if we look at the history of war
>>57078819
by maps you mean the mercator projection of the world map and nothing else
>>57078810
>high quality, designer name stuff should be the same price as cheap shit people flog on ebay
Are you a commie?
>>57078819
Mark?
gentlemen, how do we fix the gender wage gap?
>>57078698
*its a hologram*
/brit/ should start a political party
Is it just me or does this seem scripted as fuck?
>Know how to build a fire bow and start a fire even though most people have never seen or heard of a fire bow
>Despite being this good at bushcraft they drink stagnant water
>>57078869
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
The one good thing about terrorism is that it is mainly normie scum like this who get killed.
>>57078897
make women work in construction and in the sewers, and study STEM instead of media and hairdressing
>>57078850
link to it lad?
>>57078851
of what places la
>>57078875
If I'd have to buy a world map then it would be a mercator map. Peters projection is ugly af
>>57078811
Literally the only Swedish word I know is DÄNSKJÄVEL
>>57078897
Ban women from the workplace.
http://belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/police-deny-helping-put-up-irish-tricolour-for-easter-rising-west-belfast-parade-and-say-health-and-safety-forced-them-to-act-34580840.html
Jesus unionists truly are a strange breed of people all the fuss over MUH FLEGS
laughing that most normies are much better travelled than the average sperg who complains about "pleb tier travelling"
>>57078897
the equal pay act 1970
Feeling a bit mental about football at the moment and I've also gone chocolate insane. Is there anything I can grab that will let me play some football with the lads?
>>57078876
He said he wanted a rug, not a middle class fashion statement.
please explain the normie obsession with seeing life as one big competition
everyone needs to have the bigger house, or the newer car, or the most expensive phones or rugs
it doesn't make sense to me. i can't understand why people drive themselves into poverty just to seem more important than their neighbors and colleagues
i'm saying this because if you were to save a little money every day then you would have 100 grand by the time you retire, and that's just from pocket change. normies are obsessed with spending their lives away.
>>57078872
T./lit/
Fuck off you prentious cunt
>>57078931
DANSKJÄVLAR
The only word you need to know t b h
>>57078912
>TV show
>is it scripted
hmmm let me think
you do realise that many "reality" shows are mostly scripted right? jeremy kyle is full of actors and fake stories, jerry springer was 100% fake.
>>57078947
you could grab my girlfriend's willy
>>57078930
but muh racism? might as well be the rorkator projection
>>57078897
either force women to work longer
or force men to take time off
Mark Poo Gash is quite a shit presenter desu.
>>57078955
>why is the world a dull and primitive place plagued by vapid consumerism
gee i wonder
>>57078939
>no TW
BIGOT
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Quality-Blue-Red-Union-Jack-Flag-Print-Rug-120cm-x-170cm-London-Union-Jack-/281939019882?hash=item41a4e0086a:g:~yQAAOSwWTRWxZkV
Cop or not?
Why is terrorism bad when it is 99% normies who get killed by it?
>>57078415
>single glazing
>old wood floorboards
I Need a rug pham, it's cold af.
>>57078463
>>57078451
Good call lads.
>>57078763
Got a huge map of the West Midlands area courtesy of National Express
daily reminder: the equal pay settlement by birmingham city council absorbed an entire years budget and they are likely to require emergency funding before the next general election
>>57078939
>telling someone they're a man because they've got a knob is the most evil thing one can do
>>57078963
your first day here mate?
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/7369-Dyers-Mill-Ln_Scottsville_VA_24590_M63053-47190?ex=VA594462410#photo0
>no thanks, I don't want a 7,000 sq ft manor and 525 acres of private land all to myself complete with historic buildings. I'd rather pay more for a crummy townhouse in london so my paki neighbors can be less than 20ft from me at all times.
can i get a new thread please
>>57078869
top kek
>>57079113
>>57079113
>>57079113
>>57079113
NEW THREAD
>>57078992
>The whole show is designed to produce a gladiatorial-style exchange. Guests walk out of opposite entrances in the same way that Roman fighters would enter the ring in the Colosseum. For particularly controversial or confrontational subjects, producers would ramp up the music, selecting heavy metal tracks to set the tone.
>Revolting as all this may be, there is nonetheless a strange morality at work: the Queensberry rules of the daytime chat show. Producers of the Jeremy Kyle Show would never put a guest on air whose story was not in some way true. They would never fake DNA results or lie detector tests. Guests never get paid: they just receive expenses, cigarettes and beer.
>>57078955
life IS a competition. you are an expression of genetic will to survive and propagate.
in a primitive society you would signal your seniority/prowess with your battle scars or what size animal you could catch and bring back to the tribe
todays society is just substituting the same desire to signal.
>>57079181
>t. latest iteration of a soon to be extinct line of humans/social darwinist
>>57078930
>of what places la
in the new thread la
would you go on a lads holiday with the /brit/ lads
>>57079432
no
bit too gay
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