Pyongyang edition
crayon pop
Wow that was a productive day
you only think north korea is bad because of western propaganda
I'm a cuck!
https://twitter.com/cantbanthejan
What a character
>>57011339
>>57011328
nonce
cats like felix like felix cat food
![082[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/giK4pAc.gif "082[2].gif")
I just got back from a ski trip to France. Beautiful weather, nice food, chilled out atmosphere.
Get back to London: miserable weather, everywhere is mega crowded, people on public transport look like miserable subhumans.
Why did I come back?
>>57011394
beths like 20 isn't she?
>>57011403
you love it slut
>Interested in politics, gaming and mens rights. Somewhat libertarian.
Jack is looking at Anne, but Anne is looking at George. Jack is married, but George is not.
Is a married person looking at an unmarried person?
>>57011403
>people on public transport look like miserable subhumans.
they were all thinking that about you too lad
might move somewhere warm sick of the weather
undertaking a senecan praemeditatio
>>57011444
full
>>57011432
t. 4chan a few years ago
>>57011432
>interested in gaming
What le fuck, that's like saying I'm interested in watching movies
>>57011435
is anne is married
cara 2bh lads
>>57011403
>tfw you realise you were predetermined to be miserable and depressed, having been born in a grey concrete shitehole
>tfw seeing pictures of golden-skinned Californians, happy, smiling, full of vitamin D by the side of a sunny lake or beach
>>57011479
whenever somebody lists gaming as a hobby it makes me think of somebody listing watching tv as a hobby
This blew my 9yr old mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-3UsAP1-6E
>>57011478
We are all proud alt-righters now
>>57011477
fuck off why would i move there when ive got free movement with all the nice places in europe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnrxI39nXFA
>yellowstone is a fuckhuge volcano that will wipe out humanity waiting to erupt at any moment
>>57011500
fuck I just realized I'm not a real man
>why yes, naturally I'm interested in politics
>>57011513
good
>>57011496
They're full of my vitamin D ;), a bit like your concrete mother
>>57011538
>concrete mother
dont get this
The possible answers are yes, no and cannot be determined.
>>57011530
shit I literally have a bottle of that shit
>>57011558
was for
>>57011492
>>57011556
I meant to make a joke about how I fucked your mother's corpse in her casket but then I thought it would've been too mean so I stopped writing and clicked post.
>>57011538
>vitamin Dolmio
>>57011530
>>57011560
You just know fedoras buy it because it's got a cool goblin on it
Or maybe it's actually good
>>57011443
Maybe.
Just after I got on the bus a woman in full burqa got on and stood next to me. All I could think was "this is how it's going to end isn't it? blown up in a Brussels copycat attack the minute I get back into the country".
>>57011403
>go to a holiday resort
>wonder why it's more relaxing than an average day in a major city
Come on lad you're aren't thick so stop acting like it
>>57011595
I bought it for the goblin..........................
lads, you know those antique markets people go to in Bargain Hunt. Do they have a particular name?
i'd like to find some local ones. might be nice to wander around sometime.
Jack is looking at Anne, but Anne is looking at George. Jack is married, but George is not. Is a married person looking at an unmarried person?
>>57011617
I knew it
>>57011622
antique fair and auctions
>>57011595
it's pretty good, i enjoy it
but yeah mostly I bought it for the goblin
>>57011493
really enjoying this pic 2bh ngl
>>57011513
>content from BBC
>blocked in my country on copyright grounds
If I had paid my licence fee I'd be outraged
>people acting surprised about the detrimental effects of city living
seriously? idiots
Back from the gym lads
>tfw think "would /brit/ fedorapost this" before I do or say anything irl
what have you done to me
>>57011610
I'm not denying that Paris is also a shithole.
I'm saying that small outdoorsy towns are way better places than big cities.
>>57011584
indeterminable
>>57011444
I'm thinking of moving to South of France and getting bar work or something.
>>57011625
Yes
>>57011622
they're called bath houses, you should search for local bath houses
>>57011622
Car boot sales
>seriously? idiots
>>57011667
>I'm saying that small outdoorsy towns are way better places than big cities.
woah that is so fucking profound mate. i think you're onto something here. dont waste your time here, spread the word.
>>57011625
Again depends whether Anne is married or not (which we are not told). We know an unmarried person is being looked at (George) but we cannot infer whether Anne is unmarried.
>>57011673
Wrong answer. Don't feel bad, everyone gets it wrong. The correct answer is yes. Think about it for a moment. Either Anne is married and looking at unmarried George, or she is unmarried and being looked at by married Jack.
can I regain my virginity by playing warhammer
>>tfw think "would /brit/ fedorapost this" before I do or say anything irl
>what have you done to me
>>57011654
I don't know what detrimental means.
But I moved to the city from the quiet countryside village when I was 14 and I have never been as happy ever since. Every year my sadness becomes worse and my longing for my old home becomes stronger.
This was a very horny session for me. I fucked her every which way; I put a lovely black suede collar and lead on her and had her kneel and suck me off into her mouth. She apparently used to swallow but now prefers not to (which was fine with me). We played with some butt plugs before I went into her lovely tight ass in missionary as she stimulated herself with her magic wand. She bent over for some more anal and I let myself go into her ass. More licking sucking and fucking followed, until I came in her pussy, and she then nibbled, licked and sucked me off for a second time, completing my trip 'all around the world' as they say. I took some great pictures along the way (some now in her PG) and made some short videos for my private delectation.
All in all a lovely girl, who kept me hard for three hours with her beauty, skill and horniness. Thoroughly recommended! Very good value for the longer sessions especially.
>>57011701
>being this bitter and miserable while defending a shithole city
Point proved I guess.
since when did vaping become a fedora thing, that's simply nonsense
i picked it up because it's healthier than smoking (helped me quit) and smells like fruit pastilles. my friends I play tabletop games with weren't too happy about me smoking cigarettes
>>57011513
It's possible that I'll get to experience a planet almost completely free of Yanks for a short time if it erupts. That would feel good.
>>57011749
when that guy said you're not thick i think he was wrong.
shocking comprehension skills. try harder.
>>57011643
save its all yours friend
>>57011749
who's defending cities
the point is what you're saying is literally common knowledge
the bad aspects of cities are just things people put up with for better nightlife/jobs
>>57011742
Read The Human Zoo by Desmond Morris
>>57011710
the answer is yes in both possible states of anne's marital status
>>57011749
You can't be this dim
also
>proved
ah, a jf. no wonder you dont understand english
>>57011773
t. """""""""""""""british""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""muslim""""""""""""""""""
collapsed again last night lads
>Read The Human Zoo by Desmond Morris
>>57011819
Don't kid yourself, hatred of Yanks is the one thing that unites everyone on the planet.
waking up and smelling the coffee
>>57011832
Why don't you see a doctor? What were you doing when you collapsed? Had you eaten?
>>57011722
those aren't the only two answers
>>57011832
you get up or are you still lying there?
>>57011848
due to jealousy
the US is by far the greatest nation to ever exist
I hate the city , but our country sides are dero as fuck , not to mention sweltering heat
>>57011857
What other ones are there?
>>57011749
Kek they're being a bit hard on you aren't they lad.
Although 2bh we all have to go back to our shitty lives, we can't all live on a French ski resorts forever now, can we?
>>57011794
Tbh the London nightlife isn't even better than French apres ski.
London closes earlier than ski towns of < 10k people lel.
The point about jobs is true though. Literally the only reason to live in a big city.
>>57011595
It's actually pretty good, it's smoother than a lot of ales.
Mum just text me and said she bought a hotdog for lunch. Might reply with 'fuck off Yank' and see if She gets the joke.
going to B&M Bargains lads
>>57011879
widowed
>>57011893
is your mom sing
is this greentexting a post where someone makes a statement and put a fedora picture next to it a real maymay, or is it just 1-2 autistic /brit/ posters?
>>57011905
weapon
>>57011848
>saved you from the nazis
>saved you from communism
>saving you from kamipakis
and yet you're still finding a way to destroy yourselves, and you hate the only people willing to help you. europe in a nutshell
>>57011882
I know someone who spends the majority of his year working on alps ski resorts. He's not good at skiing or anything he's just bilingual.
>>57011878
UK countryside is extremely comfy.
>>57011832
Take two potatoes with each meal
Oh wait that is your meal lmao
Fuck I'm on fire today there's absolutely no stopping me
>>57011853
eating shit and drinking
just woke up in the middle of the night and felt like i needed to vomit
I felt like shit and had to lie down cold sweating
I was fine after though
>>57011937
too wet
>>57011921
It started off as one or two people, but there are a lot of autists on /brit/ so now there is 24 hour covereage
>inb4 fat hat man
>>57011935
>lives on a ski resort
>can't ski
Sounds like an absolute madman
will having sex solve all my problems
>>57011869
Not really, I'm jealous of how ecologically diverse and massive the US is and their gun laws but not really of anything else Yanks have and wouldn't choose to live there. They're hated because they're obnoxious.
literally about to spend 2 hours on a train into london to buy MDMA then literally come straight back lads
>>57011791
Nah, not a single knee in sight
>>57011932
>used as a meatshield against nazi guns in the last two years
>Sat by idly during perestroika
>invading the middle east and causing the kamipakis.
>in 10 years you will only work 2/3 days a week, earn £5k/month, and own a nice country house and car outright
Short term sacrifice, long term gain is what I call it lads haha xx
>>57011959
Wish I could say the same about ur mum
>>57011972
fundamentally no
change comes from within
>>57011969
theres more to do at a ski resort than skiing
like pounding easy vacay pussy
>>57011959
then it would turn into the course dry shit you get in yankland. water keeps it soft and verdant.
>>57011932
>tfw yanks actually believe this.
>>57011994
whats the sacrifice?
>fundamentally no
>change comes from within
won an argument because people are ignorant of christian orthodoxy. fgm
Plan for today:
Have a wank
Have a shit
Go to the shop to buy milk and pot noodles
Eat pot noodles
Bench, Rows and OHP in the garage gym
Read
Another wank
Beddy byes
>>57011937
Comfy as
That looks like Victorian countryside, is there a lot of Meth in your ones
>>57011994
Didn't realise sucking cock paid that well waheyyyyy
>mfw I see a girl I used to go to school with on adultwork
It's a great feeling to know other people fucked up their life
>>57012045
no meth in the entire country really. our degenerates stick to heroin and they're all in the cities.
>>57012039
>not eating a choco egg
rasheed
>Of all the game shows I could go on, I'll apply to Bargain Hunt and be lucky if I make £2 profit prize money
Ah, yes, very good. So sophisticated,
>>57012045
no just cider and local cheeses
only speaking for the west country
which is, as we all know, best country
>>57012039
Not bad. I would cut the wanks out entirely though, or at least one, and the milk.
>>57012077
do brits not have the constitution for uppers?
Are pot noodles halal?
>>57011975
You actually a paki m8?
>>57012045
Sometimes. Depends who you find.
got to go into town ffssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss cba cba cba cba cba cba cba cba cba cba cba cba cbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa really cant be fucking arsed but ive got to go into town fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck me so tired so tired but on the other hand had a nice dinner nice look all gone all gone so tomorrow i have to drive to dublin dublin of all places i hate it i hate driving around the m50 hate it and that new mohaiio motorway on the way up to dublin god its so long hate it well tis alright like but tis nowt to look at but on the other hand its to go to the airport dont mind that ffsssssssssss ffs ffs fs fs fs fs fs fs fs so very tired but ive gorra go havent i ive got no choice but for fuuuuuuuuux sake im such a lazy wazy bones urrgggggggggg ffs im gonna go now anyway but i CANT be ARSED
waiting for daddy to leave so i can get breakfast
>>57012060
you will die alone
>>57012096
fuck off
>>57012096
wouldnt go that far
we do a shitton of cocaine & pills
but i've never really come across meth and I'm a total degenerate
>>57012045
There aren't any hillbillies in the British countryside, the closest you'd get is if you happened to run into gyppos.
>>57012096
Don't you ever -- Don't you fucking do that again, don't you EVER make that assertion again. I'm on the fucking knife edge with you, I swear m8.
>>57012060
she makes 250 grand a year
>>57012060
Did she fuck up her life though or did she make a rational decision that she may as well charge for sex since she's a slut and will be shagging around anyway?
If the average slut charged every guy £100 (instead of a vodka and coke) for a fuck, she'd be far better off.
She could be making £3k a week. Unless she's a dog of course.
>>57012152
outskirts of hastings.
Good morning lads
Gunna try and have a wank but this medication makes it a fucking chore
The war on ISIS is not about Muslims. Muslims have lived peacefully in Europe for decades.
The problem is the Middle East. Isis is a middle eastern export and they are invading our lands
>>57012152
All Northerners count as hillbillies.
>>57012077
gays are very much into meth in this country
>Did she fuck up her life though or did she make a rational decision that she may as well charge for sex since she's a slut and will be shagging around anyway?
>If the average slut charged every guy £100 (instead of a vodka and coke) for a fuck, she'd be far better off.
>She could be making £3k a week. Unless she's a dog of course.
>>57012144
I've known that since I was young
>>57012163
£80 an hour and she's only got two reviews
>>57012168
She's a munter m8.
>>57012180
zoloft?
could rarely even be bothered to wank when I was on that, I went from every day to maybe once a week
>>57012118
The biggest Yankboos I've ever met have been ethnics 2bh, I would guess you're probably a fresh of the boat smelly Indian.
T-1 days until I ask her out lads
>>57012094
I'm a very horny guy, 4 wanks on Saturday and 5 yesterday. I usually do 2 in quick succession.
There is literally NOTHING wrong with Americans.
>>57012217
Sertraline
And a fucking high dosage as well
this easter egg is fucking solid to crack open haha
>>57012197
gays are mentally ill
>>57012248
Fantastic post
>>57012260
Absolutely
>>57012234
That's a bit mad.
>>57012090
Sounds like SA
*tips brimmed hat*
Regular reminder that the existence of the welfare state means that fat chav sluts with umpteen weans, junkies and retards are the ubermensch
>>57012217
Maybe that's the secret of antidepressants. All that serotonin stuff is bullshit. Everyone knows you wank too much, that's why you're tired and depressed. The pills stop you from doing it so you do more productive stuff with your life.
>>57012249
>being a pathetic piece of shit
>pretending to have a meme-disease
fucking lol. kill yourself.
my ears are burning
>>57012199
you do realise the actually fedora thing to do is defend whores?
>>57012285
Shut. The Fuck. Up.
>>57012294
what do you think he was doing
Xanax for breakfast.
Weed for lunch.
Ket for dindins.
>>57012286
Hello handsome ;)
>>57012248
They are obnoxious and a bit stupid but not bad people overall.
However hating Yanks is a longstanding /brit/ gimmick, you must be painfully new.
what would Lenin think of Europe today
>>57012322
very good lad
>>57012322
helium for supper
>>57012294
the fedora meme has lost all meaning now. like all memes. teenagers here have no self-control and just spam them into oblivion until they die.
>Russia
>white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JyJsbr-wTk
>>57012322
what's for tea?
>>57012224
Nice try m8 but I don't have a strong opinion on Americans like 99.9% of the population
Also you literally just said you want easy access to firearms and hate Americans, there's no way you're white
>>57012248
>>57012270
Cucks.
>They are obnoxious and a bit stupid but not bad people overall.
>However hating Yanks is a longstanding /brit/ gimmick, you must be painfully new.
>>57012249
yeah that is zoloft
sucks doesnt it
never really even made me feel that happy, just generally ok and staved off negative thoughts
>>57012350
but he was literally fucking defending whores, you spasticated cock bandit
>>57012356
Probably more xanax
these are my hands
these are brick walls
men can break down brick walls men can break down brick walls
>>57012351
unless your not english. you can't say fuck all
>>57012322
memes for dreams
need a good ass-to-mouth porn
will town be packed with bank holiday cunts right now, even though it's raining and shitty out there, or am I safe to scurry into Tesco without bumping into millions of normalscummers?
>I suffer from depression
I thought only Muslims really hated Americans? All that stuff about bombing their countries and supporting Israel or something.
>>57012409
http://www.youjizz.com/videos/lellou-and-lea-mage---booty-ass-babe-get-anal-sex-on-threesome-and-got-a-cumshot-18394821.html
>>57012362
>"Don't have a strong opinion on Americans"
>Takes the gimmick of Yank-hating seriously and tries to defend them
t. Jamal Gomez, Yank on vacation
>>57012409
>ass
ah yes the assimilation scheme is proceeding as planned
>>57012409
http://www.everythingbutt.com/site/shoot/10057-Anal-Frenzy.html?c=1
>>57012429
shouldn't be that busy, since people have spread their weekend shopping over the 4 days instead of most doing it on sunday
>>57012444
>black male/white female
>>57012478
kek
>>57012472
is that a free site?
>>57012313
Impersonation is a crime :~)
>>57012471
>posted in english
very impressive
>watching malcom in the middle
>hal gets sick the hospital bill costs 4 grand
>lois has to beg for her job back
Americans lmao
why is Captain Britain white?
>>57012501
nah but should be available on torrent, most kink.com stuff is
>>57012429
I got back from a big Tesco about an hour ago and it was indeed quite busy. Kids running about everywhere, parents shouting, big families of Pakis and Poles, old cunts blocking the aisles with their trolleys. Nightmare.
>>57012382
Then that's a fucking god send for me
>>57012508
AMERICAN English
you didn't see me saying arseimilation
>>57012533
did poleaboo find a job yet
>>57012472
Based Kink
>Twenty five "asians" have been charged with child sex offences against two girls in Calderdale following a major police operation.
http://www.halifaxcourier.co.uk/news/crime/child-sexual-abuse-ring-in-halifax-25-men-charged-police-reaction-1-7096362#ixzz42ztRnuvm
The list now comprises of;
Rotherham
Oxford
Keighley
Rochdale
Bristol
Telford
Birmingham
Wycombe
Harrow
Bury
Stevenage
Burton
Chesham
Leeds
Blackburn
Blackpool
Preston
Nelson
London
Barking
Derby
Peterborough
Bradford
Bristol
Coventry
Bolton
Middlesbrough
Aylsebury
Banbury
Keighley
>>57012540
kill yourself
nobody loves you
youre a failure
>tfw can only watch homemade porn since pornstars are fucking gross
>tfw 90% of homemade porn is shit
When I watch cuck porn, when I watch a cute, young, innocent, doe-eyed girl being viciously savaged by a powerful black bull, being filled right up to the brim, balls deep to the hinge without gentleness or mercy, and know she's loving very second of it, I get mad. Not because I wish I was the bull, but because I wish I was the girl.
>>57012565
WE NEED TO BE MORE INCLUSIVE
SHOW SOLIDARITY
#WELCOME
IMPORTANT research lads
http://strawpoll.me/7207869
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>>57012525
where to torrent? i hate seeding and ratios
>>57012565
ya put bristol on twice you spanner
>>57012522
Rasheed
>>57012573
But I love me
*hugs you*
still fucking waiting for daddy to leave...
>homemade porn
>>57012565
Very depressing.
>>57012595
Louie I ..
>>57012605
>no economist
Shaking
Me
Bloody
Head
Business idea: start selling viagra to old people
>>57012666
not a newspaper
Business idea: women with cocks
>>57012605
>no Sun
How come everyone who doesn't live in relevant cities like London or Paris is a moron?
>>57012565
>Our grandfathers shed blood and gave their lives in the war for this
ah yes, lets complain about pakis on 4chan but continue doing absolutely nothing about them. very impressive.
you stupid cunts deserve everything you get 2bh. im glad i'll be gone soon and back to my country where we dont tolerate muslims.
t. jf
>>57012697
But it is
They just publish it in the format of a magazine
need to get off the booze and back on the speed
>>57012710
I voted UKIP. It's everyone else that failed us
>>57012710
What can we do?
Took some modafinil out of habit this morning even though I wasn't planning to do any work.
I own more seats than UKIP
>>57012710
I voted UKIP
>>57012565
>THE leader of the depraved Rotherham sex gang who fathered 18 BABIES after impregnating CHILDREN begged the NHS to help him have an even bigger family.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/647696/Rotherham-sex-gang-leader-impregnanted-CHILDREN-doctors-more-babies
>Teenage girls raped in the Rotherham child sex abuse scandal gave birth to more than 100 babies.
>Scores more children as young as 13 miscarried or were forced to have abortions after attacks by Asian gangs on 1,400 girls.
>One victim, who got pregnant TWICE to the same attacker, said: “I was groomed and abused, but the police took no action.”
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/rotherham-child-sex-scandal-resulted-4137542
>>57012725
>war and peace is just a newspaper published in the form of a novel
>4chan is just a newspaper published in the form of a children's cartoon forum
>>57012607
didn't see it on KAT, guess it's too old. they're good at giving decent previews on their sites, so you could find a newish one you like and then torrent it.
also kink.com logins are sometimes available here and there...
>>57012704
All Danes are morons?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3240295/Imam-tells-Muslim-migrants-breed-children-Europeans-conquer-countries-vows-trample-underfoot-Allah-willing.html
why is this allowed?
>>57012803
what are the best porn torrent sites?
>>57012806
Copenhagen is a relevant city, but most people outside Copenhagen are morons
>>57012807
>Going to delete this post
>Pretend it's something REALLY horrible
>“When, shortly afterwards, a police car pulled up alongside them and asked what was going on, Bannaras Hussain shouted ‘she’s just sucking my c***, mate’.
>“The police car drove off.”
http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/rotherham-abuse-trial-the-role-of-each-defendant-1-7753251
>>57012810
free speech you racest 0_o
>>57012807
Why?
>>57012832
>legoland: the country unironically thinks any of its """"""cities""""" are relevant
>>57012840
deletethis
>>57012867
fuck off you child
>>57012832
>Copenhagen is a relevant city
very impressive
Help me with my Morrisons application lads
Why do you want to work in retail and in particular morrisons?
Why does it seem like all men are paedophiles lads? The scale of child abuse in our country is insane, right the way from the lowest scum of the country (pakis) to top, previously respected figures
can honestly say I don't feel any attraction towards children. Why does it seem like I'm the only one? What the fuck is going on?
>>57012896
I am looking to work for a respectable company blah blah. They just want you to suck their cock
>>57012896
my mind is utterly blank
>>57012832
Copenhagen is an irrelevant city in an irrelevant country.
>how did you spend your easter weekend anon
>I was angry about muslims on an anime imageboard
