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I don't like you
Damn , I hate Swedish girls . Degenerate fucking whores who just deceiving and lying. The only thing they care about is themselves and their fucking "happiness" which means a rope from a pundares cock or even a trip into the ghetto. I actually like the terrorists for the killing atleast the debris , nbögarna , from society. Hell fucking victory .
Why is Obama such an arsehole about the Falklands, but the US still owns Alaska and Guam?
Matt Berry's voice is like honey in my ears
Shame he's been in such shitty programs.
>>57006870
i wish i thought of this 5 years ago could've been 50 quid up but i think i'd start the price higher some rich knobhead would probably pay me 500 for it
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-35906226
>A seven-year-old girl has died after the bouncy castle she was playing on was blown away in strong winds.
>A 24-year-old woman and a 27-year-old man have been arrested on suspicion of manslaughter by gross negligence.
What a surprise - kid acts retarded, better imprison the parents.
Pat Condell is the only acceptable 'right-wing' youtuber
>apply at best buy
>makes me fill out the survey for each position
Ugh
>>57006945
What places are u applying for?
>>57006932
big metal inflator gets blown away
literally bullshit
>bbc
>>57006887
Have you been drinking, m80?
I am a girl
"The only good Muslim is a dead one" - my Jewish mother
do you agree /brit/?
survival mode for fallout 4 should drop soon lads :DD
loving Rodeo by Travis Scott
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-35873541
Being poor nowadays must be really depressing
I was poor when I was in school, but tht was under Labour so we never had any of this shit
>>57007029
>fallout 4
ugh
fuck
>>57006887
Go gay lad
>>57007023
Doxxed
>>57007053
*furrows brow*
>>57007075
Let me suck ur willy u sexy nerdy hacker
>>57007075
backtraced
>>57006970
toys r us
best buy
walmart
local stores
I'll probably do fast food next, but I'd rather turn tricks than do that
>>57006932
>the return of the lynx
>they're back in spain, and will the UK be next?
Come home.
>>57007112
apply for a job at the catering company that does your local sports stadium.
that gig was the best one i've ever had outside of actual work.
>>57007112
Sounds like a good start lad. Best of luck
im moving to newcastle what should i expect
>>57007048
My mum's a teacher and povvos (and other runts who don't care about their kids enough) have been sending their kids to school without breakfast for fucking decades tbqh
>>57007140
Slags and getting pua mortal
>>57007140
gaz and scotty t to be getting mortal in bijou while charlotte, holly and chloe are looking for dick while they argue about holly and kyle being back together ***spoilers***
>>57007140
A smorgasbord of slags
This may be a good or bad thing depending on your tastes >>57007149
>>57007163
Whilst theyre all gurning to fuck and Charlotte 's jaw is north of Hadrians wall
>>57007140
an incomprehensible dialect.
can anyone tell me the outcome of rotherham?
>>57007199
ai they would be propa boozen
>>57006932
don't see how the prosecutor could possibly have a case for gross negligence
>>57007227
beat Middlesbrough 1-0
>>57007227
lol don't do that again lads it's naughty
>>57007128
>>57007112
depending on which caterer has the contract it's probably worse than fast food.
avoid aramark like the plague. it's a terrible, terrible company
>>57007245
if the thing wasn't properly secured with rope then I could see the argument tbqh
>>57007227
Nothing
Alri
>>57007281
im asking because i see durkas in durkey complain that 45 kids got raped, and say in europe it's better because european union
>>57007227
HORRIFIC
>>57007277
yeah it is dependant on a few things but my time there was GOAT
>apply through general application
>get told by others they hire every single person and will find something for them
>go to interview
>look alright
>talk normally
>they tell me i'm perfect for corporate
>get placed in corporate
>my job is to stand in corporate boxes and get the customers drinks as required
>barely any of the customers are a fuss
>I watch nearly every single minute of the game being played from boxes worth up to $6500 a night
so good holy fuck
Wondering if UKIP will change their name if we vote to stay in the EU
wahey!
Me on the right
imports, not exports, are the purpose of trade. That is, what a country gains from trade is the ability to import things it wants. Exports are not an objective in and of themselves: the need to export is a burden that a country must bear because its import suppliers are crass enough to demand payment.
>>57007298
In the UK there have been reports of honour killings in these little Muslim communities, there's little that's better, honestly.
I would like to think, at the very least, that Britain is starting to wake up to it slightly quicker than other European countries so far.
>>57007280
yeah but gross negligence implies that they were aware of a significant risk of serious harm or death. as long as it was truly an unexpected extremely strong gust of wind, and the conditions were otherwise within the operating parameters, it's a bit of a stretch imho
the gay aus shitposter is here again
*_*
>>57007421
Bender
>>57007428
>What is currency value
>>57007440
by what the out come is, i mean, what did the justice system do? apparently nothing
i'm about to explain the rise of "racism" in europe to some durkeys, i see them kick up dust against evil edrogen because of the 45 kids, i'd like to see their reaction to the 1400 kids
the rotherham story is completely backed by evidence and all that right? testimonies, parents being rejected by the police, silencing of people, so on and so forth
because that rotherham story is worse than anything i've ever seen happen in durka lands
>>57007474
Looks young
>>57007467
Noice cat
I JUST wanna live in a small town in norway in a comfy little house. Is that too much to ask?
>>57007448
depends on their level of duty of care afaik. if they had a duty of care to ensure the safety of the kids as owners of the castle thingy and they neglected things like tying it down then I could see them being held responsible or made to plead to a lesser charge.
>>57007474
Thats the guy with the twin right.. would love to be spitroasted by them both
Gonna watch le night manager finale now lads
>>57007584
yeah
>>57007112
UPDATE. Just applied to a janifor/grounds keeper job at a uni. Luckily it's not the one I went to
http://youtu.be/4iyvvT-8m3c
An incredible work of art.
>>57007684
Dire. All the best to you either way, its better than no job
>>57007646
Would you let them spitroast you, it wont be gentle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfY1lfFu8j8
Got sacked from my janitorial job for letting a page 6 through undetected
morning lids
might have a cheeky easter egg for breakfast
>>57007505
>the rotherham story is completely backed by evidence and all that right? testimonies, parents being rejected by the police, silencing of people, so on and so forth
Yeah there was a reaction to it, a few mini-documentaries talking about how our fear of being labelled "racist" is actively standing in the way of people's lives and there was without a doubt evidence, it certainly happened, but I dunno, nothing major came of it.
It sounds awful but I'm kinda hoping a few more cities get bombed, London included, it's the only way to get people to wake up to it.
>>57007440
>Britain is starting to wake up to it slightly quicker than other European countries so far
lol
Who OKC here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyV7BnBTSok
>>57007837
who's the cutest youve gotten?
>>57007837
I got a 100% match with a black girl the other day
>>57007803
Mate nothing happened after thousands of little white girls were gang raped specifically because they were little white girls and we did nothing. Nothing will ever change.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZXNuqje_es
>>57007871
good lad
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c24_1382404725
FUCKING YES
Just got an unconditional offer from Stoke-on-Trent University for Digital Custodian Studies.
>>57007921
is that meant to sound impressive?
>>57007871
No brutus, we use our words!
Absolutely love waking up after a xanax binge.
Nothing compares to the feeling
>>57007856
Uhhh, it's kind of debatable
I mean what's your type? Asian chicks, thick chicks, skinny chicks, nerdy chicks, sporty chicks, short chicks
This girl was pretty cute and nice
>dating sites
Its like you dont have a network of friends and acquaintances irl to pick from
>>57007961
yeah she's cute as
not hot, but cute which is better imo. good lad.
>>57007869
Sounds like you boys on the other side of the pond need a Trump card
>>57007837
does it work for casual sex
>>57007921
ah yes, very impressive
free trade is pretty good 2bh
>>57007980
Well you've also got this little number. The cutest ever in my opinion was someone I had to break up with just recently, it was a real damn shame. I might post her next.
>>57007803
>>57007869
i can't imagine what would have happened in turkey if the story broke out that 1400 children were gang raped systematically for years and years
Update from New Zealand
Britain is much better to live in than here, and this is coming from someone who's from Bradford
>>57007995
Yes I went from virgo spergo to sperg having sex
>Package Handlers receive a competitive hourly rate and also an attractive benefits package. Please note that these opportunities are part-time only working approximately 17 1/2 – 20 hours per week. Employees can expect to take home between $140.00 and $170.00 each week after deductions have been taken for taxes, etc.
Is it even worth it, lads?
>>57007935
You're a thicko la
>>57008037
what ethnicity is that girl la?
and why'd you and the cute girl break up? (post pic)
>>57008046
why tho?
>trump says britain and europe aren't safe to travel to
>sky news agrees
>this guy samefagging again
>>57008046
Please explain how
>>57008076
I started out in a shitty job but as long as you're not a dumbfuck and good at your job you'll get promoted.
Plus you can't get a job without a job.
>>57008076
time of day you'll work are going to be terrible and it's very physical
>>57008097
Pros
Nice weather, cost of living to wages is good, beautiful nature, safe
Cons
Dull, boring, people aren't cultured in anyway, muh rugby, girls are ugly, maoris are paki tier and American size, miles away from anything, terrible cities, Auckland is the biggest city but it's shot and full of chinks, time zone means I can't keep up with football, anyone with brains and hope moves to Australia
>>57008084
Eurasian
She lives too far away and things are too complicated. She's planning on moving down here this year though so maybe we'll pick things up then.
This is where her cup size upped from B to C
>>57008076
update: It won't let me create an account to apply so fuck em
>>57008194
she looks pre cute la
you've done well for yourself m8, congrats
>>57008165
I see.. Thanks for explaining
>>57006944
>vegetarian
he's a nonce
nothing to drink but coffee and a raspberry cider that's been in the fridge for years
is it too early to drink?
>>57008246
I suppose
england for the english
Hows that samefagging m8, make you feel good?
*grabs the worm*
>>57008283
ah yes, the le nerd female
>>57008282
>'''''''people''''''' that don't like water
Ah yes
>>57008283
>That entire text
>>57008283
She seems like the kind of cunt who despite not being religious, talks about religion all the fucking time
>>57008348
people like that turn a lack of religion into a religion lmao
australia for the australians
I wish non-Queenslanders would die
white power to white people
black power to black people
yellow power to yellow people
What does /brit/ think of IPA's?
>>57008405
how about power to people?
*looks you up and down*
ah yes, very impressive
>>57008438
bigot
>>57007048
We were poor as fuck when I was growing up, I always had to take pack lunch to school, and sometimes my lunch was fucking dire, but I always had one, and it was always enough food to keep me going. There's no excuse for sending your kids to school hungry, even if youre on bennies, the govt allows you enough for your kids to eat. Just fucking shit parents.
>>57008412
>petaluma california
isn't that one of the towns where they did that show about catching nonces?
>no qt tranny gf to watch steven seagal marathons with
>>57008399
QLD GOAT
MEMECITY GOAT
>>57008412
Yank IPAs are so one dimensional. A caricature of the style.
>>57008488
yank IPAs are delicious
brit IPAs are flat and boring
I can't wait for the next Muslim terrorist attack so we can all complain about the right-wing, white people, islamophobia, why no one cares about some random place in Africa that was bombed, racism and everything else but Islam
And the next one after that and the next one after than and so on
What does /brit/ think of Jun Hyosung's new song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvHD5B99rhQ
>>57008480
WA is alright but isn't NT just an abo infested shithole?
Imagine being a yank lads no wonder they have so many mass shootings
>>57008283
Le quirky nerd girl do u think she has ever seen star trek that wasnt directed by jew jew abhrams?
>>57008469
wouldnt be surprised. smallish, semi-rural town a bit too far from SF to be a true suburb but not far enough away or big enough to be a hub city of it's own. historically a lot of farming and agriculture in the area.
>>57008529
ye but give them the benefit of the doubt i suppose, seeing as they get every other benefit waheyyy
>>57008519
You forgot the bit where people claim lefties are intentionally trying to subvert white europeans.
Fuck sakes.
Lads
y0 guys check out my rolex
How do we stop Danelad?
>>57008652
Good post lad
I think there are two of them desu
but how do we stop them?
>>57008449
>theres no excuse
How can you say that, you say you know what its like to be poor but but saying theres no excuse to send your kids to school hungry you are just assuming that all poor parents have control over a multitude of factors that could come into play when it comes to providing a meal for their children, bills, drug and alcohol addiction, debt on many levels. I used to work for a prominent charity here and have heard many stories over the years when it comes to lower socio economic families who have to deal with poverty and it isnt as simple as always having a meal ready for their kids. No sane parent likes to see their kid starve, but if they themselves are say addicted to something that is a disease that overwhelms those who too weak to fight it so the drug comes first, can you blame the parent for that? Do you automatically know the history to what lead to that addiction?
>>57008652
You're right the conservative party are trying to do that too
>>57008673
That would make my penis get very tingly I think
>>57008524
So so la
I'm so tired of europe when are we going home
time for a cheeky wake and bake
>>57008767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igPLb1OTDWE
>So so la
I knew this would be a thing
>>57008474
what does that iranian woman have to do with that?
>tfw one of your mates finally gets a gf but she looks like she could be his sister
Weird
>>57008717
no stopping us now
Listening to early millennium indie
>>57008818
>mates
FONT
I'm 6'5 am I allowed to date a girl who is 5'4 or nah
Doing a done
>>57008820
Wessex is our last hope, now! Everyone raise your hands to give Horselord Cerdic your energy.
NEED some more brie
hey we all agree I should kill myself right
>>57008858
I already donated a hat tho
>>57008844
I will personally prevent it
>>57008756
>Addicted to drugs or alcohol
Yes, exactly, the vast majority of the time a kid goes to school without food or in shitty torn clothes, it's because his parents are addicts of some sort. Shitty parents.
>It's a disease
Fuck off. If it is a disease, it's a self inflicted one. It's irresponsible to become an addict at any time in your life, but with a child involved, you're an extra large twat.
>>57008844
Yes, most women are about that height.
Fact: Australia is the most powerful nation in /brit/
>>57008818
We're unconsciously attracted to those who look like us. Its not gospel, not always the case but it happens more often than not
>>57008898
are you fucking sayign I look asian mate I'll fucking cut you in half
>>57008872
on the contrary I encourage you to seek happiness and live a long and fulfilling life.
*violently stamps on a runt*
Get down, GET DOWN
*the runt stops moving after a few more stamps*
Which one of you was this?
*looks into mirror*
ah yes, very impressive
ah shit
Blue sky wanking
>>57008892
*noogies you*
give me your canteen money CUNT
*farts*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ISENHd-dDY
watching this
>>57008940
>noogie
Seppo OUT
*sniffs*
I want to go back to bed
normingtons.... I can SMELL them
>>57008961
what's it smell like?
>>57008940
i bet you didn't even vote for the red peak flag
>>57008988
normingtons or overcooked eggs
>>57008997
Red Peak wasn't in the referendum
also it was shite
congratulations
>>57008987
the NORMANS ARE COMING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TU50Bz3Ey0
>>57009007
Sir, I wish to hire your services, would you be so kind as to sniff me and report back your analysis?
Reminder this is us if we stay in the EU
>>57009028
i already know what fucking plankton smells like thank you very much
>>57009028
Do I look like a dog to you? Regardless you smell of lynx africa
>>57009024
>kebab removed some 112m niggers from the face of the earth
why do we hate them again?
>>57008926
>Autistic 4chan boy
fucking jej
Reeing irl
>>57009059
lmaoooooooooooo
Can anyone tell me how I can immediately tell an NZ accent from an Australian one? I can usually take some educated guesses if the conversation goes on for a bit, but I wanna know much more quickly.
>>57009066
>lynx africa
Bretty close m8. Very impressive.
Thoughts for the next election, lads?
I'd say Tories will win again
>>57009028
Stale cigarette smoke, banana yazoo, and desperation.
>bank holiday
>pissing it down
Ah yes, VERY impressive.
>>57009129
>yazoo
forgot about this, Friji better tho.. oh oh Mars milkshake better still be a thing or I'll kick off
>>57009111
Just ask them to say the word "six"
*sinks my teeth into your left bumcheek*
*growls*
>>57009152
I've told you before lad, you need to sort your diet out and start lifting. Those are all runt-drinks.
>being a white country that isn't in the impending shitholes of Europe or the Americas
aaah
*cracks open a beer*
>>57008883
Ignorant as fuck. Not gonna bother arguing with an idiot and im just gonna leave my certificates of my experience with people in need to speak for itself. You know nothing.
>>57009179
>Those are all runt-drinks.
I couldn't get them for love nor money here anyway lad. I'm reminiscing.
>you need to sort your diet out and start lifting
Why do you assume my diet is bad? Yeah tho, I don't lift.
Going to my local outdoor supply store anyone want anything?
>>57009205
You've taken the '...on suicide watch' a bit far there mate.
>>57009213
A 2x4 for your mum
>>57009213
need some new arrows actually
I really hate the smell of newspaper
>>57009213
cornetto
Oneohtrix Point Never
>>57009162
or fish
>>57009213
20ft of garden edging pls
Oh so you're from Canada? Where abouts?
"Uhh BC"
Oh, where in BC?
"Uhh, Vancouver"
Ah yes, very impressive.
>>57009043
Sharia law is genuinely, slowly but surely creeping in to European society
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/03/04/nhs-hospital-introduces-patient-burqas-of-multi-faith-dignity/
I know breitbart is shit but still
>>57009205
Now here is an accomplished poster. Somebody who has realised achievements and has performed acts worthy of appreciation. A real stand out poster, a great role model for other posters to look up to
>>57009290
>implying he didn't get certified for the sole purpose of being able to shitpost from a position of authority
YOU FINNA FUCK???
>a HUGE 500MB of 4G data
Fuck off BT you slimy cunts, 500MB is NOTHING
>>57009265
Heh
Black girls im living with keep turning the heating on past 1am and it's driving me CUH-RRAAAAZZZYYYYYY
I'm on unlimited 3g for £15 that doesn't rise with inflation.
Think I'll stick on it for life lmao
>tfw want to get out of bed and chat with the lads but your banned
Ffs lads
>>57009388
>your
idiot worm
>>57009383
Who's this laddo?
>>57009384
Three?
Same la, it's such a great feeling not having to worry about what I download on my phone
>>57009383
what a slut
>>57009384
that on 3? most phone companies are complete shit
>>57009408
>>57009411
Nah was a T-Mobile deal like four years ago, now EE I guess.
>>57009400
a-autocorrect
>>57009408
Not three; he'd be on 4g otherwise
tfw /brit/ hates you because of your flag
Business idea: Thailadchan™, an imageboard for posting thailad and thailad related content
i got an unlimited data plan in 2011 just before all us mobile companies stopped offering them. problem is i'm locked into using my iphone 4 if i want to keep the plan...
>>57009434
Also because you're fat and annoying and fat
*grabs a roll of blubber from your belly and rubs it in your face*
>>57009434
Fixed, now fuck off Yank
>>57009434
* FOY'S * AYFO * PTLAAC *
>>57009427
my uk sim is on tmobile but it's through my moms name and i dont even know what the deals are
thinking of getting the new iphone desu lads
>>57006944
He thinks himself a comedian though
>>57009205
absolutely insufferable, self righteous lefty twat.
>>57009460
>mom
foy
>>57009460
Ah yes, better get those great new Apple products! ;^)
Had unlimited 4g with Three for £12.50 a month until like last week when they sent a letter saying it's going up to £20/month.
Fuck off to that like. Going to have to swap to some cheap runty data-capped plan like a common pleb now. Disgusting.
>>57009455
>no sombrero
>>57009440
I think it could work, if Thailad went there alone, and stayed there.
>>57009427
Only 3G though?
I have 4G (where it's available)
Three have ended the "all you can eat" data, so I'm keeping this plan for a long while
>>57009460
>mom
get out of my sight you oozing little polyp
@57009492
I'm not going to that much effort you fucking lowlife
Who's the most handsome man in Britain and why is it Paul McGann?
>>57009481
>>57009507
lol fk off mate go to midlands
>>57009486
had the 5c since it came out after having the 3gs for 3 years or something, so just gonna buy one to keep for the next few years, it's just a reliable phone, gf has samsung and thinks it's the shittest thing going
@57009528
>lol fk off mate go to midlands
what the fuck does this even mean? Get out of my sight NOW
*hears the shrill nasalities of a distant yank reverberate in the hall*
*nervously adjusts grip on danish long axe*
>>57009506
>Three have ended the "all you can eat" data
no they haven't
*pretends to be british*
oi cunts lets put some shrimp on the barbie
>>57009506
Yeah only 3g, but also unlimited tethering which is super handy when i've had broad-band issues in the past.
You are all pawns in my game
>>57009584
>shrimp
fucked up straight off the bat there didn't you, you blithering fucking blubber monkey
never post within the realms of my vision ever, EVER again.
>>57009488
Used to get unlimited 4g, 300 mins, 3000 texts p/m on payg deal with 3 for £10 p/m, then they put it up to £15, then £20, now it's £20 p/m for 12gb of 3g and the same mins and texts. If I want unlimited, it's fucking £25 p/m now
So I just switched to giffgaff, which has unlimited everything for £20.
Anyone know what coverage on LIFE mobile is like? Because they have a ludicrous deal on. £6 p/m for 500 mins, 5000 txt, 16gb data. Bet there's no reception anywhere though
Going to watch some Stargate SG-1 (TV Series 1997-2007) quite sook desu
>>57009611
>>57009488
I'm with Three as well and always found the coverage quite bad.
Is giffgaff coverage better?
>>57009582
Shit, I just checked.
They've upped it from £17 to £30 a month though, daylight robbery.
>>57009585
>unlimited tethering
You can get an app that does that, I have it and I have as much tethering as I like despite only officially having 2GB of tethering ,
>>57009620
>Teal'C had to be written out of several episodes because his actor couldn't keep up his serious face when comedy actors where guests
Crap show with an unprofessional cast and a fifth the budget of Star Trek
>>57009640
you know i thought the aussie deals were shit and then i went and looked at the uk ones and realised they're actually worse, pretty sure you could get unlimited data for a tenner a few years ago on pretty much any network
Lads can you explain why white people get so mad about Israel?
>>57009611
>giffgaff
They use O2's network, but they don't buy enough bandwidth for their customers so their network is slow as shit
My new favourite song desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYUaJGGneiI
>>57009659
Stay mad pleb
>>57009584
How do you do, fellow Englishman?
>>57009636
It's decent enough in my city
>>57009681
I get 4mbps tethered to my laptop on 3g
>people that are 'into' gadgets
>>57009705
I have a feeling this has SJW undertones
>>57009680
Jews are bad people. eg.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459018578485.webm
>>57009705
yanks are so cringeworthy
>>57009713
Is that 4Mb/s or 4MB/S?
because 4Mb/s is fucking awful
just had to use a knife to cut a paracetamol tablet in half
have they fucking changed the recipe on these so they're impossible to just snap with your fingers fucking hell lads
>>57009838
Why on earth are you taking half a paracetamol?
>>57009786
I like the Jewish dance desu
is there a way to filter australians on this board?
>>57009796
don't make me bring up the emu war again
>>57009800
it's 500KB/s which is perfectly fine for doing everything except downloading your latest HD anime rips
>tfw being paid to shitpost rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZXNuqje_es
>>57009611
I'm on Three PAYG and get unlimited data for twenty quid.
I was on Giffgaff before and I wouldn't recommend them. The network is shit and when they say "unlimited", basically what it means is once you've used a certain amount of data they slow your connection down massively so you can't stream videos or music, basically you can just browse the web very slowly or send emails and whatsapp messages.
>>57009877
that's a good feel, can you get me a job anon
>>57009885
giffgaff also cucks the shit out of you if you have any issue whatsoever
>>57009871
ah yes, very cringeworthy
>>57009881
enough is enough
>>57009881
lmao damn lmao!!!!!!!!! you can see the blood holy shit epic!!!!!!
C H O O N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj34vyYD3dQ
going down the shops lads
>>57009876
It's not fine for listening to Spotify and reading Facebook at the same time.
I get like 4MB/s down everywhere, which is acceptable.
>>57009936
no
stay with me
>>57009936
cheeky
>>57009863
>wanting to filter our biological weapons of shitposting
I'm almost certain when Admiral Jamie Cook built Australia, he had some kind of psychic vision that this was the land where a race of shiposting super-soldiers would be birthed.
Centuries later, he was right.
>>57009936
going down on the lads at the shops?
>>57009903
Yeah, they pretty much have no customer support, which was fair enough a few years ago when they were charging a tenner a month for unlimited data but now looks a bit jewy.
>>57009936
Get me a twix lad
>>57009942
fuck off normie twat
> 4MB/s everywhere
sounds like you live somewhere with fucking infrastructure too you disgusting rodent
get out of my sight
>>57009881
Oh, this was that Sean Bean lad they're bringing up in the other generals? Good shit.
I would happily pay about £30 a month for unlimited 4g that I can use on my phone and laptop.
>>57009977
t. Posted from my 200 down virgin broadband
>>57009881
me getting heemed
was there ever a tune like this one lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzVBqBosf5w
if you creampie a girl can she get pregnant from it
>>57010021
Of course
Fuxxake
>>57009991
*headbutts you into next week*
Ah yes of course. There is less coverage of Pakistan compared to Brussels because the media is racist and biased. That must be it. It's NOT because Lahore is 4000 miles away and Brussels only 150 miles, it's NOT because massive slaughter is a regular occurrence in Pakistan (therefore barely news) while Belgium had it's first jihad attack, it's NOT because Belgium is one of the closest nations to us culturally, it's NOT because Brussels is home to our EU institutions, it's NOT because the events there have a direct tangible effect on our own security. The media are just racist they don't like brown people. The media are the enemy, not the muslims who carried out both of these attacks.
>>57010021
don't think so x
just end my life lads
>>57010117
tfw wake up to texts from a bitch every morning
get on my FUCKING level
I don't believe in lesbians
remember the fuckwits who thought ebola would ravage europe
>>57010094
Hey, I hear an old landmine went off in the coastal region of Dosarine, killing 6 men
BIASED MEDIA
RACISTS
BIGOTS
>>57010117
>>57010153
Oh wow these are fucking hilarious hahaha
really fucking hate websites that won't load unless you enable cookies
Listening to some black people talking in rhyme
>>57010158
font
>>57010189
Fuck this
>>57010158
pretty disrespectful to call your mum a bitch
>>57010189
they're called biscuits idiot
I bit disappointed by the finale of Night Manager. Was hoping for an ending more like the one in le Carré's "A Delicate Truth".
>>57010180
>Sars gonna kill us all
gotta remember the classics
I hate hearing normies moan. Their problems are so minuscule compared to mine.
>Wahh, wahh, I miss my girlfriend so much
Oh yeah? I've never even had one
>Wahh, wahh, my job is sooo hard
I can't get a job
>Wahh, wahh, I wish I had a nicer house
I still live with my parents and will do for the foreseeable future.
I wish there was some way I could make them suffer like I suffer.
Aisha has destroyed commienick, he deleted his twitter
https://twitter.com/communistloser/status/714177291472003074
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/mar/27/isis-crucifies-catholic-priest-good-friday/
What the actual fuck
>>57010240
My parents filled a huge box with tins of food because of the threat of bird flu
>>57010256
What did he say?
I hate Normie's too, but those robots aren't they just as bad as Normie's for hating them lol
>>57010270
they only did it because we didnt tolerate them enough
>>57010270
Ah those poor ISIS fighters are just reacting to western racism and imperialism, it is our fault. A catholic priest should not have been in a muslim country.
>>57010256
I love when they fight amongst each other.
>>57010284
lol I cant give blood here because of mad cow disease back in the 90's
>>57010312
Maybe if we bomb them with sodding flowers it'll helo
anyone else find it ironic how liberals were so desperate to not repeat history that they've ended up repeating it anyway
>>57010308
Er no fuck off
>>57010245
They probably do suffer but the difference is that normies do stuff about it instead of letting it destroy their self-esteem.
source: I used to be a virgin neet but used my spare time to improve my physical and mental state instead of watching animes.
its easter monday should I rawdog a slag
>>57010312
True desu
>>57010351
Great, now fuck off you insufferable normie prick, nobody asked for your opinion. Post about it on Facebook.
>>57010256
https://twitter.com/communistloser/status/713466635634483202
WEW LAD
does this happen to anybody else?
>>57010380
>when you see a comment like this and check their history
>posts in /r/deadbedrooms /r/depression /r/relationshipadvice /r/offmychest
>>57010337
>liberals
FOY
Doesn't mean the same thing here
>>57010380
>we
>>57010398
The amount of emojis used is a tragedy
>>57010337
It's different because they're the good guys
Will Andy Murray ever win another grand slam?
>>57010402
turn on legacy captchas you god damn cuckold you're embarrassing us
wear my heart on my sleeve
that's just me
that's just who I am lads
>>57010408
Ahh yes very VERY impressive
Elites who have sold their souls in satanic rituals in exchange for long life, and/or consume a daily cocktail of baby blood and umbilical cords
Henry Kissinger
David Rockefeller
Zbigniew Brzezinski
The Queen & Prince Philip
Rupert Murdoch
George Soros
George H. W. Bush
>>57010382
kek, typical neet.
Happy to moan about his pathetic shit but will dismiss any kind of attempt at fixing his problems. Don't post on public boards if you don't want other peoples opinion neety boy.
>>57010492
booyah
>>57010492
>Can't.....Stop.....Vaping
>>57010498
Fuck off anti-Semite.
Me and the gf:
http://i.4cdn.org/fa/1458986385761.jpg
>>57010498
>famous people with good medical care who have grown old
>>57010486
I'd rather click than type, home boy
>>57010522
VAPE NATION
that's life, so social
>>57010551
kill yourself imo
>>57010515
I don't care what you have to say, pathetic normie twat.
>>57010424
but it does. at least when it comes to immigration
>>57010440
"kill them with kindness" isn't working obviously
>>57010589
dont call him pathetic for not being up to your standards of delusional self pity you insignificant zygote
if we kill ISIS, they win
>>57010589
do you say the same thing to your parents when they try to help you fix your crippling depression and anxiety? or did you say it to your teachers in school when they dared to insult your superior intelligence by suggesting you do your homework etc.
bro-tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvertGZkwF4
>>57010618
What if we nuke them?
>>57010642
>tfw want to date cute asian girlies instead of english slags
>might end up with one of these
>>57010592
That's not what I meant.
These fucks are completely complacent with stripping people of their human rights, forming mobs to get people fired or ruin their reputation, all the stuff they claim to be abhorrent.
Only they don't think it's evil if they're the ones doing it.
They're a force of good, and they're punishing the force of bad. In their eyes.
It's why it's so difficult to debate them, they operate from a stance of pure good intentions.
I don't want to go Godwin, but Hitler had a lot of supporters too.
Oh, normie... you grasp around in ignorance, incapable of understanding. I don't hate you really, I pity you.
can an african american ever be """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""british""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""?
>>57010680
>grasp around
not even a fucking phrase you calcified turnip
lads never had a brand new phone what would you recommend?
>>57010751
sure it is, as in "you grasp around my fully torqued cock and moan in your own desire to please me"
>Get myself ready to go somewhere
>Put my shoes on, grab my wallet, grab my car keys
>Grab mobile phone to use gps
>Flat battery
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57010755
Nexus 6P
Or 5X
>>57010764
grasp is another word for grip or hold, it doesnt work in that context at all
stop fucking embarrassing yourself and read a book
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYftROB-ac0
Good track
>>57010765
smartphones have been around for a while now
can nobody in the first world figure out how often they need to charge their phones?
it's embarassing
>gentle reminder that the aim of Islamic State terrorism in Europe is specifically to turn European societies against Muslims. So if you're exploiting the Brussels attacks to push your Islamophobic, anti-immigration agenda you are nothing but a useful idiot in the service of ISIS
>>57010830
They go flat in like 6 hours
lads the Galaxy S7 has 4GB ram
phones gonna surpass pc's soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPsMTXWdZlI
Trump’s successful presidential nomination will be the implosion of the Neocons.
Friendly reminder that if we completely destroy Islam, raze the Arab world to the ground and remove Sharia Law from planet Earth we only play into the terrorists hands
>>57010885
*guitar solo*
>when the hot pockets are microwaved just right
Don't myou cunts move I'll be back
>>57010872
extended battery negro
or just turn off your GPS, wi-fi, bluetooth, 3G, background applications when you're not using them
reminder that islam is BOTH a religion and a race
>>57010970
all this talk of islam just makes me want to play civ v
>>57010970
and a kingdom
>>57010992
I'm declaring jihad on sid meier until he fixes civ be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng6uMw6Xgwk
>>57010872
they do not lmao
get a non iphone, turn high sensitivity location off and thats all you need to do m8
>>57010918
wonderful truly marvellous satire
*applauds*
>>57011011
and all this talk of calling jihads just reminds me of life of brian
>>57011011
satellite layer is woefully underutilized
having sexy thoughts
P E N I S
O
O
>>57010821
very good post
>>57010885
Kek, why is it the alt-rights aim to make an enemy out of everyone.
more like reLIEgion amirite guise
>>57011137
this look like a picture of a shaft and testicles
Rate my rap
there is fun done
in london
don't talk
to my wife's son
doing a poo (yes in the loo before you fucking start)
tfw no ivanka gf
>>57011163
can we rework this to involve rolexes
>>57011150
>not being a proud alt-righter
>>57011163
check my rap
yo
Islam the religion of peace,
talk shit bout allah and you'll leave in pieces,
praise allah for the earth and the sun,
talk to my son and headlines will read "infidel body count +1"
Got a big willy over here that needs playing with.
threadly poll
>>57011252
my hands are full chuck
>>57011252
sorry but I'm also a man and that touch is forbidden under sharia law
>>57011259
Sara
>>57011259
that's not Aisha
>>57011259
Top right
>>57011259
BETH
E
T
H
>>57011236
Aussies seem to have an innate ability to come up with fire rhymes on the spot
>>57007048
Negligence by the parents or it was a poor study based on the subjective opinions by pro-labor teachers. No-one has actually died in this country through starvation since the 1970's except in the case where they were deliberatly starved. Bana's cost £2 at most, a tramp could afford to feed his kids in this country.
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