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RIP Phife Dawg edition.
rip rip potato chip
>>56798841
Literally who
Saya or Hotaru?
>>56799071
Hotaru
>tfw take a shower after pooping because all out of toilet paper
>>56799071
the only hotaru that matters is hotarumaru desu
>>56799116
Hey /cum/
>be me
>be watching a video on Youtube of SharishaXD streaming a game a Twitch
>people donate to her since she's so famouss and kwerky xd
>most of the donators are probably russians since she obviously can't speak english
>you can actually see how much people donate in real time
>mfw Russia is so poor most of the donations she get never top 30 rubles
>>56799235
this picture has so much grain that it could feed all of africa
>>56799287
hi ags
>In general, between 15 and 35 centimetres of snow is expected over areas north of the St. Lawrence River from Pontiac to Charlevoix. Snow will change through ice pellets to freezing rain over the southernmost areas. Local blowing snow may sharply reduce visibilities locally. Rapidly accumulating snow could make travel difficult over some locations. Visibility will be suddenly reduced to near zero at times in heavy snow and blowing snow.
H E L P
It's snowing pretty good here in Michigan.
>>56799365
At least you won't get sunburnt again
do u guys want 2 play a gameu
>>56799365
>snow during spring
how barbaric
>>56799365
>freezing rain warning
really hope the power stays on
>>56799459
What kind of game?
>>56799459
>anime
you are definitely shit at vidya
Ask a high school security guard anything
>>56799596
Have you fucked a student?
>>56799596
Have you ever acted on your inhibitions and touched any underage students you weeaboo fuck?
>>56799650
>>56799654
No. No Child is worth it
>>56799596
Do you ever go in the girl's washrooms after hours and sniff the toilet seats?
>>56799688
Well get the fuck out then, you have nothing to contribute here.
>>56799759
Why did you even bother asking us to ask you questions
>>56799596
do you listen to a tribe called quest?
>friend talked about the new tombraider for months
>"DUDE we should totally buy xbones for this game, looks sweet and its getting great reviews"
>"DUDE did you see it's coming out on PC in a couple months? PREORDERED"
>"DUDE only a couple weeks left"
>"DUDE can you believe it'll come out in a couple days?"
>"DUDE this game is super fucking fun"
>he put a couple of hours into it
>basically rushed through the levels (you can tell because the game gives you points for everything you do and compares it to your friends, and me playing normally is like 5x his score)
He's a grown up "THAT kid".
Does /cum/ know people like this irl?
>>56799596
Do the black kids call you by your first name and give you high fives as they pass by you in the hallway?
>>56799800
Because I didn't expect it to all be sexual
>>56799810
No
>>56799365
this is what you get for leaving :^)
>>56799837
I get high fives but they call me sir or Mr
YOU ON POINT PHIFE?
>>56799596
Do all your fellow low tier citizens support Trump?
How is he supposed to win and make more jerbs for you when corporations go outside the US?
They depend on cheap unregulated work force, I doubt some redneck would be ready to do that
>>56799916
yo all the time tip
>>56799882
at least it will probably melt the next day or two
>>56799940
It's a meme. My area is mostly white middle class democrats. I don't like anyone running desu
give me a piece of advice you utilized in your life
https://youtu.be/Y9B7rxtxZs4
RIP
>>56800059
If you live each day like you're going to die, one day you will be right
>>56799596
Do you have a gun?
>>56800070
it's funny how people argued for like over a decade on what the hell they're saying on the hook before ATCQ settled it at a Q&A. GOAT song.
>>56800154
No. I have a tazer.
>>56799596
On a scale of 1 to 10 just how disappointed are your parents in you?
Any /student/ here land any internships or just a cool summer job ?
Tfw officially a water meter reader :^)
>19$ an hour
>>56800239
My mom died when I was young and my dad supports everything I do
>>56800287
Damn nigga what union did you have to join to get that gig
>>56800287
How many hours a week to get that 12 USD an hour job pham?
>>56800287
No. I still have the same job as when I was a freshman in uni. The pay is shot but I like it
>>56800287
is 19$ an hour a lot?
ive never had a job, so numbers like that mean nothing to me.
if youre deep into a carreer is 19$ good enough its not right?
>>56800339
No union just applied on my cities website and saw that they were hiring students it's only from May - August tho
>>56800187
Have you used that with someone?
>>56800377
Yes 19 is a lot considering I'm only 19 and don't have too many skills
>>56800475
Your job looks so comfy mate.
>>56800442
I've had to pull it out when 2 kids got into a fight
I'm a Canamericaboo.
>>56800651
Why?
>>56800588
Very comfy and get to sleep in everyday
1pm - 8pm Mon-Fri
>>56800651
You're a "get me out of this shithole"boo
>>56800651
Both countries are god tier.
>>56800287
what are you taking? i'm working in oil+gas and making 24 bux :o
Kinda feeling like getting rid of my goatee o go for a full allahu ackbar beard
cum i'm depressed and want to work up the motivation to go to the gym here soon
wat do
>>56801143
Do it.
>>56801180
go to the gym
>>56801180
do 20 push ups right now then ask yourself if it was enough
>>56801180
I'm still sore from yesterday. Do it. When you're done you get a huge boost of self confidence that makes the pain worth it
>>56801180
just force yourself to go and don't even think about anything. You'll probably feel better after the gym
>>56801180
Stand up and raise your arms during 2 minutes and smile
>>56801189
Clean or allahu ackbar?
>>56801180
Fat fuck
>>56801279
Well maintained allahu ackbar. It looks god tier especially if you have tan skin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBO2q7NHGM
What do you think of this?
How long does the average normie work out per week?
>>56801358
>stereotypical badger holding a hamburger
maximum kek
>>56801340
Might as well give it a try, had it before but now that we reach 40C° outside it could be a little annoying
>>56801358
I'm not even conservative but it was a good kek
Me
>>56801212
>>56801242
>>56801243
>>56801246
>>56801279
thanks guys :)
>>56801283
I am eating some chips and my depression is fading if that helps ease your mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9Ay8j_fkgk
>>56801569
Throw out any junk food if you actually want to change
>>56801358
That was a good kek
Though I'm yet to see my Reptilian masters
>>56801358
SHUT
IT
DOWN
>>56800287
I mostly re-image PCs and replace hardware for $14 an hour
>>56801656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9JPqJDRNQg
Lyrical version of that song is superior
>>56801658
but anon i have been changing, i just eat some chips now and then. i have been keeping a log, my lifts have been increasing, ive lost weight and gained muscle.
>>56801763
How often do you have a cheat day?
>>56801763
They've been assuming you're an slaking fatass instead of a dude that feels kinda shitty to do today's workout.
I suppose
>>56801763
Never eat junk food before a workout lad. It Fuchs you up
>>56801790
i dont really track calories i just eat the same kinda thing every day
and i have a bag of chips maybe every 3 weeks
>>56801862
yeah i'm not the best but i could be doing a lot worse. missed the past 2 weeks due to extenuating circumstances tho.
>>56801900
at least im in the mood now
>>56801934
Renge a qt
What's with Asians and Nazism?
>>56802017
she's my favorite
uh oh
>working for a guy today
>he has cars and trucks he's fixing up all around his property
>knows the inside and out of jsut about every model, how to fix anything, how to know when the smallest thing starts going wrong and what to do with it
>and amidst all of his collection he has a fucking PRISTINE '56 Ford truck
>tells me about how his grandkids are dumbfucks who cant fix anything, will probably just sell the truck when he dies
>we moved some transmissions he was planning to use and he said they'll probably outlive him staying in his shed before his kids just have a dump truck come and pick it all up
>>56801180
get a friend to go with you, go together
>>56798841
rate me /cum/
>>56802084
>nazis believe they were superior to their neighbors
>asian countries believe they are superior to their neighbors
also most people hate nazis because of the holocaust, while the asians have done much worse to one another
>>56802717
you're not important enough to reply to multiple posts at a time like that
filtered
>>56802607
The smug expression makes me want to push you down and laugh at you.
I need an American to post his face now.
>>56802607
9/10
>>56802847
Only attention whores and absolute retards would post their face on a website like 4chan
>>56802751
i bet you wont
>>56802847
why?
>>56802847
I look like a more aesthetic chad version of Micheal Jones
>>56802847
there's an entire board dedicated to face whoring
Rate OC
Every time I see a sad post from a Canadian I think it's the guy who got friendzoned during a school trip desu
>>56802902
You'll see it's gonna be great mate.
>>56802945
I kekked
>>56802982
True sad boy desu
guys should i be worried
Guys, I'm worried about our 100% guaranteed next president..
https://youtu.be/-dY77j6uBHI
>>56802921
It's ok man.
>>56802945
Kek
>>56803070
Hillary is Iluminati after all.
>>56803070
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>56803059
>>56803081
Thanks, I appreciate. I'm quite on a OC spree these times.
I've been sitting here in front of my computer doing literally nothing for the last hour and a half
I tried to play some vidya but nothing kept my interest
Help me
this general is fucking terrible
>>56803244
I've been all day desu.
>>56803070
Trump has done literally the exact same thing.
>>56803154
>tfw we will never annex quebec and leave the annoying anglo cucks to themselves
>>56803244
>hour and a half
wow, its nothing
>>56803068
maybe if we knew what it was
>>56803068
what exactly are we looking at here?
>>56803273
Oh, I'm not a Trump advocate! But these two are our candidates and one of them will run the country for four or more years. What has our nation /cum/ to?
>>56803244
Have an essay due in 2 hours but cba to finish it tb††
got the day off tomorrow because of the weather
5 day weekend incoming
>>56803367
dont give limeys (you)'s
they thrive on attention
Who here listens to dadcore?
>literally can't stop listening to music from the 60's even though I fucking hate boomers
what do you guys think? We've been talking for a few days and shes up for the idea of getting Ramen when shes back from visiting her friends in Austin.
I'm massive spaghetti but something about this picture makes her proportions seem whack. Shes also under 5 feet tall apparently
>>56803412
what about Momcore?
>>56803244
try some new game genres perhaps
>>56803419
She's kinda ugly but can get the job done.
>>56803419
You could do better m8
>>56802982
wait when was that
was that babyposter guy
>>56803407
rude
>>56803390
Fuck yeah. Four days paid here, love working at a university. Finally got my bootleg copy of Panzer Dragoon Saga working and gonna start a run of Shadow of the Colossus with a buddy over the holiday. Take a trip and come play it with us.
>new DreadOut releases tomorrow
Time to finish the first one
>>56803412
is Bob Dylan dadcore?
>>56802982
i never heard about this desu
stop
>>56803486
Yeah, cuteposter.
>>56803525
yes
its essential boomer listening
>>56803419
Looks weird as fuck in that picture, but totally fuckable. Godspeed, anon.
>>56803419
>those proportions
you sure under 5 feet wasn't a typo and she meant under 4?
>>56803438
Good too. Pic related
>>56803525
Yeah, bordering on granddad core though lel
>>56799071
The slightly autistic one of course
>>56803638
Woodie Guthrie is definitely grandad core, hells yes. get off my lawn!
I got a date this Friday lads
>>56803631
Her bio says under 5 feet.... under 4 feet is still under 5. I'm afraid I might be getting ramen with a goblin
>>56803460
>>56803447
Her main picture was a little more flattering and shes the best looking girl that seems willing to meet up so far.
Hi gaiz!
Can someone read through this and tell me if it is any good as an abstract for my paper, or help improve it? The paper itself is in swedish for whatever reason.
Abstract
This paper handles the subject of noise pollution in two Swedish workplaces. Occupational noise can affect both the health of the worker and the productivity. The methodology used requires both a study of pre-existing litterature on which noise levels correspond to which health effects, and measurements of the equivalent sound preassure level over 30 minutes during three different work processes at each workplace. Permission has been granted from the gypsum board manufacturing company XXXXXX and the preschool YYYYY, to measure the sound levels in their workplace with an integrated sound level meter of class 2. The results show equivalent sound level measurements ranging from 51.9 dB(A) to 76.9 dB(A). The recommendations for appropriate sound levels came from “arbetsmiljöverket”, “World Health Organization” and the “Occupational Health and Safety Administration”, and adequate specific recommended sound levels were found for the different health effects and workplace standards. Some of the measurements were worsened by lack of experience handling the sound level meter. None of the measurements landed close the range of probable hearing loss, although some work situations had noise levels that were sub-optimal for work performance. The noise conditions measured in the preschool will cause stress symptoms and cardivascular problems in the long term. Noise levels with the potential to impact work performance negatively were encountered in both workplaces regarding concentration, attention and precision.
>not listening to ancestorcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl5Xc8_zySg
>>56803741
Wait, for real? B-but I'm only 31..
>>56803692
This guy gets it
>>56803856
>31
How are you doing grandpa?
>>56803789
Dude, she looks fine. Go for it and decide for yourself when you meet in person.
>>56803789
that's one huge head
>tfw your dad has a 45 year head start on you and you still listen to more jazz then him
>>56803856
i'm 30, idk what to tell you. old folksy americana stuff is my jam
>>56803794
Seems good lad. Is this for school?
>>56803856
>31
get off 4chan you fossil
>>56803916
2bh I'd much rather have 30 year olds on here rather than teenagers
>>56803880
>>56803900
>>56803916
Go back to Plebbit newfags, I'm 33
>>56803964
it's nice knowing there are other old folks here
>>56803889
Oh i'm going for it its just all this spaghetti makes me want to find reasons not to
>>56803862
Somewhat autistic girls are the cutest
>>56803904
Yeah it's like a graduate from highschool project, wrote 1800 words tonight and it's 3 am now, coffee is my saviour. The biggest part was planning what to do since we are quite free to chose whatever and contacting the workplaces, and getting ahold of the sound level meter. Just feels great to have it finished!
>>56803916
>tfw you been here so long you remember when /r9k/ was a greentext story board and /b/ had OC
>>56803991
>old folks
Damn straight, my shoulders been acting up, shit didn't happen when I was in my 20s
>>56803964
Get off the internet, grandpa, and go take your medicine.
>tfw taking my first steps to make a movie
WISH ME LUCK LADS
>>56803964
I'm 57. fuck off whippersnapper
>>56804057
Good idea, I haven't banged your grandma in a couple of days, probably wondering where the white snake's at
>>56804064
Good luck
What is your vision for the movie?
For what purpose are you making it?
>>56804090
>implying you can even remember who my grandma is
Guess who's getting put in a home tomorrow
>>56804064
It better not be capeshit
>>56803789
She looks fine here. >>56803419 she looks like a goblin here
>>56804036
can't say i'm having the same problem, but i've definitely had to step up on taking care of myself and working out. i could be lazier before, now i have to keep on top of it or i start chubbin' out. do you work a physically demanding job?
>>56804015
Always
>>56804019
I had a similar project
>>56804190
Jesus Christ I kekked
>>56803419
i'd do it desu
>>56804190
oh man
can't wait to do 400ug LSD next week
took a tolerance break of 6 months and the most I've ever ingested was 240ug
LMAO
>>56802084
>SE asians
>superior to anyone
One of my housemates has a friend visiting from Canada. This guy remarked how much cheaper alcohol is here than in Canada.
Is it really that bad there?
How tall are your gfs, compadres?
>>56804190
oh god this is evil.
>>56802084
Because Whites and Asians deserve to own the Earth.
>>56804348
The girl I'm going on a date with is like 5"1
>>56803297
>>56803296
incoming storm
>>56804318
woof
you're gonna go places anon. From my experience, acid isn't linear at all but have fun!
>>56804348
bf is 6'2"
>tfw you wake up
its just like my japanese animes
>>56804480
thats a pretty gay thing to say
why would you say that
>>56804348
not gf but started dating a girl who is 5'11
>>56804534
...because i'm in a heterosexual relationship? i dunno
>>56804579
Dating another man isn't heterosexual at all m8
>>56804579
No need to draw attention to your supposed gender, anon. That's how you acquire mean (You)s.
>>56804579
cut that gay shit out man youre scaring me
anyone else's relevant post times fugged with 4chanx?
>>56804621
>>56804636
>>56804641
all these hot, fresh (You)s
>>56804636
Stop, dont be that guy
I'm girl
>>56804660
Thanks for the (Tu)
reminder that /cum/ is 60% girls
>>56799546
Weebs are either really really good at vidya or absolute garbage I've learned
>>56804689
But anon you have a penis
>>56804711
girls arent real
>>56804664
Sir, I am just trying to prepare our naive "fem"anon for the negative responses "she" may receive for "her" posts. I am quite capable of dealing with the consequences of my actions.
>>56804705
de nada
>>56804731
Neither are guys
>>56804719
>tfw you get matched with a teammate with an anime avatar in csgo
>tfw they're always poo
Why?
>>56804731
yes we are
here we go boys
Hello where is location of the burger:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDF
>>56804767
RIP
Reminder for Femanons
>>56804722
what the fuck does that have to do with anything shitlord?
>>56804761
I have a weeb friend who's MGIII, me on the other hand, am a nova III, two sides of the same coin eh?
>>56804761
>used to play CS 1.5 and 1.6 in college
>try csgo for the first time in 2015
>same fucking maps I played over a decade ago
It was fun for a while, but jesus, this is what you kids still play?
>>56804767
pretty cool storm as a whole though
shit dropped out of fucking nowhere across an area 2 states wide
Are Mexican marines similar to American marines?
good night budsw
hope you all sleep well and dont let depression bog you down
Tbh /cum/ has the best outlets
>>56804761
Fags with anime avatars are either trash at the game or very good
No in between
YOU ON POINT TIP
>>56804064
A movie about Alberto Barbosa.
>>56804831
I played 1.6 and source too, got to le global elite on CSGO then quit. It does get boring after a while tbheych
>>56804895
Good night lad. Remember every day is a fresh start :D
>>56804911
kawaii
>>56804943
how long did it take you to get to GE?
>>56804911
Danish outlet is pretty qt, it looks so happy
>>56804974
Started out in gn3, probably took me 2 years of on and off playtime. I'm super shitty @ the game now tho
>>56805009
You have to impale it's face to get electricity
>>56804943
Fuck, I love St. Vincent. I take back the "kid" part. I'm mostly /vr/ and can't give a fuck about rank. Used to play TF1 daily, but never tried 2. Got bored of source and started surfing and making my own maps, which was a lot of fun.
how do you deal with panic attacks /cum/
>>56804849
Probably who knows.
>>56805153
Don't panic.
>>56805153
Remember that there's always a way to change or fix something
>>56805153
dont get them
>>56804946
Yeah.
>>56805153
I try to distract myself as much as I can, or try to have a nap.
>>56805153
Xanny bars
REMINDER TO TRUST NOBODY OVER 30
>>56805399
but...my mom's over 30
>>56805399
t. underage poster
>>56804895
night man :3
I want to go to Europe and Culturally Enrich theirs with my Native American Culture.
How do you get Imported to another country?
>>56805399
Yeah, I don't trust me either
OLDFAGS OUT
>>56805456
Convert to Islam.
>>56805533
I met a poster here that started posting in 2006, pretty dank
>>56805399
Being in you 30s is still considered young tbqh
It's when males are at the highest peak
>>56804911
>EU has 3 different plug types
Why is this allowed?
Denmark has the cutest but /cum/ is the best
>>56805554
You know why
>>56805571
I think Aristotle said 38 was the prime age of a male
>>56805533
*clears throat loudly*
"no"
>>56805536
No, they ban Dancing and Singing. I'd basically have to kill myself for cultural purposes.
>>56805153
Breathe, deeply and in rhythm
I've only ever had 2 panic attacks and it was because I woke up while in sleep paralysis and my nose was blocked. I couldn't open my mouth to breathe so I thought I was going to suffocate. It fucking sucked, but when I was able to move I just forced myself to breathe steadily.
>>56805562
>started posting in the age of emos, goths, and conspiracy theories
They need to go
>>56805603
*vapes ecig audibly*
"yes"
>>56805604
Only Arabs ban that shit.
T. Mom is Muslim
>>56805677
>*vapes ecig loudly*
>>56805677
>They need to go
Nah, very cool person. Says the big meme of the time was Steve Irwins death, came to 4chan from Deviant Art though
>>56805727
shalom
>>56805727
good evening greatest ally
>>56805715
*slaps your ecig to the ground*
>>56805597
>women in their 30's
Fat ugly beasts with low sex drive and dry pussy
>men in their 30's
Supreme gentlemen and extremely attractive if they take care of themselves. Can wet the pussies of any woman regardless of age
>>56804579
fag
>>56805727
send jewesses pls
>>56805727
Thanks doc
>>56805727
God bless
>>56805777
Nice numbers
>>56805771
>tis alright good sir, I brought backups
>>56805727
have any pussy closeups mr goldstein? like, gynecological shit. that stuff gets me off
wew lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kPEJ3X5Q6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G35mqJ9JtQM
>>56805777
Think Aristotle said prime age of girl is 21
>>56805727
hello, did you dress up as anyone for Purim?
Just introduced my dog to the crate (I travel a lot, so I want him to be used to sleeping in them overnight). Now I have to try and sleep through the first week or so of him adjusting. Wish me luck
https://youtu.be/-DIz-DRJRQE
I only listen to real music
>>56805898
like in that vid but 2-3x closer
>>56805898
how can human men even compare?
>>56805898
It's weird to think that you most likely were in the military
>>56805988
Can't, we my as well succumb to big robo cock considering our women already have
Any Washington anons wanna fill me in on what it's like to live there? I really want to move out there after I graduate. I've heard that the weather is shit 9 months out of the year and the sun hardly shines during that time. I've also seen that it's expensive as fuck and house prices are twice what they are here in Ohio. I could get a 4,000 square foot house in one of the richest, whitest suburbs in the whole state for the price of a 1,600 square foot house in a Seattle suburb.
>>56805898
>tfw can't get off to females masturbating unless they're squirting
how did i get down this path
>you are one chromosome away from being a girl
>>56806048
>squirting
>>56806054
This used to be my favorite shit when I was younger, I think it was one of the few that gave more than 30 second clips prior to all the YouPorn shit.
>>56806054
thanks based jew
more girls cumming pls
I have never seen a vagina.
>>56806054
Gross
>>56806061
reincarnation exists... hopefully. I realize that orgasms feel way better for men but being able to live as a housewife without any workplace responsibilities must be awesome.
>>56806093
this. women don't ejaculate when they cum
>>56806061
>You are one extra chromosome away from being a Downs
What would happen if North American militaries starting conscription?
How would you handle it?
>>56806320
Wouldnt mind the training but fighting Durka's in the middle east while we are being culturally enriched at home is not something I want to do
>>56806320
Indifferent. I'm an asthmatic with a spinal deformity.
>>56806320
selective service is mandatory, but Im pretty sure the draft is disallowed by congress
>>56806320
I already served. I want to join again but they won't let me
>>56805643
Thanks, Ohio.
on another note
>>>/pol/68584872
FUCKING
K
E
K
>>56806320
if it was a decent war i may not mind too much, but this half-assed proxy war bullshit is just a waste of time
>>56806320
got flat feet so might not have to :3
>>56806320
Indifferent, I'm too old anyways
>>56806320
I'm technically anemic even though I've never had an issue with it since 8th grade and I've never even fainted in my life, but I could probably circumvent it with that
Although I would like the training
madeleines desu
>>56806593
how were they?
all I've eaten today was a bit of camembert desu
>>56806627
p good
tad chewy though
>>56806659
weird
they're supposed to be spongy, right?
>>56806659
>madelines
>chewy
help....
>didn't fap for a week because i was too drunk then in the hospital
the fap i quickly did in the hospital bathroomw asn't even worth the buildup desu
>>56806755
you could have waited and had a nice massive fap
but you couldn't, could you
only person you can blame is yourself
Can a certain female in California message me on whatsgoy?
>>56806678
>>56806700
they weren't exactly fresh
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