Liberal Democrats edition
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'tis my birthday lads
>aspartame is fine
there's a good sheep
>>56447245
bollocksed that up didn't you lmao
>this qt on tipping point
>You will never live in a world without Religion
I could have been exploring space by now...what could of been...la vie est drôle.
>>56447188
But those Midlands though, loveliest place on Earth.
>>56447245
alter bist du ein nazi?
FLÜCHTLINGEN (nicht) WILLKOMMEN
>>56447253
are you gulcan?
>>56447253
Happy birthday moight, what state are you in anyway?
>>56447253
answer my question from the previous thread pls
>>56447272
>>56447314
yes
>>56447320
shilling is noice (illinois)
>It's 2050
>You take your son down to the local shop for some pick n mix
>"Daddy, I want this" your son tells you
>Points at a freddo
>You look at the price tag
>£9.99
>>56447270
Cut the bennies of the crippled, fine. But taxing sugar is fucking unacceptable.
Lads I was totally gonna get a gf but as she stopped getting off with chad in the club she turned and said 'yeah I'd get with you or something if chad wasn't here...anyway we're together now so leave'
Can't believe how close I was to being in. So unfortunate this always happens to me haha!
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND
>>56447321
ask it again didnt see it
>>56447355
>not wife's son
sm h
>>56447344
reminds me of a friend in secondary school, he was small and lost his temper constantly
>>56447352
Chicago then? Don't they go mental over St Patrick's and dye their river green and shit?
>>56447273
Ok. But what are you doing to advance space travel or exploration?
Easy to blame things on others harder to take responsibility.
fucking hell lads i'm all over the shop today
Oh dear
>>56447355
>"Fine choice, son"
>Scan the barcode on my watch, the credits hardly making a dent in my bank account
>Regale my son with tales of the olden days
I'm never going to get a gf lads
For me to be interested in a girl I have to fall in love with her as soon as I see her and it's only happened twice in my life (they both had boyfriends JUST). At this rate, I'll be lonely forever. Feels bad.
>>56447151
My membership card
>>56447385
Haha!
>>56447369
What do you mean? VAT?
lads get a load of this fucking wally right
so first off he does this
>>56447286
>>56447286
>>56447286
then right, he goes and does this
>>56447325
>>56447325
>>56447325
hahahahaha what a drip!
wife's son refuses to call me dad
>>56447387
ER STRAFE ES
>>56447395
yeh they dye the river
and they get mad drunk, trains are black with boozed up college kids by 10 am
>>56447389
are you a yank who's a bit of a plastic Paddy or an Irish lad on a J1?
>watching live feed from an american household
>they put bulletproof vests on before settling down in front of the telly
Odd country.
>>56447369
It's one of those things that doesn't need to work, it just has to sound like it might work.
>>56447439
FUCK OFF I'VE BEEN HAVING A BIT OF TROUBLE
>>56447427
That's pretty weird tbqh pham
>>56447442
my wife's other half doesn't even talk to me
>>56447429
I sure hope you're doing that ironically.
>>56447443
>>56447344
Who the fuck is this?
>>56447442
who's the wife's other half
you need counselling with him
>>56447450
irish lad on a greencard
>>56447464
thats not normal you know
>>56447473
Weird? How so?
You never had a oneitis before
>>56447429
>They actually print gay cards now
Don't drop it mate haha
>>56447493
messi
>>56447442
He shouldn't have to mate, let him do what he wants. But if he goes too far, slap his shit up
>>56447429
Are nick
>I don't rate Bombay Bicycle Club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDuif301F-8&ab_channel=BombayBicycleVEVO
popping my stabproof vest to nip down the offy
>>56447493
The average Turk, obviously
Might jump in front of a bus.
>>56447512
he could beat me up though
>>56447522
Rate them how?
soulmate's toyboy treats me like dirt sometimes
>>56447509
Verratti*
>>56447488
>the coalition wasn't based
Rasheed
Is it just on drinks?
Because I've been drinking diet pop for years.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDBS8bYGhWr/
>>56447506
>irish lad on a greencard
Fair fucks, happy birthday lid. How'd you get the greencard and is it nice over there?
Getting a bit bored of the UK.
>>56447553
Well.
They're fucking top.
>>56447522
*sips £8 half-pint of local vegan micro-brew in shoreditch vintage store/bar*
>>56447522
fucking hell haven't heard these for years
>>56447507
Of course, but I've also just fancied other girls when I wasn't suffering from it.
>>56447594
The fucking madman.
>>56447565
I'm Rasheed? No YOU'RE Rasheed!
>>56447598
He married a fat bitch
>>56447604
Nothing like me at all but did make me laugh lel.
>>56447569
It's based on sugar dissolved per 100ml
Diet fizzy drinks wont be taxed, orange juice Apple juice etc will
>>56447569
>pop
Literally don't get how anyone gets arrested for posts on Facebook or Twitter.
If it was me I'd be like "Yeah prove it was me, prove that my fingers touched the keyboard and I typed that".
>>56447598
my mam married a yank when i was 16
easy from there
dont come here its shit
then again im not an anglo so maybe youd love it
>>56447522
quite a plesant nothing desu
>>56447598
>Bored of the UK
>Might go to a country where I can get shot at any time
Well it certainly is a solution.
Absolute disgrace
#NOTVOTINGUKIP
>>56447652
What does this even mean?
>>56447646
kill yourself my man
>>56447626
im not married lid
>>56447624
rorke
>>56447646
they dont care for evidence its 2016
>>56447645
FOY
>>56447651
You're a mail order wife's son!?
>>56447613
Well I still see girls as attractive, I just have the oneitis thing for one person for a long time and it feels like more than just wanting to fuck them. It's an obsession really, it's fucked.
>loving 2 people at the same time
Impossible
>>56447646
haha really smart what will the police do when they come across somebody as zany as you haha!? XD
>>56447701
>#NOTVOTINGUKIP
welcome to the right side of history :)
I'm such an annoying, unloveable person.
>>56447646
fucking hell get this criminal mastermind
>implying sugar has been used since the 70's
>implying it isn't all HFCS
>>56447671
looks like my nana haha
>>56447701
i guess i am haha
Stephanie Dola.
A fun name to say.
just made a written account of my current biggest fantasy
>>56447674
>>56447681
What? It might be on my facebook or twitter account but I could have been hacked.
Unless they have video evidence of me typing it into the keyboard they can't do anything.
I reckon the only reason people get in trouble is they admit to it.
>>56447732
Yeah, sounds like the truth.
Literally addicted to fizzy drinks lads.
I don't care about having beer or anything but I'm obsessed with having a can of coke.
Inb4 insults
I'm 145lbs, got a gf, a grad job and a normal life. It's just a strange weakness
>>56447651
I'm Irish, been looking to move for a while but I'm not a student. Might just go for a holiday and not come back, not like its never been done before. Shack up with a desperate yank if the worst comes to the worst.
>>56447657
Major cities seem to have more happening in them, a bit sick of how provincial parts of the UK are.
Hate myself so much. Why was I cursed with this personality?
>>56447778
decent b8 ngl
>>56447751
>chapter 1 of my nonce journal
>I'm 145lbs, got a gf, a grad job and a normal life
>>56447751
I've been thinking about doing this, journaling all my fantasies would be interesting.
>tfw fantasising and living in a dream world is literally a hobby for me
>>56447601
top of the rubbish bin
>>56447758
Try it out lad, your one simple trick to breaking the law looks airtight.
>>56447791
nah dont come here
only good thing is guns
>inb4 le epick get shot
only niggers do that
norn iron or that brummie lad btw
>>56447758
Crime of the fuckin century lad
You could bring the country to its knees
>>56447672
Sounds like music you'd hear in a nice pleasent middle class shop, pleasent but I'm not going to run home to look them up and listen to their back catalog.
>>56447814
>>56447819
Unironically not sure what the b8 part is supposed to be
>>56447778
Thank you mr skeletal
Really can't understand why anyone would wanna love in the United States these days 2bh lads. It doesn't have anything that you can't get better somewhere else.
Is it just a meme that people still haven't let go of?
>>56447791
Come to LA and we'll drink tequila and eat tacos
>>56447815
actually involves an older woman desu :^)
>>56447821
it's fun, not much point in it but yeah
>>56447819
literally opposite of a fedora
>>56447861
This is probably a great description of my personality.
I'm pleasant enough but nobody will walk away and remember me.
FUCK
>>56447839
Not gonna break the law for the sake of it 2bh.
Done it at work tho. Always get bought up on saying something and all I do is deny it and nothing ever happens.
Nobody loves me.
very good edition
>>56447791
So move out of Omagh or Strabane then.
>>56447916
everybody hates me
just because i eat worms
post bucks
>>56447879
Trump
>>56447879
I wanna live in THE united States
The united States of EUROPE!
USE USE USE USE USE USE USE
Always thought trabants were RWD, turns out theyre front wheel drive
dont want one anymore
>>56447853
Norn Iron, live in England though because fuck the Norn Irish job market. Be arsed working in a call centre for less than people in the rest of the UK because the NI gov is so desperate for buisness it'll subsidise that kind of thing to high heaven.
>>56447971
Hansheed
>>56447879
its a meme
t. result of such a meme
Anyone watching Jezza?
>Sick yesterday
>Been invited to a formal meeting "to discuss my attendance"
>Last sick was August last year.
So long as the state exists there is no freedom. When there is freedom, there will be no state.
>>56448008
>Ireland
>>56448005
>call center
rasheed
>>56447960
is that actually bucks?
>>56448028
Poor lad
Ahh m8, my date just cancelled on me :'(
>qt in my class
>she's sat alone for about a week, we never spoke
>walk into class one day and shes sat in the chair next to mine
>there's loads of free chairs around since it's a small class
>she must've made a conscious decision to sit there, next to me
>but she has a boyfriend
hmmmmmmm
Why would she do this lads?
I get that just because she sat next to me doesn't mean she likes me, but it's just a bit weird considering there were a lot of free seats.
>>56447888
Sound la, you got a gun I can shoot?
>>56447934
I'm offended you'd think I was a culchie, and I live in Liverpool like every other Irish person.
>>56448031
this is correct
we need hunter gatherer societies to make a comebac
>>56448037
indeed m'lad
tis me homeland, the origin of my blood
i feel drawn towards it
Don't believe micked is irish until he posts a vocaroo
>>56448086
who is it and how was it associated with bucks?
>This guy on the Chase
>>56448098
culch pride world wide
t. portlaoise
but
>guns
>cali
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Apply for £25k job
>Get rung up by recruiter
>"We think you're overqualified for this role so we're going to set you up with an interview with a senior manager and they might suggest a higher role, but you can still interview for this role at the same time".
Is this my big chance lads?
All I have to do is bring my best bullshit game to impress whatever manager it is and I could end up in some fantastically paid job.
https://twitter.com/jamesjimcarver/status/593364110479335424
Nice
>>56448108
he did before and it sounded like a shite yank impression
>>56448122
essex gf allegedly or a girl from essexs uni
>>56448085
>Why would she do this lads?
To not be alone during class
>>56448108
posted 50 million already
might do one however
>>56448108
Just ask him to speak Irish. It's hilarious.
>>56448098
>Sound la, you got a gun I can shoot?
Naw la
Gun laws are the strictest in the country here
Commiefornia and all that
But tacos y tequila! :DDD
>>56448193
you know most irish have shit irish right
speaking more than the cúpla fócal is the exception not the rule
>>56448193
What Gaelic?
>>56448085
The most autistic post i ever read today
>>56448189
Read the having a wank/doing a poo song
>>56448234
>E-everyone's shit
>Th-that doesn't count!
>>56448236
Yeah, should've seen him trying to speak it yesterday. Was good craic.
Anyone seen "London Irish"?
It's pretty much
>Feck me I'm drunk
>What the feck is happening?
>Feck this I'm getting drunk
Check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUaykGQw9mc
>>56448185
Why come sit next to me though?
Why not sit with the other lads who are more extroverted and better looking than me
"Ah I'll just sit next to this ugly lad that never speaks, he probably stinks aswell lol"
>>56447355
Don't see the point in having kids desu. Things are only going to get worse, everything I appreciated about being a child is long gone.
>>56448085
mate you can cuck her boyfriend if you try
make her laugh, be a better man than her weirdo shit ugly bf is
im the lad that asked for a pic last time can you post pic of her boifriend but make sure to change the fb file name lad
>>56448236
no, irish
i sometimes put together sentences in irish here and then the lads bully me for it
>>56448252
didnt i do that before
>>56448274
its true la. i doubt anyone in my family speaks fluent irish
>>56448085
to copy you
although after the smell she's decided it won't be worth it again
A standing army and police are the chief instruments of state power.
>>56448239
I once sat in a lecture with a Greek girl all over me drawing hearts on my pens and pads and stuff and I thought she was just playing.
I tried to draw one back whilst still paying attention and being subtle and it just looked like a disabled kid had scribbled.
She unironically never talked to me again
>>56448295
>I doubt anyone in my family speaks fluent Irish
I wouldn't expect anything else from a yank family.
>>56448295
>i sometimes put together sentences in irish here and then the lads bully me for it
Bollocks to them, they learn it in the same way British kids learn French, not at all really.
As long as you impress the local yanks and possibly get free beer then that's all that matters.
>>56448143
Laois is one of my favourite county names tbf
>>56448198
Fuck it, can we drink cider in a park whilst smoking hash?
>>56448285
because she has a bf? you're ugly and therefore aren't a temptation
or she wants to sit with someone quiet so she can get work done without sitting on her own
stop over thinking simple things
Does somebody here have the picture where a Paki on Yahoo claims he is white ?
Thanks
>>56448306
Drew a heart on a girl's hand once and then immediately wiped it off by licking my thumb and rubbing her hand. She didn't even flinch. Never thought I'd wipe spit on a girl I barely knew but sure.
>>56448368
Sounds funny 2bh
Someone deliver
>>56448334
If it gives you any extra laughs about a week before she asked if I wanted to go into town with her and go to a cafe and get shopping and then perhaps have a coffee and a walk.
I just deadpan responded 'it's cool I did my shopping yesterday.'
I fucking hate myself, I tihnk I might be slightly autistic
Having a chicken madras for tea and I'm getting a strong urge to have a black man in after to fuck my wife senseless. Dunno why.
>>56448397
i think so too
>>56448322
most of my family lives in ireland
anyway heres le vocaroo
>inb4 you're an epic trole who says its an obviously fake accent and any old yank could perfectly reproduce a midlands accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dRqdk2ZPjG
>>56448345
all irish schools should be gaelscoils
it is a source of shame not speaking irish but its not like im worse than anyone else
>>56448352
it is pretty cool
too cool for the county
just put a mirror in front of my cat and she had a psychological breakdown
>>56448434
A lot of the stories I post from me catastrophically fucking up with girls at uni always get put on reddit etc.
I might start a website or sometihng
>>56448108
he's not he's already admitted it
>>56448422
That slag can actually die. I don't care about "le cuck" shit, but it's on all the fucking time.
I NEEED A BAAAAALTIIIIII. No, you need to neck yourself you chimp headed cunt.
>>56448285
because it's Uni and she doesn't want friends friends, just someone that might be able to help her work.
>>56448397
She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge...
>>56448085
got a pic chum
>>56448459
admitted what
my room
its pretty small
>>56448440
>it is a source of shame not speaking irish
I'm pretty sure that's true for the Welsh and Scots as well, only those dickheads from Cornwall still speak their ancient language.
>>56448463
>watching tv
>>56448144
You're in a tricky situation tbqh. It's a nice result you're good enough for a higher role but if you don't get that they may not want to hire you for the original gig as you'd be able to push for a promotion very quickly.
>>56448352
Way ahead of you lad
I even have some organic cider that's low on sugar for ya
>>56448463
That's what you get for watching telly lad. TV is utter shite these days.
>>56448440
lol this proves nothing
talk normally you spanner then we'll believe you
>>56448488
I'm not very noided 2bh
>white people actually exist
i shudder to think
>>56448440
Fucking hell you're literally just a yank, fuck off
>Only one slag guaranteed to take the chase
>Other mouthbreather got 2 questions right
wew
>>56448483
that you're not Irish
>>56448503
I just want to watch Jezza 2bh :(
>>56448485
Pajeet
>>56448470
She studied economics at Langwith college, that's where I...caught her eye
She said you're just a fucking autistic retard,
She said you're just an absolute fucking retard
I'm sick of awkward retards like you
I don't wanna become a retard tooooooooooooooooooooo
>>56448485
autism
although if that bed's a double it's not really small
>there are manchildren ITT who literally ''''sleep'''' in a single
The tunneling diodes are playing tricks on me again lads.
Hillary Clinton Promise: ‘We’re Going to Put a Lot of Coal Miners and Coal Companies Out of Business’
Appearing at a CNN town hall in Columbus, Ohio, on Sunday, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton promised that in her administration, “We’re going to put a lot of coal miners and coal companies out of business.”
Clinton’s stark statement was not only an acknowledgement that she plans to continue waging President Obama’s “war on coal,” it was a clear sign she intends to accelerate the destruction of one of the country’s leading energy sector industries.
>>56448440
Tbqh m8 you do just sound like you're doing an Irish impression.
>>56448601
>lads
Think you mean LEDs.
>>56448563
does my room make me pajeet
>>56448585
its not a double
i dont have much money
my room is small
>>56448291
Again, literally can't lad.
I'm too paranoid for that shit.
Update since my last post a week ago or whenever, I got over my autism and started a conversation with her about anime and Pokemon and I shown her how to get GBA emulator on her phone so weve been playing fire red together at lunches.
At first I didn't want to attempt to cuck her boyfriend, but I don't really care anymore. It's such a dick move, but if she actually likes me, fuck it, it's worth it.
>>56448608
Shut the fuck up you pathetic cuck. Stop obsessing about America because pol told you to and follow our politics. Fuck sake you utter cretin.
>>56448608
>Trump says he wants jobs back in America
>Hillary is literally saying she will end jobs
HOW DOES SHE GET ANY VOTES. HOW IS TRUMP THE MONSTER?
>>56448608
Wow she's Thatcher x1000
>>56448499
>organic cider
la de da, I was thinking a barick. Try making a cider sangria if it's good quality stuff, some berries (blue berries work best) and a bit of citrus chunks and juice and you cooking with gas. Gives a nice level of sweetness to dry ciders.
i'm not irish really
as if you lot fell for it haha
>>56448652
>Had a few conversations
>taught her a useful way to emulate pokemon
>OH GOD SHE'S GAGGING FOR ME KNOB LADS
And people wonder why boy and girls can't be friends. Wew.
>>56448651
bet it's in a council house up north aqswell you fucking povvo twat
>>56448637
Close enough.
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu tickets have arrived lads
>>56448637
Having to go to North Ireland soon to meet my extended family for the first time since like 1997 when I was a toddler. I can't even understand my own father's accent. Mental tbqh.
>>56448720
no
i live in a very nice comfy civil parish in oxfordshire
but im the only person here that isnt rich
>>56448608
Has Hillary never heard of That her and how her legacy is literally ruined forever because of it while people celebrate her death?
>>56448679
>cider sangria
Oh man that sounds tasty af
Do you use any hard liquor like how brandy is used in regular sangria?
>>56448659
Because Hillary is a woman and no one hears about Trumps policies just that he's an "evil islamophobic racist"
>>56448675
>republicans and democrats
>not the same thing
>>56448487
lots of welsh speak welsh
cornish is pretty meme, went extinct for a minute
there's a lad on /int/ that speaks it though, even though theres only 300 speakers or something
>>56448509
fuck off ive posted 50 million vocaroos
>>56448546
no i didnt probably an autistic yank weeb who keeps impersonating me
Finished my chicken madras and now my room absolutely reeks of Paki BO.
>>56448729
Noice one, hope you have a good time lid.
>>56448719
I really really like her though, she's the most perfect looking person I've ever seen
We're literally like the same person, we even have the same awkward autistic mannerisms and everything, she's so cute.
>>56448659
>Thatcher does it
HAHA LE POORTHERNERS BTFO SUBSIDISING A DYING INDUSTRY IS STUPID FUCK LE LABOUR
>Hillary Clinton promises to do it
OMG LITERALLY HITLER LE TRUMP AMIRITE
Honestly there is not one person south of Northamptonshire that could even come close to me in a fist fight
People should stick to music from their own kind.
Under no circumstances should we have white people listening to black people music, asians making white people music ect.
>>56448652
I need to see will you throw me a link on 10 minute mail?
[email protected]
is her bf a weirdo? she probably just went with him because he's the only lad to have ever showed her attention
>>56448735
"""""""""""NORTH""""""""""" ireland
bugger off fenian
>>56448719
boys and girls cant just be friends because boys have testosterone burning fire in their loins
>>56448832
I know you're taking the piss but black people make some bangers
>>56448291
>mate you can cuck her boyfriend if you try
what a cuntish thing to do
>>56448812
Thatcher didn't gloat about it and make it one of her policies.
>>56448833
Sorry pham, misspelt "Northern".
Lads, how would you escribe the girl in this video?
If somebody said, what type of girl are you into and that was it, what would you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN9I8nWbT5A&ab_channel=offtheavenue
She appears at about 40 seconds
>I know you're taking the piss but black people make some bangers
>>56448833
t. paranoid boyfriend who's been suspicious about his gf at uni
have a hard time relating to my parents
>Trump
>>56448899
Girls that are likely to like cucking white men with black guys
>>56448833
We'll see, like I said I'm a bit paranoid when it comes to that shit
Right now you've got me thinking maybe you know who I am, maybe you're actually her, maybe you're her boyfriend. You know? Can't be doing with it lad, it'd keep me awake at night
>>56448799
are you the kpop lad
you not coming then?
>>56448735
they cant understand their own accent
they only do that accent when non-northern irish are around, its a huge meme
making a tasty stir fry lads, want some?
>>56448832
I agree 100% mate
This is why I listen to British grime music and not asian chinky pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2H3_xB0Ekw
>>56448864
So fuck you don't get ahead in life by being nice
>>56448959
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12dk1Yxcto5
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDBS8bYGhWr/
>>56448953
>Trump
>>56445698
My (You) game is on point today lads
>>56448768
You could fuck a bit of vodka in there if you wanted. Maybe some liquors. I use a mid to premium Irish brand (artisinal shit, not magners sickly sweet shite) which is quite dry so I just add the fruit for a bit of sweetness and freshness in the summer.
Like the thinking though, I'm going to try some different spirits soon.
>>56448899
she looks like she runs a blog about scented candles on tumblr
>>56448973
I don't think so, they're pretty far into the sticks.
>>56448899
Used to listen to Bombay bicycle club while studying all the time
Just enough going on so I feel stimulated and can work for ages but not so much that it's distracting
Brings back a lot of meme ories
>>56449024
gave you the first (you) on that post and set the chain off
say thanks
>>56448832
Morris dancing is gay lad.
>>56449016
Spoiler that hog
>d*nald tr*mp
Lads, you alright?
>>56449035
Haha yeah what a dumb cunt she probably is
>>56449056
Have them on driving to work.Cheer me up loads.
>>56449102
A E S T H E T I C
>>56448960
>are you the kpop lad?
Nah just some rando who remembered you said you were getting tickets for her show.
