ITT: we bully the UK
>be british
>eat cow
>die of mad cow disease
>be british
>get clouds
>be british prince
>marry a beautiful girl
>she divorces and cucks you with a paki
>dies in a car crash
>forces the entire UK to mourn her
>>56444755
that flag's wrong m8
>be british
>spill tea
>don't go to work for a week to mourn tea
>>56444878
too fucking far
>be british
>>56444755
>be british
>call your penis a willy
>be british
>form colonies
>years later colonies surpass you
>>56444755
Why do Sweden, the U.K. and Germany do their best to act like they are not as cucked as each other?
>be British
>leave EU
>join the united federation of the indian peoples group
>>56444755
I'm immune to bullying.
>be british
>muslim kidnaps and rapes your daughter
>you get arrested trying to save her
>tfw everyone obsesses over you
>>56444983
lmao yeah you are right
>>56444755
>be Brit, asleep in bed
>bobby is at the window
>"OI, where's your sleeping license?"
>get up and go to the door and show him license
>"I fink everything is in order... wait, where's your license for this license?!?"
>Tries to stab bobby with unlicensed spoon
>bobby shoots at him with toy gun
Such is life in Britain.
>Be British
>Require degree for any worthwhile job, and be forced into paying way over the odds for it
>Graduate and realise that 95% of real jobs (i.e. not part-time) are in London, and they're pretty competitive so you'll be unemployed for 6 months - 3 years while you face an endless cycle of applications and rejections
>Become disillusioned that everyone else seems to be more popular on social media than you
>Spend your 20s and early 30s sharing a small apartment with 5 other 'young professionals'
>Commute to work and realise that everyone around you is talking Arabic, Polish or Chinese, because London is no longer English
>Marry someone equally desperate in your early 30s because you think that's what an adult should do, divorce 3 years later because you're both poor and were never really right for each other anyway
>Spend a lifetime in rented accommodation because you'll never earn enough money to actually own your own house, or even pay back your student debts
>Die without family and without God
BRITS BTFO
>live in the islamic caliphate of britain
>wake up to an empty bed because your wife was beaten to death for not wearing her hijab
>go to work at 100% halal grocery store
>all the staff have been beheaded for not following sharia law
>get arrested because you had a butter knife in your pocket
cant fabricate a situation like this
>>56445696
Do you guys have kinder surpise yet? I know we're not allowed guns, but seriously?
>>56445040
just like Phoenicia, they even look like them now
>>56444755
>>be british
>>eat cow
>>die of mad cow disease
could well become a risk again if brexit is successful
>>56445698
DELETE
>>56445809
I did find a place that sold them, but they have to label the box as " not real chocolate "
>Be British
>Wake up and pray to allah
>Go downstairs for breakfast
>have to use a spoon to spread your butter on your toast
>mid spreading you pray to allah
>go outside
>Muslim police make sure you're not carrying any weapons such as a deadly butter knife or stick
>Muslim police discover you're not carrying your Quran
>Arrested
>No trial
>Beheaded publicly as the crowd chants Allan Ahkbar
>Rest of Europe claps at how progressive the UK is
>>56444755
Delete this thread
>>56445698
more like i got btfo. such a realistic and an abysmally depressing story.... to me.
>>56446031
Why are they even illegal?
>>56445698
THANKS TORIES
>>56445698
Soul-crushingly accurate.
Save me from this nightmare.
>be british
>own .22
>go hunting
>live in a completely white town
>europe hates us even though they have exactly the same problems
>america hates us even though they have a black president
I don't understand
>be british
>realise the only reason you're stuck on this crammed gloomy depressive island and not the nice tropical spacious island is because your ancestors were law abiding citizens
resent my family tree desu
>>56446275
Nah, we don't hate you. Just concerned.
>>56446132
because they dont fit some sort of food standard law. And it could be sold if you label it as a "Chocolate substitute"
kraft mac and cheese doesn't fit it as well for the same reason so they say they use a cheese product or something instead of real cheese.
>>56446287
I learned the other day that one of my great-grandfathers didn't fight in WW2 because he was in prison, the absolute madman
>>56446389
That's pretty shit. Sorry m8
>>56446325
What about the mexican/black thing in your country?
>>56446498
What about it. Mexicans are mostly fine and confined to the SW. The only problem with them is that they mostly vote Democrat.
The black population is decling.
>be Australia and cucknada
>have a higher immigration rate than SWEDEN
Just nearly lost my virginity lads
I was in her bed naked but just as I was about to put it in her she told me that she'd just ate so I got dressed and left.
>poles will defend this
>>56446654
>not raping her
shameful display
>>56444755
This is more directed towards the English but usually works pretty well
>>56446810
>cartoon
scots confirmed for anime nonces
>>56446654
How could you have not known she'd just eaten? You were clearly in her home, naked. You'd clearly been there for some indefinite period of time, certainly not less than 30 minutes. How do you completely miss someone eating right in front of you? Unless you were alone in their room for whatever reason, naked. Which is worse. Pull yourself together, the story just doesn't fit.
>>56446856
I probably contribute most of that on my own desu
>>56446810
>strap on
G A Y B O I S
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>>56446810
>people want to watch porn of their own race
>England has more immigrants
>most porn is white
>if you want non white porn you have to specifically search for it
Add up all the videos with white people vs all those without and I guarantee there's a a lot more and a lot more views
Although this does show englansd has more immigrants you can see that on wikipedia
>>56446890
eyes didn't pass over a single letter of this for even a millisecond
>>56446654
What does that even mean?
>>56446275
>America hates us
Nah just the /pol/ autits and edgy children
>>56446984
You have to wait an hour after eating before you have sex.
your mum's got athletes foot
>>56446966
Why don't you take that devil-may-care attitude elsewhere, lad
>>56447049
don't give it the johnny big bollocks you despicable yank
>>56446654
Almost got a cheeky blowie off a lass at work yesterday until I found out she'd eaten two hours before
I told her to fuck off and hang herself
>>56446275
>>america hates us even though they have a black president
The USA has a higher positive view of the UK than all the polled colonies or Euro countries
>>56447113
can't blame you lad you done the right thing
don't know why they can't you warn us in advance
>>56447108
Literally have no idea what the first 7 words mean. Sounds like the endangered slang of a dying British heritage.
been posting in here for the last 15 minutes thinking i was /brit/
was wondering why it was slow
what a fool i have made of myself
>>56447240
He wants to sauce a plonk and a donk in ya
>>56447286
fuck me lad, i thought we were in tesco's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBotPR7BgE0
Where have all the English gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the English gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the English gone
Muslims have replaced them, every one
Oh when will they ever learn?
Oh when will they ever learn...
>>56445698
Meh, it's a different case up North la
This is bullying!
meanies
>>56447286
Now we all know you're a fool. What a bloody fool.
>>56445698
>London jobs
>competitive
Top kek any retard can get hired easily in London
>>56447486
How does he have enough clothing to keep up this very patriotic image?
Still hanging nicely in our national museum.
>>56447484
looks ike my typical ntr setting, a shame that i'm not into boys
>>56445698
Delet this
>>56447638
>be British
>cannot buy land since Nobility still owns all of it
>can get a 99-year lease though
Riley is cute at least
>>56447943
>gif
Grandad pls.
>>56445698
DELETE THIS
>be British
>go to buy food
>food doesn't have Halal certificate
>"All around me are familiar faces"
>>56447943
>be american
>get shot
>>56445698
Would rather be destitute and unemployed in England as an ugly manlet than a rich, tall Chad in the USA. I go to sleep crying once and a while thinking about not being born in England
>be Anglo-Saxon
>survive the celts
>survive the romans
>survive the vikings
>survive the french
>create an unmatched navy that dominated everyone around them
>spread the ideals of civilization to dirty savages
>build a massive, sprawling empire that few can match
>create one of the most powerful countries to have ever existed
>start the industrial revolution and forever change the course of human history
>create the best music, movies, books and plays
>have one of the most universally loved accents
>still so powerful the rest of Europe shits itself when we threaten to leave
what a shit country lmao
>>56448321
>we wuz kings
today the weather was so nice i forgot all of the depressing parts of living here
funny that
>>56448702
>UK
>Having nice weather, ever
>>56448702
I went to the beach and looked at the huge rig on the horizon they are using to build the wind farm. Nice day though a chill wind off the sea.
Utopia has the best ever ost tbqhwy
>>56448321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGjizZCXetk
>>56445698
Please erase this post
>>56445698
>Spent 7 months out of uni looking for a job
>Got one
>Moving to London this year for a new job
Fuck. Delete this
>>56448702
Its foggy as fuck where I am atm
>>56445698
>tfw fell for the "move to London, jobs will appear" meme
>unemployment is actually higher in London than the national average
>>56445698
>connected family in london and also in the based shropshire countryside
i won't know this feel
>>56445698
>Come out on uni with a masters in MechE
>hired almost instantly
>mfw
>be british
>be ugly
>>56444755
>be german
>let in 1.5+ million migrants
>ficki ficki
>>56446856
weeb culture is strong amongst the youth here
>>56446810
>granny
I love Brits and feel very sorry for what is happening to their once great nation.
>>56452237
Get over yourself Tyrone.
>>56454599
Your meme is gay. There are more white people here than anywhere on Earth.
I guess you triggered me.
Also Tyrone is Irish and the nogs stole it.
>>56445698
>>56454718
>meme
>an American that feels sorry for the Brits while your country is about to elected the most meme politicians ever.
I hate the Brits as any other """Dutchman"""" as you call us.
But this time i'm with the Britbongs. Fuck your colonial shit. And meme on.
