Eternal Marina edition
cara
crayon pop
>de gay
maisie
>>54075816 slag
>>54075816
I DONT WANNA FEEL BLUE
ANYMORE
BLUEEEEEE
Here she is
http://strawpoll.me/6629119
http://strawpoll.me/6629119
>communism doesn't work
Lads can you get arrested/sued for torrenting a film
On the comments of a film I want to torrent and there are some people saying that several got sued for downloading that specific torrent.
Kyary (me on the right)
>>54075929
autism.
>The Soviet Union, China, North Korea?
>yeah, all shining beacons of civilization, all thanks to communism
>>54075974
me under the dress (not in shot)
>>54075929
grow up
>>54075929
your webm is yank tier, you're just as bad
janny's going to do his nut in
>>54075945
I said, all the ISP can do is send you letters telling you to stop it.
http://strawpoll.me/6629170
http://strawpoll.me/6629170
http://strawpoll.me/6629170
http://strawpoll.me/6629170
>>54075929
New thread autism is the worst type of autism.
Fuck off back to /r/WittyBanter
Considering spending the evening having a virtual clear-out and 'upgrading' to windows 10.
Cornwall should be a country like Wales.
It was never officially incorporated into England.
>>54076146
celtic union when
All of you unpatriotic cunts unironically posting in this yank thread are obviously pakis
>>54075884
>>54075884
>>54075884
>>54076146
too long ago mate, might as well have Sussex, Essex and Kent too, they all had Kings.
>>54076216
>wahh my thread was late and now nobody's posting in it
>i'll just be super autistic about it instead of not giving a shit about something so fucking trivial
nice
>>54076216
hello reddit
>>54076216
>accuses others of being pakis
>implying pakis and other shitskins don't love "lovely" fat arses
you're the real paki, paki
>>54076371
funny thing is he has no problem with any other country making an edition apart from americans
such autism
FUCKING
MCNULTY
>>54075816
She has the face of someone who has sucked at least a thousand dicks
>>54076432
>>54076371
>>54076297
>>54076291
Look how good it is going compared to yours
Fat fingers can't keep up?
>>54076525
And still not yours :^]
>>54076525
literally how can you tell?
>>54076561
only because there happened to spark an argument in there, you fucking turbosperg
>>54076514
>he wouldnt shag Mcnulty
>>54075903
I think Froot is her best album so far. Even pitchfags agree.
>>54076672
>I hliterally how can you tell?
I have the same face (yes, I'm a girl)
>>54076749
have you sucked a thousand dicks?
Would you like to suck a thousand and one?
>>54076781
No, I don't like Americans
>>54076835
Cut dicks are gross
I understand
>>54076860
>Cut dicks are gross
Agreed
>>54076860
you know what's gross? you with your clothes off.
no wonder no girl wants to shag you.
>>54077014
Shame I am a girl that's straight so I don't want no other girl shagging me
SKOOOOOOOOOOTLAND FEREVER AM I RIGHT LADS? LETS CUT DOWN DE ENGLISH OPPRESORS AND DRIVE THEM ALL TO IREEEELAND FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM
>>54077147
FOY
>>54076525
all mine btw
>>54077068
>>54077068
I thought all the women in the uk were dykes.
>>54077147
t. Youtube comment
>>54077320
I thought Canadians were meant to be funny?
>>54077321
wot
>>54077387
You thought wrong.
>>54077253
>Marina has sucked Paddy's dick a thousand times
Marina confirmed as being absolute garbage
>>54077541
so has your aul one though
>>54077602
How?
She's been dead for twenty years
>>54077068
>I am a girl
Sure you are m8
>>54077721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CnxkZvnjBs
>>54077675
I'm 22
>>54077778
wew are you chubby?
>>54077807
>>54077778
Why do you come to /brit/? I can't imagine why any girl would want to come here desu
Doing a lasagne
>>54078007
I'm bored
Facebook/twitter/IG don't humour me like you all do
>>54075884
>>54075884
>>54075884
we're all in here you melts
>>54077961
shame
>>54078200
We're posting in both, you mentally deficient twat
poo
>>54075998
not real communism la
imagine some cosmic ray zaps your brain and you wake up as a super genius with a comprehensive understanding of physics and engineering
what do?
>>54078401
delete this
>>54077778
are you pre-op? how long on hrt?
>>54078431
Build a robot gf to fuck
>>54078431
have a wank
the man
the myth
the legend
https://twitter.com/Frances_Coppola/status/690844408951001089
>>54078516
CUTE
CUTE HE IS
>>54078516
I bet he's drowning in clunge juice
JANITOR SAVE US
As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding.
might get a kfc cos im feeling lonely and a bit sad
>>54078631
funny thing is wales is probably making those statistics seem more white
How can anyone deny that leftism is a mental illness?
cum on jani dont fail me now
exhaustive list of worthwhile activities:
-lifting weights
-cardio
-martial arts/sports in general
-reading great works of literature or philosophy
-studying history
-going to museums, symphonies, operas or serious plays
-watching intelligent films
-taking long reflective walks
-camping or hiking
-traveling
-photography, painting, musical instruments or other interesting hobbies
-working towards a proper career
-socialising
Why try, bathe in cyanide
Mind's eye, decide we all die high
Surprise, let it off like a bass cannon
Mistakes happen, we stay clapping in Manhattan
We like King Kong, kind with gorilla ish
Shifting business, bear witness
Breaking down, a means to an end
Running high when we're out for revenge
>>54078537
Who is this old hag
>>54078631
Are you mad, literally mad?
>>54078540
In my experience, yep
My mum is mixed (but still pretty light skinned for a mixed person) and my dad is white so I'm dark, but not that dark. I would still fit in Southern Europe.
Only time I would get called paki at school was from the kids who lived on bennies
>>54078516
Have to applaud him for sticking with it through all the banter he gets
>>54078665
Remove this libel
The problem with Thatcherism is that eventually selling your soul for money isn't worth it
Reminder that Cuba has the most advanced healthcare system in the world, no homelessness, full employment, tiny levels of poverty & high educational standards
>>54078696
fuck off paki
t. not on bennies
>>54078688
>been
>their
>>54078665
all me desu. Paid Rasheed to grab some womans bum for me
>>54078670
>no studying other languages
fucking dropped
>>54078688
>british wiggers
>>54078647
y r u sad
>How can anyone deny that leftism is a mental illness?
Kpop
>>54078760
>done
>that
Why do people often laugh off illuminati evidence yet never can prove it wrong?
>It's just a coincidence, just christians spouting nonsense in order to scare you!
asalaamu alaykum brothers and sisters, my name is rasheed. please ask me anything
>>54078763
Devilish Rorke
>>54078783
cos im lonely i guess
>>54078769
subsumed under both reading great works and traveling
>>54078807
good post
>>54078825
mighty bucket for one seems appropriate lad
odds I dash to the shops and get alcohol and drink it all on the way home like the degenerate alcoholic runt I am
Evens I stay indoors and fight my cravings like the degenerate alcoholic runt I am
are there people in /brit/ so young they have no memory of when diana died?
metro boomin want some more nigga
>>54078825
is this ky or dormant
>>54078899
its me
How do you pronounce "good"
>"high quality" vodka
Is this the most meme alcohol out there?
Vodka is pure ethanol mixed with pure water. I don't see how you could have a higher quality of either.
>>54078917
i was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
>>54075838
>>54075839
Get the FUCK out of my thread, you faggots.
I won't say this again. I have ways of making you regret pissing me off...
>>54078869
was thinking wicked zinger box meal 2bh
>>54078899
this is ronnie pickering
>>54078886
Who?
thinking about a life not lived desu
>I won't say this again. I have ways of making you regret pissing me off...
>>54078960
>faggots
fuck off yank
>>54078886
I'm 23 but don't remember it. Apparently my Dad had to take me out the room when it was announced though because I was giggling like a madman which was distressing my mum as she was crying (I was an edgelord even back then)
>>54078922
my friend from Kazakhstan assures me you can
did lucy cum?
ive got a dismal old cold lads im sneezing and sniffing and making "urghhh" sort of sighs every few minutes and sweating like a sweaty pig and all
>>54078922
low quality vodka tastes like paint thinner
>>54078956
u calling me fat
>>54078886
Diana Ross is still alive though
I could go an hour on this beat nigga!
>>54079034
>sweating like a sweaty pig
pottery
rate
>>54078922
Only C2H6O and H20 are allowed in the bottle
>>54079034
n-no
>>54078960
am I fat lads?
15 stone at 5'11"
Results are in, just nabbed this off Reuters newswire.
>>54079056
cute/10 and a nice hint of cleavage, any other photos to show off those baps?
>>54079078
yes
>>54079078
wew
>>54079063
*sheathes katana*
>>54079078
yes
>>54078922
By not having impurities you mollusc
>>54079104
safe g
>>54078917
ah i see
*completely ignores post*
>tfw there are so many songs, films and series out there that you would absolutely love but they would lie there forever, undiscovered
>>54079057
That's whats in every vodka bottle. That's literally the ingredients that make vodka.
>it only gets worse
>>54079078
Wtf is a stone?
You gay nigga?
>>54079078
do you lift?
Charli XCX un ironically used to be a talented singer
True Romance was great
>>54079084
The UKIP 2015 manifesto was an absolute meme manifesto desu
>>54079057
>H20
>>54079078
By about 4 stone
>>54079125
its not fucking me you lancy twat
>>54079149
ill not hear another word against are shazza
>vodka is made by mixing pure ethanol and water in a bottle
>>54079140
Yes but my lifts are shite
>>54079138
FOY
>>54079137
Only if you let it
>>54079164
>>>/reddit/
>>54079196
>ill not hear another word against are shazza
what
>>54078886
I was 8. told my parents i didn't care and they were outraged,
i still don't care. fucking coalburner.
>>54079240
JOY
did some charity today for the kids
but it wasn't charity
I saw it with clarity
the severity of the matter is
>tfw can only bench 10kg (on each side)
>>54079170
>By about 4 stone
this man is 23 stone at 5'11
is he fat?
>>54079078
Yes, very fat. unless you're SWOLE, JOOCY AND RIPPED as fuck.
>>>/fit/
Read the sticky, then read it again.
hello from the other side
>>54078670
Notice that video games or watching anime isn't in there, to all you fucking virgin losers
>>54079269
yes
>Preferable English tenant due to past experiences.
>>54079260
say 40kg then you melon
jesus
>>54079307
dank meme friend :^)
I done did a lot of shit just to live this here liiiifestyyylllee
>>54079243
backstory? I sense the potential for many feels
>>54079243
Show some fucking respect to your mother you neet cunt
>Notice that video games or watching anime isn't in there, to all you fucking virgin losers
>I'm a backwards inbred fucking faggot who still loves my country's monarchy and willing spend billions of tax dollars on a "royal family," who are just glorified Kardashians
>waaaaaaaaaaaah why doesn't anyone respect """""""""""""""""""""Great""""""""""""""""""" Britain?!?!? :^(
You're pathetic. I pity your miserable existence.
>>54079269
Very
Also ugly
>>54079094
she usually hides them away unfortunately
can't even bench 100kg lads
>>54078670
>no cycling
>no gardening
>/fit/ is here
>/sp/ is here
>/pol/ is here
>/tv/ is here
>/a/ is here
FUCK OFF
do private landlords accept people who are in receipt of housing benefit?
>>54079380
this
>>54079269
wayyy fatty fatty boom boom
*he gets nervous and fumbles his big weights*
haha wayyyyyy he fell ova
*he starts to cry*
oh give over u big old baby *smacks his arse* ooh hehe very firm like a crisp old plum hehehe *squeezes his bum bum* go on knock em dead champ *does a double take* wh-WHAAA!!!!!!!!! *starts punching myself in the temple* FUCK OFF YANK HAHA!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>54078991
Stop, you were never going to live it anyway. Amor fati lad.
>>54079339
black
president
>>54079309
>Re: Your policy towards non-English tenants
>Dear/sir Madam,
>2 0 1 6
>0
>1
>6
>Regards, anon
exhaustive list of worthwhile activities:
-lifting weights
-cardio
-martial arts/sports in general
-reading great works of literature or philosophy
-studying history
-going to museums, symphonies, operas or serious plays
-watching intelligent films
-taking long reflective walks
-camping or hiking
-traveling
-playing vidya
-photography, painting, musical instruments or other interesting hobbies
-working towards a proper career
-watching anime
-socialising
>>54079386
>Do business people accept free money?
Yes
>>54079342
what a shame, they look so nice
>You're pathetic. I pity your miserable existence.
>>54079339
this desu
>>54079339
rasheed
>>54079380
all me
Got a bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham
>>54079371
>>no cycling
subsumed under both cardio and sports in general
>>no gardening
subsumed under interesting hobbies
find it hard to white girl music
>>54079196
so easely trickd lolmayo
>>54079420
>watching anime
Ya blew it, completely and utterly.
just successfully completed a small cry
>>54079339
Fight me irl
>>54078886
Can't comprehend why a beautiful, blonde English rose with Royal blood would go anywhere near a stinky, ugly, fat, middle-aged paki rasheed doctor.
Psycho race traitor. Then she married a fucking muslim.
ken fuckin baw bags chattin pish haw ken dinnae ken wen aw b hame for dinner haw aye way wind yer
neck in ya bampots pure steesher hangin oot ma arse i swear tae fuck haw u gettin wide wi me big
yin dont be gettin bold i swear hahahahaha
>>54079484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmDr54sfO8I
>>54079420
In order of how I prioritise them
>-working towards a proper career
>-cardio
>-playing vidya
>-studying history
>-going to museums, symphonies, operas or serious plays
>-reading great works of literature or philosophy
>-watching intelligent films
>-socialising
>-traveling
>-watching anime
>-martial arts/sports in general
>-lifting weights
>-taking long reflective walks
>-camping or hiking
>-photography, painting, musical instruments or other interesting hobbies
>>54079420
>symphonies, operas or serious plays
>intelligent films
>great works of literature or philosophy
lol no
>>54079420
>no wanking
>>54079501
Haven't cried in a long long time desu
Maybe it would be cathartic. Think I'm emotionally stunted though lmao.
>>54079386
Yeah, some might be picky though if they specifically ask you.
I had a job when I took on my place, quit my job and was NEET for like 2 years.
Received housing bennies for that entire time and my landlord didn't know - didn't care.
Got another job, continued paying rent and he knows no different.
>>54078922
>>54079057
>>54079134
>he can afford to drink alcohol that isn't made by putting apple cores inside your radiator then draining the radiators a month later and drinking it
fuck off bill gates!!!!!!!
>>54079511
what are you on about
charles wasn't a paki
>symphonies, operas or serious plays
just lost my best player on footy manager lads
>wayyy fatty fatty boom boom
>*he gets nervous and fumbles his big weights*
>haha wayyyyyy he fell ova
>*he starts to cry*
>oh give over u big old baby *smacks his arse* ooh hehe very firm like a crisp old plum hehehe *squeezes his bum bum* go on knock em dead champ *does a double take* wh-WHAAA!!!!!!!!! *starts punching myself in the temple* FUCK OFF YANK HAHA!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did she mean by this?
>>54079599
me on the right, lost some weight before the pic haha
wish someone would carpetbomb the calais camp
>>54079599
nice tie
Do you think IPSOS Mori/YouGov/Ashecroft would value my experience conducting polls on /brit/? Not sure whether to include it on my cover letter.
>>54079556
private rent is much more expensive. do you get HB for the whole thing?. what is that? like 1400 a fortnight
Ripped a huge bit of skin off my hand doing farmer's walks last week and it still canes when I try to deadlift. Annoyed desu
>>54079518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve1889zS030
Tonight I am not putting the French flag over my profile picture - I am changing it to a picture of our beautiful planet Earth because I'm not just praying for Paris, I'm praying for everyone who suffers at the hands of the evil that unfortunately lies out there.
This is not a moment to launch a campaign of hatred against one group, or remember one group over another in our prayers or thoughts. This is a time when we must join together and help heal wounds, not deepen them.
Bad things happen daily, and not one is worse than another, but as humanity we are strong and we will triumph over the bad like we always do.
To everyone hurting out there, I'm thinking of you and send my deepest condolences. And to those who want to do something in reaction - spread love, not hate.
>>54079056
Yummy boobs she's got there, she'll have a lucky boyfriend
People I hate:
>blacks
>jews
>feminists
>women
>socialists
>liberals
>marxists
>communists
>faggots
>bisexuals
>transgender
>degenerates
>liberal art students
>anyone who isn't interested in lifting weights
>skinny people
>fat people
>skinnyfat people
>people who read books
>people who think there's more to life than money
>people who believe in love
>people who think women are as good as men
>guys who don't cheat on their gf when they get the opportunity and she won't find out anyway
>libertarians
>existentialists
>post-structuralists
>structuralists
>philosophers
>poets
>novelists
>faggy painters
>faggy musicians
>egalitarians
>anarchists
>pacifists
>cuckolds
>people who don't mind interracial relationships
>people who drink
>people who smoke
>people who eat unhealthy
>men who cry
>vulnerable people
>handicapped people
>poor people
>unemployed people
>people who don't own weapons
>people who do not take enjoyment from violence done to minorities
>'men' who wear cardigans
>men who care about fashion
>men who care about women's emotions
>vegetarians
>vegans
>theatre faggots
>opera faggots
>ballet faggots
>Swedes
>Muslims
>Arabs
>Asians
>Eskimos
>native Americans
>Indians
>non-blue eyed people
>manlets
>men without a huge jaw
>men with low test
Favourite bit of a roast dinner?
might watch a zoe kazan film
no clue what she does
get me 'UNDRED FAGS
>>54079622
literally me when i was 14 haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJJyFrnOANQ
>>54079651
How though? Based exercise desu.
>>54079671
all me
>>54079671
>>Eskimos
but why
>>54079671
same
>>54079671
Is this in order?
>>54079671
good post
>min wage going up to £7.20
Nice can't wait till everything gets more expensive!
just fingered a peng ting AMA
>>54079677
>roast dinner
rorke
>>54078665
lel
>>54079671
you're a sad, sad little man
>drinking and smoking are the hallmark of an utter plebian. a refined gentleman such as myself would never lower himself to such standards
>>54079420
fuck off paki
>>54079734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNjWpZmxDgg
"i can't afford to eat healthy"
this cost 47p
just realised Lana Del Ray was blacked hahahaha
>>54079688
>How though? Based exercise desu.
Just ripped some callouses off. I got up to 130kg/hand for 15m (10kg over my previous PB), put the handles down and my right hand was covered in blood
People I hate:
>Anyone not watching this absolute banger of an Attenborough documentary on at the moment about dinosaurs
>>54079648
No, housing benefit only covered half.
Used basically all my savings covering the other half from my previous job.
In retrospect, I shouldn't have become a NEET and everything would've been gravy but depression is a bitch eh
>>54079789
It looks it
>>54079789
>stick in a few ridiculously thick cucumber slices
>'''''''''''''''healthy'''''''''''''''
fuck off povvo cunt
>m8 is about to call me to discuss booking the lads holiday flights and im on a massive comedown and really cant even muster the social energy needed for a phone conversation
kill me lads
>>54079767
Can I sniff your fingers haha
>>54079671
Rasheed
>>54079789
That's not healthy
