beth edition
maisie
listening to shakira lads
>>54080485
did they fuck?
JUST GONNA SHIT OUT A POO YEAH
alri
Why do so many women find me attractive? literally got harems of women lads
>He doesn't kpop
give me one reason why you haven't killed yourself yet
taking acid in like 2hrs
step sister just sent me this
>>54080554
this you bucks
>no Beth gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>54080485
is an horse an athlete?
B E S T W A I F U
E
T
H
crayon pop
>>54080564
Cowardice
>>54080564
Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ656RtdK98
>>54080564
cba
>>54080545
use the downstairs toilet
>>54080564
Havn't seen maisie naked without her kit on
>>54080485
>Rides Horses
RED FLAG
>he doesn't sniff charlie
FOY
>>54080564
i have lots of money and a loving qt gf.
oh wait thats two reasons ;)
Ah yes...a Jedi's weapon
So lads, I've been with this guy for four years now, we live together and I really feel like I want to be with him forever. What should I do when I propose to him?
>>54080564
all humans are possessed of basic self-preservation instincts and i'm not exception
Lord of the Rings > Star wars
>>54080649
Kill yersen
>>54080611
~*Music is life*~
>>54080591
im not a ruddy oriental for starters
>>54080564
Why? I've been 'dead' for billions of years and will be dead for billions more, no need to rush into it.
Kyayon Pamp
>>54080579
agreeable post
>>54080649
I'll throw together a quick poll for you mate, I'll wave the usual fee too!
>>54080684
Totally~
>>54080564
My family don't deserve that pain (yet)
going to make sure i die in a way that the coroner records death by misadventure or open verdict, might be less painful for my family if they think i died by accident
>>54080718
More Beth please lad
>>54080682
>3 hours of gay midgets
@54080748
can you end yourself jesus christ
Just bought my first smartphone lads.
Tbh I'll only be using it for making bitcoin transactions on the move.
>>54080703
banging album
>>54080645
I have been trained in your Jedi Arts
*spinning intensifies*
ive got some hair
pretty sure I have toxiplasmosis
how many days do you think I have left to live?
Anybody else feel that they'll certainly do jail time at some point in their life?
imagine your gf gets raped by pakis
what do you do?
>>54080564
been meaning to get round to it aha
just haven't had the time really
soon
>>54080789
Just as Count Dooku predicted
think of all the homeless people literally buried in snow right now in new york city
if you were sleeping in a gutter or something, you're just gonna get buried alive
>>54080782
>bitcoin transactions
You utter hatman
>>54080821
i think i should be able to avoid it desu
r8 my OC poetry
Here are two that I've written.
"The beast in me is held by frayed and fumbled hands
Stopped from destruction, the despoilment of the land
By fragile bonds and withered restraints.
The beast in me, makes me feel faint
Roars and rages, rends my soul
Leaving the land of my mind, scorched black like coal,
It rears its head, beginning again,
The cycle of hurt and torture
It lifts its hirsute arms,
Plunging them into the fabric of my being
It snarls, and growls
Rending me,
Leaving my consciousness foul
The beast in me.
People don’t know
It has control
It moves my limbs,
Low rumbles
Of anger, and violence
Shake the ground,
The beast begins to pound.
Striding ahead, it looks at every foe
Rips them, destroys them.
It cannot be controlled
The beast in me."
Here's the second one.
"A year of my life
I gave in pursuit of you
Your approval was what I sought
Your love, is why I fought
For you
But your intentions were laid bare
Took away
My idealistic idea of us
Your shimmering hair
Mesmerised me
Entrapped me, left me vulnerable
To your wiles
My intellect
My love and dedication
I freely offered these
But your flirtatiousness was a fabrication
You spun your web of lies
To trap me and drain me of my will
The sight of you sent a chill
Running down my back
But your intentions laid bare
Left all clear to me
I was mistaken
To place you in that high seat of idolatry
But now my mind is clear
Free from the venom of the snake
That is you
Your intentions laid bare."
>>54080832
Stone her because it's haram to get raped under sharia law
https://www.puntingwiki.com/wiki/New_to_Punting#I.27m_a_virgin_and_I.27m_thinking_about_losing_my_virginity_to_a_prostitute
>>54080782
>asus zenfone
literally who
>>54080821
nah not stupid enough to get caught
got a coupe mates who have been though
>>54080843
Nah people sort of float in water, which is just snow
2013 was a pretty good year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wizAwUwdWsY
>>54080591
>>54080695
>tfw from bucks
Who are you referring to?
THE TECHNO UNION ARMY IS AT YOUR DISPOSAL
>>54080869
good
rate mine
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KEV HAS A SWEATY FACE
CAN OBSERVE THE WEATHER WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND WALK TOWARDS THE CAMERA JUST FOR YOU
"ON MY WAY HOME FROM DUBLIN", THAT'S WHAT HE'D SAY
THIS CRAZY KEV JUST HATES THIS MOHAI-MOTORWAY
>>54080884
Caught doing what?
>>54080832
>implying I have a gf
>implying women find me attractive enough prospect to want to date
>>54080564
>Lucky enough to be born Brit
>Wants to suicide
Fucking weird
>>54080485
Where did you get this RARE BETH? Link to any social media pls
>>54080815
FONT
force awakens is shit
>>54080896
reddit flags. ignore them
>>54080859
>>54080884
I think I would quite enjoy it
a bit of structure and getting to sit about with ur jail m8s and read a lot
got work tomorrow, fucks sake
at least it's payday on Friday
you hear Apple are making driverless cars? Only problem is Microsoft is trying to sue them for using windows...
Poleaboo is back on the WWE network free trial
Maybe staying up late to watch the Rumble
>>54080821
Police around here don't care about harmless stuff like people using drugs, so no
>>54080883
>>asus zenfone
>literally who
Some meme phone /g/ circlejerks
Our British friend has fallen for an American recommendation. It's not so cheap here.
>tfw was finally getting over her
>she wants to meet next week
>>54080916
i pretty much fully doxed her, got her address and everything
it was an accident i swear
won't post it though because i'm not a cunt, it's easy to find though
>>54080857
Not a hatman.
Just need it for my... independent small business.
>>54080883
I trust their laptops and the phone had good reviews.
>>54080902
beeeoooweeep
>>54080832
deck the bastard
>>54080878
cool it with the ironic jokes, i think im about to kill someone here and i need advice
>>54080915
it's hypothetical for shit's sake
>>54080910
nice proxy west midlands police
>>54080927
mate said it was a laugh and he spent his time smoking black mamba (synthetic weed)
beth is ugly there
just shows you what a good angle can do for you
>>54080964
>3 years pass since hearing from her
>start to get confidence back
>she calls me out of the blue
Poleaboo has decided to meet a guy on craigslist
too scared to tell them I am a paki though I might get beaten up
Need a bosom for a pillow
>>54080957
I got it for 100 squid and every other phone at that price range seems to pale in comparison
How can i achieve this look?
>>54080905
what was that lad's trip anyways
gf sent me this
it sunday lol xD
need a nice soft warm snuggly gf
>>54080964
>>54081029
Don't answer and don't meet her retards
>>54081005
>smoking black mamba
wew lad
i bet he did
>>54081021
No she isn't, she looks gorgeous
>>54081030
ur not poleaboo!!
u dont even know him
the gf's older sister just sent me this
lads its kind of unfair how girls can use makeup and gain like 2-3 points
>>54080843
they sleep in the subway
seen some of them sleep down their in summer when it's at least 40 C down there, madmen
i've been to most major US cities and lots of european capitals and nowhere comes close to the amount of fucked up crazy homeless people that NYC had
>>54081062
>short legs
dropped
>>54080905
Fuck off thief
>>54081062
fuck off nonce
ultra quantum-nonce
>>54080964
I wish I could give you advice
I'm a virgin, disabled and would like to visit a prostitute
You may also want to look at The TLC Trust; a UK organisation that seeks to connect people with disabilities to sex workers. Tuppy Owens, TLC Trust's founder and sex therapist, said that each of the 100 sex workers listed on the website could be seeing around eight disabled clients a month.
If you're under the age of 24 you are literally not worth talking to
>>54081107
me in the red
They are no match for droidekas
>>54081107
I refuse to believe this is real
>>54081107
dont ignore me you rancid swine
>>54081134
There's no age of consent a few QPUs over, nonces should just misalign themselves there
>>54081149
>disabled
With what?
lads I havent had a gf in a long time
is it normal to not talk every day?
>>54081123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDhK0NqXrIY
Polaboo dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
He dreamed that love would never die
He prayed that (you)s would be flowing
Then he was young and unafraid
And posts were made and read and wasted
There was no bail to be paid
No song unsung, no milk un-pissed in
But the coppers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hopes apart
And they turn your dreams to shame
Still I dream she'd come to me
And we would live the years together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather
I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed
>>54081149
Don't touch my Prozzyfu
>nonces are ebil
lol quit this meme
no one believes it
>>54081176
autism
>>54081107
>>54080947
might watch the rumble when i'm tripping. haven't watched wrestling for years and years
Protip: hispanic girls like anal sex
>>54080526
which song(s) lad?
>>54081062
>those legs
WEW
E
W
>>54081107
nerds are so fucking retarded
>>54080964
>tfw you deliberately act distant and she gets moody and annoyed that you're acting like you don't care
>>54081212
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptographic_nonce
>>54081212
screencapped and sent to gchq
>>54081212
Nonce-enablers out
>the weekend is almost over
>still no Jennie text
>>54081268
reported for snitching
>>54081107
Sigh
DESTROY WHAT'S LEFT OF THEM
>>54081177
help me out faggots
>>54081195
All
Your
Own
Fault
IMPORTANT MATRIMONIAL POLL: How should that person deliver the ultimate gesture of love (a DeBeers sourced diamond)?
http://strawpoll.me/6630291
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>>54081207
Literally going to cum on her face and fuck her arse sometime soon
that's a vanilla session by her standards though
>>54081107
One time on facebook a girl posted a pic of herself with rayman from the playstation saying "i used to play this game it was so good!" and some autistic posted something along a lines of "I do wonder why women liked Rayman so much, is it due to the simple gameplay being easy to grasp so it doesn't over whelm them?" it was really cringe.
tfw never gf
>weekend is almost over
>no grills have posted legs
>>54081232
>his country isn't overrun with giant arsed hispanic buttqueens
>>54081305
another nonce coming out of the woodwork. sent to NSA
I have a gf
I have a job
I have friends
But I'm still a bit weird and prone to crippling depression
>>54081107
If I ruled an autocracy I would make games consoles illegal
Video games are toxic to childhood development and hugely emasculates male society to create faggot freaks like him
beth doing a sing song lids
audio here https://my.mixtape.moe/lvmuvc.mp4
>>54081232
really?
>>54081341
I'm literally going to get the train down from edinburgh just to shag her desu
shot that text lads
now we wait
>>54081309
>gas jedi to death
>destroy what's left of them
me luv u lon time
*forces your head*
>>54081386
I am afraid you are too normal to post in this thread sir
*escorts you out heavy-handedly*
>>54081388
*forces your head*
>>54081388
top kek
Lads turn itv4 on, I can't decide if Jodie Kidd is really QT or just a posh horseface with manly shoulders
Captain Phasma was the biggest letdown of 2015
bit ridiculous that this film gets such low of a score.
it's far from great but there way worse movies that deserve this score
reckon it's become fashionable to 'notice' emma's lack of acting talent even though likely those same people didn't want to believe it previously
>>54081393
consoleplebs btfo once again
>>54081388
*forces your head*
evening lids
>>54081388
not sure why people think this is funny desu
>>54081406
>>54081341
is she on adultwork
>>54081419
presumably they meant like burn the bodies or something
don't want pics of two dead Jedi getting onto space twitter
>>54081315
no you stupid shit. if you have a gf you talk every day especially if it's a fairly new relationship.
>he doesn't send her a Good Morning text every day
*forces your head*
JANNY
>>54081394
Lovely
Awh bless
>>54081460
I'm not normal, if I was I wouldn't be posting on here on a Sunday night
>>54081489
THOUGHT SHE HAD A PENIS FOR A SEC
>>54081497
yeah lad
>>54081499
literally two dead jedi on their own ship
just fire them into the abyss
>>54081419
like put them in the furnace you div
the man they call jane
>JANNY
>>54081474
Haven't watched the film myself but Rotten Tomatoes is a fucking shit site with shit cretin retarded idiot fucking pretentious cunts rating the films
>>54081388
>>54081474
emma's film career has went downhill worse than brendan fraser's lmao
she hasnt had a good role since arry potta
fucking nordic freaks
>>54081526
did you post here on friday and saturday night?
>>54081393
Congratulations, this is the most fedora post we've had all day.
fuck i start uni again tomorrow lads
that's not fun
>>54081526
you can be normal and still banter with the lads on /brit/
>>54081468
I would shag her
>>54081388
Sexy AF
>>54081532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
think i might have been a little over confident with a fart and deposited some semi solid material in my boxers
>>54081406
edinburgh to portsmouth wew lad
>>54081574
explain
>>54081576
2 > powegap > 1 > 3 > 4
>>54081580
Yet you didn't fedora it...
>>54081489
mornin' cap
>>54081574
looks good m8
>>54081575
Yes
eating breakfast (2 slices of toast)
really should sort my sleeping pattern out tbf
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>54081558
she has a great film career.... for a plank
>>54081614
I WANT HER SO BADLY
>>54081532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdS2kCUGvfo
>>54081599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VWDekbIaJE
>>54081672
my breakfast was the domino's cookies from last night i didn't finish, this was about 5pm
might go have my actual dinner now
fuck sake lads
beth will literally never be my gf
she'll get fucked by some chad
>>54081576
2 is the only choice
>>54081676
i think it's spelled car
good try though lad
>>54081624
>>54081648
Why would you space out over 100 yards to wait for the bus?
Bit odd innit
>>54081580
Except fedoras love video games
Nice try Rasheed.
want an AE86 Sprinter Trueno
>>54081589
fuck OFF with your fake (new)s you stupid unbelievable cuckold bitch
>>54081699
delet this
>>54081676
>those alloys
>>54081574
its similar here i think only time people get close to each other is when it rains
lasagne's done lads
>>54081639
I'm on my phone, cba 2bh
>>54081699
yeah jennie too. i wonder if they talk to each other about it?
>>54081574
nordics are miserable people
everyone from elsewhere raves about their society but everyone there hates themselves
daily reminder nonses are the intellectual aesthetic elite even if society can't recognise it
who spartacus her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHX1QFdQ_LI
Reminder that the qt innocent shy gf's you're all waiting for get quickly snatched up by normies
>>54081729
>anime car
>>54081676
I want one of these, but I can only afford the insurance on the VTEC Sport
Mum's taking ages to get ready to go out and me beer and cigs
Poleaboo realises the lack of (you)s is due to not replying to anyone but he can't find any posts in these threads worth replying to
It's just all gibberish
Almost as bad as trying to insert yourself into real world conversations
>>54081637
>>54081710
>>54081729
tfw will never be a 90s jap street racer with a qt yellow gf
>>54081742
don't ruin cossies for me please lad
down with rape culture
>>54081699
she was gonna let someone from /brit/ fug her
but he didn't
he was a silly person
>>54081574
creepy autistic school shooters omg
>>54081781
1. go to belfast
2. find ford sierra
3. put tyres down
4. ????
5. profit
I just tripped for 3 days straight on 220mg oral dmt and 10g of shrooms
>>54081724
So do normies, why do you think FIFA and pro evo sell so many copies
>>54081816
>HD legs
wank of a lifetime
rate me lunch
>tuna and southern fried fridge raider sandwich
>mr kiplings angel cake finger slice thing
>mr kiplings same thing but chocolate
>few digestives
>bunch of grapes
>banana
>water
bit unhealthy iah
>>>>>>>54081755
>>>>>>54081755
>>>>>54081755
>>>>54081755
>>>54081755
>>54081755
>54081755
SHUT IT DOWN
>>54081810
might just get a classic Corolla and get the body kit
>>54081819
bad feel
@54081814
it's because everyone is bored of your shitty story and posts now
>>54081816
rather fancy 4, 5 and 6
>>54081766
>>54081859
moment on the hips, a lifetime on the lips x
>>54080967
Post a few more Beth pics.
fucking hate hindus lads. jesus christ
Car has 4 flats
>>54081829
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS???????????????
>>54081859
13 year old raiding the fridge cuz his mum's off out shagging the plumber/10
>>54081816
7, 5, 6, 1, 3, 4, 2
>>54081816
1 3 4 6 7 2 5
>>54081902
me on the right
