Lovely fat arse edition
Dartmond
maisie.
:^)
>>54075884
she needs to do some squats in the gym for a few months.
>>54075969 (has a method)
>>54075884
entirely too much arse. how could you even tap that doggystyle? your willy wouldn't even make it past her bumcheeks.
>people who've never been rich telling me what it's like to be rich
>>54075884
knobhead
>>54075969
>Berskshire
wew lad what part of Berkshire
>>54076004
For a little dick maybe
>>54075884
nothing wrong with fat arses desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_Wg96edbBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQn5lN3GSjc
not having a nice day but some chill music and good anime girls will make it all better.
>>54076090
get urf da fern
>>54076035
meet me cookham train station 30mins
>rich people don't get depressed, money solves all problems
poor people disgust me
they literally worship little pieces of paper a face and some numbers on it
>>54076035
Slough
>>54076152
>cookham
bit far m8
waheyy lads, just got up
>no orthodox gf
>>54076133
Good taste
You now remember when /sp/ was good
>>54075884
FOY
Diana Rigg was so pretty
Mummy is getting quite angry and shouting things up the stairs at me because I am still in bed
Just got into this thread and everyone's talking about wealth. What did I miss lads?
>money hoarding makes one happy
Everybody talks about a new world in the morning
New world in the morning so they say
Now, I, myself don't talk about a new world in the morning
New world in the morning, that's today
And I can feel a new tomorrow comin' on
And I don't know why I have to make a song
Now everybody talks about a new world in the morning
New world in the morning takes so long
>>54076160
money buys you the time you spend otherwise trying to not freeze o starve to death
Arbitrage betting (me on the right again)
>>54076265
A bunch of poor spackers whining about how if they only had enough money to go on holiday or own a house then they would be happy
>>54076255
>foying arse
FOY FOY FOY
>poor "people"
>>54076343
the webm is quite clearly from yankland you fucking yank cunt FOY
>>54076253
good times
the late night MOTD threads were like /brit/ but with tripdrama
dont you hate those cunts at clubs and festivals who get really aggressive?
like why the fuck are you here trying to ruin everyone's fun? dickheads.
>>54076317
To much free time is the root of most depression.
>>54076265
Plebs with a lack of imagination thinking that rich people have no excuse to be miserable because money can somehow buy happiness
>people should be allowed to earn beyond their means
a mother protecting her lava :3
http://thediplomat.com/2016/01/china-has-reached-consensus-with-djibouti-on-military-base/
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-iran-china-idUSKCN0V109V?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews
Yanks getting BTFO
>>54076338
kek. Why are poor people so materialistic?
>"money makes you happy"
look at the wittgenstein family lol. ludwig gave his share of the vast fortune to his brothers, 3 of whom killed themselves, and went to teach in the middle of nowhere in norway.
>>54076410
You've spent too much time on saras twitter lad
>>54076393
I'd rather have too much free time than worry about not paying either the electricity or gas bill, fucking twat
>>54076426
China's GDP is much higher as a percentage of the US's than the USSR's ever was. It's actually remarkable how little they have been imperialistic
/brit/ more like /twit/
not a thread autist about jfs making threads but the Marina poster is one obnoxious prick
>>54076380
Sad to see what happened with the board
>>54076494
hes a horrid awful smelly twat
>>54076486
They're starting now tb h
>>54076494
what have I ever done to anyone
I just want to post pictures of a cute girl :(((
Imagine being so powerless in life that you felt compelled to make sure /brit/ threads have the "right" flag in the original post
>>54076480
Yes, but you wont necessarily be happier.
Is Black Swan/12 Years A Slave/American Hustle any good
Poll of the century
http://strawpoll.me/6629247
http://strawpoll.me/6629247
Gf just sent me this
>>54076549
yeah fuck right off cunt
>>54076480
Stfu you utter crustacean
Just because the bills are paid does not mean that all of sudden you will be happy
>>54076486
There are 1 million chinese in Africa buying up fucking everything
>>54076460
aye tae fookin avvent u tory cunts
>>54076539
dont make me feel bad ffs
Thou villainous sheep-biting devil-mon!
>tfw no qt azn bass guitar gf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJD2FyOAfbg
gravely important poll lads
http://strawpoll.me/6629170
http://strawpoll.me/6629170
http://strawpoll.me/6629170
>>54075884
>>54075884
>>54075884
>>54075884
>file deleted
lmao
>>54076577
would munch x
>>54076539
Cute or not, thanks to you we're now all sick of the sight of her face
>>54076577
>tattoos
sorry lad
>>54076649
>he's here
>>54075884
>file deleted
Thanks, it was dusgusting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1xTxiaBXJI
i'm going to start applying myself, starting tomorrow.
>mfw poor people telling me (a rich man) what it's like to be rich
>>54076577
>tattoos
Into le trash it goes
>yfw the Janny is a qt girl
>>54076535
>>54076597
>Trading more with Africa
>Comparable to the USSR
wew lads. The USSR was waging a dozen proxy wars at any one time with the US.
>>54076622
>tfw no old yuck
>>54076641
Keep fighting the good fight my friend. You're doing the lord's work.
>>54075884
can someone post again? i missed it, me
fucking janny
>>54076425
intriguing
i am an alcoholic mess lads
want to die
HE'S HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D1gJ_GygAI
>>54076739
it was shit you're not missing anything
>>54076595
Why so angry, he's right
>>54076690
>red doors
>>54076746
lol
>>54076682
I thought that black people liked big arses?
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/01/24/jeremy-clarkson-claims-trans-children-have-minds-poisoned-by-lunatic-parents/
>Jeremy Clarkson claims trans children have ‘minds poisoned by lunatic parents’
>The former BBC presenter has lashed out at the trans community, including the parents of trans children and trans prisoners.
>Jeremy Clarkson has attacked the trans community in his latest column for The Sunday Times – claiming the issues facing transgender people have been over exaggerated.
>“It’s what kids do: dream impossible dreams,” he argues.
>“You don’t actually take them seriously. You don’t take them to a hospital when they’re 10 and say, “He wants to be a girl, so can you lop his todger off?”
>"Because what’s going to happen five years later when he’s decided that being a man isn’t so bad after all and he’s in the showers at the rugby club?”
>He later takes the opportunity to lambaste a group of nine male prisoners in the Isle of Wight – who he claims are pretending to be trans so “they get a bit of make-up and some breasts to play with.
based jeremy
>>54076714
>trash
FOY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s014XN5KYSeg wish i was as good at stringbox as i was at singing xx
>>54076746
If you had more money you'd be happy :)
>gf's favorite artist is Hozier
is this a red flag?
>>54076779
Clearly, that's why a brit posted it.
Thou whoreson impudent embossed rascal!
>>54076751
>When the sun rises and people are dropping off, and you desperately try to deny the horrible reality that the party is over and it's not coming back
Fucking abysmal.
>>54076763
m8, there's a difference between being considered poor in the UK and fucking Moldova (no offence Modova m8)
S-sorry big J
had a dream that I had a sense of humour and people wanted to be around me to hear my witticisms
Step to the rhythm made out of brown paper
Sounds entering of a different nature
http://strawpoll.me/6629300
http://strawpoll.me/6629300
http://strawpoll.me/6629300
very important
>>54076849
For some reason I'm an even bigger loser in my dreams than real life
>>54076840
Yet poor people in the UK complain about exactly the same things
Can janitors ban or only delete?
>>54076762
maybe so, but we all want what we can't have, and the archive is being an uncooperative prick at the moment
>>54076798
That song triggers me. Nauseating shite.
>>54076834
i hate that because i can never fall asleep so feel miserable and just want to go home
>>54076902
Fucking repulsive, take it back to the zoo
http://strawpoll.me/6629331
http://strawpoll.me/6629331
http://strawpoll.me/6629331
need some help desu
Watched so many 70s, 80s, 90s films as a kid
Its as if they don't exist anymore, I try to look them up but can't find anything
>tfw blond
>everyone bullied me in school calling me a jizz head
>"alright lad did you just have a wank? Then why is there jizz in your hair? hahaah"
>even the fucking ginger kids got mouthy
Wish I had brown hair like everyone else.
UP-UPPER ECHELON
She walk by I press rewind
to see that ass one more time
>>54076902
Do love a good arse but this is too big and vile
>>54076905
They can request a ban and you get a temp 15 min ban before mods inevitably ban you
>>54076900
Because they're whingers. I'm still right
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/argentina/12117755/Jeremy-Corbyn-wants-a-Northern-Ireland-style-power-sharing-deal-for-the-Falklands.html
He just doesn't stop!
Lads can one of you ask your gf what would make an oven smoke? My oven just fills my kitchen with acrid smoke whenever I warm it up.
I would ask mine but she's at the refugee centre for the weekend giving extra lessons.
>>54076786
I support transgendered people, but he's right desu
Who the fuck let's a 10 year old make a life changing decision? My cousin used to dress up in dresses and put make up on and play with Barbies and actively said "I want to be a girl" when he was 4 - 9, but he grew out of it and turned out relatively normal afterwards. Feel sorry for the kids who got a fucking sex change because of a silly phase they went through when they were kids.
just spent £120 on two festivals this year.
>>54076974
>being this bent
>>54076987
What kind of Celtic hellhole did you grow up in?
>>54076987
Which dystopian shithole did you live in where you were the only blonde
Sounds like a retarded bait post
>>54076987
lmao
>>54077004
>They can request a ban and you get a temp 15 min ban before mods inevitably ban you
Found the janny :)
>>54076849
Do you not have a sense of humour then? Must be quite dull.
>>54076975
We're going to need some translations here lad, I only recognise two of them.
>>54076987
Did you go to school in Tower Hamlets?
>>54076786
>le controversial straight-talking non-PC man
>>54077012
Dead rats/mice lads
Seriously
>>54077039
Liverpool
>>54077004
>Do love a good arse but this is too big and vile
bit gay 2bh
>>54077007
Why this is this keen socialist so up for giving land to a Fascist country born out of genocide?
Thou gleeking half-faced measle!
>>54077067
He's right though
>>54076987
hahahahaha i'm still fucking laughing
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/111265
>>54077031
What ones? I'll rate your choices out of 10 (free of charge).
t. Card-carrying Patrician
>>54076786
hes right but he'll be crucified because of this
>>54076798
>HE walks him for fun
>>54077012
>Austrian humour
>I WENT TO GLASTO IT WAS AMAAAAAZZINNGG I DROPPED TOOOOO MUCH MANDY THOUGH AND ENDED UP LOSING MY TENT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Every festival goer ever
>>54077116
>stopping young boys from having their genitals mutilated for no good reason
Sounds like anti-semitism to me.
is HE going to delete one of the threads
BRUV DANK ROFL
>>54077121
No he won't
He can get away with anything the man is wildly popular
Some group of fuckwits will demand an apology and he'll tell them to shove it up their arseholes
>>54076727
China assisted the taliban and al qeada after 9/11
>>54076449
I like that you posted Wittgenstein if I'm honest. Do you prefer Tractatus Witt or Investigations Witt?
>>54077007
we don't even have a power-sharing deal with Northern Ireland
>HE
>>54077117
1. Subsonic (UK) - small festival, only like 500 people capacity but i know the organisers and most of the people who go so i love it.
2. Love Saves The Day
3. Boomtown (just remembered i bought a ticket for that too)
also might go to one in Portugal.
>>54077064
In order of the poll
Deepfried cheese
Minced meat hot dog
Spicy hamburger sort of
Chicken chunks covered in peanut sauce - satay
Battered minced meat hotdog
Ragout thing not sure how to explain this one desu
>>54077012
I'll ask my son's wife when he lets me back in the house, he knows a lot about these things.
https://twitter.com/commie_mami/status/650654685767049216
got that bloody shakira world cup 2010 song in my head
>>54077091
Everything the UK and US does is bad, so we need to reverse the last 1000 years of history and correct our mistakes
You see I've been through the desert on a meme with no name it felt good to be out of the rain
But in the desert
You can't remember your memes because there ain't no one for to give them no names
When tha side bitch bring u some bangaz n mash
>>54077257
might have to have a wank now
>>54077218
Chicken satay
Why don't you get that Dutch meme food that is kebab meat/salad/sauce on chips? Looks based.
>>54076987
Brown hair is literal masterrace for White people lmao
all blonde blokes are ever called is "pretty" haha
>>54077250
KAMINAMINA EH EH
WAKA WAKA EEH EEH
KAMINAMINA KAWASOWAYKA
THIS TIME FOR AFRICA
>>54077293
>tha side bitch
fuck off wigger
>>54076798
*walks towards you*
>>54077275
RASHEEEEEEED
>>54077186
Err, what?
>>54076786
What an odious human being. I never liked this bloke, nor understood his appeal. Perhaps he speaks for the inner bigot that some of the less educated have inside themselves.
The BBC did the right thing sacking this cnut. But far too late as far as I am concerned
>>54077302
kapsalon, literally 'barber'
it's wank 2bh
>>54077239
>They think their opinions matter
lel
>>54077193
>expecting Corbyn to know anything about anything
Even /r/unitedkingdom don't like him and they would pour petrol on Cameron and Osbourn if they were on fire given the opportunity
>>54077116
Fucking racist
>>54077297
all me
what happened to sershlad
>>54077370
>Even /r/unitedkingdom don't like him
m8, they fucking love Corbyn
>>54077338
I was doing a Corbyn impression you dip
>>54077116
Piss off you bloody racist! Mutilating genitals is just part of their third world culture.
Ate a massive chicken kebab just now lads
Feeling full and comfy
>>54077385
Charge your phone you fucking savage
>>54077406
dunno ;_;
>>54077388
>such high test
Love it but worried me willy wouldn't get passed her bumcheeks
poop poop niggers niggers poop fuck
Me on the right
>>54077385
You've posted this before
Post the fucking follow up
>>54077370
>>54077409
yeah you're thinking of r/ukpolitics
n-not that I would know or anything
IMA WALKING IN THE KITCHEN
TEARS ARE FALLING AND I FEEL THE PAIN
WISHING YOU WERE HERE BY ME
TO END THIS MISERY AND I WANDER
I WA WA WA WA WANDER
WHY
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY SHE RAN AWAY
AND I WANDER WHERE SHE WILL STAY
MY LITTLE LISICKI
MY LI LI LI LI LISICKI
>>54077356
Commie nick thinks the holodomor is western propaganda lol
Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.
>>54077409
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/42d64t/jeremy_corbyn_wants_a_northern_irelandstyle_power/
A fair amount of people are starting to turn on him
>>54077400
so glad im not in a social circle where i have to dress like this
considering having a tuna and fridge raider sandwich
>>54077465
/r/ukpolitics is full of 4chan maymays, don't deny it m8
>>54077463
Nah
>>54077457
learn2anatomy virgin
>>54077406
became a normie and decided he was too good for us
>>54077385
>thinking being nice beforehand will get you anywhere
>thinking she isn't screencapping this to her friends about the loser messaging her
>>54077215
>7/10
>5/10
>8/10
Want to go Field Maneuvers desu
love how lefties fall over themselves to defend muh oppressed minorities but literally never condemn barbaric practices their little pets commit.
Paedophile rape gangs? not a peep
Forced marriage? not a peep
FGM? not a peep
Circumcision? not a peep
fuck the left and their hypocrisy
>/brit/ is quiet right now
Must be cos all those teenagers are having their din dins with their parents
>>54077400
I'm the fat cunt on the right
>>54077544
alri zak
>>54077511
czech'd em
>>54077400
All pretty good looking men 2bh
Aside from the paki, fatso and kneeling fag
>love how lefties fall over themselves to defend muh oppressed minorities but literally never condemn barbaric practices their little pets commit.
>Paedophile rape gangs? not a peep
>Forced marriage? not a peep
>FGM? not a peep
>Circumcision? not a peep
>fuck the left and their hypocrisy
>his willy isn't so small he pees on his bollocks
hmm
*snaps*
fuck it I'm getting pissed
>>54076987
Reminder
>>54077484
I'm surprised looks like there really is a bottom of the barrel when it comes to things that /r/uk will support
>>54077566
racist
sizeist
ableist
horrid bigot
>>54077538
lefties ain't human mane
Christian patrols should be beating them the fuck up, first and foremost.
>>54077488
They're dressed like normal men
>>54077506
>tuna
>>54077457
High test is a myth, it's easy to fuck a big bummed girl if you have a smaller willy
Can somebody explain to me why it actually matters that the majority of Oscar winners are white?
>>54077532
But it was me who screen capped it and sent it to my mates
>>54077538
>love how lefties fall over themselves to defend muh oppressed minorities but literally never condemn barbaric practices their little pets commit.
They squawk #YouAintNoMuslimBruv if anything bad happens
>>54077626
we wuz renaissance men
>>54077622
fite me
>>54077590
The Jews have done a number on your m8
>>54077400
>I work in sales
>Just got an 2008 3-series mate, really good financing too!
>#TMBT Bottle service in Ibiza with the squad
>Gorgon City on Friday, might get some cheeky pingers in haha!
>Did you see celebrity juice last night? Absolute banter!
love dressing up as a girl lads
>>54077626
It doesn't
Niggers just use it as an excuse because their acting is horrific
>>54077603
Christians are cucks
>>54077590
Good lad
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/harry-potter-star-daniel-radcliffes-latest-role-as-farting-corpse-with-an-erection-prompts-audience-a6830336.html
sounds like an absolute riot lads
>3 min ad on youtube
>AdBlock won't work
Holy shit do people actually watch stiff youtube if this is the case, how the fuck could people sit through 3 min unskippable adverts to watch shitty videos
>>54077572
I wonder what it feels like to be one of these guys, having your face memed all over the internet as an insult, with people putting all sorts of ideas they dislike into your mouth
I wonder if any of them's ever been beat up IRL for shit people have had them say
>>54077349
>t. mentally ill degenerate
>>54077626
The only people who care are tumblrtards and the /pol/acks that become upset at tweets from literallywhos
>>54077671
did any more pics emerge? only seen the 2 that get posted
>>54077667
this is literally them
they are the group that didn't get back into sixth form/uni so got jobs and now spend their entire salary on grey goose bottles in clubs every weekend
>>54077635
>implying I couldn't tell you had screenshot it
>still ignoring the fact she is only responding to you for humour
>>54077400
>>54077488
>>54077619
How can I achieve this look?
>>54077674
true
>>54077600
Everyone has common sense
It's just some people have more than others
>>54077695
>not usimg ublock origin
Smh desu senpai
>>54077674
rasheed
>>54077671
kernow
>>54077677
>The Harry Potter star joins Paul Dano in independent film Swiss Army Man, directed by music video duo Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert.
Instant classic
>>54077661
>the jews
Everytime
>>54077400
harry kane kru
>>54077400
Most of them look model-tier to be honest, well dressed too
I KNOW
THERE'S GONNA BE GOOOOOOD TIMES
>>54077349
dis nigga serious?
>>54077773
>Is it a metaphor for the Labour party and its fart, Jeremy Corbyn?
Fucking kek
>There's nothing wrong with circumcision
t. paki/leftist
>>54077590
What about black hair and green eyes?
>>54077626
Isn't it obvious? The number of oscar winners should, with as much accuracy as is possible, mirror the racial, sexual, and socio-economic make-up of the USA (or the world? I'm not sure). Same with public sector jobs, business executive boards etc.
I mean come on.....do I need to tell you what year it is? You're living in some out-dated, out-moded, highly problematic, neo-colonialist, bigoted dream state, and the alarm clock that is the social justice movement WILL wake you up whether you like it or not.
#WakeUp
>>54077754
Doesn't work either m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZKlPUOKc-c&ab_channel=SirWallen
>>54077590
>tfw brown hair brown eyes
I don't feel god Tier 2bh
>>54077855
>Black hair
Rasheed
>>54077860
#CantWakeUp
>>54077751
kek
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/42d64t/jeremy_corbyn_wants_a_northern_irelandstyle_power/cz9th88
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
