Asuza edition
cara.
>>54065396
Very good thread
We're in here
>>54065397
>>54065397
>>54065397
crayon pop
Asuza a shit
>I waste £300 a week out of a need of socialising with my friends in a dingy bar because I crave acceptance
wew lad
Wish I could get paid for hiking
>inb4 photographer/travel journalist etc
Very hard to find this job and pays literally nothing
Me on the left:
https://youtu.be/zbwCa4NApu4
fucks sake lad, posted this right after you made the new bread
think my mum is pretty based tbqh
sister was interested in a guy with turkish ancestry, mum told her to fuck off and not come home if she ever dated him because he was a muzzie.
last week she started showing me donald trump videos.
could be a /pol/ poster for all i know
>>54067492
>£300 a week
Move out of London.
>>54067526
she looks particularly ugly in that photo
Going to learn Hebrew or possibly Latin.
What do you think ladsw what o
>>54067564
I learn French, it is fun
watching this
>>54067492
>£300 a week
>alcohol
Fuck off billionaires
>>54067592
Do you think I care? dickhead
>>54067564
>Going to learn a language spoken by 8 million people or a dead language.
Wew
>not living for the weekend
>>54067504
what happened to the /brit/ more likee /shit/ gimmick?
>>54067597
Miss that Irish lad who used to post about his black bulls all the time
>>54067492
>he can afford to drink alcohol that isn't made by putting apple cores inside your radiator then draining the radiators a month later and drinking it
fuck off bill gates!!!!!!!
>>54067449
>ever unironically going to those types of clubs
No thanks.
>Garish slags
>£8 drinks
>Kevvo & Deano dropping half a weeks wages on NV champagne to impress said slags
>Aspirational plebs in their oxford shirts and DAPPER blazers
>DJ Curl-bro playing Calvin Harris bangers on his iTunes
And half the time they expect you to pay entry for this shit. The mind boggles.
>>54067542
>5p an hour wages
No thanks m8
>>54067592
Already know a good bit of French. I am more interested in Hebrew and Latin literature.
>>54067624
see above
>>54067597
wew
>>54067564
latin lad
>>54067628
It was too good for /brit/. More than we deserved.
>>54067628
when you mention it /brit/ is more like /shit/ lmao!
>>54067641
kek have you read that daft wee limmy story about the bloke drinking his radiotar after leaking it and becomes addicted to it?
>>54067666
Where to start
>>54067652
Living standards are higher outside of London if you can get a high paying job. Most Londoners live in comparative poverty.
>>54067597
really dislike how much of a coalburner valentina is
Why does university of Sunderland have a London branch?
Is this girl too fat?
REALLY want a girl friend
>>54067696
Are you in here because you like British culture?
TFW writing my dissertation on 'The Identity & Gender Politics of BLACKED.com'.
>54067681
kek, every time you post move my mouse over your flag to check if you're ireland or italy, then when i see that you're italy i refuse to give you the satisfaction
>>54067696
:'-) danke
>>54067744
>Britain
>culture
pick one
ken fuckin baw bags chattin pish haw ken dinnae ken wen aw b hame for dinner haw aye way wind yer
neck in ya bampots pure steesher hangin oot ma arse i swear tae fuck haw u gettin wide wi me big
yin dont be gettin bold i swear hahahahaha
>>54067597
That scene was superb to be fair
>>54067744
im in here because Sverigetråden has gone to shit
>>54067726
>Manchester
>>54067736
she's not even fat, it looks like she just has perculiar knees that turn inwards for some reason
>>54067736
by the looks of it, she's just right
post more pls
>>54067720
£££££ cash in on foreign students that want to say they studied in London.
The 'University' of South Wales spent ~half a million on a London Branch then had to close it two years later as nobody applied.
My uni has satellite campuses in Qatar and Australia desu.
>>54067720
Same reason the University of Newcastle does. They want those students who refuse to leave London.
going to get fucking cunted on amphetamine sulphate and play TF2
Goodbye, saprobes!
me right now desu
Poleboo dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I prayed that (you)s would be flowing
Then I was young and unafraid
And posts were made and read and wasted
There was no bail to be paid
No song unsung, no milk un-pissed in
But the coppers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hopes apart
And they turn your dreams to shame
Still I dream she'd come to me
And we would live the years together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather
I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed
what are your opinions on the Britain First Christian Patrol in Luton lads?
Reminder if someone has ever said you are weird but in a good way to you it means you are attractive but weird as fuck but I am going to ignore you are weird because you are atrractive.
>>54067773
Rasheed falseflag fuck off.
>>54067783
You must name me ten british cities, two prime ministers, tell me what the magna carta is and what silly midoff is; also it'd be nice if you could tell me the cheapest thing in the chippy. Or you can gas yourself.
Ta.
ANNA
>>54067783
Swedish people spending time with each other is never a good idea.
I'm sorry for your loss.
Forgot it was my Dad's birthday today until 5 minutes ago.
>>54067802
>>54067803
Idk lads
She's got a good face though
http://strawpoll.me/6627443
http://strawpoll.me/6627443
http://strawpoll.me/6627443
>>54067824
what's a good amount to take laddo? 12.5 stone 2bh
>>54067832
I ironically like it
>>54067889
60mg sniffed. Or 95mg oral.
>>54067869
*delicately unchecks the subscribe option*
>>54067872
>She's got a good face though
pic so i can rate her out of ten pls?
>>54067832
twats being twats because other twats are twats. meaningless posturing from mentally under developed men with anger issues and teenage homosexuals looking for daddy.
>>54067860
>coalburner
bin'd
Just applied to the Britain First grad scheme lads (The morally suspect bruiser role). Wish me luck.
>>54067824
Everytime I take speed base I get really autistic open like ten tabs on neuroscience and read for hours on end and also get really manic and start getting mad ideas like going out in the wilderness to live for a few days
But I go overboard and sniff 100mg lines
>>54067922
Bizzaro Rorksheed
>>54067872
post a decent pic you twat
>>54067916
I don't know if I can commit to the high test meme
Went to London last week. Where the hell are all muslims and black people hidden, I saw way less than I would see on normal day at Helsinki.
>>54067964
Is she mixed race?
Any of you lads go on /his/?
The tripfags there are the most AUTISTIC people on this site.
>>54067940
Love how interesting everything becomes with speed. It's like having autism but in a good way.
I only take 30mg though haha don't want to give myself a heart attack
>>54067982
no idea
>>54067923
How is she a coalburner
WULD
>>54067940
I think that happens to everyone high on amphetamines, the multitasking shit, not specifically with neuroscience.
>>54067986
Occasionally.
>>54067993
Do you literally weigh about 9 stone lad?
You're not going to give yourself a heart attack on 100mg... I have a mate that takes 2 grams on a night.
>tfw in a rut
>>54067996
Her boyfriend is a fucking darkie
>>54068009
Had to text a mate to come and pick me up one day because I had been glued to the screen for so long and knew I wasn't going to move in the past 48 hours as I had too much speed.
>>54068042
Who's her bf?
where do you lads get speed from
>>54067964
5/10 imo
>>54067972
Leave the city next time, that's where all the russians and french are.
Daily reminder that Mio is a best k-on
>>54067972
They tend to confine themselves to either the drivers seat of buses, or Tower Hamlet
>>54068026
>Two (2) grams of speed in one night
>>54068026
I wasn't speaking literally it was a joke you blithering runty cunt ugh just fuck off fuck off get out of my sight BEGONE
>you'll never be an edgy leeds student
>>54068087
ffs as if she had to dupe me with her carefully crafted tinder pics
fuck women
>>54068080
My Polish friend who gets off Polish mafia
lost my phone, keys and wallet last night
https://privilegegrant.com/
https://privilegegrant.com/
https://privilegegrant.com/
based milo at it again lads ahaha
>>54068026
Maybe I just have really pure speed or something but I'm pretty sure if I took 2 grams of this stuff I would be doing myself some serious harm
>pathetic little weeb forces his shitty edition early so he isn't beaten to it by an actual good edition
Every fucking time
Why are they so obnoxious?
there's a difference between respecting other people's beliefs and embracing them myself.
>>54067839
timmy top timmer
>>54068097
Had a very good chuckle at this post
He's a madman 2bh. Proper one too not a meme madman.
>>54068104
/brit/drugfest at Leeds when
>>54068131
Why are betas so obsessed with this faggot?
>>54068141
>tfw I look a bit like Kev
No golden face ratio for me ;_;
>>54068104
i am tho lol
>>54068141
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL
http://strawpoll.me/6627500
http://strawpoll.me/6627500
http://strawpoll.me/6627500
>>54068105
kek
>>54067964
I think she's fit tbqh
>>54068104
Why does Leeds have this reputation more than any other uni?
Pretty sure every undergrad in the country now wears vintage sportswear & bumps ket/MD every weekend.
>>54068140
Nah the guy is getting darknet shit I've been in his house when it arrives, bastard won't sell me it because he is literally addicted.
That's why he sniffs so much just a high tolerance.
Also he is fucked. He is an emaciated frenchman to the highest degree
>>54068072
Idk m8 some "refugee" from Somali or some shit
Did that golden ratio thing lads
things that are "golden"
>lips
>jaw
>cheekbones
>eyebrows
forehead and nose is too big though throwing my proportions off
Yuno
>>54068166
Fuck off
>>54068177
ooo fuck oath can you come drop me off a dart if you live in sydney?
I just got wanked off by a 40 year old woman in the cinema, she then told me after we left she needed to go see her dad in hospital who has cancer, I feel disgusting 2bh
>>54068158
>/brit/meetup of any kind
never again
>>54068204
No, you fuck off with your MRA bullshit to reddit
>>54068166
I have no idea.
No self respecting man views him as an idol/hero/someonetoaspire to be
>>54068185
I don't believe you mate
>>54068166
t. Proud cuck
>>54067526
what even is this
met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?
>>54068237
Fuck off
>>54068215
I'm in sydney but I'm walking there so no, sorry.
>>54067972
This should help a bit
LEL lads that golden face ratio shit is pure bullshit
Maths can't solve ugliness I'm sorry.
>>54068233
This is a normie general desu, lad. It'd be a different meetup these days
>>54068242
That's okay m8
The good thing about the truth is that it is true regardless of whether or not you believe it xx
just sniffed some glue
>>54068271
absolute scum bag
>>54068026
>2g
Sheeit
My mate took 2g of speed once when he was 15. He played Runescape for 3 days straight.
He swore never to do touch it ever again after that, he said he didn't know it lasted for days haha
>>54068217
was she fit at least
>>54068217
How did that come about? If she's a randomer that's pretty hot desu.
>>54068282
post a pic or article proving it you cuck
>>54068276
>implying
>>54068217
hmm
WOW WTF THIS FART STINKS
>>54068273
that red box contains parts of hackney, newham, tower hamlets and lewisham ffs
>>54068288
Single most runt activity I can think of.
>I use MRA as an insult
>>54068353
huffing petrol is worse
>>54068181
>Why does Leeds have this reputation more than any other uni?
yeah, but it's just always been more prominent in leeds i think, and the sheer amount of clubs, whole place is just ran by students as well
>>54068301
no desu, like most British women over 18 she was overweight
>>54068303
met her on Tinder, was horny and bored so asked to meet up and it happened
>>54068356
>ifunny.co
SPEEEEEEEEEEED
>>54068276
>normie general
REEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF
NO ITS NOT
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEE
IM SICK OF THIS FUCKING MEME
/brit/ has NEVER been a normie general and NEVER EVER will be
>>54068384
Oh, that's a bit seedy then lel. Was the cinema empty or something? Must have been obvious.
"I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse "
what did he mean by this?
>>54068276
>>54068384
THIS NIGGA FINNA GET HAND AIDS LMAOOO
feeling triggered lads
>I am a MRA
how much ket tonight lads?
I wanna k-hole bad
14.7 stone btw
>>54067635
Trinity was a fucking retard
He literally started the cukk meme on 4chan
>>54068413
>>54068436
Yes. This is a normie general desu, lad.
>>54068453
300mg sniffed. I weigh a stone less than you and it takes me 250mg
>>54068453
>14.7 stone
get on the speed fat-lad, it's an appetite suppressant.
>>54068453
>stone in decimals
>>54068453
rail 206mg
>>54068429
there were people there, I think a couple of people saw and I was paranoid we'd get arrested but it never happened
>>54068459
Also "alri"
>>54068472
>triggered manlets
>>54068453
>yanks sniffing the kezzle
>>54068453
>14.7 stone
>.7
kek at least you tried
What's your ratio lads?
>>54068453
.5g
>>54068435
It means:
Spanish is the linguica domnichi which means the language of God.
Italian is the language of love.
French at the time was the lingua franca so it was the language of diplomacy.
German was the language you gave orders in (for the Emperor Charles V anyway) because his soldiers were mostly Germans.
haven't done ket in ages, what's the standard price now? probably the only drug i'd be willing to do now as i don't get anxiety from it
>>54068534
Nice one lad cheers for that
>>54068467
If you want to be with normies so much why don't you go on Facebook instead of coming here and ruining our shit?
>doing speed
>normie
You're not a normie senpai, only people I know who do speed are absolute degenerates, homeless, poor, addicts etc.
i fucking love science
I am 5 foot 4 inches tall
why isn't meth a thing in the UK?
>>54068586
Why live
>>54068520
>An idea ratio is in the 0.8 to 1.2 range
Mine is 1.0 bang on and I've ugly as fuck
>>54068553
Don't have a facebook been here for 8 years nowhere else on the internet to go this always been my home. Never said I was a normie I'm just winding you lot up. I was also talking about ketamine you illiterate cunt
>>54068534
shouldn't Latin be the language of God for Catholics?
http://strawpoll.me/6627618
http://strawpoll.me/6627618
http://strawpoll.me/6627618
>>54068597
Because we have speed which is it's tamer brother.
amphetamine
methamphetamine
Our speed is made in Poland where they make it with smuggled in prescription drugs from India. Your bogans make a thing called shake and bake meth which is easier if you can't get access to these prescription drugs en masses from gangsters taking it in from India
>>54068603
Same and I have 1 as well (technically 1.0006...)
How did you survive the great ket drought of 2014 lads?
>>54068603
>One component of attractiveness
>One (1)
Having a prank
Imagine finding out that there was a small community of people online who were completely obsessed with you and you didn't even know it.
They are obsessed with one image of you in particular that you look a long time ago and have probably forgot exists and they manipulate and photoshop it in various different ways - there are at least several hundred different variations of this image and more are being made all the time.
In addition to this, they analyse the vlogs you upload to YouTube. Every single word, every inflection, every twinge of a facial muscle, they know it and they recite it amongst themselves gleefully.
They look at your tweets and forum posts, they argue over what those things say about you as a person, they piece them together to get a life story, an outline of your personality.
Imagine being Kev.
>>54068642
I'm so sheltered I wouldn't have any idea.
Ket sounds nice. I'd throw up if I had the vodka
>>54068683
mxe
>>54068708
haha alri kev?
>>54068558
Only subjects I got good grades in desu
Used to unironically read science books for fun lmao
>tfw always had the highest grades
>tfw qt grills sit next to you and ask for help all the time
>"wow you're so smart ano"
Shit was good man
I'm still a KV NEET though waheey
>Male faces displaying a full beard were considered the most masculine, aggressive, socially mature, and older. Males with a light beard were considered the most dominant. Males with light stubble were considered to be the most attractive, light stubble was also preferred for both short- and long-term relationships. These findings are discussed in terms of age preferences and good-genes models.
>tfw can't grow facial hair
>>54068683
DXM for my dissociative craving
Did a wank
Might get out of bed now
>>54068741
Me on the left
Danny DeVito on the right
>>54068598
I'm average height, a little over in fact.
>>54068708
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KEV HAS A SWEATY FACE
CAN OBSERVE THE WEATHER WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND WALK TOWARDS THE CAMERA JUST FOR YOU
"ON MY WAY HOME FROM DUBLIN", THAT'S WHAT HE'D SAY
THIS CRAZY KEV JUST HATES THIS MOHAI-MOTORWAY
>>54068784
>tfw shitty pube hairs grow profusely in a few small areas
>All the hassle of needing to shave and none of the benefits of having facial hair
>>54068586
>>54068824
hahahhaha are you serious? Are you underage?
>>54068642
acid is the least likely thing to kill me or cause damage
Justin Bieber had better stop releasing bangers otherwise I'm gonna turn into a fan 2bh.
>>54068708
wait
The man walking towards the camera in the kitchen, is that Kev or Lisicki?
I don't remember people taking about Kev when that image first started floating around
>>54068141
Weebs are pakis and leftists
That should explain their behaviour
>>54068899
Kev is Lisicki, silly.
>>54068824
for a woman.
>>54068864
I'm 24, haven't grown since I was about 14.
>>54068141
Asuza is cute you faggot
>>54068166
Redditors obsess about mens rights/feminism/fat shaming/gamergate and other trivial bollocks because they're too unintelligent to talk about political issues that actually matter
new runescape skill out tomorrow lads
>>54068956
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>54068883
Sorry, What do you mean?
>>54068784
buy regaine and apply it your face
NAH KEST
>>54068847
latex is breddy hot 2bh
love this style
>>54068951
I've got a mate that's the same
He used to be the tallest person in our year, now he's one of the shortest people I know. He's a proper stump, dead wide, but short.
shitposting from my laptop, comfy on my couch next to my dog
aaahhhh
Azusa is worst keion. Ritsu is best.
>>54069001
>>54069001
grainy, overexposed photos?
>>54068988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMSIR210mRg
just got back from the servo lads, fuck me cigarettes are expensive now... $23.50 for 20 smokes, hope the paki bastard didn't rip me off.
>mums gone out, she'll only be back later tonight
YEEEES
TIME FOR DRUGS
>>54069041
>overexposed
not really
>>54068956
Asuza is worst girl
tfw you notice your receding hairline's got worse in the past year
>>54069015
>tfw literally the same
How tall is he?
>government want to tax sugar
>BBC has a programme on now called "The Truth About Sugar"
The BBC is LITERALLY nothing but a propaganda machine, isn't it?
>>54069041
>>54069049
>not buying a champion ruby pouch and some ventis
top pleb. also can you PLEASE drop me off a durry???
>>54068975
no different from here, lots of teenagers telling everyone their important opinion about things. telling everyone how their particular political ideas are the only obvious way and all others are mere fools. pretty edgy really come to think about it.
This is the best sort of rape scene to masturbate to because it focuses on the victim's trauma rather than the physical act of the rapist.
>>54069049
didn't stop a robbery whilst you were there did you mate?
got loads of compliments last night lads
>>54069066
>Having shit genes
600ug tonight
>>54069074
Yes, it's called a 'public service broadcaster' for a reason m8
>>54069077
CHEMIST WAREHOUSE MENTIONED
>>54069090
what did your mum and grandmother say lad?
Is the "gaff thumb" prevalent in your area yet lads?
>>54068978
If this were 2008 I would be excited af, but I couldn't care less
Very important poll right here.
http://strawpoll.me/6627732
http://strawpoll.me/6627732
^^ VOTING IS A CIVIC DUTY ^^
thaiboy
>>54069068
He's about 5'6
my favourite aussie term is probably shitcunt
>>54069120
>>54069120
doom jazzy
enjoying your image dump senpai
>>54069074
Sugar is terrible for you and not many people realise it. This isn't a recent thing.
>>54069074
>muh sugar tax
What ever happened to teaching people personal responsibility? After travelling to lots of countries for work, I've noticed that we are literally the most babies country on earth. We are treated like literal children, not trusted to be in charge of our own lives? What next, Jamie Oliver straps everyone in the country down and funnels vegetables down our throats?
In all seriousness, I honestly see a point where there is a literal mandatory shopping list Britons must have
*breaks loose*
*kicks off sunday shoes*
gonna buy more drugs tonight
speeeeeeeed
>>54069085
nah that servo is impossible to rob at night, he's behind bullet proof glass.
>>54069081
what suburb are you in?
what do you do when your mates drunk gf strokes your hair and calls you handsome, with him in the room? i think she's just a tactile person tbqh
>>54069214
rhodes, near concord
>>54069175
love this fuckboy hipster shit style but I don't know how to replicate it in real life, have got a DSLR but no clue
also I would probably get robbed in the night
>>54069175
>tfw moved out of London
>tfw can't stroll the city streets at night listening to Bohren & Der Club of Core anymore
LADS FUCKING LISTEN
Even if you're a normie or you don't like anime, watch K-on. It's fucking brilliant, it's the first anime I've ever watched and it's surprisingly unironically good.
t. Turbonormie
>>54069165
Ah cool. Just making sure you weren't talking about me. kek. I was 6'0 in year 7 and I'm still that tall at 23
>>54069127
few girls said they liked my hat and that i looked good in it
random black guy said he liked my t shirt
girl said i looked gorgeous while i was looking at myself in the mirror
few people noticed my gym gains too
https://www.change.org/p/emma-watson-spend-one-week-in-a-calais-migrant-camp-for-feminism
Have you signed this yet lads?
>>54069214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qpI49SuDTo
