Maisie Edition
crayon pop
>>54070248
In every single culture in its dying days there has been an surge of transgenders. A sign that a culture has lost its way and identity
just got back from putting my son to sleep
disgusting edition
kyara
https://youtu.be/H9K8GzAcV5g?t=12 maisie
>>54070284
A sign that there's nothing else left to complain about, you mean?
scared about my future
>>54070257
35241
Good edition
posting anything at the beginning of threads other than shitty gimmicks is utterly pointless. *scoffs*
need some good songs for walking around the city at night lads
We're not going to leave the EU are we lads.
Nothing ever changes. There's no happening. Plebs will always vote status quo.
Why bother.
>>54070340
idiot needs a haircut
Who is Mark Davies
>>54070316
just wing it man
wishing i wasn't so ugly
young thug
Went for a bike ride to nearest small town lads. Popped into the shop to get some stuff, bloke on the till called me boss, dunno why, wasn't a paki btw. Also saw a black man which is a bit weird round here.
Said hello to many people as I passed them, one was a qt jogger, and she held open a gate for me and laughed and I thanked her. Also a milf smiled at me and said hi, and I saw her again on the way back and she said hello again. Didn't get my willy sucked though.
Please like and subscribe.
Got spots around my mouth and now I can't open it wide enough to eat. Fuck sake lads. Need to get on drugs for this shit again.
>>54070377
Famous Tuba player
Slashing my ugly face with a blade as i'm writing this
>>54070392
NIGGA GOT LEGS LIKE AN ANOREXIC GIRL LMAOOOO
doing a poo
Reminder that Jeremy Corbyn is AGAINST the EU, but he is forced to vote for the EU otherwise he would cause Labour to tear apart forever
Not played golf in nearly 4 months
Can't take much longer
>>54070408
liked
>>54070248
Who /bannedfromBritfa.gs/ here?
It's almost like a badge of honour at this point.
>>54070316
Best foot forward, chin up, stiff upper lip and do not fire until the Sergeant gives the order. Reload and continue until otherwise instructed.
>>54070411
>>54070419
Top notch posts
gf is sitting on my knee and we are posting on brit together ahha, love her so much
>using prostitutes for "practice" sex
Getting experienced with nasty sex workers isn't something your future real human relationship would want. You get experience when you have emotions involved. What kind of baseless immoral logic goes on in some people's heads? This kind. Idiocy. Lack of concern for personal safety, and the kind of person who treats other humans like usable trash. Don't support an industry like this, a one founded on control, human trafficking, broken homes, broken lives, drugs, alcohol, dysfunction and rampant and secret spread of disease. Your "logic" supports all kinds of arguments, but it doesn't make you a person any quality relationship would like to know as a person.
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
Pouring lighter fluid all over my ugly face and will have lit it by the time this posts
im a fat cunt
THEY DON'T WANT US TO EAT
SO WE EAT NANDOS
anime
>>54070370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5kRrLmGJho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htp4JtKLneM
Kyary
>>54070327
>3
Good lad
>US election takes place in NOVEMBER
are you yank faggots (or yaggots) going to keep piping on about it for the next 10 months?
>>54070532
dude...
>>54070196
>>54070274
Hope you're both laughing with me and not at me. Somebody's got to live my life.
Why do people often mock illuminati believers yet fail to prove them wrong?
>Getting experienced with nasty sex workers isn't something your future real human relationship would want. You get experience when you have emotions involved. What kind of baseless immoral logic goes on in some people's heads? This kind. Idiocy. Lack of concern for personal safety, and the kind of person who treats other humans like usable trash. Don't support an industry like this, a one founded on control, human trafficking, broken homes, broken lives, drugs, alcohol, dysfunction and rampant and secret spread of disease. Your "logic" supports all kinds of arguments, but it doesn't make you a person any quality relationship would like to know as a person
>>54070531
>yank saying cunt
Sounds fucking awful
>>54070556
Looks like a goblin within makeup
>>54070552
you have anything less memey in stock
>>54070327
they all look the same?
>>54070370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvnZ9AyY1A
might watch Oreimo
I know it sounds bitter but I genuinely hate how easy women have it yet unironically complain about institutional sexism constantly.
>>54070327
>>54070556
https://www.instagram.com/p/_1Vnvav1j-/?taken-by=g.mi
A lot of people here are saying you shouldn't be patriotic because your birth is an accident but you could say you're country being in it's shape is because of thousands of years of achievement of your ancestors.
genuinely dont know why my farts are so smelly
>my business woo suffer if Britain leaves the EU
>>54070591
>yank (attempts) saying twat
laffin
>>54070591
i think they're trying to mimic the aussies
>>54070620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhgO-dbvEZU
>>54070572
Visiting chapel perilous tonight
>>54070367
>tfw someone steals your image
>>54070370
G O A T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK5amNOmiBI
(that entire album desu)
>>54070686
whois this
Have clamped jumper cables from my ugly face to the plug socket wires and will have clipped the last one on by the time you read this
>>54070372
worth a punt tho innit
>>54070686
alri austin haha
>>54070705
did you not read the filename?
as i was walking down paradise street
to me way hey blow the man down
a fat old policeman i chanced for to meet
oh give me some time to blow the man down
>>54070370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBuhEHVB8L8
You will not stop laughing as you look around you.
>>54070686
Fuck off
>>54070686
>>54070686
*bans you from posting my face*
>>54070710
No don't do it lad ;_;
Anybody have the original picture of the girl in the background please lads, I've seen it before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg2DcasF2Y4
>>54070686
Who is that?
>you will never walk through the streets of New York in the light rain, with your expensive jacket on, listening to music on your fresh new metal iPhone
fucking punters the lot of you
>>54070710
friendly reminder that you only live once
Give me literally one reason why I should vote to leave he EU. There is none
>>54070755
Played that at my wedding for the first dance, was a wonderful moment.
>>54070370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXwm6MpxZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpBfejmDxyg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj1wqLG6BGs
hate my ugly face i'm chewing a pack of razorblades as we speak
>>54070789
I have it but my porn folder is fucking gigantic so cba lad sorry
i think it might be a drindl photo
Decent phone camera tbf
>>54070734
1142 is not a person's name
his name is austin btw
dunno how he became famous
must have been doxxed while i was at work
>>54070804
spent more than a month of my life in manhattan desu
>>54070813
we can have our own immigration policy and negotiate trade deals unilaterally
>>54070834
You romantic bastard, melting all the girls hearts.
>>54070809
>it's a Yank posts a word that he isn't sure what it means but he's heard it before and was reminded of it because someone posted the word 'punt' earlier in the thread edition
>>54070850
That won't help, it'll just make your face worse
>>54070813
Immigration control.
>a tranny punk band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbxsJ7BFNb0
haha this is actually pretty good
>ywn walk alone
>>54070804
the most you need to do that is like 400-500 squid
>>54070804
Did that a few times in the past year on my One Plus One thought Tbf, lived in brooklyn.
>>54070871
that's fucking shit
>>54070813
the EU wants to completely erode our national sovereignty and create a Union of European Socialist Republics
>>54070894
>>54070921
I want good reasons not racist drivel
>>54070887
What's it like? Looks claustrophobic and awful.
t. Country person
follow your dreams lads
follow
your
dreams
who /Alan B'stard/ here
>>54070871
12979200 pixels and all of them are shit
>>54070957
and the problem with this is??? :/
>>54070686
willing to bet my chair is more comfortable than all of yours
>>54070809
>>54070903
>>54070954
>>54070887
how , why
really hate commercials for charities
bunch of heebs trying to get at me wallet
>>54070939
Shouldn't have sent all those death threats on twitter m25.
>>54070959
>negotiate trade deals unilaterally
>the people that non stop talk about the economic benefits of immigration are the same people that complain about evil capitalism and evil corporations
OOOFFFFFFF DOES ANYONE ELSE SMELL A MAHOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSIIIIIVEE POLL? OOOOFFTT
http://strawpoll.me/6628086
http://strawpoll.me/6628086
http://strawpoll.me/6628086
SMELLY BUT IMPORTANT POLL
http://strawpoll.me/6628086
http://strawpoll.me/6628086
http://strawpoll.me/6628086
VOTE OR BOWIE DIES
http://strawpoll.me/6628086
http://strawpoll.me/6628086
http://strawpoll.me/6628086
MUST VOTE OR FACE EVICTION TO LONDONSTAN
http://strawpoll.me/6628086
>>54070809
yeah what of it? love going down to the TAB haha :)
what should i have for dinner lads?
I just want to hike
>>54070903
very good post
post of the thread, no, post of the day.
>>54071002
I'm not a brit, did a one year visa (from Oct 2014 to sep 2015) though and got a job in my field. Best year ever.
now then now then now then now then
>>54071012
actually many of those people are moderates
>>54070963
Awesome, chaotic, bustling, exciting, diverse. Everything on a grand scale. Every day is different. People are much more friendly than you expect in a big city.
Nowhere as claustrophobic as Hong Kong btw. That place is hellish.
>>54071000
Willing to bet mine supports my statuesque form better.
someone explain the 1142 memery to me
>>54071034
looked at poll, didn't vote
if you support the working man then you must be anti immigration
how do leftists reconcile this?
>>54071125
oi your bike mate you have a meme chair
How do I achieve this look?
>you will never travel through America with a few good mates
Who /bannedfromthechippy/?
I just want some chips, lads.
>>54071034
>no Rainbow
IF MOY VANS OFF THA ROAD OIM NOT WORKIN
wish i had a gf who looked almost like keira knightley but not quite
>>54071161
haha -how- did you manage that, mate?
>>54071161
Why
>>54071155
Did that too haha, 3 states in the West and 2 on the east.
>>54071161
how did that happen?
Sorry, forgot to add "/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao" to my last post.
>>54071155
>sitting in a car for fucking hours
>fun
Now cycling across America, that'd be amazing.
>tfw been wearing the same onesie and dressing gown for a week
>tfw whenever I go to the shops or pick up weed I just put sweatpants and a coat on over my dressing gown and onesie
haha life's good as a lazy NEET
can't decide if I want to get drunk tonight or not
I don't really enjoy it but the alternative is even more mind numbingly boring
Wish I had friends lol
*wipes away a tear as solitary as myself*
ah.
>tfw American fiancée
>Want to move to America
>Only a retail skilled pleb and could never afford to live out there
What's the slowest and most painful way to kill yourself?
>>54071194
>>54071206
The fruit machine is a cheating cunt.
>>54071183
you should watch begin again and laggies
nice gf versions of keira
>>54071080
>I'm not a brit
off you trot I suppose then
Who /neet/ here?
>>54071206
I assume by chippy he means kebab shop, and he was banned for going there at the end of a student night out and drunkenly shouting allahu ackbar at the staff or something. Either that or same scenario & getting in a brawl
>>54071155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Y1MalRrDc
>you will never meet an american qt and go on a road trip and then kill each other
>>54071108
>>54071155
What did you think of the US in general? The scenery looks incredible, but the towns and shit and the people seem really bizarre.
>>54071250
Rorke
>>54071229
its cheaper to live there dummy
>>54071080
fuck off paki
>>54071221
>sweatpants
Fuck off yank
>>54071254
DOLE SCROUNGERS BLOOMIN WELL OUT
>>54071299
Not if you're unskilled
>>54071312
Joggers then sorry fuckinel
>>54071263
Its a mixed bag lad
After watching adventure films like Into The Wild/Wild, you just fucking desperately want to go there
>>54071322
no. it still is
everything cheaper. you pay less tax
>>54071258
Why would you assume I meant kebab shop? My local kebab shop is foul, avoid it like the plague and their chips are shit.
Does anyone even eat kebab shop chips? Savages!
>>54071299
Not if his fiancé lives in LA or NY or some shit
>>54071337
>The Wild is a 2006 American computer animated adventure family comedy film directed by animator Steve "Spaz" Williams
>>54071217
good lass
had it bloody high heavens with these
BLOODY
B(W)ANKERS
AND
THEIR
BONSUSES
*slams fist on desk, looks out to window*
>>54071155
that pic could easily be england you pleb
>>54071337
Fantasy rarely lives up to reality
Grass is greener etc
To all the girls i've loved before
>>54071368
She lives in California but would be willing to move. Thinking Austin, TX. But like I said, I only have retail work experience
>>54071383
I said Into The Wild & Wild you fucking cretin
Can you read or are you just a paki
haha lads should my computer be doing all this stuff
>>54071299
>break leg
>have to mortgage house
>>54070372
http://lordashcroftpolls.com/2015/12/leave-to-remain-public-opinion-and-the-eu-referendum/
> we asked people to place themselves on a scale between zero, meaning they would definitely vote for the UK to remain in the EU, to 100, meaning they would definitely vote to leave. Just under four in ten (38 per cent) put themselves between zero and 49, showing they were inclined to remain, and nearly half (47 per cent) gave themselves a score between 51 and 100; 14 per cent placed themselves at 50, meaning they were completely undecided.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_United_Kingdom_European_Union_membership_referendum
>Whilst 2015 was rather remain dominated the four most recent polls are spilt 50-50 and are incredibly close, however the one which states that it includes northern Ireland (which we can take to mean the others don't) puts leave ahead
Its not other chum; the momentum is in our favor, the longer the campaigns go on and the more people hear the arguments the further the polls swing in our favor. I can pull up more polls if you need more convincing. Never give up chum
>Whilst we have Nigel nothing is impossible
>>54071219
no it wouldn't, you'd get tired
t. once cycled from brisbane to sydney
>>54070869
Post it please lad
Otherwise you're a paki
>>54071254
me :) how old r u fellow /neet/?
>>54071368
how does a unskilled retail scrub get a LANY fiancee
>you will witness people land on another planet in your lifetime
Feels great
>>54071419
>Spotify.exe
>Steam.exe
no, it should not be running these processes.
>>54071423
>not making plans for Nigel
>>54071423
you realise Nigel and UKIP are being completely sidelined for the vote leave campaign?
they're toxic and the out campaign knows this
>>54071446
22
On disability
800 a fortnight
>>54071449
By lying on the Internet
>>54071400
that was a good post
*signals the bar keep to send you a round, from me*
*i learn back on my stool as i raise my glass to you*
salu-WOOOAHHH WOOOOAHHH
ARRRGGHHHH
WOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHH
WOOWWWW
ARRRRGGHHH
EEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*falls down*
~DOINK!~
>>54071419
no lad I only have 7 processes running and i am using 0.000000000000000004% of my CPU
haha lads
Imagine how perfect England would be without coloured immigration.
Feel a bit embarrassed what I'm in public sometimes and don't have a gf
>ywn watch the ground invasion of Syria & Iraq
>ywn see Kurdish independence
>>54071492
nice dude, I'm 18 (19 in 3 months) and not on the dole.
do you actually have a disability?
>>54071254
i'm a writer, fuck you
>>54071419
Going to run out of greentext going through all that lad. Sort it out.
>>54071511
*looks at camera*
"that's our Bruce!"
*audience laughs, freezeframe, credits roll*
>>54071558
Imagine how wonderful your life could be if you weren't so obsessed with pakis
>>54071552
>implying anyone listens to the Its <current year> man
>>54071458
>you will live long enough to see humans colonise Mars
>you will live long enough to see humans mine asteroids from the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter
>you will live long enough to see many natural resources become obsolete
>you will live long enough to witness the beginning of the United Human Galactic Empire
feels great man
>>54071577
Cystic fibrosis
>>54071577
>I'm 18
children out
>>54071625
I look forward to the day
>>54071511
*rushes over to you with a goon bag*
OI FUCKN LAYBACK CUNT
*pours the goon*
DONT MISS A DROP MATE
>>54071552
this flipped comb over triggers me a lot.
>>54071571
we probably will actually
@54071611
paki
>>54071625
do you think there will be paki refugees hiding on spaceships to mars?
>>54071571
did you watch the coverage when both gulf wars started? pretty good viewing but it would probably just look the same as that desu.
>>54071419
>fm.exe
yeah it shouldn't be doing that if you want a life
>>54071625
i'm putting my money on some sort of catastrophic disaster, probably a pandemic, putting a hold on that for at least another 100 years
Thinking about immolating myself in the reception of my local job centre.
Good idea?
Only thing I'd miss desu
>>54071423
But this is all non-committal, the referendum is an arbitrary point in the future
When it gets near it all feels more real and people panic and just vote status quo, and the stay propaganda will roll out in full force.
>>54071490
>you realise Nigel and UKIP are being completely sidelined for the vote leave campaign?
Good. We need moderates on side to win, Nigel heading it will be a disaster, and I'm sure he's been told this by advisers and others because he's staying away from the main leave campaign and staying with a more fringe one.
If Nigel heads leave, it will be lost from day 1 and painted as an "all Brexit voters are UKIP voting little Englanders".
>>54071511
>>54071649
this is my fave gimmick in /brit/ apart from "/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao!"
>>54071695
Almost certainly
>space pakis
Scary
>Many Iraqis abandon Finnish asylum process to return home
haha classic
>m-muh war
cunts the lot of them
>he voted for thatcher
>>54071744
would rather just stay on earth and die than share mars with pakis desu
wish I could take cool photos
wonder if these photos are good straight away or just go through a ton of photoshop
In 1997, my dad bought a 5 bedroom detached house, big garden, detached 2 door garage, in a upper middle class area for £125k
These days £125k will get you a small terraced house.
>tfw the housing bubble will NEVER burst because boomers need to keep their pensions funded
>tfw our generation needs two people working full time jobs to have a combined salary enough to get a mortgage for a tiny terraced house
>tfw it will only get worse as the prices rise
What if the mudslimes win lads
>>54071767
i wasn't born yet when thatcher was PM
also, i'm not british
>>54071747
happens here as well they're literally leaving to either go home or back to germany because they're not getting enough here
>>54071626
sounds pretty meme, living the good life my man!
>>54071640
"no"
>>54071809
almost certainly go through some photoshop
>>54071732
Fuck off same fag, no one finds your cringe posting funny.
in the villa of ormen
in the villa of ormen
stands a solitary candle
aaahhhh ahhhhhhh
ahhhhh ahhhhhhhh
in the centre of it all
in the centre of it all
your eyes
anyone watched Transsiberian (2008)?
proper comfy film that
>>54071809
>ton
fuck off yank
>>54071824
>if
when
>>54071810
What is inflation
>try and watch "The Jihadist Next Door" on YouTube
>This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
hmmm
>>54071777
The way things are going, there'll probably be some kind of "minority quota" for the Mars missions so they don't have to deal with #MarsSoWhite
Reading a book, lads
>>54071649
*squeezes your hand as i look at you in the eye*
i want to go home, mate.
*the audiences laughter becomes a deafening roar*
i want to go home
>>54071810
Don't worry the government will keep flooding the country with people so the bubble never bursts, fucking hate boomers desu.
the passcode to my phone is 4444
no one will ever figured that out
>>54071810
My grandad bought his house in the 60s for £650
>>54071828
incredible
and people still try and claim many of them aren't economic migrants
oldcunts OUT 18 to 24 master race only
>>54071876
Wouldn't mind if wages went up with them. But the house prices will only increase while wages stay stagnant/reduce.
>>54071837
>>54071902
*blows on the empty goon bag*
*lays the goon pillow on the floor*
*lays your restless head on the goon pillow*
you're already home mate
>>54071926
fuck off squirt
t. 28 year old
>>54071916
Mines 9513 desu
>>54071907
tights
>>54071810
>How'd you want your housing market pham?
>JUST
http://www.economist.com/blogs/dailychart/2011/11/global-house-prices
>>54071930
>while wages stay stagnant/reduce.
we're currently experiencing some of the fastest wage growth
might watch a Werner Herzog doc tonight lads
which one would you recommend
>>54071810
have you tried not living in london?
>>54071916
my pin number is 2904
>>54071907
shoes
>>54071955
F O Y
O
G
You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect liked you but you were too oblivious to act on it
>>54071926
Can't believe there's anyone older than that here desu.
>>54071890
good lad
