Del Naja edition
not using the anime paki thread
me oh my esss mario
thas a spicay meataballa
Don't want to get up
>you get rich by spending money on expensive, depreciating consumer electronics
Thanks for business advice pham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrXAHZXihPY
almost lads
so close
>In the fight between Britain first and Paki extremists I prefer paki extremists
Rasheed
yeah fuck the anime one
>>54065403
stunning, just stunning.
Who /uni/ here?
Which one are you at?
>>54065463
you'd be a literal billionaire had you bought an early apple machine but i just meant the first bit of your post
got this weird red mark on my chest
i scratched it away then it literally grew back, it looks like dry blood but it's been there for months what the hell
right lads, mummy says she isn't cutting my hair anymore so now I have to go and get my hair cut in a hair cut place for the first time in my life
what do I ask for and what do I do? I'm scared and confused. I just want a nice normal haircut that's cool but also don't want to look like one of those ladwanker cheeky nandos bible twat dickheads with their haircuts
help
NEED a poo
>think girl is average-looking at best and can be pretty ugly at times
>start to fall for her personality and such
>start to think she's actually kinda cute and not as ugly as I first thought
>realize that's probably only because I now fancy her
>drama happens; we now hate and try to avoid eachother
>yet I still think she looks cute
Explain this to me lads
halo
what's the obsession with wanting fannys as tight as possible
i've had a girl be too tight and it was painful, i couldn't get it in. how is this better
reminder that islam is a death cult and anyone who adheres to it wants you dead. there are no moderate muslims, it's not possible.
>>54065509
uni of life, studying machine operation
>>54065509
>paying for knowledge instead of using google
literally why lmao
>>54065509
University of Kent
Queue tea par too tee
>>54065537
Sadcase
>>54065532
>realize
fuck off yank
what's for sunday roast today?
>Why indeed my fellow gentleman, I am indeed a proud frequenter of the esteemed institutions of further education known as "unis"
>>54065557
Really? Me too. Where you at?
>>54065546
how thick is your dick?
>>54065559
That's fucking disgusting
where is my sick bucket
>Girl messages me asking a question
>Message her back
>No reply
Why
https://twitter.com/rosyrutherford/status/690267591873531904
>>54065530
help
>>54065599
dunno 2bh
>>54065597
Downs Road.
K-Y-A-R-Y
https://youtu.be/-q39sQfheBY
>>54065561
true
>>54065559
helo
>>54065625
help
>>54065615
If you answered her question what else could she reply other than a thank you?
https://twitter.com/macysorrelle/status/656345471233884160
Why do you drink milk lads?
>>54065642
>shit music
>ugly woman
Don't understand
i've been here since /brit/'s inception and i've never made a new thread ;)
Alri lads. Recruiter here. Gonna give you some tops on passing an interview.
These tips only apply to low pay jobs you may want as a first job or while you're waiting for uni or something like retail or call centre.
-Speak up, cause if I miss something you say I'm not asking you to say it again. I have 10 more of these to do today
-It's better to be passionate and expressive and mix your words up / not use the right words. Than not passionate and not expressive because you're worried about sounding stupid
-The meme has basis in truth, I don't want to hear about your fucking university course it's not as interesting as you think it is.
t. literally just employed a lad that gave all his answer examples of managing his dads kebab shop and use terms like "yo mate" and "This blokes pissed" over some posh girl taking a gap year from studying microbiology because the lad was passionate and the girl was boring.
>>54065557
>>54065597
Wahey, not at uni but i'm in Kent. Are you two cute?
>>54065652
good post
>>54065659
good post
>>54065665
good post
>>54065671
bad post
help
>>54065678
pls gib job
>>54065640
Nice. Second/third year? What do you study?
>>54065687
No, not at all.
>>54065671
I asked a question back in return, it went like this
>I'm going to a house party tonight. what you doing?
>I was asleep when you sent that haha. How was the house party?
Read but no response
gonna see if dads got any benzos
Who /hahaha/ here
Hahaha
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V4icjKhQ3G
sara BTFO by anime
>you will never have a yandere gf
Guess I'll just have to make my gf yandere
>>54065673
I don't 2bh
Have it in cereal (infrequently) and the odd Flat White
Would like to see Cochrane reports for those claims though.
>>54065717
Third year and Pol and IR.
>>54065687
I'm a guy so no.
>>54065678
you probably also hired the lad over the chick since he's likely gonna be there for more than a year, right?
(´;ω;｀)
morning whores
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vzqWEMgGgJ
anime is for nonce freaks
imagine how devastating having a gay son must be.
>>54065754
Nice. I'm a second year Pol IR.
>>54065735
glad my gimmick's taken off 2bh
>>54065735
hate fake laughs
>>54065771
foy
>>54065769
i have the guy who did this on skype
>>54065766
Hello Dai-Nippon.
>>54065776
Did I speak to you here before? If not there is another Pol and IR student from this Uni who posts on /brit/.
>>54065723
She obviously sent the message when she wanted to chat but seeming as you didn't reply until the next morning when she is no longer in the mood/available to have a chat she didn't reply.
No big deal.
>>54065805
ahhh yes, very impressive
i can smell them
>>54065678
Were you a cunt at school? Literally everyone I know who was a cunt at school has become a recruiter
think iv been shadow banned
>>54065814
I haven't posted on /brit/ for ages. There's another second year PolIR guy who posts on /b/ though. Maybe the same guy.
>>54065805
Is he really that autistic?
>my my this modern art doesn't really cut the mustard does it? I myself can only see merit in the traditional forms of painting and sculpture. If a work of art doesn't portray a traditional subject in a figurative manner then don't waste my precious time with it!
care more about my football manager life than my real life haha
>>54065673
Almond milk is pretty nice desu
>>54065815
>seeming as
it's actually "seeing as"
"seeming as" doesn't make sense in that context
>>54065874
who you managing
>tfw my colds last for about 4-5 months
why is my immune system so shit
>>54065873
fantastic post
>>54065837
a bit but not really
he's actually really smart
his mum went mental though, if you listen closely at the end you can hear in the background coming over
>>54065815
Maybe I'm autistic or some shit but it really grinds my gears when someone reads my message but doesn't reply. Maybe because I always reply no matter what.
CHEWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWdVrQzOjVw
>>54065919
Yeah his mum is the funniest part about it.
How old is he?
Heading out to buy some bitcoins from a bitcoin ATM.
Wish me luck lads.
Hope normies don't see my using it and ask me what bitcoins are
>19°C
I can't remember it ever being so cold here, really nice outside.
>>54065912
do you spend too much time indoors?
>>54065909
keep getting sacked because i'm shit but i'm on a serie B team now aha
what are bitcoins?
>>54065970
25~ i think
havent spoke to him in ages
he uploaded it to youtube and spammed it everywhere that's why its so popular
he's quite proud of it
im off out
LATERS LADS
>>54065936
It really annoys me when people reply to everything desu and it is very autistic. Sometimes a conversation can just peter out and it's fine.
>>54065912
>tfw I never get colds
Superior genes IMO
They got married early never had much money
Then when he got laid off they really hit the skids
He started up his drinking, then they started fighting
He took it pretty badly, she took both the kids
She said "I'm not standing by, to watch you slowly die, so watch me walking, out the door"
She said "Shove it, Jack, I'm walking out the fucking door"
>>54065997
coins that you can buy on the cheap because someones bitten them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ho3Bcl9fI
Lefties and conservatives act like they're hardcore enemies but ask them about capitalism and they're like peas in a pod.
Effay as fuck desu
>>54065673
>why yes, I do live my life according the anecdotal experiences of authors who publish stories which may be fabricated solely to make money
>>54065994
Just spend a year as Zenit, win, and unlock the unsackable perk
>>54066038
>Sometimes a conversation can just peter out and it's fine
Guess I do have the autism then because I always expect conversations to keep going forever
Anthony? more like anfunny
>>54066078
Anything is 'effay as fuck' if you're good looking
If you're good looking then that will look trendy and cool on you
If you're ugly then you're just a chav wearing shit sportsdirect clothes
deadlift day
>>54066116
2bf I am attractive. Still a sperg and emotionally immature though. haha
>deadlift day
imagine Nato and Soviet Warsaw pact had of went to war against eachother wewwwwwwwwww lads
>>54066078
how much do things like that cost?
i need a zipless hoody and thats ok i guess
making an arrangement
>>54066184
>had of
*patrols thread*
*detects no yank flags*
*smiles, looks at the "No Yanks" sign*
*goes back to reading the Guardian*
>>54066116
what are you if someone people call you good looking and others call you ugly?
remember when she was GOAT and not a short haired dyke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amf3qpWCqb8
>>54066187
£160 mate
>>54066208
post pic?
Probably your family trying to be nice
>Good grief, it seems we are beset with archaic troglodytes who foolishly believe that only traditional forms of European oil paintings are worthy of artistic merit. They are evidently far too intellectually inferior to be able to appreciate the pure genius and abstract innovation that is bountiful in modern progressive art. It is their loss, they can sit gawping pitifully at silly and meaningless paintings of lakes and mountains by dead White men, whilst we revolutionaries excel to realms of euphoria through the works of new-age abstract artists.
>>54065814
HELLO( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
Hey lads, just saw this stunning piece of modern art. Don't you get the joke?
>>54066187
No idea, can't be more than £20 desu
Pic rel was £240 new lel.
>>54066238
It's not just from my family tho
>>54066230
>£160 for a fucking swoosh
'Female' is the ultimate overrated meme gender, prove me wrong
>>54066243
( ･ิω･ิ)
Good morning wogs
How are we all today?
YOU'RE THE VOICE TRY AND UNDERSTAND IT
All jokes aside the modern art section of the Met in NYC is the best collection of art I've seen IRL
We'll scrape her and we'll scrub her
With holystone and sand,
And we think of them cold nor'westers
On the Banks of Newfoundland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNI07egoefc
>>54066187
like £15 from sports direct, every 14 year old has one
>>54066078
literally looks primark stuff
>I play the pipe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOLBn8GKBlA
>>54065994
alri van laal
>>54066326
I remember reading this story on the paper: A janitor working at an Art Museum was cleaning the place and he noticed an ashtray and a couple of half-filled cups of coffee, so he did his job and threw everything to the garbage. Turns out that was "art" (I think the artist is called Horst) and it was supposed to represent an artist's studio......
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just bought a train tick-et
>All jokes aside the modern art section of the Met in NYC is the best collection of art I've seen IRL
>>54066326
>PragerU
Didn't watch
Hey lads, just seen this stunning piece in the modern art section of the Met in NYC.
>>54066274
This. When you get past base primitive sexuality into intellectually informed sexuality you tend not to find females attractive any longer.
Their vaginas stink. They have patriarchal hangups. They're smaller and weaker and less beautiful creatures than males. Truly plebeian to find them dateable.
>>54066370
Where are you going lad?
>>54066267
do you ask people if you're good looking?
>>54066416
scunthorpe
>When you get past base primitive sexuality into intellectually informed sexuality you tend not to find females attractive any longer.
>Their vaginas stink. They have patriarchal hangups. They're smaller and weaker and less beautiful creatures than males. Truly plebeian to find them dateable
i think people take modern art too seriously desu
if you stop trying to extract meaning and just look at the colours or something i find it a lot more enjoyable
starting using Colgate™ mouthwash and my morning breath is much better
more modern art for you lads
I think it really encapsulates the inner essence and beauty of our society and world around us
another £250,000 please
I don't like yanks
No, I don't like 'em, Frank-Le-Blanc
Would you like them here or there?
I wouldn't like them anywhere
'Cause I do not like them, Frank-Le-Blanc
No, I don't like yanks
Would you like them in a general? Would you like them in a /brit/ general?
Maybe you can't hear, you got something in your ear?
No
I'm going to make this perfectly clear
I would not like them in a general, I would not like them with in a /brit/ general
I would not like them here or there, I wouldn't like them anywhere
>>54066403
cool meme, anon
>>54066392
>Aesthetically pleasing
>pretty much able to apply your own meaning to it (or not at all)
Don't see the issue.
>This. When you get past base primitive sexuality into intellectually informed sexuality you tend not to find females attractive any longer.
>Their vaginas stink. They have patriarchal hangups. They're smaller and weaker and less beautiful creatures than males. Truly plebeian to find them dateable.
NEED to get out of bed
>>54066403
bender
>>54066392
Autism Spectrum Disorder: The Post
>>54066326
>quality is objectively traceable
>>54066427
No, i just get told indirectly by other friends or directly when drunk
/britfeel/ is more normie than /brit/ it's bizarre
>>54066416
lon-don
>>54066392
what a waste of space
>tfw stoned as fuck
>tfw binge watching k-on in bed
DUDE COMFY LMAO
>>54066438
Why are you going there?
>>54066514
my condolences
WOOOOAHHHHH
HE'S A WORKING CLASS MAN
>>54066523
Good lad
if you're ugly, your life is literally at a dead-end
you are a 3rd class human
t. ugly
>>54066507
This is a normie general desu, lad.
Lads since we're the biggest general on 4chan and the most influential how come there's barely any JFs in these threads?
>>54066230
Here lad heres a song from ulsterscot blokes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut4bdrWQKFs
Probably heard it lel
>>54066475
Reeeeeeeeeee. See >>54066326
>>54066392
Actually been in that room and it IS good in real life
>>54066500
You have some pretty autistic friends if they randomly go up to you and tell you you're fuggo
>>54066523
D U D E
U
D
E
>>54066514
Glad you decided to man up and come to Babymetal
>>54066532
FUCK OFF NSA
FUCK OFF YANK
>>54066104
right but then you have to get back from Barcelona, doubling the price. I've been there twice on like £45 return tickets
my travelcard into london from chelmsford, and back, cost me £14.55
>>54066562
Feel free to explain why
>>54066566
I've had lads say my hair looks nice and shit drunk but not that.
Must just be a UK thing like that article about how 88 percent of the lads here have kissed another lad
>>54066552
I know this feel all too well
picking my nose
>>54066559
eric bogle does the best green fields of france, has a bit in it from the german perspective also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUzQ6Am-bbc
>>54066571
lmao
no
'no'
Give me one good reason I shouldn't move to Edinburgh next year.
need to get going lads, neeeeeeeed to get started
>>54066629
>Start to not hate normies
>See a post like this
>Hatred is renewed
>>54066631
hope you go for a nice one lad hahahaha
>>54066674
Scottish people
>>54066674
>>54066674
it's boring
>>54066454
>>54066392
Fucking hell why can't they go back to making shit like pic related? I do not give a shite about deeper meaning if you're picture is so shite that it takes ten minutes of looking at the wall to figure it out it's not fucking art.
Ironically there's more meaning behind this pic than that.
You nerds are bound to know
What's the best anime tracker?
The banter chip inside their head
Gets switched off.
And nobody's going to go to the firing range today.
They're stuck in their mobility scooter at home.
And nobody understands them,
They always said that they were as good as gold.
And we can see no reasons
Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
Tell me why?
I don't like Yanks.
Tell me why?
I don't like Yanks.
Tell me why?
I don't like Yanks.
picking my bum
flicking a booger
https://youtu.be/3ytN8LBkumM?t=4m44s
>>54066713
literally crying about my lack of gf
killing myself
>>54066552
>>54066630
Representin'
>>54066566
Doesn't really phase me because I know i'm not the best looking around but I find it weird too. When I was in halls, the flat opposite which was full of girls gave me the nickname hot anon and I thought they were being sarcastic.
>>54066755
thank you based poster
>>54066721
>>54066699
What's a non-boring British city that isn't London?
>>54066789
Seeing as you haven't posted a pic I think it's safe to say that they are
>>54066817
>non-boring British city that isn't London?
Doesn't exist
>>54066614
You can't put it into words really, the ambience of the space evokes a deep powerful resonance within you, the english language can't do justice to it.
I am legit ugly, so shut the fuck up normies.
The only compliments I have ever received about my appearance are as follows:
>you have nice teeth
>you have weird (in a good way, apparently) eyes
>you're """cute"""
That's it. That's literally it.
My mates say I'm ugly to my face as well.
>>54066817
Manchester
>>54066674
Need to fly to London for decent night-life.
>>54066813
please get b& again
>>54066660
Yee think you've linked me this top shout
>>54066854
>>54066873
>London for decent night-life.
>>54066708
That's been done 10 million times already and it's boring
Guarantee that all these 'modern art is shit' people are social grade C1 or lower
>>54066857
The only compliment I get is that I have nice eyes but that's probably because I live somewhere where everyone has brown eyes
apart from that, my mates also say that I'm ugly to my face as well
>having a wank
>getting close
>suddenly recall that one time I rejected a qt girl because of my autism
>other memories start appearing
>slow down and then just halt
God damn it lads why does this happen
>>54066857
There's things you can do 2bh, not saying you will be a model, but will bump you up a few notches.
>skin-care on your face
>good hair-cut
>get /fit/
>get /fa/
>>54066859
manchester is shit
>t. lived here 25 years
moving to France lads, wish me luck
I hope to find a French qt
>modern art
Literally for scum and retards with an IQ below 7
>>54066891
>One of, if not the single best clubbing scene in the world
>>54066840
I'm not plastering my face onto 4chan, but yeah I agree with you.
>>54066857
>>54066910
I've had the nice eyes comment too, apart from that I've had
>well proportioned body
>nice bum
That's it
>>54066806
Chart is slightly inaccurate. Animebytes has an open application (and is better than bakabt).
Canterbury is the objectively superior city.
>>54066920
at least you didn't think of any family members, those are the only thoughts that can ruin my fap
>andy warhol was a talentless hack. how can a can of soup be artwork? that is subversive jewish propaganda designed to denigrate and undermine classical western art movements that actually require technical ability and vision.
>literally only £20 more return to fly to London from Manchester, instead of taking the train
>>54066817
Cardiff, Bristol, Edinburgh
>>54066897
>Changing your """"taste"""" in things so you can pretend to be interested in them
wew lad. Literally Macbook tier level of reasoning
>>54066694
http://www.roughguides.com/gallery/the-friendliest-countries-in-the-world-as-chosen-by-you/#/2
:^)
>>54066873
Had a good chuckle at this post.
>>54066896
No it hasn't show me.
And if it has. Art is about achieving the utmost perfection and improving upon the last generation so an aspiring artist for example would gain his skills from painting something similar as it's his inspiration but improve massively and make a whole better creation than his inspiration. This is how humanity works.
http://strawpoll.me/6627302
http://strawpoll.me/6627302
>>54066857
I have literally never gotten a single positive comment about my appearance from anyone
I'm beyond ugly I'm downright abominable
>>54067016
it only takes 2 hours on the train though
all the pissing about in airports it would probably take like 4 hours
>this thread
We're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore
We've got the right to tell em to fuck off and
There ain't no way we'll lose it
This is our life, this is our creed
We'll fight the yanks
Don't come to our general 'cause
You don't know us, you don't belong
>>54067053
>not lamb
you're a bellend
>>54067022
>Cardiff
I'd give her some sofa yoga
>>54066817
Chester lad.
Depends though do you have autistic interests like history and culture? If so Chester, York, Berwick Upon Tweed
If you are just a normie then Leeds has a good rave scene.
>>54067016
yeah useful if you're connecting to a heathrow flight but if you want to get to central london it's an hour on the tube costing like £8
Any good websites for downloading high resolution art images?
Going to the offy lads, want anything?
Ok then lads. This might be the most autistic thing I've ever done, but I'm going to overlay this image of a golden face ratio over a picture of my face then track mathematically how different it is
>>54067084
>he's never been to cardiff when a six nation game is on
>>54067083
rasheed
>>54066983
haha, its good but no where near best m8. have you ever been on a night out there? its pretty standard (except costs triple).
>>54066857
>>54066910
>>54066988
Compliments I've received:
>
Just gonna assume it's because I've never had a female friend or gf... hope I'm not fuggo haha
>>54067084
Cardiff is a top city
How do I achieve femboi twink mode?
>>54067135
Fuck that's actually a really good idea.
I swear autists are some of the smartest people
>>54067053
Beef is a shit-tier meat. Chicken is superior.
>art has rules and an objectively, ultimate purpose
>this piece of "art" genuinely sold for £740,050
You cannot make this shit up
>>54067103
>she'll never put her qt toes in your mouth
No point even being alive
>if a piece of art does not figuratively depict a physical object or set of objects then my mind is incapable of appreciating it
>I have no appreciation of colour, light and form for their own sake
You people are literally celebrating and flaunting your ill educated and undeveloped brains
