Karen edition
>>54056054
fuck me if anime isn't the most degenerate thing out
halo
first the worst
>I follow politics
>>54056076
KAREN RULES
>Amalzd is single
The time is now
Add us up lads
http://steamcommunity.com/id/jogonyank/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01LSQNkVzM5
>>54056054
>>>/a/
thought you'd all fucked off apart from hampshite and the insecure pseudo yank
Speed is kicking in ladskis
Oi yank, here's some more deep house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CwG9lWpTDk
burn in hell
>>54056105
nah iirc we just added each other from a /brit/ thread then never actually played a game
>>54056120
>taking drugs on the Lord's day
It's going to be the fourth circle of hell for you matey.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uiAEJ3Y04h
>>54056131
Don't even game much anymore sadly or I'd organise another one
>>54056119
Hi.
>>54056134
I can't wait to meet my maker, with intellect as my blade I will eviscerate that wretched, malevolent old swine.
>>54056119
/brit/ Dark Souls fight club when
>>54056143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZkEhH6VEWk
>>54056134
HURR DURR MY LE BODY IS LE TEMPLE xDDDD
>>54056134
>He gives days to God
Rasheed tier.
>>54056156
>>54056160
>its all claymores
wow hella fun my dude
>>54056160
when you get your fucking life in order mate
>>54056166
Didn't say drugs were bad. The Lord said all plants are for our use.
I said taking drugs on His day is literally unforgiveable.
>>54056164
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c7RmsMnGOz
>the anime nonces are waking up now because this is the time they're normally at the school playground spying
time for bed lads
>>54056180
i use a bastard sword, me
not for any particular reason, i'm just a huge contrarian
>>54056174
Us christians will take this country back when Islam chimps out
>>54056195
god would have loved speed if he was still alive
dont kid yourself
>>54056180
Flamberge master race
>>54056208
good post
This poll is brought to you by the NHS 2bh desu lads
http://strawpoll.me/6625609
http://strawpoll.me/6625609
http://strawpoll.me/6625609
>>54056212
its cos youre a basterd hahaa
>>54056200
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xVzcIVtQQs
>>54056195
>I said taking drugs on His day is literally unforgiveable.
You don't even know your own religion mate, there is only one unforgivable sin in Christianity and it is blaspheming the holy ghost.
t. I actually listened in Sunday school
>>54056213
>St. George's Cross is literally on the flag
>and it is offensive hate speech
>>54056234
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pGOmaThXsm
>>54056212
>>54056216
WHAT RINGS U GOT BITCH
>>54056216
>>54056160
Stone greatsword 2bh
>>54056238
Didn't mean in that sense meant it's just completely degenerate to the highest tier.
>>54056215
Delete this heresy.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00flZ8cybEy
>>54056263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CsC2OTvduW
>>54056265
Ninja flip & miracle boost
>it's just completely degenerate
>tfw no scouse gf
>>54056277
If it is degenerate on Sunday wouldn't it be just as bad on any other day?
IMPORTANT CULTURAL POLL
http://strawpoll.me/6625623
http://strawpoll.me/6625623
>>54056107
>he didn't tell her he had a criminal record until they had to go pay his bail
>drinking beer in the shower
>>54056143
>>54056200
>>54056263
>hows the craic
>hows
Nah you ain't Irish senpai.
>>54056282
that was terrible
i apologize
>>54056288
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tQ4MOT0htA
>>54056318
>tfw instantly regret including a meme option in your strawpoll (incidently the most patrician form of media)
>>54056310
>succumbing to lust on a day that is holy
Boned chicken is the most fedora food ever.
>le look at me so classy and manly eating meat with bones in it
What happens if Hillary becomes your next president?
Didn't she suck someone off in the oval office?
>>54056322
whats wrong with contractions autist
bit sick of the pretending to be religious meme
>>54056350
>Thinking that you can do whatever you like during the week but have to behave on Sundays
You don't seem to have Christianity understood well lad.
>>54056321
who are these human memes? That guy is punching well above his weight desu.
>>54056354
>i'm a pleb runt that is insecure about my squeamishness with regards to boned meat
2bh cooking meat with the bone in gives a better flavour, but I prefer deboned chicken just due to the ease of eating it lel.
>>54056363
nah bill clinton got his willy wet with some intern
>>54056347
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rvqC066DIX
>>54056367
You might be Irish. But you have obviously been living in yankland for so long that you aren't Irish.
No Irishman would fuck up "what's the craic" by saying "hows the craic"
t. ulster-scot
>>54056367
It's what's the craic, Jose Tyler Cadiz
>>54056226
yep, didn't see that coming from a lightyear away
what an insightful chap you are
>>54056384
Clearly you don't know presybtarianism.
>>54056390
Nonce voice
>>54056416
>presybtarianism
>>54056385
>who are these human memes? That guy is punching well above his weight desu.
She's an ASMR girl, he's her ex-bf who was a felon and never told her.
>>54056439
Do I sound like your m8s then?
>>54056391
>words can only be used in one sentence
i prefer hows myself
>>54056405
ok ahmwd muhammad mehmet
>>54056414
xD
>>54056451
no bully I haven't slept.
Also are you implying that it isn't the best sect of christiniaty?
meow meow
GENUINE POLL HERE SENPAITACHI
http://strawpoll.me/6625643
http://strawpoll.me/6625643
>>54056455
>ASMR
Into the '''''''shower'''''' chamber she goes. Now where did I put my Zyklon B? brb.
>>54056321
nice shirt
>>54056390
i was gonna reply but couldnt stop.laughing
>>54056463
Literally never heard an Irishman except you say hows the craic in my life.
>>54056469
>used to be a proud nation with those badass monster bulldogs
>reduced to cat people
shameful
finished heroes quest lads
>>54056466
It is a pretty liberal church. I can't take them seriously.
>>54056481
only watch tv if i've got nothing better to do or if the x-files is on
>>54056502
Said the Jew
Are there unironic religious people ITT? lmao
>>54056496
good for you nigel
>>54056463
>How's the crack, lads? Begorrah, I just can't resist a pint of Guinness or a good fight on account of me hot Irish blood.
>>54056526
I'm more Irish than you.
I actually live in Ireland.
>>54056500
mmm, nice
*sticks hand down your bants*
*gently cradles your balls while looking into your eyes and breathing heavily*
DEEP HOUSE BANGER FOR THE SUNDAY SENPAI, KEEP IT LOCKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNKlp9LPFA4
>>54056543
*looks back at you*
uuh what are you doing with your hands in my bants?
FDR confirmed fascist
>>54056540
>ulster sc*ts
>human
>>54056531
fuck off
>>54056461
Wew. Nice comeback.
>""""""""""Great"""""""""" Britain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA6XcyXsxXU
>>54056520
I am not Jewish, I was raised Evangelical.
Exposed to a dangerous amount of Australia as a child, BLOKE-MAN and his inability to give a fuck, fight crime.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-24/gold-coast-man-disrupts-robbery-by-stealing-car-keys/7110384
This amphetamine sulphate packs a punch boyos, feel *banter signal*
>>54056566
Ulster Scots built America. Patton was an Ulster Scot too the bloke that made you win the war.
>>54056564
FDR ON POLIO WATCH
>>54056598
>americans
>human
nice try though
>>54056587
Ah good lad then. If you had of said methodist I would have laughed
>>54056553
who let you out of /bleep/
>>54056566
t. Jamal Estevez-O'Connor
>>54056119
Mentioned
>>54056630
/bleep/ is too slow for me haha
>>54056614
You basically are an American now.
And your Ma's shagging one. Must feel bad. Then again American is a massive step from Irish so you should be happy.
Humanity is a windless chasm ceremoniously cannibalizing itself from birth until death
>>54056639
shouldnt it be seamus brian perez or something?
>>54056574
every politician is just dying to suck muslims dick
why?
what do they stand to gain from it?
I don't for a single second believe that they actually think that muslims are here to integrate and make life better for everyone. They're not stupid, they're just good liars.
>>54056640
>Hampshire
More like Hampshite desu
t. Surrey master race
>>54056644
>too slow
speedy speed lad
>>54056649
>cannibalizing
FOY
>>54056645
if im a yank wheres me yank citizenship haha
rekt
>>54056666
Quads confirm Surrey is God's own county
>>54056659
t. Trayvon Rooney
>>54056160
>>54056180
>>54056212
>>54056265
>>54056294
why are you not playing Bloodborne
>>54056666
Surrey more like Curry get it because it's full of Pakis probably haha
>>54056649
>when you wanna be a writer but you tryin too hard to sound profound
>>54056574
>that qt cop at 3:45
>>54056661
Because a muslim vote is still a vote
and they know that this country won't turn islam during their term. It's someone else's problem.
>>54056703
>owning a bloodborne machine 4
rich cunt
>>54056684
Dunno ask your Ma she's the one cuckin' your Da for a greencard
>>54056706
>Surrey
>Pakis
Think again mate, It's full of yummy mummies, range rovers and grammar schools.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L5PebnXinD
>>54056763
What region of yank-land are you from la?
Andrew Marr lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
>>54056763
Please never post a vocaroo again sick of hearing your UTTER SHITE voice.
>>54056730
Surrey is full of homosexuals.
>>54056783
currently in chicago
that accent is fake however, i just do a yank accent when singing yank songs
i cant impersonate a yank accent when talking normally tho
>>54056763
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L5PebnXinD
Cali or NY?
>>54056795
it's spelled "shit" you filthy Calvinist
>>54056792
Thanks for the link laddo
>Zac 'unironic reptilian quadrillionaire' Goldsmith
>Nicola 'chip(s and curry sauce) on my shoulder' Sturgeon
>>54056574
english""men"" btfo
>>54056816
Cofirmed not a real Irishman.
>>54056795
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00kxpD0VvWT
feel like I'm not gonna make it lads. think my time might be up
>>54056835
thats not me retard
>Queen Elizardbeth II
This is the best bit of wordplay I've ever done desu, thoughts?
>people unironically dont have H2A in there top 2 halo games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn5vCi_3B8g
>>54056661
They're a growing demographic and they want hose votes
>google says it's not raining
>it's raining
who do I trust?
>>54056871
>video games
>youtube compilations of video games
Fuck off.
>>54056871
>there
>Not Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST, Halo Reach
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0olkBX0gNz6
how is kampy so based lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqTv12Yf2pg
SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING
>turn on the news
>it's about snow in america
>>54056871
Halo 2 was my shit.
Is the community alive on it? Might buy an xboxone to play with you
To understand why Corbyn holds and is pushing such a unpopular view you have to understand history.
The Falklands War was won under Margaret Thatcher, many Labour supporters and Socialists at the time claimed she went to war specifically to increase her popularity and win the election.
This group of people absolutely hate Thatcher and all she stands for, for them reversing the victory of the Falklands War is less about sovereignty or the rights of the Islanders it is about getting back at Thatcher.
Corbyn's views on the Falklands are unpopular to the UK general population but extremely popular among the group of hard core left wingers who provide much of his support.
>>54056907
Halo 2 slaps them all to dust.
Also
>mentioning the blashphemy to halo that halo reach was
It literally killed the game
>>54057021
lol cucked
>>54056979
How old are you?
>>54056979
Legit and Lunchbox were the best halo players
>>54057023
very much alive lad
get onit pham
haha lads, i found a canadian dollar laying around
>>54057067
Gonna sell my PS4 as it has literally no games.
>rare steak
>>54056054
Why is Karen so shit? She ruined the whole Anglo-Japanese alliance.
>>54057040
It's just stupid policy though. As you say, popular support for re-taking the Falklands is/was incredibly high. If he wants to attract voters he should keep silent about his thoughts on the Falklands.
Conflicts with international norms/law on self-determination and the vast majority of the UK electorate.
>>54057083
JUST FOUND SOME DOMESTIC ABUSE ON STREET VIEW
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5037032,-0.1014112,3a,54.6y,333.32h,69.66t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sKZwTVkRSSJgwB7EOSCjISg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
>>54057109
How is the UK viewed in Nipoon?
>>54057109
Alice is superior.
>>54057128
HAHA EPIC! WE DID IT REDDIT!
>>54057040
>The Falklands War was won under Margaret Thatcher, many Labour supporters and Socialists at the time claimed she went to war specifically to increase her popularity and win the election.
Huge assumption there, it was split pretty 50/50.
>>54057128
Witnessed a crime yo
>>54057062
23
>>54057065
Roy was always has been the better twin but LBX does most of the dirty work to make Roy as good as he is
LBX: Support player
Roy: Main Slayer
jerking off over the latest lexi belle scene released last week by brazzers.
hate being alive lids
>>54056054
>>54056103
>>54056141
>>54056151
>>54056156
>>54056178
>>54056238
>>54056640
>>54056792
>>54057109
http://vocaroo.com/i/s035Q5OI55ZW
>>54057189
>lexi belle
>brazzers
You couldn't be more of a normie
>>54057165
No fucking way they're still at it?
>>54057205
>Fake-Irish namefag thinks he gets to laugh at anyone else's life
>>54057207
If you know Lexi Belle exists and you havent beaten off to her at least once you are, in all likelihood, literally gay.
I mean thats great, good for you, but damn dont go throwing shade.
>>54057205
This
>>54057205
>that literal hybrid yank/mick accent
revolting
>>54057205
Are you pretending to be Irish?
>>54057134
people who have studied world history, fiendish
those who haven't, a land of ladies and gentlemen
>>54057229
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rujhh2m8KW
>>54057231
have you seen how thick she got in her new scene
wew lad
>>54057231
>beaten off
>damn
>throwing shade
Fuck off yank
like even when i have nightmares its better than when in awake since i at least get to do something in them
>>54057242
heh
dont really care how i sound anymore tb h
i have ascended accents
one day im never gonna use english anyeay
>>54057250
no
>>54057250
He is. Het let his yank accent slip when he said get a fucking life.
who crippled with /insomnia/ here
>>54057269
Link?
>>54057269
liked her better before imo
but yea, still would
>>54057268
You're not Irish. You say banter exactly how someone who never hears the word banter in real life would say it. Also say shit instead of shite.
>be me
>be 25 years old
>never been to London
>>54057297
No, but that must be fucking terrible, unlucky pham.
You tried sedatives?
I'm a jealous guy with girls. I get annoyed if they hang out with other men.
Its all because when I was 16 my then girlfriend went off with a 21 year old
Hello
Good morning and that
>>54057295
its not "letting my accent slip" its being influenced partially by yank accents
also ive been impersonating yanks too much lately which doesnt help
i have to adjust to using different accents ya see, both hybridyank and full irish are pretty natural to me
>>54057278
I'll grant you the other ones, but do you really not say "damn" in Britain?
How do you communicate?
>>54057268
>Still pretending to be Irish
Well lads I landed a 21k job out of uni at 21 and thought I was doing okay
https://www.reddit.com/r/UKPersonalFinance/comments/40t3o9/what_is_your_age_wage_and_current_and_target_net/
Read this, they're all like 23/24 and earning 40-80k with investments and properties.
What's the fucking point lads?
>>54057323
people dont say banter in ireland
i literally only know it from /brit/ memes
>>54057210
Mate they've won the last 6 events with their team current team EG, they've create a dynasty as big as Final Boss.
It's looked good for them in Halo 5 too in the qualifiers only up until a few days ago they lost their best player on their team (Lethul) who left unexpectedly to go to the second seeded team CLG
It's created an absolute shit-storm as the rosters lock tonight as well as the last qualifiers
I doubt they'll win the $2.5 million prize pool now but they'll probably finish top 4 (hopefully)
>>54057299
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:17371abc4fbeaaba6a3a3d550145eb8501e2f2e0&dn=HotAndMean+-+Jenna+Sativa%2C+Lexi+Belle+%28Wet+Panties+Scissoring+%2F+&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969
it's not streamable anywhere yet unless you've got a brazzers account
wew
>>54057358
Nah mate. You're talking complete shite. A true Irishman wouldn't make his online personality based around being Irish. Which is what you do by doing the "muh heritage" and "ceo of mickd" namefags.
You are the worst lier ever
>>54057375
they are bullshitting or are tory cunts m9
>>54057375
consider that you would be more inclined to brag about it if you made more
the representation is inherently disproportional
>>54057380
Fuck it's very nice to see the veterans still at the top instead of some kids who never grew up with Halo 2.
>>54057409
Na, seems like msot of em do stuff like software engineering or investment banking.
Even stalked a few of them in their post history and they're all on holiday and stuff.
I was really proud of getting myself any job that pays over 20k, now I just feel like I've fucked up
>>54057388
>lesbian
meh
>>54057375
You are doing okay.
Comparing your achievements to other peoples is the worst thing you can do in life. Don't put yourself down I'd kill a muslim for a 21k job
>>54057394
what
ofc someone who lives in a country is gonna be influenced by the dialect
i havent talked to someone with a proper irish accent other than my mother since i came here for christs sak
>>54057433
its fucking reddit m8
get your head out your arse
>>54057375
this is coming from the same site where everyone has 150+ iq and at least six inch penis lmao
>>54057443
would you kill one for free?
*spits in your face*
who wins tomorrow /brit/?
Pats @ Broncos -3
Cardinals @ Panthers -3
>>54057375
Why fret over it? Do you really think that those things make them any happier in life? As long as you're financially secure and don't have the anxiety/stress of debt or absolute poverty hanging over you, your wealth shouldn't have much impact on your life.
>>54057443
id kill one just to get away with killin a muslim
>Why yes I pretend to be Irish on the internet
>>54057478
ew why does it smell like cock?
>>54057443
It's not even a bad job desu, the pay should be 32k but they started me low because they give me the job over people with like 10 + years experience to give me a chance to see if I could hack it.
Even if in a year or two they started upping my wages though and by some miracle I made it to 30k+ I'd still never be able to even though what those lads have
The only way I'd be remotely catching up is if my parents died and I got like a 35k-50k share of the inheritance and even then that's fuck all and I hope that doesn't happen for decades
>>54057496
>why yes someone who is talking into a phone is definitely going to adjust to talking to irish people
ever heard of diglossia
>>54057375
i have a 1.1, 3 years experience and recently moved to london.
i earn 28,600 per annum which is nothing here, but i'll shitpost either way (claim i earn triple more or even half depending on the thread).
>>54057440
>I like seeing another man fuck what I am attracted to
Cuck'd.
>>54057449
Its not the dialect though. You literally say banter like a yank. Like someone who has never heard the word banter being said by an ethnic Irish or British in their life.
The way you say banter wouldn't change if you moved to America as you wouldn't hear it being said there and only know how to say it as to how people "back home" do.
Just abolish your namefag and fuck off you've been routed as a fake Irishman so many times.
We all can do Irish accents. Doesn't make us Irish. Now give it up Cletus.
>>54057526
you should probably tell me what site that is 2bh
what would he think of someone pretending to be irish in HIS /brit/ lads?
>>54057517
Then why are you complaining?
Fuck off. Probably grew up with a silver spoon in hand. and think the world owes him everything. That's what you sound like.
>>54057517
Accumulating investments takes time mate, if you're diligent in saving a portion of your wages, and do some research to invest/save it smartly, it will come, but it takes time.
>>54057553
>t. Brazzer Janny
I work with robots
>>54057526
link you fucker
>>54057534
banter is not used in ireland faggot. only brits and aussies use it
Just wrapped up a lot of work on my mod, gonna test it in game soon
>Nicola Sturgeon is trying to talk about Scottish oil & gas revenues with a straight face on BBC One RIGHT NOW
fucking hell.
>>54057529
>>54057517
are you the lobbyist
>>54057592
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>54057553
heeeeeeeey.com
>>54057567
kek
>>54057591
rude
>>54057575
you're a special ed teacher?
>>54057558
I'm literally working class as fuck, hence why 21k sounded great to me at 21, nto realising David Cameron cunts were expecting around 40k minimum
>>54057567
I wish, I bet a login is a term of employment
>>54057592
Yes it fucking is
>>54057594
what game and what you making m8
i work with male sex toys
>>54057602
No, I work in accounting and it's dull as fuck and makes me want to suicide, which compounds my shit feels
>>54057599
>>54057613
doing a moffat
>bloody roight i pretend to be oirish un the intanet
>>54057653
yea but what do you do for employment lmao
>>54057628
Well then fairplay lad. Be grateful and don't underestimate your achievements. You've done well.
doing a left wing lads
I fucking HATE students
got an interview next week hahahaha reeeeeeee *smashes my television* REEEEEEEE
>>54057628
Why are you comparing yourself to these people? Surely you're aware that there were people that are better off than you, and there always will be (yes, when you get bumped to 32k, or more, too).
>>54057648
no it fucking isnt, at least not in laois
i literally never heard the word banter until i heard /int/ brits say it
>>54057679
LOL
but in all seriousness my work involves designing male sex toys
>>54057686
is that rime
>>54057703
send us a sample x
wots de banter lads i am irish, i swer! i hate de brits toooo despite spending my day in this general
>The Irish have forgotten to be Irish, Boston is more Irish than Dublin!
