Fuck the police edition
nigger-pop
>>54053056
Ok she was a tinder match and just said
"how about you text me"
so i got her number
dont know how to get her to come over though. horny as fuck desu
>Fuck the police
Need a cock in my asshole
*gimmick*
>the janitor
why won't you tell me the name of the show if you know it
this is torture, i demand my rights
SHH HUT YUH MUH RUDEBOY
>>54053089
well you could start by texting her
>>54053056
>>54053077
>>54053084
>>54053089
>>54053092
>>54053094
>>54053097
>>54053098
>>54053100
>>54053101
>>54053104
ove to shoot my potent load into that neg hole. get some of my biker boys to give the gift in that twink cunt, go to town, get him stealthed, poz him up good
>>54053100
It's called Happy Valley
>>54053109
all me
>>54053120
oh, thanks
>>54053089
text
well don't get my hopes up like that. i was warming up the hot tub and everything.
what are you?
weird here
>>54053109
none me
Somebody please let me suck their willy
>>54053133
np, it's an alright programme imo
>>54053138
forgot pic
>>54053137
do brits have outdoor hottubs at houses?
>>54053144
yeah. don't touch the balls though.
wanked a lad off last week for a laugh. proper fun.
You losers should just take the GAMSAT and go to med school. Even Nadia Kamil is doing. Nadia. Kamil.
>>54053162
Sounds gay desu
>>54053161
yeah, some places anyway. in a shed in the garden.
Boned chicken is the most fedora food ever.
>le look at me so classy and manly eating meat with bones in it
>>54053157
I like amateur stuff, milfs and teens. I dabble in cuck and hentai sometimes japanese teens on trains. Probably creep desu
>>54053181
no it fucking isn't. giving a mate a quick handy as a favour isn't gay. don't touch balls though
Matched with a bird on Tinder who says "willing to role play" in her bio and has pictures of her dressed in Harry Potter costumes
What do
>Boned chicken is the most fedora food ever.
>>le look at me so classy and manly eating meat with bones in it
>>54053235
Tell her its been your fantasy to be fucked in the arse by hagrid for years
>>54053235
send her a message and not get a reply
DON'T PRETEND TO MISS THE DROP LIKE ME
IF YOU SEE SOMEBODY DO IT TELL AJT
CUZ IM THE FARDA OF THE FLOW FARDA OF THE STYLEY
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
morning shift
>>54053206
Let me get you some of your tendies instead, poor boy having to deal with bones in food.
I dont sleep because sleep is the cousin of death 2bh
lads there is literally a character from scooby doo named SHAGGY. fucking SHAGGY
holy shit. I can't breathe
>>54053157
prolapse porn should probably be raised a few tiers. shit's basically 2nd date material these days.
im coumming
'Hey m8 , bluetooth me T2 - Heartbroken pls m8'
>>54053409
Coumm on my face bb
>>54053332
some people think im bonkers
>>54053260
who is this ugly prick
>>54053347
so? like shagging someone? it's an american show
niggers in paris
and they going gorillas
>>54053426
I just think I'm free
put hot sauce on my ham and cheese
not bad desu
>>54053418
*coumms on youre face*
>>54053445
Mmm yeah baby i love that hot sticky american coumm all over my face
Can i have a bite of you are ham and cheese sambo?
>>54053439
ba im just livin my loif thers nothin crazy bout MEEEEEYUH
>eu become islamic majority
>muzzies wage jihad on austrilia
>ban cricket for being gay
>aussies can't handle the banter and commit suicide
>emus eat the bodies
>>54053471
sorry babe all gone ;)
LET ME TELL YOU BOUT BIRMINUM
B6 YEAH ITS IN BIRMINUM
AND SLASH LOZ BIRMINUM
AND IN B23 THERES MURDERS
>>54053431
SHAGGY LIKE DOES HE HAVE SEX A LOT FUCKING LMAO HOLY SHIT WHY THE FUKC DID THEY NAME A CHARAXTER SHAGGY LOL
>>54053471
>>54053445
>>54053418
>>54053409
>coumm
>>54053056
This is the best kind of rape scene to masturbate to because it focuses on the trauma of the victim rather than the physical act of the rape.
>>54053157
>unbirthing
>mexican sugar dancing
not sure i want to know 2bh
>>54053474
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03GeXGZlPzb
do you miss him lads
>>54053537
look at those fucking big nigger lips holy shit
>>54053534
FOY
>>54053509
SCOOBY YOU'RE MY ANGEL, YOU MY DARLING ANGEL
Been watching a great documentary about the Russian empire lads and want to share it with you
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b06w0gn7/empire-of-the-tsars-romanov-russia-with-lucy-worsley-2-age-of-extremes
God bless BBC Four
>>54053577
fuck off sara
>>54053594
>sara
Literally who?
>>54053573
LUCKY FOR YOU I'M A DOG LOVER
ex wife just sent me this
>>54053605
newfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PMC_vlsvPo
lads done my fucking paper on francis hutcheson
time to walk home now
night
goodnight
farts smell absolutely vile lads
>>54053667
smell your mum
>>54053647
Been posting here since the Craven days and I don't know who sara is
should i still be alive?
>>54052359
>>54052359
>>54052359
common flag lads
>>54053688
She's part of Cicada.
My gf has a penis, is this normal?
goodnight brit
>>54053738
seen her on /pol/ before she's a plonker
there is a kenya in that thread though i which i didn't have
>>54053056
I don't much like seeing women getting raped but I'm glad they showed the reality of a woman in a combat situation against a man.
bitch got stomped
Just convert to Islam lads
>>54053758
Rude!
It's called an over sized clitoris
Does this jolly your rogers, /brit/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA6XcyXsxXU
Been used sexually lads. Not sure about it desu.
>>54053157
>all those "joke" ones on the bottom with my actual fetishes
also
>no guro
>>54053796
yes it does
how dare they walk through there with a christian cross
big bloody racists its disgusting
>>54053817
was she qt
>>54053875
three out of five were. I became the girl in the club. Its not pleasant.
>>54053898
sket
>>54053786
Stop being a bloody sexist, women and men are equal and if you deny this you're a bloody fascist!
Who remembers the unofficial /brit/ anthem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTsHWzvJWDQ
rip le crikey man
>>54054048
Bit late haha
SHAKE IT OUT AH AH
>>54054061
He's been my hero since I can remember 2bh still sad over his death
gagging to shag this brass but she lives in southampton and i'm in edinburgh
>>54054048
how tf is it 10 years ago this year
i still remember being told it happened 2bh
He never smashed, what a bender
>>54054165
>i still remember being told it happened 2bh
Same I locked myself in my room all day crying and watching all of his shit. I started to pray to his poster on my wall and all lel asking him if he could hear me
Is Britain going to leave the EU?
>>54054257
Does the pope shit in the woods?
>>54054257
Hopefully but the media is going to go full propaganda so I honestly don't know.
>>54054358
Is her fanny showing?
>go to chinese restaurant
>order char siu pork
>muslims jim bobs get rustled
>mfw
>>54054391
She is wearing undies
>>54054358
>what do?
Cheat on my girlfriend with her.
>>54053056
Why is he wearing two hoodies? What a twat
>>54054472
fuck off canada
mornin
had your girl winding to my single
you woulda thought she was single
but my girls loyal
thats why i put her face on a single
>>54054532
Why do so many feminist wear those old style glasses?
>>54054545
they don't conform to social norms for the shape of a lens thank you very much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yfUJvUFik4
>>54054545
To show how quirky and unique they are, by dressing and acting exactly like one another
The US should have supported Britain during the Suez Canal Crisis.
chebs o'clock
>>54054545
people with no originality who want to be quirky often look to the past for fashion inspiration, it's why so many lads wear fedoras when they want to wear something no one else wears (except everyone who wants to wear something no one else wears wears one)
*does a wakeup*
ayy lmao
>a proper sleeping pattern
FONT
completely helplessly addicted to meth and i dont really see my future looking any better
opened a can of worms that wont be closed
>>54054556
hello mein laddies
>>54054661
>>54054680
not sure how that happened
>>54053056
where was her partner? smdh
Standin on your mamas porch
I knew that it was now or never
>>54054733
he was getting a train ran on him as well
>>54053157
>ohio
>floortiles
i'm glad reddit showed me those references :)
>>54054733
He partner dressed up like a gang member and took part in the gang rape
ayy lmao
>>54054746
>mama
FOY
hope daddy goes out today so i can smoke w33d
>>54053056
Death Penalty
>>54054776
DUDE WEEEEED LMAOO
fuck did not know it was a big deal if you only brushed your teeth once a day
>>54054767
>that font
>X-Files theme begins
>>54054746
>>54054763
must be hard being a cop without a gun
When I was little we used to get changed for PE in front of the teacher in the classroom, both girls and boys. The teacher used to just sit behind a desk while this was going on and I recently realised the teacher might have been a paedo.
Out of weed lads.
>Having to smoke resin.
>>54054796
foyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoyfoy
>>54054796
So she'd have maybe killed the first guy, and then the gang would have all executed her with their own guns.
>>54054796
>cop
fuck
off
yank
>>54054812
a teacher at our school got "let go" but the dl was that he was found to have photos of some 15 year old on his phone and like creeped on some other girl lmao
bit of a surprise 2bh he was a good lad
>>54054827
>>54054837
contain your autism mate before i fucking put you in the ground
>>54054796
cops have guns in glorious *wipes tear from eye* *sings danny boy* *stands for the national anthem* NORTHERN IRELANDDD
every single cop has a glock 17 haha
>>54054812
my teacher used to get changed into her bra and knicks when the class changed but I was a kid and didn't look haha, I remember her pink bra though
>>54054710
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FUnZq48bpy
FOAL
>>54054812
My secondary school had unisex changing rooms.
Most of the girls hated it because the lads would all stare at them changing due to there being no cubicles, but there were a few pervy ones who loved looking at the lads changing and liked to take their time to show off.
>>54054871
FONC
it's abnormie loser
>>54054838
>Having a mate that shags your mum
britcucks
I wish i was dead
>>54054931
His mum's a lesbo?
>>54054933
big fan of this post
>>54054933
very very good post
>>54054952
i'll give this post a 3/10
adds very little while attempting to add a lot.
>>54054974
your existence is a 3/10 you miserable little runt
>>54054933
I hate british politicians, such unbelievably amoral, self-serving cunts
except for nige obvs
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-35384417
Too few teachers - particularly history teachers - are being trained to teach the Holocaust in England, the Education Select Committee says.
Although good Holocaust teaching material is available, the majority of teachers are "self-taught" with little professional development, MPs say.
They also call for steps to be taken to preserve the words of Holocaust survivors for future generations.
Ministers say all pupils must study the Holocaust and what it teaches us today.
This is why it is unique in being the only subject named as a compulsory part of the history curriculum, a spokesman for the Department for Education said.
>>54054929
>>54054931
>>54054933
>>54054935
>>54054953
>>54054846
>>54054782
FO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zI3ANkKCZJ
>>54055024
haha jamie vardy right? love footy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq8y_Wkrs3c
brilliant piece of comedy
>>54055017
learning about the holocaust was good bants 2bh
>>54055043
yes mate good knowledge
>>54055043
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SdEZUPNacH
FOY
>>54055024
good vocaroo
wanked to it
>>54055017
The holocaust was just a million Jew jokes when I was going through school. Nobody took it seriously.
>>54055087
qt desu
>>54053056
What movie is this from? I want to masturbate to it with the sound on
>>54055024
i can hear the saliva :(
>>54055024
Et tu, Somerset!?
forgot all the hebrew we learned in primary school
>>54053120
>>54055125
nvm thanks
brb
>>54055125
it's a BBC series called Happy Valley, so named because that's what the locals call the area due to the thousands of druggie who hang out there
>>54055126
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NvNcEoN2gC
>>54055134
kike scum
>>54055162
*rubs tummy* better? :3
I’m in that weird part of YouTube again lads :(!
>>54055176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Muafv7Cnif
>As things stand, rather than the "moderates" getting together and trying to work out which of them has the best chance to face down Trump or Cruz, they seem to have formed themselves into a circular firing squad and are busy spraying each other with gunfire.
The Presidential contest is going to be between Clinton and Trump.
The USA is unironically going to elect President Donald Trump.
>>54055199
>>54055176
>>54055170
>>54055162
>>54055156
>>54055154
Hope something really good happens to you in the next few days
>>54055024
rafi
Daddy is getting the scooter side panels painted soon
>>54055221
theyll elect clinton over trump lad
>>54055226
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09fInEguZl9
>>54055226
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jNtLbuNcJU
>>54055241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K0GZskt6tb
Morning '''''''''''''lads''''''''''''''', how are we this morning?
>>54055274
nice yank accent
>>54055199
>listening to metalcore
top pleb
>>54055301
rasheed
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Sd7HGYOtx6
Absolute choon for you here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv0peny62q4
>>54055331
laughed 2bh
>>54055331
Is that you mate, you sound leb
>>54055331
>>54055331
had a laugh
http://strawpoll.me/6625502
post deep house
nothing cheesy or LADish
>>54055407
fuck off
car won't start
>when a yank tells you to fuck off in /brit/
How do we stop Islamophobia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIx_HbmRnQY
>>54055441
remove all kebab
>>54055441
We don't.
Pretty mind-blowing that it's gained such traction particularly among bleeding heart lefties.
Karen is cute!
how do i git gud at countdown
>>54055437
fuck off limey
>>54055441
Car boot sale
cannot believe that miserable little runt asked if i was a leb
Cute!
>>54055419
literally cheesy and LADish the music genre
FOY
>>54055506
t. Leb
Why are there so many Lebanese people in Pozstralia?
>>54055427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BMaMlk74GX
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>54055486
make words with the letters innit
>>54055506
>cannot believe that miserable little runt asked if i was a leb
its funny cause im half leb so I thought I noticed one of my own
Bicycle has a flat
>>54055331
You're not as funny as my metalcore post sorry friend.
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
>>54055546
lebanon more like plebanon
>>54055506
lol im a leb and thoguht you were desu
>>54055331
What's that bruce?
>>54055518
>>54055525
>>54055546
>>54055575
FUCK OFF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hQfJ0smhsm
>>54055535
that doesn't work for the maths though mate
>>54055331
u mad breh?
10% left on my laptop
might just go to sleep instead of getting the charger desu
>>54055419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORrKh2HbIN4
>>54055516
Fuck off you utter pleb.
>>54055611
>>>/ladbible/
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
imagine being a virgin
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wz10EmmCJh
just so everyone knows i am poised with a wide variety of fedora pics to post for when someone makes a particularly neckbeardy post
be warned
>>54053056
/brit/ more like shit lmao
>>54055636
trying to but just cannot fathom of it
imagine actually being over the age of 18 and still not shagged a few birds casually
>>54055000
do as I orchestrate little ant
might do a cheeky suicide
>>54055662
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zV5LtcXq3O
>>54055678
>replying to a 27min old post
haha alri caricature of australian internet
Never opened a strawpoll, youtube link, or vocaroo in /brit/
you shouldnt either
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME
I'm a brave and intellectually curious Atheist, I'm also a fan of metal and classical music, also I'm a meninist. Ask me anything, peons.
>>54055686
i was playing cs tbqh with u
>>54055611
cheers m8
>being a virgin
>>54055680
>Never opened a strawpoll, youtube link, or vocaroo in /brit/
>you shouldnt either
>>54055662
>>54055682
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kUIn0lCmH5
this lad sent me a friend request on steam but i dont know who you are
are you here?
>>54055696
you'll have to do better than that. come on.
>>54055736
kek. I tried pham, I tried.
>>54055726
>in the AGDG group
wew
>>54055682
>>54055723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06UkQmnPlUs
