hiya lads x edition
cara
>taking happy pills
half my co-workers are goofed up on happy pills all day, they're really fucking weird. Wouldn't touch them even if i were depressed t b h
ANNA
MDMA lad here
decided im gonna get proper fucking liquored on whiskey before i meet my oneitis tomorrow will be banter 2bh
>>53990593
>happy pills
eh?
Alas, my love, you do me wrong,
To cast me off discourteously.
For I have loved you well and long,
Delighting in your company.
Greensleeves was all my joy
Greensleeves was my delight,
Greensleeves was my heart of gold,
And who but my lady greensleeves.
Your vows you've broken, like my heart,
Oh, why did you so enrapture me?
Now I remain in a world apart
But my heart remains in captivity.
I have been ready at your hand,
To grant whatever you would crave,
I have both wagered life and land,
Your love and good-will for to have.
If you intend thus to disdain,
It does the more enrapture me,
And even so, I still remain
A lover in captivity.
My men were clothed all in green,
And they did ever wait on thee;
All this was gallant to be seen,
And yet thou wouldst not love me.
Thou couldst desire no earthly thing,
but still thou hadst it readily.
Thy music still to play and sing;
And yet thou wouldst not love me.
Well, I will pray to God on high,
that thou my constancy mayst see,
And that yet once before I die,
Thou wilt vouchsafe to love me.
Ah, Greensleeves, now farewell, adieu,
To God I pray to prosper thee,
For I am still thy lover true,
Come once again and love me.
Hey qt
>>53990517
>>53990357
whiskey it is then, got a cheeky bottle of bushmills
despise the presence of all non-whites in this country lads
To the janitor
>>53990603
piss off lol
coming up now lads. feel it in me jaw! enjoying that jungle mix, jungleanon
>>53990593
get some benzos down lad
>>53990593
>happy pills
They should call them 'numb pills'. Literally never, ever, heard a story of someone taking SSRIs and becoming "happy".
>>53990628
>bushmills
ok_hand.jpg
>>53990603
you pinged yet lad?
>>53990593
The only happy pills are illicit drugs, anti-depressants are more anti-feeling than happy
>>53990603
david?
>>53990603
trim your eyebrows la
Just had a wank
absolutely dying for a shag lads
feel like my mushroom head is about to explode
In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant.... My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known—no wonder, then, that I return the love.
lifetime membership
27 club can i get in
>>53990729
poof
got boy bandz like im lance bass
>>53990722
me too wahey
crayon pop
>>53990662
>enjoying that jungle mix, jungleanon
it's techstep lad, but glad you're enjoying it
quite tired ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw6RycbyzN0
might unironically vote for clinton
Having a beer or two on this lovely Saturday
nobody dabs like me
>Being depressed
>Not purging your emotions through a Kolinahr ritual
>>53990769
Did she swap her feet with a pensioners?
>>53990776
really? I'd call techstep that more militant renegade-hardware-esqe sound but not going to split hairs. Don't listen to alot of drums and basses these days. Mostly techno. nice change of pace la.
>>53990797
rasheed
>>53990794
didn't need this mid wank lad
haven't wanked in 10 days lads
this is england, we don't want arab and coons living here, what's happening to us, for fucks sake?
Who /Völkisch/ here?
>>53990869
>>53990794
Good job men. Potential terrorist attack averted. It isn't nice, but those evil Hamas fucks often use child suicide bombers and shooters to target civilians.
>>53990811
do you even have dabs in bongland?
i don't want arabs and coons here either
don't have much choice about the coons they been here for centuries but the dune jumpers need to stay out
doing a think
my think is I want a Russian gf
>>53990880
Rorke
*dashes your skull against the rocks*
>>53990933
yes x
>>53990880
What do they even know about poor old Magna Carta?
>>53990922
me senpai
LITERALLY just started pooing. Let the banter commenced boys
>>53990880
Eric
Lads, you all doing the Olympics with us next time it's on now that men are allowed to compete in the women's events?
>>53990848
yeah, Bad Company were pretty influential in developing techstep. It did take on a very different sound in the mid-2000s with Noisia and similar producers
>>53990984
how fucking embarrassing must this be
Thinking about leaving non-practicing, non-believing Catholicism for non-practicing, non-believing Protestantism.
What're the pros/cons of each of your splinter groups?
>>53990984
I thought Carey Mulligan just had a babby?
Her tummy is looking flat and taut.
>>53990998
Proofs?
>>53990973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE3cnl_qv_I
Good channel for the movement
>tfw parents think I'm still going to college
>tfw haven't gone in 2 semesters
jfc they're in for a rude awakening when I unironically DON'T get my degree next year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG5AngOz1RE
>>53991051
Protestant work ethic created your entire country mate
>you will never do dabs with a cute brit boy
New waifu lads
wew
>>53991059
>tfw no qt carey mulligan gf
I'm off to play with my penis
We have fossilized tracks in the sand, showing that the Stone Age man ran faster bare-footed than our Olympic Champions do with modern running shoes. We have numerous reports from Antiquity, of physical achievements - and e. g. Athens alone could muster 10.000 rowers that all would have been better than our Olympic rowing champions are today, etc. Further, -- although I don't remember how we know that -- the scientists say that the Stone Age man could throw a spear longer than our Olympic champions can throw a javelin. There are so many reports claiming the same. And I can add: intellectually they were also better than us! And the further back in time you go, the more superior our forebears were -- and we are today wimps and idiots in comparison to them. :-/ And they -- the Gauls and Scandinavians -- even said that they didn't want any books, because ";writing things down in books will blunt our memory";. They already knew that they would become dumber if they did! So they resisted this 'innovation' for thousands of years, consciously! They weren't 'primitive'. They were smart. They didn't need books! They could remember everything themselves. Long verses, long stories, word by word. They were smarter than we are -- and also than the Romans were (because they had been blunted by the writing system they had adopted). How many phone numbers to you remember by heart today? None right? Because you have them all on you phone. Well, only 20 years ago we had to remember these numbers ourselves, or at least write them down in books. When you don't need an ability, that ability will go away....
>>53990869
>>53991119
spoiler these hogs
>>53991102
>Americans
>work ethic
>>53991075
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/01/22/transgender-people-will-be-allowed-to-compete-in-the-olympics-without-surgery/
>>53991095
i'm not even racist but this nigger disgusts me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5ZjAITHD8s
>>53991124
Better not be wanking over my GF Janet big lad
>>53991076
I read some of his blog, along with some of his wife's entries.
One of the entries from his wife was her disproving Einstein's theory of relativity. And some people actually look up to them as the ideal white family.
>>53991076
>varg
>volkisch
>>53991114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syIA8oFm
alri /k/
>>53991081
>Americans
>>53991141
>We have fossilized tracks in the sand, showing that the Stone Age man ran faster bare-footed than our Olympic Champions do with modern running shoes
>implying you can tell how fast someone ran from footprints
> the scientists say that the Stone Age man could throw a spear longer than our Olympic champions can throw a javelin
No they don't
>>53991122
>>53991081
kys
>>53991199
He is lad his goal is to preserve and teach about European values, culture and history.
>>53991102
>Protestant work ethic
America was built by German Catholics m8. Scots-Irish hillbillies are the lowest form of white man in existence.
>>53991161
When is this stuff going to blow up
>all the men pretend to be women to get gold medals in the womens section of the Olympics
>>53991131
Nearly as big as my cock
>>53991259
Right about the time all the men pretend to be women to get gold medals in the womens section of the Olympics.
Bernie will make anime real
>>53991200
Nice link senpai
>>53991303
Bernie will make poverty real
>>53991119
had a dream i did coke with these 2 and cara at a house party was pretty good ngl x
>>53991227
>>53991227
lol
You'd think hundreds of years in the future they'd have bionic eyes that didn't look like complete wank lads.
>>53991311
did it break?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syIA8oFmb70
>>53991342
poorer but fairer 2bh
been mining gbp for the past few weeks
what should I spend them on lads
>>53991141
If they're so smart, why are they dead?
If the Jews had a magical ark they carried into combat, how did the Romans destroy the Temple of Solomon?
If the Aztecs had magical powers, how did Cortes conquer them with an army of a few hundred soldiers?
>>53991303
berniw will suck my sweaty reeking balls
>>53991342
Yeah but he's gonna legalize weed
a living god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQGI5XaqbuA
so fucking lonely lads. even the one girl i thought might like me i realize is seeing some other guy. really hope some niggers break into my apartment and kill me just so i don't feel anymore pain.
>>53991376
fair in the same way Ethiopia is fair lmao
>>53991388
unless youre planning on coming to the uk you should probably exchange them for your local currency
>>53991428
pretty gay ngl
>>53991415
male performer of what? what does he perform?
>>53991258
The Scots-Irish are your best soldiers and hardest men though, many of your great generals were Ulster-Scots. I remember reading a book and it said most of the men in your special forces are Ulster-Scots too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_McCulloch
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_P._McCown
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonewall_Jackson
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_S._Patton
http://www.ulsternation.org.uk/ulster's%20contribution%20to%20america.htm
>>53991389
Didn't you read it, it said they started to lose their abilities with new technology as they weren't using those abilities as much or they were assisted with technology.
I didn't write it btw just found it interesting and posted it to start a discussion.
>>53991376
if everyones poor, they'll have no rich people to compare their wealth (or lack of) to and technically they will all be rich!
WHOOSH. And we have lift off.
libtards on suicide watch
>>53991428
>really hope some niggers break into my apartment and kill me just so i don't feel anymore pain.
lmfao that is hilarious for some reason
>>53991493
Should have made it a gun free zone and it wouldn't have happened.
reminder that life is a series of bridges
>>53991443
ethiopia isn't fair
>>53991482
social programs =/= eliminating rich people
>>53991486
>>53990776
TECH STEP MATEY.. Any more badboy sets??? Need to queue them up got 10 minutes left on this one.. Think Im going to struggle with the CAPCHAS soon enough
>>53991493
funny how it occurs in the only province with a conservative premier
To the guy on MDMA. Did you buy the Blue Teslas when I recommended them the other night?
Absolutely banging pills lad have fun er kid.
Sophie
THE KING IN THE NARTH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwVVoXtYti4
>>53991624
>be canadian
>get shot
>this triggers the sanders supporter
>>53991595
Alri mate was just having a joke
I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELL
>>53991683
Yeah but lad he's gonna legalize weed
Interesting poll
http://strawpoll.me/6612840
http://strawpoll.me/6612840
http://strawpoll.me/6612840
http://strawpoll.me/6612840
Finished making me dipping sauce, tendies are done
The great feast begins
>>53991644
nah i was the other one chiming in about them... I got gifted this over xmas had it sitting around for ages la. Was saving it for a night out. Not sure what possessed me... Never gurned alone. Thanks though :)
>>53991624
CURRENT YEAR is going to take your guns now.
>>53991665
she's aged terribly desu
why do all british girls age like milk?
>>53991683
>this triggers the sanders supporter
>>53991708
who gives a fuck
>>53991685
>bowing out of a debate this fast
pathetic 2 be quite honestly frank with you sir
>>53991716
Gurning alone is good craic.
Listen to some nostalgic beats:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bVYgYW6410
>>53991711
no I probably should be though
>>53991711
>1/3 are
how
>>53991713
why are canadians such reddit posters?
>>53991713
Ree a little too much soy sauce
>>53991593
interested in a revival of this gimmick
there are too many minoritieeees in my waterpaaark
>>53991598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yueN6Ghe68I
>>53991729
Shut up
>>53991785
cash in your good boy points for something else
>>53991493
Is it really a western province?
>>53991786
It is a bridge I myself will have to cross
it was 90% me desu
>>53991766
Mate /brit/ is thew lunatic asylum of /int/
>>53991743
>getting into debates over politics in a different country to our own
Just cba 2bh mate. You like Sanders, I have £5 on Trump to get the nomination. Let's leave it at that f-a-m
Ha ha love discussing yank politics lads
>i'm out of tobacco
>>53991808
Classic
>>53991826
western canada are all of the provinces west of ontario
>>53991760
cheers m8
>>53991808
excellent choice sir.
>>53991766
this tbqh
>>53991831
>>53991830
politics isn't exclusive to certain places lads
>>53991778
Anti-depressants are commonly prescribed. A lot of people on /brit/ are young males who are NEET thus don't feel like they have much of a purpose.
>>53991831
i love masturbating
>>53991808
>>53991868
>>53991863
You lads like hardcore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb1n-9SIquY
>>53991860
I know that feel. Fuck that. lol.
I started vaping a few months ago.. Actually quite good shit once you get used to it. Then you realise you're spunking more cash that you were on fags. Then you start DIY-ing juice. Then you realise you have become a meme. But your lungs will thank you.
>>53991916
Desgustin, get tae fook
>>53991915
might do a winkle myself
what type of gun do you have /brit/? pic related is mine
>I'm addicted to nicotine
2bh, the hardest part of quitting smoking is trying to break the habitual routine of smoking rather than the actual smoking itself.
>>53991868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmS2TFu0lSo
>>53991916
2 southern for that. I did go to some hixxy whizzkid shit back in the day though when I was 18 haha. Slammin Vinyl. Was more there for the drums and basses but yeah :) Might be agood shout for tonight actually... Good vibes and shit.
>>53991866
I see. I wondered if the BBC were talking nonsense.
>>53991965
these
*flexes*
>>53991965
how soon after i move to america can i get a gun?
>>53991936
just order some snus you spastic
>>53992011
you can buy one at the airport when you land
>>53991965
Took me quite a while to get a license for this one
>>53992011
Instantly in Florida
>>53991916
I make hardcore lad
I was in Germany and did a 3 track set at a house party while slightly cunted. One of the best feelings I've had tb honest, seeing a bunch of Germans dancing to my chunes
>>53992022
doesnt that give you mouth cancer so you need your jaw amputated like that film reviewer who died
>>53992011
in texas you are offered a complimentary glock upon arrival
>>53991939
Wee pansy ye are mucker hardcore gets you hyped
I picked a poo up out of the boys toilets when I was in primary school
>>53992022
>I put teabags full of nicotine between my gums and the skin of my mouth
>>53992057
>Germans
>dancing
kek, they literally just jump up and down
https://youtu.be/CsuGg79TfX0
>>53992022
>just order some snus you spastic
>>53991985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnde3Q2VyHE&
Think you'll like that
>>53991998
>>53992022
whatever I like it. I'm the gurning anon. Gonna be blowing sound clouds tonight.
lol
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=abc_1452151401
>>53992022
snuff is far, far superior
>techno interests me
reee the girls im going out with tomorrow are all well excited to see this dj whos playing at the club were going to and ive just checked his soundcloud and hes complete shite why do girls always have such shit taste
>>53991996
LEGSIES
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G
S
I
E
S
Listneing to this peaking on about 400mg of MDMA is out of this world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oBRgXtyKeE
>>53992143
BASSLINE
>>53992081
>I use pouches
>I make hardcore
>>53992143
don't have to be interested in something to appreciate it on gurners pham. You're just jelly I got this pill for free when it would have cost you your months salary.
in school there was boys who were older than me who always smelled a little off
only realised later the smell was the genital musk you get from masturbating a lot, they were further along with puberty than me and must have been wanking all day every day
>>53991191
that ship sailed a long time ago and often comes back to port every day
>>53992201
what about 500
>>53992063
No research has actually proved anything related to mouth cancer.
So this hat gimmick has removed any need for an original roast, good work lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqh2sKzfA5o
>>53992143
whered you find my picture lad
>Roommate's friend's birthday
>Go to club with her and her mates
>She really likes me for some reason, keeps telling me this
>Starts dancing and flirting with me a couple times
>Her Chad bf is telling me what a great guy I am and asking if I'm having fun
>Before I leave she hugs me and kisses me on the chest
Not sure if I'm accidentally alpha or they want some weird threeway cuckold relationship.
>>53992143
it's the best kind of music tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIt_Iwcyv24
>>53992234
Hallucination territory. Only do it if I want to be floored lying on the floor stuck on it like I'm glued down
>>53992210
to be honest I only like techno when I'm pinged. It's just designed around MD in a way that other dance music genres aren't so much I think
>>53992217
I smelled the same thing on girls a few times. Like you could smell their arousal and wetness.
>>53992252
research has proved disgusting ponging breath tho now fuck off
>>53992265
waywt thread
>No research has actually proved anything related to mouth cancer.
>>53992207
>I take in nicotine in any other way than just smoking
Just smoke a marlboro red cigarette or two on a good day
>>53992252
Gib oil money
>>53992284
My mate told me about some time this daft cunt took enough md to think he was a cow and they found him in a retirement home eating grass and he was CONVINCED he was a cow
sounds funny desu
>>53992314
You could say the same about coffee/smoking/carbs.
>>53992337
I believe that story. I have saw some weird shit on MDMA and I had a mate who though he was in a party in Ibiza
>want to cook something
>kitchen has a giant window overlooking the courtyard where a bunch of drunk normies are gathered
>it's like I'm a fucking specimen on display
>can't shake the feeling they're laughing at me
>>53992382
which is why i dont do any of that either now fuck off to your hole you cretinous melt
>>53992292
agreed. A big fan of Riche Hawtins label MINUS - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5H-tYD8opg
>>53992284
>Hallucination territory
Depends
I've taken that much and been relatively alri, but the last time I had some super hot fire stuff I put on a pair of diffraction glasses in the club, looked at the lights and started tripping the fuck out
it was mad
I was still functional but only in a loose sense
>>53992252
nitrosamine content is far lower but only lower than other forms of tobacco products
>come on, it's the least harmful poison
>>53992386
wish i was a cow
>I take more than 125mg MDMA
>>53992337
When a truly stupid 14 year old boy took (accidently) 3,000mcg. of LSD25 in Virginia in 1973, he was found crawling across the ground in front of a police officer's house. He was asked what he was doing and was he all right. His response was: "Pleck-Lee-Ek- Lee-Um!"
He stated later that he believed that he was a garden-slug dragging his internal organs out behind his body as he crawled.
This is a true story - not government hype. I knew the kid.
>just order some snus you spastic
![inbetweeners_jay2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aqQIJBt.jpg "inbetweeners_jay2[1].jpg")
>>53992298
kyary
80's retro synthwave tb honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0kg80jAtI8
hey can you guys stop posting pictures of guys with fedoras and start posting pictures of women with exposed midriffs? thanks
>>53992298
i couldn't but i suppose that's why they overdid it with makeup and perfume
>>53992011
If you have the money you can get one immediately
You don't have to be a citizen or have any kind of special permit to own a firearm
I own 3 AR-15s myself in addition to a handgun and a shotgun and a Lee Enfield with an optic which I use for deer hunting
>>53992411
saw hawtin live at WHP while on AL-LAD, awesome night
Where the fuck do you get drugs anyway?
>>53992337
>My mate told me about some time this daft cunt took enough md to think he was a cow
I don't believe it. You can get stimulant psychosis from too much MD but that just makes you trip out, you don't question yourself/reality like on psychedelics
*8 bar simple intro with airy pads*
*8 bar buildup with a cut-down version of the bassline*
AND YOU SEE WHY I ACT LIKE A NARCISSIST, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU!
*full neuro/tech infused bassline drops*
>>53992441
jay.jpg
>>53992496
>>53992493
I'm not down with all these cool kid drugs. Any night with Richie is a good one though.
>>53992462
wow just realised I didn't too
>>53992337
There's one drug that affects the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. It almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street.
>tfw she deleted you from Skype
>hey can you guys stop posting pictures of guys with fedoras and start posting pictures of women with exposed midriffs? thanks
>>53992513
AND NOW MY HEARTS AT ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY
>>53992426
I'm answering a guy making his own vape juice, I think it's a valid point.
hahah fuck skip to 0:16 I'm sure you all remember this track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRkGOmD4g54
>>53992412
You probably had a tolerance lad. Yeah it's fucking bonkers like. The hallucinations are more realistic than acid ones.
>>53992431
Would be good craic just sitting eating grass all day and being able to shit wherever you want.
>>53992432
I have to take more than that because I'm tall
>>53992496
All my friends do drugs and have really good contacts, darknet also.
Honestly just go to some illegal rave and meet people that's the best way. I met my shroom dealer when I was walking up a mountain lel.
>>53992011
I flew first class on American Airlines and they gave me a complimentary handgun under my seat
>>53992529
lloydspharmacyoneword
considering a wank
how do you lads like my gf?
>>53992542
Ketamines like that. I was on it the other night and I looked at a clock and my mind was mangled trying to wrap my head around the idea of time, it just seemed so bizarre to me -- I couldn't figure out why the clock was like that.
>All my friends do drugs and have really good contacts, darknet also.
>>53992592
fivehead
>>53992573
just think about the consequences
>>53992545
AND NOW MY HEART'S AT A HUNDRED AND SEVENTY TWO
someone vocaroo something right now
Luckily, the amount of heroin I use is harmless, I inject about once a month on a purely recreational basis. Fine. But what about other people less stable, less educated, less middle-class than me? Builders or blacks for example. If you're one of those, my advice is leave well alone. Good luck.
